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Oh, come on, fella. Sophia, you had no
right to ask your hairdresser to come

over here to see me without my
permission.

I told you, she isn't a hairdresser.
She's a hairstylist.

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No doubt, with another one of your young
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Will you stop exaggerating? Now, please,
tell your hairstylist, thanks, but no

thanks. I'll stay with my regular
barber.

Dad, no one goes to a regular barber
anymore.

All the hip dudes have their hair
styled.

And do you think I'd trust these
precious locks to some clown with a red

white pole?

I went to one of those unisex places
once and they talked me into a perm.

It's not a pretty sight to see a middle
-aged man in curlers.

Oh, Daddy, I thought you looked cute in
curls.

Yeah, like an over -the -heel Shirley
Temple.

isn't one of those unisex people.

She's one of the best hairstylists in
this town.

You know, Daddy, with the blow dryer,
she can make your hair look twice as

thick, and that would make you look a
lot younger.

Look, I told you that I'm not...
Younger?

You think so?

Oh, I really do, Daddy.

Well, as long as she's on her way over
here anyway, I really shouldn't

disappoint her.

Okay, I'll give it a shot. Great job.
Great, Daddy.

I'll slip into something less
comfortable.

Now, hurry, Phillip. I'm expecting her
shortly.

Oh, it worked, it worked, it worked.

I'm so happy.

Hair really turns you on.

Come here. I've got a secret.

I don't really care who cuts his hair.

Running by me again?

Trust me, Arnold. What he needs is a
good wife in the September of his years.

Someone he can sit on the veranda with
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I say Dolores is the perfect one for
your father.

She's fun -loving, intelligent, she
likes people.

And is she ever beautiful.

At the hairstylist convention, she was
voted Miss Blow -Dryer.

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So would Dolores. That's why I'm doing
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Coming!

Hiya!

Come on in. I was just saying, I bet
that's Dolores.

Well, you're right.

Boy, look at the size of this place.

Where are the goal posts?

Good -looking mama.

I hope looks aren't everything. What
counts is what's underneath.

Hey, that looks pretty good, too.

Dolores, this is my family I was telling
you about.

My niece, Kimberly.

Hi. Likewise.

And this is Willard. Nice to meet you.

Likewise. And Arnold.

Hi, cutie.

Likewise.

I see that my hairstylist has arrived.

Dolores, this is my brother, Philip
Drummond.

Hi, Mr. Drummond.

Please, just call me Phil.

Well, what do you think?

A tease, cornrows, or maybe an afro?

You're paying.

You can have a poodle cut if you like.

Honestly, Mr. Drummond, you don't need
to do anything to your hair. It looks

fine the way it is.

I'd just be gilding a lily, so to speak.

That's okay.

Dad could use a little help with his
lily.

Where would you like to work?

How about the kitchen? I need the sink.

Fine, I'll take this. Just come with me.

Have you ever seen two people who were
so well matched?

He's attracted to her femininity, and
she's attracted to his, uh, whatever he

has.

You hear that? They're laughing.

I didn't know Dad had such funny hair.

Delores, I really do appreciate your
taking the trouble to come over here.

Oh, no problem, Phil. You said I can
call you that.

Anyway, it's on my way to the bowling
alley. I have to meet my team.

Oh?

What team is that?

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That's very catchy.

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We always kid Barney about which is
harder, the bowling ball or his bagels.

You know, I guess a guy like you thinks
bowling is kind of silly.

Oh, not at all.

I like bowling. You do?

How's your game, if I may inquire?

Well, it may be a little off, since I've
never bowled.

You have never bowled?

Boy, you sure missed a lot being rich.

I never looked at it that way before.

I bet you never even went roller skating
or been to the demolition derby. That's

my favorite. Every time a fender gets
knocked off, I get all misty.

I hope maybe I'll see one sometime.

You know, you're not what I expected in
a millionaire.

You're a real person.

Well, thank you.

So, listen, if you ever want to learn
how to bowl, it'll be my pleasure to

you a lesson.

If you're ever in the mood, just give me
a buzz.

Buzz.

I thought you'd never call.

Get away from that door.

It's not polite to eavesdrop.

But as long as you did, did you hear
anything?

Hey, that was fun.

What did she do to it? Nothing.

Well, whatever she didn't do, she did it
great.

