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An Altec Jaguar warrior.
Whipped moving slayer of the ancient Mexican empire.
A zombie tribal fighter.
Ferocious barbarian of Central Africa.
Deadliest.
To find out, our world class fight is a test in history's most lethal weapons.
Using 21st century science, we'll see what happens when the two warriors go
-to -toe.
No rules, no safety, no mercy.
It's a duel to the death to decide who is the deadliest
warrior.
Welcome to the Fight Club.
A bloody battle zone where a green team of scientists, trauma doctors, and
weapons expert.
Test an arsenal of merciless killing tools to see who would win a death match
between two of history's most vicious fighters.
A fierce Aztec jaguar, cruel conqueror of 15th century Mexico, and a warrior
charged with collecting victims for ritual sacrifice.
Or a wild zombie tribal fighter.
19th century killer whose lust for blood terrorized Central Africa.
Lead scientist Jeff Damelin will use the most advanced technology to analyze the
warrior's strength and weakness.
So bring scientific equipment to the game in order to test the lethality of
these weapons.
Go!
ER physician Amon Dorian will weigh in on the real blood and guts of battle
damage.
This warrior can actually kill the other warrior with the weapon they're
wielding.
Computer Wiz, Max Geiger, will input all the findings into a battle simulation
program.
These two warriors were separated by 400 years in the Atlantic Ocean. They're
both using pre -gunpowder weapons, but these are some of the most exotic and
lethal arms we've seen.
The simulator will process the data to generate a true -to -life, never -before
-seen deathmatch between the Aztec Jaguar and the Zonday Warrior.
The winner will be the deadliest warrior, Aztec descendant and weapons
David Lavera.
To demonstrate the lethal fighting techniques of his pre -Columbian
Jaguar warriors were very passionate, committed, dangerous as all hell. So
they go in there to battle, they strike fear into the hearts of their enemies.
And literally rip them out.
Noble.
Mexican -born martial artist and boxer, Edesol Lopez.
Dueled in Aztec combat tactics and culture.
We're fierce, we're determined, we're wise, we're prepared, and we're going to
pull out their hearts.
Aztec warriors were forged in constant battle.
They loved going to war. They loved to fight. They loved to kill. To them, it's
just kind of like a no -brainer.
A century before Columbus discovered the New World, the Aztec Empire dominated
what is now Mexico and most of Central America.
The backbone of the mighty Altec army was the Jaguar warrior.
To intimidate the enemy, these brutal troops covered their bodies in the skins
of jaguars and moved just as swiftly.
The swift death wasn't granted to their enemies.
The jaguars' mission was something far more horrific.
They were the ones that went out there to collect the fresh meat, human flesh,
for sacrificial ceremonies.
Human sacrifice was believed to appease the gods and sustain the cycle of life.
There was a constant demand for fresh victims.
Then they would behead them and kick them down the temple steps.
But Team Zondi believed it'll be the Aztecs who were going down.
Holy Mustafa speak.
He was trained by his Zonday grandfather in African weaponry and Zonday combat
strategy.
The Zonday were tactical geniuses. The Zonday warriors, brute force, and
steel won the day.
Zonday authority, Gordon Jock, was born in the southern Sudan, the
traditional Zonday homeland.
He grew up mastering Zonday weapons and their battle psychology.
We Zondays kill.
We don't have time to take you back to camp. That's not our purpose to go to
battle. Our purpose is to take you out.
Zonday history is a chronicle of bloodshed.
They vanquished rival tribes to ensure scarce resources in a harsh land.
The Zandei fought their way to become the dominant tribe in Central Africa,
which now stretches from modern -day Congo to Sudan.
Zandei people were never conquered by a colonial power and turned the tables on
gun -toting slave traders with their poison arrows and savage blades.
They defeated and demoralized their opponents psychologically from their
to their appearance.
One of their fiercest tactics was making their enemies believe they were
cannibals. The Zandis actually went and filed their keys to make it seem real
that they can eat people.
Such strategies caused the Zandei warriors to be nicknamed Nyam Nyam,
meant great eaters. So imagine that sound coming down the warpath.
Nyam Nyam, Nyam Nyam, Nyam Nyam, Nyam Nyam, as they're coming at you.
Nyam Nyam, Nyam Nyam.
How will Africa's most feared fight affair against America's ruthless ritual
killer?
I'm giving this all to the Zandes.
They're an Iron Age warrior as compared to the Aztec Stone Age warrior.
