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The party's over boys. Move on.
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Let's get a group together!
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Please be respectful of the
neighbors and go home quietly.
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Mace! The sidewalk
sale has commenced!
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Sidewalk sale! Everything
marked down fifty percent.
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Total liquidation.
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Everything must go.
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Giveaway!
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# Love in the twenty-first century #
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# People can be what they wanna be #
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# Any way you want it (simple, exotic) #
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# Any way you want it (do as you please) #
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# Love in the twenty-first century #
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Good morning, Marilyn!
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# Though we're living in a modern world #
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# I still believe in #
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# Baby, maybe I'm a special
girl cause I'm looking for #
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# A different kind of love #
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Turn around, baby.
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# I'm trying to find #
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Inhale. Come back
into Warrior One...
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and exhale. Bring the hands
to the floor and take your left
foot back Downward Facing Dog.
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Take your right foot up to
your hands and breathe
into Warrior One posture...
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and exhale come into
a Warrior Two posture.
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Pause here for a moment.
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Alive?
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Did I have fun?
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Yes.
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Did l?
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Yeah.
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Got everything?
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Cell phone?
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Yes.
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Wallet?
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Yes.
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Self-respect?
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That wasn't with me last night.
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# I'm dying to find #
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# A different kind of love #
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I bought this for my... girlfriend...
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and, uh... you know...
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It just...
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it wasn't the right fit.
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So what's your return...
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Sir, we kind of have a policy...
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there's no exchanges or refunds
on dildos or penetrating devices.
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I mean, but it wasn't what
we were looking for, you know.
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I understand. Maybe you can take it home
and use it as a dog chew toy or a paperweight.
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Thanks for coming to the Gayborhood.
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Thanks.
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Have a good day.
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'morning!
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Good morning.
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You're late.
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I know.
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Considering this is only
your second week on the job...
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you sure treat it with a lot of contempt.
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Oh, don't take it personally, Zeke.
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I treat all of my jobs with contempt.
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Don't expect me to last very long.
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I don't.
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Good morning, sir.
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All purple dildos are on sale today.
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Don't forget to buy in bulk.
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It's a wonderful day for dildo-buying.
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Zeke, I had the most
incredible fourgy last night.
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I just don't even know where to begin.
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Please, don't. I just had breakfast.
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Zeke...
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sex can be a lot of fun.
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Don't knock it.
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Just because I define myself as a gay
man, doesn't mean that I'm a whore.
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I never charged a penny in my life.
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Hi! Swimwear is on sale, right?
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For you, anything.
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Twenty-nine dollars.
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I'll take them.
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These are going to look hot on you.
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Hey, don't I know
you from somewhere?
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I don't know.
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You look familiar, too.
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"Long John"
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Excuse me?
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That's how I entered
you in my cell phone.
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We hooked up about a year ago.
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I fucked you in my bath tub.
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Jesus Christ.
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Right. I vaguely remember now.
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Fun times.
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How you been?
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Good.
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Long John, these are gonna
hug you in all the right places.
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So do you still have my number?
We should do it again sometime.
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I'm flattered, but actually
I don't do that anymore.
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Bath tubs?
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Sex.
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I'm in S.C.A.
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Oh I'm sorry,
I don't speak acronym.
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Sexual Compulsives Anonymous
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Right, hush hush.
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Why?
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You couldn't tell
I'm a sexual compulsive?
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No. I thought you had sex
with me because you like me.
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Not because you're a compulsive.
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When we had sex...
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I had a slip.
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I never smelled anything.
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Here's my card.
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Perhaps we can hang out sometime.
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Yeah, but how will I know
when you're having a slip?
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Oh, not for sex.
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Maybe you'd like to
check out an SCA meeting?
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Or a cuddle party.
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Cuddle party?
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How sad.
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He is one of life's
cruel contradictions...
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a total bottom with a dick to die for...
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and then... when he should be
going to meetings to learn how to top...
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he decides to stop
having sex all together.
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Double sad.
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I don't see what's sad about
someone realizing they have a problem,
and trying to do something about it.
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Seeing all these grown up
men spending all their time
trying to get laid, now that's sad.
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Oh Zeke, please.
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There's a lot of important
stuff happening out there.
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Issues that we need to fight for...
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Civil rights,
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Discrimination, equality, marriage.
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Well I don't see you
out on the barricades.
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You're working here with me
here, peddling rubber dick.
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Now why is that?
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This is just temporary.
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Hey Marilyn.
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Oh Peter! Peter!
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Guess what?
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What?
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Who's getting married?
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I am.
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Bart asked me to marry him
this morning. I'm engaged.
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Congratulations!
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My God, that's awesome!
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Did you guys set a date?
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We're thinking mid-September.
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There's just so much to do.
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Oh Peter! I am so excited for us.
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You and Derek moving in together
and me off to get married.
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It really goes to show, you, you know...
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Dreams do come true!
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Congratulations, Bart.
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Bart, sit down over here so we can
discuss the wedding invitations.
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Not your department?
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I thought so.
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Leave us alone then.
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Kissy Kissy.
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Kissy Kissy.
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Men - it's never too late
to teach them new tricks.
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Anyway, it might be
a bit premature, but...
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I've started working on a seating chart.
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Let me get your input.
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This is huge.
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Maybe this would be a good
time to go over some rules.
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What kind of rules?
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I would just hate for us to fight
about the small stuff, you know, like...
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who's turn it is to do the dishes,
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and taking out the garbage and stuff.
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And then there's the toilet seat issue.
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You know how much that bothers me.
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Maybe we could put up a sign,
you know, to remind me.
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I'm serious.
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A lot of relationships go bad
when people move in together.
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I just don't want that to happen to us.
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Baby, it won't.
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We just have to be considerate of each
other, and give each other some slack.
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Right?
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Right.
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Besides, it's too late. Unless you
were planning on putting me
out on the street or something.
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I didn't say I changed my mind.
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Are you trying to get me drunk?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Here, let's have a toast, okay?
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To ten wonderful months together
and many, many more to come.
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I love you.
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I love you more.
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Let the manhunt begin!
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Loose a button, make a friend.
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You gonna come up for air, baby?
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It's just so cavernous!
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I'm addicted to cleavage.
I don't understand it.
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Um, maybe because
it resembles ass?
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Halt!
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Quality control.
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I need to verify that
this drink is not poisoned.
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Water?
193
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What? Are you pregnant or something?
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That is a rare species of cock!
195
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What are you? Some kind
of penis anthropologist?
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What do we have here, Mace?
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We have an ergonomic variety.
Not often found in North America.
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I am South African.
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Well that explains it!
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So what will it be Luke?
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Something stiff and fruity. Like my men.
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Two vodkas. Splash of cranberry.
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I've got me a twenty-five dollar pussy,
ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my god!
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A five dollar ghetto booty
and two dollar titties!
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Oh there they go!
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Who needs botox
when you got cupcakes?
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You know what Annie said, don't you?
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Uh, who?
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You know, Orphan Annie.
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That lucky little bitch
with the red hair.
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I give up.
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You're never fully dressed
without a smile.
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And that would make you naked.
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I see...
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So, what do you do?
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Oh!
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Now did you go ask him
what he does for a living?
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Yeah...
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Cause Luke is allergic
to that question.
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Vodka!
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I cannot be defined
by how I pay my rent.
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00:10:09,838 --> 00:10:13,548
Then how? By that ridiculous
scarf and all the body glitter?
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Honey, if you're not sparkling...
what the fuck are you doing?
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Touché.
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I'm Luke.
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What name do they call out when they
pin your ankles behind your ears?
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I'm Stephen.
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Stephen with a V or
Stephen with a PH?
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Uh... PH.
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Just verifying that you are gay.
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Just for the record... my ankles
are never behind my ears.
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Try yoga. You'll get there.
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Not necessary, I'm a total top.
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How... Iimiting. Why?
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Not that it's any of your business
but I just don't like to get fucked.
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Wait, your name is Stephen with
a PH and you're a total top?
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Papi, how could you neglect
your prostate like that?
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You know, nice talking with you girls...
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And a great reminder of why
I don't come to places like this.
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And just what do you mean by that?
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People here are so... typical.
242
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Are you calling me typical?
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Typical might not be
flamboyant enough.
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I'd say, you're more of a gay cliché
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Eres mas pasiva que la puta que te pario!
[You're more of a bottom than the bitch that gave you birth!]
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He called me a gay cliché
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Oh fuck him!
248
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What does he want me to do?
Wear flannel and go hiking?
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I'll show him gay cliché!
250
00:11:15,471 --> 00:11:16,649
Oh, no!
251
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Would the crazy faggot
get off the furniture?!
252
00:11:24,848 --> 00:11:27,914
Would the drag queen
please get a wardrobe budget?
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Security!
254
00:11:29,424 --> 00:11:31,845
I'm Tess Tickles and this is my show!
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Get your paws off me!
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Whoa!
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Oh!
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Hey there, shy boy.
259
00:11:40,048 --> 00:11:41,259
Where do you live?
260
00:11:41,648 --> 00:11:42,957
No, where do you live, stud?
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I'm sick of changing my sheets.
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Eightieth and Broadway.
263
00:11:50,352 --> 00:11:51,301
Where do you live?
264
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,488
I live around the corner actually.
265
00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:03,271
Bye!
266
00:12:07,025 --> 00:12:09,992
I was starting to judge myself...
267
00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:16,172
And I have the potential to judge
myself right back into a bar.
268
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:22,917
So I dumped that little pee-wee, 'cause
ain't nobody taking my fucking sobriety.
269
00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:26,986
No way! No how! Ain't gonna happen!
270
00:12:31,729 --> 00:12:33,966
Hi, I'm Marilyn and I'm an alcoholic.
271
00:12:34,193 --> 00:12:35,054
Hi Marilyn.
272
00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:36,909
Thanks for the share, Sheila.
273
00:12:37,329 --> 00:12:39,817
I'm still having trouble... Ietting go.
274
00:12:40,401 --> 00:12:42,572
I'm having trouble getting to step three...
275
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:46,510
But thanks to my sponsor
Trisha, I think I'll get there.
276
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:51,015
I'm learning to appreciate
the little things in life.
277
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,105
You know, like cranberry juice.
278
00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:57,231
I used to resent cranberry juice
because it made my vodka taste so...
279
00:12:57,489 --> 00:12:58,220
I don't know...
280
00:12:58,514 --> 00:12:58,983
Sweet.
281
00:13:00,305 --> 00:13:04,462
Now I realize cranberry
juice can be really tasty.
282
00:13:05,553 --> 00:13:06,601
Straight up!
283
00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:12,874
Luke?
284
00:13:13,106 --> 00:13:16,368
Try to look busy. The owner
said he might come by today.
285
00:13:16,721 --> 00:13:17,867
What do you want me to do?
286
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,749
I don't know... Dust porn.
287
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:25,962
You know, I never in a million years
imagined I'd grow up to be this...
288
00:13:26,194 --> 00:13:27,568
a duster of porn.
289
00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:29,168
Who said you're grown up?
290
00:13:29,778 --> 00:13:31,700
God knows you're no spring chicken...
291
00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:34,958
but as far as fitting into the
sociological framework of an adult?
292
00:13:35,122 --> 00:13:35,820
Uh uh.
293
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:40,108
I suppose you learned all this sociology
mumbo-jumbo at the New School?
294
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:41,297
Before they kicked you out?
295
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,529
They didn't kick me out. I left.
296
00:13:44,147 --> 00:13:47,562
Well, I didn't have to waste time
at college to learn about sociology.
297
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,716
Did you know that some study on the correlation
between penis size and various things...
298
00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:53,389
found that there is no connection
whatsoever with the size of the feet?
299
00:13:53,491 --> 00:13:55,182
And you bring this up because...?
300
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:59,309
The study did claim however, there is a
connection between penis size and height.
301
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,354
But I often find glaring
exceptions to that rule.
302
00:14:02,579 --> 00:14:04,651
Well maybe their sampling
wasn't as big as yours.
303
00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:05,935
True!
304
00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:07,469
So why did you leave?
305
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:08,558
What?
306
00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:09,960
School?
307
00:14:10,195 --> 00:14:13,294
My parents stopped helping me with
tuition after I came out to them.
308
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:13,842
Ouch!
309
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,370
They decided New York
wasn't the best place for me...
310
00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:19,185
and instead enrolled me at
some religious school in Ohio.
311
00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:19,720
Eww!
312
00:14:20,435 --> 00:14:21,711
That's why I didn't go back.
313
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,370
Black anal lickers.
314
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,747
I think I know that guy!
315
00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:26,061
That's a picture of an ass!
316
00:14:26,163 --> 00:14:26,795
Yeah...
317
00:14:26,963 --> 00:14:28,010
I think I slept with it.
318
00:14:28,147 --> 00:14:31,792
God, you're so typical. Where
are the normal gay people?
319
00:14:32,019 --> 00:14:32,619
Typical?
320
00:14:32,691 --> 00:14:33,837
You just hold it right there, Mister!
321
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,241
The other night, some guy
called me a gay cliché...
322
00:14:36,403 --> 00:14:37,297
Very perceptive of him.
323
00:14:37,523 --> 00:14:38,603
Excuse me?
324
00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:40,681
For your information,
there is nothing typical about me!
325
00:14:40,915 --> 00:14:41,711
At all!
326
00:14:42,036 --> 00:14:44,010
Just because we work together
you think you know me.
327
00:14:44,212 --> 00:14:45,870
I went home with you once.
Remember?
328
00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:47,179
Bits and pieces...
329
00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:47,979
So?
330
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,456
So, I know you're not very good.
331
00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:50,320
I passed out!
332
00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:51,151
Exactly.
333
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:51,885
I was drunk!
334
00:14:52,052 --> 00:14:52,554
No kidding!
335
00:14:52,723 --> 00:14:53,651
Yoo-hooo!
336
00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:57,450
You two are such a cute couple.
337
00:14:57,748 --> 00:14:59,406
And you sweetie...
338
00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:04,043
Oh, you remind me so much
of myself as a young man.
339
00:15:09,972 --> 00:15:11,052
Peter, tell me...
340
00:15:11,188 --> 00:15:13,195
Am I just a pathetic gay cliché?
341
00:15:13,428 --> 00:15:14,989
Don't answer that.
342
00:15:15,412 --> 00:15:16,721
I know what you think.
343
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,064
But seriously...
344
00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:20,052
why does this bother me so much?
345
00:15:20,596 --> 00:15:23,564
I guess everybody has a need to
feel significant in some way.
346
00:15:23,796 --> 00:15:26,185
You have Derek and that
whole lovey-dovey shit.
347
00:15:26,388 --> 00:15:27,282
But that's not for me.
348
00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:30,477
I guess being single and easy makes
me feel good. If I wanna fuck I fuck.
349
00:15:30,645 --> 00:15:32,270
Are you following me?
350
00:15:34,837 --> 00:15:37,324
Hey Marilyn! How's restaurant
managing treating you?
351
00:15:37,429 --> 00:15:39,338
Luke! What a pleasant surprise.
352
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:43,443
Maybe I should come work for you?
We had such fun waiting tables
together last summer, didn't we?
353
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,260
Yes, didn't we?
354
00:15:45,397 --> 00:15:48,496
Oh, and Peter tells me you got
engaged to the owner. Way to go!
355
00:15:48,756 --> 00:15:49,771
Thank you, Luke.
356
00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:54,284
But... I thought you couldn't
have a relationship if you're
in Alcoholics Anonymous.
357
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,347
It's not a cult.
358
00:15:56,405 --> 00:15:58,893
Anonymous means anonymous, Peter.
359
00:15:59,093 --> 00:15:59,627
Sorry.
360
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,064
Right. Hush, hush.
If only your liver could talk.
361
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,887
As a matter of fact,
I'm late for a meeting.
