All language subtitles for Daktari s02e14 The Chimp Who Cried Wolf

Animal Experiment 2145.

Objective, to isolate predominant clues
of instinctual behavior

of lion cubs hunting or stalking prey.

Principle, stimuli, sight, sound, smell.
It is

apparent that these lion cubs believe
their senses.

Keystone of phase two of this
experiment.

Which sense is the dominant one?

Three decoy chickens have been placed in
another part of

the arena.

Purpose, find out if lion cubs will spot
them

as substitutes and ignore them.

or if they will fall for that old human
adage, seeing

is believing.

Apparently, these young untrained lions
believe their

sight over their other senses.

Not having attended banquets, they are
unaware of the fact

that they have been served.

Rubber chickens.

And they have failed to respond to a
negative reaction.

Therefore, our conclusion for this
particular experiment is

that in this peculiar situation, we may
assume that at least one of

the lion cub has turned chicken.

Next experiment will feature Dinky the
bear

He

was certainly lucky to come out of that
with just a bump

on the head How is Sammy dad?

Oh, he was easy enough to patch up

But not so easy to make him lie down and
rest.

Say, how did you know who he was?

Oh, anybody can recognize a celebrity
like Sammy Spots. He's the funniest man

the world. I've read all about him.

Well, perhaps was the funniest man,
Paula.

Don't forget, you were very young, and
the magazines you read were very old.

But once a comedian, always a comedian.

You know, I guess there's nothing more
serious in the business of making people

laugh and nothing sadder than a comedian
that people don't laugh at anymore.

Sometimes it can be so easy for people
to forget.

Maybe the only thing that people forgot
is how to laugh.

Hey, anybody get the license number of
that king -sized turkey that hit me?

What are you doing out of bed?

All right, come on.

All right, well, that's for a little
while. Take a seat.

Hey, Doc, what kind of hospital are you
running here? I pulled a cord for the

nurse and it fell on the floor and
wriggled away.

Here's just what the doctor ordered.

Oh, yeah?

This stuff covered by Medicare?

Well...

Hey, this is good. And now, madam, what
is the specialty of the house?

Elephant's steak?

Well, it just might be, seeing that
you're enjoying the eland's milk, so.

Eland's milk? Uh -huh.

Hey, this isn't bad. You know, you put a
little chocolate syrup in here and make

it quite a malted.

This is my daughter, Paula.

Hi. And my assistant, Mike McCullough.

How are you? Oh, you just sit there.

I already know who you are.

You know who I am?

I see spots.

Before my eyes. That's right, kiddies.
Don't get scared.

It's your Uncle Sammy's spot.

I read about you in all the old TV
magazines that our shipment of DDT came

wrapped in.

That figures.

Now, Terry, I think I'd better go round
up to the left of the chickens and check

the damage to our packing crates.

That's a good idea, and you might check
the car, too. Mm -hmm.

Gee, Doc, I'm awful sorry I made such a
mess of everything here.

Oh, no, it was just some copper tubing
in those cases.

No, it's Hedley's car I'm worried about.

Hedley? Oh, yes, he radioed me and
warned, advised me that Mr.

Spotts might be dropping in.

Oh, what are you doing here in Wilmero?

Well, I just figured I'd drop in and
visit some of my old fans.

According to Hedley, you want to meet
some of our animals and record their

voices? Yeah.

For an experiment?

Well, I guess I am trying to prove
something.

Well, in that case, Paula, why don't you
show our guest around?

I'd be delighted to. Oh, good.

Hey, what's at the monkey business,
little fella? Oh, that little fella's

Judy? What?

Judy? You know, it's hard to tell with
these newfangled hairdos.

Judy, huh? Judy, Judy, Judy, come on
along with us.

Not much of a conversation, listen. Come
on, you two. You'll have plenty of time

to know each other. Come on, Judy.

Boy, I'd hate to see him when he hasn't
been bumped on the head.

Then I started in Vaudeville. I used to
be with the Dance Act. We were a trio.

The three high flyers, you've probably
heard about us.

Baylows, Klein, and McGillicuddy.

And we had one of those acts where they
have two fellas throw a girl around, and

the first week we used 37 different
girls.

My partner kept saying, I thought you
had her.

I should have known he was nearsighted.
We went hunting one day. He picked up a

snake to kill a stick.

