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Thank you.

I need help.

Bad news.

Jimmy, hurry. Officer Kelly wants blueberry pancakes and coffee.

Make it snappy, dummy. I'm in a hurry.

He said dummy?

He wants pancakes. I'll make them.

No, no, Clara, Clara. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I do the cooking and you

set the tables, remember?

Here, go ahead.

Go on.

Besides, nobody is going to cook anything.

Until he comes in here, sits down, and orders off the menu.

Asshole.

Asshole. Would you look at the mess Pop left?

Do you miss him, Claire?

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Leonard, I need help.

Mom and Pop, Clara, they're gone.

Leonard wants to know if you still miss them.

Oh, yeah.

No, no, Clara, Clara. Clara, no, they're not in the trailer.

They're dead.

Remember? Oh, right.

Dead.

Too bad. Sorry.

Dead as Fred.

Dead as a doornail.

Uh -oh, Jimmy.

Please.

Clara, it's okay. You don't have to hide.

Clara.

How's Charlie doing?

Keep the sign.

What'd you say?

Happy birthday, Leonard.

That is the smartest fucking catfish I've ever seen.

Hey, hey, Leonard.

Do you mind the language? It's my sister.

Sorry, sorry.

You don't mind, do you, Claire?

She doesn't mind.

You know, that son of a bitch of a catfish is still growing. I know.

I have to build him a new tank every year.

Dorney's fixing.

Thanks. I'll get right on it.

Jimmy's waiting for Pop to fix it. Pop's gone. Remember, Clara?

Oh, right.

Morning, Leonard.

Pancakes ready?

In a minute, wrap him to go.

Hey, Charlie.

Hey!

Hey, Blink!

Hey, leave her alone, Jeff.

Stop it.

I caught Charlie. He's mine.

Let's see your fishing license.

License? You've got to have a license to catch a fish.

You don't have a license.

That catfish is illegal.

Jimmy.

Jimmy, help.

Please.

Yeah, because see, what we do with illegal catfish is send them to the

penitentiary to be electrocuted.

Like all the other criminals.

Clara. Clara.

Clara. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

It's okay. No, Charlie's fine.

Charlie's fine, sweetheart. Look. Look at me.

I know. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Charlie's going to be fine.

Charlie's fine. Okay. Look at me now.

I know. I know. Charlie's going to be fine. Charlie's okay.

Okay. Look at me. Now slow down.

Take a deep breath. Here we go. Ready? With me. With me.

Okay. Okay. You're fine.

You're okay now.

Now lift your arms up, okay?

Come on.

Come on.

I was only kidding around.

It's not my fault, though.

She's a retard.

You get the hell out of here.

And I swear to God, if you so much as look at her funny, I will make you sorry

you were ever born. You ease the fuck up, Jimbo. She's not retarded.

That's right. I'm goofy.

And you're not goofy either, Clara.

You don't fool me.

Not for a second.

What are you gonna do, Jeff?

Are you gonna pull your gun on me?

Are you gonna shoot me?

Yeah, why don't you shoot me like you shot that kid in L .A.?

You

all are way too sensitive.

Hey, I need some water.

It's fucking hot out here.

Fucking hot out here.

What? It's not me. It's not me. It's probably a customer she hears coming.

What do you hear, Claire?

It's fucking hot out here.

You still planning on selling?

I'm thinking about it.

I talked to Harry James this morning.

He's going to list it for me.

That yin -yang from TV?

I got to do something.

That man is obnoxious, right, Claire?

Right.

Obnoxious.

Clara should be in a home where people can look after her and she can be taken

care of.

Sunny Hill.

That's right, Sunny Hill. We went there last week, checked it out.

Claire likes it just fine.

I like it just fine.

You don't want to stay here?

Leonard, keep out of this. It's none of your business.

Clara knows that the only reason I'm putting her there is because I love her.

Jimmy loves me.

She's got nurses there 24 hours a day who will make sure that she takes her

medication. Dr. Roswell is there. She can watch TV all day long. She can play

the piano.

Clara, tell Leonard about the piano.

It's a beautiful piano. It's a grand piano.

Yes. Grand.

I figure between Pop's life insurance and what I'll get for selling this

Clara will be set up for life.

You know I'm talking.

Yeah,

I know.

I'm planning on fixing it.

You got water?

Yeah, it's there on the table.

You got a psychic or something?

No. My sister heard you.

Hi, I'm Clara. I'm going to Sunny Hill.

I bet you are.

Be nice, all right?

You got Frosted Flakes?

Yes. Frosted flakes.

Yes.

You are a very big woman.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Why don't you get me a big old bowl of frosted flakes, some milk, and a bunch

sugar? You want something?

Just some more water would be fine. Thanks.

You're welcome.

You folks having trouble?

Car broke down.

Yeah, is there a mechanic hereabouts?

Uh, Roy Lee down at the Darby Gas.

Now, Roy Lee is no mechanic. Well, we don't have a mechanic, but, uh, Roy Lee

does work.

Look, uh, I'm, uh, I'm a little short on dough.

So I was thinking about fixing it myself.

Is there any tools around here I can borrow? Like, I don't know, some

screwdrivers and things?

