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The usual term paper for English. We're
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Shakespeare. I'm sure you all know about
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Isn't he the guy who writes funny
English and everybody runs around in
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we'll call great moments from Romeo and
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How many girls would like to audition
for the part of Juliet?
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Very good.
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Now, how many boys would like to try out
for Romeo?
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You, Robbie?
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Sure. I'm the natural choice, Miss
Chung.
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I've got charm, wit, personality, and
I'm very well -spoken.
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Yes, I can see that. Miss Chung, I'd
like to audition for the part.
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Oh, that's wonderful, Dudley.
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Those of you who want to audition,
please sign up here.
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Well, I'll see you two Romeos later.
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Don't rip your pants climbing up to the
balcony.
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Arnold, wouldn't you like to sign up,
too?
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No, thanks, Miss Chung. Me as a Romeo.
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That's a laugh.
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It sure is.
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Yeah. It's terrible.
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Not that funny.
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Who'd believe you as Romeo? Juliet
couldn't be that hard up.
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That's a good one.
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There's no way Miss Chen would pick you.
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Romeo and Juliet is a love story, not a
comedy.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four. One, two, three,
four. Pearl!
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Just a minute. I think I'm getting to
feel it in my bones.
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Pearl, what are you doing?
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I'm invited to this single dance
tonight, so I wanted to learn the latest
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step.
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Well, Pearl, I never knew you were into
dancing.
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It's a way to blow off some steam.
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You know, have a few laughs, meet a few
single, unattached, desperately lonely
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men.
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Boy, that girl bugs me. What's going on?
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She's the piss.
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She's the worst.
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She's driving me crazy.
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Aha, Lisa.
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What did she do this time, Arnold?
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asked me if I wanted to play Romeo on
our class play, and everybody
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busted a gut laughing, especially Lisa.
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Oh, what does she know?
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Ah, maybe she's right. Even with a
mustache, I'm no Tom Selleck.
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Well, Arnold, the real Romeo wasn't any
Tom Selleck either. He was just a
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schoolboy, not much older than you are.
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Really? You mean he was just an ordinary
teenager with pimples and everything?
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I think he went to Verona High.
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See, the thing that made him so special
was his great and poetic capacity for
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love. You'll make a great Romeo.
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You think so? Sure, I'll go for it.
You'll be perfect, son. You're a warm,
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loving person with charm and humor.
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Oh, can't argue with logic like that.
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Okay, I'll go out for Romeo. And when I
get through, they'll call that play
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Romeo.
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What's the name?
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The wish we call a rose by any other
name.
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It smells sweet.
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The Romeo Wood.
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Was he not Romeo Pollock?
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Thank you, Marsha. That was very nice.
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I hope she gets the part.
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I don't know why, but I've got a thing
for redheads.
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Perfect couple.
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Right. Beauty and the Beast.
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Girls, you all read very well, and we're
going to find parts for everyone.
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But unfortunately, there can only be one
Juliet.
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And since she gave the best reading, the
part of Juliet will be played by Lisa
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Hayes.
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Congratulations, Lisa.
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Why, thank you, Miss Chang. I'll do
everything I can to live up to the trust
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that you have bestowed upon me.
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Thank you, girls, for trying out. We'll
be reading for the part of Romeo next,
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boys.
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Well, looks like one of you guys is
going to be lucky enough to play
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real actress.
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Lisa and Juliet.
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I'd really throw myself at the end of
the play.
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Maybe we can find someone else to play
Romeo.
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Yeah, but where are we going to find
someone who's dumb enough to play
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Lisa? Hold everything!
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Methinks I want to try out for Romeo, I
presume.
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Well, I'm glad you changed your mind,
Arnold.
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This is too good to be true.
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Now let's make sure he gets the part.
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I want to show you guys who's the real
Romeo in this class.
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If you're ready, Arnold, go ahead.
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Okay.
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Anytime you're ready, Arnold.
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Right.
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Ready? And waiting.
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With love's light wings, did I over
-perch these walls.
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For stony limits cannot hold love out.
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And what love can do that dares love
attempt?
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Therefore, thy kinsmen are no let to me.
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Okay, Deadly, your turn.
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With love like wings did I owe, er,
perch, seas,
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walls, for stony limits cannot hold
love,
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love out.
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Have you heard enough, Miss Chung?
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I think so, Deadly. Thank you.
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Okay, Robbie, you're next.
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You were great. Really rotten. Thanks.
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Well,
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Since we can only have one Romeo, I'm
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Congratulations, Arnold. We'll have our
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I'll be there.
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Thou can depend upon it.
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spur. Okay, and now you kiss her.
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Was my lips?
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That's usually the way it's done.
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How about if I just throw her a kiss?
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If Romeo would never throw Juliet a
kiss, especially a Juliet as desirable
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me. Go on, Arnold.
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But, Miss Chung, I'm a minor.
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Aren't there child -kissing laws or
something?
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Look, I'm not too thrilled about kissing
you either, Twinkie Breath.
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to suffer for my art.
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Arnold, there's nothing personal in
this. Now let's get on with the
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Oh, all right.
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Can I wear wax lips?
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Sure I do. The first thing is to get a
Juliet that doesn't look like Godzilla.