362
00:16:04,149 --> 00:16:05,808
Trusting you can close things up?
363
00:16:06,005 --> 00:16:07,150
Don't forget to throw out the trash.
364
00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:10,388
Goodnight, Marilyn.
Lets go for drinks soon.
365
00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:12,721
Hey baby!
366
00:16:12,821 --> 00:16:13,519
Hey!
367
00:16:13,685 --> 00:16:14,667
How you doing?
368
00:16:14,997 --> 00:16:15,946
Good!
369
00:16:16,694 --> 00:16:18,417
I'll have another.
370
00:16:18,869 --> 00:16:20,243
Actually, we're closed.
371
00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:22,835
Oh, come on! A friend in need.
372
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,556
Derek, you remember Luke,
one of our regulars.
373
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,219
Hello there Luke.
374
00:16:26,390 --> 00:16:27,764
And hello to you.
375
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:31,534
He's just depressed because he
found out today that he's a gay cliché.
376
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:32,978
I am not!
377
00:16:33,429 --> 00:16:35,764
Okay, baby... Just give me a few
minutes. I just have to close out.
378
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:36,339
OK.
379
00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:38,347
So Luke, right?
380
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,820
Why don't you tell me
what's bothering you?
381
00:16:41,238 --> 00:16:42,645
How can it be?
382
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:44,783
I've worked so hard to stand out.
383
00:16:45,014 --> 00:16:45,777
To sparkle!
384
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,860
Not to be some stereotype.
385
00:16:48,118 --> 00:16:50,257
I don't think you have to worry about
that. You seem to stand out to me.
386
00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:52,690
Besides, nobody fits neatly
into a stereotype Luke.
387
00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:54,258
Do you have a big dick?
388
00:16:54,742 --> 00:16:55,854
Uhh, I don't know.
389
00:16:56,022 --> 00:16:56,883
Really?
390
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:57,876
Let me investigate!
391
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,829
OK, sure, sure! I have a big dick.
392
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,869
So you're a black
man with a big dick.
393
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,532
We're all just a bunch
of stereotypes.
394
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:05,521
All of us.
395
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:07,411
There are black men
with small dicks.
396
00:17:07,575 --> 00:17:08,502
Poor, poor souls.
397
00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:11,060
There are exceptions
to all stereotypes.
398
00:17:11,318 --> 00:17:13,555
But I don't want to be an
exception, or a stereotype.
399
00:17:13,719 --> 00:17:15,726
I wanna be exceptional!
400
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,995
Sometimes it all seems so pointless.
401
00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:20,303
Are you lonely?
402
00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:21,777
I'm drunk.
403
00:17:22,134 --> 00:17:23,541
You know before I met Peter...
404
00:17:23,671 --> 00:17:24,751
I felt that way a lot.
405
00:17:24,855 --> 00:17:28,172
You know, I wasn't unhappy, but
something definitely was missing in my life.
406
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:29,294
Baby, I'm ready to go.
407
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,539
Luke, out!
408
00:17:31,575 --> 00:17:33,004
Don't let him pussy-whip you, okay?
409
00:17:33,271 --> 00:17:33,903
Excuse me?
410
00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:36,620
I'm just saying. I know Peter.
411
00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:38,668
I think I can take care of myself.
412
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:39,789
Hey, I said time to go.
413
00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:41,388
No kidding! Where's the party?
414
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,903
Now we'll get you a cab
and get you home, OK?
415
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,044
Home? Who's going home?
416
00:17:52,215 --> 00:17:56,471
Home is the four-letter word for no
other option. I am not going home.
417
00:17:56,888 --> 00:17:57,902
Where's Mace?
418
00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,377
Come on, honey, lets go.
419
00:18:04,439 --> 00:18:05,421
Audrey!
420
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:06,321
Hi!
421
00:18:08,631 --> 00:18:10,387
What are you doing later?
422
00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,886
There's a party in my pants
and everybody's coming.
423
00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:13,910
I'm Luke.
424
00:18:14,296 --> 00:18:15,026
I know.
425
00:18:16,055 --> 00:18:18,063
We've hooked up like three times.
426
00:18:19,192 --> 00:18:20,686
You never remember me!
427
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,702
Sorry! Just trying to be polite.
428
00:18:23,927 --> 00:18:25,334
Luke! Yeah, you made it!
429
00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:26,259
I always do.
430
00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:29,206
You've got to see Mace
performing in the dark room.
431
00:18:29,336 --> 00:18:32,336
I just... I just saw like,
seven hands and a trunk.
432
00:18:32,536 --> 00:18:34,773
It's something out of lndian mythology.
433
00:18:34,937 --> 00:18:36,944
Have you been pollinating
again, baby?
434
00:18:37,144 --> 00:18:38,573
Give us the blow by blow.
435
00:18:38,777 --> 00:18:41,264
I was nursing a giant banana slug.
436
00:18:41,592 --> 00:18:45,487
I held a left hook in one hand and
a sloping cascade in the other.
437
00:18:45,976 --> 00:18:48,148
That is the most
highly evolved species.
438
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,228
It's naturally angled to just slide...
439
00:18:49,304 --> 00:18:50,286
My turn!
440
00:18:50,424 --> 00:18:51,220
Follow me.
441
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,978
Beware of the trolls, mamita!
442
00:18:53,144 --> 00:18:54,737
Audrey, can I go home now?
443
00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:58,319
Aww, just nuzzle in, hon. It's OK.
444
00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:01,074
Everything's gonna be just fine.
445
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,047
Where did you learn that?
446
00:19:10,008 --> 00:19:11,121
Hobby.
447
00:19:11,928 --> 00:19:13,205
You've got some talent.
448
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,951
Umm, practice makes perfect.
449
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:18,103
You wanna...
450
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:22,032
You wanna finish this at my place?
I kind of want your undivided attention.
451
00:19:22,809 --> 00:19:24,369
Are you always this needy?
452
00:19:24,537 --> 00:19:25,747
Not always.
453
00:19:26,393 --> 00:19:29,360
Well, it's not everyday that
I find a sloping cascade.
454
00:19:29,785 --> 00:19:30,319
A what?
455
00:19:30,393 --> 00:19:32,248
A sloping cascade. My friend Mace...
456
00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:33,554
-You?
-Stephen?
457
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:34,835
With a PH!
458
00:19:35,225 --> 00:19:36,337
Well that's funny.
459
00:19:36,537 --> 00:19:37,202
Are you stalking me?
460
00:19:37,465 --> 00:19:38,359
Hell no!
461
00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:40,624
Still wanna come home with me?
462
00:19:40,857 --> 00:19:41,326
No!
463
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:42,192
Why not?
464
00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:44,278
You called me a gay cliché.
465
00:19:44,506 --> 00:19:46,644
Aw! You didn't strike me
as the sensitive type.
466
00:19:46,905 --> 00:19:47,603
I didn't mean to upset you.
467
00:19:47,674 --> 00:19:48,567
Yes you did.
468
00:19:48,698 --> 00:19:49,876
Well, I take it back.
469
00:19:55,481 --> 00:19:56,463
Woof!
470
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,457
Meow!
471
00:19:59,514 --> 00:20:00,791
Lets blow this joint.
472
00:20:01,978 --> 00:20:03,123
I already have.
473
00:20:05,785 --> 00:20:06,800
I'm beat.
474
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,079
I bet. Long day, huh?
475
00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:11,185
Anything I can get you?
476
00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:13,775
Always the gentleman.
477
00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:16,246
Anything for my baby.
478
00:20:19,514 --> 00:20:22,067
# Been in this daze for days #
479
00:20:22,298 --> 00:20:24,437
# From the love you gave #
480
00:20:24,602 --> 00:20:28,912
# Still so sweet on my mind #
481
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:32,214
# Feeling kind of crazy #
482
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:35,152
# But I can't hardly wait #
483
00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:39,794
# To see you again #
484
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:43,481
# Just do what you do #
485
00:20:44,186 --> 00:20:46,041
# Don't ever stop #
486
00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:48,948
# Giving me that love you got #
487
00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:52,089
# Don't ever stop #
488
00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:55,664
# Always rely on things you feel #
489
00:20:55,995 --> 00:20:58,548
# Things you feel inside #
490
00:20:59,483 --> 00:21:02,582
# When you need to put
your sense beside #
491
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:05,814
# Let your heart decide #
492
00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:10,100
# I can't get enough.
Though it can be rough #
493
00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:11,866
# Even make you cry #
494
00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:13,620
# Never say goodbye #
495
00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:15,061
# Maybe feel the same #
496
00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:17,657
# This is not a game we're playing #
497
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:20,248
# It's the truth we make #
498
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,643
# I can't get enough... #
499
00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:26,864
# Get enough.... Get enough.... #
500
00:21:37,051 --> 00:21:39,801
Roses are very conventional, of course.
501
00:21:40,316 --> 00:21:41,942
But that's not necessarily a bad thing.
502
00:21:42,236 --> 00:21:44,375
At my cousin Suzy's
wedding, they had tulips.
503
00:21:44,796 --> 00:21:48,408
Tulips! Everywhere. It was so bizarre!
504
00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:52,955
Just a few more minutes,
honey. I'm so ready.
505
00:21:56,636 --> 00:21:58,873
Umm, right there, honey.
506
00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:02,805
Umm, right there! That's it!
507
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:04,729
No tulips.
508
00:22:05,181 --> 00:22:07,286
No tulips for me.
509
00:22:08,157 --> 00:22:09,334
Wait, let me get this straight.
510
00:22:09,564 --> 00:22:11,288
You met your perfect man...
511
00:22:11,516 --> 00:22:13,523
in the backroom at BoysRoom?
512
00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:14,739
Isn't that ideal?
513
00:22:14,973 --> 00:22:16,729
Most people would be
ashamed to admit that.
514
00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:18,137
I am not most people!
515
00:22:18,365 --> 00:22:19,259
No Kidding.
516
00:22:19,644 --> 00:22:21,106
I've been with a lot of guys.
517
00:22:21,404 --> 00:22:22,898
I mean, A LOT of guys...
518
00:22:23,357 --> 00:22:25,179
But this was something
out of the ordinary.
519
00:22:25,341 --> 00:22:26,650
What, you didn't pass out?
520
00:22:27,261 --> 00:22:29,334
Stephen and I had
a real connection.
521
00:22:29,469 --> 00:22:31,094
I think we even looked
each other in the eyes.
522
00:22:31,389 --> 00:22:34,204
And the way he fucked me,
I went right into the stratosphere.
523
00:22:34,525 --> 00:22:36,380
And then he didn't care
about cumming himself.
524
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:37,370
He didn't cum?
525
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,321
No. He said he didn't need to.
526
00:22:39,549 --> 00:22:40,978
It was all about my pleasure.
527
00:22:41,212 --> 00:22:42,260
Well, you must have liked that.
528
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:43,355
Oh, I did.
529
00:22:43,581 --> 00:22:45,404
I bet he's on anti-depressants.
530
00:22:45,501 --> 00:22:46,036
Or Tiina.
531
00:22:46,108 --> 00:22:46,675
What?
532
00:22:46,781 --> 00:22:47,763
Or E. He probably couldn't cum.
533
00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:49,788
That is not true.
I can make anyone cum.
534
00:22:49,853 --> 00:22:52,667
He just chose not to.
For him it was all about Moi!
535
00:22:52,925 --> 00:22:53,624
Jesus!
536
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,446
So what about you?
537
00:22:55,581 --> 00:22:57,752
Did you bang anyone from
naked yoga class last night?
538
00:22:57,821 --> 00:22:59,993
Naked yoga class
is not about sex, Luke.
539
00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:03,258
Me and Jasper were busy making
flyers for the equal rights march.
540
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,215
Huh.
541
00:23:04,669 --> 00:23:05,814
Who's Jasper?
542
00:23:06,014 --> 00:23:06,712
My dog.
543
00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:08,153
Aren't you non-stop fun.
544
00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:10,109
Hey you!
545
00:23:14,813 --> 00:23:16,155
Now that's customer service.
546
00:23:16,318 --> 00:23:18,107
Luke is trained to satisfy.
547
00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:19,513
Zeke, this is Stephen.
548
00:23:19,806 --> 00:23:20,602
With a PH.
549
00:23:20,894 --> 00:23:23,283
So you're the guy who's been
keeping Luke awake all night?
550
00:23:23,838 --> 00:23:24,950
Hey don't I know you?
551
00:23:25,342 --> 00:23:26,203
I don't' think so.
552
00:23:26,302 --> 00:23:30,196
So, to what do we owe the pleasure of
your presence here at the Gayborhood?
553
00:23:30,462 --> 00:23:33,845
Interested in a butt-plug? May I
introduce you to the anal intruder?
554
00:23:33,982 --> 00:23:35,804
No smart ass, you
know I'm not into that.
555
00:23:35,966 --> 00:23:36,762
I came to ask you on a date.
556
00:23:36,894 --> 00:23:37,690
How proper!
557
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:40,252
Luke doesn't date.
Too much commitment.
558
00:23:40,702 --> 00:23:41,433
Is that true?
559
00:23:41,662 --> 00:23:44,696
Not necessarily.
It's just the idea of dating...
560
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:45,562
Hi! How are you?
561
00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:45,979
Hi.
562
00:23:46,622 --> 00:23:49,590
Sitting across from a complete
stranger and having them
ask me forced questions...
563
00:23:49,758 --> 00:23:51,581
Iike how many brothers and sisters I have,
564
00:23:51,710 --> 00:23:54,427
where I grew up, and what my
star sign is. It's so unnatural.
565
00:23:54,623 --> 00:23:55,354
Credit or debit?
566
00:23:55,454 --> 00:23:56,021
Debit.
567
00:23:56,094 --> 00:23:57,370
Go ahead and swipe your card
and press your pin.
568
00:23:57,886 --> 00:23:59,741
Date is a four letter word for interview.
569
00:24:00,286 --> 00:24:01,595
And if I wanted one of those...
570
00:24:03,647 --> 00:24:05,141
I'd look for a real job.
571
00:24:05,502 --> 00:24:06,364
Thank you.
572
00:24:07,678 --> 00:24:09,304
So, may I schedule one?
573
00:24:09,438 --> 00:24:09,885
What?
574
00:24:10,175 --> 00:24:12,728
I like the skills on your resume.
Can I set up an interview?
575
00:24:12,830 --> 00:24:16,857
Only if it's a very modern-day, very
no-strings-attached type interview.
576
00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:18,843
I'm a no-strings-attached employer.
577
00:24:19,038 --> 00:24:21,144
I won't even bother to
check your references.
578
00:24:21,406 --> 00:24:22,388
Yeah, that would take years.
579
00:24:23,551 --> 00:24:25,339
So, how about tomorrow?
580
00:24:25,919 --> 00:24:26,518
Yes.
581
00:24:27,103 --> 00:24:29,013
You don't know me,
and I don't know you.
582
00:24:29,183 --> 00:24:30,012
Perfect!
583
00:24:30,943 --> 00:24:33,791
There's a spinning class at
David Barton Gym at 7.30pm.
584
00:24:34,079 --> 00:24:34,875
Be there.
585
00:24:35,135 --> 00:24:36,029
Will do.
586
00:24:42,207 --> 00:24:43,669
Oh, fuck you, Zeke.
587
00:24:46,143 --> 00:24:46,743
Come on!
588
00:24:47,264 --> 00:24:52,152
Five... four... three... two... one!
589
00:24:52,383 --> 00:24:53,812
Hit it! Up and off that seat, come on!
590
00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:55,933
Yeah go for it!
591
00:24:56,543 --> 00:24:57,787
That's right, up that hill!
592
00:24:58,463 --> 00:24:59,805
Go! Nice!
593
00:25:00,384 --> 00:25:01,813
Pound with that foot. Pound it!
