All language subtitles for Diffrent Strokes s05e07 The Older Woman

Sure, he's got it. Here's some more of
my stuff.

We'll deal with Marco later, but what
are you doing with a gun, man? You know

don't mess around with guns, Larry.
Remember what happened to my brother?

Hey, I found it, okay?

So I figured I'd keep it, you know, just
in case.

What are you, crazy?

Eh.

I am.

Hey, Jackson, look, this is all a little
misunderstanding.

Oh, come on, Dad. Give him a break, huh?
I am.

I should be calling the police.

Police? Yeah.

Dad!

Dad! You're alive!

What are you doing here? You're supposed
to be in school.

He was so worried about you, he came
looking for you. I thought you'd be

in the bushes all riddled with bullets
and splattered with blood.

Did they use brass knuckles or rubber
hoses?

Arnold, I'm fine. You sound
disappointed.

Well, as long as I've cut school, can we
go to the zoo?

Arnold.

On second thought, why don't I just get
my butt back to school?

to the beat of just one drum. What might
be right for you?

May not be right for many, but it's a
better beat than a long

call to.

They got nothing but the gene, but they
got different strokes to take, different

strokes to make, different strokes to do
the work, and it's not big.

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Just one drum What might be right for
you May not be right for some A man just

born He's a man of needs Then along come
two They got nothing but the genes But

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Oh, come on, Pearl. Give me a break.

Arch, why do I have to clean out my
closet? It's in perfect shape.

That doesn't cut it. You're going to
have to clean out that closet if it

all day.

Oh, but Pearl, if you keep me inside all
day, I won't get enough exercise and

fresh air, and I'll get weak and have to
walk on a cane and wear support holes.

Would you do that to a little kid?

Uh -huh.

Man, what a bummer. A man's closet is
supposed to be his castle.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Ooh, fiddly -dee, Mr. Red.

Arnold, what are you doing in that
closet?

Willis, what are you doing in that
mustache?

Well, this mustache is going to get me
into the domino club tonight.

What are they having, freak night?

Hey, Willis, can Charlene and I come in?

Entree, girls.

Hi, Willis.

What is that thing falling around under
your nose?

What are you up to, Willis? Well, my
favorite group, Pickety Witch, just

happened to be playing at the Domino
Club tonight.

Oh, I get it, and you have to be 18 to
get in.

Don't you think this adds a few years?

No, but it adds a few laughs.

My buddy Art and I are going. You girls
want to come?

Boy, I sure like him. Yeah, I love that
group.

Looks like you're going to need a couple
more mustaches.

But, Willis, we can't get in. They check
IDs.

No problem.

Get a load of this, music lover.

Willis, where did you get this fake ID?

From Art.

Let me see that.

Rinaldo Guerrera.

Well, you got to take what's available.

It was either Rinaldo Guerrera or Lars
Lundqvist.

You're really smart, Willis. You could
wind up with a record.

That's how it starts.

Little things at first. A fake mustache,
a phony ID.

That's how James Cagney got started.

You dug your ass.

Okay, kids, I'm off to my meeting.

Willis, Willis, are you all right? Oh,
I'm fine, Dad.

I just got something caught in my
throat.

I hope you didn't swallow it.

Well, listen, my meeting is going to run
kind of late, so I won't be home for

dinner tonight. Okay, Daddy, don't work
too hard. Okay. Bye. Come on, Charlene.

Have a nice evening, Mr. Drummond.

And that doesn't apply to you, Willis.

It suddenly got kind of chilly in here,
didn't it?

You know Charlene, Dad. She's moody.

Yeah. One day she hates him, and the
next day she can't stand him.

Pickety Witch, the Domino Club. What's
this, Willis?

Oh, just some new group that the kids
are really thrilled about, Dad. Have you

seen them?

Oh, no, I'd love to, but you can't get
in. You have to be 18.

Well, you'll be 18 soon enough.

Before you know it.

This is great.

Hottest group in town. The front row
seats.

I can't believe it. They didn't even
check our IDs.

Wow. Here comes our waitress. I think
I'm in love.

Hi, I'm Monique, and I'll be your
waitress this evening. May I see some

please?

Yeah.

Here.

Ronaldo Guerrero?

I see.

Hey, baby.

If you're ready to take our orders now,
I'll take two of you to go.

Are you really 20?

Well, I, um... You just seem older, more
mature.

Mature?

That's me.

Especially compared to some of the guys
who come in here.

Yeah, I know the type.

May I take your order? I'll have a diet
soda.

Me too.

Diet soda?

I'm in training. See, the coach at
Columbia University where I'm currently

enrolled wants me sober and skinny.