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You should talk, Moonface. Moonface!
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Please, please, please.
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Okay, let's forget about this scene for
now, okay?
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Let's go on to another great moment in
the love affair between Romeo and
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dance my girlfriends and I have ever
been to.
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We danced the legs off the one poor guy
that showed up.
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Well, look who's here.
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Romeo Jr.
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Hey, man, how'd your first rehearsal go
with Lisa?
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Terrible. Not only do I have to kiss
her, but she takes acting lessons.
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She's gonna wipe up the stage with me.
Now, don't be so sure, Arnold. Lisa's
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the only one who takes acting lessons.
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I take drama at school, and I can show
you how to use the method acting
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technique. Arnold, The only technique
you need is to gaze deep into Juliet's
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eyes and say, Hey, babe, get down off
that balcony and let the good times
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Now, Arnold, the most important thing
about acting is to be able to project
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yourself into another character. Method
acting can help you do that.
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Oh, really? How does it work?
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Well, one way is to pretend you're
something outrageous. Like the other day
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class, we all pretended we were dogs.
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Kimberly, we're doing Romeo and Juliet,
not Lassie, come home.
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I'll show you. Okay.
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I guess I have nothing to lose but my
dignity.
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Okay, I'm a dog.
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Arf, arf.
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That's not going to cut it, Arnold. You
really have to try to become a dog, like
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this.
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Hi,
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kids.
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A simple hello would have done it.
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Maybe I can help. Here, fetch.
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I think that's enough dog for the day.
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I don't want to be the kind of Romeo
that hangs around fire hydrants.
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Tell me something.
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What have dogs got to do with Romeo?
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I was just showing Arnold some of the
basics of method acting.
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Method acting?
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For Shakespeare?
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Oh, honey, I don't think it would sound
right if Romeo said, Hey, you, Juliet.
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What's a light to break into the
underwinter there, huh?
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obviously not ready for the method.
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You know, now I'm confused.
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Between Willis and Kimberly, I'll be
playing Romeo as a jive -talking bastard
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hound.
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It's really not so difficult.
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See, the trick to Shakespeare is
understanding the poetry and the
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Is this your script here?
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Yeah. Well, maybe I can help you. I
played Romeo in prep school.
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Hey, hey.
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You must have been real romantic.
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Well, not really.
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It was an all -boys school.
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The lovely Juliet was played by Butch
Malone.
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You know, it's funny. After all these
years, I still remember these lines.
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on, I'll be Juliet.
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Wait a minute. I never thought of Juliet
with a receding hairline.
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Come on.
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Hey, we'll use this. This will be the
balcony, okay?
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All right.
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Ready?
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Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
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I taketh thee at thy word.
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Call me but love.
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Call me but love, and I'll be new
baptized.
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Henceforth, I never will be Romeo.
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Yeah, Dad, that's what I was going to
say.
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Poor Arnold. I hope he doesn't get stage
fright.
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He doesn't have to. I've got enough for
all of us.
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There's nothing to worry about with all
the coaching we gave him.
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That's probably why he's worried.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm
Miss Chung, and I'd like to welcome you
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to our sixth grade play.
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Today, we are pleased to present our way
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Moments from Romeo and Juliet.
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passage of their death mark love is now
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don't worry ours only lasts half an hour
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It's a good thing to think of a year
that means not to be found.
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Can I go forward when my heart is here?
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But soft!
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What's light through yonder window
break?
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Looks like Sarah Hartman is frozen up.
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Juliet, or for her foul Juliet.
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Weren't you?
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And with a silk thread plucks her back
again, so loving, jealous of his
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I would I were thy bird.
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Sweet, so would I.
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Yet I shall kill thee with much
cherishing.
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Good night, good night.
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Parting is that sweet sorrow that I
shall say, good night till it be morrow.
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Let the dim night depart again.
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I die.
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of Juliet and her Romeo.
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That was wonderful.
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You really saved the day, Arnold.
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Thanks, Miss Charlie.
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Way to go, Arnold. I wasn't there, was
I?
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Arnold,
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we're so proud of you. You were
terrific.
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Oh, Arnold, that was beautiful.
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That death was really moving.
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00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,680
Yeah, you really died up there.
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Chong says thank you for saving me up
there, so thank you.
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00:30:34,210 --> 00:30:37,910
Oh, that's okay. It's nothing any other
professional actor wouldn't have done.
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00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:42,790
Excuse me, kids. I'm Jerry Werther. You
know, my son Kenny's in your class.
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00:30:43,090 --> 00:30:46,670
Oh, hello. Hi. I just wanted to tell you
how wonderful you were tonight.
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Thank you.
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I'm a casting director, and I'd be very
interested in using you in some
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commercials. Oh, that would be great.
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00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:56,330
Oh, no. I meant the young lady.
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00:30:57,690 --> 00:31:00,150
Her? May I see you for a minute?
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00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:04,750
Well, Joe is a better actor than you
are.
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00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:07,550
I can't believe it.
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00:31:08,690 --> 00:31:11,250
Methinks showbiz worketh in strange
ways, Romeo.
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Instead of saving Juliet's butt, I
should have kicked it off the balcony.
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