594
00:25:02,304 --> 00:25:04,540
Yeah. Come on, you can do it!
595
00:25:04,863 --> 00:25:06,424
Keep going. That's right!
596
00:25:06,816 --> 00:25:09,428
All right guys...
597
00:25:09,472 --> 00:25:10,333
you ready?
598
00:25:11,327 --> 00:25:12,505
I said are you ready?
599
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:13,594
One - go!
600
00:25:14,176 --> 00:25:15,321
Yeah! Go. Come on!
601
00:25:15,871 --> 00:25:19,220
Yeah! Come on, you can do it! Push.
602
00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,078
Push! Yeah.
603
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,025
Save it for the steam room.
604
00:25:35,584 --> 00:25:38,006
So I was wondering: How many
brothers and sisters do you have,
605
00:25:38,176 --> 00:25:40,151
where did you grow up,
and what's your star sign?
606
00:25:42,689 --> 00:25:43,866
One of each.
607
00:25:44,065 --> 00:25:45,112
Beaverton, Oregon.
608
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:45,749
Cancer.
609
00:25:45,985 --> 00:25:46,584
And you?
610
00:25:46,785 --> 00:25:50,330
I'm an only child.
Beverly Hills, California. Leo.
611
00:25:50,496 --> 00:25:52,952
So, what do we do now
that we know each other?
612
00:25:53,568 --> 00:25:54,550
I think we take it slow.
613
00:25:55,425 --> 00:25:57,247
All the way to my place.
614
00:25:58,753 --> 00:25:59,865
Impressive.
615
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,200
You don't remember my place
from the other night?
616
00:26:02,369 --> 00:26:03,743
Not at all.
617
00:26:04,128 --> 00:26:07,325
I just hope you don't substitute
taste with a price tag.
618
00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:09,911
Well, I brought you home didn't l?
619
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,355
You calling me cheap?
620
00:26:12,993 --> 00:26:15,230
So how do you afford
all your baubles?
621
00:26:15,585 --> 00:26:17,146
Are you asking what I do for a living?
622
00:26:17,697 --> 00:26:19,453
Let me rephrase the question.
623
00:26:19,809 --> 00:26:21,948
Who had to die for you
to afford this place?
624
00:26:22,369 --> 00:26:24,540
Well if you must know,
I have a trust fund.
625
00:26:26,241 --> 00:26:29,689
Well it's not something
I'm proud of, or not proud of.
626
00:26:29,986 --> 00:26:32,539
It just is. And it allows me
to focus on my passion.
627
00:26:32,737 --> 00:26:33,501
Which is?
628
00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:35,007
Painting.
629
00:26:35,425 --> 00:26:37,280
I'm getting my MFA
at the New School.
630
00:26:37,441 --> 00:26:39,264
Everything you see
on the wall is mine.
631
00:26:40,706 --> 00:26:41,721
Nice.
632
00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:45,753
I'm trying to evoke visual
emotions from my art.
633
00:26:46,177 --> 00:26:48,479
I want you to feel something
when you look at it.
634
00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:50,081
Like those ink blots?
635
00:26:51,106 --> 00:26:52,928
Would you like to lay down?
636
00:26:53,826 --> 00:26:55,735
Don't mind if I do.
637
00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:01,496
How does that one make you feel?
638
00:27:02,306 --> 00:27:03,037
Horny.
639
00:27:03,842 --> 00:27:04,890
And this one?
640
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:06,649
Horny.
641
00:27:08,162 --> 00:27:09,951
What's your passion in life?
642
00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:12,541
I would have to say sex.
643
00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:15,167
Nothing more?
Nothing a little deeper?
644
00:27:15,746 --> 00:27:17,055
Oh, deeper...
645
00:27:18,082 --> 00:27:20,733
And you wonder why
I called you a gay cliché.
646
00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:23,228
And what would you
like to hear doctor?
647
00:27:23,554 --> 00:27:26,074
That all I want is to
love and be loved?
648
00:27:26,467 --> 00:27:29,434
And until I find that,
I'll fuck to forget?
649
00:27:30,211 --> 00:27:32,764
Well, now you've given me
something to work with.
650
00:27:33,027 --> 00:27:33,626
Great.
651
00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,743
That'll be our little secret.
652
00:27:43,107 --> 00:27:44,001
So, um...
653
00:27:44,547 --> 00:27:46,041
How much do I owe
you for this session?
654
00:27:46,819 --> 00:27:48,029
Just a kiss.
655
00:27:51,683 --> 00:27:53,920
I'm sorry, I gotta head out.
656
00:27:54,147 --> 00:27:56,034
I have a friend who's going
through some drama
657
00:27:56,163 --> 00:27:58,399
and I told her I'd meet her
for dinner at nine-thirty.
658
00:27:58,467 --> 00:27:59,067
Oh.
659
00:28:02,243 --> 00:28:05,211
To be honest I had no idea
that our date would go so well.
660
00:28:06,307 --> 00:28:08,216
But I'm looking forward to
getting more inside of you.
661
00:28:08,868 --> 00:28:09,915
Pun intended.
662
00:28:15,619 --> 00:28:16,797
I'll call you tomorrow.
663
00:28:17,187 --> 00:28:18,616
I'll call you after dinner.
664
00:28:31,236 --> 00:28:32,381
Honey - no!
665
00:28:32,548 --> 00:28:36,028
Because I don't want you to
re-arrange anything in there.
Just wait until I get home, OK?
666
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,442
Thank you.
667
00:28:38,404 --> 00:28:39,997
I love you more.
668
00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:48,221
I don't know what to do.
669
00:28:49,092 --> 00:28:50,336
What's that honey?
670
00:28:51,269 --> 00:28:55,365
I just... I just need things to
be a certain way, you know, and...
671
00:28:55,396 --> 00:28:56,738
Derek doesn't get that.
672
00:28:56,868 --> 00:29:00,480
And now he's started re-arranging
the bedroom closet to fit his things in.
673
00:29:00,644 --> 00:29:02,816
Even though we both know,
I would do it better.
674
00:29:05,253 --> 00:29:06,779
Is there something else bothering you?
675
00:29:07,685 --> 00:29:08,448
No.
676
00:29:09,924 --> 00:29:12,029
Well... Yeah.
677
00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,973
He takes everything so lightly.
678
00:29:15,301 --> 00:29:20,003
Always so sweet to everyone.
Always in a good mood.
Always so perfect, all the time.
679
00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:24,022
And I guess that just makes me feel...
680
00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:25,824
not so perfect.
681
00:29:26,789 --> 00:29:29,659
Don't you sabotage this, now Peter.
682
00:29:30,309 --> 00:29:32,349
Relationships can be very scary.
683
00:29:32,549 --> 00:29:34,557
But when it's right, it's right.
And you'll know.
684
00:29:35,076 --> 00:29:36,320
Yeah, but how do you know?
685
00:29:36,613 --> 00:29:38,784
Well, I don't know.
What are you asking me for?
686
00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:40,476
Look, don't think so much.
687
00:29:40,677 --> 00:29:43,907
Sometimes you just have to just plunge
ahead and go after what you want.
688
00:29:44,005 --> 00:29:46,177
Happiness is not waiting
around for anybody.
689
00:29:46,694 --> 00:29:49,149
It has to be grabbed,
and held on to.
690
00:29:50,725 --> 00:29:52,962
A dirty martini for me is like...
691
00:29:53,189 --> 00:29:54,466
Awoman's breasts.
692
00:29:54,789 --> 00:29:57,953
One is not enough, but three -
693
00:29:58,277 --> 00:30:00,382
Three is definitely not enough.
694
00:30:00,613 --> 00:30:03,002
Anybody else with a burning desire?
695
00:30:05,318 --> 00:30:07,172
I'm Marilyn, and I'm an alcoholic.
696
00:30:07,302 --> 00:30:08,196
Hi Marilyn.
697
00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:10,971
I could really go for a
Long lsland lce Tea, right now.
698
00:30:11,205 --> 00:30:14,501
But... thanks to my sponsor
Trisha, she's taught me that...
699
00:30:14,501 --> 00:30:16,225
I only want something to hold onto.
700
00:30:16,294 --> 00:30:17,920
I want a prostitute!
701
00:30:20,197 --> 00:30:22,499
I've been sober for...
702
00:30:23,077 --> 00:30:24,288
Thirty-four weeks.
703
00:30:24,838 --> 00:30:29,116
And as most of you know,
I'm getting married soon.
704
00:30:29,478 --> 00:30:31,169
To my wonderful fianc?
705
00:30:31,366 --> 00:30:36,417
So if anybody knows of a banquet
hall that would compliment my
colors of cantaloupe and cream...
706
00:30:37,062 --> 00:30:38,404
You can speak to me after the meeting.
707
00:30:38,726 --> 00:30:39,620
Someone else?
708
00:30:41,415 --> 00:30:42,822
Hi, I'm Sam, and I'm an alcoholic.
709
00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:44,189
Hi Sam!
710
00:30:44,614 --> 00:30:48,127
I've got a burning desire for just... a beer.
711
00:30:48,487 --> 00:30:49,469
Any beer!
712
00:30:49,830 --> 00:30:51,139
One beer!
713
00:30:51,942 --> 00:30:55,325
I've got just two days of sobriety and
I've been coming here almost two years.
714
00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:58,493
We must realize that we're powerless
in the face of our addictions.
715
00:30:58,631 --> 00:30:59,776
Give me a prostitute!
716
00:30:59,847 --> 00:31:01,276
A prostitute!
717
00:31:04,647 --> 00:31:05,857
Are we all finished here?
718
00:31:06,151 --> 00:31:06,979
Thank you.
719
00:31:07,943 --> 00:31:08,804
It was delicious.
720
00:31:09,031 --> 00:31:09,958
Good!
721
00:31:11,815 --> 00:31:14,532
I just feel so ashamed
when I see people like Bobbi.
722
00:31:14,759 --> 00:31:17,974
Who's been in the program
just a couple of months, and...
723
00:31:18,055 --> 00:31:19,713
she's already on step seven.
724
00:31:20,071 --> 00:31:23,388
And here I am, and I can't even
seem to reach step three.
725
00:31:24,679 --> 00:31:27,908
It seems like the harder I
try, the further away I am.
726
00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:29,893
Breathe Marilyn.
727
00:31:32,231 --> 00:31:36,574
You just need to give up the control of
your life to your higher power. Just let go.
728
00:31:37,831 --> 00:31:40,799
I guess I feel that if I don't
control it, it won't get done.
729
00:31:41,223 --> 00:31:43,809
For example: I registered at Macy's...
730
00:31:44,072 --> 00:31:48,295
and there's this crock pot
that I'm dying to have.
731
00:31:48,904 --> 00:31:53,410
And when I went back over my registry,
they had forgotten to include it.
732
00:31:53,608 --> 00:31:54,884
Completely overlooked!
733
00:31:55,816 --> 00:32:00,322
I mean, if I hadn't double
checked; that crock pot would
not be among my wedding gifts.
734
00:32:02,312 --> 00:32:06,535
You think I can just leave a $300
crock pot, up to my higher power?
735
00:32:06,952 --> 00:32:08,992
Is Bart able to help you in letting go?
736
00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:11,936
No, Bart thinks I'm making
a big fuss over nothing.
737
00:32:12,136 --> 00:32:15,332
He can't even help me locate
a venue for my bridal shower.
738
00:32:15,656 --> 00:32:19,103
Maybe you should just wait a little with
your wedding, it seems really stressful.
739
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,411
No! I wanna get it over with.
740
00:32:21,672 --> 00:32:24,574
Do you think we can have my
bridal shower at my home group?
741
00:32:24,712 --> 00:32:25,410
Marilyn...
742
00:32:26,088 --> 00:32:26,720
Yes?
743
00:32:35,657 --> 00:32:36,388
Trisha...
744
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,113
This doesn't feel right.
745
00:32:38,312 --> 00:32:41,029
Marilyn, I know you're
attracted to me too.
746
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:42,021
I am?
747
00:32:42,344 --> 00:32:44,897
You could be rushing
into this wedding...
748
00:32:45,033 --> 00:32:47,171
To avoid dealing with your true feelings.
749
00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,677
Have you ever...
750
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,502
been with a woman?
751
00:32:51,209 --> 00:32:52,485
No. Never.
752
00:32:52,585 --> 00:32:53,763
Oh, God, I'm so into you.
753
00:32:59,913 --> 00:33:00,841
Waiter!
754
00:33:01,417 --> 00:33:02,497
Dessert menus, ladies.
755
00:33:02,761 --> 00:33:03,873
One vodka sour, please.
756
00:33:03,945 --> 00:33:04,545
Coming right up.
757
00:33:04,617 --> 00:33:05,510
No Marilyn!
758
00:33:05,769 --> 00:33:07,558
What have I done?
I'm to be a married woman.
759
00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:09,444
Marilyn, you cannot
compromise your sobriety.
760
00:33:09,514 --> 00:33:10,659
Just one, Trisha. Just one.
761
00:33:10,793 --> 00:33:11,654
It doesn't work like that.
762
00:33:11,817 --> 00:33:13,922
Just one, damn it! I'm in control.
763
00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:16,132
No you're not. I'm not. We are not.
764
00:33:16,553 --> 00:33:20,165
Look, I shouldn't have let my feeling
come over me. I'm not in control of them.
765
00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:22,120
But I am your sponsor, and...
766
00:33:22,409 --> 00:33:22,976
Vodka sour.
767
00:33:32,169 --> 00:33:32,998
Ok.
768
00:33:34,154 --> 00:33:35,364
Trisha!
769
00:33:43,050 --> 00:33:45,733
I will not drink you, just this minute.
770
00:33:47,434 --> 00:33:49,736
Not, just this minute.
771
00:33:52,778 --> 00:33:53,377
Not...
772
00:33:56,938 --> 00:33:57,865
Oups.
773
00:34:02,858 --> 00:34:04,200
Peter, Marilyn is here to see you.
774
00:34:04,714 --> 00:34:05,510
Hey!
775
00:34:05,802 --> 00:34:07,460
Marilyn, what are you doing here?
776
00:34:07,786 --> 00:34:08,582
Is everything ok?
777
00:34:08,650 --> 00:34:09,697
Peter I don't know what to do.
778
00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:12,963
Oh, ok. Come here and
tell us what's wrong.
779
00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:15,273
I don't have any close
girlfriends in the city.
780
00:34:16,395 --> 00:34:17,474
What do you mean?
781
00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:19,881
Well, I thought I had a maid of honor.
782
00:34:20,714 --> 00:34:21,128
But...
783
00:34:22,122 --> 00:34:23,845
Well, I don't want to get into it.
784
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,248
Anyway, I have to put together
my bridal shower all by myself.
785
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,170
And I don't know where,
or how, or who, and...
786
00:34:30,891 --> 00:34:33,509
One really shouldn't have to
organize one's own shower.
787
00:34:33,642 --> 00:34:36,457
Maybe it's not necessary
to have a bridal shower?
788
00:34:37,355 --> 00:34:39,111
You know, we would love
to host your shower.
789
00:34:39,691 --> 00:34:40,640
You would?
790
00:34:41,995 --> 00:34:43,882
Yeah, of course we would.
791
00:34:44,555 --> 00:34:46,465
It would have to be
a non-alcoholic event.
792
00:34:46,763 --> 00:34:48,421
Naturally. Naturally.
793
00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,013
But who are you going to invite?
794
00:34:51,147 --> 00:34:53,481
Oh, don't worry, we'll
find you lot's of girlfriends.
795
00:34:53,963 --> 00:34:56,865
And Peter, your ass is gonna look
so good in a little slinky frock.
796
00:34:57,067 --> 00:35:01,956
Oh no! No, I played Jo, in an all male
production of Little Women, for six weeks.
