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[thunder]

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No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it.

We have no consciousness whatsoever.

Nearly a Tomaton's here to serve.

Meet 12.

She's news.

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I put your parents' message on to suit you.

Thank you.

He finds it suitier.

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The message was damaged and transmitted from Krypton to Earth.

But what is there?

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We love you more than Kevin R. Sun.

We love you more than land.

We love it.

Love it home will soon be gone forever.

But hope vitalizes our hearts.

And that hope is used, Cal-L.

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We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good

and live out Krypton as truth.

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That place is perfect.

I'm the rest of the message's loss.

14 fractured bulk.

We damaged two bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs,

our pores, soup of that.

With a healthy dose of yellow sun will have

an up and adamant note time.

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Engineer, come in.

He landed somewhere near here.

I can't see where.

I'll keep looking.

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How is it?

Sir, you are only 83% restored to health.

You must rest.

No can't do for.

I got to get back to the fray.

But this hammer fella just beat you at full power.

Sir?

Well, what is this?

Crypto.

What the hay, dude?

I thought you'd destroy the hole.

Superman robots.

I thought I told you to keep an eye on him.

We feed the canine, but here's our ruling.

And he realizes we are not flesh and blood

and couldn't, in our heart of hearts,

care less whether he lives or dies.

Stop.

Quit down.

Leave it.

Ow.

Ow.

Stop.

Ow!

Stop.

Crypto.

Ow, ow.

Stop.

Stop.

Sit.

Sit.

Stay.

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The alien is on its way back.

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You're a Superman has a friend in you.

There are people of Arabia who has not ignored him

in surfing himself into our hands.

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Sorry, the portals rhymed him really.

Superman is 10 and counting.

Fuck the love for my life.

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I'm inside your clothes, Larry.

No fatalities.

Can't wear them all.

It's you.

One.

Target sign.

He's back.

You're five o'clock.

Got me.

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12 C.

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18A.

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34B.

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98Z.

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8H.

74D.

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Fuck.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's like he'll know Superman's every move before he makes it.

He does.

He's been studying him for years.

He's developed over 2,500 fight moves

when he's situation.

Superman.

Hello, you got him.

Malik Ali, a local.

Max, we have the engineer.

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The target has led us to the ice castle.

The rumors are true.

I don't know how he can help.

Think I can be spotted.

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Near that.

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Combs 2 to 1.

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It's home.

The entire structure has to send that into the ice.

Oh, yeah, what we need.

Return to base.

I can drill into it less.

Your pride won't be making our choices today, Angel.

Thank you.

We'll need more than you when we enter.

Combs 1 to 2.

If you've done what we need to do, wrap it up.

We're not a state.

We'll continue to feel the wrath of the animal from the idea.

Swing money.

Once I gave you three fall up, I mean,

you saved a woman from being hit by attacks.

Are you all right, Superman?

Oh, you've got to get out of here.

It's not sin.

You saved us so many times.

Now it's over time.

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Maybe she'd have done that thing in jar hand for her Superman.

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Flawless people.

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Where to bring it home.

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Don't worry, all times.

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Ultimate's back.

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What's your ass? You did so good!

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What did you know? It's a point of light.

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Two days, unelected, metacumets think they can dictate the international policy.

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You're late again, Kent. Sorry, Barry.

Hey, loser.

Hey, Steve.

What do you got against adverbs, Kent?

How are we supposed to know how we feel when we read this malarities?

In sports writing, you learn the sentence, "Is the modified?"

So important.

Mom!

Hey, Clark!

Uh, Leopah, this one is the common sight.

Congratulations on that front page.

Boy, that is something.

Hey, that's mom.

She barbed up and he's in road kill lately.

Shut up, Steve.

I got a possum or chit-lan.

What's that, Clark?

Sorry, Mom. Just until the big news.

What are chit-lan's?

Shet-lan's are in customs.

Thanks, Kent.

You read this, Clark.

I thought it was great, Clark.

Great?

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I'm a page big time.

Why don't we don't want to keep you, but, uh,

want it to his psych and grats and tell you where I can bet you Clark.

It's been a minute.

Tell him to be a stranger.

Pause says, "Don't be a stranger!"

I heard him.

Okay, I gotta go. I gotta run.

Yep, okay, I love you.

So this guy just flew into Midtown and started attacking people,

demanding for Superman to show up?

Yeah, it's all there.

Mine.

Oh, right, cool.

And then actually have to make it through your writing.

Clark, knowledge is worth many sacrifices.

That isn't one of them.

Uh-huh, very funny, Lois.

Oh my god.

That's so fine.

22 people in the hospital, over 20 million in property damage.

It does make you wonder.

Wonder what?

What's great is he is maybe Superman didn't completely think through the ramifications of the brave-y thing.

Let this guy is even from brave-y, huh?

What do you mean his name is the hammer of brave-y?

Yeah, I doubt his parents' name didn't that, Jimmy.

We have no clue what his actual goal was here.

I think it's pretty obvious the bowl was kicking Superman's ass.

Or you didn't completely kick Superman's ass.

Pretty thoroughly, Clark.

Show me.

You told me what's the price thereof if he's Boravia and this ever!

Yeah, he's Superman did say he thought the hammer might be faking a brave-y accent.

Superman said that.

Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards.

Great guy.

You know, it's funny that you keep getting all these interviews with Superman, Clark.

I don't think it's anything funny about good journalism, Lois.

Uh-huh.

The relationship between Boravia and the United States has been like iron for 30 years, until

Superman came along.

What you're looking at, my friends, is the most powerful being on planet Earth.

Ultra Man.

You created this man.

Check this out.

The engineer, the former special operative whose blood I infused with microscopic machines

called Nanites, which she can form into anything she can imagine.

And of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, the rappers.

All together, they're an unstoppable force we call "Planet Watch."

More than capable of containing any other world's bethred.

So you want the defense department to hire your meta-humans to take down the Kryptonian.

After Superman acted with violence against our Boravia and allies, I think it'd be worth

considering.

Big blue stopped the war.

Na'i, maybe, but well-intentioned.

I don't know the intentions of an unattended fire hose general flag.

I just do what I can not to be splashed.

Mr. Luther.

The disarming director Crolley.

The country of Boravia has purchased over $80 billion worth of arms from Boothic Corp.

in the past two years.

And?

