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Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. For men in Ford meets a man of ease.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes.

They got different strokes to take.

Different strokes to take. Different strokes to move the world. Different

strokes to move the world.

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of means. Then

along come two, they got nothing but their genes. But they got different

to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

Everybody finds a way to shine.

It don't matter that you got not a lot.

So what? They'll have theirs. You'll have yours and I'll have mine.

And together we'll be fine. Different strokes to move the world. Different

strokes to move the world.

Willis, what on earth is holding you up? I only left for school ten minutes ago.

I want to make sure I picked it right up with the word of school, Dad.

I guess this is okay.

Oh, Daddy, he's just nervous about starting in his new school.

Yeah, I'm not going to know anybody.

All my friends went to different schools.

I know what you're going through, son. I will never forget my first day at high

school. It was awful.

Was I ever nervous.

They kicked me out of class.

How come?

I showed up at the wrong school.

Did that really happen, Daddy?

Just trying to make Willis feel better.

I don't think bad jokes are going to do it.

You're right.

Anyway, the point is, son, the other kids in your class are going to be just

nervous as you are. You're all in the same boat.

I hope it's not the Titanic.

You know, it's after 8 .30. You don't want to be late.

Okay. Maybe I better drop you off at school on my way to work.

In the limo?

Hey, Dad, can I ask you a favor?

What's that?

Can I drive the last block of school?

You can't drive, Willis. You're not old enough.

Oh, come on. I can do it, Dad.

Man, will I make an impression on that school.

Yeah, especially when they see you drive right into the building. Come on.

Sorry about that.

Hi, my name is Willis Jackson.

I'll make a note of that.

Move it, will you?

Huh?

I want to get to my locker.

Oh, sorry about that.

It's my first day here.

That's my locker right there. We're neighbors.

You know, I didn't quite get your name.

Nice talking to you brother.

Nice to see you're facing junior high.

Oh, man, I tell you, being a freshman is the lowest.

I mean, it's the pissed.

Man, you're telling me.

I mean, shoved, ignored, insulted.

Man, I feel like the vice president of the United States.

Hey, you want to hang out?

With another freshman, man? Are you crazy?

I want to move with the older guys, man, the jocks.

I'll get your act next semester.

You know, I think I'll tell everybody I'm a junior.

That's a thought.

Hey, Mama, sorry about the books, but I got a lot of giving now.

Good. Take it out of town.

Did I hear you call this girl your mother?

Mama? Oh, no, that's just an expression.

Oh, I see.

You hear that, Doug?

That's an expression that black folks use.

They sure talk funny.

Hey, aren't you Art Jones, the all -city tight end?

That's me, tight head.

Man, I've seen you play. You're fantastic.

He sure is, and I'm not just saying that because I'm his girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

Get the picture?

Oh, you guys, I wasn't trying to hit on her.

Then what were you doing, fool?

Well, he was just apologizing for knocking my books out of my hand.

You did that to my girl, you dumb freshman?

Who do you think that?

How do you know I'm a freshman?

I could be a dumb junior.

Only a freshman could look that stupid.

Artie, did we look this stupid when we were freshmen?

You gotta be kidding, Dad.

Nobody but nobody could look that stupid.

Hey, listen, guys.

You were just leaving.

I don't know, brothers. I was just leaving.

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It was a good opportunity to just kind of pick the audience up. You just let me

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Is there any square cops out there?

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As an actor, you got to find the layers to a person because the reason why they

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It's out for theirs.

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Dude.

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Daddy's not home right now.

I'm sorry, Arnold. I really can't give you permission to do that.

Hi, kids.

Oh, hold on, Arnold. Dad just came in. Here, Dad. Arnold.

Hi, Arnold.

How was the first day at school?

Oh, that sounds exciting.

Great.

Terrific.

Marvelous.

Okay, that tells me what you had for lunch.

Anything else?

Yes, I guess you can stay over at Dudley's place tonight.

What about a change of underwear and socks?

Not mine, yours.

Okay, you can borrow some from Dudley. Just be sure they're not the ones he

today.

Yeah.

Okay, have a good time.

Don't worry, we'll feed the goldfish.

Goodbye, Arnold.

Hey, how'd it go, son?

Terrific. That bad, huh?

What happened, Willis? What didn't happen?

Come on, it can't be that bad.

I made a total, complete, 100 % jerk of myself.

Yeah, but outside of that, what went wrong?

Everything.

Dad, I wish I could go to another school.

Hey, wait a minute. Whatever the problem is, I'm sure we can work it out.

What's wrong with the school?

It's not like junior high.

I mean, back there I was a star athlete, class president. I was the main man.

I had lots of friends.

And here I'm just a... just a... schnook?

You know, there is a trick to making friends that's guaranteed to work.

There is?

Just get people to talk about their favorite subject.

Themselves. How do you do that?

