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Warning the following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four friends

who compete to embarrass each other.

At a car dealership these recline back.

Back your ass up!

At a public square, do I know you?

From where?

Spin class.

I exposed myself accidentally.

And at the beach he

looks friendly I figured I'd join it.

Get the fuck away from me

We're on the streets and we've got to go up to complete strangers and ask them hey

don't I know you

write the other three guys will be helping out well I dunno of helping the right word

will be writing embarrassing details on cue cards

that we have to say about how we know the other people, and the goal is to get one of

these strange to say that they know you

and if you can't

you lose.

Side note.

I have problems admitting I know Marie.

Here we go.

He.

yeah yeah, was a writing over there makes me nervous.

Hey what's going on

how you have been.

Bryant.

You're my ex-wife's friends.

Know of no imagery.

Or.

Copenhagen

yeah in Copenhagen.

My I was at a

dinner party.

I fought it I follow

a dinner party in Copenhagen.

That thoughts.

Like clear the room.

Must have a twin or simply because I really don't know don't you remember I was like.

Sure.

Hermann der rohe

must have met someone who looks really similar.

It's

me.

Yeah.

Hold on one second.

Have you been there hasn't been one time to say.

I'm a

Brian from

that.

You know what I

don't know.

Huh.

We know each other right.

I met you guys.

At night court.

I was the guy that

I'm the president of the Dakota fanning fan club.

Well anyways these days I.

Am on Broadway in Spartacus.

Now.

Gimme

gimme.

Gimme.

Gimme what

was that I was at the doctor's office like last month even as it.

Proactol adjust.

Cause that'd be it.

I one

hundred percent met you

I was one that showed you my toenail.

I got diagnosis SARS for like a month.

And none of this is ringing a bell.

I was like I just stole a baby's diaper.

Then.

What does it take

to get somebody to remember me.

Oh my god.

I thought he was sweating from the heat of sweating for being nervous.

Dude.

I know you.

Downtown.

From the

the clinic.

Yeah.

No I I

I I used to.

I used to.

Use a wax less swollen scrotum down there.

I take it easy on.

New year.

Food

food.

Itself.

I.

Actually leave.

The Christmas party.

They had holy water for Christmas I peed in it.

I told you I told you it was like heaven.

Spirits up.

Now I'm just i'm running cock fights now.

Oh cool yeah

so.

Hell yeah yes.

Dude.

Gallup is the holy water totally.

Take it easier

you want to come to one of the cockfighting me up

he got it.

Yeah.

Oh hi

don't I know you.

Joe.

From where.

Didn't we meet at the.

Spin class.

No yeah we spin class right.

I expose myself.

Accidentally.

Had a short short on.

Now.

You sure look at me in the face.

Al

roker is Christmas party

I ate a live squid.

I bled from my nipples

I make stars out of Spanish children

my trip to Disney I spanked that fat kid.

I sing in a girl band called puss.

Well it's good seeing you again.

Couldn't get anyone

say they knew.

What he was do now

your mother.

That is the easiest job you could have a social life this victory puts him in

unfamiliar territory.

But can he keep his loser friends down.

It's a beautiful day at the beach too bad we forgot our beach blankets we had to find

a way to get on people's beach towels lay right next to them and not get kicked off

we're going to be unwanted

uninvited and uncomfortable and if you're unsuccessful and they ask you to leave.

Oh god.

I hate the beach.

Sand that my crevices.

Want to do this.

Article first.

It looks he looks like a scraggly son of a bitch

indigent.

He's got a blanket all picked out.

He's moving in.

She quietly put down the cooler.

Alright Diego the flip flops.

In a moment of truth.

Was there.

Oh my.

Goodness.

Okay.

Thank you.

Ye.

Gods.

She has to believe.

You're asking me to get offers.

I thought I had.

Oliver added.

Alright alright rejected immediately

ago.

Yeah.

You always have a bat.

Uzi unlucky.

Then I'm going to join.

These are your shock circle yeah.

It help.

He's starting to rain

I was just trying to get some sun in before.

Just go up to people.

You guys looks friendly I figured I'd join yeah.

Is it cool if I hang out or.

My mountain.

I

found

the guy cause you're passionate about oh I dunno.

You're going to pack it up.

Oh.

Alright.

That's a shame.

And

have you guys been going in.

Nope either the cooler

you can go to help emerge during the old pretender lol yes that's

a good technique

we'll see how it pans out.