And no one would profit more from a war with Boravia and John for than you.

A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way might not be bad for business.

Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying.

And I have a distinct feeling. That's where we're all headed with the Kryptonian running wild.

So we're going to lock up all meta-humans now.

The other meta-humans aren't going off half-cock interfering in foreign affairs.

They don't have, and I have proof of this, a hidden headquarters in Antarctica that violates twelve international treaties,

and they aren't aliens.

Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason for Planet Watch to at least bring the Kryptonian in for questioning.

Admittedly, I'm not comfortable with the being from another planet as dangerous as him on the loose.

But the optics?

Superman is popular.

Less so every day according to Chatter Online.

Not to mention the potential risk of failing to contain him.

I assure you, Secretary, we can contain him.

Yeah, they got this stuff.

What's the script that I stuff called?

It's called Kryptonite.

Well, it kills him, right?

As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet.

I have a workaround for that as well.

Well, what it doesn't matter, Lex, because without solid proof of malicious intent, it's just not worth the risk.

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What are you doing here?

Three months ago, we had our first date,

and so to celebrate, I am making you your favorite.

Breakfast for dinner.

That's your favorite.

You love breakfast.

Yeah, for breakfast, you love it for dinner.

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It was very funny today.

What?

It was hilarious.

Little back and forth we had going.

You give me a go for my article.

Jimmy was eating it up.

I wasn't acting Clark.

If you keep interviewing yourself,

eventually people are going to figure it out.

But the glasses.

They won't fool everyone forever.

And ethically these interviews are hugely problematic.

I mean, you literally know the questions and advance.

Okay, so all of you interview me.

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that.

Come on, what was the media savvy?

I can handle any question that comes my way.

Are you being serious right now?

Yeah.

You'd let me interview you as Superman.

Sure.

How about now?

Um...

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Ready?

Let's do it, Cronkite.

Superman.

Miss Lane.

Recently you've come under a lot of fire for what someone--

I know, a lot of fire, but--

It's a lot.

Today the secretary of defense said he was going to look into your actions

and brave you.

That's funny.

It's not funny, funny.

It's just, I mean, come on.

My actions, I stopped a war.

Maybe.

Not maybe.

I did.

Okay.

How?

Well, Arabia invaded Jar Hanper, and I showed up and told them that wasn't right.

And--

And smashed some tanks and things and a couple of planes and some other stuff.

There were no casualties and no significant injuries.

Did you interact at all with the president of Arabia, Vasil Gurkos?

A very small amount.

What's a very small amount?

That was between us.

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This is all in the record.

Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us.

Yeah, and I would ask that question whether or not I knew the answer to it.

Really?

Really.

After I stopped the war, I went to see Gurkos.

Where?

In the capital of Luchabek at the Royal Palace.

And I took a private audience with Gurkos.

How?

I flew him out to the desert and I--

And--

And I placed him against the cactus.

The cactus.

So...

Torture.

No, not torture.

It's fakes real like not even that big.

What did you say?

I told him that if he ever messes with Jar Hanper again,

he'll have to personally answer to me.

What did you mean by that?

That if such events occurred, we would have a more serious discussion.

That's all.

More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus.

Gurkos was gonna kill people.

You seem to keep forgetting that.

It's gonna affect you illegally entered a country,

inserting yourself in the middle of the--

No, no, no, no. Hold on.

Hold on a second.

Citing with a nation, Jar Hanper, which historically has not been a friend.

Jar Hanper has been an against a nation that's technically our ally,

and then threatened to murder their head of stuff.

First of all, whether or not Jar Hanper is an imperfect country,

does not give another nation the right to have people.

Yes, but the Arabian government maintains their freeing the Jar Hanperians

from a tyrannical regime.

Yes, but you know that's very silly.

I do.

The Arabian government of all people is saying this, come on.

This is on the record, Superman.

No, now see, now you're being dishonest, Lois.

I'm hyping dishonest.

Where's the button?

Where's the button?

You're being dishonest, because you know as well as I do,

that the Arabian government is not well-intentioned.

I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that?

No, I don't.

Can we go on now?

Yeah, one.

I do.

I do.

Do you think this is going well?

Do I think this is going well?

I think I'm doing a good job.

Superman, did you consult with the president before entering

Braveie and airspace?

No.

The Secretary of Defense, or any US official before you took matters

into your own hands and decided unilaterally how to handle this

extremely delicate situation.

So close to his goons, we're going to kill people.

Yes, but the results of you seemingly acting as a representative of

United States and the United States and the United States.

I wasn't representing anybody except for me.

I was around the world more than a more than a more than a last and

two of the two.

I'm doing worse and was just replacing one tyrannical regime with another.

Is that really how you feel?

I'm not the one being interviewed Superman, but I question it.

Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation and hold off a

beaten, consider the consequence.

People were going to die.

Okay, I'd like to change the subject if I could.

Okay.

You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately.

I don't read that stuff.

Superman doesn't have time for selfies.

Third person.

You're referring to yourself in third person now.

No, it's just a thing I came up with that I thought I'd try to work

into the next interview.

This is on the record, Superman.

Okay, well, not the part where I said that.

Yes, that part.

That part was an aside.

That was off the record.

You have to say off the record beforehand, not after you.

Why are you being like this?

It's fine.

I won't write that you spend your spare time trying to think of sound bites,

which are terrible, by the way.

Social media.

Yes.

As you may know, or maybe you don't since you claim not to read any of that stuff.

Very seldomly.

Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it and looking very upset.

Okay, well, you can't use that.

People on social media are suspicious because you are an alien.

Yes.

Yes.

I've been very honest about that from the beginning.

I come from a planet called Krypton, which is gone now, by the way.

Destroyed along with all of my history, my parents.

They sent me here as a baby to save my life.

Here, where?

I'm not going to say that.

You know I'm not going to say that.

Okay.

What do you know about these biological parents of yours?

Just that they sent me here to serve humanity and to help the world to be a better place.

They said that.

They did.

They sent a message along with me.

That message is why I do what I do.

I cherish it more than anything.

I understand.

Now, there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining your here for more nefarious purposes.

#superspy #supershit.

Supershit, come on, Lois.

You know that one specifically.

It's on the record, Clark.

I didn't make it up.

It's what people on the internet are saying.

I'm going to go.

Really?

Yeah.

