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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, all the best TV shows featured a cool vehicle.
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Airwolf was a badass chopper.
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Street Hawk tore it up on a cycle.
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But my favorite was K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider...
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A turbo-boosted talking super car!
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I was so obsessed,
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I even made my own version of K.I.T.T.,
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and I named it G.I.T.T.!
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Oh, no, G.I.T.T.!
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The evil corporate types
are chasing us
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in that armored truck!
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What the hell did you do
to my station wagon?
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Isn't it great?
I turned it into
G.I.T.T.,
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which stands for Goldberg
Industries Turbo Transport!
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Well, you're a moron,
which stands for
moron, moron.
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That doesn't work
as an acronym.
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ADULT ADAM: Even though Hollywood seemed millions of miles away
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from Jenkintown, as fate would have it,
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TV's coolest car was about to roll into my life!
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Holy K.I.T.T.
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Mom, I am coming to you
with an urgent request,
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'cause you understand
the hopes and dreams
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of a sensitive,
artistic boy.
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What is it, Love Bug?
Tell Mama.
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I want to go see K.I.T.T.
in the Gimbels
Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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I'm not driving you anywhere
on Thanksgiving.
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Please, Mama.
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Make the awful man take me
to see the thing I love.
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Sweetie, I would never
deprive my delicious
little schmoopster
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of anything
his heart desires.
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Yes! In your face,
guy who's gonna
drive me to fun!
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However,
it is Thanksgiving...
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It's the one day a year
when we gather together
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as a family
and appreciate the feast
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that I've been
working on for months.
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In your face.
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Fine, forget your car!
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I've got my own set of wheels,
and I will make it downtown!
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(KNIGHT RIDER THEME PLAYS)
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This was so much cooler
when I was seven.
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� I'm twisted up inside
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� But nonetheless I feel the need to say
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� I don't know the future
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� But the past keeps getting clearer every day �
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ADULT ADAM:
It was Thanksgiving, 1980-something,
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and the Goldbergs' turkey day traditions were in full swing...
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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...which meant a visit from my Uncle Marvin.
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Freeze, turkeys! (LAUGHS)
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That's right.
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Thanksgiving just got
a little bit safer
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now that Officer Goldberg
is on the case!
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Oh, my God!
I know a cop now.
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Okay, don't get sucked in.
He's not a real cop.
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He's just an idiot
that works in a mall.
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Actually, Mur-man,
for the record,
I'm more than a cop.
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I'm above the law.
The laws don't apply to me.
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I'm like The Equalizer
or Batman!
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Both of which aren't real...
Just like your badge.
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Does this look
not real to you?
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We got a 10-50
at the Goldberg residence,
please respond.
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Cool! What's a 10-50?
A homicide.
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Murder? Isn't HQ
gonna respond?
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No, they can tell
by the tone of my voice
I'm just having a little fun.
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Awesome!
Do you have a gun?
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Nope, I'm not allowed!
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But there's no rules
against...
(SING-SONG) ...this!
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(LAUGHS) This is
my little potato gun.
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I had it made special.
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It may not look like much,
but at close range,
it'll take out a rhino.
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Get that thing out of here
before you hurt someone,
you moron!
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That's it!
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As an officer
of the Gallery Mall,
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I will not be
disrespected this way.
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I'm storming out!
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No. No. No.
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There will be no storming
this year, do you hear me?
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We are going to eat
together as a family
with no drama, understand?
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(SCOFFS)
(GRUNTS)
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Okay.
Oh!
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Here's the story.
Oh!
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Barry came at me...
He was out of control.
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You're gonna have to
stab me in the arm...
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That was awesome!
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Oh, my God, you're alive!
(SIGHS)
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(VOICE BREAKING)
Come here.
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ADULT ADAM:
Amazingly, the potato gun
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wasn't the craziest thing to happen that holiday.
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It was a revelation that would change my mom forever.
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Mom, I have
a huge announcement.
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I just read
Diet for a Small Planet,
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and I am officially
a vegetarian.
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No, you're not.
Get out of here.
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ADULT ADAM:
Not that stupid thing... This.
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Okay, I'm heading out.
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See you at 9:00 when
Thanksgiving is over.
What?
