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previously on Family Matters.
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Steve, I have very exciting news. The
International Space Program has chosen
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to be the first student in space.
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You mean you like the Urkel AGF 5000?
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The Urkel AGF 5000?
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Yeah, AGF stands for Artificial Gravity
Field.
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You see, I've worked up some equations
that in theory should produce gravity in
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a weightless environment.
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Yeah, let's go.
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What's the matter, Houston?
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Well, the AGF -5000 has, uh, drawn a
satellite off course.
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Where's it headed?
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Right at you.
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Is there anything I can do, fellas?
Yeah, turn off that stupid machine.
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Oh, now it's stupid.
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I've got green on airlocks and hatches.
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Explorer is locked down and prepared for
impact.
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Five, four, three, two...
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This
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is control.
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This is Explorer.
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Do you read?
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Explorer, this is Mission Control.
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Explorer, come in, please.
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The hull has been breached.
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Here, I'll try to check it out. And I'll
try to stabilize it.
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And I'll just be right here and sweat.
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Explorer, come in, please.
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Explorer, this is Mission Control.
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Please respond.
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Explorer,
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this is Mission Control.
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Do you read?
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Explorer, come in, please.
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Where are Mitch and Alan?
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Well, they love noggins. They explore it
and put it out of control, and I'm
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about to blow chunks.
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All right, Steve.
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You're going to have to stabilize the
ship.
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Me?
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Well, here's a crazy thought. Why don't
we wait until the guys who know what
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they're doing wake up?
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Negative, negative. We don't correct
your orbit immediately.
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You're going to fall into the Earth's
atmosphere, and you'll... Oh,
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you'll... You'll become a crispy
critter.
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Tell me what to do.
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Okay, Steve, reprogramming the guidance
computer is a little bit complicated.
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But don't worry. We'll walk you through
the stabilization procedure step by
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step.
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How many steps are there?
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3 ,672.
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the orbital maneuvering system engines?
Length of birth?
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3 .62 seconds.
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Roger that.
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On my mark.
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Mark.
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Mark.
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Congratulations, Steve.
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Course correction completed.
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And so the world continues to wait.
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We know that a communications satellite
has collided with Explorer, but thus far
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mission control has not released any
details as to the condition of the
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astronauts or their spacecraft.
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In other news today, the president
enjoyed a private performance by Gordon,
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tap -dancing pig.
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Honey, can I fix you some lunch? I'm not
hungry.
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Oh, now, sweetheart, you have to eat.
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Mom, why won't they tell us anything? I
just want to know if Steve's okay.
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Well, I'm sure he's fine. We just have
to... We just have to what? Go crazy?
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Mom, I just want to know what's
happening.
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I'm going to go call Mission Control.
Oh,
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Carl, I am so glad you're home.
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Harriet, we need to talk.
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I know. Have you been listening? Listen
to the news. Yes, I heard about the
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Explorer getting hit by that satellite,
and I'm very worried about Steve. Oh, so
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am I. Harriet, we need to talk about
Eddie.
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You know, yesterday he was very upset
about being yanked off his beat and
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reassigned to parking enforcement.
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So I talked to Commissioner Geis about
it.
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You did?
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And imagine my surprise, not to mention
embarrassment.
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When I found out the reason Eddie was
reassigned was because you requested it.
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I was worried about Eddie, and I wanted
him to be safe.
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Oh, Harriet, you interfered in his
career.
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I made sure he wouldn't get hurt. You
embarrassed him. I protected him. What
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did, Harriet, was wrong.
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And so I asked Commissioner Geist to fix
it.
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How? Well, first thing Monday morning,
Eddie will be walking his beat.
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If that happens, Carl...
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You're going to be walking, too.
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Where? From our bed to this couch.
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We're losing air pressure.
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It's a slow leak, but it'll have to be
repaired.
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Yeah, the satellite's antenna punctured
the hull. I figure we can break it off
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and patch it from the inside.
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Yes, but we can't re -enter the Earth's
atmosphere with a satellite sitting on
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our back.
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That's true. I guess one of us is going
to have to go EVA and get rid of it. A
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space fuck?
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That's right.
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Holy mackinoli.
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Control, do you copy?
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Roger, Explorer. We've been monitoring
your conversation and we concur.
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Who will perform the satellite
extraction procedure?
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Well, Alan... has a broken arm, so I
guess it's me.
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Negative, Colonel.
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With the automatic stabilizers
inoperative, you're needed at the
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Then that means... That's right, Mitch.
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You're going to have to send out the
nerd.
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Gotcha.
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Hold
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it.
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Wait. Don't break that picket.
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I'm sorry, ma 'am. I've already started,
so I have to finish.
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Why can't your meter maids ever give a
person a break, huh?
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First of all, I'm not a meter maid.
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I'm a parking enforcement officer.
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And second of all...
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Don't move.
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Ow, ow.
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Easy, Mom.
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Oh, does it hurt that much, honey?
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Yeah. Well, it would have hurt a lot
worse if you weren't wearing this.
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Amen to that.
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You know, this baby saved my life.
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And my son's life as well.
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I'm going to award this a medal.
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But no time off.
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Mom, I need to talk to you about
something.
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Well, I hope it's about changing
careers.
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Actually, it's about changing
assignments.