Things? Yeah, things, God damn it.

You don't know the first thing about fixing cars.

You want to get back on the road or what?

Yeah, I do.

Knock yourself out, baby.

I've got some tools in the shed out back.

They're old, but they work.

Oh, that'll be great.

I'll give you a ride out to your car.

No, no, no. Finish your practice. No, I'm finished.

Come on.

We can pull it in.

That's my truck right out front.

All right.

Sounds great.

You going to be okay?

Just fine.

Come on.

You wait.

I'll get that car sorted in no time.

You'll see.

He's kind of useless, but he means well.

What the hell are you looking at?

You put a lot of sugar on there.

Yeah?

Well, I'm a dancer.

Sugar gives me energy.

A dancer?

I love ballet.

Clara. Clara.

Why don't you go and feed Charlie now? Okay? Okay.

So, um, where are you and your boyfriend headed?

Who, Pete?

He's not my boyfriend.

I'm just headed on a little vacation to Mexico.

You're, um...

Well, you're dressed, well, rather oddly for a

road trip.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, my show closed down, and I figured, you know, it's kind of a spur

-moment thing.

You know how it is.

So what's in Mexico?

Tacos? Tequila?

Wide open beaches that go on for miles and miles where you never see another

soul.

You're gonna lay around in the hot, hot sun and fuck for hours.

Okay?

What the hell you put in that fish tank?

This is what I eat.

Cat food?

She's talking for the fish.

Talking fish.

That's right.

Charlie has a very soft voice.

That's why you can't hear him, Francis.

But I can.

Clara is the only person who can hear Charlie when he talks.

She has very special hearing.

That's how she knew your name was Francis.

That's right.

Francis, it's fucking hot out here.

Let me ask you something, Brainiac.

What are you going to do when you catch this broad? Hey, she's not a broad. Show

some respect.

It's the woman I love.

Excuse me, but what are you going to do when you catch the woman you love?

I'm going to whack her.

Whack her?

The only thing you ever whacked was your dick.

Hey, I whacked that one guy.

Forget about it. He died of a heart attack.

He was 100 years old. Maybe older. Yeah, well, he's still dead, right?

Heart attack.

Hey, Clara, look, it's Harry James.

So come on down, come on down, come on down. Remember, I told you about him.

Yes, that's right, Harry James, Mr. Harry James.

You know, he's coming by here later today, and you get to meet him in

Excellent. I can sell you a house and a car.

Isn't he something?

Yeah,

a real pisser.

Do you hear them coming back, Clara?

No, not yet.

What

are

you doing?

Francis is taking a bath.

Okay, you can't take a bath in here.

Why not?

Okay, it's against our health code, for one. And you're going to offend my

customers.

What customers?

Francis needs a towel.

What I need is a shower.

Here's your towel.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Do you want to take a shower?

Sure, let's go.

Don't even start with me.

Do you want to take a shower or not?

Hell yeah.

I could use a shower.

Clara? Will you take Frances out to the trailer and show her where everything

is? And maybe find her something else to wear?

Wash her... thing?

Okay, I'll wash her thing.

Damn, Charlie.

She's something, huh?

Shut up!

Shut up! Stop playing that fucking thing!

Dad, see what you made me do?

Listen, you little fuck.

You ever touch me again, I'll bury you right here in the desert.

I don't give a rat's ass who your old man is.

Got it?

Here.

Here you go, sugar.

Clara. My name is Clara.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, Clara.

What's with all those travel posters?

Oh, that's all the places that Jimmy wants to go when I'm gone.

Yeah? What about that one over there?

Oh, that's, um, Mom and Papa, me and Jimmy when we went to the beach. I, um,

made it. You did?

What'd you make?

My picture.

Oh, yeah.

Are you feeling better?

Much. Thanks.

Nevada plates, huh? You from Vegas?

Uh... No, no, uh, we're, uh,

uh, Reno.

Reno. Let him get there.

Oh! Oh, shit!

Uh -oh.

He just heard I'll go get the first aid kit.

What's up with your phone?

I heard it.

What's with the robe?

I took a shower.

Um, didn't you say there were some tools I could use?

They're out back in the shed.

Oh, great.

Could you get them for me, please? Yeah. Thanks.

What are you doing with him? Are you starting something?

Oh, come on.

I'm just tasting him a little.

Well, don't be having so much fun.

This isn't a game, you know.

Yeah, well, you get that goddamn car fixed and I will take care of the rest.

Are you crazy? What are you doing with a gun?

I am protecting myself.

I swear to God, if Joey catches up with us, I'm dead.

Believe me, Joey's probably glad you left.

I'm property to Joey Gallo, something he owns.

Besides the fact that fucking feds are probably on my ass.

Look to me.

Don't worry about it, okay? I'll get the car fixed, and you'll be in Mexico by

tomorrow. But just put that goddamn thing away, all right?

Now just put that goddamn thing away, all right?

Don't leave me now, Pete.

I got you this first aid kit and some overalls so you don't get your nice

clothes dirty.

Oh, that's very thoughtful, Clara. Thank you. I know.

All right, well, all right, you call me when you hear something, okay?

Yeah, I'll make it right with you.

