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That bacon smells delicious.

I could eat a whole pig by myself.

The bacon is for her.

Your breakfast is on the table. What?

This is your plate.

Great.

Good for you, Dad.

But honey, breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.

How do you expect me to get by with just
that?

You know how long have you been talking
about losing weight?

It's been quite some time now.

Two years.

Hey, but I'm consistent.

Mom,

can I have some more milk, please?

Sure, honey.

The gardener's here again?

You're right.

Three strips of bacon at $1 .25 each. It
comes up to $3 .75.

Oh, and plus the ham from last night's
dinner. It comes up to $4 .20.

Okay, here's the $5 .00. Now, where's my
change?

Oh, Dad, I'm sorry. I don't have any
change.

But you know what? You're going to have
80 cents as credit for the next dinner.

You have no compassion for your father,
do you?

Dad, acting classes are very expensive.

But I'm going to make you an offer you
can't refuse.

See, whenever I make the big movies and
I win the big, big bucks, you get to be

my representative. And I'm going to give
you a really good salary.

In English please, in English.

How's work darling?

How's work?

I'm more worried about you not getting
thinner.

But I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

And I'm gonna get my tangerine later.

And what's worth it? You look like a
tangerine, you know?

It doesn't work.

But it's not my problem.

I mean, I'm following the diet.

And I don't know, maybe something's
wrong with me. Yeah, something is wrong.

You eat like a pig.

Of course not.

I eat my vegetables and food without
calories.

You know what? I'm not hungry anymore.

I need to go to work.

And yeah, keep notice that you only eat
vegetables.

You're not gonna say goodbye?

My arms can't surround that much
happiness.

You're drinking two milkshakes?

Oh, Eva!

Just don't ask for two milkshakes if
you're not going to finish them.

Oh, no, I just think water.

All right, that's my girl.

So we're still on for tonight at six,
right?

Yeah, at my place, right? Yeah. All
right, bye. Jump.

You complete me.

No, no, shh, hush, hush.

You had me at hello.

Hey, don't get like that.

He just invited you to study.

All men start like that.

Really? So I drink those two milkshakes
alone?

I'm going to end up being more fat than
you.

Hi, Helen.

How did you know it was me?

Very easy.

Helen.

You know that essence allows to eat

on the tour.

Those aren't mine.

Those are from the tourist.

Yeah, yeah, right.

I believe you.

Thanks.

Boss? Boss?

It's necessary egg in the kitchen.

I know.

What?

What happened?

Helen. What? Helen.

Yes, yes. I don't want her to work here
anymore.

I don't know. It's your decision.

I got to tell you, I will die a Giants
fan.

If you judge Judge Barry Bonds on the
field accomplishments, oh my God, the

is Superman.

He is really good.

Tough day at court?

Nah.

The elevator's out.

Oh, that's just the one on the left. The
one on the right works this time.

Huh?

Anyways, the boss has a big case for
you. He's waiting for you in the office.

Okay, thank you.

You're welcome.

Yeah, I'm going to the Hall of Fame,
though.

Come in.

You wanted to see me, sir?

Lou, I'd like you to meet Andy Garcia.

Pleased to meet you.

You wanted to discuss the case, sir?

I'd like to do so in private. It's
really sensitive.

Absolutely.

Lou, I'd like to bring Andy in on your
case.

With all due respect, sir, I don't need
an assistant.

It's not about your work product, Lou.

Then what is it, sir?

It's about perceptions.

I mean, look at yourself.

You can barely stand up and address a
jury without needing to take a break.

But, sir, this is the biggest case our
firm has handled. I can't risk it.

Lou, you've done a fine job preparing
the evidence, testimony, arguments, but

have one or two witnesses left in this
closing arguments.

I want Andy to be the front man.

Is this what the firm wants, sir?

Yes it is.

You're the boss.

It's on internet.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

I'm sorry. It's really cold.

Yeah. You got everything inside, right?
Yes, I have pen, paper, notebook, the

book, highlighters, markers, everything.
Yeah, yeah. I even have a whiter just

in case we need to, like, wipe stuff
out. And then I have a lot of erasers.

All right, cool. Hi.

Oh, hi.

Hey.

It's kind of cold, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, don't worry. We have a
fireplace, and it's going to be really

All right, cool. Yeah, so you said math.
Yeah.

Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm
really good at that. Watch.

Nine times.

Nine times I've explained this to you,
Mr.

Conga player Andy Garcia.

I get it.

Nine times.

Like nine innings in a baseball game.

What?

you're good like i really i just don't
understand it um but uh hi hi nice to

meet you mrs pizarro hi nice to meet you
dave uh ask your daughter to help me

out with math because i'm doing really
bad in algebra class she's really good

yes it's excellent great so can i get
you something to eat or drink um no

no mom you know that after school i
always just

Drink water.

Oh, water.

Oh, okay.

So, some water?

Yeah, that's fine. Just water. Sure.

Okay. I want to get some water. I don't
know. I'm coming back.

I'll let you study.

Ah, thank you. Your mom's really nice.
Yeah, she forgets. She forgets. No, I'm

kidding. Just water, you know. Yeah,
I've always drank water. But can you

me out with this? I really don't know.
Yeah, yeah, math, math.

Yes, square root. Can you describe it?

My love, without your love, I can't live
without you. I want you. I just need

you in me.

Oh, thanks.

Oh,

sorry. Oh, math, yes. Why didn't you ask
about math?

