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Yeah, boy, that worked like a charm, huh? It sure did.

We'll take a count on those, huh?

Yeah.

Did you read the number on that plane?

No, I couldn't see one.

Well, there goes our game count for today.

Look at him.

Yeah, what a waste.

Crazy fool.

Scattering a herd like that, he should be grounded.

Well, let's get back to the rover.

Yep.

No shooting.

Dr. Ackabar's orders.

Look, it's just a noisy little chimp.

There are game rangers on this reserve. They have ears.

Secrecy is the name of the game.

It'll take a week to get that herd back together again.

Yeah, well, at least you proved your point before they scattered.

Apparently we had no scent at all.

Yeah, no man smell, no fear.

What gets me is, where did you get the idea to mix these all together?

Well, after we succeeded in isolating each of these animals' scents, I just

of had a hunch that if we kind of mixed them all up together, that one scent

would cancel out another scent.

Kind of like a painter with color, huh?

Mix them all together.

No color at all. Black. Right.

So instead of black, we just become descented.

To coin a word.

To coin a word.

You know what amazes me?

This lion stinks.

The antelope, it doesn't smell at all.

Yeah, well, maybe not to you, but take a look over there.

A lot of lions around here, huh?

I think you'd better put the stopper back on that antelope before they

us for dinner.

Yes, Judy, old girl, I know. You saw an airplane. We did, too.

Good girl. Okay, get in.

Thank you.

Night in Rome.

Well, don't look at me.

Well, this is your vehicle, Doctor.

Well, Paula sometimes likes to smell like a girl.

I like the lion scent better.

Jumbo, Chief Ollie. Hi, Chief.

Jumbo, my good friend.

And you, Judy, I'll be with you, too.

As it is written, an animal who can laugh is no longer an animal.

Doctor, my people send you greetings, too.

Thank you.

I've invited the chief to spend a few days with us. Great.

We have a project I'd like the chief's advice on.

That Terry's a man of silver words. It is I who come to seek the advice.

Well, I'll throw your bike in the back. We'll give you a lift.

No, no, no.

All my wives say I need the exercise.

But perhaps Judy can keep me company.

I'm sorry, sir.

Well, I will see you in a few minutes.

I'm bored.

Well, it looks like we have company.

Oh, I see.

How's your Arabic?

Royal Library Expedition.

Hey, I didn't know you could read Arabic.

Well, just English.

Oh, it is in English. Yes, in English.

Salam.

What's wrong with Clarence?

What do you mean?

Oh, you know, we come back from a trip, he's usually all over us.

Oh, you forget.

A lion relies on his nose, not his eyes. We're descended.

Oh, that's right. I forgot. I don't smell today.

Well, I wouldn't say that.

Go on, let's shake him up a bit, huh?

Come here to me. Come on over here.

Oh, that's only Clarence. He's a pet of ours.

Yeah, it took you a moment, didn't it, Clarence?

Do you recognize me now, even if you don't smell me?

Good.

We'll see you later.

Hi, Dad.

Hi. Dr.

Akhavar, this is my father, Dr.

Tracy, and Jack Dane. Hi. How do you do, sir? I have heard of the famous Dr.

Dane. Dr.

Akhavar is an archaeologist and... Oh, what is that word?

Archivist. Yes.

Royal Library.

The government of this country was kind enough to give me this introduction to

you.

Excuse me.

Well, look who's there.

How good to see you, and how are your four wives?

Fine, thank you. The grandchildren are numerous, Paula. They're growing so

You will never recognize them.

Well, if you ever need a babysitter, please call me. Thank you.

Dr. Akerbach, I want you to meet Chief Ali Nagong.

Well,

how about some pink gin?

Thank you, yes.

Thank you, no.

Just ginger ale for me.

Right.

Very interesting. And most impressive.

Thank you.

May the fortune of your house endure.

Thank you.

Please, please, sit down.

And now, if I may, to business.

I will be candid.

I have a project in mind on your reserve, which requires the shield of

goodwill. In what way, doctor?

You have heard, I presume, of Tipo Teep. Oh, yes.

Dad, who's Tipo Teep?

Well, he was a slaver who often operated in this area about a hundred years ago.

Yes. I have here copies of a map.

The original is in the Royal Library in my country.

I believe that map holds the secret of the vast lost

treasure of Tipoteep.

A vast lost treasure?

Here in the Wamero Reserve, Dad?

Many years ago, when I was a small boy...

I remember my grandfather telling me he had actually seen the iron gates where

Tipu held our people until they were ransomed.

My grandfather and the neighboring chiefs would bring silver and gold, even

uncut diamonds, to Tipu to buy their release.

According to this map, this supposed treasure would be in one of these caves

the northeast corner of our reserve.

I know the caves very well. Nothing in them but bats.