What am I doing? I'm supposed to be
interviewing you.

Oh, hi, Slim.

I bet food goes a long way with you.

I think I know that guy from Great Neck,
Long Island.

Uh,

tell me something. Do you, uh, have a
family tree?

Or you don't even have a flower pot?

Well, how do you like being a monkey?

It's more fun than a barrel of people.

You think you'd like to go into show
business?

What?

Oh, you can't dance, sing, act, or tell
jokes? Well, you'd probably be a star.

And then if you get tired of acting, we
could always run you for governor.

Or maybe senator.

I bet you can sing. Let me hear you
sing.

Beautiful, beautiful.

You know what we're going to do? We're
going to let your hair grow long, get

a guitar, and I bet we'll get you a
recording contract.

Hey, come on. We better stop monkeying
around. I've got other places to go.

Hey, how do you like this one, fellas?

You know how you can always tell an
elephant from any other animal?

They always have the faint odor of
peanuts on their breath.

Come

on.

I thought they were supposed to laugh.

Don't all hyenas laugh?

Only the spotted hyenas laugh. These are
the striped species called Cucuta

Cucuta. Cucuta Cucuta? Sounds like a
cigar.

Hey, maybe it's Swahili for striped
pajamas.

Why don't they wear spots like everybody
else?

Well, if that's all I'm going to get out
of these guys, I already got it.

Well, where do we go from here?

This way.

Pretty cloppy eater.

Say something when Camel.

Did your mother ever tell you not to
talk with your mouth full?

Why don't you put a few labels on his
trunk in case he wants to travel?

Do you know where elephants are usually
found?

Well, they're so big, I imagine they're
very seldom lost.

Well, Modoc here isn't an African
elephant.

No? No, Dad imported him from India for
an experiment.

Well, African or Indian, who'd care
except a girl elephant?

You know something? He's very gentle.
Don't let that fool you. Every animal in

the jungle is afraid of an elephant.

Once they start charging, I don't know
how you'd stop one.

Come on.

What's his problem?

I didn't even tell him a joke yet.

What's the matter? Are you jealous of my
shoes or something? Come on, let's get

out of here quick.

Wait a minute. I forgot something. This
is no time to be brave.

Who's brave? I forgot to get a
recording.

I would like to... Wait here.

And stay out of trouble, the both of
you.

I've got to report this crocodile to Dad
before somebody gets hurt.

Stay out of trouble. What's she talking
about? Outside of that fugitive from a

handbag over there? Why, this is
probably the most peaceful and restful

the whole world.

Find your own three.

Get away from there. It's a real lion,
like the gut in a zoo.

It's only Clarence. He won't hurt you.
Come on down.

Family pet?

Yes.

Boy, good thing you don't live in an
apartment.

Hey, where you been?

I told you there's nothing to worry
about.

It's only Clarence.

I always wanted a monkey for a partner.

They work for peanuts.

Well, if it's all right with Dad, you
can.

He sure likes you.

Hey, but not a word of this to Judy. You
know how jealous she gets.

Hey, look at his eyes.

I knew there was something cross about
him.

Well, Tracy, I think I'm on the right
track.

Jack, I'd like you to meet an idol of
mine.

I think two shots of penicillin would
cure those German measles.

Oh, Sammy Spots at your service. Hey,
and from what I just saw in there, you

must be the cook around here.

Oh, Sammy, I want you to meet Jack Dane.
This is Dad's assistant.

Jack is an animal psychologist.

Animal psychologist?

Gee, he looks just like a human being.
You could have fooled me.

Hey, Doc, how do you get an elephant to
lay down on the couch?

Oh, for elephants, we don't use couch.

Just trunk.

Jack, tell Sammy about your experiment
with Dinky.

Dinky? Oh, Dinky's a North American bear
in there. Oh, next to Clarence and

Judy. He's my favorite.

Tell him.

Well, okay, I've been conducting all
these tests on the sensory adaptation of

alien species.

Alien? You mean you're smuggling
American bears into Africa? Hey, does

Headley know this?

Yes, as a matter of fact, he and Dinky
have tea regularly.

Oh, well, Pinky might eat.

Well, anyhow, for this experiment, I
took one plate and put Dinky's food in

In the other plates, I put food that's
found only in this part of the world.

