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Are you okay?

Your message was strange.

Wait, why do you look so stunning right now?

And you smell so good.

I did a thing.

Like a beauty treatment?

No, no, this is because I sleep deprived and I'm over it. You know I look my

best when I'm dehydrated.

It's so unfair that that happened to you.

Max.

I did something bad.

What did you do?

Where's August?

Baby, when I met you, there was peace unknown.

I said I'd get you with a fine -tooth comb. I was locked inside.

There was something going on.

I like that. Dolly? Dolly Parton in the car? Do something to me that I can't

explain.

Hold me closer and I feel no pain.

Every beat of my heart.

We got something going on.

Okay, Kenny Rogers has entered the car.

And her love is blind.

It requires a dedication.

All this love we see needs a conversation. If that is together.

Islands in the stream.

That is what we are.

No one in between.

How can we be wrong?

Welcome to Ojai Falls.

Let's do it.

No, no, no. It's Ojai Falls.

It's Ojai Falls. No, it's the side that Ojai.

Why are you fighting with me? It's Ojai Falls.

It said Ojai.

Okay.

Mom! Hey!

Yep, heading, uh, out of town with Iris.

You're next.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Alright, look, I'll call you when we get back. Love you, okay? Love you, love

you, bye.

So is the bunny.

Oh, that's just an inside joke.

Ooh, strawberry.

Ooh. Should we go?

Yeah. All right. Cool.

Hi. Hi.

Welcome. Thank you.

Oh, jam.

You guys out of towners? We are.

Oh, my God.

You look amazing.

They're in season.

They're perfectly ripe.

Great.

You can try one if you want.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, don't be shy.

You want to do the others?

Mmm. Oh.

Mmm. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

They're really great. Oh, thank God. They're really good.

You have amazing eyes, by the way. Thank you.

Right back at you. Thanks.

Beautiful eyes.

Doesn't she have great eyes?

Beautiful eyes, yeah.

We're going to have to get two. They're so good.

Okay. Um.

Ready?

Tad bitter. I'll do ten for you.

Ooh, soft ham.

It's rare.

Um, enjoy.

All right.

Oh, you're driving.

You want to go with me too? Wow. Enjoy.

Drop your lady. What's this we're into?

Nah. She was.

What can I say?

Come on.

It's a strawberry, ladies.

It's gone over.

I'm going.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm the worst driver ever.

Car.

Oh, I think that's it. Oh, shit. Should I park there? Yeah, it's fine. Park

here.

Oh,

my

God. Isaac.

It's so nice!

We're gonna come all the way up here. Might as well have it be nice.

Yeah, but this is like crazy.

They have so many lamps!

If we have jars, we can make jam with all these strawberries.

What? Somebody got that heart.

You're not real.

You know what?

You're not real.

Want to go explore?

If I explore, you mean have sex with me? Whoa!

So, I have to... Whenever I enter a space that's new, I have to immediately

sex. Like a wedding, bar mitzvah, just those casual dinner parties.

I think it is.

Wait, I haven't seen you at any of the meetings. I haven't gone to the

I have a problem.

What am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

All right.

Oh, my God.

You did everything.

Blue sauce and olive oil.

They got good olive oil.

What should we do with this?

I mean, let's try to put some in the fridge if you can't.

Don't let me drink the whiskey because I get really fucking drunk.

Take these away from me because I'm going to eat the whole bag. Then give it

back to me in 30 minutes.

Okay. Why are the chairs like this?

Oh, that's called shakers now.

What's that?

The shakers.

I originated in the 1700s in England.

They actually hung their chairs on the wall so that it would be easier to clean

the house.

Oh. I can't believe we already broke something.

I'm going to blame it on you.

I don't know what to do. I'm not a bum. Do you want some of this? No.

Incredible. You've got to see this. You've got to see this mirror.

What's going on in here?

Hey,

she wants this place.

That went fine.

Why didn't they lock this stuff away?

It was locked. I picked it.

You picked the lock?

Yeah. Locked doors give me anxiety.

Wow.

Oh my god, that's a ball gag.

Okay, yeah, no, we should not, Drew.

Come on.

Okay, I want you to keep an eye on me, because I can't swim.

Wait, seriously?

Whoa, what's that?

No. You can't tell when you're joking sometimes, seriously.

I love that you're gullible.

You're pretty.

There's a man, Jack.

What? There's a man staring at us.

Hello there.

This is not your playground.

What? It is illegal to have sexual intercourse in public.

We're not having sex.

Do you think I just fell off a turnip truck?

I'm wearing a one -piece, sir. It's kind of impossible to pull that off.

That was weird.

I forgot to mention, I invited my ex.

And there he is.

Oh, did you invite him for the whole weekend? Yeah, I just thought we could

hang and get to know each other.

Seems like a great guy.

Right? Really good person.

About a disease that turns the whole world permanently blind.

How relaxing.

Not relaxing, but actually very interesting. You can borrow it when I'm

you want.

Um, I'm not really a big reader.

You don't read?

