All language subtitles for Alfred Hitchcock s04e05 The $2,000,000 Dollar Defense

Good evening.

My name is Alfred Hitchcock, and the
program is Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

In the interest of enlightening our
audience, we are inaugurating a new

for this portion of the program.

From time to time, we plan to interview
important figures in various fields.

Tonight we have with us one of the
world's outstanding mathematicians.

If you will, sir.

Good evening, sir.

I shall begin the interrogation at once.

My first question concerns a matter
which has no doubt been bothering

our audience for many years.

How much is two and two?

The opinions expressed by our guest are
his own and in no way reflect my own

views or those of my sponsor.

And now, sir, what is your favorite
television story?

I think he's telling us that his
favorite television play is The Two

Dollar Defense, in which case we're in
for a very long time of it. Long enough,

in fact, to show you The Two Million
Dollar Defense.

But first, my sponsor wishes to put his
two cents in.

Yesterday, Mr. Ashley, occupying the
same witness chair, you testified to

engaged the services of Malcolm Purdy, a
private detective.

Now, am I correct?

You have to speak up, Mr. Ashley, for
the excellent reason that the court

stenographer can't record the nodding of
your head.

I made that statement. I did hire
Malcolm Purdy.

Now, isn't it true that you engaged Mr.
Purdy to trace and make reports on the

activities of your wife because you
suspected her of infidelity?

Yes. And you concede as well that the
man named in these liaisons as your

companion was Mr. Thomas Ward.

The same Thomas Ward who was your
investment counselor.

and who was in charge of your various
financial holdings. I do, I do. You know

that I do. We've been over all this.

Well, I'm so sorry to be tiresome, Mr.
Ashley.

Referring once more to your sworn
testimony of recent date, do you still

going to Mr. Ward's home and confronting
him with a .32 caliber automatic

pistol?

I do.

But it was only to frighten him. It was
never my intention to kill him.

Oh, I see. It was an accident, you say.

An accident, yes.

Instead of being frightened, he came at
me.

Gun fell from my grasp and accidentally
went off.

How accidentally, Mr. Ashley?

The safety was on. I've told you this
time and again. It was never my

to kill him.

Of course, the safety catch.

You're certain about that, aren't you?

I could not be more certain. All right,
Mr. Ashley, that'll be all. Thank you

very much. Your witness.

Mr. Robeson?

Any questions, Mr. Robeson? No
questions.

The witness may step down.

Thank you.

Stayed to like to call a witness in
rebuttal.

Will Mr.

John Keller please take the stand?

Not going well, Mark, is it?

Do you promise to tell the truth, the
whole truth, nothing but the truth? Take

it easy, God. You?

He's their gun expert.

He'll talk holes in any target they put
in front of him.

Mr. Keller, may I ask you how long
you've served the police department of

city of New York as a specialist in
ballistics?

For 13 years and 7 months.

Thank you very much.

Now, Mr. Keller, I offer you State's
Exhibit B.

And I ask you if you're able to tell
this court... precisely what type of

this is.

I can, sir.

It's a .32 caliber Colt automatic,
pretty generally referred to as a pocket

model. I see. Thank you. Now, this gun,
Mr. Keller, that you're holding in your

hand, have you ever seen this gun
before? I have.

Would you be kind enough to tell the
court under what circumstances you saw

gun? I examined this gun in the
performance of my duties as ballistic

The purpose of the examination was to
determine whether or not this gun fired

the bullet that was recovered from the
body of Thomas Ward. And what were your

findings, Mr. Keller?

I found that the weapon referred to had
fired the fatal bullet.

I see. Thank you very much.

Mr. Keller, will you be kind enough to
describe to the court and to the jury

type of test or procedure that you
followed before arriving at this

Your Honor, please.

Yes, Counselor? Your Honor, I think we
can dispense with this lesson in

ballistics. Defense concedes that Mr.
Ashley's gun fired the shot that killed

Mr. Ward.

Is prosecution agreeable to this?

Yes, Your Honor. The state has no desire
to prolong this trial unnecessarily.

Mr. Keller, I'm assuming that you're
familiar with the general mechanics and

operation of this gun.

Am I correct in my assumption?

You are, sir.

Well then, Mr. Keller, in your opinion
as a ballistics expert...

Could this type of gun be discharged
accidentally, as Mr. Ashley has just

testified, while the safety catch was
engaged?

It could not.

Are you certain about that, sir? I'm
absolutely certain.

Thank you, Mr. Keller.

Mr. Keller, may I ask you then, if this
gun could be discharged while the safety

catch was engaged, if it were dropped,
accidentally or otherwise, from a height

of, well, say, several feet?

It could not. If it were slammed against
a hard surface, Mr. Keller?

No, sir.

Then are you willing to state that in
your entire experience, 13 years and 7

months of handling and testing firearms,
you never heard of such an accident

taking place?

I am willing to make such a statement.

Thank you, Mr. Keller. That'll be all.

The defense may cross -examine the
witness.

If you'll excuse me, Counselor, I find
that it is now 4 .30.

