Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:13,520
Jackpot! A caravan!
2
00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:23,580
Oh, hey, Eddo. What set off your cranky
meter?
3
00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,020
Laura, my former sister.
4
00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:28,000
Oh, what happened?
5
00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:31,140
Okay, check this out.
6
00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:35,770
I'm in the college lunchroom, and I'm
hanging with Greta and some of her
7
00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:37,990
friends. I mean, they fine, man. Okay.
8
00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:42,870
Well, all of a sudden, Laura walks by,
and she drops a fake spider in my mashed
9
00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:43,870
potatoes.
10
00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:47,890
Well, I see the spider, and I start to
scream it like an old lady.
11
00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,160
I'm just used to beautiful women
laughing at me.
12
00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:16,800
You want a pizza?
13
00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,540
Yes, sir. Remy, double trout?
14
00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,360
That'll be 15 bucks.
15
00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,520
All right.
16
00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,600
What,
17
00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:25,818
man, no tip?
18
00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:26,820
Oh, oh, oh.
19
00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,360
Here, take a caramel.
20
00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,160
I'm Rick Matthews.
21
00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,220
I went out with your sister a couple
times way back in junior high. Yeah,
22
00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:46,259
How's Laura doing?
23
00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:47,840
Oh, she's good. She's real good.
24
00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:51,660
Good, man. Well, uh, tell her hi for me.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up,
25
00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:52,660
man.
26
00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:56,660
You know, uh, Laura talks about you all
the time.
27
00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,200
That's it. I never heard of this brother
of mine.
28
00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,400
Are you serious?
29
00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:06,900
Oh, yeah, yeah, man. I mean, it's Rick
this and Rick that. Hey, if you ask me,
30
00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:10,320
I think she's still got a thang for you,
you know?
31
00:02:10,810 --> 00:02:12,070
Really? Mm -hmm.
32
00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:13,430
Why didn't she let me know?
33
00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:17,350
Well, you see, Rick, Laura is very, very
shy.
34
00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:21,470
You know, and if you plan to get
anywhere with her, I mean, you're going
35
00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:22,470
to be more forward.
36
00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:24,970
Is she seeing anybody right now? Oh,
yeah, Stefan.
37
00:02:25,550 --> 00:02:26,550
Shut up.
38
00:02:28,090 --> 00:02:29,270
She don't like him.
39
00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:35,510
I mean, it's been over for a long time
now, but the poor guy just cannot take
40
00:02:35,510 --> 00:02:36,510
our hands.
41
00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:44,460
Why don't you drop by maybe late Friday
night, and then you can do some hitting
42
00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:45,700
of your own, huh?
43
00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:47,060
You know, man.
44
00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:49,420
I think I will.
45
00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:52,800
Thanks, man. Hey, you got it, man. All
right. Right on.
46
00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:57,100
Hey,
47
00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:06,180
hey, hey, donuts, everybody.
48
00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,020
Enjoy. What's the occasion, Carl?
49
00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,120
No occasion.
50
00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,820
Can't a guy just bring donuts?
51
00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:25,480
Well, it's just you've been in the
precinct for 21 years and you never
52
00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,480
in donuts before.
53
00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:32,420
Well, I've been meaning to. I don't
suppose this has anything to do with
54
00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:33,700
captain's position they're looking to
fill.
55
00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,660
Nah, they'll probably give it to
Kellner.
56
00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:39,280
Kellner? I mean, nice guy, but he's
going nowhere with that eczema.
57
00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:43,980
Everybody in the precinct knows that you
are the most qualified.
58
00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:45,480
Good morning, all.
59
00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:46,900
Good morning, Commissioner.
60
00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:50,520
You got a minute? Oh, yes, sir. In here.
61
00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:57,500
Well, I wonder what the Commissioner
could want with me.
62
00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,900
important job for you. Thank you, sir. I
am honored.
63
00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,580
I will be the best captain I could
possibly be.
64
00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:18,279
Captain? Who said anything about
captain?
65
00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,220
You're not going to be the new captain.
66
00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,620
I'm not, sir. No, sir.
67
00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:24,940
Well, who is?
68
00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,040
My son.
69
00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,840
Your son? Yeah, Cliff. He's a lieutenant
over the 24th. I'm bumping him up. I
70
00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,800
want you to be his right -hand man and
show him the ropes.
71
00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,200
Here he is.
72
00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:34,300
Oh, hi, Dad.
73
00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:39,140
I want you to meet your new captain,
Cliff Geist. Cliff, this is Carl
74
00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,560
Oh, great to meet you. Oh, same here.
75
00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,720
Now, listen, you wonder how anything
works around here. Carl's your man.