Me too.

That's why they call me the lean
machine.

Don't go away.

I won't. I won't.

You know, I think she goes for your act.

Me? So why don't you ask her out, hot
shot?

Well, I can do that.

What about what's her name?

Charlene? Yeah, her.

Some girlfriend. She wouldn't even come
with you tonight.

No, she was worried about her age.

My point exactamundo.

Charlene is just a girl, but Monique is
a woman.

You got a point there.

Here you go, guys.

Go ahead, ask her.

That'll be $4. For two diet drinks?

Of course, what a bargain.

So, uh, what sports do you play at
Columbia?

Where?

Oh, Columbia.

Um, some of them. Um, most of them are
baseball.

Ronaldo, you have a certain unspoiled
charm.

You really think so?

I really do.

What about me?

I'll try not to hurt you.

You know what I like about you even
more? Tell me.

Well, I appreciate the fact that you
haven't come on to me the way some other

guys do.

It just occurred to me.

You probably get the night off once in a
while, don't you?

Uh -huh.

Well, would you ever consider dating an
athlete who's currently enrolled at

Columbia University?

Oh, I think I'd like that.

How's tomorrow night look?

Tomorrow night?

It's great. It's my night off.

I better go back to work.

See?

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That old guy with the foxy chick?

Sure likes him young.

He sure does.

Another round of drinks?

Sorry, but I gotta get out of here. Why?

That's my coach back there.

That's your coach? He sure likes him
young.

No, Nicky, if he catches me breaking
training, I'm off the team. Bye.

Wait. We have a date. Remember? Call me.

Come on, Art. No way.

Is your coach not mine?

I came to see the show.

My Steve.

You know something?

You seem to be a little uncomfortable
tonight.

I'll bet I know what it is.

You're right.

A man my age can only hold his stomach
in for so long.

Don't try to joke your way out of it.
You're in great shape.

But I...

I get the feeling you think you're too
old to be out with someone my age.

Well, there is a little age difference.

One of us is 24 and one of us isn't.

Come on.

I know it's all right and you know it's
all right, but for some strange reason I

couldn't even tell my kids.

Really? I'm surprised.

You have a very young and hip outlook.

After all, you knew about the group
playing here tonight, didn't you?

Well, I try to stay in touch.

Dad and a young girl?

I swear.

She couldn't have been more than 24
years old.

24? I thought you said she was young.

Well, actually, I can understand why
she'd like to go out with Daddy.

It's very exciting to be with someone
who's older.

Don't say anything, Pearl, but last
night, Dad went out with a younger

My, my, my.

I know still waters run deep, but who'd
have thought your father would shoot the

rapids?

It didn't have something to do with sex.

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Dad.

How was your business meeting last
night? Good.

Very good. Better than I expected.

Coffee, Mr. Drummond? Oh, no thanks.
I'll just have orange juice.

I gotta get to the health club and have
a workout.

Mustn't overdo those workouts.

By the way, Pearl, I won't be home for
dinner tonight. I have another business

meeting. On Saturday night?

Oh, I don't mind. I love my work.

We know.

Well, I gotta run. Gotta stay in shape.

You make me feel so young.

Oh, Pearl, I won't be home tonight for
dinner either. I'm going to a slumber

party. Excuse me, guys.

You know, I just had a thought, Pearl.

I'd hate for you to go through all the
trouble cooking such a big meal just for

Arlo and me.

I wouldn't.

No, I mean, I got a big algebra test.

I can just fix the sandwich.

Hey, why don't you two make a night if
you can go out? I mean, grab a couple of

hot dogs and see a movie.

Now you're talking.

What do you say, Pearl?

How can I refuse a night on the town
with a younger man?

Come on, Arnold, help me clear.

Gee, I'm glad you called.

Listen, Monique, instead of spending the
night running around in smoky old

nightclubs, how would you like to spend
a nice quiet evening in a Park Avenue

penthouse? Whose penthouse?

Mine. I mean my roommate's. The address
is 697 Park Avenue, Penthouse A.

I'll order a pizza and the night is
ours.

Seven o 'clock comfortable?

It's me fine.

You're actually going to see this
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Monique, you'll wish your name really

was Rinaldo and you lived in Puerto
Rico.

Well, she's not going to find out. I
told her I had a killer algebra test,

I wasn't even going to take time out to
eat.

You're going to die young, Willis.

Come in, Pearl.

Oh, Arnold, please don't shoot me, but I
can't take you to a movie tonight.

Oh, no.

I just called my mother, and she doesn't
feel well, so I have to go over there

and take care of her.

Ah, that's okay.

I understand.