Well, Chetty, Kathy?

My guy in the FBI says he'll call when he hears something.

All better.

Yeah, thanks.

Now I'll get a lot done.

What?

Pop's overalls. They should be good.

Yeah, they do, don't they?

What?

That.

Hello, folks.

I'm Harry James, entrepreneur extraordinaire.

Never fear. One stop Harry is here. Licensed to buy and sell anything.

You name it, I can do it.

Legally licensed in the state of California to perform weddings and bar

mitzvahs. Sholem Aleichem.

My God.

Not unusual.

Not a bit unusual.

A lot of ladies get excited the first time they meet me.

Men, too, sometimes.

So this is the Nautilus.

Good.

Good.

Good. Might have a fine place you got here. Kind of rustic. The old west,

Good. Do you think you can sell it?

Oh, you're confused.

I'm Harry James.

I can sell anything.

You're the Jimmy I talked to on the phone, right?

Yeah, that's right. Hi. Well, good.

Good. You don't think this mustache makes me look much like Adolf Hitler, do

you?

Uh, no.

Good. Not at all. Good, because you can't be too careful about image. That

corner needs to be put back and solidified. It takes money.

Hi, Dr. Roswell. Hi, Jimmy.

Hi.

Oh. Harry J.

Oh, my gosh, Harry J.

You seem excited.

A busy day.

Would you excuse us for just a minute? Oh, sure, sure. You're a busy man. Thank

you.

I brought the commitment papers for you to sign.

Great. Okay.

Let's go inside.

So, good news.

I think we'll have a room for Clara early next week.

You know, you said that it was going to be six months or at least a year.

Well... We got lucky. I pulled some strings.

Lucky.

Uh -huh.

Unless you need more time, you know?

No.

No, we're ready. We're ready. It's okay.

You're ready, right, Clara?

To move to Sunny Hill?

Yeah. Sunny Hill.

So, what do you think?

I think we got a ball game.

Excuse me, darling. Could you move over just a little bit?

Um, you know, I have some paperwork to do. I'll just scoot back here.

We got a ball game.

Now, this here is your standard listing agreement. It gives me exclusive rights

to represent the property.

I need you to sign this before I can take any offers from buyers.

How much do you think I can get for this place?

The question is, how much do you want?

Go ahead, let yourself dream.

Name a figure, any figure. Be ambitious.

How much do you really want?

$100 ,000.

$100 ,000? I don't think so.

Well, this is a great place.

This is a fully functioning business. We sit on 20 acres of land.

It's six and a half miles off the interstate on a dirt road.

Well, how much then?

Depends. You got clear title? Any mortgages?

No, we own it free and clear.

How soon do you want to be out of here?

As soon as possible.

How's the end of the week?

Are you kidding?

You really think that you can sell this place by the end of the week? I

guarantee it.

Trust me.

If I don't have this place sold, If I don't have cash in your pocket, if I

get you $35 ,000 by the end of the week, I'll eat a bug.

That's not enough.

Okay, I'll eat two bugs then.

No.

This place is worth at least $80 ,000.

It's run down.

Where did that door go?

That, um...

That goes to the storage room and then down to the basement.

I'll need to see the basement.

Timmy. Be my guest.

Thank you.

Any more episodes?

Yeah. Yeah, she had one this morning.

Really?

Clara, come here, honey.

Dr. Roswell, this is Francis.

She doesn't know anything about me having Williams syndrome and that it's

nobody's fault and that I'm not retarded and just different and

that my math is unpredictable.

I can play any music I hear and I can hear everything.

Yeah, how can she do that, doll?

Hear everything, I mean.

We were way down the road, about a mile or so.

She could hear everything we said.

You don't mind, Clara?

Francis is my friend.

William's syndrome is a rare genetic disorder.

People like Clara are gifted and also somewhat inept.

Many of these children demonstrate a great deal of intelligence in language

music, as well as hyperacusis.

Hyper what?

Hyperacusis.

Sensitive hearing. Yeah, but you said children.

Yes.

Clara has the developmental IQ of a ten -year -old.

But I have the genius of a normal person.

You sure do.

I'll see you next week.

Oh, I almost forgot the commitment papers.

Yeah, right.

Really is for the best, you know.

I know.

Hi, Dr. Roswell.

Hey, Jimmy. Come here and look at this, would you?

Is that Pop's robe?

Mine didn't fit.

Never looked that good on my dad.

That looked really nice on you, Pops Row.

If you want to be out of here in a week, you've got to make concessions.

All right.

All right.

I'll take 45.

But I know that you can get more. I'll get you what I can.

Trust me.

In a week?

Harry's helping us sell the Nautilus, remember?

So you can go to Sunny Hill?

Yes.

There'll be no more Nautilus.

You know, I'll get you the best deal that I can, but that's what I say off

top of my head.

What about the money?

Certified check. Take it right down to the bank, cash it, put it in your

Could you work a car into the deal?

Sure, sure, sure we can work a deal. A brand new car?

Sure, a brand new car, of course.

Or a used car.

Get you a better deal on a used car.

Won't cost you a dime.

Work it right into the deal.

Okay, wait, what if I want to... Sure, we'll work in the tax.

