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They got nothing but the genes, but they got different strokes to take,

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Hey, bro, what's happening?

The British are coming.

Say what?

My homework's about Paul Revere.

After that long ride, he must have had one sore butt.

my horse, too. I got a terrific party waiting for me. It'll have to wait till

next week. Kimberly's in the bathroom.

That's no problem. I'll get her out.

Kimberly! Yes?

Telephone. Some guy.

Who is it?

He didn't say, but he sounds really handsome.

Oh, it must be Robert.

Yeah.

Hello, Robert.

Oh, dummy.

Willis, that was your dirtiest trick ever.

It's not as bad as the time you super -glued the legs of your pantyhose

together.

Okay, two can play at that game.

Hmm, let me see.

What are you doing with it?

It's for the party tonight. Everyone has to bring his own bottle. If Dad catches

you with that, you're going to be bringing your own nurse.

What are you talking about? I'm not a kid.

And Dad wouldn't mind if I have a drink now and then.

Oh, sure. That's why I have to sneak it in the house.

I wasn't sneaking it.

I had to carry it in something.

Anyway, I'm practically an adult now.

Well, if you're such an adult, why don't you just go downstairs and tell Dad

you're taking that snake bite medicine to the party?

I don't have to. Dad, I'll just say it's okay.

I think the great big adult is afraid to tell Dad.

No, I'm not.

I don't see your feet moving, just your mouth.

All right.

I'll show you I'm not afraid. I'll go tell him right now.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Who's the handsomest of them all?

What?

Well, I'm going to this party at Jerry's and it's BYOB. You know what that

means? Sure.

It means hand me that bottle.

Wait a minute, Dad. Hand me that bottle.

I didn't even have to tell you. I could have just done it and you would have

never found out. Right.

But you're too honest for that.

Yeah, well, that's a serious flaw in your character.

Would you two excuse us for a minute, please?

Sure, Daddy.

Willis, what has gotten into you?

Did you really think I would let you do something like this?

Sure, why not?

I'll tell you why not.

Because you're too young to drink and it happens to be against the law.

I wish you'd let me make my own decisions. I'm almost a man.

And if I want to take a drink once in a while, what's the big deal?

I can handle it.

Oh, you can, huh?

Sure.

Okay.

Let's have a drink. We'll see how I can handle it.

If you're determined to take a drink, I'd rather you do it at home with your

man than at some party with a bunch of strangers.

But, Dad, I... Well, let's see what happens.

Come on.

Let's be drinking buddies.

Sit down.

Dad, this is really ridiculous. What about your party? You're going to be

It can wait.

It's only a charity affair.

That chicken can't get any colder than it is.

Down the hatch.

What do you think about drinking now, Will? It's just great, isn't it? Yeah,

great.

It gets even better. Come on, let's have another.

That's all I wanted to do.

Let that be a lesson to you.

Let that be a lesson to both of us.

I never drank that much that fast in my life.

I hope that convinces you what a couple of drinks can do.

Dad, what about the party? Can I still go?

Oh, no, you certainly cannot.

That party sounds like trouble to me.

Oh, but, Dad, you... No buts.

But before that, I think I'll have a little nap.

Dad, you can't treat me like this.

You know what your trouble is, Willis?

You're not as think as you're smart you are.

Well, you know what I mean.

Hi there.

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I don't care where you started up at, because I'm going to finish it wherever.

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Mr. Drummond, you're still up.

Yes, I'm still up.

Oh, the sirens and the gunshots were TV.

I was hoping it was Elliot Ness dropping by for a late date.

This whole movie's being sponsored by a cemetery. It's very fitting.

When Willis gets home, I'm going to kill him.

Twice.

Once for going to the party and once for coming home this late.

You mean this early?

It's past four o 'clock.

It is 4 .28.

He's never been this late before.

Maybe my little drinking lesson didn't go very well, but that's no reason for

him to disobey me.

Well, I think he'll be home any minute.

But I know what you're thinking.

That something terrible happened and that he got in a wreck or that he was

mugged and that he's in the hospital with no identification and they don't

who to call.

I didn't think of that.

That it only would have upset you.

