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Eddie, snap to it. I want this place
spotless by the time your father gets
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from the airport with your cousin. Mom,
Clarence is a teenager like me. We're
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comfortable with clutter.
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I know. I've seen your room.
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You know, it's been too long since
Clarence visited us.
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He's the best.
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He was one cute child.
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Like me?
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She said cute, not goofy looking.
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Ah, you're just jealous because your
cute days are over.
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Well, Clarence is probably a big magnet
like moi.
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When it came to books, God smiled on the
men in this family.
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God wasn't smiling. He just had gas.
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Clarence was a little angel. I wonder
what he's like now.
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Hi, everybody.
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Joe,
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check out the Partridge family.
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What's for dinner? Milk and cookies.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. Love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic glue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real love bursting out of everything.
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As days go by, we're going to feel our
happiness.
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But we'll smother the blues with
tenderness Baby, go back
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There's room for you, room for me For
gentle hearts and opportunity
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Baby, go back It's the bigger love
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of the family
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Uh, Clarence, I'd like you to meet your
cousins, Judy and Ritchie.
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Hi. Hi, Clarence. And you know my
mother, Estelle.
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Hello, Clarence. And you remember Laura,
Rachel, and Eddie.
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Hi.
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Yo, by the way, nobody calls me
Clarence.
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It's EZC.
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Yo, EZC, what's up? Yo, Shki Bro Shki.
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Uh,
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hey, Clarence. I mean, EZC.
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How was your flight -ski bright -ski?
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Stupid.
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Excuse me?
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Stupid means good.
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Oh, yeah.
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So how's the weather back in Detroit?
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Ill. What's the matter? You're not
feeling well?
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Hurry, huh?
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Ill means lousy.
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Well,
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you certainly have turned out to be a
handsome young man.
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Word.
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He says you're telling the truth.
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You guys ought to get out, though.
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Hey, yo, Ethan, you're a crash in my
room.
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A, B, C, X, Y, Z.
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Clarence sure has changed.
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Yes, and not for the better.
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At the airport, he picked up six
suitcases.
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So? So only two were his.
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Well, Clarence's mom is having a tough
time.
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Helen says that she thinks he's
following her with the wrong crowd and
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like some time away will do him some
good.
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Clarence is young.
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Let's try to be patient.
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Yeah, wordski broski and law.
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Don't ill, take a chill pill.
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I have no idea what she's talking about.
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What's that noise?
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Sounds like bees, man.
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Red alert!
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Your killer bee experience has run amok.
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You know, we might want to close that
window.
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Hey, Steve.
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This is my cousin, Easy C.
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Oh, I'm Steve Urkel. Yo, Ski Broski.
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Oh. holiday duty.
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Put her there.
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Joe, you a serious little nerd.
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No, I am a serious little nerd.
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You see, I use verbs. Verbs are our
friends. They help move along our
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Yo, E -Man.
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Chicago got any women? Oh, yeah. I know
all the babes. They can't keep their
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hands off me.
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That's true.
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That old man slapped more times than a
piñata.
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You got any wheels?
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Oh, I got a boss three -speed with a
banana seat and a sissy bar.
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Hey, it's no problem, Easy. I can always
borrow my dad's car.
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Ted Hoopty, he drove me back from the
airport in.
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Oh, well, that's all we have.
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All right, get it for tomorrow night.
We'll cruise for hotties.
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What?
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Hotties?
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Hotties and a hoopty?
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Five golden rings.
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Four calling birds. Three French hens.
Two turtle doves. And a hottie and a
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hoopty.
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Yo, I gotta go check out the hood.
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Hey, I'll go with you. Man, I don't need
no chaperone.
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Oh, shoot.
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I'm down to my last smoke.
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Yo, E -man, you think you could spot me
at 20?
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Oh, man, I only have 10. That's cool.
You can owe me the rest.
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Maybe see ya.
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Peace in the Middle East.
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Rain in Spain.
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Is he cool or what?
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Oh, sure, absolutely not.
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Mother Winslow, thank you so much for
babysitting for us again tonight.
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Oh, you're welcome. Glad to do it.
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You know you have the patience of a
saint. You've been sitting there for
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helping the kids put that puzzle
together.
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It has nothing to do with patience.
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There was gum on the chair. I'm stuck.
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So, what are you guys going to see at
the dinner theater?
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Bye -bye, Bertie.
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More like hello, rubber chicken.
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Wipe off that full of doubt look Slap on
the happy grin Spread
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sunshine all over the place Just put on
a happy
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face Now
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I've got a happy face.