Who do you think's feeling sexy tonight?

Who? Me!

Is it well mating season already?

Don't bother me. I'm so tired.

What are you doing?

I was waiting for you.

Waiting for me for what?

It's our anniversary. You forgot?

What? Come on. I have many things to
think about than to think about those

stupid things.

But it's still early.

We can celebrate. No, no, no. I'm going
to bed.

But what about our date?

Yeah, maybe tomorrow. Tomorrow, yeah.

The gardener again?

Oh, yeah, yes. I asked him to plant some
geranium in the corner.

Just to graduate art.

Some what?

Patty, what's happening?

It's getting late.

You talking to me?

You talking to me?

You must be talking to me because I
haven't seen nobody else here.

No, I'm talking to Robert De Niro.

I know. I told you I'm a good actress,
right, Mom?

Wow.

Look,

when you're gonna become this great
actress, and I make billions of dollars,

I make so many great movies, and I
make... We've read it a hundred times,

Um, anyways, Mom, I didn't get to eat
any dinner last night because I was

studying with Dave.

Can I have a double portion? Yeah,
you're right.

Beautiful. Thank you.

I have 80 cents credit.

Don't forget.

What are you whispering?

Oh, it's because my dad does not believe
me that I am a great student and I have

the best grades in the whole school.

Yes, you better believe her. Yesterday,
a guy came to ask for help because he's

the best student.

Congratulations, my daughter.

You're going to be a great merchant and
an awesome actress.

Why not him?

Honey, breakfast's served.

I don't have any time for breakfast. I'm
going to work. Bye.

Okay, Mr. Andy.

Have the case laid out and explained.

You understand?

Not really.

What is it that you don't understand?

All of it?

All of it?

So much for the Dodger tickets that I
was going to give you.

Dodger tickets?

Well, yeah, not anymore. You won't be
able to go to the game because you're

going to be here burning this.

Okay. Enjoy your ride. Thank you. Good
morning,

Helen.

Good morning, Mr. Brooks.

Are you feeling better?

Better? Yeah, better.

I asked Mr. Allen if you could be our
guide today.

He said you would feel well.

So can you all be the guide?

That's weird.

I'm fine.

I forget about me.

Okay. Ciao.

Hey, Lou, have a seat. No, don't.

Wow, you sure lighten your seat. I
didn't hear you coming up on me.

Sir, are you sure about Andy?

Of course I am.

It's just that he's more of a hindrance
than help.

I feel like I'm going backwards trying
to bring him up to speed.

I have an easier time explaining things
to my son.

I already told you he's the face on
this.

But, sir... Look at yourself.

You're out of breath just standing there
talking to me. It may not be right, it

may not be just, but it's the way things
are.

And Joy will have a hard time focusing
on your words.

Sir, I know I'm out of shape, but I'm a
good lawyer.

Listen, your weight is a distraction.

If you lose a few pounds, you'll be
unstoppable.

Until then, pretty boy stays.

That's final.

So what are you going to do about your
weight?

Hi, can I please have the biggest,
fattest burger you have with extra

And can you add extra calories?

Three large fries, three shakes, and two
Cokes.

Hi, guys.

Hey, you're regular. Ten tamales.

You're funny. I think you're confusing
me.

With another girl that looks like me
that comes in here and eats that.

you know, I always eat a salad.

Oh, that's right.

Your salads are coming right up. Thank
you.

Oh, my God. There's this girl that looks
exactly like me that comes here and

eats thin tamales.

Oh, God, it's disgusting. She looks like
a pig.

Anyway, I always eat a salad because I'm
healthy like that.

Okay, lovebirds.

Time to go.

I mean, we should stay here and keep
studying, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So, see ya.

Okay. Bye.

Bye.

Louis,

I think this is going to be the
beginning of a beautiful... What?

The significance of the... Yeah, what's
on paragraph five?

Tell her.

What?

Tell her.

Take it easy, man.

I told... Another moment.

Now tell her.

No. Another moment.

I told her.

What did you say?

No! I told her!

Miss Kelly! Miss Kelly!

My boat! My boat!

I'm going to tell her.

Elena is gonna get fired. What?

Yes. Why?

She's fucked.

Well, that's discrimination in my
country.

It's my work, and she's always eating.

Well, you just need to tell her that.

She needs to stop, but that's it.

I did.

It's not necessary.

Mr. Allen?

You're right.

But you should tell me.

I quit.

Hey,

sweetheart. Did you see the moon
tonight?

What about it?

It's one to make love to.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah.

Let me know when the moon's like that
and you lose 60 pounds.

Mr. Peters wants to see you both in the
office.

Did he say why?

I just delivered the messages.

Sorry.

You wanted to see us, sir?

Yes. I wanted you guys to know there's
going to be a lot of press in the

courtroom tomorrow. And I don't just
mean local. We're talking international.

A win will give out.

from a lot of publicity.

And there'll be a lot more cases.

That's great, sir.

I know I don't have to tell you,
gentlemen, that the more cases means

opportunities. Okay?

You're gonna have to add another
partner.

A senior partner?

Is there any other kind?

Well, that's great, sir.

I put together a solid case.

Great. How solid are your arguments, fat
boy?

Pretty solid. Not even an idiot can blow
this case.

That's good, because... Glad to hear it
now.

Get out of here.

You'll win a case.

Do we win the case yet?

If that's possible.

What's wrong?

Oh,

hey. Hi, Kathy?