No, I read. I just, um, I'm just more of a movie lady.

But I really want to read your disease book after you're done. Sure.

Yeah. Okay, movie lady.

What's your favorite old movie?

Well, my favorite films are the Fast and the Furious franchise.

I'm assuming it's the third?

Well, no, it's a tie between all three.

They've made like 20 of those movies.

I'm going to be unoriginal and say Casablanca.

The ending scene where Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman are standing in the

rain saying goodbye.

And they love each other, but they can't be together because it's impossible.

But that doesn't take away from what they had together.

And he looks her in the eye and he says, we'll always have Paris.

That's a great scene.

Oh my God, you've never seen it. Yes, I have.

You're fucking lying.

You're lying.

You should definitely check it out. It's a classic.

I'll watch it after you read this.

I don't want to read blindness, blindness, blindness.

I'm never reading that.

It's one blindness.

This is a design.

Blindness.

Dinner's ready.

Here you go. Oh, my God.

This looks amazing.

Thank you. I hope you like it.

Who cooks scallops at home?

You know, I like doing it.

What do you like about it?

I just find it relaxing.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah, sure.

What was your first impression of me?

My first impression of you was that I was incredibly attracted to you. I

to take you out on a date, but you didn't like me.

Well, I thought you were a fuckboy.

What? But I was intrigued.

I want you over eventually.

Yeah, third date.

Third date? Really? We just went to a bar.

Yeah, I cried. It was embarrassing.

It was endearing.

You made me feel better.

I'm glad.

Have you ever cried on a date?

No. Have you ever thrown up on a date?

No. Have you ever had your heart broken?

Am I being interviewed right now?

I'm just trying to get to know you.

Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yes.

Toby. Well, what happened with Toby?

Well, we got together when I was 16, which is also the year my parents got

divorced. Did a year.

We were together for seven years.

Thought he was the one.

Guess he didn't think so, which is fair enough, but also really painful.

I'm sorry.

It's okay, it happened.

Except the night that it happened, it, like, kind of came out of nowhere.

And I had this, like, insane urge to stab him.

Seriously? Yeah, I mean, I wanted to stab him.

But, like, I restrained myself.

I'm not insane.

But I'm also glad I'm not 10 % crazier, because who knows what that would have

caused.

Right.

Am I freaking you out?

No.

Okay, your turn.

I don't know. I guess I don't think about it that much.

Okay, so she really messed you up.

Not like that.

It's not like that.

You don't have to tell me.

So?

When I was a kid, I walked in on my dad having sex.

with our neighbor.

Oh, my God.

He was too much of a coward to tell my mom, so... I had to do it.

Isaac, that's horrible.

Yeah.

It's pretty heartbreaking.

I'm sorry.

He's an asshole.

No.

You're drunk. You're drunk.

you didn't want to intrude. I changed my mind.

Have you ever been tied up before?

You know, we thrive in missionary.

Um, but I'm open to anything.

Yeah. Except for bus stuff. I just, I draw the line there. I just, I had a

procedure a couple years ago where they inserted a balloon into my head. Yeah, I

don't need that. We don't need to go there.

Um, do you, do you want to give it a try?

Yeah. Yeah?

I have to take a shot first.

Go. Yeah.

Go.

Another one. Yeah.

Okay, tie me up.

There we go. Okay. Whoa.

You ain't getting out of that, right? No.

Okay, this has got to be the way.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

Right. Whoa. Hey.

Look at that.

Woo.

Woo.

Oh, there it is.

Ow. Ow.

My brain.

It's working.

Perfect.

You're going to need permission.

No.

Take her to the barracks.

I'll be no prisoner.

Let's get our heads together. I can't do anything like this. Like, I can't get

my bra off. You ready?

too but i just i'm not that kind of girl okay okay yeah no no we can we can stop

no i don't want to stop i don't want to stop this is so fun i just don't think i

can be the one that's tied up do you want to switch is that okay

yeah yeah let's get you out of here i'm sorry that i yelled at you

i'm in a cold sweat is that okay

yeah

You wanna do my legs?

That doesn't freak you out?

Might as well go for it.

I'll make it nice and tight.

Are you ready?

It's bright in here. Oh, my God. You like that it's bright?

Yeah. The bright lamp. I like it with the lights on.

I feel like I have sex in the dark because I'm so gorgeous.

Oh, my God. You're so hot.

Really? Oh, fuck yeah.

Okay, are you okay?

Are you okay?

What is?

You know.

Know?

What?

I just didn't expect this.

Expect what? To hit Gus?

No.

For it to feel this easy.

I'm not really... Not really what?

Looking for a relationship.

Wait, what are you talking about?

I mean, I... I think you're great. I'm just not really looking for a

relationship right now.

Are you joking?

No.

Wait, what do you mean you're not looking for a relationship? We've been

for four months.

What did you think we were doing here?

What do you mean? We're hanging out. We're having fun.

We are exclusively seeing each other.

No, we're not.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? No, like a month ago, I said I didn't want you to

have unprotected sex if you were sleeping with other people, and that's

reason that we, you know, haven't been using condoms.

