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Oh, what's the latest with you and
Walter?
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Nothing. It's over.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, but I'm sure that someday the right
guy will come along and sweep you off
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your feet.
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With my luck, his broom will be busted.
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So, how are you getting along with
Alejandro?
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Oh, we broke up.
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Funny.
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As dumb as Alejandro was, I still think
I could have made that relationship
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work.
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If only I'd been willing to have a
lobotomy.
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What are we doing wrong?
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John's got a big romance going on and
Kirk's in love with that lady from
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SmokeEnders. And then there's us.
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At least we'll always have each other.
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Just talked to Michael, and he said he
can't see me anymore.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, he's moving to Ohio on Monday.
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If it's any consolation, Mary Beth, this
has happened to both Kate and me. Yes,
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and take it from us, you will get over
it.
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Never. That man was the best
hairdresser...
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Dear John is filmed before a studio
audience.
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Bye -bye. See you soon.
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Hey,
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thanks for giving me a ride over here,
John.
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I'd better go.
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I left the motor running. I'm afraid
it'll overheat.
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What about my motor?
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Yours I want overheated.
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What did who say? The group. What did
they say about you and Molly living
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together?
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Don't give me none of your... Look, I
tried to tell them, but things... Oh,
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Ralph, you're still worried they're not
going to approve of you and Molly
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getting back together?
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Well, you're wrong.
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You just got to tell them. You think so?
Just tell them?
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Sure. I'll help you.
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Thanks, Denise. I really appreciate your
support.
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passion while you listen to a story.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, give me a break, Ralph. I already
heard it.
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So, Ralph, dear, don't be shy. Tell us
what this is all about.
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Okay, here goes.
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I'm gonna just tell you.
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Uh, it's all about me and Molly.
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You see, she's really a terrific girl.
Ralph, I know it's difficult, but
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I mean, you've got to quit trying to
hold on to the past, Ralph.
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I'm not. Yes, you are. I went through
the same thing with Wendy when I got
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divorced. I couldn't let go.
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But then Jan came into my life, and
everything changed.
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You see, Ralph, you've got to let go.
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Yeah, but, you see... Speaking of which,
I have a little announcement that I
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think may surprise a few people here.
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Well, that's what I thought I was going
to do, you see. Ralph, please, do this.
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I'm going to tell Jan that I want us to
date each other exclusively.
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Oh, John, that's wonderful. I mean, who
would have thought that one day I would
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be going steady with my own dentist?
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That's it?
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Some announcement.
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Look, I've got something earth -shaking
to say here.
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Hey, hey, hey, where's Red? I've got to
talk to her right away. All right,
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what's the problem? I'm sorry it's
personal. It's just between me and Kate.
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Oh,
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parking meter. Oh, perfect. Just
perfect.
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Do you people mind?
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Now, what I've been trying to say is
that a guy can go through life just so
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doing this little bachelor thing.
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Sooner or later... Right, there you are.
Come here. I've got to talk to you.
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It's an emergency.
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Somebody lock that door.
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All funny stuff, I promise. Come on.
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Karen here?
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I want my mother!
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I'm Kate McCarron. I'm Jackie, Kirk's
girlfriend.
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Oh, hi! I'm Jackie! Every moment looking
forward to meeting you. Hi. Do you
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think I could have a moment in private
to talk about Kirk? It's something
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personal. Yes, of course, dear.
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Louise, I think she was talking to me.
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girlfriend, Jackie.
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Jackie? Oh, no.
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That's it. It's over.
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Good, good, because I've got something
to say. Damn it.
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You despicable, underhanded snake.
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Just when I think you can't sink any
lower, you manage to find a new bottom.
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I'm going to kill you. No, no, no, Kate,
Kate, Kate, Kate. No, no, come on, come
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on, Kate.
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You're not going to kill anybody.
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You're right.
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I'm going to make him walk funny. Where
are the scissors?
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Tell us what happened.
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Well, Mr. Sleaze over here told his
girlfriend, Jackie, that he and I slept.
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Come on, Kate, spit it out.
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Slept together.
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He's all yours.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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What, what, what?
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So I pulled a little white lie.
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Kirk, you disgust me.
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Oh, that's gratitude.
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And after I pulled her, you were
fantastic.
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Okay,
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I'm sorry, Kirk, but since you involve
Kate in all this, I think she has a
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to know what's going on. Okay, okay,
John, but go easy. Remember, I got
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feelings.
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Before Jackie would let Kirk move in
with her, she asked him to give her a
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of all the women he'd slept with in the
past three months.
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Well, seeing as this is the 90s, that
sounds very sensible.