76
00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:48,100
Look, I'm late for lunch with the mayor.
I got to run. Settle in, son.
77
00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:50,340
Well, thanks, Dad. Bye.
78
00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,560
Oh, uh... Oh, no.
79
00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,300
Well, it's you, Jimmy.
80
00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000
Okay.
81
00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:01,060
Thank you. Oh,
82
00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,440
boy, what a morning.
83
00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,300
heck of a time figuring out whether I
should have decaf or regular. Really?
84
00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:13,000
Why? Well, I was a nervous Nelly, so I
thought maybe decaf. But I didn't catch
85
00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,300
wink of sleep all night, so then I'm
figuring, okay, regular, huh? Get all
86
00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,440
pistons pumping.
87
00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:23,600
But then I thought, well, now I don't
want to be too pumped up the first day
88
00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,600
a new job.
89
00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:28,320
But then I thought, hey, maybe pumped up
is good.
90
00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,199
What'd you decide?
91
00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,200
I'll let you know.
92
00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,420
Guy's making his son the captain?
93
00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,360
Carl Winslow's a good cop.
94
00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,280
I've been loyal through and through.
95
00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,740
They just overlooked that.
96
00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:00,220
It hurts.
97
00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,080
You are shy.
98
00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:38,700
Long time no see.
99
00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,820
Uh -huh. Oh, you know Eddie.
100
00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:45,500
And this is... Stephon.
101
00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:47,900
Right.
102
00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:49,340
And I'm Laura.
103
00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,020
Well, of course, you already know that.
104
00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:54,940
What's going on here?
105
00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:58,480
Oh, uh... Rick's an old friend.
106
00:07:18,219 --> 00:07:19,219
Changing your life, baby.
107
00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:23,440
Oh, no, he didn't.
108
00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,640
Come on.
109
00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:29,680
Eddie told me that you wanted to drop
this guy.
110
00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:31,800
He did?
111
00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,400
You did?
112
00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:38,980
Why?
113
00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,620
Because he said that you still had a
thing for me, baby.
114
00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:46,520
Rick, it's obvious you got some
misinformation because, you see...
115
00:07:46,730 --> 00:07:50,370
Laura is my woman. So, basically, you
can leave.
116
00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:54,990
Man, you need to take the hit and learn
how to let go.
117
00:07:57,570 --> 00:08:01,430
Brother, if I let go, you're gonna be
the first to know. Okay, okay, okay,
118
00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:02,970
Wait a minute. Wait. Okay. All right.
119
00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,770
Uh, look.
120
00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:09,370
Uh, Rick, I never said that I wanted to
drop Stefan.
121
00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:14,110
Stefan, I did not say I still had a fang
for Rick.
122
00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:18,030
Why did you tell him that?
123
00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:24,510
It's just a little thing that I like to
call payback.
124
00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:29,170
Gotcha.
125
00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:32,929
Oh, you got me.
126
00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:35,250
And now I'm going to get you.
127
00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:44,030
So, uh, you want to step outside?
128
00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,390
It's just me and you.
129
00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:54,730
I'll mess up my clothes for that fool.
130
00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:06,070
Let me take you to funky town.
131
00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:27,930
of his nearest and dearest.
132
00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:29,470
Wow.
133
00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:32,270
That'll have a whole book for his
friends.
134
00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:33,790
I just have a post -it.
135
00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:37,630
Thanks, guys.
136
00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:40,090
Eddie is gonna be so surprised.
137
00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:43,170
Let me take you to Pocket Town.
138
00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:52,850
Girl, tell me that was not Eddie's
little black book.
139
00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:54,550
Oh, it sure was.
140
00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:58,720
Wait till he sees all his ex
-girlfriends at his birthday party.
141
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,960
Surprise!
142
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000
Hello, it's me.
143
00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:11,900
What?
144
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,280
Yeah, okay.
145
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,260
All right, give me a post.
146
00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,440
What do you got?
147
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:20,599
Hey, Cap.
148
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,600
Yeah, what do you got?
149
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,780
That was Stan Fisher, park supervisor.
150
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,600
He said a 15th Street gang is gathering
at Mission Park.
151
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,460
Gangs? Oh, wow.
152
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,220
We ought to do something.
153
00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,320
What do you recommend, sir?
154
00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:40,200
Oh, well, the captain's manual says that
I can call for extra patrol cars, or we
155
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,500
could put the precinct on riot alert, or
call in the gang task force.
156
00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:46,760
Maybe I should send in the gang task
force.
157
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,820
Let's, of course, you feel their
presence might incite a riot. Oh, right.
158
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,340
Let's not send them in.
159
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:56,750
Eight percent.
