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Just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some, one man

is born, he's a man of need, then along come two, they got nothing but their

genes, but they got different strokes to take, different strokes to take,

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It takes a different stroke to move the world. Yes, it does. It takes a

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Wow, that was very, very interesting, wasn't it, class?

Yeah. Yes.

Yes, Miss Gann, I think the National Wheelchair Games are wonderful.

It really touched my heart. And I, Lisa Hayes, I'm inspired to devote my life to

spreading goodwill to all mankind.

And by the way, Arnold Jackson has his shoes off.

Arnold, please put your shoes on.

Oh, I'd strangle that Lisa, but they'd get me for cruelty to dumb animals.

Well, Kathy?

After seeing this, I'm sure the class would love to help raise some money for

the wheelchair game.

Thank you, Miss Candy.

I'm not going out for the game with myself because I don't want to show off

those turkeys.

But we can all pitch in on the raffle. And to tell you more about it, here's my

treasurer, Arnold Jetson, a guy with a lot of dollars, but not much sense.

Now,

we're going to throw a party for the guy and the girl who sold the most tickets.

and they will be crowned king and queen and will go together as saints.

And they will get their picture in the New York Tribune.

Just think, it could be another celebrity couple, like Nancy and Ronnie,

Princess Diane Charles, John Collins, and everybody.

Thanks, Arnold. And as for the party, it should be a real blast.

That is, if we can find a place to hold it.

If I were a treasure like Arnold is and I lived in a big penthouse, I'd be more

than honored to have the party at my place.

Okay, Arnold. Party's at your place.

Oh, yeah, right. I was going to suggest that.

That's dismissed.

We'll talk more about the raffle tomorrow.

Boy, I hope Dad and Maggie don't mind.

Well, it's for a good cause.

smooth talker. Why, you could talk Linus into giving up his security blanket.

Okay. You're a pretty smooth talker yourself, quick lips.

I bet the two of us are going to sell more tickets than anybody.

That'll be great.

Hey, we could go to the States to the party.

Yeah, and get our picture in the paper.

Oh, boy, I can hardly wait to see that caption.

Kathy and Arnold, the wheeler and the dealer.

Hi, Sam.

Will it bother you if I sit here and wait for Arnold to come home? No, not at

all. I like to meet him when he walks through the door. It makes him feel

wounded.

Don't overdo it. I mean, I wouldn't bring the newspaper in your mouth.

Look,

then, a certain member of this family has a filthy closet.

Torn baseball cards, hot pickle sticks, bubble gum wrappers. Sorry, Maggie. I'll

try to keep my closet neater.

I asked Arnold to clean out his closet three weeks ago, and he still hasn't

it. And this is only part of the junk.

I'll have a word with him, Pearl.

What?

I could clean his closet for him.

Oh, I wouldn't do that, Sam. If you go into that closet, you may never be heard

from again.

Welcome home, Arnold!

Thanks, Sam.

Hi, Arnold.

Hi, Dad.

Look what I got for you, Sam. A clothes brush.

Gee, thanks, Arnold.

Yeah. I hated seeing you picking the lint off my sweaters with your fingers.

Arnold, you're all heart.

By the way, Pearl said that she's been asking you for three weeks to clean out

your closet and you haven't done it.

I want you to get rid of that junk.

What junk?

Torn baseball cards, broken popsicle sticks, gum wrappers.

When are you going to get to the junk?

Arnold knows what I mean.

I almost forgot.

You know we're having that big party for the wheelchair games, and I know how

important it is, and it's a good cause. Yeah?

Well, how do you feel about volunteering our house?

Well, I guess that'll be okay.

Good, because I already did.

Well, thanks for running it by me.

You're right, Arnold.

You do have them wrapped around your little finger.

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Boy, look at all that money we made for the wheelchair games.

Yeah, looks like you and I are going to be dates at that party Sunday.

You know it. Tonight I'm going to get a new dress, my hair done up, and a blue

job on my wheelchair.

Well, I know you guys beat me.

Me too.

I only sold one ticket, and I still owe myself a dollar for it.

Okay, class, the money has been counted, and we have $237.

And now for the names of the boy and girl who will be king and queen at the

party. All right, let the good news roll.

First, the boy who sold the most raffle tickets is... Arnold Jackson!

I've got to tell you, you and I are a shoe -in.

The girl who sold the most tickets and Arnold's date is Lisa Hayes.

Who told you about Miss Gandy?

Congratulations to our winning couple, Arnold and Lisa, the king and queen of

the party.