Well, this inscription here, if I remember my Latin well enough, says

to the effect that this chart or map set down by me in secret, ex ad verso,

from the person.

Anno Domini, 1851.

My signature, Omar Assad.

Well, doctor, old Omar Assad was either a fake or a very poor map maker. Now,

I've heard of this map before.

Several people have tried to work from it.

But if there is such a treasure to be found around here, it's certainly not

where this map says it is.

You won't mind if I look for myself?

No, by all means.

Jack, you know the area around here.

Why don't you go along with the doctor and give him a hand?

Sure.

Why, I wouldn't impose.

Oh, it's no imposition.

As a matter of fact, we like to keep in touch with people on the reserve, and

Jack and Radio in your progress, and we'll be very curious.

Go right, driver.

What did he speak, English?

Whaley, what?

Inasmuch as his vocal cords have been removed, he doesn't speak at all.

Which I find most satisfactory.

White's arguments.

And testimony.

What's that supposed to mean?

Go left.

Oh, wait a minute. The left fork goes to the west side of the reserve.

Exactly.

But the caves are up on the east side.

Here, I'll show you on the map.

You really didn't believe that fantastic story of hidden treasure.

Rubbish. Hey, look, I don't get this.

You will.

Inasmuch as Dr. Tracy was kind enough to inject you into my affairs, you will

consider yourself my prisoner.

What? You will do as I say.

Or die.

Go left.

Pacey, Pacey.

He's coming along just fine.

I have heard of no man who has ever before shown kindness to the elephants

Africa.

Well, after a million years of living together, I think it's about time we

showed kindness to animals, Chief Olley. To all animals.

Not just for their sake, but for our sake as well.

I believe the entire future of Africa rests on animals like those.

Say those eels, for example.

We can make poaching unprofitable and therefore unnecessary.

I love your plan, Smash.

I love your enthusiasm, too.

But it is written...

Love does much, but money does everything.

And it would take much money to start a herd.

To fence them alone would cost a fortune, and my people are poor.

Maybe we wouldn't have to fence them in.

But what of their enemies?

The lions would scatter our herd overnight.

But supposing we could descent our antelope herd?

Could you do such a thing?

Well, I am experimenting on that.

Hi, Dad.

Hi. Has Jack called in yet?

No, not yet.

Oh.

He's a hot one today.

All right, Judy, just a little... No!

You don't drink it. You smell it.

Come on, smell. See? Now, here. Give me your finger.

Put a little on there, and then you put it on. Put it on. Come on. Oh,

no, Judy. There you go.

That's it.

Yeah. Good girl.

Dad, I can't bear it. What's happened to Jack? It's after six.

Oh, I wouldn't worry, honey.

But if you want, why don't you run down to the house and try him again on the

two -way radio?

All right.

Say, Mike, can I see you a minute?

Say, Mike, if Jack hasn't called in by sundown, why don't you take a run out

there first thing in the morning and have a look around? Okay.

He's probably got a weak battery. He didn't like the way that truck started.

Yeah.

How many guns?

Eighty so far.

Excellent. Hey, who's that bloke?

He's an interloper, unfortunately for him.

Well, what are we going to do with the gentleman?

Well, for the moment, lock him up.

With the rifles.

Bubba, where have you been?

Look, as long as I'm your guest here, why don't you let me know what's going

Well, maybe you'll live to find out.

Sasa, why should he live to find out?

Why don't you let me take care of him now? There's no need to.

Dr. A. Tracy believed my story about looking for hidden treasure.

And now he thinks I'm 25 miles away from here on the other side of the reserve.

Saza!

Come on, Rodney, break out the brandy. We'll drink to our success.

Right -o.

Hey, Dr. Agarbar, look.

Them lions are round again.

They come round every night. They make me uneasy -like.

Lions?

Nonsense. Wait till they get our scent. They'll disappear fast enough.

Yeah, but who says they won't come back?

I do.

Lions shun the scent of man.

Nothing to fear from them.

Two more parachute drops, then we load the crates onto the truck.

Tomorrow by sundown, we deliver 200 guns across the border.

And get paid for them before we turn them over. Oh, you are mercenary.

Thank you, Judy, but today I'll do the dishes, all right?

Dad, Mike's here!

Yeah, Mike, I left it down like you said, Mosh. Went to the caves on the

border. And?

Nothing. No truck, no Jack, no Dr.

Acubon, nothing.

Is it possible they could have become lost?

Not Jack, not in the reserve.

Dad, you are worried, aren't you?

I'm more puzzled, honey, than anything.

I know, Judy. I know you saw an airplane, but...

Is she predicting rain?

No, I think she's trying to tell me something that she saw that I didn't.

Judy, I think I'm getting the message.

Judy, you and I are going for a fast ride.

I'll keep in touch.

Whatever it is.

Dracobar! Dracobar!

There's a truck coming.

A man in a chimp.

That same nosy chimp again?

I guess so.

That would be Dr. Tracy.

I wonder how he found us.

Oh, never mind.

One man warned is worth two.

I'll take care of Dr.

Lee. You two disappear.

But be wary and watchful.

Berber.

It is always a pleasure when friends meet again.

Salama.

Where's Jack?

He didn't return?

Well, um... How could he? There's the truck.

I am confused, Dr. Tracy.

Your friend guided my servant and me here, and then he said he wanted to

Oh? Yeah.

I'm... I'm alarmed.

Hadn't you better leave here immediately and try to find him?

Uh, Dr. Archibald, I think you'd better tell me the truth. It's far less painful

than a broken jaw.

We're out.

You're running guns, huh?

Yes.

Just like the one my servant has on you now.

Afternoon.

Dr. Tracy, I want you to meet my associates.

Gentlemen, this is Dr.

Tracy, your host.

Unfortunately, Dr.

Tracy is a seeker after truth.

It is written, the truth breeds hatred.

Berber, let's lock him up.

Hi, Judy.

You two know each other, I believe.

Dr. Livingston, Mr.

Stanley. I presume.

Sorry I couldn't warn you much. Forget it.

Now get to the back of the cave.

Looks like we've got a bunch of gunmen on our hands. Yeah. Just look at all

this.

It's a hard way around here to start a war.

Or a revolution.

All over the place.

There doesn't happen to be any ammunition around, does there?

Naturally not. I checked.

I didn't think so.

They got all of it out in the tent.

Yeah, I figure so.

Hey, Akbar!

Ed!

Mind if I ask just what your plans are for us?

Well, as Lenin once said, you can't make revolutions with rose water.

Oh, you quote Lenin, too, huh? Uh -huh.

Now, just how does that affect us?

Only that you will remain where you are until some far -off day when somebody

finds your skeleton.

Well, I just thought I'd ask.

We'll be finished here in a few minutes, gentlemen.

I want to thank you for your patience and ask you to once again step back in

cave.

My deepest regrets, gentlemen.

Akabar, just a moment.

If this revolution of yours succeeds, what happens next?

We'll move into the Womero Reserve as basis for our operations.

What about the animals?

Oh, the animals in your compound will be most valuable, Doctor, as food for our

soldiers.

And since I shall never see you gentlemen again,

what a... Terrible word.

Never.

Salamu.

Judy.

Judy, what's the matter?

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Wait, look at this.

Oh,

look at that necklace.

Judy.

Judy, where did you get this necklace, huh?

Judy, can you show us?

Hey, it's a flu.

Must lead into another cave, huh?

Yeah.

Boy, it's a big one.

Looks endless from here.

Judy. Judy, come here.

Boy, something in there really scared you, didn't it? Sure did.

Judy, look, why don't you go back in there and see what else you can find,

She is scared.

What, what, are you afraid of the dark?

Now, look, Judy, we'll be right here. We won't leave you, honest, huh?

Now, will you try and go back in?

Go on, go on, go on. That a girl. Come on. We'll help you.

That's a good girl.

Go on. Come on.

Here she is.

Come on, Judy. Come on. Come on, girl. Come on, Judy. Atta girl.

Come over here.

Good girl.

Good girl. Judy.

Here, give it to me. Give it to me. Wow.

Take a look at that.

It's an uncut diamond.

Those iron gates outside, could they be the ones that Chief Alley's grandfather

saw?

Yeah, this could be the slave -holding pens.

Back in there could have been Tipu Tib's treasure room.

Is that an airplane?

Yeah, another parachute drop. Yeah, probably.

It might be the last one. They'll be out here soon.

We could just delay him for a little while.

Sooner or later, Paul is going to call the police.

Jack, if that was Tipu Tib's treasure room...

No human being ever got through here.

No, there's got to be another door. Right, but where?

Judy, Judy, listen, listen.

There's another entrance, you know, with sunshine pouring through.

Lots of sunshine, not here, but back in there somewhere.

Can you show it to us? Can you show it to us? Go on, Judy, go on, find the

entrance. Come on, Judy, try.

Just one more time.

Atta girl.

That's it, girl. Come on.

Judy. Judy, good girl. You were right. There is another exit.

Hey, listen.

Judy. Judy, listen. Listen to me. I got an idea.

Go over and let the air out of their tires. You know, in the truck.

You got that, Judy?

The air out of their tires.

You know that.

That's it, good girl. That's it. That's it.

Go. Go on, Judy. Go. Go now. Come on.

That's it. That's it, Judy. That's right.

Unscrew it.

Good girl. Good girl.

Pick up. Yeah.

Push. Push.

Good girl. That's a good girl.

Judy, get the other one. The other tire.

Go around.

Go on.

Why, George, he's gone.

All right, hurry up. Let us depart.

The revolution is going to have to wait a while. Look.

It's a valve. It's loose.

Hey, this one's flat, too.

Kismet. A filthy, filthy kismet.

I don't know about Kiswick, but we'll have to tighten up the valves and pump

the tires. And how long will that take?

About a half hour? At least, for each tire, say an hour. Start pumping.

Hey, listen to them lions.

They sure make me uneasy, like. Now, don't you pay any attention to the

Start pumping.

I'll start on that one.

All right.

I've been thinking painful thoughts.

I should have warned Mash yesterday that Dr. Akuba is not what he seems.

He's not a Muslim as he pretends.

How do you know this?

He accepted cocktail.

We Muslims are forbidden to touch alcohol.

Why would he pretend?

That is the question I'm turning in my mind.

Ex -adverso... Omar Assad.

That's it, Chief!

Oh, Dad said if he remembered his Latin, well, he'd better take a brush -up

course. Ex -adverso doesn't mean from adversity. It means from opposites.

Oh.

Turn the map on the opposite side. Look, even the directions are reversed.

East becomes west, and west becomes east.

Ex -adversary.

Maybe that's tip -a -tip secret.

Listen, Judy, listen very carefully now.

I want you to go get the bottles in the rover.

The bottles, Judy, listen to me. The bottles in the rover.

She doesn't understand.

Judy, the bottles, you know.

Judy, Judy, Judy. The bottles. The bottles. The bottles.

The bottles. The bottles.

Judy, the bottle. In the room with him. She's confused.

I'll tell you what.

I'll dab you smell.

What do you mean I smell?

Well, smell a little, will you?

I'll dab you smell. All right, I'll smell you dab.

The bottles.

The bottles, Judy.

Bottles. Bottles.

Bottles. Yeah, that's it.

Go, go, go. Go.

Hey, Rodney.

Come and give us a spell.

Oh, my, it's hot out here.

What you got?

I don't know.

Here, Judy.

No, it's the garbage of Paula's.

Judy, Judy, we don't want Paula's perfume.

No, no, no.

We want the bottles.

The bottles with the animal scents.

How do you say antelope and chimpanzee?

How would I know?

Judy, go get all the bottles.

All the bottles.

All the bottles. Go on, go.

Come on, Judy. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

That's a girl, Judy. Good girl.

Yeah.

You know, we deal with them. We de -send you to them.

Now we de -send ourselves.

All right, but why us?

I'll tell you later.

Just in case.

In case what?

Just in case.

Judy. Judy, listen to me now.

Listen, Judy, come here. Come here. Come over here.

Now take this and go over and pour some on each of those men over there. You got

that? Good girl.

On each of those men. Okay. Go on. Go.

That a girl, Judy.

Up on the truck. Up on the truck.

Good girl.

Go on over. Go on over.

That a girl.

On top of the tent.

On top of the... On top of the tent.

Man without these boots.

Hey!

Hey! Let's get a light in the back.

Hey! What are you talking about?

She was there a second ago. Where?

On the tent.

How could you have gotten out? I don't know.

Squeezed through the bars, I expect.

I'd like to get him in sight for just one minute.

You get back to work on that truck. Both of you.

Judy, go over there.

Get the man with the crazy robes.

Yes, I know.

That chimp is around.

It's all alive.

These beasts are up to something.

No danger, eh?

Look at that lot!

Don't shoot!

You'll only stir them up!

There's lies all over the place.

The cape.

We can lock ourselves in.

It's our only chance. Come on.

They're coming this way. They seem to prefer us.

What's so special about us?

Go on, open the door.

Well,

we're de -scented.

They should leave us alone.

Yeah.

They know the rules.

Hmm.

Hey, where's Acubar?

I don't know.

Let's not wait to find out he's armed and we're not.

Good point.

Can't smell us.

But look at them get interested in those real gazelle out there.

Word.

Oh, great. Where's the key? Do you see it?

Must have fallen down.

I have the key, gentlemen.

It is written that men should face their deaths standing.

So would you get out of the car, please?

Drop that gun!

Stop it, I say!

Marsh, I have a message for you from Paula.

Oh?

She says you must brush up on your Latin.

Does that make any sense to you?

No?

Well, Dr. Akbar, what do you think Lenin would say to this?

Kismet.

Filthy kismet.

legend was true after all, huh?

If only I could borrow his friends at Only Melon, huh?

Instead of running guns, they could have stolen all this.

All right, that's enough. Come on, put it back. Put it back. Put it back. Put

back.

The treasure of Tipu Tip?

That's right, Chief Alley. And it's all yours. It was extorted from the

ancestors of your people.

Allah be praised.

There is now no doubt of where the money is coming from for a game -farming

experiment.

Thank you, Doctor.

Don't thank me. Thank Judy.

Hey, come here, Princess.

Well, well.

Yeah, Judy.