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Noise?
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This happens to be 60s music. The
greatest dance music of all time.
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We had the pony.
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We had the mashed potatoes.
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And the granddaddy of them all, the
twist.
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That was invented by that guy, Chubby
Domino.
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Chubby Checker.
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Watch, I'll show you. It's all in the
hip.
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See, it's like drying yourself with a
towel.
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Come on. Come on. Just do everything
that I do.
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This is fun.
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Now watch this tricky move.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
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gonna believe what happened today.
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I still don't believe it. It is just
unbelievable.
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Well, tell us and we won't believe it
either.
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Bert is gone.
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The best partner I ever had just up and
quit the force.
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Why? He wanted to pursue his dream.
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He's opening up a donut shop?
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No. He moved to Hollywood to write that
screenplay he always talked about.
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Sounds like Bert.
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Hey. I'm happy for him.
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But meanwhile, while he's out in sunny
California breaking into show business,
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I'm stuck here breaking into a new
partner.
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Well, Carl, I'm sure you'll like your
new partner once you get to know him.
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Well, that's the problem.
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It's not a him, it's a her.
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Oh, that's terrific.
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A policewoman?
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Just like Mom was.
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That's cool, Dad.
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Well, it sounds great in theory, but
when I'm out there with my life on the
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line, I want a man to back me up, not
some woman I feel I'd have to protect.
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Yeah.
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thing you know they'll want to play
football what
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makes you think a woman cop can't
protect herself
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or you well they're a lot smaller for
one thing
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Chauvinist? I thought we were Baptists.
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Rachel, can you get me the furniture
polish, please? Sure, just as soon as I
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finish this chapter.
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Love's Burning Fury.
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Rachel, not another trashy romance
novel.
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Honey, when you ain't got it, you read
about it.
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Can I borrow it when you're through?
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Good evening, ladies.
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How you doing? Hi, baby.
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How's your new partner?
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Not bad, not bad at all.
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Our first call is on a liquor store
holdup.
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Vanessa tackles the guy and holds him
down while I cuff him.
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So women cops are okay, huh?
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Well, I have to admit, I think she's
gonna work out just fine.
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Honey, where's my bowling shirt?
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Oh, it's hanging in the laundry room.
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Not only is Vanessa a good cop, but
she's a weightlifter, and she bowls.
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Just like one of the guys.
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Oh, yeah, and she's taking first place
on the bowling team. She'll be here to
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pick me up in a few minutes.
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Boy, Carstew has changed his mind about
Vanessa.
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Yeah, she sounds like RoboCop.
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I'm Vanessa Greer, Carl's new partner.
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This is the Winslow house, isn't it?
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Yes, yes.
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Come on in.
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I'm Harriet. Oh, of course. Happy to
meet you. Yeah, Carl talked about you
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day. Oh, this is my sister Rachel and
Carl's mother.
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Wow.
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Vanessa, right on time. I love a prompt
partner.
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Did you meet everybody?
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Oh, yeah, we met.
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Well, let's go.
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Yeah.
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Gorgeous. Plenty of upper body strength.
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time to clean up.
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But I'm trying to cut down. I just have
a little coffee. No cream, no sugar.
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What you all spiffed up for?
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Nothing, Mama. Just a routine stakeout.
Sitting in a car for 12 hours drinking
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cold coffee.
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When you used to go on stakeouts with
Bert, you always wore your Gumby T
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and old blue jeans.
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Well, Vanessa has made me realize that a
police officer should always look his
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or her best.
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Well, I'm sure Vanessa always looked...
Her or his best.
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Yeah, and she's such good company, too.
We have so much in common.
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Like what?
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Well, we're both into physical fitness.
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Do the other cops like her, too? Oh,
they love her. She's a great asset to
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force. Oh, we noticed her assets the
minute she walked in.
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Now, Rachel, that was a sexist remark.
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Now, just because a woman happens to be
good -looking...
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does not mean that she can't be an
outstanding police officer.
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So, you notice she's good -looking.
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But, Mama, I'm a police officer.
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We're trained to notice everything.
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Quit it, you two.
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I'm happy that Carl has such a good
working relationship with his partner.
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Oh, thank you, honey.
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Vanessa and I are just two cops doing
our job. When I look at her, all I see
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a uniform.
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The way I feel about Vanessa is strictly
professional.
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Do these pinstripes make me look
thinner?
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Yeah, I can hardly see you.
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that gorgeous younger woman.
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No reason for you to worry.
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I'm not worried. Of course not. Why
should you be?
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I mean, for any normal man, this would
be an incredible temptation.
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Fortunately, we're talking about Carl.
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Thank goodness there were no cops like
Vanessa when my Sam was on the force.
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Mother Winslow, I trust Carl.
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Sure you do, sugar.
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I trusted my Sam. He was a good man.
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Carl's a good man.
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But we don't know anything about
Vanessa.
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She may be a sex -crazed vixen.
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He said he's staring at the TV. It's
off.
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I turned it off for his own good.
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He was watching another Paula Abdu
video.
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Yeah, that girl can really move.
