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ADULT ADAM:
Ah, The Breakfast Club...
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� Hey, hey, hey, hey Truly the ultimate teen movie of the '80s.
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� Ooh, ooh Every high school clique was represented.
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The geeks, the jocks,
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the loners, the Molly Ringwalds.
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It showed us that if we'd sit and talk in a circle of trust,
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we could all be friends.
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� Won't You Come See About Me?
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Of course, that didn't apply to me.
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I was a freshman.
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High school meant I had a clean slate.
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The movie inspired me to reinvent myself.
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I am the coolest
freshman alive.
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ADULT ADAM: I wasn't.
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But, damn it, Judd Nelson sure taught me how to be.
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What the hell
is this?
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Why aren't
you moving?
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Stop it!
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Start moving
your body!
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And lucky for me, I had a big older bro and sis
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who would help me out.
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Why do you have
so many outfits on?
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Yeah, you look like a hobo
who lives in a dumpster
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behind a Burlington
Coat Factory.
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It's my new look.
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I'm locking in
who I'm gonna be
for the next four years.
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Did you cut the fingers off
of my lace Madonna gloves?
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Now they're fingerless
tough-guy gloves...
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with some lace.
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Okay, here's how
this year's gonna work.
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During school hours,
you will not walk, talk,
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or breathe
anywhere near us.
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Well, what if
I need you guys?
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You definitely will,
but we won't be there.
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Thing is,
I'm a senior now,
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so my focus will be
on being super popular
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and making
terrible mistakes
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that will greatly
affect my future.
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And as one
of the school's top jocks,
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I'll be knocking the books
out of your hands.
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You're not the school's
top anything!
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This is madness!
Is it?
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This year, I'm joining
the varsity wrestling,
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basketball,
and cross-country.
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Cross-country?
Since when can you
run far or fast?
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Oh, I run.
I run plenty.
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Yeah,
your weird Barry run.
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Are you crazy?
I don't run like that.
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I run like this.
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Yeah, it's probably best
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that both of you stay away
from me this year.
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Schmoopaloos,
exciting news!
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We need to have
a little talk.
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Stop running.
Eyes on me.
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Remember how
I told you all summer
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I was taking
a painting class
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to help give my life
a sense of purpose?
No.
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Huh?
Who paints what?
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You people don't listen
to a word I say.
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And I would be deeply hurt
if it wasn't all a total lie.
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I was taking a course
for this.
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It's my teaching certificate.
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For what?
For substitute teaching!
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For where?
High school!
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For which high school?
Yours!
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This... (GAGS)
isn't happening!
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That's right.
You're gonna be seeing
a whole lot more of Mama.
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Oh, balls!
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(GIGGLES)
Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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I feel anger in my body!
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See, that's it.
That's the Barry run.
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� Hey, hey, hey, hey �
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ADULT ADAM:
It was September 3rd, 1980-something,
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the night before school started,
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and our worst nightmare had become reality.
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Question. What does
this sweater say to you?
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School?
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That's exactly
what I was going for.
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Look at you.
A real teacher.
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While this might
have begun as a way
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for me to inappropriately
track my children's
every move,
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it's given me
a renewed sense of purpose.
MURRAY: I'm thrilled.
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You're always marching down
there to make trouble anyhow.
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Might as well
get some money for it.
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Also, you're supporting
the most important woman
in your life.
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Sure! Why not?
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(GASPS)
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Hey! What do you think?
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How does
Professor Goldberg look?
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Mom, you're not
a professor.
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Well, then why do I have
a Ph.D in nose boops?
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Boop, boop, boop! Ha!
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See you in the halls,
delicious pupils.
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Excuse us, Father.
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We hate to interrupt
your evening,
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but we would like
to borrow a brief moment
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of your valuable
personal time.
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What the hell's going on?
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You morons always
come in screaming
when you want something.
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It's true. This energy
is very unnerving.
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Shouting at you has produced
poor results in the past,
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and at this moment,
our lives are at stake.
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Which is why
we came to you as calm,
mature, young adults
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to talk this out rationally.
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Even Barry?
Seems unlikely.
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Agreed.
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Since you're
asking so politely,
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I'll wait before I say no.