No, you said you didn't want to have unprotected sex.

If we were also doing that with other people. No, I said I didn't want to have

unprotected sex if we weren't exclusive.

No, that's not what you said. You said that you didn't want to have unprotected

sex with anyone else for sexual health reasons, which I totally respected.

Are you sleeping with other women?

Yeah.

No, it depends on how you define sleeping with. Oh my god, I am

I was wearing...

Condoms? What are you... This is what we talked about. I don't understand. We

never talked about it.

Look, I never said I was looking for a relationship. If that's what you want,

maybe we should stop seeing each other. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm

just saying. I like you and you like me. We should definitely not stop seeing

each other. I don't really want... Can we just not have this conversation?

When I'm cuffed to the bed. Why would you bring me here? Why would you spend

day acting like my boyfriend? Why would you tell your mom about me? Why would

you eat me out in broad daylight? Like, that fucking boyfriend shit. Why would

you, like, hold my feet in that way and kiss me deeply? And why would you bring

me on this fucking fancy trip? It's fucking bullshit.

You're being kind of crazy right now.

I'm being crazy?

You're being fucking crazy.

You pursued me.

Is this what you do? You bring women on like fancy trips and then you dump them

and you call them crazy? Is this like your big plan?

Iris, calm down. Calm down?

Do not tell me to calm down. Why are you making this such a fucking big deal?

I did nothing wrong.

Seriously? I don't like this. I'm not into this.

You're right.

You did nothing wrong.

So you can sleep like that.

Are you fucking serious? Come on.

Iris.

I didn't wake you, right?

No, I'm just heading off to bed.

Where are you? Why is it so dark?

I'm just sitting in the car because I was going to go for a drive, but I drank

too much whiskey.

Oh, no, sweetie.

Whiskey. You can't drink whiskey.

Remember what happened last time?

Mom, Isaac and I got in a really big fight.

What about?

He doesn't want to be in a relationship.

Oh, baby.

Mom, I don't, like, should I leave? Like, this is so weird. I don't... You

know... Your dad almost stood me up on our wedding day.

Got a bad case of cold feet.

Tried to ditch me at the venue like an hour before we exchanged vows.

But I wouldn't let him because I knew he loved me.

You guys are divorced.

Yeah, but we both know that was my doing. My point is, sometimes men don't

what's best for them.

If I were you, I wouldn't let Isaac walk away just like that.

Really?

Just go and talk to him.

Be your beautiful self.

Show them those amazing eyes of yours.

Take your gloves off, maybe. Put on that lingerie I gave you. Where is he right

now? Are you serious?

Who else is going to tell you, use your body?

Society tells me this every day, so I just, it would be nice to call my mom

have her be like, use your heart.

I don't get a good reaction when I say it to young people your age.

And it's true.

I love you. I love you too, sweetie.

I'm hanging up on you. Goodbye.

Please, God, can you please make it with me?

I think that we could make each other really happy.

When fear strikes, the need to run becomes primal.

In this episode, I'm going to explain how to help your partner resist that

In the 1970s, I conducted a study on 12 brave couples on the brink of divorce.

My findings were fascinating.

Let's dig in.

Good morning.

What time is it? I don't know.

Hey, can you, can you uncuff me now?

I was thinking, what if I don't?

Don't uncuff me?

Yeah.

I know everything, the question.

What if you give me 12 hours to show you what we could be together?

See, the thing is, you don't really know me.

You only know this version of me that I've shown you.

But I think if you really got to know me, you would change your mind about the

whole relationship thing.

I agree.

See, I was up all night reading these articles by this relationship expert,

Sandra James. And she was saying that when you're fighting with your

other, you should stay in the room until you resolve it. She says in some cases,

couples literally tie themselves together for 24 hours.

I agree. Let's just stay here for the rest of the day.

And if by the end of it, you don't want to be with me...

Then fine.

No, I don't want to do that. I don't think you know what you want. Like, I

you think you know what you want, but that's not actually what you want.

Because I don't think you know what you want if you really thought about what

you wanted. It wouldn't be what you wanted. Okay. If you wanted that.

wouldn't be what you want.

Why don't you, um, why don't you uncuff me and we can talk about it. What if

these are gifts from the universe?

A gift? A gift that could save you from self -sabotage.

Look. This is Sandra's theory, not mine, and she's got the PhD.

Sandra? Sandra? Who the fuck are you talking about? So you'll do it.

No!

Uncuff me!

Fine, I'll uncuff you, but then I'll just have to stab you.

What? It's like, all I want is to feel deeply and get into the nitty -gritty of

relationship and be vulnerable and have love. Like, that's what I want. It's

like, let me make you breakfast.

Yeah.

Breakfast, yeah, yeah, make me breakfast.

Really? Yeah. Let's do the 12 hours. Let's

do that.

We just need to connect.

Yeah, for sure.

Okay, breakfast.

The most important meal of the day.

Breakfast!

I feel delicious,

baby.

