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Boom!

Wait for me, Sergeant.

Well, hello there, Clarence, old boy.

Where is everybody, huh?

Getting automated as per government orders.

Hi there, Paula.

Hi there.

What do you mean, automated?

Up at the clinic, you'll find the boys. They're waiting for you and the serum.

Well, you'll find my father, the scientist, over yonder, breaking in a

-new second -hand tractor, much to the chagrin of Judy and Modoc.

M .O .D .O .K., will you two get out of the way?

Don't you understand? You don't have to do the physical work around here

anymore.

That's what the tractor's for.

Yeah, we're modernized, mechanized. Now, come on, beat it.

M .O .D .O .K., move it off.

Come on, now.

For Pete's sake.

You'd think they wanted to do the work around here.

Baskin, good to see you. It's good to see you guys again.

That's been a long time.

Too long.

Well, I guess this must be the stuff. That's right.

And I don't mind telling you, I am relieved to get rid of it.

Now, it's got to be kept refrigerated, you know, and protected.

Protected? Oh, yes. As a matter of fact, Hedley is due here in a couple of hours

to chaperone this package to Nagoro.

Well, Hedley. Hello, Judy girl.

How's my sweetheart?

Oh, about Hedley.

He's been called to Mawinda to help put out a forest fire.

So I guess you guys have what Hedley might call a security problem.

Thank you, Judy.

But I think Wamero is going to need more than one willing chimp to help protect

this treasure.

What's with her?

Who knows?

Hey, you don't really think that somebody would try to steal this

you? Oh, boy, that's heavy.

I'm only a public health service technician, but I do know that this

the only thing that we've got to help prevent a cattle fever epidemic.

Now, if the ranchers couldn't get it from us, they would pay any price to get

on the black market. Well, Bascom, in that case, your security is in good

Believe it or not, Romero has installed an alarm system.

Yes, part of the government's automation program. Show him, Jack. Well, here,

look. It's very simple. We've got these electric eyes on all the windows and...

Excuse me, Sergeant.

Here on the door.

So, in short, when the system's on, nobody can come in or, for that matter,

leave without setting off the alarm.

It's absolutely foolproof.

Well, I hope so, because...

You guys and your automated safety system are guarding over $100 ,000 worth

vaccine. Wow.

Let's put it in the refrigerator.

Hey, give me a hand, would you guys?

Judy, Judy, I told you before, you cannot come in that way anymore.

I guess I'll have to give her a little instruction on our alarm system.

Hey, what do you want?

She wants to show us something.

What's this all about?

Well, Judy just brought all of her friends to stand guard.

To protect the vaccine.

See, Judy and her friends don't know we've gone modern. Until recently, they

were the security guards at Wilmere.

But with your new electric eye alarm system, do you really need animals?

No, not anymore.

Go on, Judy. You can go. We don't need you.

Go on, Judy. Take them away.

Thank you, Toto, but we don't need that anymore.

Judy, we don't need that either.

Now, I want you two to take a good look at this.

This is our brand spanking new automatic coffee maker.

There's no more perking or messing with a lot of water.

Everything's done the modern way automatically.

Oh, Judy.

None of this.

I think we better have a little talk. I know this coffee maker looks very

simple, but it's quite difficult. So from now on, I'll be the only one making

coffee, okay?

Look,

I know you two want to help.

But you mustn't anymore.

I'm going to do things the modern way.

Oh, come on, you guys. Don't be so difficult.

Look at it this way.

There's a lot less work for you now.

progress oh come on you two don't be so old -fashioned why with all of dad's

modernization we're beginning a whole new way of life now come on don't fight

try and relax i'm sure you're just going to love it

He he he!

Judy!

What are you doing with that sign?

Well, are you guys hungry today? You didn't eat a thing yesterday.

What's the matter with you guys?

Judy, look what I brought you. Some grapes.

Judy, these are not sour grapes. They're sweet grapes.

Maybe you'll eat them when the weather cools off.

Now, Judy, go put that sign back.

Toto?

Brought you some bananas.

Hey, Clarence.

Look what I brought you.

Well -seasoned meat.

Your favorite kind.

So don't eat it too fast, because the last time you had heartburn kept us up

night. Okay?

Toto, are you sick?

You don't seem to have a fever.

You better eat a little something.

Be stubborn. I don't care if you do go hungry.

Boy, you're really grateful all this hard work that Jack and Mike have gone

to give you your own restaurant. And this is the way you pay them back.

Well, I suppose you don't care if you eat either.

Well, here you go.

Now, how do you guys expect to grow up big and strong?

Most ungrateful group I've ever seen.

Look at you, Modoc.

You haven't been eating either.