You know those round plates you can't
get a square meal?

Go ahead.

I've been trying to.

So then I covered them all with whipped
cream. That disguised the scent and the

taste. Well, you saw it. He went for all
of them.

Jack, that's important. If little Dinky
will adapt to a completely new

environment, will you know what you
have?

Yeah, you got the best pie -throwing act
in Africa.

Hey, why don't you call my booking
agent?

I'd rather call your travel agent. And
that goes for your little brother, too.

Hey, Jack, wait. I still want to hear
more about Dinky. You stay here with

I'll be right back.

Well, here. Have a ball.

Well, here we are again, Judy. Only this
time I hope there aren't any lions

around here.

But I just remembered there's the cutest
little bear who's waiting to be

interviewed. Come on, let's go. And you,
whatever your name is, you wait here.

Come on, Judy.

Come

on.

Come on.

Come on, Judy. Don't be afraid. He won't
hurt you.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, all right.

Say a few words to the folks back home.
No, don't eat it.

No.

Come on, say, speak up, speak up.

I can barely hear you. Don't eat that.

Hey, there's a good joke. Bare, barely
hear you. Get it?

Come on, I can tell a better joke than
that. Wait a minute.

How do you like that? Everybody's a
critic.

Hey, don't go out there. You haven't got
a permit.

Well, I thought the next thing I would
do is try a transfer of learning

experiment. Sounds like a novel
approach, Jack.

Hey, who let this open?

Dinky's gone.

Who let him out?

Oh, I'm sorry. I just went in to record
a few of his grunts.

Oh, no. Little Dinky's going to get
himself killed.

Now, don't worry, Paula. We'll get him
back. Which way did he go, Spots?

Out there.

Three months of hard work went into that
research animal.

If we don't find him, you better get
lost, Mr.

Spots.

Oh, you're not running out on me, too.

Gee, I didn't even think of a name for
you yet.

I love you.

Gee, Judy, I always wanted to kill an
audience, but not a little bear.

So that's three months of work down the
drain.

Can't validate the findings. The whole
thing's a waste now.

Poor Dinky. He's probably dead. A hyena
or something.

Well, Dinky's a pretty clever little
rascal, Paula. Things aren't all that

Not all that bad. You know that buffoon
wrecked the whole supply of copper

tubing I was going to use for the new
greenhouse?

Jack! Dane, he didn't do that on
purpose, and you know it.

Look, all I know is we'd better get him
out of here before he wrecks the whole

compound. Dad, all he was doing was
gathering material for his new act.

Well, we'll ring down the curtain on
that new act.

Well, I think our guess is about
Finney's getting what he came for

That's it. That's a good little fella.

Now, don't you go running away again.
You might get lost.

Uh -oh, what now?

Hey, close that door before he runs out
again.

Sammy, you found Dinky.

He came back? But how?

Well, you guys may know a lot about
animal psychology, but communication is

racket. All I did was say a few words to
him in bear, and he got the message

like that.

Hey, did you find my monkey?

Oh, no.

Dad, maybe he can communicate in animal
languages.

Well, Paula, scientists have been trying
to communicate with animals for years.

I sincerely doubt if a layman suddenly
latched on to them.

What do you mean, suddenly?

It's been my life, listening to people
and animals and everything.

Didn't Hedley mention something about
having a plane waiting for Mr. Spatz?

Yes, yes, he did.

Well, Dad, what if Sammy isn't finished?

It's all right, Paula.

I'm finished around here, I guess.

I'm going back to the house to get my
bag.

I'll walk there with you. Thank you.

Talks to the animals.

Another St. Francis.

Next thing, he's going to want to write
a book.

Look, look, look. I goofed things up
pretty good, didn't I?

Well, it's just they're both so
hypersensitive.

Oh, come on. Now, don't go blaming them.
You know, I did have something to do

with it.

Your father's a very dedicated man, and
he's got it plenty tough around here

without me making it tougher for him.

I know.

Jack, what... Oh, Jack, it's all right.
He just takes himself too seriously.

You know, you get to working so hard
with the animals around here, you forget

how much fun they can be and how much
you can learn from them.

You know, I know, because I used to be
with a circus.

Were you? That was before I decided to
go to the big city and become a comic.