Come on, Clark, don't do this.

I'm not doing anything.

No, no, that's not you.

Packing up your shit and walking out of an interview.

I'm not walking out of an interview.

This is late.

It's every time you're faced with conflict.

You get mad, you pound, and you pretend like nothing's wrong.

Nothing is wrong.

Look, I gave you a nice long interview.

Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way.

Oh, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself.

That's the thing you can do.

You've got a lot of good stuff.

Some stuff you can't use.

I am well aware.

I knew this would never work.

What does that mean?

Nothing.

I just told you I wasn't good at relationships.

Okay.

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The real Antarctica.

It's so cool.

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It was right ahead.

But how are we going to gain access?

No, ye little space.

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Oh, wow.

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Oh, my God.

Hey, Colonel.

Superman, I preemptively put up this soothing.

Oh, my, I do apologize, but this is a restricted area.

Wait, can we--

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This is what we came for.

Hopefully, there's something on here we can use to convince

the general Superman requires immediate action.

I can't stand the better humans, but he's so much worse.

Superman.

He's not a man.

He's an it.

A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit

that somehow become the focal point of the entire world's

conversation.

Nothing's felt right since he showed up.

I know, Lex.

I've sacrificed my own humanity to help that rid of it.

Can you get in?

Let's take a while.

What do you think Kryptonia shows up?

Don't worry.

I'm not going to create anything of distraction.

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Where are you?

Where are you?

Where are you?

Where are you?

What?

This message.

Can I chat?

From his parents?

It's damaged, but there's more.

Can I chat?

I can recover the rest.

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

Can I chat?

I'm out!

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I'm awfully small, distraction.

Get bigger.

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Get out of here.

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The giant animal was first spotted early this morning in a jitter's coffee shop

about seven feet tall, but it has apparently been growing.

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Everybody OK?

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Hey buddy, I's up here.

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Deep slow breath, smiled.

You're going to be fine.

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Everybody clear the area.

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It's just so cheap.

It's so obnoxious.

You know what I mean?

You're important things.

You're going to have $1000 plants or tickets for you.

It's $1000.

You're the only one who's been chaos here this morning.

The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene.

That's Green Lantern, Hawk Girl, and Mr. Terrific.

They're funded by the Lord Tech Corporation.

Get off!

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Hey!

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Oh, rest up!

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Yeah, boy!

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What's the skinny?

He's tired as tough for us.

It's off balance.

I've been trying to figure out a way to get it out of your life.

Get it someplace where we can study it.

Oh, come on, man.

What?!

- No, boy! - Nice!

Who is this?

I'm me.

- Hi! - How?

I'm each on another niche.

Good for you, asshole.

I'm getting bleached at that.

Hey!

Come on, be careful.

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Good. Gosh. There's gotta be a better way to do this.

[grunting]

Come on.

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Authorities are saying there haven't been any signs yet along the funny thing to but

properly compound hero.

- Seven seconds, but the tail is the proper to be in the million.

- The city's books? - Who's it going with that guy?

Are you seeing?

You were saying you weren't sure about it?

Yeah.

Please.

Well, strange.

Whoo!

God, you stakes all round, huh?

I was hoping we could capture it and take it to an intergalactic zoo or...

at least euthanize it less painfully.

Come on, bro. Don't be such a wuss.

Hey! There's another day in the life of the Justice Gang!

Another name? Just a working name.

Very well proven to be part of it, though.

Probably not.

Good chance, though, in any way.

Okay, everybody okay?

It's like the same thing you on behalf of Lord Take Industries for the opportunity.

Why is nobody clapping?

This has to be BS.

Well, they couldn't be mistaken.

Oh, no.

Well, that sounds very disturbing, Lex.

28 of the world's top linguists have confirmed the translation

and 30 of the top forensic computer texts have confirmed to the validity of the footage itself.

Any chance they're mistaken? Unfortunately.

No.

You have the footage?

Yes. Stick a look.

Hey, Colonel.

Yeah, we love you more than heaven, our son.

We love you more than land.

Our beloved homes seem to be gone forever.

But how vitalizes our hearts and that hope is you, Kalan?

We have searched the universe for a home where you can do the most good

and live out Krypton's truth.

That place is Earth.

I don't get it. What's bad about that?

I don't want to get it.

I don't want to get it.

I don't want to get it.

The people there are simple and profoundly confused.

We have mined and spirit and body.

You'll be good as it does.

Lord over the planet is the last son of Krypton on its own.

This fact of anyone unable or unwilling to serve you, Kalan.

You have got it.

You'll be good.

Take as many wives as you can see your genes and cryptons

might then like a safe, live on in this new frontier.

I do us proud our beloved son,

rule without mercy.

What about all the kind acts you've

promised performed over the years, saving countless lives?

No, he's grooming us.

Lulling us into complacency so he can dominate without resistance,

forging a path for his superpower to descendents to rule the earth.

I will not accept that.

Will you?

You seem upset.

I'm...

I'm scared.

I will admit that.

I am scared.

Because who knows how large his secret hair is already.

I'm scared.

[MUSIC]

Do you have a secret hair?

No, of course I don't have a hair.

Any of that message is even remotely true.

Then you are exactly the kind of alien threat I was

commandeered by the Green Lantern Corps to protect this planet against.

Back off, guy.

Make a move, be blue.

Guy relax.

Was the message real or not?

The first half, the first half is real.

The second half was damaged and it's tripped from Krypton to Earth.

It's got to be dodgy.

No way, Clark.

I know this computer forensics, guys.

They're not going to say it's legit unless they are sure.

I'm so sorry, man.

But there's no way that message is fake.

Where they get the footage, though?

[MUSIC]

Are you considering bringing Superman in for questioning?

We're talking with the president.

And we are reviewing our options now.

Now, I'm sure I have to go on this way.

If you did, I'm with other people.

You're buying this?

I don't put anything past Lutheran.

But the message is authentic.

If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act.

I was a big Superman, man.

I supported your martyr time online and stuff, but now?

I mean, I hope you brought it here.

I am here, you're supposed to get your job outside.

You have an effort.

Where is it?

No, call me, Jake.

I'm getting you my job.

It's no wonder the Kryptonian is here before I be a skin tourist.

For I be a once to save the people of Japan for,

and Superman wants to keep them in state.