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We need to discuss
Mom's new position
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at William Penn Academy.
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As you know,
children need healthy walls
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between their academic
and home lives.
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And, if I may add,
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Mom is a monster
that must be stopped!
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No, Barry!
You promised!
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(SIGHS) Sorry! Sorry.
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Well, the answer's no.
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Have a good school year.
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So, may I?
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Go to town.
Do your thing.
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W-What's going on here?
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You make Mom quit
or I will knock everything
over you love,
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starting with
these thin books!
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(GRUNTS)
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What are you doing?
You're scaring the dog!
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I...am throwing...
candies in anger!
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Ooh. (PANTING)
Went too hot too fast. Here.
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I need... like five hours
to recharge my anger.
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(P.A. FEEDBACK)
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BALL: Hello, and welcome William Penn Academy.
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Thrilled to be back
for what's shaping up to be
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the most exciting
school year with--
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(YELLS) Oh, crap!
She's already here!
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Just get to class!
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My God, lady.
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It's the first minute
of the school year.
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(STAMMERING) Minute.
Oh, Earl.
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I'm not here to beat you
into submission.
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I'm here to teach.
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I'm sorry. Teach?
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Yes. I got certified
over the summer.
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I'm on your list of subs.
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I am unaware
of any such list.
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Here it is.
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See? There's my
name right there.
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I put it there myself.
Right at the top.
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See it?
Uh-huh.
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See it? See?
Yeah. I see.
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See?
I see it.
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See?
I see it, damn it!
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Yay! (CHUCKLES)
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So, where do you
need me, boss?
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Thing is,
it is the first day of school
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and all of my teachers
are here and healthy.
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So, I will give you a call
as soon as... never.
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I get the sense you don't
want me here, Earl.
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Oh, good!
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Thanks for reading
all the obvious social cues.
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You're not seeing
the big picture, boss.
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You're gonna need me one day,
and you know where I'll be?
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Please don't
say here.
Here. Waiting.
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Like a panther.
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A panther who teaches.
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Please don't wait
like a teaching panther.
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Oh, I'll wait but well,
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'cause you never know
when one of your teachers
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might get sick
or have a nasty accident.
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Please don't hurt anybody.
See you soon.
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ADULT ADAM: As my mom was anxious to get teaching,
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I was about to teach my best friends
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a lesson in cool.
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Welcome back, gentlemen.
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Whoa. What's with
all the jackets?
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Yeah, man.
Denim on flannel
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on tweed?
That looks swampy.
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So swampy.
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But that's the price
of being a badass.
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Wait.
What's with your jacket?
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Clean slate, bro.
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This year,
I'm reinventing myself
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as a badass greaser
like Fanzine.
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Already got the hair.
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Fanzine doesn't
have a bowl cut.
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And why are you
in so much purple?
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I'm reinventing myself
to be a sexy badass
like Prince.
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We can't all reinvent
ourselves as biases.
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This is not good.
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No one knows us here!
We can be anything we want!
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Hey, look.
It's the jacket gang.
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It's true!
They're all wearing jackets!
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It's what defines them.
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Later, jacket jerks.
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Oh, no.
We've been mislabeled.
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Take 'em off!
Take 'em off!
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It's too late.
We can't be seen together
till next semester.
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Enjoy the holidays!
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Erica!
I need your help.
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No, no, no!
We had an agreement!
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Dude,
you're super sweaty.
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I committed to this look
before I checked the weather.
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Please. I need help.
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I'm a senior.
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I don't have time
for any drama,
especially yours.
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Speaking of drama,
what about Geoff Schwartz?
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Who cares
about that tool?
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I mean, sure,
he loved me
his whole life
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and I foolishly
blew him off.
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But now Geoff's with Envy,
which is great,
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'cause I can focus
on my year of awesome
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and really get out there.
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Crap.
Here they come.
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Close the door.
Close the metal door.
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I... Slam it in my face.
I can take it.
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Please tell me
they're gone.
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Make a whole, people!
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Peak physical champions
coming through.
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Check this out, fellas.
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Boom!
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Whoa. What are you
doing, man?
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That's not how you welcome
somebody to our school.