Oh, thank you, Mrs. Gandy. I'm just so thrilled about this. Well, these are...

good sport I am, I'm even going to go to the party with Arnold.

What a good sport she is.

I'm going with the bride of Frankenstein.

Class dismissed.

See you tomorrow.

And Arnold, be careful with the money.

As the treasurer, it's your responsibility to take care of it.

Okay, Miss Candy, you're in good hands with Arnold.

Kathy, I'm sorry.

I know how hard you must have worked.

Yeah, but that's okay. You'll have fun at the party anyway.

I'm not going.

How would it look, me, head of a committee to show up without a date?

Oh, Kathy, somebody will ask you.

Who? Who's going to ask me? In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not exactly Brooke

Shields.

Kathy!

Kathy!

Is there anything we can do to help her?

Hey, maybe we can find some way to take her to the party.

How about you, Dudley?

Uh, no, I'm going to ask Susan.

And she's kind of expecting me, too.

She's turned you down three times.

I know, but last term she turned me down five times.

I'm really making some headway.

How about you, Robbie?

Have you got a date yet?

No, but I was just building up the courage to ask Beverly.

Beverly? What do you see in her?

She's a real knockout.

She's intelligent, great personality, and only the most beautiful girl in

school. She's a dog.

I just saw her trying to bite the tires on an old Chevy.

Forget it, Arnold.

You can't psych me out. Come on, Robbie.

Kathy's miserable.

And she'd be more than thrilled if you asked her out.

Besides that, I'll give you five bucks.

Forget it, Arnold.

Beverly's the girl of my dreams.

I can see spending the rest of my life with her.

And I'm not going to give all that up for five bucks.

How about six? It's a deal. Good.

Maybe I should forget about Beverly anyway.

My lips would get caught in her braces.

Kathy,

can I see you for a minute?

Sure, Robbie.

You said you didn't have a date for the party, huh?

No. Gee, that's great.

Oh, get lost, turkey lip.

What I meant was, it's great that nobody's asked you yet, because I'd like

I don't need you to feel sorry for me. I don't. I feel sorry for me.

I don't have a date yet either.

You mean you...

thinking you and I would get along great.

You're a lot of fun and I'm very intelligent.

Also, it'd be an honor for me to go to the party with the raffle committee

chairman. That's chairperson, Cracklepuss.

I meant chairperson.

I'd love to go.

go downstairs and make my guests feel welcome?

Sure. Maybe I'll sing for them.

Hey, I'm just an old chunk of coal, but I'm gonna be a diamond

someday.

Hey, Fred did a really nice job on your party. Everything looks delicious.

Except for that, um, dip Robbie and Dudley made. You know, it's awfully

and why is it pink?

You're going to need a knife and fork to drink it.

Ow!

What happened to my closet?

All my shirts and pants are on hangers. All my shoes are in rows.

Maggie cleaned it out for you.

She what?

What did she do with everything?

Arnold, she threw all the old stuff away.

When?

My old tennis shoes were in here.

Oh, she threw all that stuff down in the garbage.

Oh, no.

What's the matter? I hear the raffle money in those sneakers.

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$237 down the garbage chute.

That's expensive garbage, even for Park Avenue.

I feel just terrible about this, Arnold, but I had no idea the money was in your

sneaker.

It's not your fault, Maggie.

If Arnold had cleaned out his closet as he was told to do, this never would have

happened. Honey, why don't you just tell your class the truth?

Can't do that. What if they don't believe me? What if they think I

money?

They'll send me to one of those white -collar prisons that I don't even know

to play tennis.

Hey, wait a minute.

The garbage goes into a bin in the basement.

If they haven't emptied it yet, the money must be still in there.

Oh, Willis, you're a genius.

You sure know your garbage.

I know.

You go down and stall your guests while we go down and look through the garbage.

We?

I got a better idea. Why don't I just buy 237 more raffle tickets?

And leave that money in the garbage? That's wasteful, Philip.

I feel responsible for this, and I'd like to look for it. Okay, you let us

if you find it.

Do you remember our last kiss?

Of course.

Hang on to that memory.

I'll go with you.

Willis?

Huh?

Remember that increase in allowance that you asked me for?

I'll go with you.

Let's go, boys. The garbage awaits.

We're at your disposal.

Everything's going great on.

When do you think we should have a ceremony to present your apple money?

Oh, what's the rush?

Let everybody eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we go back to school.

Kathy, could you excuse us, please? I have to talk to Dundee and Rodney.

Oh, sure.

See you soon, Carrot Top.

Catch you later, Goldilocks.

Boy, Kathy's really fun.

I'm glad I asked her out.