You look like you've lost 20 pounds.

Who's ever heard of a skinny elephant?

Here it is.

Eat it whenever you want to, but don't expect me to spoon feed you. That goes

for all of you.

Let's throw it over here.

Okay.

Well, I think we're all prepared for our visitor.

Hey, stand by, Mike. Here he comes now.

Okay.

Well, one thing for certain, if it doesn't stop a thief, at least it'll

him to death.

Ah, congratulations.

It really works.

Thank you very much, sir.

Better reset it, Mike. Right.

Well, there you have it.

If anything breaks one of these beams... Well, you heard it. And it rings until

someone turns it off.

What did I tell you about not coming to the clinic?

Judy, we'd better get it all straight again now.

Well, you know the cattle vaccine is in the refrigerator, right? You even had

your friend Stan guard, remember?

But we told you then we don't need your help.

Judy, we've installed this alarm system so that if anybody comes through that

door or through any of these windows, it'll go off, just like it did when you

came in. Now, you don't want that to happen, now, do you, girl, huh?

So no coming into the clinic unless you're with one of us, all right?

I know, I know. You just want to be of help.

But until Heavy picks up that vaccine, Judy, will you do me a favor? Will you

just be a plain, ordinary chimpanzee for a change?

Go on, go play with your friends.

You know, I'm beginning to think the animals are mad at us for not letting

work.

That could be.

Anyhow, Marshal, we have the whole thing set up just as we planned. Two sets on

every window, three on the door.

And the master switches are concealed here in this medicine cabinet.

Well, that's very interesting, but when you want to get out, how do you get out

silently, that is?

Aha. The last person out sets this master switch and this primer switch to

Yes, fine. But once it's on, it's on, isn't it? I mean...

How do you get out without setting off the alarm?

There's our little stroke of genius.

The primer switch activates a 15 -second delay timer. It's elementary.

Well, it's huge genius. Huge genius. Well, by George, you fellows have really

done a job.

Well, the vaccine's all safe and secure.

Well, inasmuch as we seem to have passed inspection, might I suggest a well

-deserved automated coffee break?

Well, as everyone said, I think it's a jolly good idea.

Well, I can see we can use some more coffee. Yes, I'll go along with that. Uh

-huh.

You know, I haven't seen Judy for a while.

Oh, she's probably around sulking somewhere, if I know Judy.

No, more likely plotting some dire revenge.

You know, Paula, this coffee is better than Judy's.

Well, don't let Judy hear you.

Oh, your coffee stopped.

Oh, I knew it was too good to last.

Yeah.

Government edict or no government edict, I somehow get the feeling that Romero

and automation were not meant for each other.

I wonder what's wrong with it. Oh, it's probably a loose plug.

I'll take a look.

Yes, indeedy. Here's your little loose plug right here. Judy, what in the

dickens has gotten into you anyway, huh?

Her feelings are hurt, Dad.

It's the coffee.

Yeah.

Judy, run along now before you get into more trouble, huh? Scoot.

Boy, she's really been a nuisance lately.

I'll buy that.

Well, Mike, automation or not, I think we better get back to our chores, hmm?

For some strange reason, this compound does not run itself.

That's for sure.

Boys have really been working hard on that project.

Yes, indeed.

Cattle vaccine's terribly important, isn't it?

Yes, if anything should happen to that vaccine, well, one thing's for certain,

it would destroy my faith in modern science.

Oh, speaking of Judy and the other animals. I was just enjoying myself.

No, seriously, Dad. I stopped by the cages and they haven't eaten this back.

Well, I wouldn't worry about it. You know, like children, they'll eat when

get good and hungry.

Well, I think I'll get back to my little tractor.

I'll come by and watch a little later on. All righty, fine.

But do me a favor. Don't bring any four -legged friends along.

All right.

I don't need you anymore.

My new tractor will do all the work.

With your new electric alarm system, do you really need animals?

Judy and her friends don't understand we've gone about it.

Go on, Judy. Take your friends away from here. We don't need them anymore.

Now, I know you two want to help, but we don't need your help anymore.

That cattle vaccine's terribly important, isn't it?

Well, if that vaccine was stolen, well, I'll tell you one thing for certain.

It would destroy my faith in modern science.

Vaccine was stolen.

Destroy my faith in modern science.

um

What's your problem?

What's the matter?

Something's wrong.

The clinic?

Judy, is something wrong with the clinic?

Taylor, we ought to get Marsh.

Well, the alarm didn't go off.

Let's check it.

What is it, Judy?

Well, the door's closed. The alarm's not ringing.

One of the little jokes?

Judy, no.

The alarm. Nothing happened.

It's not working.

The vaccine's gone.

It's been stolen.

