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No one ever does.

I sure wish more parents would have it done. It sure makes it a lot easier to

find the kids.

Here's a picture of Sam I took last weekend.

That's a real nice shot of Sam's nostrils, Arnold.

Oh, sorry.

I was practicing close -ups. Oh,

that's better.

Cute little fella, isn't he? Yeah.

Ma 'am, we've already started the search locally.

Now I'm going to put Sam's ID in the National Crime Information Center's

computer.

It's also very important that you let everyone in the neighborhood know Sam's

missing. Anything you can do, like making up and handing out flyers and

to people who may have seen Sam could prove helpful.

We'll make some flyers, and as soon as they're ready, me and my friends will

the street.

Good. And I would like to offer a reward, say $50 ,000.

That could help, sir.

I've got to warn you, someone with your kind of money, you're opening yourself

up to a major ransom demand.

I don't care. I want Sam back.

Okay. We'll set up another phone and have an officer listening.

Fine. Anything you have to do. Thank you. You've been very helpful. And hang

there.

We're going to get him back.

Please.

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Quiet.

Quiet, everybody.

Philip's on television. On a more somber note, we have with us today

industrialist Philip Drummond.

whose son is missing and presumed to have been kidnapped yesterday from a New

York City grocery.

Thank you.

I am offering a $50 ,000 reward for the return of my son, Sam, or for

information leading to his return.

If the kidnapper is watching, I'm sure you understand...

Please.

Please, we miss him.

We miss him very much.

Thank you, Mr. Drummond.

If anyone has any information regarding Sam McKinney, please call the special

police hotline number, 555 -4298.

Now, in the hopes of preventing this from happening to other children...

We invite you and your children to watch Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department

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Sergeant Williams and Freddie.

Thank you. You know, Sheriff Locke had Freddie and myself going around talking

to kids about fakie and trying to teach them things that would help them to

prevent... being kidnapped, right? Yeah, yeah. And with your help, maybe we can

do it. Yeah, I hope so, ma 'am. And the main thing about kidnapping is stranger

danger. Stranger danger. That's right. Don't forget that, kid. Stranger danger.

And who's a stranger? Well, a stranger is anyone that the kid does not know.

Anyone. Remember this.

Anyone you do not know is a stranger. And don't have a little name tag on your

shirt. Those little things with the names on them, don't have those on there

because... Why? Why? Wait a minute. Let me tell you now. Because a stranger can

see that name and pretend that they know you. And what happens when someone

calls your name?

You look around.

If you don't know that person, you shouldn't go with them. That's right,

Don't go with the strangers.

Don't go with anybody that you don't know. And if you get out somewhere and

you're lost, do you know what they can do?

What? When someone comes up to them. What can they do? They can run. Run.

Yeah. And tell. Always get away. But very important.

Always tell someone so that we can find these people and stop them from

kidnapping. What if somebody comes up to you and says they're a policeman?

Verify it.

Go into a business where there are other grown -ups.

to make sure that this is no trick because you are easily fooled. Yeah,

right. Boy, they have to be very careful.

And if you're out, you're lost, remember, always remember your telephone

your area code.

And your address.

And your address.

Oh, that's good.

You know, we talk to people about safety all the time. And that's very

important. That's right, kids. So be very careful. You can't be too careful.

have to set this point. We have to keep telling you this over and over and over

because we want you to remember.

All right, kids, be good and careful. I love you. We're the same size, and I

want you to be good and safe.

Sam is such a quiet boy.

Do you think he likes it here?

He likes it just fine, May. He's just not used to being around people, that's

all.

That's the only stuff of Tommy's I could find.

I think we'll give the rest away to the McCormicks.

You look so handsome standing there in Tommy's clothes.

Yeah, and he's even going to look more handsome lying in the mud when he trips

over these cuffs.

I can fix that today.

Don't worry, Sam. You're going to look just great.

Do you feel all right, though?

You've hardly eaten anything since you've been here.

I feel fine, ma 'am.

I just haven't been very hungry.

You know, Mae, when you've been living on the street for a long time like Sam

has you, You get kind of used to eating real small meals.

Isn't that right, Sam?

Yes, sir.

Some days I got mine just a pizza crust.

Well, that's all behind you now.