Robbie, stop acting. She can't hear you.

The six bucks is a flat rate. No overtime.

Arnold, I mean it. I really like her company.

That's great, Robbie. But the raffle money's gone.

Maggie threw it down the garbage chute by mistake.

We've got a big problem.

No, you mean you've got a big problem, Kemosabe.

Look, you guys got to help me stall.

Dad, Maggie, and Willis are down in the garbage looking for it right... Oh, here

she comes.

Hi, Lisa.

How's my... lovely date?

Don't give me that lovely stuff. Where have you been? You're supposed to be my

date, and where is my corsage?

I would have got you one, but they were all out of stinkweed.

about you either, Buffalo breath.

So let's just get this torture over with. Come on, start the presentation.

What's the rush?

Dance with Dudley.

Well, I guess it's not here. Let's go. Well, X, we just started. We barely made

a dent in the eggshell. The place is getting to me.

You'll be okay, Willis. You're just a little down in the dumps.

Dad, the smell's bad enough without your jokes.

It's not yet, honey. I don't see how you guys can stand it down here.

Don't rub it in. You want to trade places?

Well, I'll go upstairs and see if I can stall them some more.

Please keep digging, guys.

Hey, what did we have for dinner last night?

I brought lamb chops, warm spinach salad, and fresh corn.

We must be getting close. We're into our own garbage.

You're right.

I recognize my teeth marks on that corn cob.

Hey, I see something.

It's a sneaker. Hey, it must be Arnold.

Oh, Dad!

The presentation?

Sure, but first Sam wants to show everybody something.

I do?

Yes. Everybody, Sam's going to show you how he breakdances.

I don't know how to breakdance.

You breakdancer, I'll break every bone in your body.

Thanks, Sam.

Thanks for helping me out.

What did you want me to breakdance for?

And what are you doing up here anyway?

I'm stalling for time.

When your mother cleaned out my closet, she threw out all my raffle money.

Oh, no!

Yeah, she didn't know it was in my old sneakers.

You mean those torn ones with no laces and one tongue?

Yeah.

That's them.

My best pair.

Oh, she didn't throw those out.

inches of you. Come on.

And this money you've raised for the wheelchair games will help those who

otherwise might not get a chance to participate in organized sports.

All right.

Kathy, as chairperson, would you like to say something?

Yes, Mrs. Candy.

I would just like to thank everyone for all their hard work. This is the

happiest night of my life, for more reasons than one.

Thank you. That was very nice. You can all go back to the party now.

Arnold. Yeah?

About my money.

Oh, don't worry about your money. You'll get your six bucks.

No, that's what I want to talk to you about.

I'm having such a good time, I don't want the money.

Don't want the money?

Bobby, have you been eating that punch?

No, I mean it, Arnold. I'm having such a good time, you don't have to pay me for

dating Cap.

Arnold Cap, you pay him to be my date? I hate you.

Wait, Cap, please.

Listen to me. Just get out of my...

a dumb thing to do, but you said you wouldn't come without a date.

I didn't want a date that way. I wanted someone to ask me out because they

really like me.

But I do really like you. Sure, that's why he had to pay you. You're nothing

a junior high gigolo.

Okay, so I offered him money, but you heard him. He wouldn't take it.

That's the truth. I swear on it.

Anyway, you know he's serious if he turned down six bucks.

Six bucks?

Listen, you were having fun with me before, weren't you? Well, yeah.

Now that's the important thing.

Kathy, I really am sorry, and I wish there was something I could do to make

up to you.

There is.

Stand there.

Okay.

I feel much better now.

Arnold, could I see you for a minute, please, here?

Uh -oh.

Excuse me.

Arnold, we have bad news for you.

We didn't find the money.

digging in the garbage all that time for nothing?

Willis, don't hurt him. Let me do it.

Why didn't you tell us?

Well,

when the presentation got started, I forgot.

Oh, well, since you have a good excuse, we were having a wonderful time

frolicking around in the coffee grounds.

I'm really sorry.

I still have my guests in here. Do you think we can talk about this later? You

can count on that.

Would you like to meet them?

I think we should.

Good. Use the back door and change those clothes. You guys stink.

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right.

Nothing but the jeans, but they got different strokes and things. Different

strokes and things.

Nothing but the genes, but they got different strokes to take, different

to take, different strokes to move the world.

Education is important.

Besides, if you're late, your mother's going to nail you.

Can't wait to hit those books.

Hey, Arnold, why don't you go to the bathroom first?

Hey, thanks, Sam.

Today must be my lucky day.

Well, then, when you get to be my age, just the little things in life that

count.