Like I said previously, Phil doesn't
really need a haircut, so I'm taking him

bowling instead.

Bowling? Right.

And then after that, we're going to stop
at Barney's Boutique for a bagel.

Where the pies go to nuts.

That's perfect. That's where everybody
goes.

Say hello to Barney for me.

I love the Jewish soul food.

We'll do that. See you later, gang.

Philip. Yeah.

Oh, I'm so happy for you.

Me too.

Thanks, but I may not even like bowling.

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Man, Dad was sure charged up.

I can already hear those wedding bells.

In fact, I can even hear a baby crying.

I hope you don't hear the baby before
you hear the bells.

Yes, I'll be sure and tell him as soon
as he gets home. Okay, bye -bye.

Bye, guys.

Bye, guys. Can't talk now. Gotta get
changed. No, wait, Daddy. They just

you about that big dinner you're going
to Friday night.

Oh, the mayor's ball.

Right. The mayor wants you to sit at his
table.

Well, that shows you what a little charm
and a big contribution can do.

I gotta go.

Well, let's rush that.

Leave the man alone.

He's gotta go. He's heading for the
bathroom.

See, Dolores will be here any minute.

Oh, you know, she really is a breath of
fresh air.

She has been taking me to places I've
never been before.

And I love it.

Have I got a surprise for her.

really happy with Dolores.

We told you it would work out.

They've been out together every night
for a whole week.

I had a marriage that didn't last that
long.

We'll get it.

Come in.

Hi. Hi.

Hi, everybody. Hi.

Wow, I love your outfit.

Thanks. I picked it up at a sale at
Gimble's basement.

You can get real bargains there if you
know karate.

We're skating again.

Yep, your brother's a real good skater.

Oh, yeah, Dad's a cool cat, all right.
He's good at everything.

I know.

I bet you're excited about Friday night.

Friday night?

Yeah, the big ball. You and Dad get to
sit at the mayor's table.

Now, Arnold, you shouldn't have gone and
said that. That must have been a

surprise that he mentioned.

Oh.

Sorry, Dolores.

I have this habit of shooting from the
lip.

When your dad tells me I lack surprise.

Wow. Me.

At the mayor's table.

I feel like Cinderella.

My dad is your prince. A little creaky,
but still a prince.

Hi, Dolores.

Oh, hi, Phil.

I'm sorry. I hope I haven't kept you
waiting.

No, I just got here.

Let's go burn rubber, baby.

going to have a great week.

Tonight, roller skating.

Wednesday night, hockey.

Thursday, bowling. And then comes my big
surprise for you.

Surprise? Why, Phil, whatever could that
be?

You and I are going to be sitting in the
best seats in the house Saturday at the

Demolition Derby.

Demolition Derby?

Saturday? Right. I guess that really
surprised you, didn't it? It sure did.

but didn't you leave something out?

Oh, yes.

I read the crashed Collins won't be
driving. He broke his back again.

But we'll still have fun.

Philip, I think what Dolores means you
left out is that on most calendars

between Thursday and Saturday there's a
thing called Friday.

Oh, yeah. Didn't I mention that,
Dolores?

Oh, I have to go to a business dinner
Friday.

I won't be able to see you that night.

What you talking about, Dad?

I see.

Business dinner, huh?

Yeah. Well, let's go.

Forget it.

What do you mean?

I just lost my appetite for skating
tonight. I'm going home.

But we have a date.

I'm good enough for beer and pizza, but
not for champagne and caviar.

Dolores! Look, why don't you get someone
else to lace up your skates for you? I

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How did she find out about the marriage
ball?

From the big mouth with the little body.

Phillip, why didn't you invite her?

I just didn't think she'd fit in.

Fit in?

Dad, how could you do that to her?

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I don't have anything to apologize for.
In fact, she should apologize to me for

walking out. Philip, she had every right
to do it. Now that's the end of the

discussion.

I'm going to go upstairs and hang up my
skates forever.

Dad, you're messing everything up after
all that lying Aunt Sophia did to get

you two together.

What is that supposed to mean?

Yes, Philip, I invited Dolores over here
just to meet you. I don't give a hoot

about your old hair.

For all I care, you can go bald right
now.

I'll go bald when I'm good and ready.

Are you telling me that this whole thing
was a fix -up?

Dad, Aunt Sophia was only trying to
help. She said that in the September of

horizon, you need someone to watch the
Red Sails with before they blow out.