Sorry. But I'll fix you boys a nice
dinner and leave it for you.

Thanks, Pearl.

Well, lover boy.

Call off your date? No, I got a better
idea.

I'm going to lock you in this room.

What you talking about, Willis?

It smells like medicine.

Somebody sick?

Um, the plant had to take some special
food.

But it smells like it's on you.

Well, the plant won't take its medicine
unless I take some first.

Oh, Ronaldo.

Say, this is a really beautiful
apartment.

It's not much, but it's a roof over your
head.

You look very handsome tonight.

You look fantastic.

How about a drink?

Uh, no, but how about the music? Oh,
yeah, music. That's always nice.

You know, you can tell a lot about a man
from his record collection.

You've got a lot of new wave here.

Mattel, Devo, Sophie Tucker.

Sophie Tucker?

She's old wave.

Probably belongs to my father's
roommate.

My roommate's father.

Touch dance.

Isn't this better?

Oh, yeah.

Better.

You know, I don't know what it is about
you, Ronaldo, but I like it.

If you like it, it's yours.

I wonder who that can be. Someone with
bad timing.

It's probably the pizza guy.

I better go fix my lipstick.

I better fix mine, too.

Oh, it's right in there.

Hi.

Charlene.

Willis, why are you still wearing that
stupid mustache?

Well, um, it, um, I had to keep it on
because I got a lot of compliments.

I thought I'd grow real. underneath it.

Charlene, what are you doing here?

Well, I felt sorry for you, so I brought
you some dinner and I'm going to help

you study. Math is my best subject.

Come with me.

Why?

Because, um, Arnold is sick and he
shouldn't be left alone.

Oh, I thought I smelled medicine in
here.

Oh, dummy, I told you you shot the wrong
guy.

Ms. Charlene, oh, Wait here. Earl might
be sleeping in the nude.

Okay, Earl, tie for bed.

Hey, what are you doing?

Charlene just showed up and I told her
you were sick.

I'm not sick.

Well, you better start acting sick or
you're going to be sick.

can see you now.

Oh, you poor thing. What's wrong?

Oh, it's nothing. It'll go away.

Oh, well, I'm sure it will.

On second thought, this could become
very serious.

Well, you look all right and you don't
feel well.

I will in a minute.

From the Domino Club.

I was your cocktail waitress.

Did I forget to leave a tip?

No, no, I have a date with Rinaldo.

Rinaldo?

Yes, and if you're here to check up on
him, Coach, don't worry, I promise I

won't keep him up late.

Coach, why does everybody keep calling
me that?

I'm sorry, I don't know your name.

Where is this Rinaldo right now?

He's probably out in the kitchen with
the pizza.

I think I'll give him a hand.

Monique! Monique!

Monique, you've got to get out of here.

Oh, I was afraid of that. Is it because
your coach is here?

What coach?

Your coach, the one that was at the
club.

He's here now, my coach?

Yes, he is.

Uh -oh.

What are you doing?

What's going on here?

Yeah, I'd like to know that, too. I
think my thing was getting worse.

Who, may I ask, are you?

I'm his date.

Who are you?

Well, I'm his girl.

At least I was his girl. His girl?

How old are you?

Sixteen going on twelve.

Oh!

Monique, I can explain.

Sixteen?

You little devil, you had me fooled.

Aren't you even mad?

I'll handle the mad part.

I'll help you.

Well, I, uh, think it's time for me to
leave. So, uh, good night, everybody.

Good night.

Good luck, Willis.

And, uh, why don't you give me a call in
about four years?

And, Willis, don't bother calling me at
all. Oh, shut up. Let me explain.

Just give me a chance.

If you stop, I'll let me talk to you.
Oh, you couldn't have come at a better

time here.

I was just so flattered to have someone
in their 20s interested in me.

I understand that feeling.

That little anchovy.

I don't understand you, Willis. A fake
ID?

By the way, hand me that.

I don't think you know how serious this
is.

What you did was very dumb.

Remember, Dad, you're dealing with the
Duke of Dome.

All I wanted to use it for, Dad, was to
listen to that new wave group.

I didn't buy a drink or anything.

It doesn't matter. Just carrying it is a
punishable crime.

I've already been punished.

Monique knows I'm 16, and Charlene knows
I'm a jerk.

And I knew both of those things a long
time ago.

I better go call Charlene. At least she
can't throw pizza over the phone. Yeah.

So, Dad.

Now that we're alone, can you tell me
about that foxy young chick you've been

seeing?

What foxy young chick?

Willa saw you at the club.

Oh, that foxy young chick.

I'll tell you about her when you're
older, Arnold.

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