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But they got different strokes to take. Different strokes to take. Different

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There, 500 ,000 points. You did it, Willis. You broke the record.

I didn't think he could do it. Are you kidding?

I'm going to make a million points and beat the machine.

I've been put to the test and I am the best.

There he goes again. Captain Conceited.

Oh, you're just jealous, little brother. I'm going to be the all -time champ at

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Well, it's your one sucker with a head that takes up a lot of space.

You got to, Arnold.

Sometimes Willis bugs me. He thinks he's so good at everything.

He is.

He's great at sports.

He's president of his class.

He's a terrific dancer.

And he's tall, dark, and handsome.

Well, I'm short, dark, and ticked off.

Maybe if I practice real hard, I can beat Willis at this dumb game.

The monster's going to suck up his face, man.

Oh, no, he won't.

Oh, yes, he will.

I don't stink at these games.

Well, look on the bright side, Arnold. You set a record, too.

Yeah? It's the lowest score anybody ever made.

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Hi. It smells yummy.

Oh, I love Chinese.

Please, no talking to the cook while the kitchen's in motion. Why does the nurse

just lave over a hot stove, Daddy? I am tired of eating out every night.

Me too. It'll be nice for a change to have some mediocre food and bad service

right here at home.

Very funny.

How'd you like a sock with a walk?

Oh, Daddy.

Can I help you with anything?

No, thank you. Everything is under control.

Maybe I'd better check the oven. Not necessary.

When the food is ready, a cook has ways of knowing.

But there's smoke coming out of the oven.

That's one of the ways.

Oh, honestly.

Oh.

What was it?

Crispy duck.

It's more like cremated.

What's that horrible smell?

Your dinner.

That used to be a duck.

And I used to be hungry.

That's okay, Dad. We already ate.

What? You don't trust my cooking?

Oh, no, it's not that, Dad. It's just that we got hungry at the arcade.

I mean, you know, we had a couple of corn dogs and some chili chips.

You're out eating junk food while I'm home burning a perfectly good meal.

Well, why'd you stay at the arcade so late? You knew Daddy was expecting you

dinner. Oh, man, I couldn't leave. I was on a roll.

I set a new record for space sucker.

700 ,000 points.

At the risk of not being with it.

What's space sucker?

It's one of those weird video games, Daddy.

No, it's a terrific game. You see, Dad, you're a spaceman with a jet backpack.

Now, see, you have to blow all the mutants and asters out of the galaxy

the space monster just sucks you up. But if you hit the monster in the soft

spot, he spits you out and makes a funny sound.

Well, how did you do at it, Arnold?

I fell on my asteroid.

Well, don't worry. the champ here will help you improve your game. Would you,

Willis? Would you give me some pointers?

I mean, Arnold, what's the use?

You're just not coordinated.

I'm not?

No. I mean, your brain gives the command and your hands say, what are you

talking about?

Really, Willis, sometimes you're such a flake.

Come on, I wouldn't kill you to give your little brother some tips.

Ew.

father's supposed to do.

I mean, it's not my fault that you got all the brains and coordination and I

all the charisma.

Okay, look, it won't do any good, but I'll give you the book that I have on

to play the game. Because I don't need it anymore.

It's like I wrote the book.

Oh, brother.

Listen to him, honey. He's got a superiority complex.

Yeah, and the worst part of it is he really is superior.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't let it get you down, son.

I can't help it. I may be little, but I got big feelings.

You don't know what it's like to have an older brother who always teases you and

rubs your nose in it.

Hey, Willis doesn't really mean to put you down.

That's just the way it is between brothers. It's what they call sibling

What a life.

I get hit with sibling rivalry and I'm just getting used to puberty.

What is it in?

It doesn't. I'm still working on puberty.

Well, I'll show Willis. I'm going to read every word of that space circuit

and I'm going to practice every day.

That's the way to go. If you want something in life, you go for it. Don't

anything stand in the way. You show them you got determination.

You got spunk.

That's me.

Determination and spunk. That's just one thing I don't have.

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Five bucks for the machine. How about a loan?

How do I leave myself open like this?

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It was just inappropriate for my mother to be in the room. The tension is so

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Yeah, but you did great. You played a whole hour one quarter. And you got 300

,000 points.

And I've only been at it a week since I read this book. I can be just like...

You mean competed and obnoxious?

No, dummy. Good at the game.

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Oh, sorry.

Are you doing all your other training, Arnold?

Sure. I get up at four in the morning to do aerobics with my fingers.

Then I sharpen my reflexes by crossing the street at 42nd and Broadway.

I guess that's enough for now. See you at school.

Yeah, you go on ahead.

I feel hot this morning. I'm going to have one more game.

Arnold, if you're late again, you'll be in big trouble.

I can't help it, Dudley. A man's got to do what he's got to do.

Well, see you.

Oh, wait a minute, Dudley. You got a quarter for two dimes and a nickel? I

so.

Yeah, here. Thanks. I owe you two dimes and a nickel.

I know you guys don't like these pop quizzes, but I look at them as character

builders.

And speaking of characters...

Dudley, do you happen to know where Arnold is this morning?

Uh, no, ma 'am, but I'm sure he's got a good excuse.

Oh, yes, he's had a few of them.

Arnold must be really running up a score. He's never been this late before.

Yeah, I wonder what his excuse will be this time.

Why were you late this time, Arnold?

Oh, uh, see, um, I was on the bus, see, and I realized I left my books on it.

And it was going all the way uptown, so I had to catch the bus at 181st Street.

Ha!

We'll discuss this after class, Arnold.

Yes, ma 'am.

How'd you do at the arcade?

I broke 500 ,000 points.

Fantastic!

Aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, we were going to have a little chat, weren't we?

Arnold, this isn't like you. You've messed tests, your grades are dropping

you've been late to class three times this week, and you give me ridiculous

excuses.

Ridiculous? I kind of liked this last one.

Well, I didn't. Now, come on, what's going on? And I want the truth.

The truth?

Well, uh, I... Okay.

The truth, I'll give you the truth.

See, Miss Chung, my father's a very sick man.

Arnold, are you jiving me again?

No, honest, he really is sick, only he doesn't know it.

He's sick, but he doesn't know it.

Yeah, see, um, a couple of years ago, he was in a terrible car accident and got

amnesia. And it just came back. If you don't believe me, you can ask my dad.

Only it won't do any good because he won't remember.

Well, anyway, that's why I can't keep my mind on my schoolwork and why I've been

late to class.

I see.

Good. Bye.

You really broke 500 ,000 points, Arnold?

Honest. I'm getting closer and closer to Willis' high score. You got a good

chance to beat him this afternoon.

Yeah, it'll be just the two of us. Brother against brother.

A battle of blood and guts in the shootout at the O .K .R. Cave.

Man, you're tight, Arnold. Relax.

Relax?

What if Willis humiliates me in front of my friends? Me and my big mouth.

Don't worry about it, Arnold. Your friends already know you have a big

Thanks, Dudley. I needed that.

What happened to all that confidence?

Well, it's different now that I'm here.

You're not thinking of chickening out.

Well, no, I wasn't, but now that you mention it, let's give it some serious

thought.

Hey, Arnold, when's Willis going to show up? He's 15 minutes late.

Oh, he's probably afraid to show up. He knows my boy here is cool, collected,

and confident. Right, Arnold?

Yeah, right. I can't wait to get started.

Oh, here comes Willis. Does this place have a back door? I was halfway home

the guys reminded me of this dumb thing. Right, guys? Yeah.

But I promise, let's get this over with, Arnold. And remember, brother fool, you

asked for it.

Oh, yeah?

We'll see which brother's the fool, loose lips.

I believe the champion goes first.

And I'll spring for both quarters since I'm such a gracious winner.

Yeah?

Okay.

All right.

He watched his Arnold.

This is some rather... Come on, come on, come on.

points. You broke your record again.

Yeah, but I want to make a million points and beat this machine.

Oh, but anyway, that's enough to beat you, Arnold.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I broke my record, too. I got 790 ,000 points and something else you ain't

got. One more turn.

I think Lady Luck is about to kiss you off.

All you need is 135 ,000 points, which is almost impossible.

Or maybe you can do it if you don't choke up.

Arnold's not a choke artist.

Are you a choke artist, Arnold?

Go ahead, little brother. Play.

Come on!

I had it to you. You're the champ.

Thanks, Willis. Nice of you to say that.

I mean, why shouldn't I? After all, you were taught by the master.

You're right.

Yep. And it had nothing to do with getting kissed by ladies. Yeah.

And speaking of getting kissed, Willis...

What time tomorrow would you like to meet me

at Macy's window?

Yeah, this is he.

Oh, hello, Miss Chung.

Well, of course I remember you. You're Arnold's teacher.

I feel fine. Why?

You did?

Amnesia?

Aha.

Now, I see.

Well, I promise you that Arnold will be a changed boy, and I appreciate your

call. By the way, who am I talking to?

It's just a joke.

A joke.

Hello.

I'm very happy for you, Rocky.

But just calm down for a second.

Come here.

Sure, Dad.

I did great, didn't I?

You did, and I'm very proud of you.

But I'd like to talk to you about a very interesting phone call I had from your

teacher, Miss Chung.

What are you talking about, Dad?

You know what I'm talking about.

About being late for school because you were in the arcade.

About lying to your teacher and to me.

You're not going to deny that, are you?

No.

But I just had to be Willis' face sucker.

And besides, you were the one who told me if I wanted something in life, not to

let anything stand in my way, to go for it. That's right. But I didn't tell you

to break all the rules to get it, did I?

No. Well, it was nice having us for a chat.

Hold it.

Right here, please.

Was there something else?

There certainly was.

What was that?

In spite of my recent amnesia, I have not forgotten how to ground

you. I was afraid of that.

I guess pleading insanity wouldn't do any good.

No, pleading for your life would be more like it.

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