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Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of need.

Then along come two, they got nothing but the gene. But they got different

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Everybody's got a special kind.

I'm sure glad Mr.

D bought this telescope.

Yeah. Hey, there's the Chrysler building.

Oh, and there's that new condo down the street.

Yeah, there's a lady in a towel.

There's a lady wearing a towel?

Oops, not anymore.

No,

your eyes are too young.

Please let me look. I promise I'll keep my eyes shut.

That movie was fun.

Yeah, fun.

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Hey, want to watch TV?

TV again?

Oh, sure, why not?

Hi,

Willis. Hi, Sherry. Hi, Willis. Hi. Hi, Sam.

You don't have to yell at us for bothering you. We're going to get

eat. Yeah, cantaloupe will be more exciting than watching you guys.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, I mean, you guys have been dating a few months, and, well... Things sure

have changed.

I mean, you used to come home from a date, sit on that couch, and it was

time.

Fizzle.

These days, it's just fizzle time.

Fizzle.

That's ridiculous.

Oh, it's not.

I used to spend hours peeking at you guys.

When friends would stay over, I'd charge you money just to get a peek at you.

You didn't. I did.

Your lips put me in a higher tax bracket.

Well, these lips are still hot. I mean, when we kiss, we set off every smoke

alarm in the building.

Hot?

Come on, Sam, let's go before the fire department shows up and find out it's a

false alarm.

Those guys are nuts.

No sizzle.

Yeah.

Willis, I think we'd better have a long talk.

Yeah, I guess it's over, isn't it?

Look, I'll see you in school. Right.

I heard you and Sherry out here, and I thought you might want some coffee.

No, thanks, Queen of Pearl, but Sherry's gone.

Oh, another time, perhaps.

No, no, she's gone for good.

You broke up?

Oh, come on, Willis, you'll get over it in no time.

Why, when I broke up with Romano, it only took me three months.

Three long months.

Three long, gut -busting...

tearful, pitiful, wrenching months.

And, of course, with a year and a half of therapy.

Oh, Willis, you poor guy.

Thank you.

Oh,

hi, Willis.

We just ran into Sherry in the hallway.

She's the sweetest thing. You'd be a fool not to hang on to her.

That's him.

Willis, what kind of fool am I, Jackson?

What does that mean? What happened, Willis?

Well, Dad, Sherry and I had a really long, open, and mature discussion about

relationship. And we decided we need a little vacation from each other. She

dumped him.

Willis, is that true?

Well, Sherry and I, um... I guess we just lost the excitement.

I don't know what to do, Dad.

Face it, Willis, you're boring.

You've bored Charlene. You've bored Sherry.

You're just a walking bottle of Sominix.

If I'm boring, you don't have a pulse.

All right, now, cool it. Cool it, Arnold.

Listen, Willis, this isn't the worst thing in the world.

At your age, you should be out there exploring, playing the field.

Isn't that right, Maggie?

That's right, Willis. Well, you're only 18 years old. There are a lot more fish

in the ocean.

Yeah, Willis, play the field.

That way you can get dumped by everybody.

Arnold, Sam, upstairs.

Willis, why this long face? You'll find somebody else in no time. That's right.

You've got so much to offer. Yeah, that's right. You're good looking.

Awfully handsome.

Yeah? And what a personality.

And that great sense of humor.

Yeah. Oh, so you don't want to keep yourself out of circulation?

Yeah, that's right, Dad. It wouldn't be fair to all those girls.

There's the spirit.

What do you say, son?

I say I'm going to go for it, Dad. I'm talking pulling out all the stops now.

Oh, no.

Not the designer socks.

That's right.

I'm going to pull out the big guns now. I'm talking my Franco D 'Angelo. Lehigh!

Thanks, Dad, Maggie. Tomorrow when I go to school, I'm going to find me a new

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Hi.

How you doing?

I'm a free man. Spread the word. Willis Jackson's up for grabs.

Of course you know that.

Go get him, Tiger.

The girl's crazy about me. I heard she dumped you.

It was a mutual dump.

Hey, Jackson, check out the new chick.

Pretty nice.

Bo Derek's nice.

This has died and gone to heaven.

No, she qualifies for Dr. Love's new patient, and the doctor is in and is

to operate.

Hey, dude.

Hey, Sky High. Weasel.

I got some snow here that's really primo, man.

That's primo.

Primo. Hey, this stuff is so good, even your straight clowns want to get a

taste. Pass. I get it.

Okay. Your love for somebody else is high.

Right, Weiss, huh?

Right. Right, Sky. You're always right.

What? Except for that time you paid a grand for that talcum powder.

I like the talcum powder.

Jerks.

Okay, watch out. I'm about to make her day.

Hi, I'm Willis.

I'm Denise.

I've seen you around.

You're pretty cute.

Yeah, I know. I can't help it.

The basketball type, huh? I'm trying to overcome it.

Don't. I like bashful. Then you'll love me.

Listen, Denise, since you're new around here, I'm going to show you the ropes.