So I'm guessing the Zandes are going to have at least one iron weapon that's
going to dominate this game. I actually think the Aztecs are going to take this,
because the weaponry that they're bringing, it was seriously
Aztec's weaponry secret?
Obsidian. Volcanic glass.
forged in red -hot lava.
You hear the term razor -sharp?
Obsidian blades are way sharper than a razor.
They're sometimes even sharper than scalpels.
The Aztec Jaguar's signature killing tool, the maquito, an obsidian -lined
sword club built for slicing and dicing.
This badass weapon, gentlemen, is called the maquito, and it was used in battle.
To immobilize your opponent.
This weapon is designed to serve the god, which is, in this case, for the
Descatlipoca, the god of the night.
It could take off limbs if wanted to, and there's even been an account that
could sever a horse's head.
You've heard a lot of legends that don't actually bear out on this show.
I gotta see that happen, man. Let's do it.
To test the legend, a ballistic gel horse's head, the same size and density
muscular stallion.
Well, thanks to our deadliest warrior armorers, this is quite possibly the
time we've seen this weapon in use in 500 years.
What are we going to test? The damage and severing ability of the obsidian.
I gotta take a look at this thing.
Oh, come on!
I can't believe this!
Whoa, careful, man. There's bits of obsidian in there, man. We got bones
and ripped through. I think this is more blunt force than cutting.
Well, the beauty of this weapon is it's actually both.
You lost most of your weapon. You've killed two people and that's it.
You got this whole other side for both of you.
The high -speed footage reveals the McQueetle's ex - Extraordinary ripping
power. You know what I love about the use of this weapon?
It's hit and stick and then drag through.
And all those raggedy edges we saw in the obsidian, this is more like a
wound as opposed to a cutting wound, which is going to bleed much, much more
than a cutting wound.
It's like an obsidian chainsaw.
Coming up, Team Zonday thrusts back.
Aztec Jaguar or Zonday Warrior?
You will be.
The deadliest warrior.
Back at the fight club.
Our experts are gearing up for a battle between two ancient warriors.
An Aztec jaguar. The ruthless ritual killer from 15th century America.
And a zombie warrior.
The terrifying tribal fighter from 19th century Africa.
When these two warriors face off... They will each bring their own exotic
arsenal of deadly weapons.
The Aztec Jaguar strikes with... The Aztec Jaguar strikes with... The
Aztec Jaguar strikes
with...
are all created to kill.
Zande's primary weapon was a powerful spear designed to penetrate deep and
destroy.
The MacRiga.
The terrifying Zande multi -spike spear.
This is the Zande warrior's pride and joy.
The MacRiga.
It is meant for maximum damage.
It lacerates on the way in.
And on the way out. Straight up disembowelment.
Exactly.
You've got 300 pounds of beef packed with entrails and blood.
And we're going to see just how much damage this McRooker can do going in and
coming out.
We've seen some barbed weapons, but this and what came out of this is just
beyond anything I can imagine the pain that that man is going through.
I mean, it looks like actually when you enter, it goes in real smoothly, but on
the way out, it grabs the organs and harvests them out.
Pretty nasty way to die.
This is quite possibly the best high -speed video I have ever seen. Ever
Yeah, and look at the angle of the blade. It's going in along the ribs, not
against the ribs, so it smoothly goes through. And you're looking, what are
going to sew here? What are you going to repair? You can't repair anything here.
It's jelly. It's like a Cuisinart on the inside.
Which warrior's primary weapon has the greater killing power?
Aztec L 'Equital Sword Club or the Zonde Macriga Spear?
The sweeping ability, the sharpness.
And the ripping ability of the McQueedle is where I'm giving my side to.
I got to disagree. I got to go with the McQueedle.
Once you get in and you get that jagged movement all around, your zone of trauma
is huge. The chance of death or insta -kill is really high. Sure, sure. But it
also is possible to get inside the reach of that spear. I got to go with
McQueedle. Obsidian chainsaw. It will tear you apart.
In mid -range weapons, the Aztecs get the edge with the McQueedle.
The Team Zonday is undeterred.
Their ancestors killing with a virtual instinct.
They needed to fight in order to protect their resources, protect their family,
and also to expand their empire.
Young Zonday men lived and breathed hand -to -hand combat.
Powerful body structure and continuous training made them as physically strong
as their iron weapons.
The Zande warriors had a take -no -prisoners approach, only killing right
on the battlefield.