Hi, Elena. How are you?

I'm fine, thanks.

But Steven didn't come home last night
and he doesn't answer his phone.

What? Well, so can you look for him to
his work or something?

The office is so far away.

Okay, maybe we can... I can help you. I
can go for you, alright?

Okay, okay.

What's up, hey?

Shut up!

My friend Elena has a problem, so we're
gonna go and look for her, okay? I need

you to stay right here.

And be cute with me, alright?

I'm so glad that nobody has a problem.

Because if you had one, you can get out
of my bed right now.

It says here that the charge against
both of you gentlemen is assault with

bodily injury.

This whole thing is crazy, man. They
assaulted us. Those guys came up to us

swinging in the parking lot. We just
offended ourselves.

Remember now, I'm representing you so
there's no need to alter the truth.

We're not big guys. You know, we're not
violent guys.

You know, we're no punks.

But I do know karate.

Now, who threw the first blow?

They did.

I see.

All right, guys. So, like I

was saying, if you guys are telling me
the truth, I think we have something

here. Wait, but you're sure you know the
prosecuting attorney and the owner of

the pub?

Absolutely. I have it completely under
control.

Okay? So when are we going to get that
footage?

We're going to get the footage.

Don't worry about it, guys. I got this
all covered, and I'll see you guys on

day of your trial.

Excuse me, so what can we expect from
you today?

We're going to prove, beyond a
reasonable doubt, that the manufacturer

installed...

Brake lines hit our client's vehicle.

I don't understand anything.

Can you please explain?

He said we're going to prove our
client's case and hold the manufacturer

responsible.

Want to take my picture?

Anybody?

Excuse me. So what can we expect from
you today?

With the evidence we have gathered, it's
a no -brainer. We're going to win

today. Are you a good lawyer?

We're the best. Can't you tell?

Court is in session. The Honorable Pedro
Fernandez presides.

Take your seats.

Court is in session. We call the first
case. The state versus Mr. Romo. The

charge is murder in the first degree.
Mr. Romo, is your counsel present with

today? Yes, I am.

Okay. Counsel, how does your client
plead?

100 % innocent.

Mr. Romo, do you agree?

100 % innocent, Your Honor. I'm sure
you're innocent, sir. I'm sure you're

innocent.

Court finds the defendant guilty of
murder, 20 years.

We'll take him into custody.

What? Hey, you sit.

Get up. No, no.

Your Honor.

No, you... Hey, you... I... Stop.

Stop.

Your Honor.

It was in my phone.

I mean, he wanted me to kill him. He
wanted you to kill him. Yes, yes.

Your Honor, I... I kill you if you want
me to kill you.

Really? Yeah.

Wow. Wow. No good need goes unpunished.
20 years.

No. Your Honor.

Your Honor. No.

Hey,

what's up, girl? Hello.

How you doing today, Mia? I'm wonderful,
thank you.

What you doing? What you got going on?

Oh, you know, I'm going to be gone for a
little while, you know, but I'll be

back real quick. You know,

maybe we should go out. Maybe we can get
together.

Should I include that as well?

He's a good -looking man. I mean, if you
want his number, go ahead.

All right, next case.

Counsel.

Mr.

Cannon, what is your position at Creston
Motors?

I'm a quality control supervisor.

And what exactly does that entail?

I reviewed test results, various
components that are used for manufacture

assembly of our vehicles.

Did you review the test results for the
braking line used in a motorbike?

I did.

Do you have the results with you today?

No, I believe they were delivered to
your office as requested.

A copy has also been provided at the
time.

Thank you, counsel.

Mr. Cano, what were the results?

The brake length all passed quality
control safety test administered.

You know the questions, right, Andy?

Yeah.

Got it right here.

You're welcome.

I have no further questions.

Your witness, Counsel.

Good afternoon, Mr. Canale. Good
afternoon, Counselor.

How long have you been at your current
position for? Since I was promoted.

Okay.

Thank you,

that's all I have.

I object, Your Honor.

I have a question, Your Honor.

I have something to say, Your Honor.

Your Honor, do you realize that there's
not a single homosexual in this

courtroom? I object.

Because the night is so cold in Wyoming.

Have a seat, Counselor.

Counselor, one more outburst in my
court, and I'm going to hold you in

I'm going to lock you up in the plumber,
and we'll see if there's any

homosexuals in the courtrooms you show
up in after that.

Have a seat.

Yes, Your Honor, I apologize.

Your Honor?

I would like to call Mr. John Fernandez
to the stand.

Mr. Connell, you're excused. Thank you,
Your Honor. Counselor, is there anything

else that your impriliqued dummy may
have forgotten?

No, Your Honor.

John Fernandez to the stand.

Bailiff, swear a man.

Raise your right hand.

You swear to tell the truth. Everything
that we need to win this case is right

here.

Don't mess this up.

Your witness, counsel.

Your Honor, you look lovely today. New
robe.

Thank you, counsel. Is that a new tie?

Actually, I've had it for two years. No,
it looks nice. Can't tell. Continue

with your cape. PJ Maxx.

Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen, this
cape...

It's simple in nature.

You okay, counsel?

Your Honor.

I object.

This trial is a travesty.

A travesty of a mockery of a sham.

of a mockery of a travesty of a double
mockery of a sham.

The only mockery here are your accents
in my court, sir. Take a seat.

Yes, Your Honor. I apologize to the
court.

Crescent Motors.

Crescent Motors.