[LAUGHS]

As a room, what I hear, he finds brilliant women,

the most physically attractive,

and wants to add them to his secret area.

[LAUGHTER]

Hi, I have a question.

Thank you.

[LAUGHTER]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[LAUGHTER]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[LAUGHTER]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board.

Oh, here, brought you a donut from those holes.

New shopping park ridge, or home places.

The fake message, a stroke of genius.

It's not fake.

He is here to kill us.

I knew that Superman's fortress.

I hope to get the knowledge to help destroy him.

Little did I know his own parents would be providing it.

Oh, my God.

Right?

Yeah.

I have to jar on board.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Four.

Four.

What happened?

I tried to protect Superman.

How did Lucer get in here?

It's keyed into my DNA.

Awesome.

Protect Superman.

Four.

I'm suffering.

Sorry.

For a friend.

Crypto.

Crypto!

Well, yeah, that's going to be--

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Lex, I tried to stop him.

It's fine, Heather.

Superman, we finally made it.

Where's the dog?

The dog, Lucer.

You took the dog.

That's righty.

Get all of this.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Where's the dog?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

He's just a dog.

I don't know what dog you're talking about.

Uncle dog, and Kate.

What did you say?

Hmm?

I didn't say anything.

You are what he said.

You are him.

He took him.

I mean, it seems to me that the only rabbit animal around here

is Superman.

Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's master plan,

he's gone off the deep end.

Thoughts, Chris?

Can't say I'm surprised, Clevis.

It's guys like this.

There's stills got a whole bunch of dark bug we see.

I mean, guys like this.

This is better than everybody else.

Makes us decking relations against killing people,

unless it's absolutely necessary.

Really, Jude?

It kind of sounds like you're trying to make the guys who are a

little more edgy than you.

You're quite jerks.

You know what I mean?

A lot of these guys, he's heroes in the magazine.

He's your professor of name.

He's a more jacked than they are.

They know they don't have anything.

You have a dog?

No, not really.

It's more of a foster situation.

Coco?

You were out there helping them?

Oh, no.

That's just some dimensional him.

They've got that handle that I was looking for the dog.

You okay?

The footage is not what it looks like, Louis.

Okay.

This ship, my parents sent me in, was damaged in transit.

So I only ever heard the first part of the message.

And I believe that I knew how it ended.

That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth

and to be a good man.

I'm not here to rule over anybody, Louis.

I never thought you were.

Even for a moment, Clark.

Oh, it's really good.

I'm sorry, we fought.

We do.

But we're bound to, though.

We're so different.

I was just some punk rock kid from Baker Line,

and you're super man.

I'm punk rock.

You are young punk rock.

I like the strangle fellows and the PODs and the mighty crab joys.

Those are pop radio bands.

They're not punk rock.

The mighty crab joys suck.

Well, a lot of people love them.

My point is I question everything and everyone.

You trust everyone and think everyone you've ever met is, like, beautiful.

Maybe that's the real punk rock.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Louis, what did you mean when you said you knew this would never work?

I don't know.

I want to go.

The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, so I'm going to turn myself in.

Wait, what?

Why?

Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog.

I don't know how else to find him.

It's a dog.

Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but he's out there alone.

And he's probably scared.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I love you, Louis.

I probably should have told you that a long time ago.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Is that necessary?

I'm coming in my own accord.

No one read me my right.

Of course, I decided those rights don't apply to extraterrestrial organisms.

Therefore, at this point, man, you don't have any rights to read.

The government is very well aware of potential limitations of attaining you,

so we've outsourced your confinement and your interrogation of planet watch.

Why didn't watch?

I'm sorry about this.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Twice in two days.

What a pleasure.

Luther.

Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy.

Don't worry.

Told our econmartians my type.

Kryptonium.

Yes, I'm deaf.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Where are we?

A pocket universe.

And I replicated the big bang with the Luther Corp Mega Collider tearing a tiny hole between

the two universal fabrics.

I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals I've set up around the globe.

Rex, the meta human known as the element man, has been called into service for a specific

purpose.

He can metamorphose into any known substance, even substances, foreign to this planet.

Like.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Kryptonite.

Once again, Vassio Durkos is sending troops to the Dahamporian border.

Superman's been out of commission less than a day and already.

Brabe is pulling this crap.

Right?

What?

Sorry, I'm trying to figure out how Lex Lusars connected to all this.

How's that a mystery?

Luther Corp sells arms to Brabe.

Brabe goes to war, Luther sells more arms and gets richer than ever.

Nope.

No?

Uh-uh.

I have a connection at BowdoBank.

BowdoBank handles the transactions between Luther Corp and Brabe.

Yes, Luther Corp sold them approximately $80 billion worth of arms, but for those arms,

Brabe paid only $1.625 billion.

So Luther gave the arms for free.

For what?

That's the $78 billion, $375 million question.

Have you found out where they're holding Superman?

No one in the government will say.

Luther seems to be working to disable Superman just so he can't stop the invasion of

Jarham port.

Why?

That's way too much sugar and lonesome.

I party like a rock star choir boy.

I still can't hide the taste of petroleum.

God.

Lex is holding Superman in a pocket universe.

Oh, what?

I don't know what a pocket universe is, neither is my source.

They don't know anything about anything, really, but for sure he's in a pocket universe.

Who's your source?

I can't say, but you owe me.

Big time.

Like, I can't even tell you how big.

I love you, Jimmy Olsen.

I love you.

Love you.

I'm just going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more more.

I'm going to make you a little bit more more more more more.

This is our private correctional institution.

Most cells are rented out to governments who want to keep their

incarcerations of political agitators private.

Others, if more personal transgressions,

florent, wrote a blog about me.

There are a few things I hate more than petty ex-girlfriends.

You wouldn't be telling me any of this if we ever plan on letting you out?

No.

You'd be terminated already if it was up to me,

but first the government has some questions they want answered.

Rex, look who it is.

You'd be sure to keep our guests in check.

Our children certainly want to win any other way.

I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need.

[MUSIC]

Come on, Elton.

[MUSIC]

Hi.

Hey, Eve.

Oh, sorry we had some meat here.

Alex is always accessing the traffic cameras so he knows where I am.

I really don't understand why he's staying in that relationship.

Because he made a point to tell me about all his ex-girlfriends yet in prison and his

pocket universe.

What?

Right?

How's your mom?

My mom?