Oh,

hi.

Hey.

How do you know where I live?

I'm so sorry. I do not know where you live. I was staying at the farmhouse

the road. I promise you I did not.

know that you lived here you're staying at the farmhouse yeah uh

sorry if i seemed rude earlier but there have been some local high schoolers

who've been trying to have sexual intercourse in the creek oh yeah i'm i'm

full adult and i only get sexual inside i uh was wondering if

you would be open um to letting me borrow an egg I know that's crazy and I

wouldn't give it back, but I'm Iris, by the way, and I'm making French toast for

my boyfriend.

Steve. His name's Isaac.

I'm Steve.

Oh, so nice to meet you, Steve.

You want an egg?

I would love an egg.

Oh my fucking god, does he not like french toast?

Does he like it?

No, he got french toast.

He got french toast.

He likes it. At that diner, he got french toast.

Okay. We're both in a french toast.

Breakfast is served.

I need a pee.

And we're gonna figure it out.

Totally forgot men peed.

But this is kind of fun, right? Like it could be like us when we're older, you

decrepit and bedridden, me holding your penis in a bowl while you relieve

yourself.

Didn't land.

Wasn't the right time for a joke.

Totally understand that.

Oh my God.

A bit dehydrated.

No?

I'm so sorry.

So how are you?

I'm okay.

Yeah.

How are you?

I'm okay.

Didn't really have a plan after the breakfast idea, so kind of

just figuring out how to keep the vibes going.

Do you want me to ask you more about your childhood?

No, why don't you tell me about yours?

I want to know you better.

No, no, I don't like talking about myself. Come on, you're asking me all

questions all the time. Let me put you up.

Okay,

what do you want to know?

What was your childhood like? Did you ever...

Break a bone?

I mean, who was your first crush? I want to know everything.

Okay. Yeah.

I can do that.

Great. Well, apparently it was a crazy heat wave that night, and my mom woke up

in the middle of the night already two centimeters dilated. They said that my

head was so big that it actually ripped her vagina.

The doctor said that he had never seen something that graphic before.

Wow. It's really rare for baby girls to get hernias. It's much more common in

boys. The way I stopped wetting the bed was by lucid dreaming, which my

therapist said was very impressive.

Can I be honest?

Parrots suck.

Not for everyone.

And I actually think the croissants are better at Dunkin' Donuts.

So I'm on a flight to Amsterdam to New York, and my friend is like, here, take

this edible. And I was like, okay, I guess that could be fun. I immediately

a panic attack.

Is it a bird?

Yeah, yeah, it was a bird.

It was a bird.

So in the sixth grade, I did this dance at a talent show, and it was hard to

say, like, if it was good or not.

But my crush, who had never spoken to me before, did ask me out the next day, so

I like to think that I had something to do with it.

A dance?

Yeah, it was so ridiculous.

Dad? Doesn't sound ridiculous.

It sounds sweet.

I'd love to see it.

Yeah, one day I'll show you the video.

No, no, no. Do the dance for me.

I want to see it live.

I'm not going to perform a dance for you. That's insane.

Come on.

I'd really love to see it. And if you have a recording of it, that's perfect.

You could practice in the living room.

Seriously? I want to see the dance.

That one over your crush.

You're such a great dancer. We know this.

It'd be so fun.

Come on.

Please. Okay, I am getting very bored of talking about myself.

Maybe it's good to switch up the energy. Okay.

Switch it up. I'm switching it up. Let's go.

All right, I'm going to do that. I'll be back. All right, great.

Okay. All right.

Oh no, come on, come back!

Hey, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.

I was just wondering when you were gonna be ready.

Just need a few more minutes and I'll be right back.

Okay, great.

Woo!

Do not have the knees of an 11 -year -old anymore.

Do you enjoy modern now?

Or are you more of a jazz girl?

Okay.

Do you want to switch parts or do you want to hit this part?

Your left.

Oh, it was a two.

Ow. Ow, it's stinging.

It's burning. Yeah, sometimes things that hurt are good for us.

This is what I look like pregnant.

I'm just kidding. Jesus Christ.

Ow!

Is it an aim?

No.

Well,

I mean, I'd clap, but...

So did I ever tell you about the story of when I kissed my cousin?

No, that sounds pretty weird.

In my defense,

I was blackout drunk at a family reunion, I hadn't touched a man in six

and I thought he was a waiter.

Yikes.

I thought it would get a laugh, thought you'd think it was funny.

Actually, I also kissed my cousin once.

Okay, we're both cousin kissers.

Maybe worse because I...

Definitely knew she was my cousin.

Oh my god.

We have to unpack this. I want to hear it. So how old were you and what?

It's been 12 hours.

Yeah. Yeah, just tell me the story first. It's been 12 hours.

Iris, I think you can unpack me now.

Yeah.

I will. Right now.

Um, where is the key? I think it's down. I bet. Yeah, I think it fell.

Has anything changed about your feelings for us being together?

I don't know.

Really? I mean, why don't you uncuff me and we can talk about it.