We're going to put some color in your cheeks and get you all ready for school.

You know, May, I've been thinking about that. Maybe we shouldn't send him to

school right away.

Why? Wow, no school.

Boy, are you lucky, Sam.

You can't not send him to school. I know, but if we send him now, he's going

be behind all the other kids. They're going to be picking on him and teasing

all the time. I just think maybe it'd be better if you taught him here at home

for a while, just until he catches up.

You're probably right.

That would give us a good chance to get to know each other better. Right.

Bobby, will you help me with dinner?

How does fried chicken sound?

Sounds great.

But I can't really say for sure.

I usually just get the bones.

How long are you going to keep me here?

I miss my family real bad, Mr. Brown.

You get this straight, Sam.

This is your family from now on.

And stay away from that telephone.

You step out of line just once.

You remember what I told you I would do?

I will kill your parents, Sam.

But... You hear me and understand me.

Yes, sir.

These are the days of the dirty, dirty.

You have no standards.

She put me on the spot like I'm some type of male. I do keep multiple females

around me at all times because there's nothing better than you.

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You really should eat something, Mrs. Drummond.

Thanks, Pearl, but I just can't eat.

Well, I covered the neighborhood again.

You know, I don't know what's more painful, Dr. Brady fitting me for braces

seeing her cry when I gave her one of Sam's flyers.

She says he's one of her favorites.

Yeah.

Well, nobody wants to eat, but I've got to keep busy.

I know. I'll dust the furniture.

Pearl, there's no furniture to dust.

Oh, right.

The kitchen.

I better keep an eye on that painter.

He's getting shellac on my flounder.

Sorry to bother you with all you're going through right now, but... Well,

of your furniture arrived. I thought you might like to have it.

Maybe this isn't a good time.

It isn't a good time.

It's a horrible time.

Don't any of you understand?

I don't want to eat.

I don't want to talk about furniture.

I just want my son back.

These have been the worst five days of my life.

Then we'll just be going. No, no, you won't. No, we won't.

I don't know what got into me.

The pillow.

I don't give a damn about those chairs.

Look, Maggie, I don't either.

But until we get Sam back, we can't just bury our heads in the sand and pretend

that we don't exist.

Now, look, I miss him, too.

But sitting on the floor isn't going to bring Sam home any sooner.

I am just so frightened.

I know you are, sweetheart.

All right, Cal, bring him in.

I just want to let you know that every night my family gets together and we

pray that your little boy comes back safe and sound.

Thank you, Cal. We really appreciate that.

So, where would you like your chairs?

Hold the chairs. Just bring in the table, okay? Well, we don't exactly have

table yet.

But where would you want your chairs if you did have a table?

Look, why don't we figure that out later, okay, guys?

Thank you very much.

Good luck. Thanks.

You okay, Arnold?

Not really, Dad.

You know, I was thinking, they should have taken me instead of Sam. No,

Oh, Dad, it's all my fault.

I sent Sam out for selfish reasons.

All a kid want to do is help. You know, please his big brother.

I'm the one who should be in trouble.

Arnold, you don't have anything to feel guilty about.

I can't help it, Dad.

We all feel guilty. I keep wondering, what if I had never let Sam go out in

street alone?

What if I told him to scream if he ever got in a jam? What if? What if? What if?

None of it's going to help, Arnold.

I guess not. I just feel so bad.

We all do, sweetheart.

We all do.

Hello?

What?

You have Sam?

Is he safe?

Well, what do you want?

I see.

Where should I meet you?

6440.

Tonight?

Eight o 'clock.

Right.

Are we alone?

No, no, I promise. No tricks.

Okay.

Some guy says he'll give Sam back for $100 ,000.

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Yeah. I chose Sarah, Beth, Crystal, Jackie, and Jenny.

That's funny. I chose Sarah, Beth, Crystal, Jackie, and Jenny.

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Hey, come on, wake up there. Hey, come on, wake up.

Come on, get up out of here. I'm going to call a cop. Come on, move it.

Get out of the way. You have the right to remain silent.

What did you do?

Easy,

easy.

Let's go buy the book. We're going to blow the cage. We'll be all right.

I'm sorry. I just want my boy back.

I don't have your boy.

What? What are you talking about?

Hey, I'm an extortionist.