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Lainey's dad invited me
to their big dinner,
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and I'm going,
even though I know
what you're gonna say...
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(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
"My name is Mom,
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"and this is the most
important day
of the year for me."
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Ha! That's totally her!
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Actually, I wasn't gonna
say that at all.
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You can go to Lainey's
for Thanksgiving
if that's what you want.
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Really?
You go have fun.
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I'll just be here
doing my Mom thang.
(CHUCKLES)
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Hey, there, guess what.
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You're invited to
our Thanksgiving.
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The invitation
is just a formality.
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You're coming...
No, it's not an option.
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Well, thanks, but we kind
of have our own thing...
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Okay, it's settled.
Yay!
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I'll see you in a few.
Don't bring any food.
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I'm closing the door,
shutting off all
communication, okay?
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Yay again!
No, I didn't...
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ADULT ADAM: While my mom was forcing Bill and Lainey to our Thanksgiving,
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my dad was forced to spend quality time with his brother.
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When we get close enough,
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I want you to triangulate the source.
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K.I.T.T.:
We should be close enough now.
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Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is this?
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It's a show
about a talking car
that Adam loves.
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Pretty silly, isn't it?
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Well, yeah,
but I got to admit,
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I'm digging
this guy's style.
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All right, give me a visual on the license plate. Good idea.
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Whoo-hoo!
You're so right!
The man oozes cool.
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ADULT ADAM: And then, for the first time in ages,
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my dad and Uncle Marvin actually had something in common.
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Whoa.
Whoa.
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ADULT ADAM: Unexpectedly, Thanksgiving became a thing of joy for them.
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Yahtzee!
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We'll just watch
one more.
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Or two. Or three.
Just to pass the time.
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ADULT ADAM: Since I was a geek who had taped every episode,
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my dad and uncle were able to sit down
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for the world's first binge-watching session.
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We should do this
more often.
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You know,
bros watching shows.
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This is us at our best.
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Like when we'd watch
Lone Ranger as kids?
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You'd always be my Tonto.
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Shh! I got to hear this.
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K.I.T.T.'s lost his nerve.
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Who would've thought
that a car
could doubt itself?
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It's not nearly as crazy
as when Michael fought
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his evil goateed twin,
Garthe.
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Or when K.I.T.T. battled
his evil twin K.A.R.R.
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with a yellow light
instead of the red one!
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How do they come up
with this stuff?
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Man, that is one cool ride.
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I betcha it looks
even better in person.
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Whoa, whoa...
(STAMMERING) Hold on!
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This is the car that's
gonna be in the
Thanksgiving Day parade!
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I remember hearing
that before.
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Mur-Man, they park
all of the floats
in the mall parking lot!
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Must be deja vu.
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Come on, you think
that The Hoff
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would bail on
an opportunity like this?
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Never! Let's ride.
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I keep feeling like
I'm forgetting something.
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(SIGHS)
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What could it be?
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Ah, camera.
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I can't believe you!
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What kind of monster
won't let her own son
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abandon his entire family
on Thanksgiving?
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You left me no choice.
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You know I would
literally die
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if I didn't have
all my children
here for Thanksgiving.
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Is that what you want...
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To bury your mother
on Thanksgiving?
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Yes!
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Lainey's dad inviting
me to his house
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is the first clear sign
that he's given up
on hating my guts!
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Boopie, now you have
the best of both worlds.
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You can have dinner
with Lainey's family
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and with your actual family,
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who means so much more
than those other people.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Hello. Welcome
to a Goldberg Thanks...
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Gangway, gangway!
Have no fear,
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the Thanksgiving cavalry
is here!
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Um, no, no, no,
no, no, no!
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Bill, I told you,
you didn't have to
bring anything.
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Oh, please! As a guest,
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it's my job to bring
you a few snacks.
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Main course.
Also six pies.
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That is so sweet.
(CHUCKLES) Really, but no.
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(CHUCKLES)
We're covered on food,
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and I'm about to put
my turkey in the oven.
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Oven? Well, I guess
that's one less delicious
way to do it.
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Dad, you promised
to keep it breezy.
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That's me...
Easy-breezy Bill,
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and he says it can't be
Thanksgiving
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without his famous
fried turkey.