Aztec society was also based on war, but for them, it was for their gods.
To keep the universe stable, the Aztec believed their gods demanded a steady
supply of human blood.
So every Aztec male was duty -bound to wage war and take sacrificial prisoners.
Military training started at an early age.
Even their recreation had a savage side.
Our toys aren't little wicker baskets.
Our toys are weapons. They never leave our side and we're with them training 24
-7. We sleep, we dream, we eat.
Weapons and battle. That is it.
Those warriors who showed exceptional skill were initiated into top military
orders such as Jaguar.
They were brutal.
No mercy.
You're not a fighter. You're a soldier. You're a soldier of God.
Each of our teams is confident of victory, but only one can be their
warrior.
Coming up, can a long -range weapon bring a quick end to the battle?
Back at the Fight Lab, we are fitting two of history's most cruel combatants
against each other.
An Aztec Jaguar warrior versus an African Zonday fighter.
Both brutal in battle, but in different goals.
Fast, but very agile, and we fight for a greater purpose.
The Aztecs believed war was a sacred activity.
It was not so much a matter of killing the enemy as of capturing him for
sacrifice to their god.
The Aztecs are not psychos.
The Aztecs...
We're warriors of God.
On the other side, Zonday warriors had no time for prisoners.
War was to protect power and resources.
If you think you will take over what we own, we will show you pain. We will kill
you, spear you down.
The Zonday warriors' most notorious weapon, a throwing knife that dive bombs
an enemy like a flying buzzsaw.
This is the Kapinga.
As you can see by the way the barbs are arranged, it's meant to do maximum
damage in any way it hits the body.
As it flies through the air, it has the potential to go around a shield.
Angular momentum.
What's with the bottom barb?
It's a sign of masculinity. And only the most feared and powerful warriors can
carry this weapon.
The team heads out to see if the Kapinga can take down a squad of Aztec
warriors. They would throw it over here, impale the head, the neck, anything in
upper torso region. The blades on these are so long that this definitely has the
potential to kill. Exactly. I do have questions about the accuracy of this
weapon. You guys think you can deliver?
Let's do it.
Oy,
you're obviously ready.
Three, two, one, go!
They hit the shield and then it bounced off and hit another
guy.
Got that bitch.
This basically is going straight through the midsection of the abdomen, which is
really the only way to cause an instant kill.
But you actually did it with the hand.
You're classifying this as an insta -kill? This is an insta -kill.
You also throw it horizontally to take a man's leg completely from underneath.
That's something I gotta see.
The test target.
Legs of beef.
Similar to the bone density and thickness of a human attacker. Go!
Oh, God.
Got it.
Yeah! I think it's actually stuck in the bone.
Oh.
This is as bad as it could get. If you want to actually dismember somebody,
is the perfect way to do it.
Let's start with the heel test, Alan.
Twice your shoulder.
Notice how he wants to keep going. He wants to keep rolling through.
It's like watching the devil roll dice.
You don't know which end is going to hit you, but it's going to hurt no matter
what.
The Aztecs aren't impressed.
We're being very deceived by the visuals.
And how many times are you going to find?
Five bodies with only one shield.
Doesn't matter how many. No, it matters. You want to know why? It matters.
Because as we just proved, the Kapinga hits the shield, rotates away from the
shield, and hits any other parts. There's no way. There's no way this can
us. Who the hell comes into battle with a piece like that?
They can barely even throw the thing. I'll let them taste the end of my atlatl
here.
The Aztec answer to the Zonday Kapinga is the first true weapon system created
by man.
A two -part killing tool developed over 10 ,000 years ago.
The Tlatlotsli.
A long, flexible spear with an obsidian point.
And its companion launching device, the Atlatl.
Combination produces long -distance assassination.
This is the Atlatl.
It looks pretty harmless, but think again.
It's a weapon.
This is the ammo.
With an obsidian tip, we'll definitely go through a human body like a blowtorch
through butter.
They'll first test the Tlatlotsli spear without the added power of the atlatl.
There we go.
41 miles per hour.
Oh, nice.
The spear's range easily surpasses the capinga's.
But the greater the distance, the poorer the accuracy.
So David turbocharges his spear.
Yet Lattel artificially lengthens a warrior's arm, increasing the arc over
the spear can be slung.
54 miles per hour.
Nice hit.
Holy mackerel.
This is not a weapon.
You want to play with it? Look at this. This is a piece of wood and what?