Well, if there's one thing that gets my
goat, it's matchmaking.

Sophie, will you please stop interfering
in my life?

Oh, it's such a shame.

I know they'd be so happy together if
they just didn't hate each other so

Where's my 10 .30 appointment?

Um, Mr. Jackson.

Jackson? Doesn't ring a bell. Maybe it's
a new customer.

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Oh, no.

What are you doing here?

I like your shampoo and a haircut, and
you can even check me out for a shave.

While we're at it, we can talk about my
dad.

I'd like to forget about your dad, and
you can forget about your haircut.

Oh, Dad, I've got a legitimate
appointment.

I've got the money to pay for it. How
would you like the NAACP to nail you for

discrimination?

All right, all right.

I'd like an egg shampoo.

Make that over easy, please.

Sorry, our chicken's on strike.

All right, then give me a once -over
lightly, careful on the sideburns, and

fluff me up an inch taller.

You've got it.

Look, he's really sorry for what
happened, and he wants to apologize to

Apologize? Did he send you down here to
test the water?

Dad's really broken up over this. Did
you ever see a millionaire cry?

It's pitiful.

Come on, Arno.

I mean it. His eyes are so red and
swollen.

He looks worse than he does when he gets
up in the morning.

Arno, are you jiving me?

Does this look like the face of a jiver?

I can't resist those cheeks.

Can Dad come down and apologize to you,
please?

You're real special to him.

Please. Please.

Put the poor guy out of his misery.

All right.

Thanks. Can I use your phone? I want to
call him at the office and tell him.

Sure. Help yourself, honey.

Will you mind giving me a little
privacy?

Dad would be embarrassed if you heard
him blubbering with happiness.

You must really be taking this hard.

I'm so flattered. I never had a man
blubber over me. Unless I belted him

just called. She wants you to go right
over to her beauty shop.

She wants to apologize for what
happened.

She's all broken up about it.

She was crying so hard over the phone, I
could barely understand it.

You should have heard her.

Oh, hi.

Hi, Dolores.

Listen,

if you like, I can come back when you're
not busy.

Oh, no, that's all right. It only takes
a second to apologize.

Right.

Well, would you like some privacy?

Oh, no. Lillian's an old customer.

I mean, she's like family.

How do you do?

My pleasure.

Well, I just want you to know that I
think it takes a lot of character for a

person to admit that they've been wrong.

I couldn't agree with you more.

And it's so much better. It's such a
relief when you get it off your chest.

Right.

Well, I'm ready anytime you are.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

Why do I get the feeling that something
isn't kosher here?

I have the same feeling.

Me too.

Bill, are you here for what I think
you're here for?

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think I'm here for... I know what I'm

for.

Sorry, my man.

Look, Arnold told me that you wanted to
apologize to me.

What? That little double -crosser.

Is this the face of a driver?

What's that supposed to mean?

Arnold came down here and said you
wanted to apologize to me.

What?

I'll take care of him when I get home.

Don't you dare lay a finger on that
darling little life.

Who's Arnold?

My son.

And he's a real down -to -earth kid,
considering he's got such a snob for a

father. Dolores.

If you level with me and said that you
didn't think I fit in with the mayor and

your people, I'd have understood.

But you were just kicking me out. You
were just some cheap kicks.

times that we had together.

She's just marvelous.

I've had the most fun that I had in
years.

Look, I didn't invite you to the mayor's
ball only because I thought that you'd

be uncomfortable.

I guess maybe I was just trying to save
you the embarrassment of not, well, I

won't say not fitting in. Well, what
would you say, Phil?

I'd say that I behaved like, like a
snob.

And I apologize with all my heart.

Please forgive me.

I'd be very unhappy to lose you.

Well, give him a break.

Thanks. That's okay, Phil.

Well, what do you say, Dolores?

I'm waiting.

Yeah, we're waiting.

Phil, you're a doll. I'd be very unhappy
to lose you, too.

Friends?

I can do better than that.

Man, if it doesn't work out with
Dolores, Dad's really going to be mad at

Hello?

Oh, hi, Dad.

Uh -oh.

Sure, hang on a minute.

He wants to talk to you, Arnold.

Did he sound angry or calm?

Real calm.

Then I'm in real trouble.

Hello, Dad.

Your loving son speaking.

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