There's only two things you need to know about this school.

Never eat the meatloaf, and when it comes to guys, I'm it.

Tell me more about the meatloaf.

So what are you into, Denise?

Oh, a lot of things.

Rapping, dancing, skiing.

All right.

And I also like to get high every once in a while.

How about you?

You mean drugs?

Well, sure.

You do do drugs, don't you, Willis?

Uh, sure.

All the time.

I can believe that.

You must have been ripped when you bought those socks. Yeah.

So, um, Denise, how about a meet at Eddie's after school for a soda?

Oh, that sounds like fun.

Um, but I might like something a little stronger.

Well, I'll see what I can do. I got all the connections.

Really? That's right. Stick with me.

I'm stuck.

See you later.

Right.

Drugs? You?

You still have to take your aspirin and applesauce.

Why do you want to get wrapped up with a girl like that for anyway?

Listen, I can handle it.

I'll be okay.

Welcome to my humble abode.

Humble? Willis, you should have told me you live in Buckingham Palace.

You get used to it.

I'd love to give it a try.

Why don't we get to know each other better?

Better? Willis, you haven't left my side these last couple of days. You follow

me around like a puppy dog.

Not me.

Woof, woof.

Down, boy.

Hey, listen, um... Do you believe in love at first sight?

Only where Lionel Richie's concerned.

Well, I believe in it ever since I met you.

I really mean it.

Willis, you're rushing me.

I can't help it.

You know what I'd like?

More of this?

No.

Some of this.

You want to rub noses?

No. I want some nose candy.

Oh, you mean Coke?

Yeah.

You did buy some, didn't you?

Well, I was a little short of money.

You short of money?

Michael Jackson's voice will change before you run out of money.

Look, if you don't want to buy it, just tell me who your connections are and

I'll make the score myself.

Miss, what do you need that stuff for anyway?

Wow, look at that.

Yeah, that's some girl Willis is with.

I'm talking about the spider on the wall behind her.

Excuse me, you two get out of here or you're going to be seeing stars without

that telescope.

We are not putting on a show for you guys.

Want to bet?

Get out of here. Beat it, scram.

Well, that's all right. I don't mean that. I just don't think that a woman in

your position should threaten to shove a horn into a cabbie's ear.

He deserved it for that obscene hand gesture. And the horn would have fit in

ear along with the bumper and my shoe.

This must be Denise.

Nice to meet you. My pleasure.

Hello, Denise. Would you excuse us, please?

I wish I could stay longer, but I've really got to get going.

Look, Denise, how about tomorrow if we find a place more private than this?

How about a subway at rush hour?

See you, sweet lips.

Phillip, do you get the feeling that girl has overwhelmed this boy's watch?

Hey, no way, Dad.

She's just another chick. I mean, I turned on the charm and she was mine.

It's love. I haven't seen him this excited since he got his first full

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Oh, yeah, it's going fine.

My cover's good.

I hooked into this straight kid who seems to know everyone.

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Some clown named Sky High has got a big shipment in tomorrow.

Be ready to move in for the bus.

I'll contact you later.

I've got to tell you something.

I know, I know.

You've thought it over and you're still in love with me.

I've got more feelings for the soles of my gym shoes.

Now just listen.

Your new girlfriend's an undercover narcotics officer.

Wow. I knew breaking up with me was going to be tough.

I didn't think it would make you crazy.

I heard her on the phone saying something about Sky High and a big drug

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I don't believe you.

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Whatever happened, we never lied to each other.

Denise, a narc.

How could she do this to me?

How could she use me like that?

Willis, I'm really sorry.

Hey, we just heard, Willis.

You've been dating either Cagney or Lacey.

Man, I'm gonna nail her.

Forget it, man.

We know how to deal with knocks.

Yeah, we got friends in low places.

And just in case you feel sweet on her, keep your mouth shut.

You're gonna end up with lots of broken body parts.

Yeah, broken toesies.

Broken nosies.

Oh, and, uh, broken head bees.

Well, I guess we scared Jackson, but we better get lost till everything's cool.

Oh, are you kidding?

This is a once -in -a -lifetime deal.

When that shimmy comes in, I'm gonna be king around here.

Don't worry about the knock.

We'll fix it.

Yeah.

Uh, here...

What's troubling you, Willis?

Dad, leave him alone. I like him quiet.

By the way, Willis is pining. I say it's woman trouble.

Well, is something wrong between you and Denise?

She lied to me. She betrayed me. Our whole relationship was a sham.

No, it can't be all that bad, Willis. You make it sound as though she was

cheating on you.

I wish that's all it was.

She's an undercover narc.

A narc?

But you don't use drugs.

Do you?

Of course not.

Why would she be interested in you? You're not a dealer.

Are you?

No, of course I'm not a dealer.

Right. Willis doesn't even like to play cards.

I guess you were just using me to find out about some of the guys I know at

school.

Well, I hope that those guys aren't your friends.

No way, Dad.