Well, it's easy. Here, let me show you.

See, suppose I want to be friends with you. Huh?

How come I'm walking up to you?

And I say, hey, man, how'd the summer go?

What'd you do?

Did you happen to watch TV last night?

Say, what's your favorite show?

Simple as that, Willis.

Yeah, it's called Sucking Up.

Well, I wouldn't have put it that way, but that does get to the heart of the

matter.

Sure, Willis, just do what Dad says, and you'll make plenty of friends.

Right. Because as a certain fellow once said to me, he said, Willis is smart,

he's attractive, he's sharp, and he's a winner.

What fellow said that?

You did.

Hi, guys.

Remember me?

You know, Willis Jackson.

Yeah. Say, how'd he go this summer?

What's your favorite TV show?

Tell me a little bit about yourselves.

You know, your likes, your dislikes, your hopes, your dreams.

Who are you, Barbara Walters?

I just want to get to know you guys better, that's all.

Well, we sure know about you.

Yeah, you're pretty famous.

Yeah?

You mean because I was letterman in baseball, basketball, football, and

junior high?

No, because some guys saw you dating out of a big limo yesterday.

Oh, that.

Well, when did you guys really talk about yourselves? Where were you born?

You must really be loaded, huh?

Not me, my dad.

You guys got any hobbies?

I hear you live in a big penthouse on Park Avenue.

Yeah, and what you got to do for summer vacation?

Did you have a nice time?

I'd like to come to a big party, kid.

Party? Yeah, a party, you know, fun and games.

Are we going too fast for you, Jackson?

Oh, no, it's just that you guys really want me to come to your party?

Gonna be some fine chicks there, and we gonna have plenty of grass.

Grass? You do grass, don't you?

Well... Maybe straight.

Hey, who's straight?

Man, I'm as crooked as they come.

It's just that you gotta be careful, man. You know, narcs all over the place.

Hey, have you been jumping?

Jackson wins the party.

As soon as you get the grass.

Say what?

Well, see, uh, we're a little low on the bread department, and you love it. So,

uh, you think you could score a lead?

Score a lead? Right.

Chips one.

Well, if you can afford it at these high prices, get two, Jefferson.

Jackson.

Listen, maybe we better leave it at one.

Hey, you're okay, my man.

I'll tell you what.

We're going to let you take us to lunch in the cafeteria, Jason.

Jackson.

Jackson. Hey, you guys got it, man. It's on me.

We're depending on you to get the grass.

Hey, trust me, man.

I'm going to junior high. They call me Smokey the Bear.

Right, Smokey.

Oh, man.

I told you next semester.

Tell me something, man.

How much is a lid of grass going for?

Oh, I think about $150.

Hey, sure, dude.

That's a whole ounce.

Where do I get it?

Don't look at me, man. I'm Mr. Clean.

Oh, no.

What am I going to do, man?

Grass is the game.

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Football season is coming up. You can watch it right here.

What do you think?

I'll take it. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

You're right.

I don't need him.

This is a man who almost learned to walk.

At a rehab center that almost got built.

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How good is almost giving?

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school today. Great.

I made some terrific new friends.

Seniors. Seniors. Wow. Can we touch you?

My only problem now is money.

I didn't realize how expensive high school can be.

Any chance of putting a bite on you for a loan?

Well, sure. How much do you need? Well, I could use $75.

$75? What are you buying? Your own school?

Listen, you guys.

I really need that $75.

It's for something personal.

Well, that's an awful lot of money, Willie. Now, wait a minute, Kimberly.

This isn't some stranger.

This is your brother, and he needs help.

Thanks, Tootie.

You're welcome. Now, let's talk interest rate.

Listen, I'll pay it back to you guys real soon.

I promise.

Well, okay. I'll see how much I've got. Aw. Me too.

Thanks.

You know, the only... went around here that my brothers don't hit up for a loan

is Arnold's goldfish Abraham.

Hey, aren't you supposed to feed him?

Oh, yeah. Thanks for reminding me. The poor thing must be starving. Oh, let me

feed him. Where do you keep the food? Right there in that drawer.

does Arnold feed him this?

Twice a day.

This has got to be the goofiest goldfish in the world.

What do you got there?

It ain't dried worms.

Nils, what are you doing with it?

Butt out.

That's what you needed all the money for, isn't it?

That's my business.

If Dad finds out, you will be out of business.

That's the big deal anyway.

Why do guys at school smoke grass?

Yeah, Willis, but you don't have to be one of them.

Hey, listen, I've never touched the stuff myself.

I just made believe I had to convince the guys.

Great. When they best you, you can make believe you're not in jail.

I'm just practicing how to fall.

You know, for football season, so I don't get hurt.

Oh, that's right.

You be careful, especially on that artificial turf.

Or does your school have grass?

Grass.

Well, how'd it go at school today, Willis?

Not bad. I made some new friends.