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Yes, but in the past three months... How
can I put this tactfully?
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Kirk has been on a, uh... sort of a...
sexual sabbatical.
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Sexual sabbatical?
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He's not getting any.
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put you on the list. He wants to, um...
He wanted to protect his male ego.
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Well, his stupid male ego is still
intact.
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I didn't want to break Jackie's heart by
telling her you're nothing but a liar,
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so I played along.
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All right, Red!
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Thank you!
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Thank you.
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And don't worry.
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People hear you slap with me, at least
they'll finally think you have a life.
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I think it might be best if we got off
this distasteful subject and
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moved on to something in a lighter vein.
Yes, yes, yes, of course.
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Ralph! Ralph! You said you had something
you wanted to tell us about you and
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Mom. Oh, yes, Ralph. Come on, tell us.
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Not if you ripped out my tongue and beat
me over the head.
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Hey. Hi.
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I gotta tell you, you giving up
cigarettes has really made a difference.
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Why? Do I look better?
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No. When I was down in the lobby, I
couldn't hear you coughing.
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I cleared out a closet for you in the
bedroom.
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All right!
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We're gonna be roomies!
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I want you. I want you more. I want you
more than that. Please, let's not fight.
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I can't tell you how tough these past
three weeks have been on me.
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What about me?
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I got a sex drive that can go from zero
to 60 in four seconds.
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And what do you say we put the pedal to
the metal?
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You know why I'm so crazy about you?
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The most important thing to any woman
when she's with a guy is honesty.
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And that's what you gave me.
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Nothing turns me on more than honesty.
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Then get ready to be turned on more than
you've ever been turned on before in
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your life.
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I'm ready. I am about to be so honest it
scares me. Yes, yes.
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I didn't sleep with Kate.
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I didn't sleep with anyone.
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I lied to you.
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Honest.
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What, what?
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What?
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You lied to me?
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Yeah, I understand.
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This honesty stuff is new to me.
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Wait a minute, let me get this straight.
I want to understand this perfectly.
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You mean, after all the sparks that were
bouncing off me to you and you to me...
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After all the energy and love that was
going on between us, you had so little
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faith in me, thought I was so shallow,
narrow -minded, and insincere, that you
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were afraid if you told me the truth
that I'd kick you out of my life? Yes!
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Yes, that is how I think it is!
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get my own closet.
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To feast your eyes on a big surprise,
just tell your toes to follow each rose.
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And I'm not published.
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Oh, dear.
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Yes, hello.
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Ralph, Ralph, I can't talk right now.
Jan is on her way over here, and I got a
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little surprise planned for her.
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Okay, okay, okay. What about you and
Molly?
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Oh, there's the elevator. Look, I'm
sorry, Ralph.
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I'm sorry. Look, if you want to talk
about Molly, the best place to do it is
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one -to -one club.
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Oh,
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bad time for next wife to show up, huh?
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Dr. Rose, you pay the price.
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You expecting someone?
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No, I was trying to seduce myself, so I
sent me roses.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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I just had to come over and tell you the
big news in person. Tell me what?
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What was so important that you couldn't
torture me with it over the phone?
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What, what, what?
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John, we're gonna have a baby.
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No, we're not. Get off the bed, Wendy.
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Yes, we are.
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John, I'm pregnant with your child.
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What?
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Oh, this is great. Oh, this is just
great. This is just perfect. John,
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I wanted a baby and you made it
possible. I don't want anything from
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wanted to come over and thank you.
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Did I come at a bad time?
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Oh, God, no. No, no, no, no, no.
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Jan, this is Wendy.
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Wendy, Jan.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
take a shower.
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Sorry. I can imagine what this must look
like.
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You must be John's girlfriend, the
dentist, right?
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And you must be his ex -wife.
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The ex -wife, right?
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It's nice to finally meet you, Jan.
Look, I can imagine what must be going
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through your mind. You know, finding
John and me in the bedroom together, in
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each other's arms. But really, there's
nothing going on between us.
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I just came over to tell him we're going
to have a baby.
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Well, good night.
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Sorry, John. I'm really sorry.
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Well, John?
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I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
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No, no, no, wait. Jan, Jan, there's a
perfectly simple explanation for all of
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this.
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It's not really that simple.
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In fact, it's kind of tricky.
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It doesn't really roll off the tongue
that easily.
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Goodbye, John. No, no, no, Jan, Jan,
wait, wait a minute.
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Please, wait. Jan, you did not see what
you think you saw.
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Wendy had me pinned to the wall in the
bedroom because she was excited.
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Well, not that kind of excited. I mean,
it was just a friendly hug.