797
00:35:02,091 --> 00:35:03,978
I think I've had enough
drag to last me a lifetime.
798
00:35:04,139 --> 00:35:06,474
Don't' be selfish. Do it for me.
799
00:35:07,659 --> 00:35:08,674
I mean -
800
00:35:09,452 --> 00:35:11,306
Do it for Marilyn.
801
00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:20,486
And yesterday this other guy started
blowing me. Also in the steam room.
802
00:35:20,716 --> 00:35:22,756
But this time I didn't cum
because we got interrupted.
803
00:35:22,924 --> 00:35:24,484
Don't you hate when that happens?
804
00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:27,621
I know. But isn't that crazy?
Twice in the same week.
805
00:35:27,756 --> 00:35:29,163
People have no shame.
806
00:35:29,356 --> 00:35:30,087
So, Luke...
807
00:35:30,316 --> 00:35:32,705
When this... happens to you...
808
00:35:33,292 --> 00:35:36,423
Do you ever think that
maybe... Just once...
809
00:35:36,748 --> 00:35:38,243
You should say no to it?
810
00:35:38,444 --> 00:35:39,938
No. Why?
811
00:35:40,428 --> 00:35:43,657
Well... You say you like
this Stephen guy...
812
00:35:44,236 --> 00:35:46,472
Maybe you should
explore monogamy?
813
00:35:46,764 --> 00:35:47,625
That's true.
814
00:35:48,172 --> 00:35:49,797
I really do like Stephen.
815
00:35:49,964 --> 00:35:53,063
And yesterday as I was getting
my dick sucked, I thought
about him the whole time.
816
00:35:53,196 --> 00:35:54,244
Isn't that special?
817
00:35:55,116 --> 00:35:57,385
But what can I say?
I get distracted easily.
818
00:35:57,644 --> 00:36:00,297
If attention deficit disorder had
been around when I was a kid...
819
00:36:00,397 --> 00:36:01,412
I definitely would have had it.
820
00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:05,509
It's not ADD, Luke. It's a compulsion.
You have a compulsive disorder.
821
00:36:05,901 --> 00:36:06,567
I do not.
822
00:36:06,988 --> 00:36:09,509
If someone offers you
dick, you can't say no.
823
00:36:09,804 --> 00:36:10,732
Of course I can.
824
00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:12,518
Do you feel that?
825
00:36:13,517 --> 00:36:14,345
Oh, my!
826
00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:16,485
Your steam room story...
827
00:36:16,845 --> 00:36:19,333
Really turned me on.
828
00:36:19,852 --> 00:36:21,827
Maybe it's time we
finish what we started?
829
00:36:22,028 --> 00:36:22,792
I'll lock the front door.
830
00:36:22,893 --> 00:36:24,802
See? You can't say no!
831
00:36:24,973 --> 00:36:28,355
All the world ever sees of our community
is people like you. It's really a shame.
832
00:36:28,589 --> 00:36:30,116
Why are you always trying
to change the world Zeke?
833
00:36:30,253 --> 00:36:31,748
Because it's the only thing to do.
834
00:36:32,077 --> 00:36:33,026
I'm going to lunch.
835
00:36:33,197 --> 00:36:35,084
So you think maybe
I'm a nympho?
836
00:36:37,838 --> 00:36:39,626
I think you really like this Stephen guy.
837
00:36:39,789 --> 00:36:44,132
But, you're petrified of love and do everything
and everyone to keep your distance.
838
00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:51,590
Huh...
839
00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:04,939
Hey, Luke.
840
00:37:05,454 --> 00:37:07,494
Long John? Hey.
841
00:37:10,637 --> 00:37:11,368
Hi Luke!
842
00:37:11,918 --> 00:37:12,681
Tripod.
843
00:37:12,942 --> 00:37:13,640
Luke.
844
00:37:13,838 --> 00:37:15,626
Jackhammer! Hi.
845
00:37:16,845 --> 00:37:18,984
Ok, well, welcome everybody.
846
00:37:19,918 --> 00:37:21,162
Why don't we...
847
00:37:21,518 --> 00:37:22,533
Why don 't we get started.
848
00:37:22,798 --> 00:37:25,482
And we'll go around the room
and introduce ourselves.
849
00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:27,588
I'm Bob, and I'm a sexual compulsive.
850
00:37:27,790 --> 00:37:28,935
Hi Bob!
851
00:37:30,478 --> 00:37:33,381
Hello, my name is Nacho,
and I am a sexual compulsive.
852
00:37:33,646 --> 00:37:34,726
Hi Nacho.
853
00:37:35,183 --> 00:37:37,255
Hi, I'm Nicki and I'm a sexoholic.
854
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,502
Hi Nicki!
855
00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:40,772
Hi, I'm Lair and I'm a sexual addict.
856
00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:41,739
Hi Lair!
857
00:37:41,870 --> 00:37:44,969
Hi, I'm Vlad, and I'm
addicted to internet sex.
858
00:37:45,071 --> 00:37:45,899
Hi Vlad.
859
00:37:46,095 --> 00:37:47,043
Hi, I'm Sara.
860
00:37:47,151 --> 00:37:48,012
Hi, I'm Brandi.
861
00:37:48,111 --> 00:37:50,664
And we're co-dependant
and sexually compulsive.
862
00:37:50,831 --> 00:37:52,238
Yeah we fuck a lot!
863
00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:53,896
Hi Sara and Brandi!
864
00:37:54,159 --> 00:37:56,297
Hi, I'm Michael.
I'm a sexual compulsive.
865
00:37:56,783 --> 00:37:57,710
Hi Michael!
866
00:37:59,246 --> 00:38:02,313
Hi, I'm Luke and I love sex.
867
00:38:02,415 --> 00:38:03,397
Hi Luke!
868
00:38:03,855 --> 00:38:09,354
So each morning when I wake up
next to a stranger, I don't blame myself.
869
00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:11,853
I just need to come here
and stick with my plan.
870
00:38:12,047 --> 00:38:14,730
Remembering that
compulsion is not a choice.
871
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:17,574
Thank you. Someone else?
872
00:38:18,415 --> 00:38:20,782
My name is Roger,
I'm a sexual compulsive.
873
00:38:21,359 --> 00:38:22,221
Hi Roger!
874
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,578
I've learned to accept... surrender.
875
00:38:26,064 --> 00:38:28,551
Whether it be a donut or a bicep.
876
00:38:29,839 --> 00:38:32,360
I realize that I'm
powerless over both.
877
00:38:32,591 --> 00:38:33,452
That's why I'm here.
878
00:38:33,584 --> 00:38:34,150
Thank you.
879
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:35,275
Anyone else?
880
00:38:36,079 --> 00:38:39,014
Hi, I'm Luke, and I just
have to say I'm one of you.
881
00:38:39,311 --> 00:38:42,540
I was out recently on the dunes of Fire
lsland, fooling around with this stud.
882
00:38:42,768 --> 00:38:46,117
His ass was so hard, I couldn't
help myself from actually biting it.
883
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,543
So as I'm fucking him, all these
guys start appearing out of
nowhere pulling out their fat meat.
884
00:38:50,864 --> 00:38:53,679
I came all over this guys back,
so I wasn't really horny anymore.
885
00:38:53,904 --> 00:38:58,312
But I knew if I didn't have a piece
of everyone there I would hate
myself so much the next morning.
886
00:38:58,512 --> 00:38:59,378
So I...
887
00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:01,893
Like you all... accepted surrender.
888
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,255
I took to that hard hung herd like
a mosquito to blood. And had my...
889
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,782
Luke, Luke! Luke! You have to stop.
890
00:39:08,048 --> 00:39:09,837
Because what you're doing is acting out.
891
00:39:10,064 --> 00:39:14,123
And you're enticing others to act out as
well, and that's not what we're here for.
892
00:39:14,384 --> 00:39:18,759
We're here to help each other, and support
each other. Not to pander to our vice.
893
00:39:19,121 --> 00:39:20,877
Ok everyone, repeat after me:
894
00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:25,231
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
895
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,190
Always seeking out new ways,
to trick us into submission.
896
00:39:29,521 --> 00:39:33,165
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
897
00:39:33,457 --> 00:39:38,029
Always seeking out new ways
to trick us into submission.
898
00:39:38,321 --> 00:39:41,704
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
899
00:39:41,873 --> 00:39:45,931
Always seeking out new ways,
to trick us into submission...
900
00:39:46,321 --> 00:39:47,269
It was crazy...
901
00:39:47,568 --> 00:39:49,030
Iike they all got into a trance.
902
00:39:49,233 --> 00:39:51,655
Our disease is a cunning
and baffling beast.
903
00:39:51,761 --> 00:39:55,057
Always seeking out new ways
to trick us into submission.
904
00:39:55,217 --> 00:39:55,915
And then...
905
00:39:56,177 --> 00:39:58,064
they started flogging
themselves with ropes.
906
00:39:58,321 --> 00:39:59,183
They did not.
907
00:39:59,281 --> 00:40:00,175
I swear!
908
00:40:00,369 --> 00:40:01,449
They did not.
909
00:40:01,841 --> 00:40:04,296
Well, they might have! I was
out of there before it came to that.
910
00:40:04,465 --> 00:40:05,545
Met a cute guy though.
911
00:40:05,969 --> 00:40:06,769
Got his number too.
912
00:40:06,769 --> 00:40:07,565
You're hopeless.
913
00:40:07,985 --> 00:40:11,334
But, I didn't call him. I decided to wait and
see how things were going with Stephen.
914
00:40:11,441 --> 00:40:12,237
So, you see...
915
00:40:12,753 --> 00:40:14,095
not hopeless.
916
00:40:14,386 --> 00:40:16,076
Well, Luke. That reminds me.
917
00:40:16,241 --> 00:40:16,808
What?
918
00:40:17,233 --> 00:40:19,120
I remember where
I know Stephen from.
919
00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:20,428
You went to college together.
920
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:21,738
At the New School?
921
00:40:22,322 --> 00:40:23,751
He's getting his MFA in painting.
922
00:40:25,394 --> 00:40:26,703
Callboy.com?
923
00:40:26,929 --> 00:40:30,541
$300. Out only.
Total top with a total package.
924
00:40:30,802 --> 00:40:32,624
A big dick and a college degree.
925
00:40:32,818 --> 00:40:34,640
Remember how you said
he fucked like a pro?
926
00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:36,044
It's definitely him.
927
00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:38,471
And his sloping cascade.
928
00:40:39,954 --> 00:40:40,969
Nico?
929
00:40:41,298 --> 00:40:42,825
Now you know why he doesn't cum.
930
00:40:43,249 --> 00:40:43,948
With you.
931
00:40:44,562 --> 00:40:47,115
Will make you feel like
you're the one and only.
932
00:40:47,282 --> 00:40:48,908
He's got testimonials too.
933
00:40:49,010 --> 00:40:51,857
You little gutter snipe! I can't
believe you printed this out for me.
934
00:40:51,954 --> 00:40:53,099
Tough love, Luke.
935
00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:55,055
You know what I did
last night when he had...?
936
00:40:55,827 --> 00:40:57,234
It's all making sense.
937
00:40:57,843 --> 00:41:00,177
You know what I did last night
instead of fuck a stranger?
938
00:41:00,434 --> 00:41:01,295
I went home.
939
00:41:01,587 --> 00:41:02,415
Alone.
940
00:41:02,643 --> 00:41:05,512
Thinking about... Nico.
941
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,498
And just what exactly are
you doing on callboy.com?
942
00:41:08,595 --> 00:41:11,856
I wrote a paper on queer culture
and online sex last semester.
943
00:41:13,074 --> 00:41:14,449
For Sociology class.
944
00:41:14,930 --> 00:41:17,003
No wonder your parents
stopped paying your tuition.
945
00:41:18,899 --> 00:41:20,786
Zeke... Do you have a roommate?
946
00:41:21,171 --> 00:41:21,869
Just Jasper.
947
00:41:22,099 --> 00:41:22,797
Who's Jasper?
948
00:41:23,570 --> 00:41:24,431
My dog!
949
00:41:24,563 --> 00:41:27,596
Right. Fabulous!
I'm gonna need your help.
950
00:41:28,243 --> 00:41:31,625
I just wanna feel special, Nico, and...
951
00:41:31,891 --> 00:41:34,641
you sound like special people medicine.
952
00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:37,800
Oh I bet you've got
a lot of regulars, Nico.
953
00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:40,624
Maybe if all goes well
tonight, I'll be a regular too.
954
00:41:41,395 --> 00:41:42,323
Really?
955
00:41:42,643 --> 00:41:43,788
Oh, dear me!
956
00:41:44,275 --> 00:41:47,243
Now you're sure you don't need a passport
to come all the way to Queens?
957
00:41:47,827 --> 00:41:49,321
Take the W train.
958
00:41:49,844 --> 00:41:55,561
To thirtieth Avenue. I'm at 1151 Vernon.
Apartment 1C. One second Nico.
959
00:41:55,731 --> 00:41:56,113
What?
960
00:41:56,211 --> 00:41:57,738
Ask if he'll bottom for you.
961
00:41:59,347 --> 00:42:03,406
Sorry about that, my wife is
all up in my shit, as they say.
962
00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:05,449
Now one more little thing...
963
00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:10,065
I'm really in the mood to do a little
pummeling tonight. Are you a strict top?
964
00:42:10,771 --> 00:42:12,146
Double the price?
965
00:42:12,691 --> 00:42:15,179
Well what's money to me?
I'm sure you're worth every penny!
966
00:42:15,444 --> 00:42:16,654
Oh, you don't say!
967
00:42:16,724 --> 00:42:17,706
Excuse me? Can I try these...
968
00:42:17,812 --> 00:42:18,859
Shut up!
969
00:42:20,244 --> 00:42:21,259
Alright, Nico.
970
00:42:21,396 --> 00:42:22,705
Tonight. 7pm.
971
00:42:23,188 --> 00:42:23,919
Ciao!
972
00:42:26,228 --> 00:42:27,634
How may I help you?
973
00:42:49,684 --> 00:42:52,205
What? Not the climax
you were expecting, Nico?
974
00:42:52,341 --> 00:42:53,039
You tricked me?
975
00:42:53,172 --> 00:42:55,147
You're the only trick I see.
And way overpriced.
976
00:42:55,284 --> 00:42:56,364
Fuck you!
977
00:42:56,789 --> 00:42:59,244
Yeah, fuck you! I'm the one who's
supposed to be angry here!
978
00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:01,418
Well I guess you got
me real good, huh?
979
00:43:01,556 --> 00:43:03,280
Set me up for your
Bette Davis moment.
980
00:43:03,476 --> 00:43:05,386
You thought I'd cry and apologize?
981
00:43:05,525 --> 00:43:07,412
This is me, Luke. This
is what I do for a living.
982
00:43:07,477 --> 00:43:08,043
Why?
983
00:43:08,468 --> 00:43:09,264
I need the money.
984
00:43:09,493 --> 00:43:11,249
Oh, yeah, what about the trust fund?
985
00:43:12,693 --> 00:43:13,359
You don't wanna hear it.
986
00:43:13,525 --> 00:43:14,768
Oh, go on... tell me more lies!
987
00:43:14,932 --> 00:43:16,110
I never lied to you!
988
00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:20,016
Look... My parents blocked
access to my trust. OK?
989
00:43:20,437 --> 00:43:23,950
My family has money, but I haven't
seen a penny since they kicked
me out when I was eighteen.
990
00:43:24,085 --> 00:43:26,605
Let me guess. They found out
you were gay, and cut you off, right?
991
00:43:26,709 --> 00:43:29,938
No. I was molested by my uncle
from the age of thirteen.
992
00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:34,168
When I finally told the school counselor
and the police got involved...
