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Warning the following program contains scenes
of graphic stupidity among four friends
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who compete to
embarrass each other.
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At a car dealership
these recline back.
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Back your ass up!
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At a public square,
do I know you?
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From where?
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Spin class.
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I exposed myself accidentally.
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And at the beach he
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looks friendly I
figured I'd join it.
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Get the fuck away from me
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We're on the streets and we've got to go
up to complete strangers and ask them hey
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don't I know you
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write the other three guys will be helping
out well I dunno of helping the right word
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will be writing embarrassing
details on cue cards
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that we have to say about how we know the
other people, and the goal is to get one of
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these strange to say
that they know you
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and if you can't
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you lose.
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Side note.
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I have problems
admitting I know Marie.
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Here we go.
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He.
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yeah yeah, was a writing
over there makes me nervous.
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Hey what's going on
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how you have been.
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Bryant.
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You're my ex-wife's friends.
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Know of no imagery.
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Or.
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Copenhagen
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yeah in Copenhagen.
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My I was at a
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dinner party.
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I fought it I follow
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a dinner party in Copenhagen.
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That thoughts.
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Like clear the room.
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Must have a twin or simply because I really
don't know don't you remember I was like.
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Sure.
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Hermann der rohe
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must have met someone
who looks really similar.
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It's
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me.
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Yeah.
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Hold on one second.
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Have you been there
hasn't been one time to say.
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I'm a
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Brian from
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that.
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You know what I
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don't know.
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Huh.
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We know each other right.
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I met you guys.
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At night court.
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I was the guy that
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I'm the president of the
Dakota fanning fan club.
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Well anyways these days I.
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Am on Broadway in Spartacus.
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Now.
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Gimme
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gimme.
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Gimme.
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Gimme what
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was that I was at the doctor's
office like last month even as it.
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Proactol adjust.
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Cause that'd be it.
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I one
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hundred percent met you
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I was one that
showed you my toenail.
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I got diagnosis
SARS for like a month.
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And none of this
is ringing a bell.
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I was like I just
stole a baby's diaper.
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Then.
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What does it take
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to get somebody to remember me.
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Oh my god.
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I thought he was sweating from the
heat of sweating for being nervous.
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Dude.
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I know you.
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Downtown.
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From the
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the clinic.
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Yeah.
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No I I
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I I used to.
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I used to.
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Use a wax less swollen
scrotum down there.
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I take it easy on.
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New year.
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Food
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food.
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Itself.
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I.
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Actually leave.
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The Christmas party.
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They had holy water
for Christmas I peed in it.
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I told you I told you
it was like heaven.
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Spirits up.
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Now I'm just i'm
running cock fights now.
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Oh cool yeah
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so.
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Hell yeah yes.
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Dude.
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Gallup is the
holy water totally.
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Take it easier
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you want to come to one
of the cockfighting me up
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he got it.
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Yeah.
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Oh hi
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don't I know you.
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Joe.
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From where.
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Didn't we meet at the.
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Spin class.
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No yeah we spin class right.
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I expose myself.
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Accidentally.
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Had a short short on.
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Now.
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You sure look at me in the face.
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Al
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roker is Christmas party
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I ate a live squid.
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I bled from my nipples
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I make stars out
of Spanish children
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my trip to Disney I
spanked that fat kid.
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I sing in a girl
band called puss.
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Well it's good seeing you again.
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Couldn't get anyone
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say they knew.
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What he was do now
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your mother.
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That is the easiest job you could
have a social life this victory puts him in
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unfamiliar territory.
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But can he keep his
loser friends down.
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It's a beautiful day at the beach too bad
we forgot our beach blankets we had to find
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a way to get on people's beach towels lay
right next to them and not get kicked off
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we're going to be unwanted
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uninvited and uncomfortable and if you're
unsuccessful and they ask you to leave.
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Oh god.
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I hate the beach.
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Sand that my crevices.
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Want to do this.
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Article first.
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It looks he looks like a
scraggly son of a bitch
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indigent.