I'll take good care of you. Trust me. A real good, brand new, used car.

What? Sure, you can trust me. Wait, wait, wait. Harry, Harry.

You just said a brand new, used car.

What's that?

Driven a short distance from the train to the sales lot.

Huh?

Sure. Instead of being trucked in, it'll have maybe...

30, maybe 50 miles on it on the odometer. Maybe a little more.

30 miles.

Sure. A brand -new used car.

Now, it has to be called used. It'll have maybe 100, 200 miles on it.

over 5 miles is considered used.

Okay. Okay, yeah, that's fine. As long as it doesn't cost me anything extra.

Okay? Here you go.

Right here on my back.

There. My back.

Thank you very much.

Could you get me a truck like yours?

Well, that's one of a kind. But trust me, Jimmy, I will take extra good care

you. Won't cost you a dime. Only five or six hundred miles on it.

Ladies,

it has been a pleasure.

Guess that's that.

That's what?

Nothing.

What would your father think of Mr. Harry James?

Two of them would get along great.

They're a couple of self -made men.

Oh, that's right.

Self -made.

By the bootstraps, that's what Pop used to say.

Yeah, by the bootstraps.

He was a great man, wasn't he, Jimmy?

Oh, yeah. He was wonderful.

That's right.

My mom was dying, you know?

And he just wouldn't leave her alone.

He just pestered her and pestered her and just wouldn't let her go peacefully.

Uh -oh.

What?

Pete just hurt his other thumb.

Fuckin' hot.

No shit, Sheila.

You say something, Fat Louie?

Yeah, I figured they, uh, crossed to New Mexico right about here.

What do you think?

Oh, if I saw him, I could run him over.

What are you doing?

The map.

Is that Louise?

We need the map.

Which way is Mexico?

That way.

How many roads are you through?

One.

Ergo.

There's to the shackle. Get in.

Let me drive.

It's my turn. Get in. Let me drive. Get in. It's my turn.

This fish is really good.

I mean, he knows I want to make him blink, so that's why he's not looking at

are you?

You have to be very powerful to make Charlie blink.

Did you ever make him blink?

I never tried.

Why don't you just forget about that fish and go fix the damn car? You don't

need a free meal.

This is bigger than a free meal.

Charlie says he knows you.

Really?

What does he know?

He knows that you've been traveling for a very long time and never had a home.

Where does Charlie see I'm going?

He says you're not going anywhere anymore.

Charlie's a real smart aleck, isn't he?

He knows everything.

He's very wise.

If Charlie's so goddamn wise, why is he trapped in that little tank?

He's trapped in there because he's waiting for you to make him another one.

Clara, Clara.

Come here, come here, come here. Watch, watch, watch.

I want to make him blink.

Watch.

Blink, you son of a bitch. Come on.

You're just trying to scare me.

Not gonna work. Nope, nope, nope.

He blinked. He blinked. He blinked. I did it. You see him blink?

You saw, right? He did it. He did it, right? He blinked. He blinked.

He did it just for you.

Charlie did not blink.

Everybody knows that fish don't blink.

Charlie blinked. Charlie blinked.

Charlie blinked.

What are you doing?

Pete made Charlie blink. He gets a free meal.

Oh, no.

No, Pete's not getting free anything.

God damn it, Clara. Knock it off.

And you're blathering on like an idiot.

Hey, don't talk to her like that, all right? I will talk to her however I want

to because she is my sister.

She doesn't need you or anybody else defending her because she's got me. I

her and I know what's best for her.

That's not true.

You want to send me to Sunny Hill and that's not true. just fine. Not, not.

Come on, Clara. We talked about this. No, you talked. You didn't listen. I

want it. I like it here just fine.

I think we should stay here in the Nautilus. Just stay here in the

God damn it, Clara. This is not about me. This is about you.

I made this decision in your best interest. This was a very difficult

but I've made it and we're doing it. Do you understand?

Pete still gets a free meal.

He made Charlie blink.

Fears for her.

Fine. You want to give Pete a free meal?

Charlie is Pete's free meal. So you get Charlie out of the tank and you skin him

and you bone him and you cook him up. Serve Charlie to Pete.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Serve. Come on. Knock it off. Stop.

Stop. Don't you touch her.

Jesus. I didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. I

mean to do that. Look, that was an accident. Are you okay?

Pete's going to be okay.

Oh, shit.

God damn this place.

God damn it all to hell.

Get him up. I don't want the both of you out of here right now.

No.

No?

He and Francis are my friends.

They can stay here as long as they like.

Fine. They can stay. You can stay. I can stay. We'll all stay here.

I hope you're happy.

Yeah,

I think I do. Come on, Rick. Pretty hammered already.

Jimmy, go home.

You're drunk. And I'm sick of listening to you pissing and moaning.

You're drunk.

Yes, I am. I am, uh... I am definitely drunk.

Where's your boyfriend?

He's not my boyfriend.

Been out of Dickinson County.

So you stayed here?

I stayed here, just like Charlie.

Floating around in my own muck.

Don't you think that I have a right to, you know, to get out, go see the world?

Well, sure you do.

It's a basic human instinct.