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But we're jocks.
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We're student athletes,
bro. Leaders on
and off the field.
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Have a good year,
little man.
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Wait up! I love nerds!
Just...
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I'll punch someone else.
Just tell me who to punch.
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ADULT ADAM:
Even though we were still trying to find our place
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at school, our mom was feeling right at home.
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Oh, the teachers' lounge!
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Oh! (CHUCKLES)
So beautiful.
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I'm home.
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Well, well, well.
The rumors are true.
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Hello, Andre.
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(LAUGHING) Oh.
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I've been waiting for this
moment a long, long time.
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Thank you so much.
I've worked really hard
to get here.
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Not to support you.
To destroy you!
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What?
Well, maybe not destroy,
but to be cold and distant.
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Doesn't really
come naturally to me.
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I'm really a people person.
Everybody says so.
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But after all the times
you made the teachers'
lives hell,
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did you really think
that we were gonna
accept you as one of us?
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It wasn't personal.
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I was just doing my job
as Mama Bear.
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Well, the bear's
got no claws now.
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(LAUGHS) That's right!
We got the claws!
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Rawer.
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Let me do the talking,
Bruce.
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I'm afraid only
real teachers
249
00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,114
are welcome
in the teachers' lounge.
250
00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,049
(CHUCKLES)
And you're not one of us.
251
00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:39,651
So, where am I
supposed to eat lunch?
252
00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,621
The cafeteria.
That's where all the subs eat.
253
00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:44,122
All the subs
and that new music teacher
254
00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,492
who wants all the students
to think that
he's one of them.
255
00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,059
(SCOFFS)
256
00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,195
Yeah, I had a band
once, too, Cody.
257
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,430
Point is, get out!
258
00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,566
That day, my mom wasn't the only one
259
00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,769
searching for a place to eat her lunch.
260
00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,470
Stupid Geoff and Envy,
261
00:08:58,472 --> 00:09:02,774
ruining the cool table
with their love and
unsanitary food play.
262
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:03,708
Now I've got nowhere to sit.
263
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,277
I'm the one who needs
to find the right table,
264
00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:07,746
'cause where I sit
will define me
for the next four years.
265
00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:10,382
It's just like
The Breakfast Club.
266
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,449
Look at the cliques,
267
00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,553
the cheerleaders, the burners,
the band geeks,
268
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:15,720
the... Mom?
269
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,722
Hey, kids! Over here!
270
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,623
Come sit with your mother!
271
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,493
Oh! Balls, balls, balls.
Son of a...
272
00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:23,028
Um, your mom's here.
273
00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,663
We know. We see her.
274
00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,931
Yoo-hoo!
Can you see me?
275
00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:26,898
She's waving
very clearly at us.
276
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,367
I'm your mama! I pushed you
out of my swimsuit area!
277
00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:33,705
Barry didn't want the jocks
to see him screaming
uncontrollably at his mother.
278
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:34,306
I've got grapes.
279
00:09:34,308 --> 00:09:36,041
So he sent me over
to talk some sense into her.
280
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,510
Let's just go
before this gets worse.
281
00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:41,112
Well, park your cute,
little toughies.
282
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,948
I'm having
a terrible first day.
283
00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,883
I can't sit with
my mom at lunch.
284
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,685
I'm already
the sweaty jacket kid.
285
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,687
It would ruin any
shred of cool I have left.
286
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,723
Forgive me, Mrs. G.,
but Barry wants you to know,
287
00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:52,991
"Get out, you monster!
288
00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,193
"Get out through that window,
right now!"
289
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,528
If you don't
sit at this table,
290
00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:59,364
then I have failed
as a mother and an educator.
291
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,131
You are not an educator!
292
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,800
You are just a crazy lady
in a worm sweater!
293
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:05,003
Okay, you are walking on
very dangerous ground
right now.
294
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,238
This worm is the only child
I have left.
295
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,808
No one wants your sweater,
and no one wants you!
296
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:10,709
Goldbergs, please!
297
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,243
What on Earth
is going on over here?
298
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,878
I'll tell you
what's going on, Earl.
299
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:14,946
You have some very mean,
300
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,881
disrespectful children
at this school.