Oh, I love her so much.

I think of her as my mom even more than my own mother.

Oh, she feels the same way from the one time that you guys met.

Okay.

So, hey, okay, Eve?

Yes.

There seems to be some sort of connection between brave Anne,

your boyfriend.

I'm not here.

What?

What's wrong?

What's oh?

I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy.

I do but Eve, how could I even really see you with like still in the picture.

You're just trying to get information out of me.

I swear to God, that's not it.

I just know that if I could get some real dirt on him then maybe the two of us could--

A bit together now?

Yeah.

But he sent my toes look like someone's Bill Shrimp cocktail on the floor.

You have one conventional toes.

Okay, there's other parts of you that people would find very attractive.

Lex tortured a dog the other day.

Jesus Christ!

I know.

I have to go.

Eve, please see what you can find out.

Okay.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

I'm putting him in my pocket.

Okay.

No!

Just, these are son.

Don't talk to me.

Please.

I can feel like over and get him if he's-- if you'd stop with the cryptos knowing out of here,

okay?

There's always one.

I said don't talk to me!

[screaming]

Get out!

Don't talk to me!

Yes, so what do you want me to do?

Where's the cream?

On the counter where it always is.

He's in your group, right?

What's it called again?

Just this game.

No.

We're not called that.

Yeah.

Your name is Mr. Terrific.

I don't go with a name like that.

I also voted against it.

Yes.

And as leader, I get tie-breaker.

No.

Superman is not officially a member.

Because you don't want him to vote.

You know which way that would go.

Shut up.

He's kidding me.

So how do you even know Superman anyway?

I just do.

So you know about the hip-dwellasses?

Now she does.

Well, I'm not saying who he is just that he wears hip-noke glasses.

They make his face terrific.

How do they work?

They make his face look different in your brain when he wears them

so that you know who he is.

Yes, I know this first of all.

But second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this in case I don't know who he is.

So you know he's clocked, Ken?

Oh, my God.

Why does he trust everyone?

He does it.

Just ask because we are also up to clock.

Of the cloth?

What are we going to do?

About what?

Superman.

He's your friend.

Some friend came here to rule over me.

It would be difficult to find him.

I put nano-bought GPS trackers into Superman's bloodstream.

You can see where his trail ends abruptly right here at Fort Kramer,

a dormant military post across the river by Tim Miles down.

Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there.

So all this leads me to believe as your article surmised,

he really is at a pocket universe.

You put nano-bought GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream?

I do that to everybody.

So, okay, come on.

Let's go to Fort Kramer then.

The four of us and find out what's going on.

And then do what?

Save him.

You want to break a federally incarcerated prisoner out of jail?

Look, I think this is being done to keep him from interfering with the Peruvian invasion.

No, you look.

I'm a green lantern lady.

That means I took a vow not to get involved in politics.

Oh, that's part of the vow.

It's implied.

Yeah.

And implied vow.

Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, he says it's part of some vow.

Oh, I swear to God.

I'm two seconds away from forming a giant hammer and beating a boat today.

He's supposed to take over the world.

I don't, probably not.

But the risk is just not where the beef between the US government and the justice game.

Not our name makes it sound like cowboys, but I agree with the rest.

So you're just going to let your friend rot in the pocket universe.

That haircut should be against your vows.

That what?

That what should be what?

I'll have you know 348 chicks say otherwise.

Hey.

What?

I'm not saying we don't save him, but I think we're going to least check out what's going on with your boyfriend at this floor of Kramer.

He's not.

We're just seeing each other.

Thanks.

You want me to drive?

We'll take my ride.

You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't get a faster garage door.

I haven't worked on that yet.

I'm not even sure how I feel.

Honestly.

What?

That's Clark.

He's not my boyfriend.

We've actually just been seeing each other for a couple months.

Yeah, they just need to be clear.

I'm not in the people's emotions.

Yeah, no, totally.

I'm just thinking out loud.

I was going to break up with him, actually.

I mean, we had this huge fight and he told me he loved me and it just didn't.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

I'm not going to be clear.

Now, the US government has a few questions for you.

Luther, I barely know him.

He gave me food one time.

Who are you working with, here on a--

I'm not working with anyone.

Luther, tell him nothing.

I have no family or nothing.

Luther, don't do this.

You're getting my food was a great honor.

No, no.

I got lucky on that one.

No, no, no.

Let's try another question.

Tell me, Superman.

Luther, don't do this.

Who raised you as a child?

I'm feeling you super mad.

No, I'm telling him nothing.

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[SCREAMING]

I didn't imagine that would go so quickly.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, it's--

[LAUGHS]

Mr. Hanson, happy back later with someone else you've chatted with,

and I'll kill them too.

Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with.

Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.

[GUNSHOTS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

Mr. Dario Paul, get back to your vehicle.

Get on here.

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

Hey, um.

That's his path.

DNA trail leads to their tent.

Is one of one of those justice guards?

Just a smart one.

Hey!

You heard the man!

I am giving you one last chance to stop!

I was just about to say to say to you,

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

Oh, that was fun.

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

Holy shit.

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

Unbelievable.

That jackass did create a pocket.

You were a person.

And that's bad.

Well, creating a pocket universe,

if you are just one pick of me to rough,

you will have a black hole where earth used to be.

And every time you enter or exit,

you are staring a hole in the fabric of reality.

You're kidding.

Take a reckless silence loop to specialize it here.

What are they doing?

They're trying to hack it.

So I guess you decided to help.

Only because it'll piss off green that to her.

Thanks.

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

You just killed that poor god.

Molly, his name is Molly.

[GUNSHOTS]

I didn't.

I didn't kill her yet.

She said you can get to my son, right?

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GASP]

[GASP]

[GASP]

[GASP]

[GASP]

[GASP]

Why you still gross, fucking?

I don't know.

I thought that.

I must be the son.

What are you doing?

What's the son?

There's no son here.

That's a problem.

I did the heal.

I get my powers from the yellow son.

Just give me a second.

Come on.

[GUNSHOTS]

Hell yeah.

We're in.

[GUNSHOTS]

Whoa.

An antique proton river.

Do you want a pillow?

Well, we're a pal?

Where am I going to get the gear to repel into a pocket universe?

I don't know.

Maybe it comes out of your circles or something?

Circles.

What?

Tease fears.