993
00:43:34,261 --> 00:43:36,301
my parents refused to believe it.
994
00:43:36,469 --> 00:43:39,471
They said I was a
disgrace to the family name...
995
00:43:39,541 --> 00:43:41,199
and didn't want to see me again.
996
00:43:42,581 --> 00:43:43,345
I'm sorry.
997
00:43:43,701 --> 00:43:45,490
I still love my parents.
998
00:43:46,198 --> 00:43:49,842
But it's kind of hard to accept that
they've never been there for me.
999
00:43:51,766 --> 00:43:54,832
So this is what I do to
put myself through school.
1000
00:43:55,222 --> 00:43:56,301
It's not forever.
1001
00:43:57,366 --> 00:44:00,284
But if you're going to stand there
in judgment, like my parents...
1002
00:44:00,406 --> 00:44:02,097
Then I don't want anything
to do with you either.
1003
00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:03,246
Don't' you turn this around on me!
1004
00:44:03,478 --> 00:44:05,333
I tried to be monogamous for you.
1005
00:44:05,974 --> 00:44:06,988
I never asked you to.
1006
00:44:07,990 --> 00:44:10,608
Look as two men, we're
free to find our own way.
1007
00:44:10,806 --> 00:44:12,661
But we're not gonna find it
if you play games with me.
1008
00:44:12,726 --> 00:44:14,930
I wouldn't have confronted you
at all if I didn't care about you.
1009
00:44:15,542 --> 00:44:16,076
A lot.
1010
00:44:16,598 --> 00:44:17,230
Really?
1011
00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:18,063
Yeah...
1012
00:44:18,518 --> 00:44:21,300
I would have just told all my friends
I'm fucking a rent boy for free.
1013
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:26,166
So...
1014
00:44:27,542 --> 00:44:28,622
Are we still good?
1015
00:44:29,878 --> 00:44:31,023
Maybe...
1016
00:44:31,990 --> 00:44:33,517
Well, should we find out?
1017
00:44:33,814 --> 00:44:36,498
Do I still get to pummel?
1018
00:44:38,262 --> 00:44:39,539
Are you still paying double?
1019
00:44:40,055 --> 00:44:40,556
Oh, yeah!
1020
00:44:44,951 --> 00:44:46,958
So you're going to
date a prostitute?
1021
00:44:47,127 --> 00:44:49,232
I realized I can have
my cake and eat it too.
1022
00:44:49,526 --> 00:44:51,087
And how did I eat my cake.
1023
00:44:51,190 --> 00:44:52,717
But he totally lied to you..
1024
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,230
It was a misunderstanding.
1025
00:44:54,583 --> 00:44:56,590
But the best part was
he finally came with me.
1026
00:44:56,727 --> 00:44:58,549
It shot right past my
head onto the pillow.
1027
00:44:58,614 --> 00:44:59,597
Wait... whose pillow?
1028
00:44:59,767 --> 00:45:01,589
Oh, don't worry. I found
a sponge in your kitchen.
1029
00:45:01,879 --> 00:45:03,701
Ew! I slept there last night!
1030
00:45:04,855 --> 00:45:05,586
Hey, babe!
1031
00:45:05,879 --> 00:45:06,828
Hey!
1032
00:45:10,391 --> 00:45:12,595
So. Is this the accomplice?
1033
00:45:14,391 --> 00:45:15,438
You get off a three?
1034
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:16,140
I do.
1035
00:45:16,407 --> 00:45:18,611
But I have a bridal shower to attend.
1036
00:45:18,807 --> 00:45:19,538
You wanna come?
1037
00:45:19,863 --> 00:45:22,002
Is this the thing where you
need to dress like a woman?
1038
00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:24,371
Yes, and it will be lot's of fun!
1039
00:45:24,759 --> 00:45:26,483
Why don't you just come over after.
1040
00:45:27,831 --> 00:45:30,449
You can come to the party too,
Zeke. I've got wigs to spare.
1041
00:45:30,551 --> 00:45:32,722
No thanks. I'll be at home.
1042
00:45:32,856 --> 00:45:34,285
Washing my sheets.
1043
00:45:36,632 --> 00:45:38,803
I swear, Madeleine... men in
New York they drive you to drink.
1044
00:45:38,999 --> 00:45:41,552
I have to say you look
real good in that Burka.
1045
00:45:43,704 --> 00:45:45,526
You think I'll get any today?
1046
00:45:45,976 --> 00:45:49,587
Has a man in drag ever
gotten laid? Ever?
1047
00:45:52,472 --> 00:45:54,774
Luke, don't spill any of that, Ok?
1048
00:45:55,096 --> 00:45:57,006
My name is Conness du Cunt.
1049
00:45:57,176 --> 00:45:58,964
Everybody, look who just arrived.
1050
00:45:59,384 --> 00:46:00,050
Hey!
1051
00:46:01,464 --> 00:46:02,544
Marilyn, congratulations.
1052
00:46:02,712 --> 00:46:04,687
Oh, thanks Luke! I hear
you're dating someone too.
1053
00:46:04,856 --> 00:46:05,936
Unbelievable, no?
1054
00:46:06,136 --> 00:46:06,802
Is he here?
1055
00:46:06,969 --> 00:46:07,833
No, he had to work.
1056
00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:08,726
He's a hustler.
1057
00:46:08,889 --> 00:46:09,871
It's perfect.
1058
00:46:10,136 --> 00:46:11,249
That's such a cop out.
1059
00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:14,002
Come Marilyn, lets go put that in the
bedroom with the other presents.
1060
00:46:14,456 --> 00:46:16,179
So, how are things
going with the hustler?
1061
00:46:17,017 --> 00:46:18,260
I call him Stephen.
1062
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,368
Oh, so it's serious then.
Maybe love?
1063
00:46:20,472 --> 00:46:21,366
No. Absolutely not.
1064
00:46:21,625 --> 00:46:24,047
It's anything but serious.
It's not serious at all. Just fun.
1065
00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:25,107
For now.
1066
00:46:25,528 --> 00:46:28,114
Ah, the lady doth
protest too much...
1067
00:46:28,793 --> 00:46:30,865
I'm not even sure there
is such as thing as love.
1068
00:46:31,129 --> 00:46:32,722
What our society refers to as love...
1069
00:46:32,825 --> 00:46:35,127
seems to be all about
power struggle and addiction.
1070
00:46:35,545 --> 00:46:37,333
People will do anything
they can to get love.
1071
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,572
And once they get it,
they'll do anything to keep it.
1072
00:46:39,929 --> 00:46:44,151
Give me my love fix and I'll
make your dinner, wash your
socks and give up my freedom.
1073
00:46:44,537 --> 00:46:45,911
Give me my love now!
1074
00:46:46,265 --> 00:46:47,988
Or I'm going to make
you pay, you fucking pig.
1075
00:46:48,313 --> 00:46:49,425
And so on and so forth.
1076
00:46:49,753 --> 00:46:54,325
Hmm. Or love can be about two
people helping each other grow.
1077
00:46:54,553 --> 00:46:57,303
Yeah. And where does the love
go once your done growing?
1078
00:46:57,529 --> 00:46:58,576
After it all ends?
1079
00:47:00,345 --> 00:47:01,807
You know, the last guy
I was serious about...
1080
00:47:01,946 --> 00:47:02,644
I knew there was one.
1081
00:47:03,385 --> 00:47:04,662
It was really intense, you know.
1082
00:47:04,826 --> 00:47:06,549
We really meant everything to each other.
1083
00:47:06,713 --> 00:47:07,760
He had my back.
1084
00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:10,095
And then it ended.
1085
00:47:10,969 --> 00:47:13,239
I ran into him last year, and
I go up to him. All excited.
1086
00:47:13,370 --> 00:47:17,047
All warm inside. Like I want
to hug him all over. Like he
still meant so much to me.
1087
00:47:17,369 --> 00:47:19,191
And I run up to him and he says...
1088
00:47:19,289 --> 00:47:20,566
"What up, Luke?"
1089
00:47:21,690 --> 00:47:22,737
And that was it.
1090
00:47:22,938 --> 00:47:26,680
All those powerful moments.
All the "l love you's."
1091
00:47:26,842 --> 00:47:28,697
And in the end, that's all it's worth.
1092
00:47:29,210 --> 00:47:31,763
A frigid "What up, Luke?"
1093
00:47:31,994 --> 00:47:33,652
Peter, how did you
know that you were gay?
1094
00:47:33,785 --> 00:47:35,280
Uh, I just knew.
1095
00:47:38,810 --> 00:47:40,817
But... How did you know?
1096
00:47:41,050 --> 00:47:44,596
Um. You know, it feels natural,
like writing with my right hand.
1097
00:47:44,986 --> 00:47:46,896
But couldn't you learn to
write with your left hand?
1098
00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:52,367
Well... Probably, but my
penmanship would be shit, and
it would feel real awkward.
1099
00:47:52,731 --> 00:47:54,586
Hi Peter! I brought a cake.
1100
00:47:54,874 --> 00:47:55,922
From the Hamptons!
1101
00:47:56,122 --> 00:47:57,016
Thank you, Edie!
1102
00:47:57,467 --> 00:47:59,157
Congratulations, Marilyn.
1103
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,531
Thanks!
1104
00:48:02,842 --> 00:48:05,144
So you never
questioned your sexuality?
1105
00:48:05,403 --> 00:48:06,897
Um. No. Never.
1106
00:48:07,034 --> 00:48:07,568
Why not?
1107
00:48:08,123 --> 00:48:09,846
I'm just not into women.
1108
00:48:10,011 --> 00:48:11,255
Have you ever been with a woman?
1109
00:48:11,451 --> 00:48:12,628
No! I have not.
1110
00:48:12,794 --> 00:48:14,136
So how do you know
you're not into them?
1111
00:48:15,163 --> 00:48:16,163
Marilyn...
1112
00:48:16,251 --> 00:48:18,039
you and I are friends, ok?
1113
00:48:18,298 --> 00:48:19,793
That's not what I meant.
1114
00:48:20,347 --> 00:48:21,538
Look at this...
1115
00:48:21,595 --> 00:48:23,929
little black marks all over my floor.
1116
00:48:25,819 --> 00:48:30,358
There was this pervert who hid in the
woods behind my junior high school
1117
00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:32,596
and flashed some of the girls.
1118
00:48:33,179 --> 00:48:36,976
I used to wander in those
woods everyday after school
1119
00:48:37,147 --> 00:48:40,213
hoping and praying
that he would flash me.
1120
00:48:41,499 --> 00:48:42,775
It never happened.
1121
00:48:43,708 --> 00:48:45,496
But that's how I knew I was gay.
1122
00:48:46,363 --> 00:48:47,792
Derek, what's going on here?
1123
00:48:47,963 --> 00:48:50,614
Conness and I were just having a little
heart to heart and please, call me La Ronda
1124
00:48:50,843 --> 00:48:54,007
La Ronda, take off those pumps.
They're scuffing up my parquet.
1125
00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:55,544
Ok, you need to leave me alone and
1126
00:48:55,643 --> 00:48:57,137
who's La Ronda without her pumps?
1127
00:48:57,340 --> 00:49:00,406
She's the woman who's going
to be on her knees scrubbing
the kitchen floor tomorrow.
1128
00:49:00,572 --> 00:49:02,612
You see why I prefer
the life of a single gal?
1129
00:49:03,164 --> 00:49:05,106
Leave my man alone, slut!
1130
00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:08,472
Slut? Am I a slut?
1131
00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:10,648
Are you a slut?.
1132
00:49:11,003 --> 00:49:13,425
I can't speak for my ass.
It's public property
1133
00:49:13,724 --> 00:49:15,415
What's wrong with you people?
1134
00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,943
Don't you want somebody
to wake up with?
1135
00:49:18,076 --> 00:49:21,010
Who you know will be there
through sickness and in health?
1136
00:49:21,116 --> 00:49:21,944
Tiil death do you part?
1137
00:49:23,933 --> 00:49:26,136
God knows that's what I want.
1138
00:49:27,676 --> 00:49:29,563
You know it is quite
a beautiful feeling.
1139
00:49:30,749 --> 00:49:32,537
Why are you all so in love with love?
1140
00:49:32,732 --> 00:49:35,896
I just want to be able to unhinge
my jaw like an anaconda.
1141
00:49:36,124 --> 00:49:40,532
Right? I mean why I can't I
enjoy sex for the sake of sex
without being labeled a slut?
1142
00:49:40,636 --> 00:49:44,281
It,s really not our fault, Conness.
I mean we're attractive and social,
1143
00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:45,813
so we meet a lot of people.
1144
00:49:46,013 --> 00:49:50,453
Precisely. And it's our duty
to take advantage of the
opportunities presented us in life.
1145
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:53,141
Sluttiness is life affirming.
1146
00:49:53,404 --> 00:49:56,536
Slut is a four letter word for YES.
1147
00:50:01,565 --> 00:50:03,605
I can 't believe you came
over here wearing that.
1148
00:50:05,053 --> 00:50:08,184
Do you know, I have closet
case clients who would
happily bash you in the street?
1149
00:50:08,637 --> 00:50:13,078
Did you know I was bashed once?
In the West Village. Unbelievable.
1150
00:50:13,373 --> 00:50:14,583
Were you in drag?
1151
00:50:14,877 --> 00:50:16,949
Are you suggesting
it would be justified?
1152
00:50:17,341 --> 00:50:18,518
No, of course not.
1153
00:50:18,717 --> 00:50:19,611
Yes you are.
1154
00:50:19,773 --> 00:50:23,351
You're saying if I was some
swaggering macho man in baggy
jeans I'd never be attacked.
1155
00:50:23,517 --> 00:50:25,143
Well, yes.
1156
00:50:25,309 --> 00:50:29,466
I mean, you're saying that I'm asking
for it, because I swish and wear heals.
1157
00:50:30,014 --> 00:50:31,956
You're never going to change
the world by thinking like that.
1158
00:50:32,094 --> 00:50:33,981
What the fuck are you talking about?
1159
00:50:34,206 --> 00:50:35,864
Change the world?
1160
00:50:36,574 --> 00:50:39,159
Take off that wig. I can't
even take you seriously.
1161
00:50:40,029 --> 00:50:42,266
Why should I take it off, Nico?
1162
00:50:43,294 --> 00:50:44,308
Give me a break Luke.
1163
00:50:45,214 --> 00:50:47,123
What, do you feel the
same way as your clients?
1164
00:50:47,742 --> 00:50:51,320
Look, just chill out.
You remind me of my sister.
1165
00:50:51,870 --> 00:50:53,495
Wait. You have a sister?
1166
00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:57,972
Get over here.
You still got glitter everywhere.
1167
00:50:58,046 --> 00:51:01,624
Do not take it off. What am I
doing if I'm not sparkling?
1168
00:51:01,982 --> 00:51:03,989
You don't need glitter to sparkle.
1169
00:51:04,158 --> 00:51:07,704
Yeah, well you don't need to
be straight acting to be a man.
1170
00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:09,078
Touché.
1171
00:51:14,654 --> 00:51:16,377
That was a big mistake.
1172
00:51:17,055 --> 00:51:18,200
I thought it was fun.
1173
00:51:18,686 --> 00:51:19,798
Of course you did.
1174
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:23,093
What is that supposed to mean?
1175
00:51:23,582 --> 00:51:26,233
The way you were all over
everyone. All touchy feely.
1176
00:51:26,655 --> 00:51:29,721
Oh come one. I was just
being a good hostess, you know
making everyone feel welcome.
1177
00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:31,447
By grinding on them?
1178
00:51:32,126 --> 00:51:35,803
I didn't grind on anybody.
I probably overdid it a little to
make up for your uptightness.
1179
00:51:35,935 --> 00:51:37,495
I was just trying to make sure
the party ran smoothly.