We better get Marsh. Judy, go fetch him, quick.

I don't see how the thief did it. What could have happened to the alarm system?

Both the switches are off.

Sure are. I set those switches myself.

You see anything?

No.

Maybe we'd better look outside.

He might have left footprints or something.

Well, not a sign, not a track, not a trace, nothing.

Look at Clarence. A lot of help he is chewing on a rag.

Yeah, by this time our thief is probably 20 miles from here.

Mm -hmm. $100 ,000 worth of vaccine which was entrusted to us.

Well, I guess I'd better notify Headley.

Judy, what's the matter?

What have you got in there?

Hey!

Hey, the vaccine!

The vaccine?

Yeah, look, Judy found it in the freezer.

Oh, Judy, you're wonderful.

What a beautiful sight. I've never seen such gorgeous bottles in my life. What a

relief. We'd never have caught the thief. He didn't leave a single clue.

Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. Do you know something? I think he did leave

clue. Oh?

Yeah, that rag of Clarence's.

You know something?

I think Judy and Clarence did save the day.

Now, this once was a pair of men's pants.

There's no blood on it, though.

Well, maybe Clarence scared the pants off of him.

Oh, at least we can be thankful that Judy and Clarence came across with

How lucky can we get?

Well, let's not leave it to luck anymore.

Here, put this in the refrigerator. I'm going to go call Hedley.

Now, Jumo, I told you, you must watch yourself or you'll get my file right

behind you.

Marsh Tracy calling Officer Headley. Tracy calling Headley. Do you read,

That's Marsh Tracy calling Officer Headley. Marsh Tracy calling Officer

Do you read, over?

Concentrate on that area there.

Tracy, calling Headley. Do you read, over?

Headley here.

Go ahead.

Look, Headley, we've got a little problem here. How soon can you pick up

vaccine? Impossible. I can't until I've got this fire under control.

By the look of it, it will take forever.

Look, Headley, we need some help, and the sooner the better.

What's wrong?

Someone tried to steal the vaccine.

Try to? What stopped them? Well, Judy and Clarence scared the thief off, but I

was hoping that you could send some of your men over for it. It's impossible,

Marsh. I could use about a dozen more than I've got.

Jumo! Jumo, the fire's breaking out behind you.

Look over there to the right.

I'm sorry, Marsh, but you'll have to go it alone.

Boy, what a time to have a fire.

It could be part of an ingenious master plan to detract me or my men from Omero.

Well, if that's the case, Haley, maybe we'd better take the vaccine in Nagoro

ourselves. No, no, Marsh, I wouldn't do that. It's too risky.

You have a better chance by making your stand at Romero.

Hadley, that leaves only the four of us to guard it.

Well, Marsh, you have your animals. They've helped out before.

We can't depend on them, Hadley. They won't eat, so as guards, they're

worthless.

Science won't help us.

You can't expect a bunch of lethargic animals to help.

All right, Hedy, we'll manage somehow.

So that's the situation.

And he doesn't know when he can make the pickup.

But isn't there a good chance the thief won't return?

Well, that's one chance we can't afford to take.

Well, then I guess it leaves it up to us.

I'll get someone who knows how to get past our alarm system.

I'm afraid we're going to have to guard the clinic day and night.

Jack, you better get the dart rifles.

Mike, you want to bring up some sleeping bags?

We still have a problem, Dad. None of the animals are eating.

Still?

Here, Judy.

Let me have a look at you.

The eyes seem clear.

Pulse is strong and steady.

Here, let's take a look. I'm not tickling you. Open your mouth. No, just

your mouth. Open, open, open.

That's a good girl.

I can't see anything wrong with her. She's been so weak, and so has Clarence.

All the animals, Dad.

There's nothing we can do about it for the moment.

Judy, the place doesn't need cleaning right now.

Volunteering to be a guard.

Hey,

I appreciate your help, but you go get some rest.

Judy, I'm afraid you and Clarence would sleep through the caper. Yeah, we'll do

the guarding. Why don't you take Clarence and go find someplace to sleep?

They're still young.

He's behind that bush, Mike.

No, let's be ready.

Might be more than one of them.

All right, you.

Come out with your hands up high.

All right, come out or we'll shoot.

It's Toto.

Toto?

Toto, now listen.

You and your pals need your rest. We'll do the guarding, all right?

Well,

back to the old treadmill.

Huh?

Oh, hi, Dad. I checked like you asked, but none of the animals have eaten any

their food.

Well, examine them. There's nothing organically wrong.

I guess they're just off their feed.

Well, is there anything you can do about it?

Well, not until that vaccine is safely out of here.

Well, now.

Jack and Mike are on that side, and you around this side, and me in front. That

should keep us well covered.