301
00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:17,983
Well, they're your children.
302
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,451
Tell them
what happens to a student
303
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,852
when they sass-mouth
a teacher.
304
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:21,786
They get
Saturday detention.
305
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,189
Why don't you tell her
what happens to a teacher
306
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,557
who abuses her power?
307
00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:26,424
Teachers get fired.
308
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:29,394
Oh, my God.
Earl, write a detention.
309
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,629
It's not that (BLEEP) hard!
310
00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,932
Whoa! Whoa! Everyone,
go back to your lunches!
311
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,500
Not okay. Not okay.
312
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,203
What's not okay is you
haven't told the blond lady
313
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:38,903
to hit the bricks!
314
00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:40,271
Yeah, man!
Do your job!
315
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:43,942
Barry was hoping you'd step in
and wanted to add, uh,
316
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,176
"Grow some plums!"
317
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:45,744
Okay, listen.
318
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,145
You kids cannot
talk to me that way,
319
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:50,148
'cause now you really do
have Saturday detention.
320
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:50,915
What?
No!
321
00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,917
How am I in trouble?
I'm just Barry's messenger.
322
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,486
Well, then deliver this one.
323
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,022
I expect to see him
Saturday, too.
324
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:57,956
(SCREAMS)
325
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,891
So much for my year
of awesome!
326
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,292
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah.
327
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:01,926
I officially give up,
328
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,029
and not just because
my mom invaded my school,
329
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:08,233
but because I suck at love
and I'm gonna die alone!
330
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,801
Forever alone!
331
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,737
Don't mind her.
She's a basket case.
332
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,572
Also, you're fired
from the job you never had.
333
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:17,776
Is it because I screamed out
a bad word in the cafeteria?
334
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,944
Sort of a grab bag
of things.
335
00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,147
Oh, (BLEEP)
336
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:27,485
ADULT ADAM:
It was 7:00 a.m. Saturday morning,
337
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,254
and my dream of living The Breakfast Club
338
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,122
had become way too real.
339
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,526
Well, well.
Here we are.
340
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,095
It is now 7:06.
341
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,698
You have exactly
8 hours and 54 minutes
342
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,400
to ponder
the error of your ways.
343
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,703
My office is
right across that hall.
344
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:47,906
Any monkey business
is ill-advised.
345
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,308
Questions?
I got a question.
346
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,244
Does Barry Manilow know
that you raid his wardrobe?
347
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,446
Well, aren't you nice?
348
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:57,282
I happen to be
quite the fan low.
349
00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,819
No, it's from a movie.
It's what the cool kid does--
350
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:01,519
And he's gone.
351
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,455
Eight hours?
This is a nightmare.
352
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:05,490
No, it's not.
It's just like
The Breakfast Club.
353
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,859
Think about it.
We're just like
the characters.
354
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,695
Lainey's the popular princess.
Barry's the jock.
355
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:14,365
And Erica's Ally Seedy,
the crazy,
unstable basket case.
356
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,401
Hey! I'm just
a little depressed
and uncovered
357
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,037
'cause I'm having
a few boy issues, and...
358
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:19,504
Shut up!
359
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,807
And I, of course, am Bender,
the troubled bad boy.
360
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,909
You're the nerd, nerd.
Everyone knows it.
361
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,579
I am not the nerd.
You're the nerd, dude.
362
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,380
Who are you,
and why are you here?
363
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,951
I'm Johnny Atkins,
and I'm always here.
364
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,054
So needlessly destructive.
365
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,224
That's such an
Anthony Michael Hall
thing to say.
366
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,959
Totally.
Classic nursery.
367
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:41,793
I am not the nerd.
368
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:45,263
I guess there will
just be two bad boys.
369
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,298
Can't have two bad boys.
370
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:47,966
Okay. Babe, let's bail.
371
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,102
How? The only way out
is past Ball's office.
372
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,137
Or is it?
373
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:55,006
Again, this is
just like the movie.
374
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,674
No one cares
about the stupid movie!
375
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,810
Now help me into the ceiling
like in the movie!
376
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,112
While Barry was running away from detention,
377
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,349
my mom was retreating to what she knew best.