1180
00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:40,445
Oh yeah, by nagging and running around
telling everyone not to touch anything.
1181
00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:42,838
Look it was your idea to have
the party here, not mine.
1182
00:51:42,911 --> 00:51:44,671
Maybe you should have taken
a little more responsibility.
1183
00:51:44,671 --> 00:51:46,613
Don't used that cloth on the
floor its for the kitchen.
1184
00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,727
Would you stop telling me what
to do all the God damn time?
1185
00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:50,168
Don't yell at me.
1186
00:51:50,495 --> 00:51:54,718
I'm not yelling ok. Just relax.
This party was for Marilyn...
1187
00:51:54,847 --> 00:51:57,335
And the important thing was that
she had a good time. And you
know what? I think she did.
1188
00:51:57,503 --> 00:52:00,023
Yeah, I'm not so sure. She was
acting strange the whole time.
1189
00:52:00,191 --> 00:52:03,388
And you know she can't stand Luke.
God only knows why you invited him.
1190
00:52:03,551 --> 00:52:04,565
Peter, stop!
1191
00:52:06,016 --> 00:52:06,714
Come here.
1192
00:52:07,903 --> 00:52:08,918
What?
1193
00:52:10,816 --> 00:52:12,441
We love each other right?
1194
00:52:15,104 --> 00:52:16,664
Of course we do.
1195
00:52:17,215 --> 00:52:20,063
Good, that's all that matters.
Let's not fight ok?
1196
00:52:26,784 --> 00:52:29,118
Hi, I'm Carol and I'm an alcoholic.
1197
00:52:29,248 --> 00:52:30,011
Hi Carol.
1198
00:52:30,368 --> 00:52:36,064
I'm also a sex and a love addict,
'cause l... I really want to find love.
1199
00:52:36,224 --> 00:52:41,374
I'm also in cocaine addicts
anonymous, 'cause I love cocaine.
1200
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,454
Have you seen Trisha recently?
1201
00:52:43,776 --> 00:52:47,573
No, but I hear she's been going to the
thirteenth street group down in the village.
1202
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,157
And I'm also in overeater's anonymous.
Not because I overeat but...
1203
00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:54,907
It's all women. It's all loving.
1204
00:52:56,704 --> 00:53:00,795
Thank you Carol. Let's
continue with day counts. Ryan.
1205
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:01,589
I'm Ryan.
1206
00:53:01,697 --> 00:53:02,842
Hey Ryan.
1207
00:53:02,976 --> 00:53:07,166
I'm an alcoholic.
I've got 58 days in the program.
1208
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:17,048
Hi I'm Carlos, and I have a desire to stop
drinking. I had nine days on Thursday.
1209
00:53:20,033 --> 00:53:24,921
I'm Marilyn and I'm an alcoholic.
And today is 246 days.
1210
00:53:29,952 --> 00:53:33,531
Commercial closet.org. They're
the ones that get positive portrayals
in the mainstream media.
1211
00:53:33,633 --> 00:53:35,673
See if they can cover it. Great.
1212
00:53:37,153 --> 00:53:38,560
What's going on here Guttersnipe?
1213
00:53:38,721 --> 00:53:41,110
Your specialty. Dick inventory.
1214
00:53:41,729 --> 00:53:42,809
What's with the boa?
1215
00:53:42,977 --> 00:53:43,959
Shock value.
1216
00:53:44,545 --> 00:53:46,749
You can't shock anybody is Chelsea.
1217
00:53:46,913 --> 00:53:51,518
True, but you should have seen
the sensation it caused at my high
school reunion in rural Oregon.
1218
00:53:51,649 --> 00:53:54,170
Speaking of high school,
I'm not coming in tomorrow.
1219
00:53:54,369 --> 00:53:58,363
I'm on the GLBT panel at Booker
Washington High in the Bronx.
1220
00:53:59,873 --> 00:54:00,822
What's the panel about?
1221
00:54:01,122 --> 00:54:01,950
Teen empowerment.
1222
00:54:02,305 --> 00:54:06,266
Did you know that gay teens
are four times as likely to commit
suicide as straight teens?
1223
00:54:06,722 --> 00:54:09,024
Yeah, especially if they live in the Bronx.
1224
00:54:09,154 --> 00:54:11,543
It's not a joke Luke.
It's an epidemiological trend.
1225
00:54:11,810 --> 00:54:12,922
Fancy word Zeke.
1226
00:54:13,057 --> 00:54:15,578
And it can be prevented with
education and awareness.
1227
00:54:15,778 --> 00:54:18,266
Gay teens are often conditioned
to believe that they're not normal,
1228
00:54:18,402 --> 00:54:21,948
which leads to feelings of
inadequacy, depression, suicide.
1229
00:54:22,274 --> 00:54:25,373
Teen is just a four letter
word for inexperienced.
1230
00:54:25,538 --> 00:54:27,228
I prefer men that can
teach me a little something.
1231
00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:31,706
Luke, why are such a
egocentric self serving cunt?
1232
00:54:31,970 --> 00:54:33,563
Don't you have any
concern for other people?
1233
00:54:33,698 --> 00:54:35,160
Cunt. Why that's just
another four letter word for...
1234
00:54:35,266 --> 00:54:36,194
Shut up!
1235
00:54:36,418 --> 00:54:41,404
I'm talking about a superlatively
serious issue here, and as always
you make it into a smartass joke.
1236
00:54:41,539 --> 00:54:45,335
Gay kids are killing themselves.
Show some fucking compassion.
1237
00:54:45,475 --> 00:54:47,580
Why? You think I haven't
been through it all?
1238
00:54:47,714 --> 00:54:49,983
You think I've forgotten that every
day of high school was torture?
1239
00:54:50,114 --> 00:54:53,726
That not a moment went by where I
wasn't called fag, fruit, fairy, tinkerbell?
1240
00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:55,939
Well guess what? I didn't kill myself.
1241
00:54:55,939 --> 00:54:56,866
I don't think you forgot.
1242
00:54:56,930 --> 00:55:00,094
I think you remembered it when you wore
a feather boa to your High School reunion.
1243
00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:02,880
And I think you remember it each and
every time you have cheap detached sex.
1244
00:55:02,947 --> 00:55:03,961
Right I embrace It all now.
1245
00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:07,100
No, your trying to prove to the
world that you're a big fag.
1246
00:55:07,235 --> 00:55:09,406
Well guess what? You don't
have to prove anything Luke.
1247
00:55:09,539 --> 00:55:10,652
Try just being you!
1248
00:55:11,299 --> 00:55:14,780
Don't you need a license to practice therapy?
Why am I always being analyzed by you?
1249
00:55:14,851 --> 00:55:16,192
Why are you so self destructive?
1250
00:55:16,387 --> 00:55:19,104
You're not only hurting yourself, but
your behavior is hurting all of us.
1251
00:55:19,267 --> 00:55:20,445
Who? Who else does it hurt?
1252
00:55:20,643 --> 00:55:22,978
Us. Gay men as a group.
The community.
1253
00:55:23,107 --> 00:55:24,798
The community.
You know what Zeke?
1254
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:29,155
You're only a homosexual
crusader because your parents
do not and will never accept you.
1255
00:55:29,475 --> 00:55:30,555
Accept that.
1256
00:55:47,203 --> 00:55:47,803
So Stephen...
1257
00:55:48,132 --> 00:55:48,514
Uh huh?
1258
00:55:49,315 --> 00:55:50,395
What do you like about me?
1259
00:55:52,164 --> 00:55:55,579
Your hairy chest.
Your kisses. Your ass.
1260
00:55:55,844 --> 00:55:57,338
What about my inner qualities?
1261
00:55:57,540 --> 00:55:58,489
What about them?
1262
00:55:58,755 --> 00:55:59,966
Like, do I have any?
1263
00:56:00,196 --> 00:56:01,178
Of course you do. Why?
1264
00:56:01,508 --> 00:56:02,402
I don't know.
1265
00:56:03,044 --> 00:56:04,932
No, it was just
something Zeke said.
1266
00:56:05,092 --> 00:56:07,645
It made me think maybe
I'm not such a swell guy.
1267
00:56:07,844 --> 00:56:09,754
Oh please, Zeke? He's an idiot.
1268
00:56:09,956 --> 00:56:10,785
Why do you say that?
1269
00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:14,107
Him and his crazy gay agenda.
That kid's a pain in the ass.
1270
00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:15,907
He really does care though.
1271
00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:18,686
Yeah, well I don't care for him.
He tried to break us up. Remember?
1272
00:56:19,428 --> 00:56:22,046
He's probably jealous because
you have somebody and he doesn't.
1273
00:56:23,012 --> 00:56:23,960
I bet he's in love with you.
1274
00:56:24,869 --> 00:56:25,981
No, he's not.
1275
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:31,231
Hey!
1276
00:56:32,901 --> 00:56:34,330
Yeah I'm available.
1277
00:56:36,741 --> 00:56:38,301
Alright. I can arrange that.
1278
00:56:40,388 --> 00:56:42,079
Ok you won't be disappointed.
1279
00:56:45,092 --> 00:56:47,678
Ok. Yeah, let me
call you back in a few.
1280
00:56:55,396 --> 00:56:59,488
It's one of my regulars for tonight.
He wants me to bring a friend.
1281
00:57:00,133 --> 00:57:02,686
Don't look at me.
I will never charge.
1282
00:57:02,885 --> 00:57:05,634
I wouldn't dream of it. I never
mix business with pleasure.
1283
00:57:05,957 --> 00:57:07,451
Kind of hard to believe
in your line of work.
1284
00:57:08,357 --> 00:57:11,456
Let me make it perfectly clear
to you that when I'm working,
1285
00:57:11,589 --> 00:57:15,451
I'm able to remove intimacy from
sex completely. Like a switch.
1286
00:57:15,781 --> 00:57:17,156
I'd like to see you afterwards.
1287
00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:19,517
Won't you be all fucked out?
1288
00:57:19,942 --> 00:57:22,876
Fucked out yeah. And
ready to make love to you.
1289
00:57:23,205 --> 00:57:24,896
Define "make love."
1290
00:57:26,629 --> 00:57:27,709
"Make love."
1291
00:57:29,478 --> 00:57:33,918
When you're with one special
person and you're completely present.
1292
00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:38,117
You can close your eyes
and there's nobody else.
1293
00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:40,667
Just the two of you.
1294
00:57:42,374 --> 00:57:44,894
All other sexual fantasies vanish.
1295
00:57:45,862 --> 00:57:47,171
Can you try that?
1296
00:57:54,982 --> 00:57:56,891
Who are you fantasizing about?
1297
00:58:00,167 --> 00:58:01,214
I love you Luke.
1298
00:58:10,086 --> 00:58:11,199
Stop trying to fix me.
1299
00:58:13,222 --> 00:58:14,083
What?
1300
00:58:14,246 --> 00:58:17,181
I know I'm not perfect, but I'm pretty
happy with who I am. I'm a good guy.
1301
00:58:17,318 --> 00:58:18,049
Do you even know that?
1302
00:58:18,343 --> 00:58:19,236
Yeah, of course I do.
1303
00:58:19,430 --> 00:58:20,358
Let me be me, Peter.
1304
00:58:20,742 --> 00:58:22,171
Baby, what are you talking about?
1305
00:58:22,247 --> 00:58:24,036
You don't even know do you?
You don't even realize what you're doing?
1306
00:58:24,134 --> 00:58:24,603
What?
1307
00:58:24,742 --> 00:58:26,171
Listen, I prefer doing
dishes using a brush...
1308
00:58:26,310 --> 00:58:28,133
I'm fine with you using the sponge
even though its less sanitary.
1309
00:58:28,295 --> 00:58:30,150
But I won't have you tell
me I have to do it as well.
1310
00:58:30,279 --> 00:58:31,392
It doesn't fucking matter, Peter!
1311
00:58:31,558 --> 00:58:32,736
Watch your potty mouth, dear.
1312
00:58:33,383 --> 00:58:34,790
Stop telling me what to do.
1313
00:58:38,118 --> 00:58:38,718
Oh man.
1314
00:58:41,191 --> 00:58:42,500
Why don't you just
go ahead and say it?
1315
00:58:42,663 --> 00:58:43,459
Say what?
1316
00:58:44,295 --> 00:58:47,524
That you don't love me anymore and
that it was a mistake to move in together.
1317
00:58:47,911 --> 00:58:49,122
That's not what I'm saying Peter.
1318
00:58:49,479 --> 00:58:50,854
But that's what you're
thinking isn't it?
1319
00:58:51,015 --> 00:58:51,746
That's not true.
1320
00:58:51,879 --> 00:58:54,432
There's no use denying it.
I can feel it.
1321
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,067
You don't love me anymore.
1322
00:58:56,231 --> 00:58:57,922
The only reason you're still
here is because you gave up
1323
00:58:58,055 --> 00:58:59,779
your apartment and you
have no where else to go.
1324
00:58:59,975 --> 00:59:00,771
I have places to go.
1325
00:59:02,471 --> 00:59:03,715
Yeah, then why don't you?
1326
00:59:04,967 --> 00:59:06,047
Are you asking me to?
1327
00:59:06,952 --> 00:59:08,861
If you aren't happy with me,
you shouldn't stay here.
1328
00:59:09,191 --> 00:59:10,598
You know what,
you're unreasonable.
1329
00:59:11,687 --> 00:59:14,022
Wait, don't you dare leave
while I'm trying to talk to you.
1330
00:59:14,151 --> 00:59:15,940
For the last time, stop
telling me what to do.
1331
00:59:17,127 --> 00:59:17,825
Where are you going?
1332
00:59:17,991 --> 00:59:18,591
Out!
1333
00:59:21,864 --> 00:59:22,660
Trisha!
1334
00:59:25,864 --> 00:59:27,009
I really missed you.
1335
00:59:27,496 --> 00:59:28,194
Marilyn.
1336
00:59:28,744 --> 00:59:30,981
I haven't seen you in weeks.
1337
00:59:31,432 --> 00:59:33,821
And you didn't bother
coming to my bridal shower.
1338
00:59:33,992 --> 00:59:35,301
Why haven't you called me back?
1339
00:59:35,464 --> 00:59:36,806
Haven't you found a new sponsor?
1340
00:59:38,184 --> 00:59:43,138
I thought about what you said and I
just feel really confused about everything.
1341
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:44,836
I need you.
1342
00:59:45,672 --> 00:59:47,046
Like you need a drink?
1343
00:59:48,745 --> 00:59:51,494
I feel very close to you. As a friend.
1344
00:59:52,008 --> 00:59:54,659
Marilyn, why are you here?
1345
00:59:54,984 --> 00:59:57,406
I want to keep you in my life. I...
1346
00:59:58,216 --> 01:00:00,158
Let me help you work
through your feelings.
1347
01:00:00,873 --> 01:00:01,821
Feelings?
1348
01:00:02,185 --> 01:00:05,054
You don't have to disappear just
because you're in love with me.
1349
01:00:06,985 --> 01:00:08,392
In love with you?
1350
01:00:08,712 --> 01:00:09,922
Marilyn...
1351
01:00:10,473 --> 01:00:13,091
I just wanted to bump your donut.
1352
01:00:14,825 --> 01:00:16,451
Bump... donut?
1353
01:00:16,585 --> 01:00:19,487
I did not switch meetings
because I'm in love with you.
1354
01:00:19,593 --> 01:00:22,064
I just disappeared because...
1355
01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:23,745
you're a threat to my sobriety.
1356
01:00:23,849 --> 01:00:24,231
What?
1357
01:00:25,065 --> 01:00:28,360
I can't be around people who have
tendencies to fall out of the program.
1358
01:00:28,521 --> 01:00:29,928
But you're my sponsor.