160
00:11:58,230 --> 00:11:59,230
Hey, hold on.
161
00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:01,590
Raptors are gathering on the other side
of the park.
162
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:06,210
Captain, the Raptors and the 15th Street
gang have been warring for the last ten
163
00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:07,210
years.
164
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,510
Well, let's hope for the best, or maybe
they won't spot each other.
165
00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:12,210
They just spotted each other.
166
00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:15,450
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
167
00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:19,330
Hey, Cap, both sides are armed, and
they're moving towards each other.
168
00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:23,930
Captain, something has got to be done,
and it's got to be done now. Okay, okay,
169
00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:25,050
okay, I can...
170
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,130
Send in some extra patrol cars.
171
00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:31,030
Now that I'd have to pull them off that
rock concert over at the United Center.
172
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:35,110
Then again, I've got a potential gang
war on my hands here.
173
00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:37,410
Use all the units we can get, Kim.
174
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,730
I can't let two gangs just go to war in
the middle of a park.
175
00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:46,270
What'll I do, Carl?
176
00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:48,930
You're the captain, sir.
177
00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:54,190
Yeah, I know, but... If I make the wrong
decision, innocent people could get
178
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,190
hurt.
179
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,040
Help me.
180
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:03,560
Okay, Captain.
181
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:08,500
If it were me, I would send in four
units. They should be low profile, and I
182
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,460
would keep the gang task force standing
by.
183
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,080
I'm going to call the Reverend Lawrence
Adams.
184
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,060
Calling a minister?
185
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,700
Yeah. He's right across from the park.
186
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:22,160
He knows both gang leaders pretty well,
and maybe he can talk to them to defuse
187
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,640
the situation before it explodes.
188
00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:25,140
Good idea.
189
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,240
Thank you.
190
00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:44,300
So, Brandy, how do you know the birthday
boy? I dated Eddie my junior year in
191
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,119
high school.
192
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,120
Well,
193
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,260
that can't be.
194
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,520
That whole year, he dated a girl named
Onesha.
195
00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:50,860
Who's Onesha?
196
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,120
You don't know Onesha.
197
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:07,920
be here.
198
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,450
Bye.
199
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,680
Sorry, I had no idea.
200
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,280
But what am I supposed to do, huh?
201
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,620
Well, if I were you, I would open your
presents very carefully.
202
00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,060
me like this.
203
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:03,200
Greta, I never meant to hurt you. I was
just trying to get back at Eddie.
204
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,100
Oh, well, you got back at him all right.
205
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,240
I'm sorry I ruined your birthday party.
206
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,360
Yeah, and I'm sorry I ruined your date
with Stefan.
207
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,320
I'll call both him and Rick in, and I'll
apologize.
208
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:19,020
Son, I am so proud of you.
209
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:23,540
Your quick thinking averted a major gang
riot, and that is what being a police
210
00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:24,540
captain is all about.
211
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,240
Oh.
212
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,200
Now, listen, I just got off the phone
with the mayor, and he's going to give
213
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,200
a special citation.
214
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,320
Oh, no, no, Dad, that's not really
necessary. Ah, come on, don't get humble
215
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,460
me. You made your old man proud.
216
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:41,680
Well, excuse me, I'm going to go do some
work here. No, no, no, Carl, Carl,
217
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,760
wait.
218
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,780
Look, Dad, I got something to tell you.
219
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,300
Carl is the real hero here.
220
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:49,340
What are you talking about?
221
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:52,600
Well, Carl jumped right into action. He
knew what to do.
222
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,660
You mean he helped you out? No, no, no,
he bailed me out.
223
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,840
Dad, I couldn't decide what to do.
224
00:19:58,420 --> 00:19:59,420
Tell him, Carl.
225
00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:02,390
Well, it was a sticky situation. I froze
like a popsicle.
226
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:07,610
Gee, Cliff, you've only been at it a
couple of days. No, no, listen to me,
227
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,530
I liked working evidence lockup at the
24th.
228
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:12,890
I was very good at it.
229
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:14,710
I'm not very good at being captain.
230
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:18,610
I'm a good cop, but I'm not the kind of
cop you are.
231
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,850
Well, son, it seems you've made a
decision.
232
00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,490
What do you think about all this,
Winslow?
233
00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:26,810
Or should I say Captain Winslow?
234
00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:44,030
Eddie,
235
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:49,610
if you truly love me, you will shred
your little black book.
236
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:54,510
Baby, you know I love you, but it's just
that there's so many memories in here
237
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,930
that I just... Memories?
238
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:57,590
Memories you want to forget, right?
239
00:20:57,810 --> 00:20:58,810
Yes, dear.
17934
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof