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Write your song, a man is born, he's a man of means, then along come two,

they got nothing but the genes, but they got different strokes to take,

different strokes to take, different strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story, everybody finds a way to shine,

it don't matter that you got not a lot, so what?

Different strokes to move the world. Yes, it does. It takes different strokes

move the world.

Earl, have you seen my ice cake?

Nope. There.

I'm all packed.

Well, have a nice weekend at Dudley's.

What's that in there?

Just the basic necessities of life.

Toothpaste, toothbrush, underwear, socks.

Peanut butter, jelly, bread.

Arnold, I'm sure Dudley's parents are going to have food.

Yeah, but only during meals.

Willis, haven't you found your skates yet? We've only got three hours on the

ice. Nah, they're just not in it. You guys go without me.

Aw, Willis, it's going to be lots of fun.

Nah, I'm not that good on skates anyway.

It's a great exercise.

Big deal.

There'll be lots of pretty girls.

Those skates have got to be in here somewhere.

Turn down your thermostat, Willis. You're overheating.

You've got to get out there and melt the hole in the ice.

Ah, here's one.

Here's the other.

Hey, aren't you guys ready to go?

Willis, what a great idea.

Ice skates with training wheels.

Let's go.

You sure you don't want to go, Arnold? I mean, it's not too late to change your

mind. Nah, the last time I went ice skating, it took me a week to defrost my

butt.

I don't know if we're going to kick him for missing all this fun.

Hey, you folks okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

The part of me that needs the most protection was already patted by Mother

Nature.

Oh, God. Get over it, Will.

Okay.

Anyhow. Now what do we do?

Don't look down. Look at me.

I can get those things going.

Looking good.

All right.

You, Dad?

Wow, you can see why she won the gold medal at the Olympics. Oh, yeah. She is

wonderful. She makes me feel like a real klutz.

Oh, I think you're terrific.

Come on, show me some of that fancy stuff of yours.

I couldn't help noticing you. You're very good.

Thank you. It's quite a call to make coming from you, Miss Hamill. What are

doing here?

I'm just getting in a little extra practice while I'm in town with ice

And please, call me Dorothy.

I'm Kimberly.

Oh, hello, Dorothy. This is my father. Oh, I'm a great fan of yours, Phil

Drummond. Hi, thank you.

Daddy almost made the Olympics himself in speed skating.

Unfortunately, nobody can catch me to tell me.

I was just telling your daughter how good she is. I was wondering who her

is. Well, I've never had any formal training. Daddy taught me.

Very nice words, Mr. Drummond.

Have you ever considered entering any of the local regional competition?

Oh, I'm not that good.

I meant Kimberly.

Wow, me in competition?

Don't you have to start much younger?

You're a natural, Kimberly, with some coaching and hard work.

You just might have a chance of becoming a world -class skater.

World -class?

Like in Olympic?

It's possible.

This is a joke, right?

You must be kidding me. Yep.

Not at all.

I could set up an interview for you with a good coach right here in New York, if

you're interested.

Well, I... Of course she's interested. Great, Dorothy.

We'll give it a go. Oh, I'm so proud of you, honey.

Just a little terrified, but otherwise scared to death.

Dorothy, this is my son Willis and our housekeeper, Pearl.

Hi, really nice to meet you.

Oh, you're so grateful, Miss Hamill. You never fall down. You want to bet?

Come on, Kimberly, let's try a few moves. I'll see if I can keep up with

Okay.

What's going on, Dad?

Willis, the most wonderful thing has happened.

We're going to be a star.

Your

turn,

Piper.

That was nice. That was nice.

Look at that, Dad. That sounds terrific.

Yeah.

Dorothy Hamill's not bad either.

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Daddy, I can't concentrate on my homework. I keep thinking about what

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Do you realize what a great opportunity this is going to be for us? I mean, for

you.

How about a few hors d 'oeuvres while the meatloaf's loafing?

Will Arnold be home for dinner?

No, he's staying at Deli's house tonight.

Oh, no Arnold, huh?

Tonight we'll have something we never had before.

Leftovers.

Kimberly, you must really be excited about this.

Well, I'm excited, but I think Daddy's even more excited. You know, I once had

aspirations of going to the Olympics myself.

Unfortunately, he fell on his aspirations.

Maybe I'll get a second chance through my daughter. Well, Daddy, if I make

I owe it all to you. You taught me how to skate.

Wait a minute. Don't forget me. I taught you how to fall down.

I'll get that.

Dorothy. Hi, Mr. Drummond. Call me Phil. Come on in. Come in.

Hi. Hi. I heard you brought good news. Well, that depends on how you look at

I'm afraid that coach I mentioned...

He has all the students he can handle at the moment, and he just can't take you.

Oh, that's too bad.

Any chance that you'd know of another coach?

As a matter of fact, I do.

She's new at coaching, and she hasn't developed a real star yet, but she'd

like to.

And I know she can take you, Kimberly.

Who is she?

Me.

You? You'd coach me? Hey, that's wonderful.

Thank you.

Oh, sorry about that. Anytime.

Why don't we all sit down?

Well, how can I ever thank you, Dorothy?

Well, before you do, there's one hitch.

I live in Los Angeles.

And if you want to train with me, you'll have to move there.

Move to Los Angeles?

Gee, I'm sorry, Dorothy, but Daddy'd never let me do that.

No way. Not in a million years.

Wait a minute.

You're both wrong.

If Kimberly has to move to Los Angeles to get into the Olympics, well, what's

the matter with that?

Don't you see?

It could be the opportunity of a lifetime for us.

We're going to go for it. We are?

Dad, are you serious?

Would you really let Kimberly move to Los Angeles?

What, to train with Dorothy Havel?

Yes.

Where would I live?

Dorothy will take care of that. What about school?

Oh, they'll take care of that.

What about money? Your dad will take care of that.

It's all settled. You're going.

This is one chance we are not going to miss.

All right, then. Olympics, here I come.

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Wrap it up.

Gee, Los Angeles is far away.

I'm going to miss you guys.

Oh, we're going to miss you, too.

But, you know, I don't think of it as losing a sister. I think of it as

a room.

I'm glad you're letting her do it, Phil. I think she has the natural talent to

go a long way.

You must really believe in me, Dorothy, if you're willing to take me at my age.

Oh, yeah, she's over the hill.

Oh, we're talking rocking chairs and support holes.

We're all set then. We can start training while I'm still in New York.

Why don't you come down to the rink tomorrow at 6 .30?

6 .30, that'll be great. I'll wake up with a good appetite for dinner.

I mean 6 .30 in the morning.

In the morning?

Don't worry, I'll see that she gets up.

You're going to need a bulldozer.

Well, I better be going.

I have a good feeling about this, Kimberly.

Oh, great.

I'll walk you to the elevator.

I'll be right back, Dad. Bye, Tony. Thank you.

All right, Willis, I'll tell you what we're going to do.

We're going to make Kimberly's training a family project.

We'll all train right along with her.

It'll be good for both of us.

Oh, great idea, Dad. We're going to start tomorrow morning at 5 o 'clock.

Say what? You heard me, 5 a .m. Yes, sir.

Maybe deep inside me there's a Richard Simmons trying to get out.

Oh, good afternoon, Willis.

Oh, I would have been down here, but I didn't hear my alarm clock ring.

I'm not surprised.

I found it in the laundry room buried in the hamper.

That is the wrong attitude, Willis. If I can do this without complaining, so can

you. Pearl?

Would you mind getting Kimberly's breakfast?

Not at all.

Whoops. Legs don't fail me now.

Jane. All right.

Get on that seat and hit those pedals.

Roll, roll, roll your boat gently down the stream.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.

You mean a nightmare.

It'll give you broad shoulders and big, bulging biceps.

Dad, I get all the exercise I need pushing the girls away.

Breakfast, Kimberly.

Come on, Daddy.

Do I have to?

Come on.

It's good for you. It's pure protein and low fat.

Well, how come you don't eat raw eggs?

I don't have to get into those cute little skating courts.

Let's get with it.

What's your name?

Kimberly Drummond. What do you do? Ice skate. Where are you going? To the

Olympics. Down the hatch. All right.

Another week of this and you'll start to clock and peck at your food.

What?

Kimberly,

I'm really proud of you.

You are going to accomplish what I could only dream of.

And remember, you're doing this for both of us.

Well, I'm only doing this for me.

And me is loot.

Willis?

You're setting a bad example for Kimberly.

Now get with it.

What's your name? Willis Jackson. What do you do? Exercise. Where are you

Back to bed.

Try it again.

Gosh, Kimberly, are you all right?