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I'm living in a cultural vacuum.
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Yo, check it out.
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Ooh, looking good, fellas. What are you
up to tonight?
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We gonna cruise the hood shot, check out
the hottie shot, drop the beat shot,
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you know. Hey, we going to a theater,
bang, gonna get some chow, boo, and then
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we gonna dig some vibes, kablooey.
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Rachel, come over here and sit in my
chair.
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Oh, Dad, can Clarence and I borrow the
car tonight?
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No can do, son.
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Your aunt and your mother are dragging
me to the theater.
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Besides, didn't I tell you last night
that you couldn't use the car?
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Yeah, but we really need it. We're going
cruising for chicks.
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Oh, cruising for chicks, huh?
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Yeah.
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Forget it.
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But then how else are we supposed to
pick up babes? Do what your father used
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do. Take the bus and beg.
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Hey, it works.
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Yo, this is whack. Your pops won't even
let us use his Gremlin.
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Yo, but who needs his hoopty anyway?
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You have an old car, you get an old
woman.
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Well, a buggy of mine has a pickup
truck, and maybe he'll let us ride in
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back.
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Wow, maybe we can get some cows and
chickens, too.
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Sorry. Word, I got to do everything
around here. Yo, I'll get us a ride. And
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E -man, if you're gonna hang with me,
you better get with the program.
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He took off on his own.
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Oh, good. Hey, Lex, you and me go to the
observatory. It's BYOB night. Bring
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your own binoculars.
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Yo, E -Man.
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Ready to roll?
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You got a car?
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Did I get a car?
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Yo, check it out.
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Hey. Hey, what's he talking about?
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Where's he going? Huh?
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It's gorgeous.
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Yeah, and it's fully loaded.
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Surprise!
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And he brought Hooters.
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That's hottie, Steve.
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Ah.
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Man, it's unreal.
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Joe, this ride is hype.
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We'll be cruising in style.
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Man, where'd you get the girls? At a bus
stop.
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We're taking them home.
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Eventually.
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Hi, I'm E -Man.
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I'm Anisha.
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And I'm Halana.
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And I'm appalled.
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Yo, chill out.
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They're sensitive.
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Easy, where did you get this car from,
and don't you tell me Detroit.
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I use the world -famous Easy C -Valet
parking scans.
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Put on a red jacket and a tie, stand in
front of a fancy restaurant, and bam!
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You've got yourself a serious ride.
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And bam!
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You've got yourself ten years in the
slammer.
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You stole this car? Not stole.
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Borrowed. Look, the dude goes in to eat,
we joyride for two hours. When the dude
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comes out the restaurant, we have it
parked at the curb.
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To top it off, he gives us a $2 tip.
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I don't know, man.
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Don't do it at all. Listen to that
little voice echoing inside of you. It's
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wrong, wrong, wrong. It's wrong, wrong,
wrong.
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Yo, home nerd.
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Chill.
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Look at those girls, Steve.
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They're real pretty.
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And I'm so lonely.
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What's it gonna be, E -man?
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I'm getting in the car. Oh, no.
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What in the same hell are you doing?
You're coming with us. That way you
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squeeze. Oh, I'm not going anywhere with
you. I mean it. You brought me in. I'm
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paying me to cover the consequences.
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Let the record show that I am being
forcibly abducted and you hotties are
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witnesses.
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is a ride to damnation!
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Steve, will you relax?
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Clarence has everything under control.
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Besides, it's just a little joyride.
What could go wrong?
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Don't get yourself all worked up. We
haven't heard any side of the story.
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She's got a point, Dad.
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Any side?
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Harry and he stole a car. He has no
side.
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He's got a point, Mom.
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All right, inside, you two.
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Come on.
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Keep it moving, Mr. Backwards Hat.
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Winslow.
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Ma 'am.
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Little ma 'am.
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Hello, Lieutenant.
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Thank you for bringing them home.
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Sure, sure. I dropped the nerd off next
door at the, uh, nerd house.
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His parents were very upset.
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Why? Because he was in jail?
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No, because I brought him back. Ah.
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Listen, I had a little chat with the
owner of the stolen vehicle.
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He's willing to drop the charges.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Thank you, Lieutenant.
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I owe you one. Yeah.
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And it's a really big one, too.
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Good night, Sergeant.
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Ma 'am?
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Little ma 'am?
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Punk?
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All right.
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Easy, see?
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Let me... I'll talk to Clarence. You
talk to Eddie. If you're gonna kill
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somebody, it should be a close relative.