Obsidian? Prove to me how this is done. Brother, this is all killing.
Doesn't matter what you use. As long as you kill, that's what matters.
And a little piece of obsidian is going to kill us. It's going to puncture my
leg. Well, screw the arrows.
I'll just chase you down and beat you with it.
Guys, guys, enough talk here.
The Zande are posing the question, can it kill? Let's go find out. We've got a
pig set up. Let's do it.
A pig carcass comes closest to replicating human flesh and bone.
Right between the legs.
That's got to hurt in some way.
Bleeding like a stuff.
It's a bleeder.
Wounds here are actually going through muscle and soft tissue. Obviously, it
would be painful, would make this arm very difficult to use, but this would
kill. This is the spear that did the most damage.
There's the blood.
Interesting. It kind of whipped back into the body, probably causing even
trauma, bringing the pain.
Team Zonday believes their wickerworth shield, the tube, can deflect anything
the Atlatl can deliver.
You're done.
Boom. See the wave go up both sides of the shield like that?
That's absorbing energy. But fear still made it through. And it's making it
through at a significant length. And that basically means the shield didn't
work. It's a kill.
So which long -range weapon do our experts believe has the edge?
The Zonday Kapinga or Aztec Atlantis?
Although the Atlassian spear had the greater range, the greater killing power
came from the Kapinga. I've got to give it to the Kapinga. In long -range
weapons, the Zonday warrior takes the air.
With the Kapinga coming up, the battle intensifies.
We're going to slaughter and sacrifice this Zondas even.
Both teams prepare to test their most insane weapons yet.
An Aztec Jaguar, a warrior charged with capturing enemies for ritual slaughter,
versus a Zonday warrior, the African fighter who was never conquered, who
win in a battle to the death.
The Aztec army was very smart, very efficient, because they developed their
strategies really well. The Aztec warriors fought as an army.
The Zonday warriors were individuals, capable of thinking for themselves.
Acting for themselves.
All they care about is dancing around and trying to intimidate you. No.
Uh -uh.
Don't fly with me.
The Aztec sacred tool for close -range slaughter.
The tech paddle knife.
A diabolical dagger with an obsidian blade.
This is a tech paddle.
This is a dagger used in battle also.
Made for cutting out the human heart while it's still beating. Okay, why
you want to do that? It's for ceremonial purposes.
Maintain life and prosperity for each people.
The Aztec high priest would offer to the gods human blood.
He would plunge the ceremonial tech paddle daggers, tearing open the
victim's chest.
Like most blades, the Tech Paddle is very brutal on the battlefield.
But this is a once -in -a -lifetime opportunity to demonstrate the bizarre
ceremony that it was actually used in. Our team will test the Tech Paddle's
ability to carve open a human chest with a ballistic gel torso specifically
crafted to simulate live flesh and bones.
We do this procedure in the emergency department all the time. It's called a
thoracotomy. But we don't use this technique. Yeah, you laughed there,
No, no. You cut out hearts.
Yeah, well, we don't cut out hearts. We need to get access to the heart. And the
way you're going to get access to the heart that we do nowadays is actually
between the ribs.
What he's doing is going under the ribs. You've got to lift that rib cage and
dig in and actually tear that heart out. Very brutal. Of course, in his game, he
wants death. In my game, we don't.
Ed, are you ready?
Yes!
Three, two, one, go!
This
is
not right.
Where's he gone?
Entertain yourself.
Doctor. You know, an interesting factor, guys, when you actually rip a heart
out, it'll continue to beat. Having said that, the last image this person would
have was somebody's hand dug in holding his heart. Yeah, this was pretty. It did
its job. It was nice. Nice display, good theatrics, but how effective is it?
Dude, you just plucked a heart out of a dude's chest.
It's not carving Thanksgiving turkeys here. Our tool, take the head completely
off with one blow.
And on the sharpest combat blade, the Makraka Turb Knife. Two feet of iron
a vicious edge.
This is the Makraka.
The inside of the blade is the sharpened edge, and it will cut across the neck
smoothly. Picture this with me.
You have a human head tied to a stabbing tree. A branch is bent.
The head is attached to the tree.
You have the executioner.
taking a stance just like this.
And with brute force, he would drive the sword through.
The head would go flying.
Catch it, catch it, catch it.
Touchdown.
Well, you know what? That's certainly going to buy you style points, and
something we can test.
So let's get to it.
Let's go play.