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Fried? (LAUGHS)
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Never had a Thanksgiving
without my fryer.
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So, you know...
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Do something?
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How about we serve
both of them?
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Great idea, son.
You called me son.
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Yes, thank you,
my actual son.
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(LAUGHS)
Double birds.
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Makes total sense.
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Huge Thanksgiving
announcement,
Bill and Lainey.
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I won't be eating turkey
this year for moral reasons.
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What's her deal?
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Get out of here!
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No one has time for
your thing this year.
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ADULT ADAM:
While Thanksgiving was off to a competitive start,
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I was realizing I lost out big time.
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I seemed to be the only person in all of Philadelphia
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who wasn't seeing K.I.T.T. that day.
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Oh, man.
I wish I was there.
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ADULT ADAM: Literally.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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What the hell is that?
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It looks your father
and your uncle
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doing the thing
you wanted to do...
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I know what it is, Pops!
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Whoo!
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That was amazing.
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Who would've enjoyed
this more than us?
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No one, that's who!
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ADULT ADAM:
There was someone...
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A spiteful dork in a puffer vest
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ready to unleash pure nerd rage.
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You!
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What are you doing?
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I got to pull the car in!
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How could you two
see K.I.T.T. without me?
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Calm down. How was I
supposed to know
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you wanted to see
the awesome TV car?
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'Cause I'm the one
who told you about it!
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Ah. That's where
I heard that.
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In my defense,
you're always talking
about these He-Mans,
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these robots, and these Trons,
they all kind of
blur together.
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You're confusing
sci-fi fantasy
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with reality-based
sci-fi action.
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00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,201
You're embarrassing yourself!
242
00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,970
Listen, kid, if it's
any consolation,
243
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,138
you were totally right.
244
00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,440
Meeting K.I.T.T.
in person...
245
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,441
It was, like, life-changing.
246
00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,710
It w... It was better
than you could ever think!
247
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,947
That's not a consolation!
That's rubbing my face in it!
248
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:12,150
Look, I know it meant a lot
to you, so it's on me.
249
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,518
And?
And, uh...
250
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,886
We should just
move past this.
251
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:15,787
No!
Hey! Hey!
252
00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:19,224
Your father is opening up
his heart to you, Adam.
253
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,927
You should be
more sensitive
to his feelings.
254
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,528
It's Thanksgiving, man!
255
00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,196
Kids, huh?
Unbelievable.
256
00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,432
Fine! You want...
You want to see bad?
257
00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:30,802
Mark my words,
vengeance will be...
258
00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,971
Oh, man, this thing's fast!
259
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,006
(QUICKLY)
Vengeance will be mine!
260
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,242
Ew, there's a spider here!
261
00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:39,911
ADULT ADAM:
It was still Thanksgiving,
262
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,446
and I was going to dish some sweet revenge
263
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,182
by turning my dad and uncle against each other.
264
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,084
Come on,
they're getting along.
265
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:49,888
Don't take that
away from them over
some singing boat.
266
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:50,989
Talking car.
267
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,857
Enough with
this meshuggaas.
268
00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,060
Dad and Uncle Marvin
think they can just take
269
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,962
my favorite TV show?
(LAUGHS)
270
00:09:56,964 --> 00:10:01,266
We'll see about that
when I unleash
the power of this.
271
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,500
A fun kid's game?
272
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:03,201
Ages 8 and up,
273
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:06,538
and guaranteed to turn
my uncle against my dad.
274
00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:09,307
That's it, we are
officially not brothers!
275
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,375
Guys, relax.
276
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,644
All I said was
only one person
277
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,646
could be
the Michael Knight
game piece.
278
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:18,750
We just have to figure out
which one of you
is not the hero.
279
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:19,351
I'm the Hoff!
280
00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:21,553
If anyone is
Michael Knight,
it's me!
281
00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:23,989
Be the car!
You love the car!
282
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:28,593
You think that I would
ever let you ride in me?
283
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,128
Oh-ho-ho!
284
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,563
I ride in you!
285
00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,965
Oh, this is, like,
crazy awkward.
286
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,101
We can't have two
Michael Knights.
287
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,535
This is just like
when we were kids
288
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:40,238
and you always wanted to be
the Lone Ranger,
289
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,574
and you forced me
to be Tonto!