378
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,216
What's all this?
379
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,318
Oh, you know me.
Busy, busy, busy.
380
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,388
If I don't get dinner
on the table,
nobody else will.
381
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,422
It's 8:00
in the morning.
382
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,892
She's in a tizzy.
Help her.
383
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:17,228
Bevy, you do this
when you're upset.
384
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,363
Or happy.
385
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,198
But right now, upset.
386
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,366
I'm not upset.
387
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,033
This house is a mess
388
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,636
because I let that silly,
little teaching job
get in the way,
389
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,372
but now I know
this is where I belong.
390
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,240
But that teaching job
meant so much to you.
391
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,776
Well, this family
means so much more to me.
392
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,712
Also, nobody from the school
wants me there.
That's not true.
393
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:38,183
Principal Ball literally said,
"I don't want you here."
394
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,417
Well,
that could mean anything.
395
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,518
And the kids say
I ruined their lives.
396
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,755
They ruined ours, too.
It's the circle of life.
397
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,056
And the teachers
hate my guts.
398
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,991
Well, there's history there.
And I got fired.
399
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,360
Well, they clearly
don't want you there,
400
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,562
so that makes sense.
401
00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,596
You're not good at this.
402
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:55,066
I just realized
I'm not a teacher.
403
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,701
I'm a mom.
404
00:13:56,703 --> 00:14:00,038
I'm gonna go cheese-up
some cod.
405
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,141
Seeing my mom abandon her dream,
406
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,576
my dad did the unimaginable.
407
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:07,378
He got involved.
We need to talk.
408
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,646
Oh, good.
409
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,315
First week
wouldn't seem complete
410
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,183
without uncomfortable
quality time
411
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,551
with every Goldberg.
412
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,620
You need to let Beverly
be a teacher again.
413
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,789
The thing is,
she never was a teacher,
414
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,824
and she won't be
as long as I'm in charge.
415
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,993
I think you're looking
at this the wrong way.
416
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,595
If Beverly works for you,
417
00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:25,997
she no longer
comes here as a mother.
418
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,198
She's an employee.
419
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,401
Who's the boss
of all the employees?
420
00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:32,036
I am.
421
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:35,106
That means she'd no longer
be your worst nightmare.
422
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:39,043
She'd be the worst nightmare
of anyone you want her to be.
423
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,246
That's a scary amount
of power.
424
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,480
I think you
unleash the power.
425
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,717
You give me the word,
and Beverly will be here.
426
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:49,320
Get on the horn
and make it happen.
427
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,689
I am taking
my Saturdays back!
428
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,858
The harpsichord
in our living room
429
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,361
has been silent
for too long!
430
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:57,428
Hot dog!
431
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,063
I'll call my wife.
432
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,398
She's gonna be thrilled.
433
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,866
You stupid, stupid man!
434
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,902
How could you
do this to me?
435
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:04,903
You were so sad!
436
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,371
I actually did something
good for once!
437
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,973
Seriously?
Who marches down
to the school
438
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,242
and makes
unreasonable demands?
439
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,278
You do! All the time!
440
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,145
And who cares?
441
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,247
Earl said
he wants you back.
442
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:16,881
Doesn't matter.
443
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,851
Even if Ball wants me there,
my own kids don't.
444
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,753
Well, who's gonna
sit here all day
445
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:22,921
and watch these damn kids?
446
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:26,591
You wanted to get involved?
Get involved.
447
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:28,993
Aw, man.
448
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,029
I did not think this through.
449
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,766
I'm hungry,
and my thighs are so cramp.
450
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,201
Why didn't I just go
out the window?
451
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,003
ADULT ADAM: While Barry was losing his way
452
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:39,837
in the intricate maze
453
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:43,608
of air ducts, we were losing our minds from boredom.
454
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,376
I really need to shower.
455
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,211
All right, morons.
Listen up.
456
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,913
Dad? Why are you here?
457
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:49,647
I've been put in charge.
458
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,749
Sweet. You're not a teacher,
so we can bail.
459
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,786
Oh! I'm worse than a teacher.
I'm your dad.