Look, you're not just a comic.

You're a kind and sensitive man. Yes,
you are. Come on. Now, don't you start

analyzing me. Will you do me a favor,
honey?

Just go see your dad, have him make
arrangements for my flight.

And I'll wait at the hot place.

All right.

Oh, hi, Judy. Well, at least you didn't
desert me. Come here. Give me that

microphone. You've got to do enough
trouble already.

Hey, you know, I used to be on the radio
myself. I used to imitate people.

Chief, you recognize this one?

Attention all units.

This is District Officer Hedley
speaking.

Be on the lookout for a dangerous
character.

Clarence the Lion has escaped.

He ran wild and killed five people and
must be shot on sight.

He is not to be taken alive.

Repeat, this is a top priority order. He
is not to be taken alive.

Shoot on sight.

That is all. This is Officer Headley
signing off.

Well, how do you like that?

Well, now for my next imitation.

Oh, hi, Doc.

Just saying goodbye to Judy here.

Well, Sammy, I think I should apologize
for not being a very good host.

Why should you apologize? I crashed in
on you, and I scattered your chickens,

busted your pipes, polished beer. Well,
accidents will happen. Yeah, but nothing

Carlo Glotz.

Seriously, Sammy, I hope that someday
you'll write me on your ideas about

communication. Yeah, as soon as I learn
to write, I promise.

Well, we're...

all set, Mr. Spots.

Truck's warmed up, and I guarantee you I
will break every record in getting you

back to Hedley's.

Well, Jack, I'm going to need you here.

Paula, why don't you drive Mr. Spots
back and tell Hedley we'll have his

radiator fixed in the morning.

Sure, Dad. Come on, Sammy.

Well, Doc, I guess this is it.

Gee, thanks for everything.

Send me your bill.

And you, I'll send you my bill.

Oh! Judy, Judy, how can we leave you
after all we're engaged?

Easy, we'll take her with us. Hey, Dad,
can we take Clarence, too?

Oh, sure.

Yeah? Hey, that's swell. He could be
best man.

Come on, Judy.

Hey, I'm going to have to call this tour
short. It's getting late.

Well, gee, I only got about a minute and
a half of tape left, and I didn't

record any birds yet.

Hmm.

Well, we might be able to hear something
in those trees over there, but we'll

have to sneak up on them. So let's sneak
up on them. Okay.

Clarence, you stay here. You'll only
frighten them.

I love you.

Thanks.

Well, see, I had to come back for a
match set.

Well, it wasn't my fault. How was I
supposed to know those guys were the

They were going to shoot Clarence.

They'll never get rid of him.

Jack, he found Dinky, didn't he?

Yeah, fine. Except for the fact that
Dinky wouldn't have followed that truck

the first place if this one didn't
confuse him with his female bear

He was perfectly safe.

But Clarence wasn't.

Those Ascari's were about to shoot him.

Yeah, and I saved his life, didn't I?

Yeah.

Marsh, why would they try and kill
Clarence?

They said they had orders from Headley.

I've been trying to call them on the
radio to find out about it.

Orders? From Headley?

Yeah, that's what they said.

Said the call came in earlier this
afternoon.

That Clarence had escaped and was
dangerous.

Oh.

Is something hurting you?

Yeah, my conscience.

Forget about Hedley. I gave those
orders.

You did what?

Sure, he imitated Hedley's voice and
used your radio.

Yeah, but I didn't do it on purpose. I
was just having a little fun with Judy,

that's all. I didn't know she was going
to turn on the transmitter. Right, Judy?

Look, Mars, suppose I take this guy back
before something else happens.

I don't think anything else can happen.

Now, besides, we've got to help Mike
round up those Elandin. And Paula.

Oh, I know, I know. This wouldn't have
happened if I hadn't taken that detour.

This time I'll go straight to Headley's,
nonstop. I promise.

Well, I guess I must be off. And no
cracks.

You're in no shape to travel yet.

I'm in no shape to stay here. If I stay
here, I won't have any shape left at

all.

Well, Doc, here we go again.

Anything I hate more than a long goodbye
is a lot of short ones. So long, Cindy.

See you next time.

Don't visit us. We'll visit you.

Oh, Judy, come on. You can go along,
too. But this time, leave your friend

the fur coat at home. He just gets us
into a lot of trouble.