Not some sicko kidnapper.

Ask Harris.

You know this man?

Unfortunately.

That's Ned Cedars, and like he said, there's no way he could have kidnapped

We just let him out of jail yesterday.

I'm sorry, Maggie. That was a hoax.

Hey,

what's your job?

Just someone I used to know.

Back when you lived on the streets?

Yeah.

It was this kid who lived in the box next to mine.

Well, I got everything we need here to make a fish and fly.

I got thread, bristles from my mom's hairbrush. Don't tell her, okay? I

Okay, and I got a feather.

Do you have a cord to make it float better?

No, the only kind of line my dad drinks comes with a screw top.

Well, how about colors? Anything with colors?

There's loads of colors.

Yeah?

Now, how does a street kid like you know so much about tying a fly?

Well, my real daddy used to take me fishing all the time.

Oh, but they left you, huh?

Not exactly.

He and my mama split up.

And she married this other guy, Mr. D.

He's not much of a fisherman, but he took me to see ball games all the time.

Well, being poor, he must be pretty good at sneaking in.

Yeah. The whole family used to go.

I remember afterwards we'd stop for ice cream.

And then when we got home, I'd pretend to be asleep so Mr. D'd carry me up to

bed.

Bobby, I want to go home!

What are you talking about, Sam?

You mean you want to go back and live by yourself in a cardboard box?

I don't live by myself.

I've got Mama and Mr.

D, two brothers and a sister.

Must be a pretty big box.

It's you, isn't it?

Dad must have done it because... Mom's been so shook up since Tommy died.

A little... No, over a little bit.

Great. Great, guys.

That's the furthest point from anything valuable.

So I'm safe in case a food fight breaks out.

Yeah, sure. I hope my kid learns to throw a baseball the way he throws

Well, I guess we'll bring the rest of the stuff up later.

Okay. Thanks, Cal. Yeah.

Bye.

breakfast to break it in. It's a nice table, Pearl, but this isn't an antique.

How can you tell?

There's no gum under it.

Dig into my special French toast.

All right.

Well, what do you think? It is delicious.

Mrs. Drummond?

Hello? Hello?

Now, just stay calm.

Uh, Dad?

Dad? Uh, Sam? Uh, listen, um, what's the number on the phone?

Area code 914 -555 -6411.

Arnold, I've got to go.

Wait, oh, Sam?

Sam! What is it, Arnold?

Dad, I just had Sam on the phone. He gave me this number.

What? Way to go, Arnold. You handled that like a real pro. Come on, Mr.

Drummond. We'll get Harris and trace this number.

Dad?

Oh, no, Arnold, let's not say anything until we have Sam safe at home.

I don't think Maggie could take another disappointment.

Well, Sam, I'm glad you're finally eating.

Now we just have to get him to gab and he'll fit in like one of the family.

What's the matter with you, Bobby?

Did you catch a quiet bug from old Sam there, huh?

I guess so.

Who is it?

Police.

Open up. We have a warrant to search the premises.

Get away from there, please.

You're all under arrest.

She had nothing to do with this. My wife and son had nothing to do with this.

It's true.

We'll have to figure this out later.

Any help?

I'm sorry, Mrs. Brown.

Bye, Bobby.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you seek... What I found...

But the most important thing is that you are whole.

I'll tell you all about it later.

Hey, Sam buddy, man, I can't tell you how happy I am to see you.

Really, Arnold? Do you really mean it?

Hey, we're going to be roommates forever.

Man, like they in high school.

Yeah, when I was in high school, I never fumbled.

In fact, every time I walked into that field, I scored.

Since when do offensive linemen score?

Since they've been cheerleaders.

Well, when I played, I really did score, as in points.

I thought you said your mother wouldn't sign the release form to let you play

football.

She wouldn't, but I forged it and had a pretty damn good football career under a

different name.

Bo Jackson!

That was me!

Wow, man, she sings fine.

This is the worst day of my whole life.

Wow, Ed, I don't understand why it never worked out between you two.

You know her so well. All right, nigga, let me know something's bothering you.

Go on, spit it out.

Well, the truth is I'm having a problem with Stanley.

Uh -oh. Hey, Ed, you want to sit this one out?

Why should I? She's over me, I'm over her.