290
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:43,642
You loved Tonto!
291
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,876
Why don't you both discuss
292
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,544
the childhood betrayal
in detail?
293
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,080
I always wanted to be
the Lone Ranger,
294
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,715
but now I proved you
wrong!
295
00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,217
I'm a cop!
You're not a cop!
296
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:55,353
You just guard the fountain
where the bored dads sit.
297
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,588
Ouch. Attacking you
as a person.
298
00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:59,958
Well, you know
everything there is
to know about sitting,
299
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,558
don't you, Mur?
300
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:04,529
Because that's all you
ever do, you lazy ass!
301
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,431
Well, I'm walking now!
302
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,165
Look at this!
303
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,868
You can't storm out!
That's my move!
304
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,603
He is the worst, huh?
305
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,004
Know what'll really
piss him off?
306
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,306
I don't. Tell me.
Say it!
307
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,642
A picture of you sitting
in the real K.I.T.T.
308
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,244
That would prove
you're the Hoff.
309
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,879
Hey!
The mall where I work...
310
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,415
That's where they're
storing all the
Thanksgiving Day floats...
311
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:26,918
K.I.T.T. included!
Let's go there now.
312
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,119
What a brilliant idea,
313
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,388
which you had with
no help from me.
314
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,624
Here's your jacket
and car keys!
315
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:33,191
Let's jam!
316
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,592
ADULT ADAM:
As my plan was heating up,
317
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:38,163
things were getting frostier between Bill and my mom.
318
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,597
Excusez-moi.
319
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,199
Okay, Bill, if you
could just stay
320
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,169
in your designated area,
I would appreciate it.
321
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:44,936
Oh, my bad. You see,
322
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,072
when you're a pro
at Thanksgiving like me,
323
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,039
cooking is like jazz.
324
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,874
You just go where
it takes you.
325
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,443
(SCATTING)
326
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:52,177
Salt.
327
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,546
No one likes jazz,
okay? No one.
328
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,715
Oh, well, maybe we should do
a little Pepsi Challenge.
329
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,250
Put our birds side by side.
Winner takes all!
330
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,553
We're not having
a cook-off, okay?
331
00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,754
You're a guest in my home.
332
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,222
I couldn't embarrass you
like that.
333
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,423
Ooh! Sounds like
someone's scared.
334
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,393
Maybe you should be cooking
a chicken instead! (CLUCKS)
335
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,762
Okay, now he's taunting her
with the chicken squawk.
336
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,964
This is bad.
Don't sweat it, babe.
337
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,401
Big Tasty is the master
at defusing tension.
338
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,402
There's a line.
Excuse me.
339
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,670
Stop it.
I'm gonna just help you.
340
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,505
Mom. Bill.
It's Thanksgiving.
341
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,640
And me and Lainey
both think...
342
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,609
Oh, sweet god of food,
343
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:26,978
what is in my mouth-face
right now?
344
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:27,679
Barry, no!
345
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:28,680
My famous fried
stuffing balls.
346
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:32,517
Bill wins! Bill wins
the Pepsi Challenge
for Thanksgiving!
347
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,852
Okay, what Barry
meant to say
348
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,420
was let's not make today
a competition.
349
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,055
It's not what
the holiday's about.
350
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,056
Ow, so hot!
Don't care.
351
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,157
Kids make
a good point, Bev.
352
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,892
Today's not about
winners or losers.
353
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,560
Don't look at me.
You're right.
354
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,995
Shame on us
for competing over
355
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,497
who cares more
about Thanksgiving.
356
00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:46,898
Although, if it was
a competition,
357
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,033
clearly I'd win because
I'm a single dad
358
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,435
and this day
is all I got.
359
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,102
Oh, would you win, though?
360
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,038
'Cause I'm the one
with three kids about
to leave the nest
361
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,640
and pretty soon
it'll just be
me and Murray
362
00:12:55,642 --> 00:13:00,578
staring silently at each other
across a long table thinking,
363
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,413
"Is this all there is?"
364
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:02,814
Sad story, Bev.
365
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,216
But not as sad
as the Thanksgiving when
Lainey's mommy left.
366
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,585
Which isn't important,
'cause it's not a competition.
367
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,153
No, it isn't.