In an effort to maximize profits and
minimize costs, knowingly utilize

substandard brake lines in the
manufacturing of their Supermoon Star to

This is...

I was saying before my colleague rudely
interrupted me.

This is evidence to the multitude of
brake failures, which have been

as the main factor in over eight traffic
collisions, one of which caused our

client serious injury.

Mr. Fernandez, were you employed as a
quality control supervisor for Crescent

Motors? I was, but I quit.

Okay.

And why did you quit such a good paint
job?

Because the company wanted me to falsify
safety test results.

Oh.

Did you?

Of course not.

I didn't want to be responsible for
people being killed just so the company

make an extra buck.

So then what happened?

I quit and they got Connell to sign off
on the test results.

I interrupted you.

Don't be mad, Chubbs.

Don't call me Chubbs again.

You've insulted me three times, and if
you do it again, you're going to suffer

the attack of the buffalo.

Okay, okay. Relax, relax.

Get to work.

You look so hot.

What?

I want you.

Can we talk about this after the case?

No, I want you to know.

Now. Oh.

The court's going to take a brief recess
of ten minutes.

Oh, that's great.

Twenty minutes.

Oh.

rise. Court has recessionized.

I apologize for asking for a ten minute
recess and only taking five minutes.

Court is back in session after much
deliberation and

counsel did present some very convincing
arguments to me.

However, I'm going to have to find for
the plaintiff.

Case closed.

Next case.

Do you have any further statements to
make?

What's going on?

We won the case, Andy.

We won? Yeah, we won. Thank you very
much.

I did it.

I did it.

Too good to be true.

You said you were a good lawyer.

Why don't you ask the judge about that?

I will.

So what happened inside?

This ruling came out in our favor.

We as Americans cannot sleep at night.

Breaks.

We all need them.

If we didn't have breaks, we would hit
the person in front of us.

Sounds so simple, doesn't it?

But just imagine if you didn't have
breaks.

So I just want to say thank you so much.

for believing in our law firm to take it
to the next level.

Where would we be?

Imagine a world without break.

It'd be chaos.

Thank you, guys.

You're looking at a new partner to a
very successful law firm.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

That means I have to take the kids to
school?

That's right.

Show me the money! Show me the money!

Show me the money!

What are you, Dad?

Have a good day, sir.

Did you see Kershaw pitch that set out
last night against the Yankees? I did.

Kershaw's my hero.

I love the guy, absolutely.

Lou, come on in here.

I was just congratulating Andy on how
well he spearheaded the Crescent

Motorcase.

Spearheaded?

Him? Yeah.

Do you remember how I told you guys I
was going to have to point another

partner?

Yes.

Well, here you have me.

Mr. Peters just gave me the great news.

Isn't that great?

But I went out and signed all those
claims.

I put this case together from scratch.

All he did was recite the lines. I
begged him.

And you gave him the partnership?

Look, Lou.

We have an image to uphold. And frankly,
the weight is an issue.

My weight didn't stop me from winning
the case.

It's fine. Of course, we'd love to give
you a bonus and maybe make you a part of

Andy's team.

What?

Don't worry, chumps.

I'll take care of your come -and -play
reviews.

I told you not to call me chump!

Look, pal.

You're talking to a Tai Chi master.

No.

Lou? Lou, what are you doing?

and then Dave came over and we were
studying and then he was so close to me.

smelled so good. He's so cute.

Don't get too excited, sister.

Why?

I mean, Dave's like the cutest guy in
school and you're... I know.

I'm what?

Just look at yourself.

You know what?

You're just jealous of me because he
actually came over to my house.

I'm just looking out for you.

Oh, baby. Oh, my goodness. You're so
gorgeous.

Oh, baby.

Hold on.

Baby, I'm going to go.

Wait, wait.

Oh, my goodness.

Really, guys?

Oh.

Hope you guys were having a good time.

And you?

My gardener?

Really?

Can't believe you.

You guys keep on going. Don't let me
disturb you.

You know what?

Continue. I'm going to grab my stuff and
I'm leaving.

You know, better yet, I'm not going to
take anything. Do you know why?

Because I'm disgusted with this bedroom.

Disgusted, okay?

I hope it was worth it, huh?

I really do.

Okay, man, look. Wait.

Go figure with the gardener?

That's why I caught my own grass,
neighbor.

to help my friend.

Help me find love for those who have a
little more weight.

Heavy duty lovers.

What do you think? Could work?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What the hell's going on here?

You are depressed.

You have a broken heart.

But I'm not going to stay right here and
look how you don't do anything for your

life. Dad!

Dad! Dad! You're dead, Dad!

Oh, you're lying!

You're lying!

Oh, God.

Well, I am depressed.

But my heart is not broken.

Look.

I didn't love Steven anymore.

Did you have a party here yesterday?

Dad,

I'm hungry.

There's food in the refrigerator.

The refrigerator, there's... Okay.

I see myself in the mirror every day.

And I'm, like, fat and fat.

And I'm just, like, holding on to the
relationship, but...

Is

this the exam you give your son?

I'm hungry.

Feed me, please, Father.

Feed me. I don't feel like going out. I
don't feel like getting ready.

All right, folks.

We can do this the easy way.

You're just an excellent woman.

You're so beautiful.

And I know that there's going to be a
guy that loves you just the way you are.

No, look at me.

Dad, you can't go on like this anymore.

Look, I have a plan, okay? So I went
online and I found this dating site

single people go in. She's going to want
me like this.