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All right, John.
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I can buy that.
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Now, what about the part where she's
having your baby?
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Well, that's where it gets a little
tricky.
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Please, sit down.
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Um... Yeah.
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Look, um... Wendy called me up a couple
of months ago.
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Her biological clock was ticking, and
she asked me to... To come over and wind
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it up?
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No, no, no.
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She asked me to contribute to a sperm
bank.
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See, she wanted to have my baby by
artificial insemination, and no strings
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attached, so I did.
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Oh, so that's what happened.
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Yes.
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No.
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Look, I didn't feel right about it. I
just didn't think the whole thing was
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right. So I went back to the sperm bank
to reclaim my sperm. And actually, I
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broke into the place and I got arrested.
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So this is the tricky part.
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No, but hang in there. We're closing in
on it.
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Anyway, they call Wendy. She comes down
and she says she wants to talk to me
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alone. Well, I'm in handcuffs.
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She's not.
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She pushes me into an empty room. Now,
pay attention, Jan. This is the tricky
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part.
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Wendy... took advantage of me.
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And that's how she got pregnant.
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So, how did you like the roses?
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Goodbye, John.
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No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Please.
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I'm no longer in love with Wendy.
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I was going to spend the whole night
telling you how much I adore you.
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I mean, I was even going to tell you
that I didn't want us to see anybody
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John, I can't be with you when another
woman's having your baby.
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But, Jan, I really care about you.
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I care about you too, John.
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But this just cannot work.
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Jan, at least take the roses.
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No, thank you.
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Goodbye, John.
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By the way, get yourself another
dentist.
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I
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wonder,
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are women really worth all that trouble?
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Yeah. You're damned if you do and you're
damned if you don't. Mint.
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Yeah. You're the same.
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I don't know why we put ourselves
through all this aggravation.
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I say we take a vow and give them up for
good. Well, let's not be impulsive.
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Men don't like that.
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00:18:56,860 --> 00:19:00,580
And let me tell you something, big guy.
I don't have to take this from you
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00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:02,460
anymore. What's wrong, Mr.
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00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,960
Tom hasn't spoken to me since we went
dancing last week.
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I still think any band who can't play
Stardust deserves to be mooned.
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You should be happy for us.
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00:19:40,690 --> 00:19:45,990
I'm sorry, Molly, but you have to
understand, it's not easy for me to be
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tonight.
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Jan and I just broke up.
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So did Jackie and me.
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You can put Walter and me on the list.
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While you're at it, throw in me and
Alejandro.
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Tom and I are split, Bill.
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Mary Beth?
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Be serious, Ralph.
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If I were in love, would my hair look
like this?
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I'm sorry, guys. I didn't know you all
got dumped.
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Yeah, we didn't mean to gloat. Look, um,
if it's any consolation, we're not all
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that happy.
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Are we, sweetheart?
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Heck no.
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He drives me crazy sometimes.
286
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Yeah, and sometimes this little gal
drives me up the wall.
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likes to eat his alphabet soup in
alphabetical order.
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00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:47,040
Sorry, dear, but at least I don't put my
jelly knife in the peanut butter.
289
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,640
Well, I'm not the one who gets up in the
middle of the night to clip my stupid
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toenail.
291
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,640
How am I supposed to sleep with those
suckers ricocheting off the ceiling?
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00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:03,100
Look, uh, maybe we should discuss this
at home. Oh, maybe we should.
293
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This was just a little trick we played
on you to make you feel better.
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Hey, Molly, wait up.
295
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Please don't leave me!
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Hi, I'm Kevin Bacon.
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Valentine's Day is just around the
corner, so cuddle up with your loved one
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someone else's loved one and watch me
host Saturday Night Live with In Excess.
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How do some Brazilian merchants deal
with street kids?
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They have them killed.
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I'm Tom Brokaw. We'll go inside Brazil's
ring of death squads on expose Sunday.
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Beth. Hi there, Beth.
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Hey.
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Are you all right?
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00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,500
I guess. I was just thinking about this
morning.
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What happened?
307
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,040
I came out of my apartment building, and
there he was.
308
00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:27,340
This poor, lonely, despondent soul lying
on the sidewalk in front of my
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00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:28,340
building.
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I can't help but feel guilty.
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Oh, yes. It's a very painful sight.
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This city can be so cruel.
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He looked up at me with those sad,
pleading eyes.
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00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,980
I was afraid he was going to freeze to
death dressed in nothing but that
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lightweight tuxedo.
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I beg your pardon?
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00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:51,400
Well, that's what he was wearing when he
took me out last night.
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Why don't men understand when they take
you home that no means no?
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