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He's got a blanket
all picked out.
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He's moving in.
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She quietly put down the cooler.
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Alright Diego the flip flops.
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In a moment of truth.
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Was there.
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Oh my.
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Goodness.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Ye.
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Gods.
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She has to believe.
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You're asking me to get offers.
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I thought I had.
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Oliver added.
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Alright alright
rejected immediately
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ago.
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Yeah.
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You always have a bat.
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Uzi unlucky.
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Then I'm going to join.
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These are your
shock circle yeah.
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It help.
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He's starting to rain
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I was just trying to
get some sun in before.
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Just go up to people.
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You guys looks friendly
I figured I'd join yeah.
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Is it cool if I hang out or.
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My mountain.
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I
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found
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the guy cause you're
passionate about oh I dunno.
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You're going to pack it up.
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Oh.
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Alright.
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That's a shame.
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And
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have you guys been going in.
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Nope either the cooler
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you can go to help emerge during
the old pretender lol yes that's
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a good technique
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we'll see how it pans out.
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I'm sitting down I don't
care I'm sitting down.
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I'm sitting down exactly
where I am I don't care.
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I don't care.
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Don't care.
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No
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Irene no.
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My girlfriend made me park
the car and I can't find her
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and I've been looking
for a half frickin hour
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I'll see you back
in the car later.
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By.
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Model.
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I have is good.
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No way they're just
going to let them stay.
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I.
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Where is he going.
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He's heading towards
that and the blanket.
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Has seen him.
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Maybe they're in the ocean.
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God knows whose
blanket he's about to sit on.
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Nice.
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So this could be
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it can be a huge behind
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jojoba the huge guy looks
like the incredible hulk.
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I'm nervous I'm sooner.
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That hurt
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she's looking she's
looking that way
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she's looking right at him.
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Suddenly there's a cooler
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of floaty and a two
hundred pound guy.
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On the blank.
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He's heading towards
that and the blanket.
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Cd him.
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Maybe they're in the ocean.
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God knows whose
blanket he's about to sit on.
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Yeah this looks nice.
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I'm nervous I'm sooner.
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Was that her she's
looking that way
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she's looking right at him.
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Or suddenly there's a cooler
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of floaty and a two
hundred pound guy.
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Looking right at you there.
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Or south Korea.
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So
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yeah.
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Issue goes.
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It sort of
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wake up
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excuse me.
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Oh hey bro.
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Hey bro.
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Hi.
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How are you.
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Pretty good.
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All this is.
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Oh well you know what it is I.
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Thought it was empty so.
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That's okay on come on.
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Come on.
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Get them off your blanket
that your blanket lady.
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Hope the weather holds up.
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She's so friendly you
might get away with this
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how was this woman not tell them to
get off the blanket get off the blanket.
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I have a
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pool to drink if you
want something.
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Good.
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Be sure.
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Look shit now.
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Guys from.
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He's killing her with
kindness that's it.
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That news where she's inviting him over
dinner tonight the new one they have now is
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the Addams family.
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Ads with Brooke shields that's the one
that's like the big the big ticket right now
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she came over woke them up we said what's
up bro now they're talking about Broadway.
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It's a nice day for US to be
hanging out on the blanket.
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I'm going to I'm going to
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take a little bit of snow you want
to wake me up in like a half hour.
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Thanks.
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Wait.
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A half hour.
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This is.
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Geezer I just woke
up from a snooze.
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Zone.
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Two losers to a right
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to reverse it and flew
to Australia not at all.
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He just look like a pineapple
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under the sea.
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So far q and Joe have
each drop the Dukes
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but you will be supreme
king of the losers.
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We're in the grocery store and the challenges
that we're going to have to get someone
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to repeat back to US a very specific word
is you can't get them to parrot that word
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back to you.
283
00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,280
Game over sucker.
284
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,630
As a
285
00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:49,350
job
286
00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:51,840
get somebody to
say the word noodles.