1359
01:00:30,601 --> 01:00:31,811
Not anymore.
1360
01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:38,631
# Nothing so wrong, nothing so right #
1361
01:00:38,889 --> 01:00:41,988
# I say it's just a matter of perspective #
1362
01:00:42,217 --> 01:00:43,679
# You try to move on #
1363
01:00:43,818 --> 01:00:45,159
# But in a hard light #
1364
01:00:45,321 --> 01:00:49,577
# Things are even worse
than you suspected #
1365
01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:57,738
Inhale...
1366
01:00:57,833 --> 01:01:00,070
exhale, come back
into Warrior One.
1367
01:01:01,577 --> 01:01:02,406
Inhale.
1368
01:01:02,794 --> 01:01:06,590
And exhale. Bring your hands to
the floor and your left foot comes
back. Downward Facing Dog.
1369
01:01:07,978 --> 01:01:13,346
# Roll the bones away #
1370
01:01:14,634 --> 01:01:19,849
# Help is on the way #
1371
01:01:20,938 --> 01:01:26,153
# Roll the bones away #
1372
01:01:27,370 --> 01:01:32,422
# Help is on the way #
1373
01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:39,109
# Help is on the way #
1374
01:01:40,874 --> 01:01:41,801
'Morning Zeke.
1375
01:01:42,090 --> 01:01:44,294
Stephen had to work all night,
so I went out and got even.
1376
01:01:44,555 --> 01:01:45,700
God I am so tired.
1377
01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:50,315
I think I'll take a nap behind the counter
for a couple hours if that's ok with...
1378
01:01:50,347 --> 01:01:50,816
you.
1379
01:01:51,211 --> 01:01:52,487
You must be Luke.
1380
01:01:52,971 --> 01:01:53,636
Who are you?
1381
01:01:53,770 --> 01:01:54,501
Dale.
1382
01:01:54,603 --> 01:01:57,286
I used to work here. I'm covering Zeke's
shifts until they find a replacement.
1383
01:01:57,387 --> 01:01:58,085
Where's Zeke?
1384
01:01:58,347 --> 01:01:59,241
I dunno. He quit.
1385
01:01:59,467 --> 01:02:00,165
He quit?
1386
01:02:00,459 --> 01:02:04,169
Yes. And no you cannot
sleep behind the counter.
1387
01:02:09,739 --> 01:02:10,404
What are you doing here?
1388
01:02:10,731 --> 01:02:11,811
Didn't you get my messages?
1389
01:02:12,075 --> 01:02:13,504
I've been busy Tinkerbell.
1390
01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:17,153
Look Guttersnipe, I'm sorry about
what I said about your parents.
1391
01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:18,948
That was below the belt.
1392
01:02:19,147 --> 01:02:21,089
Oh. Thanks.
1393
01:02:22,027 --> 01:02:24,416
You don't mean you came all the
way out here to apologize did you?
1394
01:02:24,651 --> 01:02:26,473
Zeke, please come back
to work. I miss you.
1395
01:02:26,635 --> 01:02:28,261
And that Dale
person is scaring me.
1396
01:02:28,747 --> 01:02:30,340
Luke, I didn't quit because of you.
1397
01:02:30,603 --> 01:02:31,367
You didn't?
1398
01:02:31,627 --> 01:02:33,537
Of course not. I got a better job.
1399
01:02:33,739 --> 01:02:34,208
You did?
1400
01:02:34,283 --> 01:02:34,785
Yes.
1401
01:02:35,147 --> 01:02:35,681
Doing what?
1402
01:02:35,788 --> 01:02:37,446
It's very exciting actually.
1403
01:02:37,579 --> 01:02:41,441
The administration at the school I spoke
at offered me a job as a student councilor.
1404
01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:43,530
They might even pay for
me to finish my degree.
1405
01:02:43,883 --> 01:02:45,793
But, it's in the Bronx.
1406
01:02:46,092 --> 01:02:47,139
That is correct.
1407
01:02:47,371 --> 01:02:48,484
But, what about me?
1408
01:02:48,652 --> 01:02:49,862
This isn't about you Luke.
1409
01:02:50,092 --> 01:02:52,067
I'm doing something I
believe in. Be happy for me.
1410
01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:52,932
I'll miss you.
1411
01:02:53,068 --> 01:02:55,752
We can still be friends.
We just won't work together.
1412
01:02:55,948 --> 01:02:56,777
Will we hang out?
1413
01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,147
Sure we will.
1414
01:02:58,764 --> 01:03:01,699
And for what it's worth,
I think you're normal.
1415
01:03:02,092 --> 01:03:04,361
I am not normal. I'm exceptional.
1416
01:03:04,620 --> 01:03:06,049
I mean inherently normal.
1417
01:03:06,188 --> 01:03:08,098
Normal enough to exist
outside of the gay ghetto.
1418
01:03:08,524 --> 01:03:09,572
I tricked in Jersey once.
1419
01:03:09,772 --> 01:03:11,365
You know what? I gotta go.
1420
01:03:12,076 --> 01:03:13,505
But wait! We have
things to talk about.
1421
01:03:13,644 --> 01:03:14,211
Like what?
1422
01:03:14,349 --> 01:03:16,585
Nico, for example. He told
me he loves me. What do I do?
1423
01:03:17,292 --> 01:03:17,891
Do you love him?
1424
01:03:18,764 --> 01:03:21,928
I think I might. So, I
should tell him then? Right?
1425
01:03:22,188 --> 01:03:22,886
Is that what you're saying?
1426
01:03:22,956 --> 01:03:23,654
I don't know Luke.
1427
01:03:23,916 --> 01:03:24,712
I shouldn't tell him?
1428
01:03:25,101 --> 01:03:26,278
Do you really know this guy?
1429
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:28,130
Do we ever really know anyone?
1430
01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:31,431
He told you he was getting his MFA
in painting from the New School, right?
1431
01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:34,311
Don't tell me the New School
has no MFA program?
1432
01:03:34,476 --> 01:03:36,419
Oh, they have an MFA program.
1433
01:03:37,069 --> 01:03:38,345
In creative writing.
1434
01:03:44,845 --> 01:03:45,772
There you are.
1435
01:03:46,413 --> 01:03:47,274
Cheers!
1436
01:03:47,693 --> 01:03:48,489
To what?
1437
01:03:48,973 --> 01:03:51,428
Us. Happy one month anniversary.
1438
01:03:51,597 --> 01:03:52,644
You've been counting days?
1439
01:03:52,909 --> 01:03:56,170
Yes. And I wanted to
show you this gallery.
1440
01:03:56,365 --> 01:03:57,794
I've been thinking about buying it.
1441
01:03:58,349 --> 01:03:59,626
Sounds expensive.
1442
01:04:00,430 --> 01:04:03,048
Well, I've always wanted my
own gallery. I've been saving up.
1443
01:04:03,213 --> 01:04:05,417
And Christopher said he'd
help put the money together.
1444
01:04:05,645 --> 01:04:06,408
Christopher?
1445
01:04:06,829 --> 01:04:08,390
Ciccone. Madonna's brother.
1446
01:04:09,645 --> 01:04:10,594
You know Madonna?
1447
01:04:11,534 --> 01:04:14,534
Well we've hung out a few
times. She's a sweetheart.
1448
01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:17,064
The thing is, Christopher
used to be in love with me.
1449
01:04:17,198 --> 01:04:18,889
So, I'm hoping it won't be a problem.
1450
01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:21,804
Anyway, he says he really likes
my work and wants to help out.
1451
01:04:22,606 --> 01:04:24,548
Those paintings at your house...
1452
01:04:24,654 --> 01:04:25,253
Yes?
1453
01:04:25,357 --> 01:04:26,470
Are they even yours?
1454
01:04:27,854 --> 01:04:28,901
What did you say?
1455
01:04:29,262 --> 01:04:30,058
Did I stutter?
1456
01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:32,196
Well, what do you
mean by that Luke?
1457
01:04:32,302 --> 01:04:33,546
Why don't you tell me Stephen?
1458
01:04:34,350 --> 01:04:36,422
What the fuck!
You don't think those are mine?
1459
01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:40,102
I spoke to Zeke. The New School
has no MFA program in painting.
1460
01:04:40,334 --> 01:04:42,985
Zeke's a fucking freak, ok?
Look I never said...
1461
01:04:44,462 --> 01:04:49,251
My degree is at the New School.
The MFA is in conjunction with Parsons.
1462
01:04:50,126 --> 01:04:53,225
You know, this isn't the first time
you fucking tried to trick me Luke.
1463
01:04:53,902 --> 01:04:55,014
You have a real problem.
1464
01:04:55,151 --> 01:04:56,973
This isn't the first time
I caught you lying to me.
1465
01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:59,142
Did I ever say that I wasn't a hustler?
1466
01:05:01,486 --> 01:05:03,144
So you take classes at Parsons?
1467
01:05:03,310 --> 01:05:04,358
My studio is at Parsons.
1468
01:05:04,591 --> 01:05:05,452
What's the address?
1469
01:05:05,518 --> 01:05:06,379
Oh fuck you Luke.
1470
01:05:06,542 --> 01:05:08,069
I just want to know where
the Parson's studio is.
1471
01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:09,549
Fifth and thirteenth, ok?
1472
01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:10,787
Do you want me to take you there?
1473
01:05:10,863 --> 01:05:11,332
Yes.
1474
01:05:12,046 --> 01:05:15,462
You know, you are unbelievable.
I don't have to prove anything to you.
1475
01:05:16,847 --> 01:05:18,276
Happy Anniversary baby.
1476
01:05:18,958 --> 01:05:19,940
I gotta go.
1477
01:05:23,727 --> 01:05:26,247
Obviously we have some
serious trust issues here.
1478
01:05:26,575 --> 01:05:27,557
Yes we do.
1479
01:05:28,271 --> 01:05:31,849
I believe in you Luke.
Will you believe in me?
1480
01:05:33,039 --> 01:05:34,119
I'll call you later.
1481
01:05:38,959 --> 01:05:43,596
# I want to give you my
faggotty attention #
1482
01:05:43,887 --> 01:05:46,473
# Baby, let me make you feel right #
1483
01:05:46,736 --> 01:05:50,347
# With my faggotty attention #
1484
01:05:50,672 --> 01:05:53,290
# Baby all I need is the night #
1485
01:05:55,279 --> 01:05:57,166
Let the manhunt begin.
1486
01:05:59,887 --> 01:06:01,709
Loose a button, make a friend.
1487
01:06:01,903 --> 01:06:02,983
I don't think so.
1488
01:06:08,208 --> 01:06:10,575
Oh, homerun honey-lover.
1489
01:06:11,759 --> 01:06:15,207
Knick knack paddy whack,
give this dog a bone.
1490
01:06:17,776 --> 01:06:19,685
An undiscovered species.
1491
01:06:20,528 --> 01:06:21,870
Impossible.
1492
01:06:22,096 --> 01:06:26,286
# I want to give you my
faggotty attention #
1493
01:06:26,512 --> 01:06:29,097
# Baby, let me make you feel right #
1494
01:06:29,264 --> 01:06:32,876
# With my faggotty attention #
1495
01:06:33,296 --> 01:06:36,645
My favorite flavor is
yum yum butterscotch.
1496
01:06:40,176 --> 01:06:43,672
Hi, I'm conducting an informal survey.
Which is more important...
1497
01:06:43,729 --> 01:06:45,322
Length or girth?
1498
01:06:45,553 --> 01:06:47,146
There's only one answer.
1499
01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:50,192
Oh look. Fur.
1500
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:51,724
I'm a mammal.
1501
01:06:53,585 --> 01:06:56,552
Oh que pasa Luke?
What your heart not in it tonight?
1502
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,983
Yeah, I'm not into it tonight.
1503
01:06:59,953 --> 01:07:01,262
Que lindo!
1504
01:07:04,337 --> 01:07:06,028
The scent of a man.
1505
01:07:07,665 --> 01:07:08,680
Hey Mace...
1506
01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:11,278
Wanna take off and maybe
catch a movie at my place?
1507
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:12,398
You're kidding.
1508
01:07:12,977 --> 01:07:13,708
Right?
1509
01:07:14,065 --> 01:07:15,559
Actually no.
1510
01:07:16,145 --> 01:07:19,080
Luke, a libido is a
terrible thing to waste.
1511
01:07:21,297 --> 01:07:22,791
It's Tuesday night.
1512
01:07:25,681 --> 01:07:27,469
Luke, what did you expect?
1513
01:07:28,209 --> 01:07:29,769
Mace and I have
always been like this.
1514
01:07:29,873 --> 01:07:31,466
That's because you've
always been on the same track.
1515
01:07:31,601 --> 01:07:33,456
Maybe you're moving
in a different direction.
1516
01:07:34,769 --> 01:07:36,874
When are you going to settle down
with a man that deserves you?
1517
01:07:37,041 --> 01:07:39,463
What? And give up all my boys?
1518
01:07:40,785 --> 01:07:43,720
Watch it Audrey. That's my line.
1519
01:08:07,986 --> 01:08:10,320
Did you sleep with
someone else last night?
1520
01:08:10,514 --> 01:08:12,653
You know you don't need to ask that.
1521
01:08:13,970 --> 01:08:14,734
I know.
1522
01:08:15,090 --> 01:08:16,300
Hey boys!
1523
01:08:16,530 --> 01:08:18,156
I knew I could find you here.
1524
01:08:18,771 --> 01:08:21,618
I need some relationship
advice from the perfect couple.
1525
01:08:22,994 --> 01:08:25,004
I've really been making an
effort with my rent boy, Nico.
1526
01:08:25,074 --> 01:08:25,976
That's nice.
1527
01:08:26,002 --> 01:08:27,693
I just don't believe a thing he says.
1528
01:08:28,178 --> 01:08:29,323
He tells me it's me.
1529
01:08:30,002 --> 01:08:30,896
Maybe it is.
1530
01:08:31,026 --> 01:08:33,198
Well, what is it that he's
saying that you don't believe?
1531
01:08:34,131 --> 01:08:36,203
Small things. Big things.
1532
01:08:36,466 --> 01:08:37,230
Everything.
1533
01:08:37,778 --> 01:08:40,396
He told me he used to hang out
with Madonna and date her brother.
1534
01:08:40,787 --> 01:08:41,967
Well, maybe it's true.
1535
01:08:43,442 --> 01:08:44,937
Yeah, and maybe not.
1536
01:08:45,331 --> 01:08:47,240
You just can't anyone
fuck with you Luke.
1537
01:08:49,235 --> 01:08:51,406
Hey Marilyn.
Great party the other night.
1538
01:08:51,570 --> 01:08:52,464
Are you fully recovered?
1539
01:08:52,530 --> 01:08:54,254
There's no use. She won't talk.
1540
01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:55,949
What do you mean?
1541
01:08:56,115 --> 01:08:59,083
She came in about an hour ago,
made a double vodka cranberry,
1542
01:08:59,219 --> 01:09:01,259
and has been sitting over
there staring at it ever since.
1543
01:09:03,123 --> 01:09:05,905
I can't get a hold of Bart.
I just, I don 't know what to do.
1544
01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:07,886
Let me take care of it.
1545
01:09:10,323 --> 01:09:11,468
Hey Marilyn.
1546
01:09:12,755 --> 01:09:15,472
If you're not going to shit
you need to get off the pot.
1547
01:09:16,276 --> 01:09:18,614
Some people are actually into
that stuff. Can you believe that?
1548
01:09:18,675 --> 01:09:19,471
Isn't that sick?
1549
01:09:21,716 --> 01:09:24,334
I guess I could pee on someone
if they really wanted me to.
1550
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:26,322
Wouldn't necessarily turn me on.
1551
01:09:28,051 --> 01:09:31,764
Which I guess is a good thing,
'cause it's kinda hard for a guy to pee
if he's turned on. Know what I mean?