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I remember when I could move like her.
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Now I just read.
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has such exotic tastes.
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She doesn't. That's mine.
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So, Carl not home yet?
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He's still on that steak app.
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Out all night, five nights in a row?
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Four nights and he's working.
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Of course he is.
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Don't worry about a thing.
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I'm not worried.
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Carl doesn't need to go out looking for
love. He gets plenty at home.
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We all know how much Carl loves you.
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But putting any man next to Vanessa is
like putting a kid in a candy shop.
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And we know how much Carl loves candy.
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Okay, that's it.
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Enough is enough. I trust Carl. He's out
working, not out with some bimbo in a
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sleazy motel.
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Looks like a key.
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Looks like a motel key.
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Room three.
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Louie's love grotto.
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Uh -huh.
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Louie's love grotto?
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There's got to be some reasonable
explanation for Carl having this kid.
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there is.
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Maybe they're not his parents.
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There's a Twinkie in the pocket.
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Oh, Harriet, they're supposed to be
staked out in a car, not a motel.
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A car, a motel, what's the difference?
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A vibrating bed.
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Look, Carl's a good husband.
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He's never given me any reason to doubt
him.
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And even if he is at Louie's Love Grotto
with Vanessa, I'm sure there's nothing
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going on.
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Ask about our hourly rates.
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I'm going down there to prove it.
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Jen. What?
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Not again.
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Well, maybe Jen isn't your game. How
about a little go fish?
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Great.
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Carl, I want you to know something.
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I wasn't thrilled with the idea of
having a male partner.
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Because I'm always getting hassled or
hit on.
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But with you, I feel comfortable.
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Phil says your microphone keeps cutting
in and out.
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Phil, can you hear me?
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Phil, are you in there?
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Must have come loose.
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Here, better take a look.
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Let's go over the plan.
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We get the diamonds, I check them out,
and then I give the signal.
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They look real to me.
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Okay,
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Phil. Just make sure when you hear the
signal, you come in here fast.
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Okay. Phil says we're coming in loud and
clear.
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Okay, see you.
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Do me a favor.
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Loop this through so I'll stay clear.
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Oh, sure.
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I've given you all my love and trust,
and this is how you repay me? By
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off to Louie's Love Grotto with this...
this cheap floozy?
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Cheap floozy?
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Who you calling cheap?
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Wait a minute.
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Harriet, we are on stakeout just like I
told you.
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Oh, I guess you just forgot to mention
the motel part.
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Well, we were on stakeout. That was
phase one. This is phase two.
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What's phase three?
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I think that's the part we came in on.
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got stuck fixing Vanessa's microphone.
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She is wired to tape the buy.
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Look.
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Here's the money we're going to use to
buy the stolen jewelry.
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Some very bad guys are going to be here
in any minute.
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Oops.
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Boy, Harriet, when you are wrong, you
are really wrong.
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I don't care whose fault it is. You two
are in danger, and I want you out of
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here now.
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Stay here.
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Get in the bathroom and don't make a...
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lost your mind.
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Harry's on her way down here now.
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When I think of that poor trusting woman
and your three innocent children.
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Oh, are your kids coming too?
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Homewrecker!
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Mother Winslow!
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Rick! Rachel!
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You should see the size of that hot tub.
You could fit a whole football team in
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there.
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Ooh.
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Carl Winslow, you go straight home.
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You are grounded.
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the rest of your life.
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Mama, Vanessa and I are in the middle of
a stay.
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Now, would you all please just leave
right now? I want you out of here right
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now. And, uh, don't, don't, don't, and
don't come back until you bring me all
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the money you owe me. I don't care how
you get it.
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Nobody's going anywhere.
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Uh, hey, baby.
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It's Jake in high top.
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Right on time.
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Hey, big man.
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Nice suit.
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Pinstripes make you look thinner.
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Honey, I'm his mama. That's cool, baby.
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Who is this?
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You are a fine -looking lady.
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I work out.
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Me, too.
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Well, my girls were just leaving.
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Nobody's leaving.
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Or we could just...
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You got the cash, we got the stash.
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Wow, what did you guys do? Rob a jewelry
store? Rachel, get over here.
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Ooh, this is fresh.
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There's some beautiful merchandise.
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Yeah.
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Where'd you get them?
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Lakeshore Drive, baby.
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Nothing but the best.
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So we got a deal?
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Oh, yeah.
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to me.
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The one that Mama flipped is claiming
police brutality.
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Carl, listen. I can't tell you how sorry
I am.
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I mean, I feel terrible that I doubted
you.
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Well, to tell you the truth, I'm kind of
flattered.
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I mean, for you to be jealous after all
these years kind of does something good
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to the old ego.
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Oh, I really am sorry.
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I mean, I was fine until I saw the key.
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And then I lost it.
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Harriet, don't you know that you are the
only woman in the world for me?
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I love you. I love you, too.
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I just wish there was something I could
do to make it up to you.
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Ah, well, there's always Louie's Love
Grotto.
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We have to ruin till tomorrow noon.
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I'll race you to the hot tub.
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