And I would like to call a recess at
this point.

The jury will remember my instructions.

Neither to discuss this case among
yourselves, nor permit it to be

your presence.

Court is adjourned until 10 o 'clock
tomorrow morning.

I'm terribly worried for him.

I know.

That's one of the unfortunate byproducts
of a married woman falling in love.

There are almost always casualties, Eve.

I knew he was jealous, but I never
thought it would come to this.

The heart's gone out of him.

Lloyd, who was always so strong.

Don't blame yourself entirely.

I do blame myself.

There's Tom dead because of what I did.

And now there's every chance that
Lloyd...

Oh, Mark, please don't let it happen to
him. I'll do my best. I can promise you

that much.

But let's not flood the courtroom with
tears, huh?

I have a proposition for you, something
I know you'll like.

Yes?

I guess it'd be safe to say, Mark, that
now with Tom Ward dead, you know more

about my financial affairs than anyone
else.

Not only how much I inherited, but how
much I've earned.

I guess at the moment I'm worth at least
four million dollars.

Using one of your expressions, Mark,
that isn't exactly complex, is it?

No, no, I wouldn't say so.

I'm willing to split it with you.

Half for you and half for me.

On what condition?

By whatever means necessary, you wring
an acquittal from that jury tomorrow.

You can do it. You've got the
imagination to bring it off. I've seen

before. That isn't very flattering,
Lloyd. What isn't? Your assumption that

work harder for an old friend just
because, well, just because there's that

of money involved.

We're not saints, Mark, nor are we
living in a society of saints.

I sometimes wonder if that apple that
got stuck in Adam's throat wasn't a

-up $50 bill.

You could be right.

That's half of all I possess, Mark.

A $2 million fee for an acquittal.

Would you put that in writing, Lloyd?

Yes, I will right now.

I'd say that this was an exceedingly
well -planned or we might say a happy

of accident, Mr. Robeson.

No arteries severed, minimum of tissue
damage.

You say the safety catch was on?

Just as surely as my pants were on.

Otherwise, I never would have dared to
slam it on the top of that desk.

You know, I was beginning to believe
that ballistics expert.

There you are.

I suppose you know as well as I do, Mr.
Robeson, that when a doctor is called to

treat a gunshot wound, he's obliged to
notify the police.

Naturally, Doctor.

Frightful publicity.

I can see the headlines now.

But I don't suppose there's any way we
can keep it out of the papers.

Doctor,

do you believe me when I tell you the
safety catch was on?

I'm not a jury, Mr. Robeson.

Now, Mr. Keller, if I remember it all
correctly, you testified yesterday that

you fired a shot from this gun.

I did.

And your purpose was to prove that the
same gun fired the shot that killed Mr.

Ward? That is correct. Thank you, Mr.
Keller. Am I right in assuming that you

released the safety catch before you
fired the shot?

Well, naturally. Otherwise, I'd still be
standing in my laboratory, pulling the

trigger.

Mr. Keller, the burden of responsibility
would rest on us all more easily if we

could lighten it with humor.

But at whose expense?

Mr. Lloyd Ashley, the same man you're
attempting to send to the electric chair

with your glib, smug testimony?

I object, Your Honor.

I ask the counsel's last remark be
stricken, the jury instructed to

it. The objection is sustained, and the
jury so instructed.

Humorously, or gravely, sir, in any mood
that does not shy from objective truth,

would you say that the safety catch on a
gun of this type could not be

accidentally joggled loose?

To the best of my knowledge, I would say
so. To the best of your knowledge.

Well, that's a comfort to me.

Mr. Keller, did you ever make any tests
that might legitimately confirm your

strong opinions in this matter?

I'm not exactly sure what you mean.

Specifically, Mr. Keller, did you ever
load this gun, States Exhibit B, which

I'm holding in my hand, and then try
dropping it on a hard, unyielding

Did you, sir?

Well, no.

Knowing what the basis of our defense
would be, you didn't take the trouble to

make such a simple test.

Now, please answer the question, Mr.
Keller.

No, I did not make such a test as you've
described.

Why?

Why did you not? Wouldn't it have seemed
the obvious thing, or were you afraid

you might confirm the defendant's story?

No, that wasn't it at all. Then why?

Tell me, Mr. Keller, or tell the court.

Tell someone in the name of common sense
why you didn't bother to make such a

simple, obvious test.

I don't know. I suppose it just never
occurred to me.

How reassuring, Mr. Keller.

How very nice.

A man is on trial for murder in the
first degree.

The one life granted him by his creator
is in the hands of fallible men like you

and me.

And yet it never occurred to you that a
simple test such as I have outlined

might be the key to simple truth?

Let the record show the witness did not
answer the question.

Yesterday, Mr. Keller, under direct
examination by the district attorney,

testified that a gun of this type could
not be discharged by slamming it on a

hard surface, did you not?

With the safety catch on.

Of course, Mr. Keller.

Yes, I did make such a statement and
this morning roughly 18 hours later.

you had any reason to alter your
opinion?