Dad, I know that there's going to be a
guy that loves you just the way you are.

Stop resisting, okay? I have it all
covered up.

Now listen to me.

There's this website that is called
Heavy Duty Lovers.

Daughter, please.

Dad, look, look, look, look, look.

Everyone in there has a couple of more
pounds than usual, so nobody really is

ashamed, and they're all kind of little
chubby, lovely people.

Look. A website? Yeah. Oh, no.

It doesn't work for me. Come on.

You have to stop.

bother me with that i already said no
you remember how steven used to call me

fat lady pig that's because steven is a
stupid

guy and you don't have to listen to him
okay okay if you want we

don't have to do it well maybe you can
just help me to get a new laundry

and a new dress Because tonight is my
night with my new matcha, the Mexicano.

I don't feel like going out.

It will help you. Come on. Please, help.
You're my best friend. Please.

Lina, come on. Come on.

We won't do it? Oh, no.

If you don't want to, we don't have to
do it.

We don't have to do it?

But I can do it myself

Wow

dad looking sharp you're gonna have a
lot of pretty ladies

coming after you maybe Oh

No, she has too many

Oh no, she's too skinny.

Oh no,

she needs to wear more clothes.

Oh no, it is not.

Is that my Tio Pepe?

Does he dress like a woman?

No, no, no, I didn't see that. I didn't
see that.

Cute!

Why are you so sad? You're always sad.

Well, you know why.

Okay.

You've been like this, like, a month.

And you promised that you will change.

But, you know, I have a solution.

Do you remember the beige, heavy, dirty
lover?

Yeah. Okay, yeah. So I brought you here
for a reason, okay?

Well, I have made you an account.

And you don't know how many chubby girls
threw themselves at you.

Yeah, that's because they haven't seen
me. No, no, no, they've seen you.

I have already put some photos.

What? Why did you do that? We have an
agreement.

Yes, we have.

But I never said that I wasn't going to
do it alone.

Dad,

you need to stop feeling sorry for
yourself.

There are so many people that love you
just the way you are.

How do you know that they're going to
like me?

Because... They already did. So there
were a lot of chubby girls that threw

themselves at you, but I chose the top
ones. Look.

Yes.

Come on.

There are so many cute guys in there.

Maybe I don't have nothing to lose.

This isn't even bad at all.

I'm leaving to Mexico in a week. In a
week? But you just met her.

I know I just met her, but we talk a lot
on the internet and we have so much in

common. Dad, I don't want to lose you.

You're not going to lose me. I'm just
going to go meet someone.

That's a line from Joe Black, right?

Dad, don't listen to her. She's always
acting.

How horrible to have a family that
doesn't support me. Because whenever I

a big... Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

You know what? Fine, fine.

Let's go shopping. Let's go get you a
lot of good clothes so you can look

handsome.

You know, I don't want to buy any new
clothes. I don't want to take anything.

I want to start a new life over there.

Okay, it's correct.

Now is now.

Oh my god, wow, you look amazing.

You look like Angelina Jolie before
divorce.

But in this moment, she's busy.

Fuck it.

Oh, don't make me feel bad.

Oh, I'm joking.

Come on, you call me in no mysterious
way. Would you like to order anything

else? Yeah, another coffee, please.

So mysterious, and I was like, okay,
maybe she's depressed, and I have to be

best friend, you know. But look at you.
You look beautiful.

I'm feeling better.

I've been in touch with a big and lonely
soul.

Really? Yeah, remember him?

Yeah. Well, he's a lawyer from Los
Angeles, and he's going to come see me.

When? In two days.

Good day.

Thank you. Thanks.

Good day.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you.

You don't look happy.

What's wrong?

Nothing. Tell me.

Do you remember my macho mexicano?

Yeah.

Well, he was married.

What? Yes.

How do you know?

We were on a date, and then the wife
came, and kids, and it

was horrible.

Don't be sad.

You'll see. You'll find another macho
Mexican.

Oh, I don't believe in that anymore.

Trust me.

I found mine.

I'm here.

Oh, where are you? We're going to pick
you up.

Well, what you told me, the pyramid.

Well, but what part of the pyramid?

There's cactus, there's trees, and lots
of pyramids.

Oh, he's in the pyramid, though, near
the river.

Oh, okay, we know where you are. We're
going to pick you. Don't move.

Okay, I'm not going to move. These
pyramids are so beautiful, I can't stop

looking at them.

I'll be right here.

Okay, bye -bye.

Wow,

Elena. Elena, you're so much more
beautiful in person.

Oh, thank you.

Get in.

All right.

Welcome. Hi.

Please don't eat too much because I have
a big surprise for you, okay?

Nice. Oh, my God, you look so cute.

I love you. Bye.

Bye. I love surprises.

Don't listen to my friend. She's a
little nuts.

We can eat something.

So then you mean you're not eating so
much? No, no, yes, yes, but just a

soup. That's fine with me. I love soup.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Did you like the food?

I loved it. It was so good.

Yeah. I feel like I'm in heaven.

It's good.

My arm can't around that much happiness.

Let me know when the moon is like that
and you lose 60 pounds.

Something is wrong.

You eat like a pig.

Is this well made peanut butter?

I just need someone to love me for who I
am.

And I want the same thing, Elena.

I haven't eaten that much in my life.

Same here.

I can't eat no more.

I feel the same way.

Elena, what do you always want for
dessert?

Pan de elote, flan apolitano, and dulce
de choconote.

