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You, but they just not you, and I just got through, talking about what I'm

trying to do, just not new, that everybody got the game figured out all

guess you never know what you got till it's gone, I guess that's why I'm here

and I can't come back home, and guess when I heard that, when I was back home,

every interview I'm representing you, making you proud, reach for the stars,

when you fall you land on a cloud, jump in the crowd, rocket lighters waving

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Now I'm coming home again.

Fireworks of Lake Michigan.

Now I'm coming home again Maybe we could start again

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Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right to some.

The man is born.

He's a man of me.

Then along come two.

They got nothing but the genes, but they got different strokes to dance,

different strokes to dance, different strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story.

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It don't matter that you're God, not alive.

So what? They'll have theirs and you'll have yours and I'll have mine.

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I'd love to say that some of us have homework on us.

Vicki's a big scholar.

She's majoring in gorgeous.

Hey. Hey, cuteness.

Your money's no good around here.

Hey, see you tonight.

Bye, Arnold.

So, Big Spender, you two are obviously running in the fast lane.

Just exactly how fast have you gone?

How many times have you broken the sound barrier?

Ricky.

Come on, Arnold. You know, I got up to mock one month ago.

Really?

Man, I can't handle this.

Come on, Arnold. Don't keep us in suspense.

Chella and I are in the club.

Aren't you?

Look, guys. Happens to be a very personal thing you're talking about.

Yeah.

Personal, if you haven't done anything.

You mean you've been going out with that fox for three weeks and you're still in

neutral?

Look, I'm in love with her, all right? And there's more to love than just that

physical stuff.

Sounds like you've been watching the health channel again.

Yesterday, they had a great show on medical problems caused by tight

Do you think maybe Arnold's not man enough for her? Yeah. Hold it right

Arnold Jackson's man enough for the Pointer Sisters.

Arnold, you're not even man enough for the Lennon Sisters.

Oh, the point is there's a humongous party Saturday. The coolest guys in the

school are going.

I won't be there.

Yeah, but Charlie and I will be. Oh, I see.

to ask you to join us. But if you're not part of the in crowd, it would really

be embarrassing to be seen with you.

Bottom line, Arnold, we're leaving you behind.

Let's face it, you don't fit with us anymore.

You turkeys think you're so cool.

Well, I tell you, I can travel in the fast lane too.

And when I break the sound barrier, they're going to call me the Chuck

love.

the day we colonized the moon?

Tonight, that's me.

Great, then I guess we'll see you after the date.

After the date?

Right, we'll see you right here. And we'll see if you broke the sound

I'll break it so bad they won't be able to put it back together again.

Very nice.

We could make it very, very nicer.

You know, Arnold, I like you a lot.

A lot, a lot?

Yes, a lot.

Because you make me feel so safe.

Safe? Sure.

And I like the other guy. I mean, some of those guys have only one thing on

their mind, but... You're different.

I am? Ha!

I am.

Did you know that some of those cavemen at school call it breaking the sound

barrier?

No.

I don't believe that.

Those guys must be barbarians. Well, at least I don't have to worry about you

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Your deal.

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Technically, I'm late. But she prefers the term work in progress.

This is my problem.

I want to take care of it. Welcome to a different world, Denise.

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Hey, Arnold, we want details!

Details! Details!

Details! Wait a minute.

Don't you clowns have something better to do besides prying on my private life?

I don't.

He's shy, guys.

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Okay,

Jackson, spill your guts.

We started off slowly, and I took a hold of her hand. And then?

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She said, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold.

And then?

She said, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson.

I'm getting weak.

The rest is written in the book of love.

Well, Arnold, I didn't think you had the nerve.

Hey, welcome to the club. Yeah.

Nothing much. But I was kind of wondering, now that you're in the fast

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Robbie. Please, Arnold.

I've been driving in reverse for quite a few years now.

Okay, Robbie.

Give me advice.

The love doctor is in.

Great. Mind if I take notes?

Tell me your biggest fear of girls.

That they're girls.

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Look, first of all, you don't have to be afraid of girls. Just think of them as

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Look, listen to me. You'll have lots of girls eating out of the palm of your

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Excuse me.

I was just talking to Robbie about the Karen feeding group.

I want to talk to you. Of course she does. I mean, I'm her main squeeze. I

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Oh, no.

You kissed and told.

Me? No, Rona Barrett.

I heard my name was written all over the bathroom wall in purple ink.

Oh, look at this.

I've got to see a skin doctor about this.

I thought we really had something special going. How could you?

I'm sorry.

I did something terrible.

I never should have lied to the guys.

I feel lower than the flies on those pickles.

But why?

I'm not sure you can understand, but all the guys brag about their luck with

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They all had a story but me.

I let the pressure get to me, and I lied.

Arnold, I know what you're going through.

My girlfriends dumped the same pressure on me.

Ever since I got into high school, that's all my friends talk about.

You mean girls talk about that stuff, too?

Sure.

I have to admit,

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I guess I'd like to know a little more for myself.

Yeah, I guess I would, too.

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It'll really keep the girls away.

Going for the sound barrier dressed as an undertaker.

What is that smell?

Oh, thank heaven.

I thought a mouse had died in the wall.

Arnold, can I speak to you for a minute?

Uh, I can read between the lines, Mr. D., so I'll leave you two alone.

Sam, I haven't said anything yet.