No, I See

There now, Mr. Keller.

As an expert, sir, would you examine the
safety device on States Exhibit B and

tell the court if it's in the proper
position to prevent firing?

It is.

Would you rise, Mr. Keller?

Please.

Stand right where you are in front of
the witness chair.

Now, Mr. Keller, I'm going to ask you to
prove to the court and the juries here

assembled that the gun in question with
its safety catch applied cannot be

discharged accidentally.

Just drop it or, if you prefer, sir,
cast it forcibly to the floor.

Your Honor, I protest this cheap and
highly irregular bit of vaudeville which

inherently dangerous to everyone... Say
dangerous, Mr. Herrick. Well, I meant...

Well, I must ask that such an
implication be disregarded.

Irregular was the word that I intended
to stress.

If that is the sole basis of your
objection, Mr. Herrick, you are

Proceed, Counselor. Thanks, sir.

If you please, Mr. Keller, demonstrate
to the court and the jury that State's

Exhibit B could not possibly have been
fired in the manner claimed by the

defendants.

Just raise it above your head, Mr.
Keller, and blithely let it drop to the

floor.

It's not a rocket to the moon, Mr.
Keller. It won't make that much of a

We're waiting.

Whenever it's convenient, Mr. Keller,
you can just let go.

Whenever it's convenient, Mr. Keller,
we're beginning to age a little, all

of us.

That'll be all, Mr. Keller. Many thanks
to you.

Oh,

I've been looking forward to this all
day.

Thank you so much for playing host.

I would probably have spilled it.

Well, Lloyd, here's to the victory and
all the good things friends can share.

You tired?

Yeah, very tired.

I'm very grateful, too.

I knew if anyone was going to get me out
of this mess, Mark, it was you.

When did you first feel safe?

Oh, about the time you finished
questioning Keller.

It was a great show, beautifully
handled.

I guess it's kind of difficult to put a
price tag on this kind of value

received, Mark.

But I want you to know that I intend to
carry out my end of that bargain we

made. There's no hurry, Lloyd. After
all, it is in writing.

I know.

But anyway, I'd like to attend to it
now.

That's pretty silly of me to think I'd
have a checkbook in my pocket.

After all, they don't supply those in
the city jail, do they?

You got a black one?

Well, at these prices, I'd be happy to
crochet one for you.

As a matter of fact, there must be one
somewhere there in the desk. Try that

center drawer.

Center drawer.

I can't say, Mark, that I regret this
bargain in any way.

Incidentally, you may be entitled to
more, but we won't know that until the

accountant has a chance to check over
the books.

One hand or no hands, this is a special
occasion, calls for another drink. Could

I, um, sweeten yours? No, no, no thanks.
This will do me very well.

Well, Mark, using your words, let's
drink to those things at Friends for

My money, your whiskey.

My wife.

What is this?

It's a gun.

Probably the one you used for your
experiment last night.

It was just...

Resting here in the top drawer all the
time.

Lloyd, you'd better be careful with that
thing.

Oh, I'm being careful.

Extremely careful.

I've made sure the safety catch is off.

It's a bitter turn of events, isn't it,
Mark?

That now you have the one thing in the
world you love most dearly, and you

be able to spend it.

What on earth are you talking about? I
never was very good at riddles.

You recall that private detective you
urged me to hire two months ago, Malcolm

Purdy? Same little fellow who reported
Eve's quiet liaisons with Tom Ward to

Yes.

Yes, I recall him.

What about it?

Well, Mark, you're a man who enjoys a
joke. This is very amusing.

You see, in all this trouble, I never
did take Mr. Purdy off the case.

I just forgot to.

And Mr. Purdy, being a conscientious
man, he...

Kept on watching Eve all the time I was
in jail.

Two days ago, he turned in his final
report.

Lloyd, if you want to check back... I
don't think I need to mention who Eve

been seeing all this time.

And I don't think Eve was clever enough
all by herself to think of using poor

Tom for a decoy that has all the
earmarks of one of your ideas.

Oh, come now. You're just as responsible
for Tom Ward's death as I am.

And if I killed the wrong man because of
your...

cleverness, Mark. Why shouldn't I kill
the right one now?

Lloyd, if you'd just listen to me.

1 ,999 ,938. 1 ,999 ,939.

So much for our story. Unfortunately,
Lloyd actually had spent all his money

his first murder trial.

And when his trial for the shooting of
Mark Robeson came along, he didn't have

another $2 million for a good lawyer.

I believe that's 42.

Or was it one? Oh, well, I don't know
how he does it without fingers.

Now for something you can always count
on, after which I'll be back.

Before our guest left, I discovered him
scribbling on this blackboard.

Frankly, I don't know how long we can
hold our scientific superiority over the

horse, but I think we'd better do
something drastic.

That is, unless you relish the thought
of suddenly finding yourselves on the

wrong end of a plough or chasing each
other around racetracks while the horses

do the betting.

And on this grim note, I must leave you
until next week.

when I shall be back with another play.
Until then, good night.