368
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,021
So it doesn't
matter that I
tell you that year
369
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,790
I was too depressed
to cook.
370
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,758
Little Lainey looked up
at me and said,
371
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,760
(HIGH-PITCHED)
"Why no twurkey, Dada?"
372
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,594
(NORMAL VOICE)
In that moment,
373
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,663
I vowed that
I would always
fry her a turkey.
374
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,365
Okay, now you're both
just competing
375
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,599
over whose life is sadder.
376
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,035
Oh, you want sad?
I'll give you sad.
377
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:28,306
It was Thanksgiving 1946,
but where was Grandma?
378
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,340
Not at dinner.
379
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,675
She was pinned underneath
a trolley car.
380
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,912
Okay, stop. Just go back
to your stupid
turkey competition.
381
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,914
May the best turkey win.
Which is mine!
382
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,782
Excuse me,
I need to get through.
383
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:38,950
I'm sorry.
Pardon me.
384
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:39,517
I'm sorry.
Pardon me.
385
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,986
ADULT ADAM:
As the turkey competition turned into a nightmare,
386
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,923
I was about to meet the car of my dreams.
387
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:45,890
Follow me.
388
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,960
Stick to the shadows
and watch my 6:00.
389
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,597
(CHOIR SINGING)
390
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:57,268
� Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh �
391
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,272
(ENGINE STARTS)
392
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,574
Do you hear that?
393
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,108
(IMITATES K.I.T.T.'S
SCANNER WHOOSHING)
394
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:07,178
(IMITATES K.I.T.T.'S
SCANNER WHOOSHING)
395
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:08,479
Do me a favor.
396
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,515
I want you to take
a picture of me
as Michael Knight
397
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,617
and we can rub it in
your dad's ass face!
398
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,685
(LAUGHS)
399
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,053
Say, "Trans zam!"
400
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:15,954
(LAUGHS)
401
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,057
Cool, and then maybe
we could switch?
402
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,391
Or we can fire it up
403
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,228
and then your dad can
see me behind the wheel!
404
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,763
Uh, I think if we
get caught driving it,
405
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,032
we could get into
some serious trouble.
406
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,000
Don't worry, kid.
407
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,603
The security in
this mall is terrible.
408
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,637
Ahhh!
409
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,406
(KNIGHT RIDER THEME PLAYS)
410
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,480
(BOTH SCATTING
KNIGHT RIDER THEME)
411
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,957
� I am the Knight Rider � � I am the Knight Rider �
412
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,093
(BOTH LAUGH)
413
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:55,860
What the hell is this?
414
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,897
Now who's Michael Knight,
you dook nugget?
415
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:03,001
You made my son
an accessory
to grand theft auto
416
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,235
just to get back at me?
417
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,103
It was worth it!
418
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,772
Unless I go to jail.
Then it was not worth it.
419
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,774
Get ready to gobble gobble,
Goldbergs!
420
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,976
Yes, we're all very excited
to eat a turkey
421
00:15:11,978 --> 00:15:12,977
that's been fried
in a trash can.
422
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:17,181
Well, everybody hold on,
your taste buds are
about to explode!
423
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,083
Whoa!
Ahhh!
424
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,419
Admit it.
I'm the Michael Knight.
425
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,554
I'm even driving the car!
426
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,657
(BREATHLESSLY)
Son of a bitch!
Holy crap!
427
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,493
(VOICE BREAKING) Oh, no,
K.I.T.T.'s hurt real bad!
428
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,260
Balls!
429
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,461
Somebody call a car doctor!
430
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,630
That's called a mechanic,
you moron.
431
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,831
(NORMAL VOICE)
You shut up!
432
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,767
I'm the Michael Knight,
okay?
433
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,036
I know exactly
what to do here.
434
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,504
What's that?
435
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,209
ADULT ADAM:
It had been moments
436
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,577
since the Great Goldberg Turkey Explosion,
437
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:49,480
but inside, my family was about to go nuclear.
438
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,884
This is your fault, Mur!
You did that to my car!
439
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:53,651
It's not your car!
440
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,921
And how would I
send a turkey
flying out of the sky?
441
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:59,390
A turkey only goes airborne
like that if it's frozen,
442
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:03,294
which means somebody popped it
in the freezer! You did this!