Thank you.

I hope you enjoy it. And with
permission.

Thank you.

I think I ate a little too much.

Why do you say that?

Well... Okay.

bravo bravo wow that was awesome

sweet i can't you hear that because that
was

the fertility dance because you're gonna
have a lot of babies

don't listen to her

that you haven't eaten enough okay
because i have a surprise for you the

restaurant my well my well okay

you look so

good but in love things too are perfect
treats at crowds bye bye

she's right on that what are we doing in
a hotel We're looking for a room for

you here in Teotihuacan.

They're going to treat you well.

Wait a minute. Don't you have a house?

I do, but not you.

Okay, but I was hoping I can stay with
you.

No.

Well, why not?

Well, because we don't know each other
well.

Amen.

Are you okay?

Shut up and kiss me.

Hi, handsome. Did I wake you up? I'm
sorry.

Where's the gardener?

What gardener?

I do it myself.

You don't have a gardener?

No.

Yeah!

What are you excited about? No big deal.
Don't worry about it.

Let me help you do the work here, okay?

Just promise me you'll never hire a
gardener.

But I don't need a gardener. We can do
it together.

Awesome. Here.

I gotta send a picture to Luca.

Wow! I have never seen my dad look so
happy like this before.

I think when you were born, there was a
beautiful smile drawn on his face.

That thing again?

Luca! Come back!

You look so happy.

What's up, Sandra?

Oh! Hey, Sandra.

Dave, hi. Hey, how's it going? Hey.

Is it going good? It's going great. How
are you?

I'm good, I'm good.

I kind of need some help with my math
homework, and I was wondering if you can

help me out again, because I really did
not understand from the last time. Yeah,

I can help you. Do you want to go right
now? I'm not doing anything right now.

Do you want to? No, I have to go to
practice right now, but later, like at

night, I can.

Yeah, you want to come to my house?
Yeah, yeah, what time's cool?

Six, six to three.

Yeah, I think that's cool actually,
yeah.

I will always love you. I love you so
much.

You promise?

Yeah, what's up?

Yeah, I promised you I'll be there at 6
tonight.

We're good. Oh, yeah, because you're
coming to my house at 6 p .m. for math.

No, we're coming here to school.

We're coming to school? No, I'm just
fucking with you. We're at your house.

you're so funny.

Thanks, yeah.

All right, cool. I'll see you there,
right?

Yes. Later, Sandra.

Elena, I thought it over and I want to
stay in Mexico.

Really? Yes.

Katie's thought the same, you know.

She fell in love with the pyramids of
Chotihuacan.

But she's still waiting for her Mexican
machete.

This place is magical.

Wow. We're going to start a new business
for people like us. And we're going to

call it Heavy Duty Tourists.

Like heavy duty lovers?

Yes. We're going to have bigger feet.

We're going to have snacks.

But most of all, we're going to have
food.

All of the heavy people in the world are
going to want to travel with us.

I think it's an amazing idea.

Bye, chef.

Bye.

This is my boyfriend, Lou.

You think you can make that special
dessert for us?

Of course.

Thanks. Do you want dessert?

Yeah. It's going to be an gastronomical
experience.

Really? Yeah.

All I got to say is tonight is my night,
bro.

Have a seat.

What can I do for you, gentlemen?

Your attorney said he'd get us off the
hook by having our case dismissed.

Mm -hmm.

Well, let me get more familiar with your
case.

You were represented by... The big guy.

Lou. Lou, Lou, Lou, La, La, La, Pizza.

Yeah, that lawyer. Yeah. Liar.

Yeah. Let me get Andy in here to see if
he knows anything about your case. You

get me Andy in the office, would you,
doll?

He's just been on the computer all day.
He looks to be very busy.

Well, tell Mr. Garcia to stop doing
whatever he is doing and come into my

office.

Yes. There you go.

Come on, Candy Crush, level three, baby.

Andy?

Oh, don't work so hard.

Just relax a little bit.

Mr. Peter wants to see you and he's not
very happy.

Why? I don't know. I just deliver the
messages. I don't ask.

Yeah, boss?

Hey.

This is the guy who screwed our case up.

He was supposed to get us dismissed, but
this clown ended up getting us a trial

by jury.

Yep. Sir, excuse me. My friend here has
been a little riled up.

Feathers are a bit ruffled, and you can
understand why.

What he's trying to say is that this
sorry excuse for an attorney got our

sabotaged by not bringing the evidence
and by flirting with the prosecuting

attorney. Look, Lou never gave me the
surveillance footage, so...

I had to improvise.

Gentlemen,

please relax.

Don't you worry about a thing.

Don't you worry about a thing. I'll take
care of you guys.

Can I have one of these?

You want one too?

Here we go.

Have a great day, guys.

Can I have one too, sir?

No, numbnuts!

Go to the third client to complain about
you as an attorney.

Well, Mr. Peters, three isn't too many.

Three isn't too many?

Well, no, it seems like a little.

Three cases that you've worked on and
three complaints.

Seems like a little?

Three out of three.

So I got a perfect record.

Okay, well, look, I've just been having
some bad luck.

Bad luck?

Yeah, you're right, it is bad luck. Bad
luck for me.

Look. It seems like we made a mistake
letting Attorney Pizarro go.

To be honest, sir, we made a really good
team.

You don't have anything good to tell me.

Uh, of course.