You know what the difference is between you and me?

I have responsibility.

And I stay here, and I take care of my responsibility.

Well, la -dee -fucking -da.

See, I can't just run off to Mexico with a drop of a hat.

It's not the drop of a hat. Because I stay here through thick and thin.

Terrific. Hey, I'm talking to you. Don't touch me.

Here, Sam, I'll wrestle.

I'll wrestle? Come on.

If, uh... If I win,

then, uh...

Then you're going to stay here and take care of Clara, and I'm going to go to

Mexico. If you win, you go to Mexico.

But I'm going with you.

All right.

Before we start.

I should tell you that I have a little experience arm wrestling.

You see, when Pop would get drunk, he would say, Come here, boy.

Let's see what kind of man you are.

And he would take my hand like this.

Jimmy!

What? What? Did I do something wrong?

No. No.

It's been a long time.

It's been a long time since you were kissed?

No.

It's been a long time. Since I like being kissed.

Francis, I... What are you guys doing?

Um... Nothing.

Jimmy was... Is your back hurt, Francis?

Well, actually, Jimmy was helping me with my back. Yeah, she... I fixed it.

I better, um... I think I should go.

Um... No, I'm tired.

Good night.

Hey.

Well, I think we handled that pretty well.

You were great, Pete.

You know, I...

I love to cook.

Really?

Yeah.

That's very provocative.

Provocative?

You think so?

I never thought of it like that.

Oh, here's your tip.

Thank you.

Oh, you know what? You think, uh, old Charlie over there would, uh, make

some fries?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, very much.

I think so, too, Charlie.

I want to check on the Dodge with Nevada plates.

Five, seven, six.

Jackson, Henry, Henry.

Yes! We got him, Fat Louie, we got him.

Some deputy sheriff called in the plates at some place called the novice. Get

in!

sure of that plate number yes sir license tag match i'll meet your agents

marker 174 don't be late there sheriff kelly i don't want my agents sitting in

the desert roasting their nuts off waiting on you you got that yes sir you

your fellow boys can always count on me and uh what i'd just like to say as one

law enforcement professional to another that uh is my honor to

Daddy part.

How you doing? Oh, looks like that smarts a little bit.

Oh, what you got here, huh?

Oh, no, this thing will never run again. The engine's blown.

No, I could fix it. No, no way. Two blocks cracked.

What's wrong with that guy? That car can't be fixed.

Hold on, hold on. Do you remember me?

I'm Harry James.

Oh, yes.

Harry James. You're going to sell the Nautilus.

That's right.

Where's Jimmy?

Jimmy? Yes, Jimmy.

Seems like I walked off yesterday with the wrong paper.

These are for Sunny Hill.

Oh. Oh, well, Jimmy's gone. I'm sorry.

I guess you're going to have to be gone, too, Mr. Harry James. Do you know where

Jimmy is?

No.

Do you know when he'll be back?

No.

Do you know if he's coming back soon?

No.

He's not coming back soon, or you don't know?

Who? Jimmy.

Oh, yes, Jimmy, yes.

He's coming back soon.

Good, good, soon.

Good. Need help.

I'm here to help you.

Oh, I don't think so, Mr. Harry James.

Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Mr. Hampton. Well, you tell Jimmy I was here, and I'll have y

'all out of here in a week.

Oh, well.

I don't think Jimmy's coming back.

What? But you just said... Oh, no, no, no. He's not coming back. Definitely not

coming back. Well, how can you be so sure?

He's dead.

Jimmy's dead?

Yes.

Where's the body?

He took it with him.

Are you lying to me?

Yes.

Why? Because I want you to go away.

Why?

Because you want to sell the Nautilus.

I'm so sorry you dislike me so much.

Oh, I don't dislike you.

People see me on my commercials and they think I'm some sort of shyster or con

man.

They don't realize I have feelings.

They don't know the real me.

Well, I know the real you.

You do?

What do you know about me?

Well, I know you're obnoxious.

Where'd you learn that?

From Leonard. He says you're the most obnoxious man in the whole wide world.

You know, he's right.

I am. I am obnoxious.

But you want to know what makes me so obnoxious?

No. Making people happy.

That's my job.

The happier I make them, the more obnoxious I become.

That's what obnoxious means.

Making people happy.

Then why are you selling the Nautilus?

To make Jimmy happy.

Oh.

You know he's not happy, don't you?

Well, yes.

Yes, he thinks he wants to go away.

When I sell the Nautilus, Jimmy will be happy.

Oh, yes.

Who would buy the Nautilus?

I don't know. Somebody.

Why? Oh, lots of reasons.

Maybe city folks wanting a place to retire.

Oh. Or somebody who wants to run a restaurant.

Maybe you could buy the Nautilus. Oh, I couldn't buy the Nautilus. I already own

a half dozen businesses.

I spend most of my time driving in between them as it is.

We have 20 acres. You could put everything here, have your own town, and

you wouldn't have to drive.

That's very smart of you. You can consolidate all your holdings.

What? Charlie would like that.

The fish?

The catfish.

He says you could call it Jamestown, like the pilgrims.

What does Charlie know about pilgrims?

Shop at Jamestown.