They're three-dimensional circles of flag.

Sorry.

[GASP]

Unbelievable.

This place is filthy with black hole vortexes

than that antique proton river with terrace apart in seconds.

We cannot go in ourselves.

Copy.

I can't make a son.

I know.

I can only make something kind of like a son.

What?

All right.

Okay.

Hey, we got hydrogen and ethereum.

Now you got helium.

What are you doing?

Hey, hey, no, no, no.

Stop.

Enough.

You're going to get all about the throttle.

What are you doing?

Hey!

He's doing something in here!

God!

God!

You are not going to take care of this.

I am the one that's on first.

Oh, sick.

I'm barbed.

You're going to work here.

These two are going to get all over.

No.

I'm right here.

I'm not going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

[GASP]

I'm going to go.

[GASP]

[music playing]

[music playing]

Joey!

You have to take him.

I can't carry him when I change forms.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, no, what the? - Cook up!

- Cook up! Quick though!

Pick up! Quick though!

- Step! - Stay off!

- I saw it for baby!

- What do you see? Did you find him?

- Oh, my god!

- What is that?

Court has been open too long.

- We can't stand it much longer.

- Oh, I feel like shit.

- I'm fine.

I think we need to get to those portals up there.

- Uh, right.

How do we work them?

- I don't know. I'll probably figure it out.

- Huh?

- Joey!

- Hey!

- Kill him, he's still awake!

- Come on!

- All right, freak. Nice and slow. Back in the cage.

- What are you gonna do?

- Well, I should.

- Yes.

- With...

- Clear white spinal casket.

- Oh, my god!

- Do you have him?

- Hot damn.

- What?

- This is a flying doll.

- Uh-oh.

- What?

- Come on, come on!

- I don't know!

- Oh, my god!

- Black hole!

- Oh!

- Oh, boy!

- Crypto! Give me your boy!

I can't get out of this!

Crypto!

It's a black hole!

We'll never get out of it!

Bull is out!

Crypto!

No!

Stop it!

Crypto!

Help us out!

Bad boy!

Rex!

Go, Lee!

Go, Lee!

Go, Lee!

Go!

Go!

- Man, you are so weird.

- Do you have them?

- Man, Superman's mean dog in a cape of weird baby in a squiggle man.

- What?

- Rific?

- Follow me!

- Go!

- Go!

- No!

Leave it!

- Are you kidding me?

Those things are cheap!

- Oh, my gosh.

Thank you.

- Hey, buddy.

Hey.

Hey.

- You shouldn't have to get me.

- Yeah.

- There's more people being held prisoner in there.

- We gotta go get them.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

- I feel here, you can't.

- Not with you like this.

- What?

- What?

- It's a trip tonight, boys, now.

- You'll hear, but it'll take a day or two.

Get 'em someplace safe.

Take the tea craft.

The controls are easy.

And intuitive.

I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- No.

Dog?

Dog, I really need you.

No.

Dog, I really need you to...

- I'm...

Okay.

- Okay.

- I'm too late.

- Yeah, for sure.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- Oh, wait.

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

Take that up.

[dramatic music]

- Steve, get out of here, you idiot.

[dramatic music]

- Dog!

Move!

- How the hell could he have gotten free?

[dramatic music]

- We need to find him.

[dramatic music]

- Eve?

- Oh, I'm so dumb, Jamie.

[laughing]

- Um...

- I have everything you need to ruin legs forever.

- What? Where?

- Oh, I have over here.

[dramatic music]

- I have a dare he go on.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- Look at this, Jimmy.

[dramatic music]

- But if I send you this, Jimmy.

[dramatic music]

- You have to promise me we get to hang this weekend.

Just the two of us.

[dramatic music]

- Uh...

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- Okay.

- Yeah, okay.

[laughing]

- Uh-huh, how long?

- How long?

- How long?

- How long?

- How long?

- How long?

- Oh, we can!

- Is it such a major imposition on your life?

- No, it's not an imposition.

I can tell you don't really think so.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- Come on.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- Look!

I'm Martha, this is John.

- I'm Martha.

- I'm I'm Martha.

- I'm.

- I'm.

- I'm.

- No, I'm.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- Here's some.

[dramatic music]

- Oh, there's a mirror.

Oh, there's a mirror to kill people.

- Clark, that ain't that ain't.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- Is our work going to be okay?

- Yes.

Mr. Terrific says yes.

[dramatic music]

- Don't mind him, Lois.

He just to be gone much, especially when it comes to Clark.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- This girl is obsessed with you?

- Uh-huh.

- How do you do it, Jimmy?

- Look, I didn't even want to bother you,

but you told me to call with anything I got, sort of.

- Yeah, but I thought you said she disappeared off the line.

- I don't know. She might have dropped her phone in the toilet.

She does that a lot.

- Well, I'm not really sure that sexy selfies are--

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- Your hot axe is a genius.

- Hot?

- We have to talk to Perry.

I'll be there as soon as I can, okay?

[dramatic music]

- Santa, in sexy selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor,

she has to be the biggest idiot in the world.

- Let's be just told you the portal was destroyed!

- The dimensional aperture is sealed there,

so we could open remotely so we could--

- It is not!

- Safe!

- We could close the aperture later by inputting the coordinates, correct?

- Theoretically.

- Great!

- If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out.

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- Look, Lex!

That could tear as a "dimensional" wrench into the surrounding area.

- There's something you think I don't know.

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- That shouldn't happen.

- Oh, you don't say.

- Can you-- can you stop it?

- Can-- I stop it!

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- This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe.

There, Superman won't be able to ignore that.

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Now, we know where he'll be next.

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

Thought she was out of here.

[GUNSHOT]

Never seen you sleep that long.

Lastly, may, may, may factor in them we took a drive to

beer keys, burritus, down in less.

I'd like to want to use to be out by that old blue bar

and out of that island.

You remember that?

Or he does do it just as good?

That blue hand, she seems nice.

She's lowest.

Her name's lowest.

Yeah, she's nice.

But you don't seem quite yourself.

Well, the message that my parents sent with me,

I had never heard the second half before.

Well, I'd say what you wanted that message to me

is there's a whole lot more about you than what anyone meant

for it to me.

I don't understand.

I'm not who I thought I was.

They sent me here to hurt people.

Parents aren't for telling their children who they're supposed to be.