I have something really good to tell
you. Thank goodness. What's the good

The Dodgers give the Giants a really
good beating, and we're going to the

playoffs. Ha, ha, ha.

I'm a Giants fan.

Do me a favor, will you? No, do yourself
a favor.

Get out of my office.

Get out of my office!

Okay, should I leave now? Get out of my
office!

Yes, sir.

Great idea.

It's only been a few months, and we're
full for the whole year.

Yeah, I know.

How should we celebrate?

Yes, Mr. Peters?

Call Attorney Pizarro.

Okay.

Looks like Mr. Pissarro's number is no
longer in service.

What about his house?

Mention of the greatest and most famous
actress, Sandra Monroe.

You know what? No, no, no.

Sandra De Niro.

It looks like Mr. Pissarro's number is
no longer in service.

No, no, no. Yes, it is. It's Mr.
Pissarro's home. He's actually my dad.

I'm just practicing how I'm going to
answer my phone whenever I become a

actress and I make millions of dollars.

Oh, this is Diana from the law firm. Mr.
Peters told me to call.

You are his daughter, right?

He told me about you.

Here.

Hello, can you come into my house and
talk to me?

Oh, hi, Mr. Peters.

No, yeah, you know, that's good. It's
gonna be a little difficult because my

is in Mexico.

And I don't think he's gonna come back.

If I've heard correctly, you are an
actress, right?

No, I'm not just an actress. I am the
greatest actress.

Can you come into my office and talk to
me? I have something I'd like to propose

to you.

Show me the money.

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

Every man has a price.

I'll wait for you here today.

Time is money.

Thank you, baby. Get out of here.

Dave?

pick me up right away?

Yeah I'm gonna explain it to you on the
car.

Are you full?

I have a litter room left.

Because they have the best pizzas ever.

Pizza? Yeah.

You want?

Get it?

Stop the music. Stop the music.

Stop it. Well, well, well.

Who do we have here?

Miss Piggy and Mr. Pig.

Honey. You couldn't get anything better.

Look at yourself. Who could love you?

Who's this?

My ex -husband.

Your ex -husband?

You better apologize to her right now.

What?

Look, you can talk to me like that, but
you can't talk to her like that.

And what if I don't want?

You're going to suffer the attack of the
buffalo.

Come on. Is this for real?

Where did you get this guy?

Are you going to apologize now?

No. No, I'm not going to apologize.

No? Now you're going to suffer the
flight of the buffalo.

No, no, no. Wait, wait. I will. I will.
I will. I promise.

No, my queen.

I'm happy to meet you over dinner with a
deputy attorney.

I mean, babe.

Are you sure you're not going to get
home early?

Do you think she has a gardener? Aye,
for sure.

You don't know how much.

Bye.

She's crazy about me.

So what is your dad doing in Mexico?

Oh, that is a long story.

Well, the only advice I can give you,
Mr. Peters, is don't get a gardener.

That's absurd. My wife would never.

Oh, what about the gardener? I want your
dad to come back.

You couldn't have said that over the
phone?

I did not come here to waste my time.
You know, I am a very important and

actress. And besides, I already... told
you, my dad is really happy in Mexico.

Elena,

let's go.

He was drunk.

But what if he's right?

Don't let what he said affect us.

But what if you love me just because
we're fat?

Elena, do you remember the first time we
met?

I do.

And we said to each other, we want
somebody to love us for who we are.

And I love you for who you are.

But what if you love me just because
we're the same?

What if a skinny girl appears and you go
after her?

I can easily say, what if a gardener
appears?

A gardener?

It's a long story.

Look, I want you to love me for who I
am.

Not because we're fat.

I need you to prove me that you love me.

Okay, so what do we do?

No. Yes. No.

Yes. No.

Yes. No. Yes. No!

Oh my god! Dad?!

looking at the computer?

A picture of my dad.

He lost weight.

What?

How did he do that?

With love.

What he never had with you.

Congratulations, Lou. You are a big
loser.

Thanks. Very good, very good.

Thank you. And you, you are gaining
weight.

What?

Good hormones.

We need to run tests.

Can we do an exam? Look, no exams.

Nothing, doctor. I like this woman just
the way she is. You don't need it this

skinny. I love you just the way you are.

I love this body.

No one.

Hola. Hi.

Oh,

yeah. But that's fattening.

Elena, I love you the way you are.

Thanks.

Oh, come on, baby.

Thank you. We're going to have a good
time.

Elena, I can't believe you did this all
for me.

I feel like I love you in so many
different ways.

Different how?

Like, I love you more.

Waiter, please bring me a big piece of
paper because I have a huge order.

We're excited.

All right

Delicious.

No more.

There's the buffet.

Well, I'm going to the dance with
Arthur.

How about you? Well, I'm going to go
with Dave.

I'm going to actually ask him today what
color he's going to be wearing his suit

so I can buy a dress so I can both look
really cute together.

Oh my God, we've been studying together
every day at my place and he already met

my parents.

Are you sure you're going to go with
him? Of course. I'm going to ask him

now when I see him.

Because...

Sandra, Sandra, Sandra. I thought you
and I were going to go to the dance

together. I thought you and I were going
to go because we were spending so much

time together.

Sandra, Sandra.

Sandra, we were just... We were just
flooding, Sandra.

I tried to tell you.

Sandra, no. Sandra.

Sandra!

Sandra!

Sandra!

Well, hello, Madam Irma.

Yes, the garden is really bad.

Well, of course it is.

I haven't seen it in over a month.