Why can't we talk about it now?

It's been 12 hours.

Uncuff me.

I am going to. I just, you don't think that there's something special here? No,

no, let me finish. Just let me... Not doing this anymore.

Okay? I'm just trying to say that it's really hard to meet people, or at least

it's hard for me to meet people. And this is something that is hard. No, it's

really hard to connect.

Fuck you and cuss me right now, you fucking psycho.

You are literally going to jail.

You know that? What?

This is a felony.

Kidnapping. I didn't kidnap you. You absolutely did. Look at me. Look at me.

wanted to be tied up. This was your fucking... idea. You said that you liked

Oh my god, not for 20 plus hours. You agreed to it. You threatened to stab me.

I was joking.

Didn't feel like you were joking.

Yeah. You really thought that I would stab you. Yeah, you seemed really

manic. And then you proceeded not to let me leave.

And then you told me you almost stabbed your ex -boyfriend when he broke up with

you. That was just a thought that went into my head. I would never actually

him or you. Who the fuck do you think I am?

Felt like you was in the realm of possibility. No, no, no. No, no, no, no.

didn't kidnap you. I didn't, like, take you here and, like, bring you to the

house and trap you, okay?

It's not the only way to kidnap someone. You didn't let me leave.

That is kidnapping.

That's how they got O .J.

What? O .J. said, yeah, the reason why he went to jail is because he was

convicted of not letting someone leave his Las Vegas hotel room.

That's right.

Sentenced to 33 years.

Served denied.

Uncuff me.

Well, now I don't know what to do.

Uncuff me? I can't go to jail.

I can't go to jail.

Don't leave me alive. I won't go to the cops. I can't go to jail.

How can I believe you?

I won't. I'm just going to tell everybody you ever met that you're

insane.

I won't. I won't do that. I'm not going to do that. I was kidding.

I'm not.

Iris! Iris!

Help! What are you doing? Get the fuck off of me!

If you could come as quickly as possible, that would be great. Love you.

What

should

I do?

What should you do?

What should you do?

Hmm.

Let me, uh...

Kenny, actually, because he loves Law and Order. No, no, no, no, you can't

Kenny. No one else can know. Oh, um, he's in the car.

Why did you bring Kenny?

How could I not bring my boyfriend to the romantic oasis that is High Falls,

York? Because I am your best friend and I needed help. Right, and that's why

he's waiting in the car, because what if he were, like, naked or something?

Your first thought was that I was naked and I couldn't find my clothes?

Well, I don't know. It definitely wasn't that you were holding his boyfriend

captive. Tell Kenny to go home.

Tell Kenny to go home. Okay, okay, I will.

Sorry to interrupt.

I was just, um, pretty scary out there alone. Kenny!

Hi, Iris!

Hi. Um, babe, you have to go. We have to leave. We have to go now.

Oh, what? Oh, I thought we would film. Maybe I can make you a s'more or

something. Oh, that sounds so nice, but Iris is, um, she's cramping. I'm just

cramp. A lot of cramping. It's, um, something that we need to deal with a

so. Okay, yeah.

Where's Isaac?

We had a fight, and he took an Uber home.

Oh, no.

Really? I really liked him.

He's really cool.

He was cool.

Yeah. Well, hopefully you guys can get back together.

Yeah, for sure.

Okay, yeah. Well, I'll let you guys have friendship time, and then...

Yeah, I'm just going to use the bathroom quick. Oh, um, no, my love.

Don't miss me too much. Why don't you just pee outside like all the guys do?

outside. It's a beautiful night.

Um, no, I think I'd rather just go inside.

The bathroom's broken.

Oh, well, what are you even using?

The upstairs bathroom.

Okay, well, I'll use that.

No.

No.

I can't use the bathroom. Was there like a dead body in there or something?

That is such jokes, Kimmy. You're insane.

Okay, yeah, I'm just going to go to the bathroom then. Okay.

When you go up there, just be really quiet.

The neighbor is complaining.

Oh, no. We all got to be really quiet.

And use the left door, which is open.

Don't use the right door.

Just go to the left open door. You got that right? Just go to the left.

I look his hand up to the bed and accusing Iris of kidnapping.

Max, what the fuck? I'm sorry, I can't keep anything from Kenny, you know that.

Why is he accusing you of kidnapping?

Because I chained him to the bed and I wouldn't let him leave.

But I wanted him to get to know me, and I didn't realize it was technically

illegal, and I thought that he was really loving it.

But he wasn't loving it, and now he's threatening to go to the police.

And I googled it, and kidnapping is five years minimum in prison.

20 is more likely. If you get five, you could probably get off in two and a half

with good behavior.

Hey, Laura and all the guys, why don't you go to the police?

It is your word versus his.

His uncle is a senator. His word is literally backed by the U .S.

Okay, that's not good. Yuck, which senator?

I don't know. It's Wisconsin or Minnesota. I get them confused.

Look, guys, as long as there's no... There's physical evidence.

Look, I elbowed him in the eye when I was trying to recuff his leg, and

ultimately, I don't know how to say this, Kenny, but he's developing a black

eye.