We are here to give y'all two help you make fool's-y cells

all under your own.

Your choices, your actions.

That's what makes you who you are.

I'll tell you something, son. I couldn't be.

Don't want more credit, you.

Oh, mush.

Clark, it's something on the bottom of the box you might want to see.

And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian troops gather at the border,

seemingly mere minutes away from invading jump or once again.

Now, nearby villagers are willing and ready to defend their country

despite the exponentially superior firepower of the well-trained Arabian military.

The villagers cling on to what little hope they have left as they're surrounded by the

girl-in-time.

You're surrounded! You're surrounded! You're surrounded! You're surrounded!

Without Superman here to stop at this time, their jalom Koreans don't have much hope.

I claimed your boots. I'll go get 'em for you.

Superman, we need to hear Metropolis now.

I have to give to Baravia it's horrific.

There won't be a Baravia or a Metropolis or a planet Earth if you don't get here soon.

Just rip this about the terror to the city. I can't stop it. I need your help.

All Metropolis citizens, this is a mandatory evacuation for each visit our relationship.

This is not possible. This is a mandatory evacuation for each visit our relationship.

This is a mandatory evacuation.

Yeah, she's scared, but my friend today. We're all equally scared.

Come on, just put her on. Please, whatta eata? Can you put perceptity on the phone?

Yes, you will care. Get snow to sound at your voice!

So I'm able to connect with our contact at Bodevane. Luther's been selling arms to

Gerberos for pennies on the door for years. Why, you asked?

I do ask why. You did it and exchanged for half of jargon before.

You and kid. At first I thought he was just sending me selfies.

But, in the background of the shots or maps, contracts, all kinds of documents,

chronically impervious agreement to see half of the country's election with their once the invasion is complete.

He wants to make himself king. King. King.

Should we really still be standing here?

Louis, you got that flying source to deal up on the roof? Yep.

Right? Group. Come on. Grab the board, Jimmy. How many does it hold?

Five or six, six. Okay. Come on, boy. You two.

I have to hell with Lex von Half with Desu.

His cultish accolades believe he's going to create a technologically advanced utopia.

You told me. There's a profit factor as well. I mean, the petroleum deposits alone are worth multiples of his investment.

Whatever his motives are, you know, Luther did everything he could to ruin Superman's reputation.

His photos showed he was behind the whole hammer of Arabia's scam.

And all the flops stirring up the entire Superman sentiment online?

Mr. terrific believes Luther's also behind the spreading rift between universes out there.

All of it seems to be geared towards stopping Superman from standing in the way of the brave and invasion chief.

Call me, Perry Kid. Post a story. Fast.

Look, a lot of games. What did I ever see? Jimmy, will you transcribe?

Uh-huh.

[screaming]

The daily planet has obtained exclusive information proving the billionaire Lex Luthor is in league with Arabian dictator Vasil Berco's.

Clark, are you close? It's about to hit with trappellists. And my clothes are not shutting it down.

Shit!

[screaming]

Lex, the rift is almost here.

So slow it down.

I can't unless I can put the code in the system.

Hold on a minute then.

Got it, cold hands.

Oh, this.

[screaming]

That's you where we're gonna land when the world is gone.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[truck rumbling]

[truck rumbling]

(engine running)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

(engine revving)

There's a code to close the rip

but it's too complicated to hack.

Luther will have the code at Loser Corp.

Just give me a minute, I'll get crypto and we'll go--

Drop that dumb-ass.

Yeah, I didn't-- didn't want him killing my parents cows.

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♪♪♪

♪♪♪

-Good boy, Crowe. Focus on this, you near.

-On the Alien Valley. -7-R.

♪♪♪

[gunshots and

♪♪♪

-It's not too late for either of you.

-By day, you don't have to do what moves.

♪♪♪

[grunting]

♪♪♪

[grunting]

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-Too-act!

[grunting]

[grunting]

♪♪♪

-Now, Angela, as planned,

fill his lungs and kill some revenge.

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-What?

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-Can't kill hope his breath full over an hour?

-Not without air in his lungs.

We'll be dead in minutes.

-The nanites are suppressing his optic nerve.

Sight and extra vision should be completely muted.

Lungs breach.

♪♪♪

[buzzer]

-Dah?

-Rema, yeah.

♪♪♪

-In a shame of the hero's power team,

set up foolish and never go prep love in there.

[grunting]

-I'm going for a 3-0.

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[screaming]

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-What's his game?

-He's in friction to get the nanites off?

-It doesn't matter if you get them off his face.

Nanites are still in his lungs.

-engineer, ultra-man, keep up.

-Or try it!

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-We'll maintain a little west.

-Yes, go shit, Larry! Hurry!

[screaming]

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-Yeah!

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-I'll suffocate any minute.

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-We're engineer!

-And develop him completely!

[screaming]

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[screaming]

-Wait, wait, what is he doing?

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[screaming]

-I watch me able to sustain the impact of this speed!

[screaming]

-No, Angela! On sheet!

There's the only one protected!

-Yeah!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

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Entering the hole.

-In for a red, please?

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-Switched a night vision.

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[gunshot]

-Whoa!

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[laughing]

[grunting]

[grunting]

♪♪♪

-Her heart's still beating, but she's unconscious.

-Call in the rafters.

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[sighing]

[screaming]

[sighing]

-What's up, Earl?

-That's right.

Cloning you was relatively simple.

-All it took was combing the aftermath of your battles

until I located a strand of your hair.

-That's how you got him, though, fortress.

You had my DNA.

-Yes, but as is, often the case with cloning,

the match was imperfect.

He might be even stupider than you, if that's possible.

But easier to control.

-Yeah. -Shh, strong.

[screaming]

-22 game.

[grunting]

-31 D.

-U-A.

-5-B, 5-B, 6-K, 9-A.

-My brain will always win brain feeds broad.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

-This is...

[screaming]

-Fuck it!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

-Sipping in.

Sipping in.

Sipping in.

Sipping in.

Sipping in.

[screaming]

[screaming]

-No matter what you do to me, loser,

your plans and Baravia will work.

-Oh, really.

-Why is that?

Because I called in some friends.

-Mr. Lothar?

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

-Sorry, kid.

Shouldn't I couldn't make it?

-So you got an upgrade?