443
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:03,661
Excuse me?
444
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,464
It's just like you
to steal a car
on Thanksgiving.
445
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,133
Why don't you bring it back
before something
worse happens?
446
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,836
There you go,
bossing me around again!
447
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,871
Face it... You've been
jealous of my turkey
448
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,573
since the moment
it stepped claw
in this house.
449
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,208
This is exactly why
I hated playing
450
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,210
the Lone Ranger
when we were kids.
451
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,545
I had to be bossy!
452
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,080
I was the one raising you,
453
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,448
'cause our dad
was never there!
454
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,117
Admit it! You put that
turkey in the freezer!
455
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,418
I never asked you
to be my father.
456
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,354
I never asked for you
to be my brother,
457
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,855
but I didn't get a choice
in that either.
458
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,257
All right! Maybe I did
want your turkey to be
459
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,592
a tad less delicious
than mine,
460
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,996
but I didn't know
it was going to turn into
a meat rocket!
461
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:38,663
A-ha!
462
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,731
Oh, boy. Barry,
say something.
463
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:40,832
I have no mother!
Something helpful.
464
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,134
Then we both agree...
We're done being brothers!
465
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:43,835
Fine by me!
466
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,371
No! The idea here
was to enjoy a car,
467
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,939
not hate each other forever!
468
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:48,473
Don't look at me!
469
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,009
He's the one that refused
to let me be Michael Knight!
470
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,310
I was wrong.
There can be two!
471
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,879
Like how there are
two Adam Goldbergs
in my school!
472
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,881
Come on, Lainey.
We're leaving!
473
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,183
Yeah!
I'm leaving, as well!
474
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,885
And I'm never coming back!
475
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:01,819
The Hoff has spoken.
476
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,155
Oh, no, he hasn't.
You know why?
477
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,256
Because I'm the Hoff!
478
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,058
Oh, look,
now the Hoff's spoken!
479
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,627
Oh, no, you are mistaken
because the Hoff
already spoke!
480
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:10,995
Uncle Marvin, don't go!
481
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,263
You know nothing
of the Hoff!
482
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,165
I am the Hoff,
infinity, no backsies!
483
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,166
There's two Adam Goldbergs!
484
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,001
One of us uses an F
to differentiate!
485
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,736
What the...
Everyone, come back!
486
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,005
It's Thanks-(BLEEP)-giving!
487
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,908
This is what you get
for being meat-eaters.
488
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,443
(CHUCKLES)
489
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,279
Not the right time to talk
about my thing, huh?
490
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,081
I'll come back later.
491
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,118
(SIGHS)
492
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,420
Look at that guy...
493
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,488
Born to be a pain
in my ass.
494
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,258
Look, don't blame
Uncle Marvin.
495
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,326
I may have kind of
purposely
496
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,995
turned you guys
against each other.
497
00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:46,964
Why?
I was mad you saw
K.I.T.T. without me,
498
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,767
but it was wrong to
tear you guys apart.
499
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,036
Also, it was shockingly
easy to do.
500
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,539
Honestly, it weirdly
took no effort.
501
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,375
Yeah, well, it's on me
not remembering
502
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,810
that that's
your favorite show.
503
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,778
At least I finally
got to see the car
504
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,314
'cause, you know,
we stole it.
505
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:06,084
And I finally got along
with my brother.
506
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,452
For a little while,
at least.
507
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,620
Well, it doesn't have
to be over.
508
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,657
(WHEN IN ROME'S
THE PROMISE PLAYS)
509
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:17,128
(SIGHS)
510
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,931
Let me guess.
You came out here
to tell me how much
511
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,499
I screwed everything up
again.
512
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:26,637
I came out here
to tell you that, um...
513
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,539
� If you need a friend...
514
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,041
...I was wrong.
515
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:30,308
What?
516
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,678
Look, I know I wasn't
great to you when
we were growing up...
517
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,779
� You know in the end...
518
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,147
...but, you know,
Dad wasn't around,
519
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,216
and I figured
I had to be the boss.
520
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,517
� I'll always be there...
521
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,120
Yeah, well, I'm sure
it wasn't easy.
522
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,020
� But when you're in doubt...