Where every day is Thanksgiving.

That's Clara speaking for Charlie.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Right.

Every day

is Thanksgiving. I like that. That's smart.

Clara, you've got a darn good head for business on you.

He says you could open a theme park.

How will James world?

Yes. Yes, that's good.

Now, if I was to buy the Nautilus, if I was to build

Jamestown,

Would you sell me your half interest?

Well, it would make Jimmy happy. Oh, it'd make Jimmy very happy.

Okay. Oh, good.

Good, good.

Jimmy agreed to $45 ,000. What if I make it an even $50

,000?

Um, well...

Don't forget you promised Jimmy a car. He can come down the lot and pick out

car he likes.

A truck.

Or truck.

He really likes your big green truck.

I really like my big green truck.

It would make you very, very obnoxious.

All right. What the hell?

Here are the keys.

Oh, but wait.

I'll need your signature right here.

Here you go.

I don't have a ride.

Could I borrow that big green truck till later?

If you promise to be very careful.

Oh, I'll treat it like it was my very own.

Here we go. Thank you.

Is it true about the car being broken?

Yeah. Yeah, I just... I just don't want to tell her right yet. Okay?

Okay. Okay.

Why?

Peace for the anchor winds right here.

Okay.

I'll be moving up here like this, so there's more room for stuff down here.

How's it going?

Um,

it's getting close.

Maybe tomorrow.

What the hell you been doing all day?

Did you hear me?

Everything is exactly where it was yesterday.

I'm still working on it.

You ain't been doing shit.

Pete, we've got to get out of here today. You know that. And what are you

You're playing around with goddamn toys.

Take it easy. Take it easy?

Relax. Relax?

Yeah, could everybody just relax?

Jamie has a little bit of a headache this morning.

Thank you.

What's going on?

Whoa.

Pete cooked breakfast, and it was delicious.

Yeah, Claire and I took care of the morning crowd.

You know, Claire and I make a great team.

Pete cooked, and I weighed a table just like you and I do all the time, except

Pete loves to cook and you don't.

He's very provocative.

You look like you can use some coffee.

Oh, that'd be great.

Hey, how's your head?

Oh, it'll be fine, thanks. I'm really sorry about that.

It was me.

I don't believe this.

When are you going to fix the goddamn copy?

Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

No.

You're not going to take care of shit.

You know why?

Because you're a loser.

You're a goddamn loser.

At least I'm not a whore.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Francis, Francis.

He is not that lazy.

What you said, he works hard.

He cooked all the food, and he painted the trim. He even fixed the door, and he

promised to build Jimmy a new tank.

Charlie, you mean Charlie. You said Jimmy. I know what I said, so don't look

me in that tone of voice.

I know you want to take Jimmy with you to Mexico, and I know he wants to go,

that's okay, because it's just basic human instinct, and that's okay.

But nobody can tell me that I have to like it, okay?

Don't look at me like that.

Like what?

Like you feel sorry for me.

Horse dick sausages.

Leonard says he wants two fat horse dick sausages and scrambled eggs and coffee.

Two fat horse dick sausages coming right up.

I'm going to go look at your car.

Oh, you know what? Don't bother. It's fine. It's not a problem.

What the hell is a horse -stick sausage?

This one's for her.

Right in that sweet little brain.

Toons, wipe your fingerprints off the shell.

Here's a cop right on time.

Remember, keep your mouth shut and put that thing away. Now. All right, okay,

okay.

Officer Kelly?

I'm Special Agent Maxwell. This is Special Agent Myers.

You boys are from Nevada?

Tags are from Nevada.

We work undercover.

Deep undercover.

Now, before we get going, let me warn you about something.

On the drive in, don't have no conversation between the two of you.

I have this girl that lives over there. This freak mental case.

Retard. Something. I don't know.

Anyway. She could hear a dog fart in a snowstorm.

The point is, if we were any closer to the diner, she could hear us right now.

Understand? Yeah, right, we understand. We'll follow you in.

You do that.

Well... Well, I, um... I've decided that I like the office.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Try to hear what they're saying.

Every guy likes me.

Do you have a pizza?

Yeah, well, I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about me.

I know that this sounds crazy, but I want you to stay here with me.

Just for a couple of weeks, maybe a month.

You want to film a place?

No. No, I need more time.

Oh, Jimmy, come on.

Just you and me.

We'll learn Spanish, grow long mustaches and sit tequila and wear big

sombreros and run for the federale.

I just need a little more time.

Like maybe a month.

I don't have a month.

I gotta go today.

I know.

It's not nice to eavesdrop, but I need you.

Clara needs me, too.

Francis, you don't understand.

I promised my mom that I would always take care of Clara.

Now, it takes guts to stay and look after the people that you love.

Not if you hide behind it, Jimmy.

Leave that shit about the girl here, yeah?

We used to have a guy who ran numbers for us.

Kept it all up here.

Never used a scrap of paper and never missed a bet.

A lot of people thought I was retarded, but he wasn't. He was just different.

Yeah.

What the hell's that got to do with the girl hearing on?

God compensates.

If he takes away one thing, he usually makes it up someplace else. Yeah, well,

not with Joey Gallo.