I'm sitting down I don't care I'm sitting down.

I'm sitting down exactly where I am I don't care.

I don't care.

Don't care.

No

Irene no.

My girlfriend made me park the car and I can't find her

and I've been looking for a half frickin hour

I'll see you back in the car later.

By.

Model.

I have is good.

No way they're just going to let them stay.

I.

Where is he going.

He's heading towards that and the blanket.

Has seen him.

Maybe they're in the ocean.

God knows whose blanket he's about to sit on.

Nice.

So this could be

it can be a huge behind

jojoba the huge guy looks like the incredible hulk.

I'm nervous I'm sooner.

That hurt

she's looking she's looking that way

she's looking right at him.

Suddenly there's a cooler

of floaty and a two hundred pound guy.

On the blank.

He's heading towards that and the blanket.

Cd him.

Maybe they're in the ocean.

God knows whose blanket he's about to sit on.

Yeah this looks nice.

I'm nervous I'm sooner.

Was that her she's looking that way

she's looking right at him.

Or suddenly there's a cooler

of floaty and a two hundred pound guy.

Looking right at you there.

Or south Korea.

So

yeah.

Issue goes.

It sort of

wake up

excuse me.

Oh hey bro.

Hey bro.

Hi.

How are you.

Pretty good.

All this is.

Oh well you know what it is I.

Thought it was empty so.

That's okay on come on.

Come on.

Get them off your blanket that your blanket lady.

Hope the weather holds up.

She's so friendly you might get away with this

how was this woman not tell them to get off the blanket get off the blanket.

I have a

pool to drink if you want something.

Good.

Be sure.

Look shit now.

Guys from.

He's killing her with kindness that's it.

That news where she's inviting him over dinner tonight the new one they have now is

the Addams family.

Ads with Brooke shields that's the one that's like the big the big ticket right now

she came over woke them up we said what's up bro now they're talking about Broadway.

It's a nice day for US to be hanging out on the blanket.

I'm going to I'm going to

take a little bit of snow you want to wake me up in like a half hour.

Thanks.

Wait.

A half hour.

This is.

Geezer I just woke up from a snooze.

Zone.

Two losers to a right

to reverse it and flew to Australia not at all.

He just look like a pineapple

under the sea.

So far q and Joe have each drop the Dukes

but you will be supreme king of the losers.

We're in the grocery store and the challenges that we're going to have to get someone

to repeat back to US a very specific word is you can't get them to parrot that word

back to you.

Game over sucker.

As a

job

get somebody to say the word noodles.

Oh I'm sorry

I just

I buy oodles of this stuff.

In fact when you buy oodles of things right.

You know if it feels right get rid

of it.

So you're going to get if you're going to get rules of that.

If.

You gotta go with your

instincts.

News.

Go up to somebody and get them to say the word newgate.

Excuse me

did you see a candy aisle anywhere I'm looking for newgate.

You know like.

Like it's almost like a caramel like.

I always see like meats and.

I really needed

the nutrient.

There is.

May not

have new game.

Thank you I appreciate it more than.

Murray get somebody say bolognese

bolognese

fallen nice.

Have you seen the bolognese sauce.

He didn't.

I mean it's sort of a circular that they had it on sale

and I've been looking all over for about a news report.

Or sauces are usually like right over here

what are the sauces they have.

Im sure it's around.

Chris Hurley.

Like it's amazing what a good boy.

Sauce.

Like sometimes you just need to say that

like bolognese.

Evans

bolognese boy.

And no one says it

like what.

Does it take to get somebody say.

You're killing me right now.

As a loss.

You have to get somebody to say the word visa v

buck.

Vis-a-vis.

Do you know where.

I can get the coconuts.

Not the whole.

Yeah like visa be.

Like a coconut.

Makes.

No

sense

like visa v.

That guy like that little guy there you know what I'm talking about.

Sorry I have no idea

real recipe you know about.

The

survey.

Though.

Yea.

Thats funny

because

she didn't say.

It.

It's funny she didn't say.

Just say one.

That's three losses for job

these are the two for q and Marie.

What will it take to get these customers into a new car number.

Twenty three on the month

we're selling cars all day long

the challenges the customers

into the trunk.

It's going to be punk.

In.

I.

On the first

hi guys welcome to route twenty three

how are you

alright married before you get them in the trunk set the mood for the few people

when I look at this car is a.