460
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:58,623
And that means,
I can take away everything
you know and love.
461
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,327
Well, you're not my dad,
so I'm out of here, man.
462
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,696
That's fine.
I don't even know who that is.
463
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:07,532
The rest of you
are gonna be writing an essay
464
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,266
of at least 1,000 words.
465
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,134
An essay that will
bond us together
466
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,869
like in
The Breakfast Club?
467
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,604
No. You're gonna write
nice things about your mom.
468
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,841
Make her feel
like you want her
around all the time.
469
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,810
That's the opposite
of what we want.
470
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:19,577
Do it, morons!
471
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,447
The next time I come in here,
I'm cracking' skulls!
472
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,482
(BARRY SCREAMING)
(THUDS)
473
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,586
Freedom!
474
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,022
Oh.
475
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,828
Our breakfast club was passing us by,
476
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,463
and I was getting desperate.
477
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,497
Guys, this is crazy.
478
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,666
The day's almost over
and we've yet to bond
479
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,201
or reveal
our deepest secrets.
480
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,169
This isn't
a John Hughes movie, dude.
481
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,270
No! I refuse to accept that.
482
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,707
Bonding will happen,
and it starts right now!
483
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,577
(MY SHARON PLAYING)
484
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,612
Come on.
This seems super hokey,
485
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,081
but we'll accept each other
through our awkward movement.
486
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,283
Not gonna work.
Dear God. Pass.
487
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,586
What's wrong? Scared?
488
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,120
I fear nothing!
489
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,055
Watch me destroy you
with dance! I'll show you!
490
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:07,658
� Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one... �
491
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,993
� When you gonna give me some time, Sharon
492
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,095
And just like that, we forgot about
493
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:11,796
who we were trying to be
494
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,432
(0 it �y08yu m) of the line, Sharon � or thought we were.
495
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,066
We were just us.
496
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:18,069
And after spending all day trying to force everybody to get closer,
497
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,737
� Gun it coming off of the line, Sharon �
498
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,272
� Such a dirty mind � A little goofy dancing
499
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,874
like in an '80s teen movie
500
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,443
allowed it just to happen naturally.
501
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,677
And when it was over,
502
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,246
I finally found myself sitting
503
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,115
in a Breakfast Club-style trust circle.
(MUSIC ENDS)
504
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:32,517
I know we're in
school and all,
505
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,353
but thanks for not
ignoring me today.
506
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,487
I wish we could be like this
507
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,624
when we're back to school
Monday, but I-I get it.
508
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,592
No one wants to
hang out with a nerd.
509
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,061
But I thought
you were the bad boy.
510
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,897
No. I'm the same
as I was in middle school.
511
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:50,201
Six layers of boiling-hot
clothes won't change that.
512
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:50,935
Yeah, I'm not a jock.
513
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,904
Sure, I have the awesome
skills and talent,
514
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,173
but I just can't be
that sweet and caring.
515
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:55,773
It's not in me.
516
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,309
I tried to convince myself
I don't care about
Geoff and Envy,
517
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:02,413
but every day,
I'll be reminded
that I blew it.
518
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,714
And you were right.
519
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,483
I really am a basket case.
520
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,451
And I'm just a mom.
521
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,685
God, what are you
doing here?
522
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,887
I thought we were all
sharing our feelings.
523
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,190
This is our trust circle!
You're ruining it!
524
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:16,060
Oh, you're right.
I don't belong here.
525
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,562
I don't belong anywhere.
526
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,130
(DON'T YOU PLAYING)
527
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,932
� Hey, hey, hey, hey
Wow. We're sitting here
528
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,433
struggling over who we are
in high school...
529
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,036
� Ooh, ooh �
...and you're going
through the same thing.
530
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,938
I know. It's silly.
531
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,239
No, it's not.
532
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,275
You always say
you're "just a mom,"
533
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,810
but you're more than that.
534
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,512
You think so?
Dad was right.
535
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,915
� Won't you come see about me?
You always support
our dreams no matter what.
536
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,051
� I'll be alone, dancing
So I guess now it's our turn.
537
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,620
� You know it, baby
Really?
You want me here?
538
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,822
Oh, absolutely not.