Honestly,

it's really bad.

Oh my God, I'm going to jail.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

We're all going to jail.

What? Well, okay, so Max has been here with you for a while now. And Isaac's

already seen her and me see him change the bed and then walk out of the room

casually. Now, I could probably get off right now unscathed if I went to the

police straight away or unchained him right now. But Max, she's almost

going to be an accomplice. Lucky for you guys, though, I am a go -down -with

-the -ship type of guy. And Max here is my lady and my ship.

Okay, so I'm here on a visa.

If I get accused of being accomplice to kidnapping, I'm definitely getting

deported. Oh, my God.

Fuck. Okay. That's really bad.

Okay. Um, what if we give him some kind of head injury that causes some form of

amnesia? Oh, my God. We make him forget the entire thing. Let's do that. Let's

do that. We hit his head.

Huh? Oh, my God. We hit his head.

Let's do that. We can do that. Guys, we can't give him a head injury that causes

amnesia without killing him.

We could kill him.

What?

What? No!

We're not killing him.

Well, you already threatened to stab him, and there are a lot of woody areas

hide a body.

I did find a lot of switchblades.

There are also kitchen knives.

We're not gonna murder him!

We are obviously joking. We're joking, Kenny. Then say that you're joking!

Whoa. I just feel like, yeah, if you joke, then say you're joking. Just right

now. So that we're all on the same page. Because I don't want to... If someone's

making jokes and I think it's serious, it's gonna be a problem. Okay.

I'm cool.

We're not going to murder the little guy.

Okay,

not to change the subject, but I'm so hungry.

I'm fucking starving.

Yeah, honestly, I'm very hungry too. I think that is the cause of my explosion.

Great pasta, babe. It's really good. It's really good. Yeah, you should have

some.

You don't want any pasta?

I don't know.

Did you poison it? No, Isaac, of course I didn't poison it. Just take one

fucking bite.

You don't want a bite? Just take a bite.

I don't want to eat it. I don't want it to do more than pee.

I understand, but Kenny's here, and he can help you with that.

I don't want the big hug.

No, no, God, no.

Just let me go.

Let me go. Please, let me go. I won't tell anybody.

Okay, we've established that I can't trust anything that you say.

Wait, what about the drug that men use to rape women? The roofie drug? We could

try that. He would lose his memory. Please don't drug me. No, that only

like, on the night that you take it and nothing before.

Oh, fuck. You're right. Shit.

Thank you, Max. Thank you. God, baby, thank you.

Can you walk with me?

Yes, baby.

Sir, we're going to be right back.

Why can't you just say you're sorry?

For what?

For leading me on.

I didn't lead you on. You pursued me.

That doesn't mean we're automatically going to be in a relationship, Iris.

I'm sorry. I'm not a chill girl that doesn't care about commitment at all.

not trying to make you chill. I'm not trying to make you anything.

You made me scallops. Yeah, I made you scallops. What the fuck are you talking

about? You spent all this time wooing me and pursuing me and you made me like

you. So the issue is... That I treated you too well? Oh, my God.

You're infuriating.

I'm lost.

I think you like me, and you're just scared.

Stop telling me how I feel. You know you have textbook intimacy issues? Like,

it's just really clear to everyone, but, like, you know what I mean? Don't

therapize me. Don't do that.

Do not.

I'm sorry.

I just done.

I thought we were having a nice time.

We were.

We were.

I just, I never asked you to father my children or get married.

I just asked you to only date me.

But it's never just that. We would have gotten deeper and deeper intertwined.

And then eventually, you know, you'd want more.

You'd want more.

Maybe you would too.

Yeah, but what if I didn't?

That would have been fine. Then what? I'm the asshole?

No, I'd be the asshole. Maybe that's what I am already. I'm the asshole.

what you can tell people about me.

Then I'll just be the crazy girl.

Hey, sorry.

Max wanted to see you. Cool. You want to take over this? Great.

and let me go.

I'm sorry, man. I really want to. I just... I can't.

This is insane.

I'll tell you what.

I'm not gonna let them kill you.

That's your line?

Murder?

Yeah.

I know. I know. It's so embarrassing.

You'd obviously like to erase that memory.

You do? Oh, my God.

Can you send it to me right now?

Yeah, we're in nature right now, so it's actually really easy for us to let it

fly us. It's perfect.

Oh, thank you so much. You're a lifesaver, for real.

Send my love to Aunt Jasmine.

Bye, y 'all.

Who is that?

My cousin, the witch.

She has a spell for us to try on Isaac's memory.

Max, can we be serious?

I'm dead serious.

She is a witch. Right, and I love you.

With the witch stuff, it's always like, I'm with you.

I just got in a really big... Iris, she's a witch, okay? I'm telling you.

trust me on this. Seriously.

You called for my help. I hold my ass out here. I just feel like we've

all of our options and we are... Yeah, we're in a place of needing magic.

We need to cut the shit and turn to witchcraft.