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Oh, now, Eddie, no.
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Mom, look.
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Dad told me how worried you were about
me, so I guess I can understand why you
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interfered in my career.
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I didn't interfere.
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Yes, you did, Harriet. You interfered.
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That's a mother's right, Carl. If I
think my child is in danger, I'm going
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something about it. Harriet, your child
is a man now, and he can make his own
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decisions.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Um, can I please finish saying what I
was going to say?
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Look, Mom.
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What happened to me today proves that no
assignment is completely safe.
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I mean, just stepping outside that door
is taking a risk. I know that.
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When I decided to be a cop, I made a
commitment to protect
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people.
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And I got good training from smart,
experienced instructors.
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And they gave me all the right
equipment.
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So? So I want to do my job.
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I'm the one who asked Dad to see if he
could switch me back to walking my beat.
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Mom, I have everything I need to be a
good cop.
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Except for one thing.
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What's that?
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Your support.
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You be careful, Eddie Winslow.
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I will, Mama.
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I love you. I love you.
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Carl.
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You were right.
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I shouldn't have interfered.
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I understand.
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Mom, Dad, there's a problem on the
Explorer. Steve's going to walk in
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Oh, good Lord. What are those people
thinking?
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No one, least of all young Stephen
Urkel, expected his artificial gravity
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to cause such disaster.
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Yo, I expected it.
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Now this brave young man must attempt a
dangerous walk in space to try to
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dislodge the communications satellite
that has smashed into Explorer.
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I'll get it.
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Myra? Hello, Eddie.
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Can you believe what's happening? My
little doodle bug floating out in space
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by his lonesome.
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Doodle bug?
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Can I watch the news with you?
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I'm too upset to be alone.
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Um, well... Come on in, Myra.
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Stephen Urkel's fiancée called this
reporter from Chicago, Illinois.
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She asked me to convey publicly her
undying love for Stephen and her fervent
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prayer that he would return to her safe
and sound.
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Fiancée? I never called that guy.
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She sent us her picture, hoping that we
would transmit it to astronaut Urkel.
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How did that happen?
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I'm going to go investigate this right
now.
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The media in this country is out of
control.
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We've just received word that Steve
Urkel has left Explorer and is
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the satellite.
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This is Mitch. How are you doing?
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Pretty good.
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I don't know who wore the suit last,
though, because I'm getting a little
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itch.
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Mitch, I'm at the satellite.
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I'm going to try and get you loose.
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Be careful, Steve.
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You'll stop when you reach the end of
your tether.
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Okay.
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Without a tether, Steve will continue to
float further and further away from
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Explorer with no way to return.
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I can't watch this.
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Steve, we're going to turn your AGF
-5000 up. It will pull you back to the
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Why not?
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That thing will short out.
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Uh -oh.
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Did I just hear you say uh -oh?
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That's the last thing I want to hear
right now is uh -oh.
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Steve, the machine shorted out.
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Uh -oh.
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What am I going to do?
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What am I going to do?
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Control, please advise.
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Roger, we're working on the problem.
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In the meantime, start calculating.
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compensate for the lack of his weight on
re -entry?
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Hey, I heard that! I heard that!
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I heard that!
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Steve's situation is dire indeed.
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Dripping off into space, only a few
minutes of oxygen remaining, and no way
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return to explore.
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I don't believe this.
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Well, don't give up, Steve. Think.
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I want you to promise me that no matter
what happens, you'll find a way to come
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back to me.
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Hey, Mitch!
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Does this satellite have thrusters for
all the adjustments?
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I don't know.
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This is mission control.
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Affirmative on thrusters, but they're
radio controlled, and the satellite's
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receiver is a no -go.
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Steve Urkel himself.
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All right. Come on, Steve.
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That's it.
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Bingo. I found the port thruster.
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All right.
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Starboard thruster up and at him.
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Steve, be advised.
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Time is critical. You only have three
minutes of oxygen remaining.
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Hey, you're just full of good news,
aren't you?
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He's moving.
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He's on his way back to the ship.
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on Explorer.
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Glad everybody's safe and sound.
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Time to bring you home.
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Come on, Steve.
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Okay, okay, okay. That's enough, fellas.
That's enough.
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You heard the man.
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No more pictures.
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Okay. One more.
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Me.
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Everybody's talking about you. You're a
hero.
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Oh, for sure, for sure.
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I just did what any other genius blessed
with cat -like reflexes would have
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done.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, Steve,
but I've actually been bragging about
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you. I have told everybody at work about
my future son -in -law.
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Really?
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00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:19,070
Welcome home, son.
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00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:20,830
Thanks, Dad.
258
00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:25,290
Oh, come on, Steve. We want to show you
the cake we got for you.
259
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,030
Then suck it down.
260
00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:32,570
I'm a wing. I'm a wing.
261
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:35,130
No, no, no. Give me a piece of it now.
Hi,
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Steve.
263
00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:42,710
Oh, gosh.
264
00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:47,050
You get more beautiful every time I see
you.
265
00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:50,470
Do I get a welcome home kiss?
266
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:52,410
On one condition.
267
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,210
Well, what's that?
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That you'll never go into outer space
again.
269
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,140
Only when we kiss, Wiley.
270
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Only when we kiss.
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