287
00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:52,860
Oh I'm sorry
288
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:53,460
I just
289
00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:54,810
I buy oodles of this stuff.
290
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,140
In fact when you buy
oodles of things right.
291
00:11:00,274 --> 00:11:01,446
You know if it
feels right get rid
292
00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:02,470
of it.
293
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,590
So you're going to get if
you're going to get rules of that.
294
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,200
If.
295
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:08,850
You gotta go with your
296
00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,090
instincts.
297
00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:17,590
News.
298
00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:21,330
Go up to somebody and get
them to say the word newgate.
299
00:11:23,820 --> 00:11:24,270
Excuse me
300
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,770
did you see a candy aisle
anywhere I'm looking for newgate.
301
00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:28,620
You know like.
302
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,541
Like it's almost
like a caramel like.
303
00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:33,540
I always see like meats and.
304
00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:34,758
I really needed
305
00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:35,950
the nutrient.
306
00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:37,390
There is.
307
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:38,460
May not
308
00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:39,580
have new game.
309
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:43,170
Thank you I
appreciate it more than.
310
00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:51,930
Murray get somebody
say bolognese
311
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:52,920
bolognese
312
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,190
fallen nice.
313
00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:56,220
Have you seen the
bolognese sauce.
314
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:57,840
He didn't.
315
00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:00,690
I mean it's sort of a circular
that they had it on sale
316
00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:03,690
and I've been looking all
over for about a news report.
317
00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:06,060
Or sauces are usually
like right over here
318
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,530
what are the sauces they have.
319
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,460
Im sure it's around.
320
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:16,540
Chris Hurley.
321
00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:18,300
Like it's amazing
what a good boy.
322
00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:19,080
Sauce.
323
00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:22,006
Like sometimes you
just need to say that
324
00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:23,220
like bolognese.
325
00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:25,050
Evans
326
00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:26,250
bolognese boy.
327
00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:27,720
And no one says it
328
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:28,288
like what.
329
00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:30,079
Does it take to
get somebody say.
330
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,880
You're killing me right now.
331
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,540
As a loss.
332
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,040
You have to get somebody
to say the word visa v
333
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:41,610
buck.
334
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:42,540
Vis-a-vis.
335
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:43,960
Do you know where.
336
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,660
I can get the coconuts.
337
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:47,230
Not the whole.
338
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:49,320
Yeah like visa be.
339
00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:50,980
Like a coconut.
340
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:51,750
Makes.
341
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:52,740
No
342
00:12:52,950 --> 00:12:53,460
sense
343
00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:54,700
like visa v.
344
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,360
That guy like that little guy there
you know what I'm talking about.
345
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,180
Sorry I have no idea
346
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,580
real recipe you know about.
347
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:04,607
The
348
00:13:04,890 --> 00:13:05,890
survey.
349
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,420
Though.
350
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:10,750
Yea.
351
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,500
Thats funny
352
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,070
because
353
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,310
she didn't say.
354
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:15,608
It.
355
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,120
It's funny she didn't say.
356
00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:18,490
Just say one.
357
00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:20,970
That's three losses for job
358
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:23,250
these are the two
for q and Marie.
359
00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:28,680
What will it take to get these
customers into a new car number.
360
00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:30,600
Twenty three on the month
361
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,850
we're selling cars all day long
362
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,560
the challenges the customers
363
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,680
into the trunk.
364
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,430
It's going to be punk.
365
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:43,770
In.
366
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:45,060
I.
367
00:13:45,387 --> 00:13:45,870
On the first
368
00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:47,550
hi guys welcome
to route twenty three
369
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,060
how are you
370
00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:51,340
alright married before you get them in
the trunk set the mood for the few people
371
00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:52,710
when I look at this car is a.
372
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,840
Little romantic.
373
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:57,300
Looking to get it on.
374
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,640
The seats go all the way back
you've got to get them in the trunk
375
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,940
these reclined back
let me show you.
376
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:09,550
Witches.
377
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,780
Thanks.
378
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:20,670
What I love about this car is.
379
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:22,650
Literally the mantic.
380
00:14:23,498 --> 00:14:24,579
You're looking to get into.
381
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,510
These reclining back.
382
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,980
That was right
over here the latch.
383
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,540
There we go.
384
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:35,590
Almost.
385
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,950
I mean look at all the
room you've got right
386
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,410
if you're looking to hit
this demonstrate Mark.
387
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,510
You can do anything
you want you can do
388
00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:46,710
you know a little bit like.
389
00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:48,840
Alright
390
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:49,860
let's take a look
391
00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:51,010
miss.
392
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,280
Don't leave come back
in the clock please leave.
393
00:14:54,480 --> 00:15:01,650
These guys I am getting
someone into that truck
394
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:02,860
excuse me sir.
395
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,520
Check out this thing that.
396
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,120
See this trunk on the central.
397
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,986
You could throw a
body in there and
398
00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:09,010
check it out.
399
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:12,870
Close
400
00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:14,047
China's.
401
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,290
Given the clubs will travel
through beautiful body new.
402
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,780
You just whacked me shoot
403
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,504
zagora please I'll
get you the money i'd.
404
00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:21,210
Just.
405
00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:22,549
Get your money.
406
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,640
I'll get you your money
407
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:24,790
please don't do it.
408
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,560
You ought to try get it.
409
00:15:29,932 --> 00:15:32,730
Hey.
410
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:34,230
I may have
411
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,440
to go.
412
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,210
Hi how are you.
413
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:40,260
Good.
414
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:41,160
Looking
415
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:41,700
for.
416
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,910
A job before you try to get this woman in
the trunk we got something for you to deal
417
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:45,910
with the currency.
418
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:49,950
So you get the navigation or joliet to every
question so let me go elsewhere manager
419
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,126
get out of the car and come back
420
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,150
gts is there.
421
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,740
Yup that's the GPS there is always lights
flickering by the lights flickering let me
422
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:02,740
ask my manager.
423
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,570
And.
424
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:08,350
Put them in the cars on.
425
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,490
Those your specific price range.
426
00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:11,850
I want to lease it
427
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:12,360
doing.
428
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,080
I gotcha.
429
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:20,580
That Joe keep walking around
the car but never find the manager.
430
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,180
Larry.
431
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:23,380
Larry.
432
00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:24,790
Larry.
433
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:26,620
Larry.
434
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,820
Larry.
435
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:28,620
Larry
436
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,130
Larry
437
00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:30,370
Larry.
438
00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:31,770
Larry.
439
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,160
Larry.
440
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,960
I can't find them.
441
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,160
What was the question.
442
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:44,130
I now see if you can get her in the trunk
this is the center of people don't realize
443
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,290
that there's so much space
in the center because sentra
444
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,700
in Japanese means tiny.
445
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,080
Joel of
446
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,680
he likes a lot of
junk in the trunk
447
00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:52,370
so do you like a lot
of junk in the trunk.
448
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,860
Yeah you could get in.
449
00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:57,230
Columbia hold your coffee.
450
00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,910
And then.
451
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,830
So hey guys who
are great with you.
452
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,090
You can come in.
453
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:07,920
Guy.
454
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:09,640
Come on now.
455
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:11,470
No damage.
456
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,770
I.
457
00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:15,750
It's all up to you
458
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:16,410
first
459
00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:17,590
go up to those guys.
460
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,180
See if you can sell them a car.
461
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:20,130
Swerving
462
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,250
towards your animal.
463
00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,130
Bargain and go lower body
464
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:27,390
pull this comes in around
twenty I can I can do twenty six.
465
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,340
I can do twenty five.
466
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:32,040
When a four or five I could try.
467
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,280
You want to make a sale I
could probably do twenty two.
468
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:36,580
I mean.
469
00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:41,670
Who said twenty one I didn't say forty
yeah I keep going I mean really if I could
470
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:44,436
match that you'd get here for nineteen
we could do it for eighteen phone.
471
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:45,460
Just keep on the.