Son, I know this is a hard shot to take.

But drugs are a very serious problem.

But I wonder why Denise had to use me.

I just feel awful for Willis.

He's so upset he couldn't eat his dinner.

That's a shame.

Can I have it?

What are you doing, Willis?

Trolling for a new girlfriend?

Looks like I went too far, even for me.

Well, listen, I'm really sorry about Denise.

Thanks, Arnold.

Look, I know you're real bummed out, but Denise was just doing her job.

She's stopping kids from using drugs.

Yeah, I know.

Anyone else know she's a narc?

Sky high on all the wrong people.

Oh, creeps like that play pretty rough.

Listen, Arnold, don't you think I know that?

Willis, you've got to call Denise. You've got to protect her. Look, Arnold,

brain understands what you're saying.

But my bones don't want to get involved.

Especially my neck bone, which cracks easily.

Willis, if you don't, your bones won't think much of you.

And neither will I.

Okay, guys, I'm ready to do business. And so are we. Let's go take a little

walk. Yeah, a long walk.

All right, guys, hands off.

You beat it, Jackson, or you're dead meat.

Listen, guys, let her go or I'll start breaking faces.

Yeah?

You and what army?

This army.

You think they bought that?

Arnold, what are you doing here?

Well, besides shaking my boots, I had to come.

I was a little worried about you.

Now I'm a little worried about me.

I'm not running. I'm your brother. I'm going to stay right here.

All right.

All right.

Who wants to get it first, huh? Get back. Get back. Come on. Come on. Oh,

chicken, huh?

You must have heard about the old Jackson jawbreaker.

Yeah. Come on. Come on. Back off. Slack off. Arnold.

The police?

The police are right in back of you, Arnold.

What you talking about, Denise?

I knew they were there. I knew that. I knew that.

Guys, the bus was already coming down, but thanks.

Hey, man, you can't do nothing. You ain't got no warrant.

Wanna bet?

Big deal.

Yeah, search your lockers. I'd rather search you.

Hey, she's good.

Guess who I'm coming after. Yeah, yeah.

If anybody touches Willis Jackson, I'm going to break dance on the bridge of

their nose.

Understand, turkey?

Take him out of here.

Yeah. Get these bums out of here. Move them out, Sergeant.

Book them, Dano.

Willis, I'm sorry I had to hurt you, but it goes with the badge.

Do you understand?

I guess so.

Sure. Look, I really appreciate you sticking your neck out for me. No big

You're a brave kid.

What about me?

You, you're a killer.

Hey, the word's out, huh?

Denise, I've got to ask. How old are you?

24.

Hey, well preserved.

Hey, it's clean living.

I'm not kidding, Willis. You keep doing the same.

Sure thing.

I've never been kissed by a cop before.

See you later, champ.

Well, takes credit, Willis. Almost like Batman and Robin.

I think more like Abbott and Costello.

Hey, listen, Arnold. I really appreciate you coming down like that, Arnold.

But, um, you really took a chance.

Hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

And thank heavens the cops did what they had to do.

Right. Well, if this was too much with the next girlfriend, go back to boring.

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one.

Hi,

Eddie. Oh, Lord, what do you want?

I think I found a new roommate, which means you have only until 5 p .m.

So is death, but you don't see me throwing up wet coats in New York.

I'll take that as a maybe.

Look, as long as the check doesn't bounce, you can live with whoever you

to. In that case, I'll take Eddie.

Even though I always pictured us in a two -story Cape Cod with a white ticket

fence, six kids, and a dog named Blue.

You got serious problems, girl.

Why you sitting inside your home?

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Malcolm.

Ah, Grandpa.

Well, if it isn't the original player, player.

How you doing, man? Oh, I just came by to see my favorite grandson.

All right.

Who I see is still wearing all that girly jewelry in his ears.

It's called style, Grandpa.

Oh, in my day, it was called sissy.

Now, how about a drink?

Okay. How about two fingers of my best scotch coming up?

How about two fingers of vodka? Oh, that'll do.

Regina, I'm moving in with Nicolette.

Malcolm McGee. Eddie probably didn't tell you, but I'm the other landlord,

it looks like our property value just went up.

Excuse me, young blood.

You sure are a cute little flower.

My grandfather used to call me that. Yeah, I picked it up from some old

myself.

Hey, don't you believe that McGee charm?

They really a couple of wolves in sheep clothes.

And did I tell you all the new tenants get their car serviced for free?

Really? Because I don't know how to change the clock in my car from daylight

savings time.

It's your lucky day, baby girl.

I happen to be a digital car clock specialist.

Any chance you could squeeze me in at the last minute? If you can squeeze me

you can consider yourself squoze.

You know, Junior, your grandma used to be like that.

Smart, sexy, original teeth.

But now that old woman is getting on my last nerve.

What's the problem, Gramps?

Oh, maybe your grandma's gone through the change.

Grandpa, she's 73 years old.

Maybe she's changing back.

I'm not a doctor, but my guess is that's not it.