Yeah, you're right.

Okay. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's make the magic.

The devil in hell I know has changed.

There forever he'd remain.

But I've got my own mind and feet. If you ask me, he's across the street at a

bar drinking that whiskey down.

The doctor and the old man with the black eyepatch entered the ward with the

proof that they did not be, could not be.

gonna take it if i give it to him he literally thought i was poisoning him

pasta pasta one by one

and then i heard it all wow

wow wow you have a really nice reading voice

thank you really nice man you are

I don't understand why the book is called Blindness, Blindness, Blindness.

It's just, it's just blindness.

Can you open the window?

Yeah, it's stuffy in here, right?

Gosh.

That is a perfect thing. Are you feeling it?

Mm -hmm. Oh, gosh.

Babe?

Babe!

Hey, what's up, babe? Can I have some water?

Yeah, I want...

All right, I got you, pal.

Can we talk to you right now outside?

Yeah, why? What's up? No, seriously, can we meet you outside?

Yeah, I'll be right there.

Okay, come on. I'll be right there.

Okay, we need you to give this to Isaac, because if either of us do it, we'll be

suspicious. Great. What is that?

It's the potion to help him forget the last two days.

Okay.

I think I should have a drink, too.

Because if I give him a drink and I don't have one, it could be weird.

But if we both have a drink... That's like a bonding thing.

You're so smart.

Hey, I'll make you a tea.

Good.

How is that?

It's a strong flavor.

Thank you. Here you go. Thank you, sir.

That's my grandma's recipe.

It helps date and sleep and ease anxiety.

So you've never been dumped?

No.

That's crazy.

I hate breaking up with people.

You know, you go on three dates with a girl and then you have to have this full

talk. You don't want to keep seeing them. It's the worst.

For you or for them?

Both.

Come on, I don't want to make them cry.

Yeah.

I know what you're saying.

She's not that into someone.

It's not that. It's not that I'm not into her. I am.

I was.

Yeah, no, I get it.

Yeah, my pal Phil, he's like you.

What?

Well, so evolution, right, they gave us these reptilian

brains to protect us from danger, right?

So that's why we remember the bad things that happened to us four times as

strongly as the good things.

Like, oh, don't eat this poisonous berry, so remember it.

But now we don't really have to worry about berries as much, so our brains

up with new things that we label as threats.

Like girls.

Sorry, my mom is a therapist.

Yeah.

And how did you meet Mac?

Tinder.

Tinder? Yeah.

Thought it was more of a... You know.

Oh. No, that's a common misconception.

No, I found my soulmate.

Why do I still want him?

I just... You know, I haven't liked someone in so long.

And he said all these things, and I told myself the story that we were, like,

falling in love.

I wanted it to be true.

Oh, no.

Ugh.

Like a classic soft boy.

What? He's a soft boy.

What is that?

They're like, you know, they're like fuckboys.

Like a fuckboy just wants... Casual sex.

And then the soft boy, like the fuck boy, has no intention of making anything

serious or defined, but they just want all of the affection and romance of a

relationship, you know? They want all the good parts, but without any of the

commitment or genuine vulnerability.

Jesus Christ. I know.

They trick you.

They get you.

They're the worst.

Oh, yeah. I know.

Apparently my dad was a big soft boy in the 80s.

No, he's obsessed with your mom. I know.

But he said if he had met her a year earlier, he would have fucked it up

he was just being a soft boy. No, no. But he loved her, so it would have been

fine. Yeah, but love's not enough, you know? You have to be ready.

We all got to meet on the bridge at the same time or else it'll all just fall

apart.

What is this?

So we've made the brew, given to the subject, Isaac.

All that's left to do is get naked and cast the spell.

Wait, why are you naked?

Solidarity.

Erase this memory from the one I love.

I'll say it now for all above.

The last two days must disappear.

Get rid of all the mounting fear.

Erase this memory from the one I love. I'll say it now for all above.

The last two days must disappear.

Get rid of all the mounting fear. Leave him calm and with some wonder. Trust in

me, not knowing my blunder.

We'll know whether or not it worked when he wakes up in the morning.

Enjoy, Bubba.

We're out of lines again.

Care for another?

Not sure.

I think I'm getting fed up.

First date?

Third.

It's fine.

Pilger, right?

That her?

Hi! I'm so sorry I'm late.

I'm never late. Sorry about that. No problem.

I made friends with the bartender. Cool.

Are you okay?

I'm so good. I'm really great.

Have you been crying?

No.

Are you sure?

You kind of look like you've been crying.

Oh, no.

No, what happened?

I just didn't have a good day, but I'm so sorry.

I'm embarrassed.

Don't worry about it. It's fine.

No, it's not fine. I should have cried outside like a normal adult.

Do you want to talk about it?

No, it's fine. I'm just going to pull it together.

You don't have to. We can get out of here. Go cry at a nearby bodega.

Like real New Yorkers?

I'm more than happy to start thinking of some sad shit and cry with you.

Just give me 10 minutes of a video of a toddler getting bit for glasses for the

first time and I'll be a fucking man.