I will run from you.
539
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,090
� Tell me your troubles and doubts
540
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,358
But for once,
it's not about us.
541
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,394
� Giving me everything
That is so sweet.
542
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,563
� Inside and out and
543
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:56,300
� Love's strange, so real in the dark
544
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,137
� Think of the tender things that we were working on
545
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,639
What's this?
It's the essay
you made us write.
546
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,641
� Slow change may pull us apart
Looks kind of long.
547
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,176
Just, uh, tell me
the highlights.
548
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:08,613
� When the light gets into your heart, baby
It says, "We love our mom.
549
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:12,083
� Don't you? "Everything she is and everything she wants to be.
550
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:15,019
� Forget about me "But the truth is, up until today,
551
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:18,222
� Don't, don't, don't "that's all we thought she was...
552
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,590
"Just a mom.
553
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,759
� Don't you B"ut she's so much more than that.
554
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:22,994
� Forget about me We all are.
555
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,429
"Even though we all look
at each other in the
simplest terms...
556
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:29,834
� Will you stand above me? ..".with the most convenient definitions,"
557
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,601
"�
558
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,671
� Look my way "We're not just a geek...
559
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,339
� Never love me ..or a jock...
560
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,675
� Rain keeps falling ...or a basket case."
561
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,242
Hey, guys.
562
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,211
� Rain keeps falling
Erica! There she is!
563
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,179
Where you been all week?
564
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,980
Laying low.
But I'm back.
565
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,949
� Down, down, down
566
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:47,218
ADAM: "Or a mom."
567
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,520
� Hey, hey, hey, hey
Teachers only.
568
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,956
� Ooh, ooh
The blond lady stays.
569
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,691
Beverly, some jerk
parked in my space.
570
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,459
(SCOFFS) This will not stand.
571
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:58,496
ADAM: "In the end, we're a family."
572
00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,630
I got to go move my car.
573
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,065
"And that means
we're in it together.
574
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:05,102
� Don't you forget about me
"Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club."
575
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,305
What's
"The Breakfast Club"?
576
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,806
ADULT ADAM:
My dad asked a good question.
577
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,141
� As you walk on by No one knew.
578
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,577
But what we did know was the Goldbergs...
579
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,245
� Will you call my name? ...were hardly as cool as
580
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,780
Judd Nelson and Molly Ringwald.
581
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,916
� As you walk away But as I began my freshman year,
582
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,352
it sure as hell felt that way.
583
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,486
What are you doing?
584
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:23,688
Nothing. Go away.
585
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,389
Okay, well,
since you're frozen,
586
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,390
I'm gonna
take my gnub-gnubs.
587
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,427
(CHUCKLES) Gnub, gnub,
gnub, gnub, gnub, gnub!
No! No!
588
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,728
No gnub-gnubs
in public!
589
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,131
� I say la-la-la-la-la
Oh, you get back here!
590
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,600
You get back here!
591
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,668
� La-la-la-la
592
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,337
� La-la-la �
593
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,106
Oh, hi.
594
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,342
Um, I go to his
school now. Uh...
595
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,310
(BELL DINGS)
596
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,982
MURRAY:
Go put a pair of socks on!
Go get dressed!
597
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,085
It's a quarter after 7:00.
Please.
598
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,921
ADAM: A quarter after 7:00?
Yes.
599
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,661
Whoa.
What's with the bolo tie?
600
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,763
I've come to terms
that I'm the lovable nerd,
601
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,832
like Duckie
from Pretty in Pink.
602
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,400
And I've decided
to embrace it.
603
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,534
Wait. Why are you guys
wearing hats, too?
604
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:14,138
'Cause I want
the cool kids to think
I'm a rugged adventurer,
605
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:14,905
like Indiana Jones.
606
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,274
And I'm hoping
this Devo hat
607
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,942
lands me a spot
in the New Wave crowd.
608
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,278
Gentlemen,
high school's gonna rock.
609
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,779
Nice hats, hat boys.
610
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,649
You're all wearing hats
like idiots!
611
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:25,716
That's your thing!
612
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,952
Later, hat heads.
(CHUCKLES)
613
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,055
High school's gonna suck.
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