Great comfort, Pearl.

Say, how about a nice warm glass of milk?

Good idea. Thanks, Pearl.

Hey, what's going on down here?

What are you two doing up?

I noticed Willis wasn't home when I went to go to John.

What's everybody doing up?

Can't you guess?

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I thought I told you not to go to that party.

And how dare you come in at this hour?

Well, Dad, it wasn't fair of you to tell me not to go at the last minute.

I also told you not to drink. You smell like a brewery.

I only had a couple of drinks.

From the looks of your eyeballs, they must have been Bloody Marys.

From now on, there'll be no more drinking, no more all -night parties, no

anything. You are grounded for a month. A month?

You can't do that.

I don't need your permission to go out. I can come and go as I please.

Look, Willis, as long as you're living under this roof, you will do as I say.

Well, then maybe I should be living under another roof.

I'm talking to you. Where do you think you're going?

Upstairs to pack. I'm getting out of here.

What? Willis, you can't leave.

No, no, will you just watch me? I'm going back to Jerry's. He just got

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Here you are, Mr. Drummond. I made myself some hot milk, too.

Thank you, Pearl.

The thing with Willis has really got me unnerved.

I don't know how you can be so calm.

Well, there's two reasons for that.

First, I'm going to stop a kid that's big enough to put me over his knee.

And second, he's not going anywhere anyway. I've seen this before.

He threatened to leave?

No, not him, me.

When I was his age, I had the same argument with my father.

Packed my stuff, I said goodbye, and I headed out for California.

How far did you get?

The front porch.

That's when I realized what a dummy I was. Believe me, Willis won't get any

further than I did. You know, like dummy, like son.

Dad, you gotta do something. He's packing.

He's really going, Daddy.

No, no, no, don't worry. He's just bluffing.

I'm all ready, Dad.

So I see.

Don't try and stop me.

I won't.

Here's Jerry's address.

Oh, thanks. We'll forward your mail.

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I mean it.

I'll manage.

Willis, don't answer so fast.

The man's talking cash flow.

And you won't get any help from any other members of this family either.

It's okay, Dad. I don't need it.

All right, Willis, that's enough of this nonsense. Take that bag upstairs and

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Jerry.

Jerry! What?

You're not going to turn that down while I study? My hair.

Thanks. Sure.

I think I'll get a refresher. You want a brew?

Oh, no thanks, Jerry.

Hey, don't you think you've had enough?

Hey, man, you're not my guardian.

I'm just being my usual mellow self.

Oh, you know, we better lay in a few six -packs. The guys are coming over

tonight.

Again?

You know, Jerry, it's kind of hard for me to do my homework with guys passing

out on my book.

Stop, Jerry.

Hi, Willis. Hey, Kimberly, what a surprise. Come on in.

You know Jerry.

Hi, Jerry.

Hello, Kimberly.

How are you?

I was just on my way to ballet class and I thought I'd drop by and see your

place. Well, this is it. What do you think?

It has possibilities.

You can use it for the city dump.

Well, what do you want? I mean, it's a maid's day off.

Look, Willis, isn't two days of this enough?

Please come home.

I miss you and so does Arnold. He says he misses the way you mumble dirty words

in your sleep.

What about Dad? Did he talk about me?

Well... No.

Who cares?

I thought this might come in handy.

Oh, 20 bucks.

Thanks, Kimberly.

Well, I gotta go. I'll see you later. Bye.

Hey, Arnold.

Hi, Willis.

How you doing?

What are you doing here?

Well, I figured maybe you could use a little help.

That's all I've got.

But it's yours.

Five bucks? Oh, thanks, Arnold. You shouldn't have.

I know.

Listen, if you happen to see Kimberly, don't tell her this because it'll just

make her feel bad.

You know what a cheapskate she can be.

Arnold, uh... You know, you said it yourself, Woolers.

Give her a penny and she'd pinch the beard right off Abe Lincoln.

Kimberly's right behind this door.

Who's talking about Willie?

Hi there.

It's always a thrill to see my darling sister.

Yeah, and it's always a thrill to hear my darling brothers think of me.

He didn't mean that, Kimberly.

