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All right.

I'm asking $50 for it. Of course, you know, I'll work on the price. Just a

utility watch. Not too much flare.

Stainless steel.

It works. Add a little tab that you pull off the dial. It'll start picking for

you.

Looks good.

Looks good, man. And like I said.

I'm sorry, guys. Do you mind? I'm kind of in a rush.

Just give me one moment, man. I'll be right with you. I'm going to close it.

Actually, you know what? Hey, Billy, are you real busy at the moment? Yeah. All

right. Lock that down. All right.

All right, man. I'm sorry.

Just give me one moment, please.

How much did you say it was again? I'm asking $50.

I'll work on the price for you guys.

You know.

How about, give me $20.

$20? Come on, man. That's less than half what I'm asking. Cash.

Cash. Listen.

Cash, cash, cash. She's over here tapping her foot. She's in a rush.

$20, you guys got cash?

Cash. I didn't know she became the deciding factor over here.

Listen to her.

All right, let's go step over by my register.

All right.

Gentlemen, have a great day. All right. Thank you guys. Come again.

Hello. I'm sorry about that. My name is Sean. Nice to meet you.

What do we got here?

I was wondering what I could get for this. For a laptop?

Yes. Mind if I take a look at it?

It's an old one, huh?

She's pretty dirty, too.

I'm talking about the laptop, of course.

All right, everything's fully functional on it. No viruses, nothing like that to

your knowledge.

All right, what are we looking to get out of it?

$500.

I'm sorry, $500?

Yeah. Oh, come on now. You didn't buy this brand new for $500.

I need to get a clean ticket to get back home today.

The laptop ain't getting you home, that's for sure. I can give you $50.

50 bucks is the most, that's the most I can do on a laptop like that,

unfortunately. I mean, it's beat up, it's old, its era has come and gone.

I see you have nice jewelry, you're wearing a nice watch and ring.

I can... Yeah, this is my wedding ring.

A wedding ring. So I assume you're still married? Yes.

Why don't you just have your husband wire you some money? It'll be, I mean,

money transfers in 10 minutes.

Oh, no way.

That's a no -no.

Damn,

you are in quite the situation, huh?

I'm trying. I'm brainstorming here.

I mean, the purse, it ain't going to get you $500, but it'll get you a little

bit closer than the $50 I've already offered you for the laptop.

I mean, the watch, you see the watch, it's...

At least you're not going to go home without your wedding ring if you do

to sell that.

Take a look at it.

Yeah, your husband.

Man, the rabbit hole goes deeper, I suppose, huh?

I mean, I know this brand. It's a nice watch. It's real.

It'll definitely get you closer. I just have to take a better look at it.

But not enough to make an accurate assessment of it, you know?

So, I mean, we can, if you don't mind, we can go in the back and on my

take a look at the market prices for this watch. And also we can look and see

airplane tickets.

You know what I mean? Maybe they're not $500.

I don't know.

But what we can do is start looking at market prices for this particular model.

And then from there, you know, take a look at some airplane prices.

You can hold that for now.

Thank you. All right.

My office is right in the back. You mind if I put this back in? I just don't

want to leave it out.

Pretty busy day, as you can see here.

All right.

Hey, Billy.

Yes, sir. Hey, if you don't mind, I'm going to run to the back, take a look at

her watch, run the market prices.

You got the Ford out here? Yes, I got it. All right. I'll be back shortly,

20 minutes. Thank you.

Thank you so much. No problem. Yeah, my office is right back this way.

If you don't mind, I'll take your luggage for you. Thank you.

After you.

Thanks.

We're gonna look up watch prices.

Yes.

Oh, damn.

That's even cheaper than what I was going to offer you. I'm glad we came in

look at this.

Yeah, wow.

I was even just going to offer you $200. Now I don't even know if I can do that.

Oh, my God.

Okay. All right. Well, what do you say we just look up flat prices and fees?