I meant the lines on the forehead, Mr. D.

Right, Sam.

Arnold, I would like to know why you've been acting so strangely all day.

I act strangely every day.

That's true, but it isn't every day that you come home, pack your books in the

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It actually tasted pretty good.

Okay, Arnold.

There's only one reason why a young man would use that much cologne.

You want to tell me about it?

No.

Okay, Dad.

I have this problem.

The problem's got beautiful eyes and incredible personality and

this talent for poker.

That's the kind of problem that makes life fun.

But my crazy friends think that me and my problem have...

Done more than we really have.

How much more?

A lot more.

Crazy or true, Arnold?

Not true, Dad.

You didn't spread this rumor, did you?

No, I didn't, honest.

I started it.

But I didn't spread it.

Arnold, how could you? That's not like you.

I know, Dad.

A lot of pressure from my friends.

And then Vicki.

And that's why she's coming over tonight.

You know, I don't approve of this. Not at your age.

You couldn't possibly be ready for this.

I agree, Dad.

Well, then what is the problem?

Oh, the thing is, Dad, she's wonderful.

We get along great together.

But I'm happy just cruising along in this slow lane.

Do you think something's wrong with me?

Son, of course not. There's nothing wrong with you. I don't think any 15

-old is ready. You both are much too young to be pressured into anything like

this.

Right.

But I have a reputation to protect.

Let me tell you something.

There are some things that we just do for ourselves, not for our friends, and

not for some so -called reputation.

Listen, Maggie and Sam and I were going to go to a movie tonight. Now, if you

want me to, I'll stay home.

Okay, Dad, thanks.

It'd make me feel better knowing you were close by.

But, in a few years, if I wanted you to leave, would you?

Probably not.

Cooking good looking.

I'm dead.

Come on in, Vicki.

Oh, no, no, no, wait. Everything's getting dark.

Vicki, this happened to me before. It's an old peewee league injury.

Oh, no, you're such a kidder.

Oh, you look so nice.

Ah, thanks.

I was at a funeral earlier this afternoon.

Whose funeral was it?

It was a group.

Too many to name.

Enough about my day.

Well, this is it.

A special night.

Yeah. Let's sit down.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't we supposed to be sitting a little? closer

together closer together you sure

this

is a very very special night

and i want everything to be perfect i'm glad you're so relaxed

the music. The music.

What a romantic idea.

Arnold, we want to get romantic, not invade Belgium.

Oh, sorry, right.

Forget it, Vicki. When the pain get this bad, I'm in bed for a week.

Hey, sounds good to me.

But remember, I have to be home by 11.

Here, let me try something.

I don't know. What's the matter with you?

I'm not sure.

I think it's amnesia, but I don't remember.

Look,

sit down.

Vicki, I got something to tell you.

I can't go through with this.

What are you talking about?

Oh,

in all honesty, you're the nicest girl, and I like you a lot.

But I'm just not ready for this.

You aren't?

Really?

No.

I hope you're not too disappointed in me. Please don't cry.

I can't stand to see a girl cry.

Why aren't you crying?

Arnold, I'm not ready to go through this either.

I guess I wasn't as curious as I thought.

Vicki, wait.

The way you were acting tonight... Look, Arnold, I was just scared. I was

covering up.

You were scared?

Me too, Vicki.

Boy, I'm glad you were brave enough to say no.

I'm glad of two things.

One, that you're so understanding.

And two, that you're not giving to violence.

Yeah, but tomorrow's going to be tough.

All my friends think tonight's my big night.

It's not going to be easy telling them the truth.

Let them hear the truth through the grapevine.

In about two or three years?

I don't know.

Two or three months?

No.

Okay, okay.

I'll tell my friends the truth, too.

But there's one thing we could still do tonight.

What's that?

Finish the back rub.

I can't tell the truth on a half -rub back.

Hi, guys.

What's up? Big weekend. We got invited to three parties.

Big weekend for me, too.

I didn't get invited to five.

And one of them is my dad's birthday.

Well, the parties we're invited to are awesome.

Yeah, and you're going, too.

Look, guys, I have something to tell you.

It's about me and Vicki. Take notes, Robbie.

Nothing happened between us.

Not ever.

Vicki and I, we didn't break the sound barrier.

I'm talking slowly and all the way.

You lied to us.

Thanks, Arnold.

No wonder when I took your advice, that girl spit on my pencil box.

And we told the rest of the school.

Thanks a lot, Arnold.

Before this gets out, we'll look like fools.

Come on, guys.

Let's ditch this Sunday driver.

Hi, Arnold.

Oh, look who's here.

Are you two recruiting for the slow lane club?

Arnold, Charlie has something to tell you.

No, Arnold, Ricky has something to tell you.

Are you two speedsters just going to rub it in?

Arnold, Ricky lied to you. Ricky hasn't gotten into the fast lane a lot.

In fact, Ricky hasn't gotten into the fast lane at all.

Neither has Charlie.

You would kind of say we're both still in the garage.

In fact, Ricky is still on his bike.

Are you two telling me the truth?

And you put me through all of this.

Arnold, we're sorry. We really are.

Actually, there's a relief.

I should tell the truth more often.

And we don't care for now with the fast crowd.

Our friendship is too important.

We don't know why.

But it is important.

That is, if we're still friends, Arnold.

You two are slime buckets.

But you're my slime bucket.