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Well, that reminds me.
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Bye now.
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conditions this day and age to read any
good news on the newspaper page and love
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and tradition of the grand design some
people say it's even harder to find
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well then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle
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walls because all i see is a tower of
dreams
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You left before I could finish singing.
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Oh, did I?
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Listen, I'd offer you some hot
chocolate, but you're not going to stay
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long.
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Oh. Well, I'd say thank you, but there's
no reason to.
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Bye. Well, what are we?
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Aren't you at all curious why I'm
dressed to the nines and singing to you
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dulcet tones?
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Dulcet tones?
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Our Dustbuster sings better than you.
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Relationship doesn't need a milestone.
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It needs a tombstone.
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Never give up bubbling brown sugar.
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In fact, I'm going to do something so
romantic, so gallant, and so fabulously
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grandiose that your heart will melt and
you will be mine forever.
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you would have said.
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And this is my daughter, Gwendolyn. Why,
hello, Gwendolyn. I'm Harriet Winslow,
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and this is my nephew, Richie.
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Welcome to the hood.
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Thanks.
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I think I'm gonna like it here.
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Listen, Gloria, let's go have some
coffee, and then I'll give you the
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your new neighbors.
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You're not gonna gossip, are you?
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I sure am. Oh, good.
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Play nice, kids.
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report card today.
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Oh? Oh, Carl, her grades are just a
little less than perfect.
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So when you look at her report card, try
to show some compassion.
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Well, of course, Mother.
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Okay, Judy, let's have it. Here you go.
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Would you look at these grades? These
grades are terrible.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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That's one of your old report cards.
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Here is Judy's
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report card.
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Oh. Beef and seas.
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Not bad.
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Thanks, Grandma.
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You're welcome, sugar.
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Gwendolyn's here to see you.
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time to move.
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Oh, greetings, hombres.
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Steve, why are you pulling a crazy stunt
like this?
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Carl, unfortunately, my legendary love
for your daughter is...
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Therefore,
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I shall remain here upon your roof until
Laura Winslow sees the folly of her
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ways. But, Steve, this time of year, the
nights up here are very cold and very
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windy.
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I've got my love to keep me warm.
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Uh, Dad, can I have a word with you down
by the gutter?
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What is it, son?
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Why aren't you kicking Steve off of
here? Simple.
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As long as he's on our house, he can't
be in our house.
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Will you go out with me? No.
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Then here I stay.
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Look, you're wasting your time. I will
never go out with you. Oh, yes, you
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No, I won't.
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Steve, this is crazy.
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Laura, I don't care.
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Men swim oceans, climb mountains, and
trudge across deserts for their women.
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The least I can do is sit on top of a
middle -class tract house.
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Look, the radio says we're in for a cold
snap.
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even snow well let mama nature take her
best shot you want to know why because
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i'm a man a manly man a manly airco man
fine
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steve it'll be just you and the pigeons
pigeons who do they bite
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and work in the night shift is working
in a snowstorm.
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Laura, aren't you worried about Uncle
Steve?
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He's not your uncle, and he can climb
down anytime.
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You ordered Chinese?
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Up on the roof.
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Good night, kids.
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Keep a secret?
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Sure. Swear like a bear?
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Two times square.
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Don't tell me.
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Well, yesterday I was over at
Gwendolyn's house playing Legos. So what
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Well, Gwendolyn asked me if I wanted to
go with her and see Snoopy on ice.
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I said sure.
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Well, that's nice.
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Yeah, but then I noticed Gwendolyn was
giving me this real goofy look.
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What look?
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something crazy.
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Something weird.
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Something disgusting.
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What? She kissed me.
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Whoa, well, what did you do?
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I called her a duty hit, and then I ran
home and scrubbed my face until my skin
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got red.
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Oh, well, Richie, it sounds like
Gwendolyn wants you to be her boyfriend.
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I call Gwendolyn a duty head.
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You call Uncle Steve names?
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Well, that's different. How come?
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Never mind.
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Look, Gwendolyn really cares about you.
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And even though you don't feel the same
way about her, it's not right to hurt
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her feelings.
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Oh, gee.
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This boy and girl's...
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I think you should call Gwendolyn and
tell her you're sorry for calling her a
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duty head.
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I guess you're right.
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Tell her you'd be happy to see Snoopy on
ice with her, but just as a friend.
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Hey, that's good.
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Thanks, Laura. You sure are a good
straightener -outer.
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Anytime, Richie.
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I think it's time I start following my
own advice.
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Me?
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Brought you a blanket.
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Oh, my little Florence Nightingale. Be
careful. This roof is slipperier than a
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used car, salesman.
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Oh, thank you, darling.
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Sorry for you, Steve.
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Don't blow it. Right.
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Listen, have you heard any weather
reports?
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Yeah, these snow floors are supposed to
stop by dawn. Oh, good.
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Just before the blizzard hits.
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Not good.
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Look, I've been thinking about what
you're doing here, and I must admit that
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is kind of romantic.
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In a bizarre, twisted, obnoxious sort of
way.
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You love me, don't you?
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No, my feelings for you haven't changed.
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And they never will.
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Ow.
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What? Bite.
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Oh, praise God, there's a bite.
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But if you can convince me that you
truly understand my feelings...
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Just maybe we could go out on a date.
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As a friend.
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Oh, Laura, my lady, my love.
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Your friend. Right, my friend.
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Do you suppose we could commemorate this
occasion
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with a hug?
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Well, I guess somebody will see.
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Steve, let go.
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I'm sorry. I'm just being friendly.
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I'm so excited. You and me on a date.
Now, Steve.
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This will be my chance to impress you.
I'll knock your socks off.
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With what?
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With my charm.
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Right there I went.
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My.
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San Juan.
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See?
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Well, Steve, a deal is a deal.
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I promised you that we would have a
date, and here we are. Not just a date.
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dinner date.
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Open up the hanger.
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Here comes the jello plane.
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This is the best.
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Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette
production in association with Lorimar
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Television and is distributed by Warner
Brothers Domestic Television
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Distribution.
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