Well, so long, Clarence. See you at MGM.

Hey, no more detours, Paula. I got all
the recordings I need.

No, it's the engine. It's overheating.
It's probably a vapor lock.

Oh?

Well,

there's a stream out there. I'll get you
some water.

Here, Judy.

You take care of this for me.

What a nice little putty cat.

Come here, baby.

Oh, what a nice little putty cat.

Oh, no!

Oh, no, Sammy, put it down. Come on,
drop it. Why?

She won't hurt me.

Never pick up a baby animal like that.

Now, let's get back to the truck and
hurry.

Well, wait a minute. I didn't even get
to water yet.

Don't you understand? The parents are
probably nearby.

Oh, yeah. Well, let's forget about the
water. Let the motor cool by itself.

Mom and Papa?

Yeah.

Uncle and Aunt?

You know, something looks like they're
getting ready for a family reunion

dinner, and I think we're the main
course.

I think they stopped.

More of them are joining the others.

Maybe we can bluff them if we just stand
our ground.

They're on my chest.

I'm not afraid of anything.

Yeah, and, boy, are we outnumbered.

Just don't make any sudden moves.

Are you kidding? I'm so scared now I
can't even think of a bad joke.

England are present and accounted for,
Marshal. Not good.

Hey, what's the matter?

Well, I've been trying to reach Paul on
the radio, but he doesn't answer.

Think something happened to the truck?

Well, that's not likely.

Uh -oh.

I hope she didn't let that Spots
character talk her into another detour.

Paul would make the same mistake twice,
and besides, she knows there's a plane

waiting to take him to Nagoro.

Yeah, I guess so.

What do you say we give in to a little
fatherly concern, huh?

If we stand our ground much longer, I'll
grow roots.

Hey, they've made an

opening. We might have a chance if we
can move through those trees over there.

We must move very slowly.

The dash for the truck.

Judy, take care of my recorder. It's
expensive.

And drop that lion cub. I'll buy you
another one.

We're settling down.

Come on, I think we might make it.

Now, slowly.

Judy. Turn it off, quick.

It's too late. They've heard it. I think
another lion's invaded their territory.

Look, fellas, it was only Clarence's
voice.

No use.

Nothing's going to keep him back now.

Hey, how about the little lion cub? We
can get it and hold it for a hostage.

Judy, come back.

My tape recorder.

Here's our chance to get away while Judy
got them distracted.

We can't leave her here. She's left her
scent all over that lion cub. They'll

only kill her.

The branch is breaking.

So is my heart.

Well, they haven't turned off the road
so far.

There's the truck.

See? They did stop.

Told you that clown would cause more
trouble.

They've kind of gone far. Come on. Grab
the rifle. Right.

We haven't got enough tranquilizing
darts for all of them.

What are we going to do?

Sam, can't we do something?

Is that really true, what you said about
elephants?

Why, yes.

Lions, it's the only thing they're
afraid of.

But there aren't any elephants around
here.

Want to bet?

Excuse me, fellas.

All right, Judy, come on. The tape
recorder. A forward pass.

Come on now, Modoc. Let's hear that
beautiful Indian love call.

Well, Sammy, I really don't quite know
what to say.

I've never been so wrong about anybody
in my life.

Okay, Jack.

I was pretty wrong, too.

Never before have so few been so wrong
about so little.

Well, in spite of everything, you
certainly demonstrated the effectiveness

animal sounds in relation to other
animals.

Well, if I'd have just kept my clumsy
feet off your game preserve and kept my

big mouth shut, things might have been
different around here.

I think they'll never be the same again.

Well, come on, come on. Save the
flattery for the next meeting of the

Admiration Society.

Come on, come on. Save the flattery for
the next meeting of the Mutual

Admiration Society.

Well, Haley, after all, imitation is the
sincerest form of flattery.

Wait a minute.

Get here.

Look at that.

There she is.

Miss Romero herself.

Well,

Judy, goodbye, baby. If you ever come to
the United States, you and I will team

up. We'll go on television together.

Doc, I think you better take her. Go on.

Oh,

baby, you did come back.

Isn't that great? She does care.

Now all I got to do is think up a name
for her.

Home, Petley, home.

That's funny!

Hi.