Pete, do you know what's wrong with your car?

Have you seen the big pool of oil underneath it?

Oh.

Yeah, I know. I saw the leak.

It's not a leak.

Your engine block is cracked.

I saw that part, too.

You can't fix that.

No, I know I can't. I just can't tell her.

Don't you think you should?

Yeah.

See...

The thing is, I mean, she'd kill me.

Oh, no, she is not going to kill you. She will. She will kill me.

Why don't you tell her?

It's not my problem.

It's your job, pal.

What about Clara? She can tell her.

No, Clara's not going to tell her anything.

Mr. Harry James is coming.

Clara? Would you please go to the trailer and tell Francis that Pete needs

talk to her right now?

It's very important.

Okay.

Thank you.

Why didn't you ask Harry James to sell you a car? I'm sure he'll make you a

deal. That's what he does.

No, you don't understand. I don't have any money.

Maybe you and Francis could stay here for like a week or two.

And Leonard will give you a job.

You'll be able to save enough money for a down payment.

You got to understand, she's not going to like this. I mean, she wants to be in

Mexico by today.

Well, look, we'll figure out something, I'm sure.

Will you give me hell if you box it? Yeah. Let on the door.

Hey, partner, how goes it?

You might give me a hand.

We're going to set the pins up over there.

Pins? For the turkeys. I got about a hundred of those suckers coming in later

today.

Lifetime full of shit.

You're not going to save any of it?

Should I?

This is a junk one, Bob, anyway.

Good riddance.

Here's a letter to you.

What's wrong?

You alright?

Francis says she's already in the middle of her shower, and who do you think you

are talking to her like that? And she can't come now, and that Pete is a

which he's not, and... What?

Oh, her hair is splitting ends.

Hey, what's wrong? What is it?

This is my acceptance letter to the Merchant Marine Academy.

Congratulations.

It's 15 years too late.

Fucking post office.

Jesus. Leonard, this isn't the post office.

Pop hid this from me.

He opened it, he read it, he knew that I was accepted, and he hid it from me to

keep me here.

He kept you here.

Come on, grow up. You could have left any time you wanted to.

That's bullshit.

Who would have taken care of Clara?

Clara would take care of Clara.

The real reason you never left? Because you're just like your old man. You are

afraid.

Look at this place.

You think you wanted to stay here?

He was always dreaming of getting out, going places, seeing the world.

When Clara was born sick, well, he just never left. He wanted to leave, and he

never did.

Just like you.

Hey, Clara, have you got something else besides this robe I could wear? I just

don't want that geek.

Harry Jane was gawking at me, you know?

Well, you could, um, help yourself to my mom's stuff.

Doesn't fit me anyway.

Really?

Francis?

You could hide here.

Nobody would know.

You know, that guy Pete might not be able to fix a car worth a damn, but he

knows how to cook.

He told me that he was a cook in the Merchant Marines.

He really is a nice guy.

Of course I can sell you a car, son. Of course I can.

Now, tell me something.

How much money you got this week?

Um, uh, $20.

I can't help you, son.

Maybe Jimmy here can lend you some money.

I don't have any money.

You do now.

Here it is, Jimbo.

A genuine, certified Harry James Incorporated check for $50

,000.

Wow.

Oh, my God. That's $50 ,000.

You found a buyer?

Yes, sir. I surely did.

Me. Didn't Claire tell you?

No.

Isn't that just like the little darling?

She's a smart one. She is.

She's the one that convinced me to move all my operations over here to this

property.

Jamestown, where every day is Thanksgiving.

I like it better and better each time I say it.

That's what this pilgrim thing is all about.

Now, what we're going to have, we're going to have a strip mall with

restaurants, a full -service truck stop.

Beauty parlors, department stores, and then the piece de resistance is my very

own theme park.

It's going to be stupendous. It's absolutely wonderful. I changed my mind.

You what?

I changed my mind.

Oh, no, son, you can't change your mind. I got a signed contract right here

endorsed by your sister, Clara. No, no, no, no. Clara would never do that.

Well, it's her signature right there.

And she had me sign over title to my big green truck per her instructions.

There it is, in your name.

And here are the keys.

I don't want the keys.

My name is not Jimbo. And I want you to wait right here, because I'm going to go

talk to Clara, and I'm going to find out what this is all about.

But she... See, this is his name, and she saw it. She saw it right there.

theme park.

Clara, why did you sign Harry James' contract?

Because I wanted to, I wanted to make you happy.

I can make myself happy.

I didn't need you to do that.

I know.

I know. Me too.

I guess I've grown up to be just like Pop, huh?

Almost.

No.

Pop was older.

You know, you're right.

That is the best soup I ever tasted.

Oh, thank you.

Now, what about that car?

I told you I don't want it.

It runs like a dream.

We already got a car.

Oh, not without an engine, you don't.

What do you mean, not without an engine?

Didn't he tell you?

I wanted to tell you.

He was going to break it to you gradually.

I was real thoughtful of him.

I know.

Pete, can I have some soup?

Tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to throw in that car, free of charge, just to make everybody happy.

I'm not happy.

Cash that check, and you'll be happy.

I'm not selling the Nautilus.