1552
01:09:31,860 --> 01:09:33,234
Hey this is good stuff.
1553
01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:37,553
I guess if you're going to drink
again, you ought to go for top shelf.
1554
01:09:38,196 --> 01:09:39,406
So do you want some?
1555
01:09:40,980 --> 01:09:42,606
Then you better give
me a good reason.
1556
01:09:44,564 --> 01:09:46,669
I can't let go and let God.
1557
01:09:47,540 --> 01:09:48,336
Excuse me?
1558
01:09:48,756 --> 01:09:53,546
I need to be in control of everything.
And I feel like I'm losing it.
1559
01:09:54,868 --> 01:09:56,559
I want to get married, I do.
1560
01:09:57,524 --> 01:09:58,472
But I'm scared.
1561
01:09:58,996 --> 01:10:00,490
And how do I know he's it?
1562
01:10:01,556 --> 01:10:03,443
Or that any man is it?
1563
01:10:05,748 --> 01:10:09,043
I might be a lesbian you know.
I kissed a girl.
1564
01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:11,242
Did you like it?
1565
01:10:11,860 --> 01:10:13,169
It was soft.
1566
01:10:13,973 --> 01:10:19,821
So, you are a sexually confused,
obsessive compulsive, control freak.
1567
01:10:21,108 --> 01:10:22,930
And now you don't know what
to do about what's his name.
1568
01:10:23,349 --> 01:10:25,520
This could call for
a drink. I admit that.
1569
01:10:26,197 --> 01:10:28,336
But what I always ask
myself in times like these...
1570
01:10:28,884 --> 01:10:30,989
Could I really give up
dick for a pair of titties?
1571
01:10:31,349 --> 01:10:32,178
I think not.
1572
01:10:32,884 --> 01:10:33,812
Could you?
1573
01:10:34,005 --> 01:10:34,386
No.
1574
01:10:35,061 --> 01:10:35,627
I thought so.
1575
01:10:36,085 --> 01:10:39,697
And the second thing, and this is
really important so listen carefully;
1576
01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:41,746
Do I love him?
1577
01:10:43,317 --> 01:10:46,448
That's the question you
need to ask yourself.
It's the one that matters.
1578
01:10:46,709 --> 01:10:48,084
Do you love him?
1579
01:10:48,853 --> 01:10:49,681
What's his name.
1580
01:10:50,549 --> 01:10:51,215
I do.
1581
01:10:52,085 --> 01:10:54,867
Good. Then go home
and tell him so.
1582
01:10:55,254 --> 01:10:56,399
The rest will work itself out.
1583
01:11:04,213 --> 01:11:05,260
Thank you Luke.
1584
01:11:06,037 --> 01:11:06,866
Don't mention it.
1585
01:11:13,494 --> 01:11:14,803
Oh, hey Marilyn.
1586
01:11:15,573 --> 01:11:16,784
Thanks for the drink.
1587
01:11:24,886 --> 01:11:26,740
And thank you boys.
1588
01:11:27,798 --> 01:11:29,489
Now I know what I need to do.
1589
01:11:33,398 --> 01:11:34,773
Please forgive me Derek.
1590
01:11:35,318 --> 01:11:38,101
I'm just going to let you be
you from now on, I promise.
1591
01:11:38,806 --> 01:11:39,734
You're amazing.
1592
01:11:41,078 --> 01:11:41,842
I love you.
1593
01:11:43,255 --> 01:11:44,498
I love you more.
1594
01:11:48,598 --> 01:11:49,362
Hey.
1595
01:11:51,799 --> 01:11:54,166
I was just on my way out
to get something to eat.
1596
01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:56,307
Not that I've had
an appetite all day.
1597
01:11:57,078 --> 01:11:57,972
Hey listen...
1598
01:11:58,359 --> 01:11:59,984
I don't know why I'm so paranoid.
1599
01:12:00,631 --> 01:12:02,605
Stephen, I'm sorry.
1600
01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:06,450
If you're willing to let me,
I'd like to work on trusting you.
1601
01:12:07,414 --> 01:12:09,389
Let's work on it together, ok?
1602
01:12:09,846 --> 01:12:13,108
We have something really special.
Just don't freak out on me.
1603
01:12:13,943 --> 01:12:14,925
Agreed.
1604
01:13:07,191 --> 01:13:08,468
Luke?
1605
01:13:10,775 --> 01:13:12,085
What the fuck are you doing?
1606
01:13:12,343 --> 01:13:15,410
I'm going to work on the trust
after some minor verification.
1607
01:13:15,704 --> 01:13:16,500
Get out of there!
1608
01:13:16,824 --> 01:13:17,969
Canada?
1609
01:13:18,264 --> 01:13:20,533
Look I lived there briefly after
my parents kicked me out.
1610
01:13:20,632 --> 01:13:21,712
Stop giving me excuses!
1611
01:13:21,816 --> 01:13:23,955
They're not excuses,
they're explanations.
1612
01:13:24,184 --> 01:13:26,159
Wait you said you were 18 when
your parents kicked you out...
1613
01:13:26,264 --> 01:13:29,014
This license you got
when you were 16.
1614
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:34,518
Look, they didn't cut me off
until I was 15. I moved to my
grandparents for a while and then...
1615
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,407
You're not even a Leo.
1616
01:13:37,593 --> 01:13:39,381
My rising is in Leo.
1617
01:13:39,544 --> 01:13:40,210
Who are you?
1618
01:13:40,313 --> 01:13:41,141
Stephen.
1619
01:13:41,241 --> 01:13:43,477
Not Nico? Just plain Stephen?
1620
01:13:43,768 --> 01:13:46,802
Look. I've had a lot of shit
happen to me in life. Ok?
1621
01:13:47,001 --> 01:13:49,489
I have to be a lot of different
things to a lot of different people.
1622
01:13:49,561 --> 01:13:51,633
And sometimes I get confused.
1623
01:13:51,897 --> 01:13:52,496
So you lie?
1624
01:13:52,568 --> 01:13:53,200
No!
1625
01:13:53,432 --> 01:13:55,953
Stephen, I don't know if anything
you've ever told me is true.
1626
01:13:56,697 --> 01:13:59,447
I don't care where you're from.
I don't care if you're a painter.
1627
01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:01,845
And I certainly don't care
whether or not you're a Leo.
1628
01:14:02,361 --> 01:14:03,888
But I do care about honesty.
1629
01:14:04,441 --> 01:14:05,848
You're going to have
to trust me, Luke.
1630
01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:08,856
Trust has to be built.
You have a problem Stephen.
1631
01:14:09,017 --> 01:14:10,424
I don't have a problem.
1632
01:14:11,257 --> 01:14:14,672
You know, I knew the day I met you
that you were a typical gay cliché.
1633
01:14:15,385 --> 01:14:17,720
Things get a little rocky,
and you run, huh?
1634
01:14:17,977 --> 01:14:19,187
So fucking typical!
1635
01:14:19,353 --> 01:14:22,004
Oh, I forgot to tell you,
I had Madonna on the phone,
1636
01:14:22,425 --> 01:14:24,497
She said her brother's
never even heard of you.
1637
01:14:31,929 --> 01:14:33,839
Fucking typical!
Do you hear me?
1638
01:14:34,169 --> 01:14:35,795
Try accepting who you are Stephen.
1639
01:14:35,962 --> 01:14:37,009
Whoever that is.
1640
01:14:37,241 --> 01:14:39,314
You're just like every other
gay man out there.
1641
01:14:39,961 --> 01:14:43,278
Yeah? Well if putting honestly
first makes me a gay cliché...
1642
01:14:43,514 --> 01:14:45,008
then that's what I am.
1643
01:14:45,402 --> 01:14:46,995
I love you Luke.
1644
01:14:47,962 --> 01:14:50,133
I've never been able
to say that to anybody.
1645
01:14:51,642 --> 01:14:53,103
Will you stop lying?
1646
01:14:53,274 --> 01:14:54,518
I don't lie.
1647
01:14:55,482 --> 01:14:57,391
Then love is just
another four letter word.
1648
01:14:57,882 --> 01:14:58,384
For what?
1649
01:14:58,490 --> 01:14:58,992
Huh?
1650
01:14:59,610 --> 01:15:00,853
A four letter word for what?
1651
01:15:01,530 --> 01:15:02,391
I don't know.
1652
01:15:02,970 --> 01:15:03,636
I don't know.
1653
01:15:07,162 --> 01:15:10,511
# And after all that we've been through #
1654
01:15:11,034 --> 01:15:14,547
# It's sad I'm still in love with you #
1655
01:15:15,163 --> 01:15:19,221
# And in my heart I know it's true #
1656
01:15:19,803 --> 01:15:24,789
# That I'm still in love with you #
1657
01:15:30,683 --> 01:15:33,553
# That I'm still in love with you #
1658
01:15:39,547 --> 01:15:44,435
At my friend Melinda's
wedding, you should have seen
how that little girl squealed.
1659
01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:50,642
I guess what I'm getting
at Bart, is that flower girls
can really ruin a ceremony.
1660
01:15:51,195 --> 01:15:54,195
And that niece of yours,
has just got to stop eating.
1661
01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:58,672
I've never seen a three year old quite
so big, and she's only getting bigger.
1662
01:15:59,611 --> 01:16:02,873
Keep in mind that her dress
has already been fitted.
1663
01:16:03,643 --> 01:16:07,953
I mean what is she just going
to bust out at the seams right
there in the middle of the isle?
1664
01:16:08,795 --> 01:16:12,183
I refuse to be upstaged...
1665
01:16:12,219 --> 01:16:15,285
by the world's biggest
toddler at my own wedding.
1666
01:16:15,484 --> 01:16:16,727
Oh!
1667
01:16:17,564 --> 01:16:20,979
Yes! Oh Bart. Baby. Yes!
1668
01:16:21,148 --> 01:16:21,879
Right there.
1669
01:16:22,075 --> 01:16:27,193
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh Bart.
1670
01:16:27,548 --> 01:16:29,784
The wedding is off!
1671
01:16:33,084 --> 01:16:35,735
I mean the ceremony is off.
1672
01:16:35,996 --> 01:16:39,291
The formalities, the
production, the protocol.
1673
01:16:39,964 --> 01:16:40,857
Fuck it.
1674
01:16:41,468 --> 01:16:42,516
Let's elope.
1675
01:16:43,068 --> 01:16:44,377
You killed Bridezilla?
1676
01:16:44,860 --> 01:16:45,721
I did.
1677
01:16:48,508 --> 01:16:51,355
I finally did step 3 Bart.
1678
01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,316
Thank you Higher Power.
1679
01:17:11,325 --> 01:17:13,746
So how many teenagers have
you saved from themselves?
1680
01:17:13,949 --> 01:17:16,054
I have a great rapport
with my students.
1681
01:17:16,285 --> 01:17:17,213
I bet you do.
1682
01:17:17,437 --> 01:17:19,608
And what's going on
with you young Luke?
1683
01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:22,907
Have you ever wanted to press
Control/Alt/Delete and start over?
1684
01:17:23,260 --> 01:17:25,649
Definitely. Steven slash Nico?
1685
01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:27,384
Hopeless case.
1686
01:17:27,805 --> 01:17:28,787
I'm sorry.
1687
01:17:29,405 --> 01:17:30,420
How are you?
1688
01:17:30,557 --> 01:17:31,637
Normal.
1689
01:17:32,605 --> 01:17:35,322
No, it's all good.
I had a nice time with Stephen.
1690
01:17:35,549 --> 01:17:38,451
And it's nice to know I'm capable of
having a relationship with someone.
1691
01:17:38,749 --> 01:17:40,604
It just has to be the right someone.
1692
01:17:40,829 --> 01:17:41,909
Or I could get a puppy.
1693
01:17:42,077 --> 01:17:43,506
So cute. What's his name?
1694
01:17:44,157 --> 01:17:44,953
Jasper.
1695
01:17:45,086 --> 01:17:47,573
Jasper. Such a pretty
name for such a pretty dog.
1696
01:17:47,645 --> 01:17:49,882
He's the best. Aren't you babe?
1697
01:17:51,325 --> 01:17:52,340
I'm glad you called.
1698
01:17:52,573 --> 01:17:53,751
I actually missed you.
1699
01:17:54,174 --> 01:17:56,595
Really? What did the community
have to say about that?
1700
01:17:56,798 --> 01:17:59,351
The community is
at peace with that.
1701
01:18:00,253 --> 01:18:01,431
I missed you too.
1702
01:18:04,445 --> 01:18:06,714
So what did you miss about
me you little guttersnipe?
1703
01:18:07,198 --> 01:18:10,613
I don't know Tinkerbell.
Your 'joie de vivre.'
1704
01:18:11,006 --> 01:18:12,567
I guess I am pretty
fun to be around.
1705
01:18:12,894 --> 01:18:14,039
And argue with.
1706
01:18:17,310 --> 01:18:19,317
What? Are we going to
go home and fuck now?
1707
01:18:20,030 --> 01:18:21,557
Let's just go for coffee.
1708
01:18:25,982 --> 01:18:27,389
Unless you wanna fuck
behind that tree over there.
1709
01:18:27,486 --> 01:18:29,722
Oh, I was just going to say, let's
go fuck behind that tree over there.
1710
01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:32,630
Or we could get a gang bang with
those guys. What do you think?
1711
01:18:32,831 --> 01:18:34,107
Ahhh...
1712
01:18:34,430 --> 01:18:36,569
You go ask them, I'm intimidated.
1713
01:18:38,239 --> 01:18:39,995
You're intimidated?
1714
01:18:41,790 --> 01:18:47,125
# Love in the twenty-first century #
1715
01:18:48,094 --> 01:18:53,015
# People can be what they wannna be #
1716
01:18:54,943 --> 01:18:57,819
# Anyway you want it (simple, exotic) #
1717
01:18:57,854 --> 01:19:00,831
# Anyway you want it (do as you please) #
1718
01:19:01,407 --> 01:19:05,662
# Love in the twenty-first century #
1719
01:19:07,067 --> 01:19:11,128
# Though we're living in a modern world #
1720
01:19:11,519 --> 01:19:13,177
# I still believe in (I still believe in) #
1721
01:19:13,471 --> 01:19:18,806
# Baby, maybe I'm a special
girl cause I'm looking for #
1722
01:19:19,291 --> 01:19:22,686
# A different kind of love #
1723
01:19:23,027 --> 01:19:28,183
# Not the ordinary one #
1724
01:19:29,407 --> 01:19:31,677
# I'm trying to find #
1725
01:19:32,159 --> 01:19:35,639
# A different kind of love #
1726
01:19:36,128 --> 01:19:41,878
# One that gives me what I want #
1727
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:44,127
# I'm dying to find #
1728
01:19:45,088 --> 01:19:48,983
# A different kind of love #
1729
01:19:49,178 --> 01:19:54,778
# One that gives me what I want #
1730
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,627
# I'm dying to find #
1731
01:19:57,888 --> 01:20:01,983
# A different kind of love #
1732
01:20:02,088 --> 01:20:04,683
# One that can save me #
1733
01:20:04,888 --> 01:20:07,883
# That feels so good (that feels so good) #
1734
01:20:08,088 --> 01:20:11,483
# Lasts forever just for me and you #
1735
01:20:12,788 --> 01:20:15,983
# A different kind of love #
1736
01:20:16,788 --> 01:20:21,783
# Not the ordinary one #
1737
01:20:22,788 --> 01:20:24,883
# I’m trying to find #
1738
01:20:25,688 --> 01:20:28,983
# A different kind of love #
1739
01:20:29,588 --> 01:20:35,083
# One that gives me what I want #
1740
01:20:35,688 --> 01:20:42,083
# I’m dying to find a different kind of love #
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