Where does it hurt?

Right here at the back of my leg.

Is it bad, honey?

It sure hurts, Daddy. Can you straighten your leg out?

It might be a pulled hamstring muscle.

Is that serious?

Don't you worry. You're going to be fine. We'll get you to a doctor right

Here we go.

Okay, now just hold it easy. Here we go. We'll get you right off there.

What's the big idea?

I need some money.

Why don't you get it from Dad?

He's at the ice skating rink with Kimberly.

Why don't you crack open your piggy bank?

I tried, but I couldn't go through with it. That kid's been in the family for

years.

Arnold, go away.

Well, Liz, I wouldn't wake you, but this is a matter of life and death.

I'm meeting Dudley before school at the video arcade.

Arnold, why didn't you just take the money out of my wallet?

That would be an invasion of privacy. It's dishonest. Besides, your wallet was

empty.

Listen, there's two dollars in my gym bag. I need my sweat socks.

Great.

We'll put you right on the couch. Oh, my heavens.

What happened?

Kimberly pulled a hamstring muscle.

Oh, man.

How bad is it? Well, it's hard to tell. Hamstrings don't show up on x -rays. The

doctor said we'll just have to wait and see how it heals.

Oh, I'll get some nice hot chocolate. Maybe that'll help ease the pain.

Thanks, Pearl.

Kimberly, I'm really sorry about this.

I just wanted to succeed so badly.

I'm sorry, Daddy.

I guess this is the end of my skating career.

Well, maybe with a few weeks rest and some therapy, it might heal enough for

to continue.

Sure. Most athletes injure themselves one time or another. But you've got

spirit. You'll bounce back.

Got a good bouncer.

Honey, you're not going to go near that ice if there's even the slightest

possibility of doing permanent injury to yourself. It's just not worth it.

I like your attitude, Phil.

I've seen too many young skaters push beyond their limits because of their

parents.

But, Daddy, I know how much this means to you.

Honey, nothing is more important to me than your health and your happiness.

Daddy, stop being so nice. I don't deserve it.

That never stopped him before.

Kimberly, what do you mean you don't deserve it?

Well, I need this.

You can walk.

It's a miracle.

Say, are you even talking to Oral Roberts?

Kimberly, I think I understand why you're faking it.

Dorothy, I really never wanted to be a world -class skater.

What?

I thought that you did.

No, Daddy, you wanted me to be one.

And at first, I did, too. I love the idea, the glamour of being a star like

Dorothy. But I just don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment.

Daddy, one day I'm going to do something really terrific with my life. But I

just don't think ice skating's it.

I would have quit sooner, but I just didn't want to let you down.

Oh, honey, I had no idea. I'm sorry.

I didn't realize how hard I was pushing you.

It's okay, Daddy. I understand.

Dorothy, I'm really sorry.

I feel terrible for making you waste all your time on me like this.

I guess someone who's been a champion like you really wouldn't understand

quitting. Don't be so sure. When I first started out, many's the time I

considered giving up.

But everybody has their own goals.

Anyway, thank you for everything you've done.

Well, Dad, I guess you're never going to realize your dream of having a world

-class champion skater in the family.

Oh, I don't know.

There's an athlete in the family who's also tough enough to take the rigors of

training it takes to be a champion?

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Excuse us, please.

Let's talk about this over a couple of raw eggs.

What's your name? Willis Jackson. What do you do? Exercise. Where are you

To the Olympics.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, yo, homie, you ain't got nothing on the red team. When they see me out

there, they're going to be like, who the heck is that?

Well, check this out, third. When they see me out there, they're going to be

sexy. Can I dog? I'm the sexiest dude.

If you guys think you have what it takes, it's time to sweat

on the beach. Let's get it on.

I am your host, Alicia Renee. This is our ultimate celebrity challenge where

two celebrity teams are going to go at it, head up for the 2008 Spring Blink

title. It is extremely serious.

Now, they are going to be going through a series of obstacles that are going to

buy them the number one spot. So, you guys meet our teams right now.

Led by none other than Ray J.

All right, now, what's the strategy, guys? What is our plan?

We just got to beat them. I don't think there is a strategy. Go hard or go home.

That's right.

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You see this? No smile.

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one, all right? Try not to get wet. Back to you guys.

All right.

So as you guys can see, our teams are extremely focused. I can feel it in the

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APL.