I mean, $500 is pretty expensive for a ticket. You know, maybe it's not that

much.

You're headed to Iowa, right?

Lincoln, Nebraska. Lincoln, Nebraska.

I don't know what's more obscure, Lincoln or Iowa.

Gotta get home today.

Leaving today? Yeah, gotta be today. Anytime, I assume.

Damn, $1 ,100.

Wow.

Considerably more than you were anticipating, huh?

Were you trying to fly standby?

Oh, my God.

That's insane.

So, right now, I'm at maybe $200 with your watch and your laptop.

Oh, my God.

We've got to cover another, basically, another $1 ,000.

I mean, I see a stone -studded ring on your finger right now. It's my wedding

ring.

Are the pearls real?

No, it's just something I wear for work.

They're not real.

My wedding ring. What am I supposed to tell him?

I mean, you were staying in a hotel, right?

Yeah.

The maid took it. You could tell him.

I never take it off.

That's up to you. I mean, we got to cover a thousand more dollars.

Maybe I could, I'm not going to, I'm really just spitballing here. Maybe I

ship it back to you or something.

Want me to look at it?

Yeah.

It's nice.

It's $9 ,000 nice.

I couldn't even sell it for $600, honestly.

Did you marry a young woman?

Yeah, we did.

I could do, I mean, the stones are pretty good quality, but the color is a

little off. I mean, I could do $300 on the ring.

That brings us to $500. Why don't we look for a date tomorrow?

Or the next day. No, no, no. I told him I was going to be home tonight.

Tonight. Not tomorrow.

Tonight.

If he looks at the tickets, he'll know. No, no, no. I can't do that. It's got to

be today.

There's got to be a way. It's got to be today.

What about a bus?

No. That'll take two days.

No. It's got to be today.

What about your purse?

It's not real.

It's not even real.

I mean, you were just at a conference.

If you have any type of equipment in your luggage or anything, I'm trying to

help you here.

I don't.

I don't.

We're at $500. We've got to come up with another $600.

There's nothing else you have that you can sell. No.

What about your friends that are in town? Do you have any friends that were

for the conference? No.

No, there ain't no people.

No.

So you don't have anything, huh?

No.

All right, well.

Think, think.

Come on.

I'm going to take care of your ticket.

What?

I'm going to take care of your ticket.

Alright? I'm going to take your watch and your laptop and keep your brain.

But I want you to do some favors for me.

What kind of favors? I broke up with my girlfriend a couple weeks ago.

You know, we should hook up.

What? I'm married.

I understand that, but you already said that... The past three days haven't been

accounted for because you were blacked out and all that. I mean, who the hell

knows what happened.

No, how can you say this to me?

Calm down, all right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is not happening to me. This is really, really not happening to me.

How can you do this to me?

I'm offering to pay $900 for a flight out of here today.

It leaves in two hours. You'll make it still.

weigh your options, but I'm just throwing that out there. I'll pay

you $900.

I'm going to keep your watch and your laptop, but...

Who knows what happened those past couple days. Maybe you cheated already.

I'm not trying to make you feel bad, but I'm just saying.

You're in a different state. It doesn't even really count.

God.

Trying to get home.

Trying to go home today, or...

Is that the only way?

I mean, that's the only way I'm going to give you $900 extra for, you know, $200

worth of... Is that the only way?

I mean, it's not that hard. In 20 minutes, I mean, I'll pull my dick out,

on it.

We'll have a little fun. You'll have fun, too. You never know. You might have

good time.

You're gonna like it trust me. I mean what I love my husband.

I know but you're gonna make $900 in like 20 minutes Why do you think about

Why don't you take off your jacket?

I mean, it's a little woman A

button

your shirt, too

Turn and face me.

No hands on them.

Watch your hands.

girls and big people like that.

Fuck yeah.

Locks up in that dick.

Oh yeah.

Mmm. Oh.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Don't want to miss another flight.

Quickest you ever made that kind of money, ain't it?

Mm -hmm.