Um, I'm gonna think about it. Thank you.

We got no.

We got no.

Do you mind? I really have to pee.

Yeah. Of course.

Oh, my God.

Sleeping like this really does a number on your back.

It does.

Yeah, this is so fucking fun, though.

There you go. You're not so damn really drunk.

You hit the leg? Yeah.

Great.

Oh my god.

There we go.

I got him.

Oh, my God. He's in the bathroom.

I don't want him to see you. Get out. Okay.

Oh, he's going to hear you.

God.

Mac. Penny.

Hi. Hey.

Hey, you.

What's up?

What are you guys doing here?

They surprised us.

You were sleeping, so I didn't want to wake you. I had to crash the potty.

well, I hope that we're not intruding.

No, no, not at all.

What's the next thing you get?

Well, surprise.

Surprise?

Let's get breakfast somewhere local and fun. Yeah, let's go.

We should make breakfast with all the strawberries we picked up.

Ooh, I think we have ingredients for pancakes.

Oh, yeah. Did you stop by at Stan?

Because I love a local berry.

Yeah, yeah, we did.

Oh. Great, let's make pancakes.

Oh, you know what? I think I left the flour in the car.

Do you know where these are, your car keys?

Can I have them?

Uh, yeah.

Um...

Keys are in here.

Great.

Be right back.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

The power of sensehood.

Wait, if he doesn't remember anything, then he doesn't remember breaking up

me. Oh, I remember. No, no, no, I'm just...

No, I will break up with him. I'm just saying.

But also, I mean, there's a lot going on.

Baby?

I'm just saying, there's so much changing.

Matt! What?

Um, I don't think that he went to get the flower.

Do it.

Awesome. What is it?

It's the potion to help him forget the lab. Okay.

Okay.

I'm going to bed. What? Come on. We have to go. Let's go after him. I'm really

good at following cars. Yeah. No, we're not getting involved in a high -speed

car chase. It's fine. I can do it. Yeah, we can catch him. Let's go. No.

You guys have done enough.

Thank you.

If he goes to the police, I'm going to say it's all my fault and that I coerced

you guys into it. What?

No. Okay, maybe we could... It's over.

Hey, you're up.

My God.

You made your breakfast.

Here you go.

Guys, this is so nice.

You need strength.

You okay?

I mean, this is just absurd.

Yeah. Yeah, it is. It really is. But, hey, I was thinking, what if he doesn't

even go to the police?

That'd be nice.

He might just go home.

Maybe. Yeah.

you might just sure go home and this might all just be like a weird dream

we had or something hey honestly when i would think about telling people it's

funny yeah

hello

this is as jacobs yeah it is who is this this is the high fall of deputy sheriff

I've got the location!

It's straight down the hill! Good!

Max, what if he's dead?

Iris, he's not dead.

Come on, let's go.

I heard a howling early

this morning when I was on my hike at dawn. There was a man yelling out for

Iris. That's you, right? Yes, yes, please.

Where did you hear it?

hard to be sure because you know what the frequency drops below under 20 hertz

it becomes difficult if not impossible to uh use time difference or level

difference to uh discern a sound lateral source if you had to guess i had to

yeah gun to my head well we

have to go anything can help Okay, don't hold me to it, but by the creek about

three quarters of a mile north. Thank you so much, Steve.

You're welcome.

Wow, what was that? That weird guy I was telling you about. No, Steve.

Oh. Okay, you guys go meet the sheriff. I'm going to go try to find him. Okay.

Wait, is this a good idea? He could be hurt. Okay, cola. Okay, bye.

Oh, thank God. What happened?

The car, the hydroplane.

I tried to make my way back to the house. My phone was dead.

I slipped and I fell. I think I broke my ankle. Okay, let me call Max.

Hey.

Yeah, I found him by the creek. He's really injured.

Yeah, we need an ambulance. I can't carry him alone.

Yeah, I'll send a pin. Bring the sheriff.

Are you okay?

Yeah, your teeth hurt.

I'm fine.

I, uh... All this got so...

Ridiculously out of hand. And I, um... I

think I...

I kept going and I kept going and I got this place where I thought I could keep

us together by sheer will and that's not the way it's supposed to be.

And I don't want to force someone to be with me.

But me thinking that this weekend was going to end in us being together, like,

that didn't come out of nowhere.

I just wish you had been honest.

I had a dream that you hated me.

What?

Last night I had a dream where you seduced me and you told me that you

I don't hate you.

I just... There's something wrong with me. I just

don't... Wish I could...

give you what you want. I just, I can't.

I can't. Why not?

It's just blind optimism, but what usually happens is people fall in love

falls apart.

They make these big promises and declarations and then it falls apart

because one of them got...

I don't know.

I just don't know how people do it.

It doesn't always fall apart.

It falls apart a lot.

Okay,

cool.

I'll be fine.

What?

I don't know.

It's over, I know.

But in my heart, there always

will be a body burning

out as it grows.

Oh, you can put all the flames away.