Hey, that's great. Son, see, I told you.

Yesterday, you're down in the dumps. Today, you're flying high.

Willis, I'm delighted you made some new friends. You can tell us all about it at

the restaurant.

Oh, Daddy, if you don't mind, I can't go to dinner with you guys.

I have so much homework, and since it's my second day, I don't want to goof off.

Well, we'll miss you, but I admire your attitude.

And don't worry about me.

I'll find something in the refrigerator.

Yeah, Willis.

Try potluck.

Well, shall we, girls?

I'll bring you home some dessert, Willis.

Hey, thanks for the nice dinner, Mr. Drummond. You're welcome, too.

But next time, you could fight me a little harder for the check.

Hey, why don't we take the class crew upstairs to Willis before it melts?

sure.

Hey, what is that strange smell?

You smell it?

Hi.

You can say that again.

Willis, what have you been doing in here?

Oh, just watching a little TV.

The TV isn't turned on.

But I think you are.

Willis, how long have you been smoking marijuana?

About 20 minutes.

What else have you tried?

Nothing, Dad.

Honest. I just wanted to try it once.

Didn't do a thing to me.

Where did you get this stuff?

At school.

Hey, it's all over the place.

Unfortunately.

Dad, could you lend me 75 bucks?

What for?

For more grass.

big party tomorrow night.

That party is all over, at least as far as you're concerned it is.

Hey, where you going, Dad?

I told you, I need that for the big party.

Looks like the only one around here who's having a party is the Tidy Bowl

And that brother owes me 75 bucks.

I thought you were more intelligent than this, Willis.

If I ever hear of you going even near that junk again, I will take you to the

police station myself.

Yeah, you're right, Dad.

Now, what are you going to tell them tomorrow?

That I don't want anything to do with grass.

Shoot, I won't even go near a lawn.

What was that great stuff you picked up for us?

Well, let me put it this way, guys. I got some good news and some bad news.

What do you mean?

Well, the bad news is I didn't get the other half of the lid.

What's the good news?

Well, the good news is the half of the lid I did get, my dad flushed it down

toilet.

You call that good news?

Well, it is when the choice is that or your father flushing you down the

Anyway, guys, what's so special about weed?

I mean, we can have fun at the party without it.

Forget it, Jackson.

We don't want to see that dumb face of yours around here again.

Get lost.

You're the one who's lost, brother.

Anyway, I need you if I gotta buy your crummy friendship.

Pardon me.

Aren't you Willis Jackson?

Yeah.

My junior high school played against yours.

You scored the winning touchdown. Man, you were terrific.

Hey, thanks.

My name's Henry Lindgren.

Boy, it's sure tough starting in a new school, isn't it?

Nobody talks to you.

But I guess it's easier for you because you're a big shot.

When you're a freshman, nobody's a big shot.

You got to start all over again.

But anyway, we're talking.

Yeah, we are.

You got room for another friend?

Sure, I have.

Listen, you just stick with me.

I'll show you around.

Gee, thanks.

Hey, come on. I'll buy you lunch.

No way, man. Good friends don't have to do that.

Well, actually, I am a little short.

There's nothing but the genes that they got.

Different strokes to take.

Different strokes to take.

Different strokes to do the work.

Different strokes to do the work.

Oh, my man. All right, baby.

Hi,

Eddie. Oh, Lord.

I got you some Mickey D's.

All righty -ay. Unless you got a head of a pie.

I just had some cake.

But no hot apple pie?

Uh -uh. Now, that wasn't very considerate now, was it?

Hey, Nicolette, you know the rules. No Mickey D's and Malcolm McGee's, all

right? You got to eat my food.

Now, listen, as your friend, I think I should really tell you, you need to

consider dating someone who actually wants to date you.

You mean because Eddie runs away every time I get near him and he... He has

these cute little pet names for me like Midget and Gremlin.

It's just because he's shy.

Hey, hey.

Hey, baby, Eddie Sherman.

I can get you some McDonald's real quick.

You're right. We need to get him to come out of his shell soon.

Look, he's just shy with me because he's afraid to show his true feelings.

Personally, I don't know what the brother's problem is. I mean, you're

beautiful, you're fun, and you can fix parking tickets.

Thank you, Malcolm.

So you're going to stand up for yourself and start putting Nicolette first,

right?

I sure am. There you go.

Hey, where you going?

Back to Mickey D's. I got to get Eddie his hot apple pie.

Isn't this lesson funny, Bones?

They're just going to leave you alone while you're sitting inside your home.

I have earthquake insurance.

Well, it's just as well. I'm wearing boxers anyway.

What are you so happy about?

Well, I finally broke up with Danielle.

I told her she was too bossy and she was spending all my money.

All right. Well, what did she say?

Go away, but leave your wallet.

Well, that's all right, Tim.

Welcome back to the honey hunt.

No, no, no.