Because we've seen the tech paddle used as an execution device, to make a valid
comparison, we're going to test the Makaraka against a target simulating a
prisoner.
Oh, man.
This is unbelievably impressive. This gives a whole new meaning to bob and
weave. This is exactly what would happen.
You get your carotid pumping.
Don't splash anything this way.
Here's the sick thing.
this body is going to still be fed blood. It's still going to be moving for
least 30 seconds after this head is hanging out.
So this body dies after the head is off.
That's execution for you, Zandi style.
The high speed shows them a crocker's surgical precision.
So what's happening here with that tension on the neck is the neck is
separating as it's cutting through as opposed to the weight of the head
collapsing and gripping onto that soil.
So which short -range weapon gets the edge?
Makraka basically rocked on. I mean, you cannot compare the two. I mean, it
used, for the first time, surgical precision.
Ed, Makraka makes Raka.
Makraka makes Raka.
In short -range weapon, the zombie Makraka takes the edge.
Coming up, Team Jaguar strikes back.
In a showdown between an African zombie fighter and an Aztec jaguar, our
experts are moving closer to determining which one of the sadistic slayers will
be the deadliest warrior.
The Aztecs spend so much time dancing and prancing, making their weapons
beautiful, while we're doing everything to make them deadly.
They fight for what? They don't have a reason to really, truly fight.
We fight for greater cause. We have the gods on our side.
They have nothing.
The Aztecs believe the Zonday warriors will never get close enough to touch
them. They have a special weapon that can deliver a crushing death at a
of more than two football feet.
The Tematlatl Blink.
An agave fiber strap that holds specially crafted killer stones.
This here is a temetlatl. Basically what we do is we take these football -shaped
rocks. We can hurl this up to 660 feet.
This temetlatl is made of an agave plant, which we use to make most of our
clothes and our alcohol.
This looks like it's been formed or handmade.
Yes, yes, we do have a stone carver that forms them all the same way. That way
they're the same texture and same weight. That way when we go into battle,
won't have to worry about compensating.
You're going to bring a piece of string and a rock to a fight?
What kind of sense does that make? I see the attitude that your tribe has as
warriors. Oh, yeah, brutal.
Because you don't respect the weapon.
And it's not about the extravagancy of the weapon or the look of the weapon,
about how efficient can you be with any material you have in your hands and make
it a weapon.
Could an Aztec sling take out an unhelmeted Zonday warrior?
I'm ready when you're ready, Dave.
Ready. Rocket.
Whoa! So close.
53 miles per hour.
Oh, 62 miles per hour.
52 miles per hour.
Yes!
Woo, 64 miles per hour.
Three hits out of five, so that's pretty good.
This one actually, you know, you knocked off, did get a skull fracture because
there's some bleeding, probably a concussion. This is a likely kill.
If it's depressed or goes in, the chance of there being bleeding inside the
brain is very high.
This one probably will have a lot of problems from this point for their
but this is not a death strike.
So we'll say maybe one out of the five is dead. Two are severely injured.
The nice thing is the center of the face. I mean, that is an accurate shot.
Bang, bang, boom, done.
And this is the largest mass.
sling projectile we've seen. So the combination of those two makes it a lot
blunt force trauma for a sling that we've ever seen. It's bringing that
power. It's definitely the most deadly sling we've seen.
It caused the blunt force trauma or whatever.
So we have a weapon that's going to cause death.
The Zonday Warriors answer to the Aztec sling.
The Boto Bow and Pima Arrow.
A specialty weapon with a double dose of death.
What makes this a special weapon? We've seen a lot of bows and arrows.
It's not just a bow and arrow, I would put it. It comes with poison. It's
benge. It's collected from a creeper called Liana.
The Zonde warrior would bathe his barbed arrows in the toxic concoction before
battle.
Today's chemical equivalent is straight knife.
Strychnine is actually used today to kill rats. It's rat poison. What it
it makes your body fasciculate, and then in larger dosages, it stops you from
breathing, and then you die.
Fasciculate?
Fasciculate's like jerking around. Your muscle starts twitching, upper and
lower. Almost kind of looks like a seizure, but you're alert.
Stakes have definitely been raised. We've got a neurotoxin, and it's time
some chemical warfare.
Let's go, baby. Come on.
Okay, Gordon.
I'm 35 feet out. We've got our gel corso set up.
Ready to rock?
Well, I mean, this was a very impressive display of the use of the bow and
arrow. As you can see, look, this one's hitting the liver.