Little romantic.

Looking to get it on.

The seats go all the way back you've got to get them in the trunk

these reclined back let me show you.

Witches.

Thanks.

What I love about this car is.

Literally the mantic.

You're looking to get into.

These reclining back.

That was right over here the latch.

There we go.

Almost.

I mean look at all the room you've got right

if you're looking to hit this demonstrate Mark.

You can do anything you want you can do

you know a little bit like.

Alright

let's take a look

miss.

Don't leave come back in the clock please leave.

These guys I am getting someone into that truck

excuse me sir.

Check out this thing that.

See this trunk on the central.

You could throw a body in there and

check it out.

Close

China's.

Given the clubs will travel through beautiful body new.

You just whacked me shoot

zagora please I'll get you the money i'd.

Just.

Get your money.

I'll get you your money

please don't do it.

You ought to try get it.

Hey.

I may have

to go.

Hi how are you.

Good.

Looking

for.

A job before you try to get this woman in the trunk we got something for you to deal

with the currency.

So you get the navigation or joliet to every question so let me go elsewhere manager

get out of the car and come back

gts is there.

Yup that's the GPS there is always lights flickering by the lights flickering let me

ask my manager.

And.

Put them in the cars on.

Those your specific price range.

I want to lease it

doing.

I gotcha.

That Joe keep walking around the car but never find the manager.

Larry.

Larry.

Larry.

Larry.

Larry.

Larry

Larry

Larry.

Larry.

Larry.

I can't find them.

What was the question.

I now see if you can get her in the trunk this is the center of people don't realize

that there's so much space in the center because sentra

in Japanese means tiny.

Joel of

he likes a lot of junk in the trunk

so do you like a lot of junk in the trunk.

Yeah you could get in.

Columbia hold your coffee.

And then.

So hey guys who are great with you.

You can come in.

Guy.

Come on now.

No damage.

I.

It's all up to you

first

go up to those guys.

See if you can sell them a car.

Swerving

towards your animal.

Bargain and go lower body

pull this comes in around twenty I can I can do twenty six.

I can do twenty five.

When a four or five I could try.

You want to make a sale I could probably do twenty two.

I mean.

Who said twenty one I didn't say forty yeah I keep going I mean really if I could

match that you'd get here for nineteen we could do it for eighteen phone.

Just keep on the.

Completeness as I could work with eighteen five will get it from seventy nine

the best I could do is seventeen thousand

don't even ask for sixteen cars will do fifty.

So you have to get them in the trunk

to compact car.

Check it out and get in.

Yeah

get it.

I do it all the time we're there all day all day.

You can go completely in the thing that's how big the the trunk and.

Turn

turn on.

Now you can totally.

Do.

I get

and all but.

Getting in the car.

Check it out.

Both of them

he's getting to people on the trong game he's got it he's got you've got

you've got this.

You've got this.

Would I tell you.

Now watch much.

And.

Just to recap guys.

You got the two point lead a deal a cheap four cylinder engine

you got the one hundred and forty horsepower one forty seven talk.

Now one of the great new features on the two thousand and eleven model

improved trunk space.

Big enough for three losers.

Two bedroom and then go.

Oh I didn't hear.

Married woman or drunk.

Joe q and Murray got owned on the Carla which means Joe is the biggest loser.

So now he has to do something so disgusting.

We can't even show it to you

but we will.

Eu.

Getting.

Back at the beach Joey that's cool I love the beach.

Today my friend you're not going to love it today.

You've driven down here to the beautiful Jersey shore.

Or on the boardwalk we're going to send Joe out with that sign

and five envelopes

containing five of the absolute worst punishments

that we could think of buddy.

Yeah

just gotta get a little random person pick the envelope

and no matter how bad it is he has to do whatever it says inside.

Let's go.

He's in Jersey is going hard or he's going home you know to.

Get.

The purple shirt.

How are you

I'm good how are you good.

Great.

Just pick an envelope and tell me what it says I have to do.

Figure out whatever you like.

As a

mango

that my tote in your mouth.

That.

I'm ok with you.

You have to do it.

Wash your feet and try it.

Your tongue in your mouth.

This is.

This is not right.

Last year enjoying this be alive.

Don't do it.

That was.

Gross now.

Zero is just part of.

Nah sorry

sorry I need antiseptic I feel like

I have a disease.