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Bed. That's right.
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So what do you have to say for yourself?
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I'm surprised.
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After all you've done, you ought to have
a whole lot to say.
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You know what really bothers me,
Clarence?
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You took Eddie and Steve with you.
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Now, if you want to mess up your life,
then that's your problem.
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But when you mess with me and mine,
you're in big trouble.
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Swagger in here with your cigarettes and
your arrogant attitude.
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And you think you're so cool.
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Well, let me tell you something.
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You're not cool, Clarence.
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Cool is respecting yourself and the
people that care about you.
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Cool is knowing the difference between
right and wrong.
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And when you make a mistake, having the
courage to admit to it.
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That's what cool is, Clarence.
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Are you sorry about any of this?
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Yeah. I'm sorry I got caught.
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I've given you every opportunity.
253
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Get upstairs and pack your bags. You're
going home.
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What?
255
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You bluffing. No, I'm not. Get upstairs
and get your stuff, Clarence.
256
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I'll call your mother and tell her
you're on the way.
257
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Father, I'll need you, cousin.
258
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:32,120
Edward, I can't... Of all the stupid...
I just can't... Go ahead, Dad.
259
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,580
I deserve it.
260
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:36,500
Yes, you do. Now, first of all... I
can't believe what I did.
261
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,880
It was like, who is that person?
262
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:43,160
I actually let Clarence convince me that
we were only borrowing that car.
263
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:45,020
Well, it wasn't borrowing. It was
stealing.
264
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:46,360
Uh -huh.
265
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,280
Dad, I thought Clarence was so cool.
266
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,840
Yeah, well... But he's not cool.
267
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,020
I mean, nobody looks cool in handcuffs.
268
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:54,780
You're right.
269
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:57,350
Now, Edward, if you just let me... I'm
so disappointed in myself.
270
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:02,450
I let myself down.
271
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:07,150
But worst of all, I let you down.
272
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,410
Well, that's right.
273
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:16,870
Thanks for the lecture, Dad.
274
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:20,930
I really learned my lesson.
275
00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:23,430
Well, I'm sorry I had to be so rough on
you.
276
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:27,640
I deserved it.
277
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,140
Hold it.
278
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,760
We're not through yet.
279
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,059
There's more?
280
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,060
Oh, much more.
281
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,440
Uh -oh.
282
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,640
You got to ground me?
283
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,120
No, no.
284
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:42,740
You'll be going out a lot.
285
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:44,539
I will?
286
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,280
Oh, that's right, Mr. Loves to Drive.
287
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:51,620
You're going to be volunteering your
services every Saturday for the next
288
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,760
year for the Meals on Wheels program.
289
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,040
Every Saturday?
290
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:58,910
Rain or shine, starting bright and
early, 6 a .m. tomorrow morning.
291
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,030
But that's only five hours from now.
292
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,450
Well, you better get some rest then.
293
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,349
Hi, honey.
294
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,050
Hi. How'd it go with Clarence?
295
00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:14,270
It didn't.
296
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,350
Curly was like talking to a brick wall.
297
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,070
We're gonna have to send him home.
298
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,160
How could Eddie do something like that?
299
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,840
Well, honey, he was up against some
powerful temptation.
300
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,340
Fancy cars and pretty girls.
301
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,960
He wanted to look cool.
302
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,880
Those things are hard to resist.
303
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:39,380
You're right.
304
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,180
I think he knows what he did was wrong.
305
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,740
And he's genuinely sorry that he did it.
306
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:52,460
And that's something to be grateful for.
307
00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:55,510
I guess we did a few things right.
308
00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:00,150
Sweetheart, Edward is a good kid.
309
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:02,050
We did a lot of things right.
310
00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:12,310
Oh, my little wall -biting buttercup.
311
00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,310
Who do you want to see?
312
00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:17,290
Oh, I'm so ashamed.
313
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,370
I've been in jail.
314
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:21,670
I'm an ex -con.
315
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:24,970
Get a grip, Steve.
316
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,490
I can't. Do you know how long it's been
since I've seen a woman?
317
00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:30,530
About an hour.
318
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,510
Oh, kiss me, Laura. Remind me I'm a man.
319
00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:36,010
I've got a better idea.
320
00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:38,370
Why don't I remind you where the door
is?
321
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:41,570
Oh, it's so good to be back.
322
00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:44,450
Oh, let me tell you, Laura.
323
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:47,070
I have been scared straight.
324
00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:51,950
I met a man in jail who had a tattoo of
a battleship.
325
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:54,800
So, it was on.
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