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And in conclusion, my fellow students, let me say that a vote for Arnold

as class president is a vote of...

people.

You're supposed to be my campaign manager.

Well, didn't I get you that bullhorn so you can sling all that bull?

And what about you, Robbie? I'm doing my job. I'm in charge of crowd control.

That's the point, guys.

All of the crowd is over there listening to Lisa.

And lastly, let me say that my only wish is to serve you. And if elected, my

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the election isn't today, Arnold.

I know. I'd only get three votes.

You, me, and Dudley. And I'm not that sure about you and Dudley.

Liz, how's the campaign going?

Oh, it's going.

Going? It's almost gone.

Is there a problem?

I'll level with you, Miss Chung.

Everything's going wrong.

I gave a 50 cents a plate luncheon and nobody showed up. And Robbie here, my

in charge of dirty tricks, can't think of any.

really ashamed.

I'm sorry. I wish I could help.

You can.

Tell the kids to vote for me or you'll flunk them.

That could be our first dirty trick.

I'm afraid that wouldn't be possible, boys.

But I'll give you a little tip.

Sometimes a candidate can turn the tide by having a debate with his opponent.

You mean a debate can turn a loser into a winner?

Oh, yes. Many a loser has been elected president.

Give it some thought, Arnold.

Thanks, Miss Chung.

Okay.

You hear that, guys?

A debate. What do you think?

I think you should concede now and avoid the embarrassment.

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Arnold, what do you think of this?

You're giving me candy?

There's got to be a catch.

I made a whole bunch of them for you to take to school and pass out. And there's

a paper inside and it says, vote for Arnold Jackson, a sweet guy.

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Those are terrific.

You're welcome. Just don't eat them yourself.

The idea is for you to get both, not cavities.

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That's my kind of dad.

Hey, Dad, maybe you can help me with my speech.

It's not going too good.

Oh, really?

What seems to be the problem, Arnold?

Well, I got so steamed with Lisa that I challenged her to a debate.

She thinks she's such hot stuff.

I just gotta beat her. I'll do anything to win that election. Just anything.

Arnold, calm down.

You're starting to sound like a real politician.

afternoon on my opening statement, but I just don't think it's strong enough.

Let me hear it.

My fellow classmate, it would be very easy for me to stand here and say nasty

things about my opponent, so I will.

Lisa Hayes is a double -talking, scheming, no -good schnook.

I'd say that's strong enough.

Thank you.

You know, Arnold, in politics, I'm afraid what you're doing is called

mudslinging. Well, of course.

I'm trying to run this like a real campaign.

I was hoping you'd have higher standards than that.

I think you should concentrate less on your opponent's bad qualities and more

your own good qualities.

Now you're really making it tough.

Dad, there's got to be an easier way.

You're rich. What? can't you just buy the election?

I'm surprised at you.

I can't buy you an election.

Well, how about running it? I only want it for a semester.

Hi. Here come the Park Avenue paparazzi.

Hey, Daddy, Willis and I are entering in a student's photography contest, and

the winning picture gets printed in the newspaper.

That's terrific. Well, I'll be pulling for both of you. And also, first prize

300 big, fat, juicy dollars.

Three?

Maybe I ought to enter that great picture I took of Willis.

Which picture?

I call it Tonsils While Snoring.

That scene from Upper Bump.

It took a steady hand because the room was vibrating at the time.

Sorry, Arnold, but this contest is for high school students only.

That's okay, Arnold. You're going to have your handful preparing for the

election. Yeah, I ought to concentrate on one failure at a time.

Oh, don't give up so easily.

Get Kimberly or Willis to take a picture of you for a campaign poster and prove

your image.

Hey, that's a great idea.

A picture.

Something that captures my outstanding qualities of strength and leadership.

Not to mention your underlying humility.

Hey, I'll be glad to take a picture of you. How about right now?

Thanks, sis. Just give me a chance to shower and wash my hair.

Maybe if I fluff it up with a blow dryer, it'll increase my image a couple

inches.

Hey, Dad, how about me taking a couple of shots of you?

Oh, some of the time, Willis.

There's a tennis match coming up I don't want to miss.

Oh, but Dad, that's Pierre Americana, head of the family watching sports on

Oh, what's another picture of your old man? Forget it.

I thought it became how good I might have entered in that contest.

I better put my tie on.

Just sit there while I focus.

No, no, wait. Wait a minute. What about my wrinkles?

Don't worry about them, Dad. They'll show up just fine.

I'll fix them in the developing. Good.

If you don't accentuate my positive, I'll eliminate your negative.

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I like that shot.

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Boy,

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In closing, I'd just like to remind you that my opponent, Arnold Jackson, is the

in candidate.

inexperienced, inadequate, and incapable.

Thank you, Lisa.

All right, that's it for the closing statements from our candidates. Now the

debate is open to questions from you students.

This is where we really stick it to Lisa. Right.

Dudley, do you have a question?

Yes, ma 'am. This question is for Lisa.

Do you think it's fair for one student to be as greedy as a pig and want to be

president every year and not let anybody else have a chance?

Yes. Next question.

Do you have anything to say about that? I'm glad you asked me.

Greed has no place in this school except maybe in the cafeteria.

If Lisa Hayes is elected president of the sixth grade, she'll go on to be

president of the seventh grade.

in the fifth grade.

I'll put you down, Arnold.

No demonstrations, please.

I'm afraid we only have time for one more question, then recess is over.

I have a question for Lisa. Go ahead, Robbie. How do you feel about these

recesses?

Well, I think the teachers know what's best for us, and I agree that a short

recess gives us more time to study.

I'd sure like to rebut that one.

Go ahead, Arnold.

For Lisa to stand here and talk about more time to study clearly shows that

she is the out candidate.

She is out of her mind.

Well, I guess that's the end of the debate, kids. I'll see you all in class.

Great, Arnold.

I think maybe you got a good chance to get elected tomorrow.

You really think I'm gaining?

Yeah, I can tell. This time they didn't throw anything.

It's awfully quiet in here. I guess Arnold isn't home yet. Not yet, Mr.

Drummond. He's probably out in the park looking for votes. You know, the

grassroots candidates.

Did you hear that? Park.

Grassroots.

I wasn't even trying to be funny.

You succeeded.

Hello. Hi, Arnold.

Hi. Pearl, that candy you fixed was a big deal. My campaign is picking up.

to hear it.

And now, all I gotta do is hit him with a real snappy slogan.

that they'll never forget.

Good idea. Let's hear it. How about, if you want action, vote for Jackson?

That's simple and to the point.

Jackson, for action. Yeah.

Hi. Hey, Jack, remember that picture I took of you? It got selected for the

contest. You're kidding.

No, I mean it.

That's wonderful.

Well, I'm very proud to have been the subject of the picture, but the real

credit goes to you.

Hey, we've got two winners in the family. They also selected one of my

Good for you.

That's great.

Well, congratulations to both. Both of you. Can we see the pictures?

Sure. Look, Dad.

Oh, yes.

Magna. You look very handsome.

Willis seems to have captured your essential nobility.

Not only that, but you can't even see my ingrown hair.

Is anyone interested in seeing my entry? It's a picture of Arnold.

Me? You're kidding, no? Oh, yeah, let's see it. Oh, yeah.

you were in the shower.

Now that's what I call charisma.

Well, it certainly presents a side of Arnold we don't see.

I see it all the time. It sleeps right above me.

Do you hear that? Do you hear that?

She's laughing and I'm dying.

Kim, you invaded my privacy.

That's a terrible thing to do to someone.

Oh, I just couldn't help myself. You look so cute.

Kimberly, everybody will see this.

They'll laugh me out of school, right, Dad?

That's right. You'll be the butt of all their jokes.

Dad, I may be a kid, but I've got feelings, too.

I know, son, and I understand.

Oh, Dad, he's overreacting. No, I'm not. This is embarrassing.

Kimberly, how could you do this to me?

Oh, Arnold, this picture is perfectly innocent.

My photography class thinks it's adorable.

You mean you've been showing my buns to a bunch of strangers?

Kimberly, that's cakey!

Come on, Arnold.

Kimberly, how would you like it if I took that kind of picture of you?

Kimberly, in full mood!

Dad, take that picture to the contest because I'm really upset about it.

I can see that you are.

Kimberly, If it means that much to him, I think you better withdraw that

picture. Oh, but Dad... No, no, no, no, no, I'm serious.

You have to respect Arnold's feeling.

Oh, all right.

Good girl.

Anyway, I wasn't too thrilled about the idea of being in a contest where it was

going to be my face against his behind.

I'll call my teacher in the morning, Arnold.

Oh, no, you're not!

Hey,

Pearl, did you get the money and paper yet? I want to see how the photography

contest came out. Oh, sorry, I forgot to get it. Oh, yeah, Willis, well, maybe

your picture of Dad won a prize.

I'll get the paper.

Where's Arnold?

Don't tell me he overslept the day of his election.

Oh, no, he's upstairs preparing his victory speech.

Before they even vote?

Isn't he a little too sure of himself?

I guess he's too young to have heard about Thomas Dewey.

Who's that?

He was a guy who was overconfident and got underelected.

Here it is.

Oh, no.

They put the picture of Arnold in the paper.

What? The honorable mention.

That's terrific.

Oh, Daddy, that's terrible.

Kimberly, I thought you were going to have that picture withdrawn.

I did. I don't know how this happened.

Doesn't matter. When Harold finds that out, we're going to... gonna have to

scrape him off the ceiling.

Here he comes. You better get a spatula.

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Arnold.

Why do you hear my victory speech? It's gonna knock your socks off.

You better have a seat, Arnold, and hold on to your socks.

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, uh, I don't exactly know how to tell you this, but, well, you know that

picture I took of you with the bear tush?

Yeah, what about it?

in this morning's paper.

What you talking about, Kimberly?

Maybe it's not as bad as you think.

I'll bet you the kids in your class don't even read the morning paper.

Paper, paper, get your complimentary morning paper.

There's a wonderful picture of Arnold Jackson in the view section, and what a

view it is.

How could he let this happen?

What's he trying to be?

The centerfold for Jack and Jill magazine?

I thought maybe some of the kids wouldn't recognize me.

Well, you're not wearing your sunglasses on the part they'll recognize you.

I didn't think it was this bad.

I'm not even going to go to class.

Tell Miss Chung I've gone home sick.

Watch out. Here comes Lisa.

Oh, Arnold.

He's not here. He must have gone home.

running behind, but I didn't think you'd use it as your whole platform.

Go ahead, Lisa. Rub it in.

Thank you. I will.

This may be my finest hour.

Well, guys, it looks like my political career is over with.

They won't have Arnold Jackson to kick around no more.

How's Arnold?

All I know is he said the teacher sent him home because he was sick and I

thought you should know.

It was like it suddenly came on because he wasn't sick when he went to school

this morning. He must be taking this whole thing with a picture much harder

I thought.

Oh, Daddy, by the way, I found out what happened. When I called and asked him to

take out the picture by Kimberly Drummond, they goofed and they thought I

to take out the Drummond picture.

Oh, then the picture of me didn't really lose.

Well, if you can get it again next year, that is if you know what's good for

you.

Arnold, do you think your condition has anything to do with the election?

Yeah, how did it come out?

Well, I left before they voted, but who'd vote for a guy who has the most

behind since the Coppertone billboard?

I'll get it.

Hello? Oh, hi, Dudley. Yeah, hold on.

Arnold, it's Dudley.

Another phone call during dinner.

Thanks, Kimberly.

Hello?