523
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,056
Point is, I should have
given you the chance
524
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,724
to be the Lone Ranger, too.
525
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:47,959
� And when you're in danger
526
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,260
Thanks, man,
that means a lot.
527
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,862
Well, you can still
be the Hoff.
528
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:52,697
� Take a look all around
It's up to you.
529
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,565
You know, you're the one
who's the cop.
530
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,401
� And I'll be there
(VOICE BREAKING)
Aw, Mur.
531
00:18:57,403 --> 00:19:00,538
You're choking me up here.
That was not my intention.
532
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:00,905
Bring it in.
533
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,141
No, hugging in a car...
� Of the right words to say
534
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,109
No, I... I... Okay.
(GROANS) Oh, buddy.
535
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,078
� I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be
536
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,147
� Promise � But if you wait around a while
537
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,081
What's going on
out there?
538
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,517
Dad apologized
to Uncle Marvin.
� I promise
539
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,951
No.
� I promise you I will
540
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,154
I guess that's what
today's about...
541
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,489
Being thankful for
the people that are here,
542
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,358
even if they
drive you crazy.
543
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,058
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
544
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:25,096
my mom realized she could still save Thanksgiving.
545
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:28,432
Well, well,
it's the turkey saboteur.
546
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,269
I deserve that.
But I, uh...
547
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:35,273
Just wanted to tell you
that you win.
548
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,275
I do?
Yes.
549
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,911
Your Thanksgivings
were way sadder.
550
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:44,582
And I realize that as much
as the holiday means to me,
551
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,083
it means way more
to you.
552
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,084
� But if you wait around a while
553
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,921
Listen, I just wasn't ready
to change up Thanksgiving.
554
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,355
� I promise I promise you I will
555
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,823
It's always been
me and Lainey.
556
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:53,891
� I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking
557
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,093
� Of the right words to say
She's all I have.
558
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,462
And now you have us, too.
559
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,231
And we can figure out
560
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,167
how to have the best
Thanksgiving for both of us.
561
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,602
� I'd make you fall for me
562
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,803
� I promise you I promise you I will
563
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:09,473
ADULT ADAM: That year, our Thanksgiving got a little bigger.
564
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:09,840
Okay, folks,
565
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,243
Bev and I aren't quite sure
what this will be like,
566
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,978
but it's her seasonings
and a little bit
567
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,714
of Lewis frying know-how.
Dig in!
568
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,050
Holy crap,
that's amazing!
� Of the right words to say
569
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,152
What happened to
your vegetable thing?
570
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,386
Eh, I'll try it again
next year
571
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,922
when everyone doesn't have
as much stuff going on.
572
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:28,159
ADULT ADAM: Turns out, doesn't matter what kind of turkey you cook.
573
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:29,760
And a Happy Thanksgiving,
everyone.
574
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,397
Happy Thanksgiving, you guys.
ADULT ADAM:
Or what table you sit at.
575
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,633
It's the people who you welcome into your home
576
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,969
and your heart who really matter. � I will
577
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:41,606
And that's something to be truly thankful for.
578
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,341
� I will
579
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,042
� I will �
580
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,146
(LAUGHTER)
MAN: Go!
581
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,650
(TURKEY SIZZLING)
582
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,657
(SIGHS) Being
a vegetarian sucked.
583
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,393
Honestly, I was just
looking for something
to distract me
584
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,629
from thinking about
Geoff all the time.
585
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,796
No freakin' way!
586
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,798
Hey, Geoff!
Look, it's Geoff!
587
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,267
I thought Barry
was messing with me
588
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,268
when he said
K.I.T.T. was here.
589
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,102
Knight Rider is
my favorite show!
590
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:15,606
Mine too!
I love the knights
and horses and swords.
591
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,841
Maybe don't talk
until you've seen it.
592
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,743
We should take her
for a spin together!
593
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,645
Uh, maybe grab a burger,
just me and you?
594
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,781
Oh, my God, yes!
We can swing by Evy's
house and pick her up!
595
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,348
She's gonna flip!
596
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,450
That's not how
you wanted it
to work, huh?
597
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,485
Yeah, really not my week.
598
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:31,188
K.I.T.T.,
pick up girlfriend.
(LAUGHS)
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