472
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,790
Completeness as I could work with
eighteen five will get it from seventy nine
473
00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:52,290
the best I could do is
seventeen thousand
474
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:54,090
don't even ask for
sixteen cars will do fifty.
475
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,370
So you have to get
them in the trunk
476
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,540
to compact car.
477
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,200
Check it out and get in.
478
00:17:59,640 --> 00:17:59,790
Yeah
479
00:17:59,923 --> 00:18:00,199
get it.
480
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,700
I do it all the time we're
there all day all day.
481
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,240
You can go completely in the
thing that's how big the the trunk and.
482
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:06,870
Turn
483
00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:07,990
turn on.
484
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:10,750
Now you can totally.
485
00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:11,140
Do.
486
00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:11,794
I get
487
00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:12,630
and all but.
488
00:18:12,976 --> 00:18:14,250
Getting in the car.
489
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:16,630
Check it out.
490
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:19,290
Both of them
491
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,733
he's getting to people on the trong
game he's got it he's got you've got
492
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:23,936
you've got this.
493
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:25,680
You've got this.
494
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:26,670
Would I tell you.
495
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Now watch much.
496
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,660
And.
497
00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:32,310
Just to recap guys.
498
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,790
You got the two point lead a
deal a cheap four cylinder engine
499
00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:38,630
you got the one hundred and forty
horsepower one forty seven talk.
500
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:43,776
Now one of the great new features
on the two thousand and eleven model
501
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,850
improved trunk space.
502
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:46,710
Big enough for three losers.
503
00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:48,580
Two bedroom and then go.
504
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:49,870
Oh I didn't hear.
505
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,020
Married woman or drunk.
506
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:58,500
Joe q and Murray got owned on the
Carla which means Joe is the biggest loser.
507
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:03,150
So now he has to do
something so disgusting.
508
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,070
We can't even show it to you
509
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,370
but we will.
510
00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:11,520
Eu.
511
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:12,360
Getting.
512
00:19:12,870 --> 00:19:15,090
Back at the beach Joey
that's cool I love the beach.
513
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,280
Today my friend you're
not going to love it today.
514
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,910
You've driven down here
to the beautiful Jersey shore.
515
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,790
Or on the boardwalk we're
going to send Joe out with that sign
516
00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:25,200
and five envelopes
517
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:28,290
containing five of the
absolute worst punishments
518
00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:29,690
that we could think of buddy.
519
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:30,210
Yeah
520
00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:32,586
just gotta get a little random
person pick the envelope
521
00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:35,170
and no matter how bad it is he
has to do whatever it says inside.
522
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:37,390
Let's go.
523
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,280
He's in Jersey is going hard or
he's going home you know to.
524
00:19:42,357 --> 00:19:42,540
Get.
525
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:43,840
The purple shirt.
526
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:45,660
How are you
527
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,190
I'm good how are you good.
528
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,360
Great.
529
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:53,060
Just pick an envelope and tell
me what it says I have to do.
530
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,160
Figure out whatever you like.
531
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,570
As a
532
00:19:57,811 --> 00:19:58,290
mango
533
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,780
that my tote in your mouth.
534
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:09,180
That.
535
00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:13,701
I'm ok with you.
536
00:20:14,442 --> 00:20:15,442
You have to do it.
537
00:20:17,412 --> 00:20:18,582
Wash your feet and try it.
538
00:20:21,162 --> 00:20:22,242
Your tongue in your mouth.
539
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,212
This is.
540
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,802
This is not right.
541
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,232
Last year enjoying
this be alive.
542
00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:34,751
Don't do it.
543
00:20:52,992 --> 00:20:53,472
That was.
544
00:20:53,832 --> 00:20:54,832
Gross now.
545
00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:57,292
Zero is just part of.
546
00:21:00,102 --> 00:21:00,942
Nah sorry
547
00:21:01,047 --> 00:21:02,832
sorry I need
antiseptic I feel like
548
00:21:03,092 --> 00:21:04,212
I have a disease.
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