A lot of blood in the liver. You're going to get bleeding out. But the
part about the bleeding is you get the strychnine poisoning.
So we saw that the strychnine does get into the bloodstream. Let's see how deep
this actually goes in the body.
A little difficult to pull out, but we're...
about two inches, and we know that we need about three inches to actually
significant amount of death trauma, and we're not getting it. So I think it does
need the Strychnine to actually become a killing tool by itself.
But you also got to take into consideration that we also have armor.
The Ichikawi Pili was a two -finger -thick cotton armor.
It was soaked in saltwater brine to make it so hard it would repel arrows.
Chest injury, with a fast impact, it can actually withstand quite a large load,
like up to about 1 ,000 pounds.
So in order to injure this guy behind this armor, I think you're going to have
to penetrate it.
Okay, Gord, let's see if you can penetrate that cotton armor. You ready?
And loose!
The arrows appear to have penetrated the armor.
But how much?
No, it's barely the tip. Barely the tip.
The armor takes off about that much.
So, two things. One, it's not going to kill you just by the strike itself. And
two, it's not going to get the poison in where it needs to get it for it to act
fast. I'll be damned. The mattress pad did its job.
How does the Aztec Tematlatl sling stack up against the Zande, Bottle Bow, and
Pima Arrow?
We saw some very accurate flinging today. David did some very impressive
In combination, sling, cotton armor, I gotta give it the edge.
Special weapon, the Aztec Jaguar gets the edge with a tematlattled sling.
Coming up, Zonday warrior, Aztec Jaguar.
The battle begins.
The Zonday Biter.
And the Aztec Jaguar.
Our experts have finished their exhausted testing of the legendary
most lethal weapon.
The time has come to find out who is the deadliest warrior.
The team tested lethal weapons for both the Aztec Jaguar and the Zonday Warrior.
For long -range weapons.
The Aztec Tlacotzli Spear and the Atlanta Launcher went up against the
Kapinga Throwing Knife.
The Kapinga is an awesome -looking weapon. When you put a man's genitals on
weapon, you're making a statement. And having it perfectly balanced to fly
through the air without losing energy, that's a weapon I'm going to fall in
with.
Edge, Zonday Warrior.
Mid -range weapons, the Zonday Makrika Spear.
I'm beating with the Aztec McQueetle Sword Club.
The McQueetle is a nasty spear.
But at the end of the day, I think it's just another spear, compared to the
McQueetle, which might look like a fake sword, but it's got those multiple
obsidian edges, and in our test, was able to decapitate a horse.
Come on!
Edge, Aztec Jaguar.
Sword range weapons, the Aztec Tick -Tackle Dagger.
was opposed to the Zonday Makraka Curved Knife.
I have to give it to the Makraka. This is one of the few times where somebody
says surgical precision and we actually see it.
It's Zonday Warrior.
The special weapons, the Zonday Bottle Bow and Pima Poison Arrow, were pitted
against the Aztec Pema Battle Sling and Cotton Body Armor.
I gotta give the Edge to the sling. It had higher killing potential, and the
Jaguar Warriors' cotton armor reduced the penetrating power of those arrows.
Edge, let's take Jaguar.
Prevent a showdown from being won by a lucky blow.
Max will simulate a thousand battles using a computer program developed by
Slytherin Studios.
It will be a bitter, bloody battle of opposites.
One kills for his gods and empire.
The other slaughters the punishment and power.
All the results are in, and it's time to run the simulation and find out who is
the deadliest warrior.
Thank you.
Aztec Warriors emerged victorious.
552 kills.
The Aztecs, 448 kills.
That said, the Aztecs still had the most effective weapon, which was the
McWheel. But the Aztecs were able to hit consistently and kill at all ranges in
the simulation.
Every weapon the Aztecs brought to the game was the fiercest looking thing I
have ever seen.
Sorry, Aztec Warriors.
Maybe next time.
Yum yum.
Two of the world's most feared villains wage war as Nazi Germany's Waffen -SS,
the backbone of Adolf Hitler's evil empire, battles Vietnam's Viet Cong.
not here to argue ideology.
We just want to do clean tests of the weapons and the warriors behind them.
all you deadliest warrior. Next Tuesday at 10 on Spike. Did your deadliest
warrior pick survive the final battle? I don't think we expected to lose. Go to
warrior .spike .com right now and join the debate on the deadliest warrior
aftermath.
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