Now, honey, don't forget.

If you see or hear anything, let out a holler, and the louder, the better.

Just hope you can stay awake.

I'll try to, but that sun was murder today.

Yeah, I know.

Well, remember, I'm right around the corner.

Okay, don't worry.

Well, well, well.

Judy, that's certainly very thoughtful of you.

Want some coffee? Yeah, I can certainly use it. It might keep me awake.

Yeah, let's hope so.

Good luck.

Good luck to you.

Poor Toto.

Well, she tried anyway, huh?

You know, that's what you need, young lady, is a little rest and maybe

you can eat.

Come on, let's take the boys some coffee.

Well, gentlemen, guess what?

Judy bought us some coffee.

Well, how about that? How about that? Thank you, Judy. You are our favorite

Cross girl.

Thanks for thinking of the tired truth.

Well, Paula's all set. Is the alarm turned on?

Oh, yes, it is.

Mike said it.

I double -checked it.

It is on.

Oh, good, good.

Let's just hope we catch the thief before he does get inside.

Judy and Clarence going to help?

Well, how could they?

Bet you it was all Judy could do just to struggle up here with that coffee.

You know, in her condition, I don't think she could stop a butterfly.

You know, all our animals seem to be in the same condition.

I guess it's really up to us.

Yeah, I'm afraid so.

Well, I'll check back with him. All right, Marsh.

Well, see you all in the beautiful daylight.

Mm, boy.

A long day behind us and an even longer night ahead of us. Yeah, well, if

there's one thing I'm going to do tonight, it's stay awake.

do tonight is stay awake.

It's really up to us, I guess.

You know, in her condition, I don't think she could stop a butterfly.

All the animals seem to be in the same condition.

They won't eat. So as guards, they're worthless.

I love you.

Mm -hmm.

I think you'd better back off.

Judy, get away from there or you're going to get killed.

All right, you in there.

Come on out.

Paula, it sounds like more than one. I want you out of here.

I'm just as much a part of Wamero as you are. I want to help.

All right, then get behind me. But if there's a fight, you hightail it out of

here.

As I said, you in there.

You're surrounded.

We're all armed.

I'd advise you to come out quietly.

Come on, you don't have a chance.

Come out one at a time with your hands up.

Paula, I said for you to stay behind me.

Look, I'll take the first one.

Mike, you take the second. Jack, you take the third.

It

could

be a trick, so watch it.

All right.

Come on out, slow and easy.

I say, you chaps do make such a fuss over nothing.

Well, how's the head feeling now, Hadley?

Still throbs a bit.

Whoever that thief was, he really packs a wallop.

Headley, you must have walked by each one of us last night.

How come you didn't wake us up? Well, you were all sleeping like babies. I

hadn't got the heart to. I would have left a note, you know.

Well, that's very kind, Headley, except it got you a clout on the head and

almost got you killed.

Mike, next time, I promise you, I won't be so kind.

By the way, how are the animals?

Oh, they're fine now, eating up a storm.

You know, they taught us a pretty good lesson.

They taught you a lesson?

Mm -hmm.

Modoc and the other animals were very hurt when we went modding and did not

their help any longer.

But you all made life a lot easier for them. Yes, and got them out of a lot of

hard work, too.

Unfortunately. I see.

What you're saying is they really want to work.

Yes, when we took away their chores, we thought we were relieving them of work.

As it turned out, we were depriving them.

Yes, animals are like people. They need to be needed.

So that's why Marsh told me he's selling the tractor.

And I see you got rid of the automatic coffee machine.

Precisely.

You know, I still shudder when I think of how our foolproof electric eye alarm

did not work.

We'll probably never know who the thief was or how he did it.

This was no common thief.

Whoever did it was brilliant.

Brilliant!

Judy? Judy? Judy, come here. Come here.

Yeah,

sit down a minute. I'd like to kind of talk to you.

You know something that'll give you a big laugh?

Yes.

You know, Hedley and the kids can't figure this mystery out.

How about that?

You got any bright ideas about this?

Of course not. I mean, how would a sweet little innocent chimpanzee like you

know anything about a thing like that, huh?

Yes.

How would you like some iced tea?

Oh, yes.

Well, let's see.

You like two lumps of sugar in it, don't you, Judy?

Yes.

Let's see.

Here we are.

Two? No,

you'd like a good night's sleep, wouldn't you? You've been awfully tired.

All right, Judy.

I'll keep your little secret.

Because if Hedley ever found out it was you who gave him a lump on the head...

By the way, don't you have some chores to do around here?

Clarence, old buddy, you know, one of these days, you and I are going to

to have a serious talk about your friend, Judy.