It's already sold.

Claire and I agreed yesterday.

Oh, yes. Yes, we did, but I'm goofy.

Honey, goofy or not, it's a done deal.

I got Claire's signature, and all I need...

I'm not signing.

I gave you my big green truck.

Well, you can have your big green truck back.

I don't want my big green truck back. I want Jamestown.

Well, you can't have Jamestown. I'm not selling.

used to begging.

I know.

I wish there was another way.

Me too.

All right.

All right.

Y 'all give me no choice.

Jimmy, you sign that contract or the fish gets it.

Jimmy,

you know, I must have picked up the wrong papers when I was here.

That's where you are.

Yeah, it's coming a bad time.

I'll just come back later when there's less shotgun.

No, stop. Right there.

Get over there with everybody else.

Have some soup.

Yeah, that's a good idea. I'll have some more soup, too.

No! Nobody gets any more soup until Jimmy signs the contract.

Come on, Harry. This is stupid.

Jimmy? Jimmy need help.

Bad news, Jimmy.

Jimmy?

Come on, Francis.

What are you doing? I'm not going back. Going back? Back where?

Why is the FBI here?

Because she saw her boyfriend kill a guy.

Joey Gallo. I did not.

I walked into the room and the guy was already on the floor.

And then Joey was holding a gun while you were standing over him. Shut up,

You're Joey Gallo's girlfriend?

Well, it's more like property.

He protected me.

It was the first time in my whole life I have felt safe to go to sleep at night.

Stay there.

I will last five minutes in the witness protection program.

The gallows will find me in a second.

Clara, you go get me some rope, okay?

Yes.

Frances, I mean, where are you going to go?

I'm going to take that truck and I'm going to Mexico just like I planned.

That's a good girl.

Now, Pete, you go over there and tie everybody up. Jimmy, you help him.

Everybody except Harry James.

You're coming with me.

Help me. Help me. Frances, I don't want you to get hurt. Please give me the gun.

No way.

I'm getting out of here.

If anybody does anything with that little Harry James, break down!

Listen to him. He's right. I can help you. My brother -in -law's in Germany.

Shut up, asshole!

Frances, stop.

Think what you're doing

Joey! Sit down, relax.

Why are you so surprised? Should have known I'd be coming for you.

Give me your gun.

What are you talking about?

Hey, I'm the lawyer. Yeah, well, not anymore. Sit down.

Sit down!

Hey, make yourself useful. Tie the cop and the pilgrim up.

Yeah, first give me a cup of coffee. Somebody.

Oh, I'll get you a cup of coffee.

You know how to do it. You don't have to kill her. She's going to be down in

Mexico anyway.

Too late, Pete. Way too late.

Sorry, baby. Nothing personal. You understand.

It looks kind of personal.

Hey, you want to help?

This is your show. I'm just along with the supervise.

Nice coffee.

Oh, thank you. I use a touch of cinnamon to add a little perk to it. Pete, tie

him up.

Francis, please. You know it ain't going to work that way.

All right? Everyone's seen me here, you know? All right?

What are you going to do?

Shoot us all?

Mr. Flat Louie, I don't want to die.

Yeah, talk to him. Hey, all of you, shut the fuck up, all right? Do what I tell

you to do.

Take him.

Take him. Don't move.

All right, take him, Flat Louie. Take him now.

You move, and I blow his head off. I swear.

Harry, give me the key.

Come on. Come on, Francis. Take him.

Go on, get out of here. Go.

What the hell?

Dispatch all units.

All units. All units to the non -less diner.

Dispatch. Dispatch.

Here's the police. They're coming. They're coming.

Where are they, Clara?

Why are they just right over there?

Woo!

It's the state police!

Air dispatch.

Air dispatch.

Guy Lewis, you're for real?

Air dispatch.

Air dispatch.

Move in on my command.

Hey,

I'll take care of it. Go.

You, get lost.

He won't follow you no more.

He thinks you're dead.

Don't disappoint him.

The rest of you, this never happened.

Good.

Remember what I said.

Get lost and stay lost.

Francis, you better beat it, all right?

The state police are going to be here any time.

What about Jamestown?

Well, maybe Clara will sell you 20 acres and you can have your Jamestown.

But never the Nautilus.

Never the Nautilus.

Is it a deal?

Can Jimmy still have your big truck?

It's already his.

Okay.

Clara?

Is it okay?

What does Charlie say?

Oh.

He says, uh, swim away.

No more muck.

Swim away.

Okay. Okay.

Thank you, but no thank you to Sunny Hill.

Clara's staying home.

I understand.

Frances.

Okay, uh, stay clear of the federalities, okay?

You're not coming with us?

No, I... I kind of like it here.

It's kind of like a home.

I love you. I love you, too.

Bye. Bye. Be safe. Be safe, all right?

Okay, who wants something to eat, huh?

I'd love to have some more soup if you wouldn't mind.

And what about us?

I think I'll wait till Francis gets to Mexico.

Besides, it looks like you can use bit stuff.

Hey, Clara.

Do you think we have enough food for the state police?

What state police?

Don't you remember the helicopter?

You know what? You're

smarter than all of us.

Thank you.