And why not?

Until your husband's checks come in, I'm
not going.

What do you mean?

I thought we... Oh, please, don't kid
yourself.

Are you serious?

Until I get paid, I'm not going.

And now, please excuse me.

But I have a lot of work to do.

My husband's gone to work.

Did you already cut the grass?

Oh, yes.

Let me look at you, baby.

Turn around, baby.

Damn. Let's go. Hurry, hurry.

Remember Dave?

Yes, what happened? The guy that I like,
he came to the house the other day.

I asked him today at school, like, was
he going to wear for the dance so we

could go together?

He said that he didn't want to go with
me. He was just using me.

cell phone ring lately.

That's because the kiss you gave me last
night had me so discombobulated that I

turned it off and I forgot to turn it
back on.

27 messages.

For me, how about that?

Lou, our daughter is in the hospital.

We don't know what she has.

She just said she wants to see you.

My daughter's in the hospital in L .A.

So, doctor, what is wrong with my
daughter? Why is she wearing a neck

I'm not sure. It's just for safety.

Why is she in so much pain?

We're gonna have to do more tests, and I
will let you know tomorrow because I'm

not sure what she has.

You're gonna be okay?

I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'll let you know tomorrow.

Thank you, doctor.

Thank you.

You're gonna be all right. You're gonna
be just fine. No, I can't. Right, Mom?

I can't. I can't without you.

I'm right here.

I'm here with you now.

Daddy, promise me that you won't leave,
please.

Honey, I started a business in Mexico.

A new life.

I have a relationship.

Okay, honey. I promise you I'm going to
stay. I won't go back to Mexico.

I love you too.

The only explanation I can give you is
that she got better because her dad is

here. My dad is here. I love you. I
think so, too. The blood tests were

If she shows any kind of relapse, just
bring her back.

That's awesome.

So she doesn't need a neck brace?

No more pains?

No more. No more.

She can just go home now.

Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, my dad is here.

I love you so much. I love you too. How
you doing, Mr. Peters? Lou, look at you.

You've lost a ton.

Oh yeah, hiking those pyramids of Duffy
Wakai.

Apparently so.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

Sir, I'm here because I'm here to
apologize.

It's all right, Lou. We all made
mistakes and I'm a good man.

Get back to work.

Wow.

I just have one thing to ask that I
don't have to work with Mr. Garcia.

Of course, then. You are appreciated.

It's good you're here.

You're welcome here. Now let's get back
to work.

Thank you, Mr. Peters.

I won't let you down.

I called you yesterday.

I know. I know you called me. I just
didn't... I didn't pick up the phone.

Why?

It's because I... Elena, I just didn't
have the courage to tell you that I'm

going back to Mexico.

I knew it.

It's because I couldn't lose weight,
right?

No, no, Elena. It has nothing to do with
your weight.

I love you the way you are.

I knew it. I told you before.

I'm not making this up.

I promise you.

Don't do that.

It's just that my daughter is sick.

And she made me promise not to leave her
ever again.

Please don't lie.

I'm not lying, Elena.

What can I do for you to believe me?

Just come back.

I can't go back, Elena. I can't. I
promised my little girl she needs me.

Okay. But just don't lie.

Hello?

Elena?

Son of a bitch!

It's not his fault, you know.

I told you.

That's the reason why I want my... big
macho mexicano with his brown skin and

with his big sombrero, his big boots.

Yesterday I saw a movie of Tony Infante
and Pedro Aguilera.

It's not like that.

It's Pedro Infante and Antonio Aguilar.

I don't care, okay?

I want him.

Me too.

What, my guy?

No, no, no. My fat man.

Oh. We'll take that.

Singing makes your skin happy and your
hearts hurt.

This is my boss.

Jorge Negrete makes us the bosses.

Well, I just came to tell you that here
is your Mexican male.

My Mexican male, finally.

And I want to tell you that... Oh,

how little the males lasted.

No! No? No.

Give it back. Tell me what?

We are young ones.

We don't feel like we are going to die.

Thanks to the tradition of these
customs, these men, these women,

show their hearts, their energy through
the word.

Lead your feet to this place with all
respect.

Let us rejoice our hearts.

Let us rejoice our faces.

I want to get married too.

But what happened with your kids?

What happened was... Luca, give it back!

Don't you remember how happy Dad was?

Hang on to that box. Tell me what's
going on.

Beautiful, beautiful father.

Who loves you? Who loves you? I do. Yes,
I do.

Do you remember when I was really sick
and I was at the hospital?

So, Mr.

Peter thought it would be a good idea to
give me the role of a lifetime.

My dad is really happy in Mexico.

What am I supposed to do with all that
money I had for you?

What

do

I have to do?

He paid me to act like I was sick.

What?

Daddy, I love you. I'm sorry.

So what am I going to do now?

Well, you were happy in Mexico, right?

So then, why don't you just go back to
Mexico?

What? Call the love of your life. Tell
her you love her, you want her back, and

you want to be back with her. And go
back to your old life.

Really?

Really, son?

Yes.

Okay. Okay.

All right, that's what I'll do.

Thank you.

Daddy!

I'm a good actress, huh?

The best actress, honey, the best.

Good luck and have fun in Mexico.

I'm absolutely going to Mexico. But
first, I got something I got to take

of.

Hi, Mr. Peter.

Hello there.

Do you remember the attack of the
buffalo?

Good, because now you're going to suffer
the flight of the buffalo.

And here I am.