[music playing]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

(speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language) (yelling)

(speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language)

(speaking foreign language)

(yelling)

(yelling)

(yelling)

(yelling)

(yelling)

(yelling)

(yelling)

- I know you want to be.

You are too delicate and the Greek like something better.

(chuckling)

- I'm not like Superman.

(yelling)

(yelling)

- It's perfect.

Post it, kid.

- On it.

(soft music)

- I think you overestimate the importance of jar hand port

to be Superman.

- That was just a bonus.

- I'm not killing you so the Arabian military conflict

can proceed.

- I created the Arabian military conflict

so I'd have an excuse to kill you.

Once you involved yourself, I knew I could easily

get our government support and nullifying you.

- Why?

- Because you're destroying us.

- 10, 1, 13, B.

(yelling)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

- You're driven by envy, Luther.

You could be more happy soon.

- No shit.

I'm not dim.

I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment.

- 13 L.

(screaming)

- I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein

or one of these other twits in the same breath as me,

I feel a tide of vomit burned in the back of my throat.

But at least Galileo did something.

He wasn't some dope people newsian catapulted

onto this planet just to have the world

thawed over him because his strength illuminates

how weak we all really are.

(screaming)

- So my envy is a calling.

It is the soul hope for humanity

because it is what has driven me to annihilating you.

- What a relief.

- What a relief.

- What a relief.

- What a relief.

- What a relief.

- What a relief.

- What a relief.

(screaming)

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(dramatic music)

(sighing)

- What are you smirking at?

You idiot.

- Brain beats prone.

(sighing)

Sorry, Tom.

(whistling)

(dramatic music)

(gunshots)

- No, no, no, no, no.

(dramatic music)

- You watch him through those?

Tell him what to do.

(dramatic music)

- Quicker, go.

Get the toy.

- 30s.

- Oh, this stupid dog.

- Ah, the toy down.

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(gunshots)

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- I'll do it.

- I'll do it. - I'll see you.

- Get it down.

(dramatic music)

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- 36 beer.

- No, I'll tell down.

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- No, bro, go down.

- Bravo down.

- I just said that already.

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- Look at him.

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- Oh, but down.

- Flex.

The raptors have arrived.

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- Kill him.

- Good luck with that.

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(grunts)

(loud collaborate)

(grunts)

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(grunts)

(grunts)

This ain't play time, quit messing around.

We have to get the loot that has stopped the rift.

I'm not messing around doing important stuff.

(dramatic music)

It's gonna reach a big, reliant, any minute.

There are people there.

(grunts)

We need to go.

We never make any time to kill this boy.

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Max!

I'm closing the frickin' rift.

No, they chose him.

Let them dive.

We'll close it from the bunker

before it gets my CV I care about.

Open the portal.

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Wrap it up.

Let's go.

Safety first, people.

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(grunts)

Hey, hey, I called the boys the rifters in here.

I can help, I don't need your help.

I've got damn Mr. Terrific.

You piece of shit, alien!

That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex.

I'm as human as anyone.

I love, I get scared, I wake up every morning

and despite not knowing what to do,

I put one foot in front of the other

and I try to make the best choices I can.

I screw up all the time,

but that is being human.

And that's my greatest strength.

And someday, I hope for the sake of the world,

you understand that it's yours too.

Oh, that's beautiful.

But none of this matters, you patronizing clown.

The government gave me the authority to kill you.

If not today, then,

(screams)

(screams)

(screams)

(screams)

(screams)

(screams)

Don't drop him, grip don't drop him, drop him.

Dude.

Got it.

(screams)

(groans)

(groans)

Well, it's just in an absolute bomb shout from the daily planet

billionaire Lex Luthor aligning himself with a foreign entity

believe it or not.

Luther has been giving the billions and billions of dollars

worth of free weapons.

Lex Luthor has been working covertly with

Fusquill Gurkos and the Arabian government to overthrow the country

of Jarhan Poor.

Luther has been giving us a--

We had Luther on this show many times.

Little did we know he was a traitor.

(screams)

That is.

That is.

That seems like the one thing conservative to liberals

can finally agree on is that Lex Luthor's self-refresable

world has turned against you the man who was later.

We owe him an enormous apology.

He is, of course, the hero we always thought he was.

(screams)

(screams)

I'm not sorry.

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Yay! Maybe you should join the group!

[Laughs]

Please! I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug is what you want representin' to judge this gang?

[Laughs]

Trust this gang? That's a cool man!

Here in.

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Glad you're not concerned about the medicine. It's Rick.

It's now the other one's making the rules.

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Get his bow, that's the bell read!

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Now we can get together forever.

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What's laying?

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Oh hi!

I thought I might give you an interview.

I could fill you in on all the behind the scenes.

Sure.

I think that would be great.

Um, how about over here for an interview?

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Hey!

I love you too.

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How long have they been hooking up?

About three months I think.

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Can't this place clean up pretty good?

Clean yourself up pretty good too.

You think so? Yeah.

I think it gives you character.

Maybe one day you'll give me a name.

Well, fours in the name?

So it's Gary.

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It's her I think your cousin has returned.

Yeah.

What the hell dude?

Why did you move the door?

I didn't move the door.

Where is my dog?

[Music]

Okay, well this is why he has behavioral issues.

No boundaries.

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It's not healthy is it?

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Come on.

Thanks for watching and bitch.

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She likes to go on party on other planets.

Plans with red suns.

Oh, because of our metabolism you make a drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.

If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever I'd be concerned about her partying.

Yeah.

So, man, would you like to see the footage of your parents?

He finds it soothing.

Oh. Yeah, Gary.

That'd be nice.

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Everything you see is the end for the first time.

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Good music to the New York City.

Come on.

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Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

It's a hand.

I see you stagger the streets.

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And you can't stay on your feet.

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And you're faking in your sleep.

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Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Yes, I am.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Yes, I am.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

I'm a punk rock.

I see you stagger the streets.

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I see you stagger the streets.

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And you can't stay on your feet.

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And you're faking in your sleep.

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And you can't stay on your feet.

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And you can't stay on your feet.

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Well, I'm a punk rock.

Yes, I am.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Yes, I am.

Well, I'm a punk rock.

Yes, I am.

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What do you think?

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We're on a planet of our own.

That we made from the bones of the ones that we came up.

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All right, all right.

I know you said this way.

Last up the point that's on your path.

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