Yeah. Don't you know a joke when you hear it?

She doesn't know a joke when she hears it.

I'll see you later, Willis, all right? Thanks for the 20 bucks again, Tim.

You're welcome.

Bye. Bye -bye. Bye, Jerry.

Bye.

Uh, 20 bucks?

Since you just struck it rich, you won't be needing my puny contribution.

Welcome home.

Hey, what do you like, our Pat Arnold?

No self -respecting cockroach would live here.

You ready for a drink now, Willis? No, I'm cool.

What about me?

Are you kidding?

Willis, I'm old enough to go for the gusto.

Forget it.

Willis, Dad's not around.

I can do whatever I want, just like you.

Yeah. Come on. One little drink won't kill him.

All right. What do you want?

I don't know. Dry martini?

Tequila sun?

and tonic. That'll do just fine. Set them up, Joe.

You want them on the rocks?

Nah, just put some ice in it.

There you go.

Ah.

Watch out, stomach. I've got some news. Hang on to your lining, because here

come the boos.

That's just a tonic. I didn't put vodka in it.

What's the big idea?

The big idea is you're too young to be drinking.

Hey, Willis, you sound like your dad.

Well, as far as Arnold's concerned, I am dad.

Get it?

Got it.

Well, guess I'll be seeing you, Willis.

Man, I wish you'd come home.

Why, you miss me?

Of course I do.

Look,

I was just kidding before.

You can have this.

Oh, that's okay, Arnold. I don't need it, really.

That's good, because I do.

Well, see you.

Yes.

Thank you.

an extra place at the table again. Well, I keep hoping Willis will come home.

So do we.

I must say, I am surprised that he hasn't called.

He hasn't called, has he?

No, but he's fine, Dad.

What?

How do you know that?

Well, as a matter of fact, Arnold and I went to see him at Jerry's.

But we didn't think you'd want to hear about it.

No, I don't.

How is he?

Well, kind of hard to tell with Willis.

always looks like he has his shorts on backwards.

But he says he's having a ball being on his own.

Really?

Well, we'll see if he still feels the same way after a few more days of that.

What kind of place is Willis living in?

You could call it an early slum.

But it's nothing a wrecking ball couldn't fix.

Don't you think he's had enough?

Maybe you should ask him to come back.

No, I can't do that.

Sure you can, Dad.

It's easy.

Just say, Willis, please come back.

I could even say it for you.

Look, I miss Willis as much as all of you do. But he's got to learn for

that he's not a man yet. He's still a kid.

He still needs a father's hand to guide him. Now, if I ask him to come back now,

it'll be on his terms.

I won't be good for him at all.

I guess you're right, Daddy.

Unfortunately.

Hi. Willis!

Willis, what happened to you?

Jerry and I were in this real bad car accident.

I was lucky I came out with a few scratches.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Well, thank God you're all right. How did you get home?

The police brought me.

Well, come on, sit down over here.

Now tell me what happened.

We were leaving this bar.

I guess Jerry had a few too many.

And he ran this red light.

And this big truck, I didn't even see it coming. It just plowed right into us.

How's Jerry?

Oh, he's real bad. He's in a coma.

Oh, no.

They wouldn't let me see him. The doctor says there's nothing I can do him to go

home.

This is my home, isn't it?

Dad, I want to come back, can't I?

Of course.

There's a place I'll set for you at the table, Willis.

And I kept your half of the room just the way it was.

Messy.

Can we do something to help Jerry?

He's really a good guy.

He's kind of lost.

He's got nobody that cares about him.

Well, I'd be happy to do whatever I can.

Hello?

Yes, he is. Who's calling?

Just a minute.

It's for you, Willis. It's the hospital.

Yeah.

Hello? Yeah, this is Willis Jackson.

How's my friend Jerry?

Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

Dad.

It's just hard to believe that Jerry's... Look at me. I'm

crying like a kid.

No, son.

You're crying like a man.

Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for

you may not be right at all.

For many, four beats are better beat than a long call to.

They got nothing but the gene.

They got different strokes to take.

Different strokes to take.

Different strokes to move the world. It doesn't take different strokes to move

the world.