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Hey, Willie.
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Hey, morning, Carl.
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Sorry, I'm late. Oh, you're not late.
I'm early.
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Wanted to get here before you so there'd
be some donuts left.
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Very funny. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah.
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So, uh, how are things at Casa Winslow?
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Oh, crazy, Willie.
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Crazy. Oh, yeah?
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Mm -hmm. What's up?
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My blood pressure.
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Next to my daughter's love life.
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Really?
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It all started when my daughter came
home from a date with Steve Urkel.
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Isn't that the kid who blew up the
science lab at the high school?
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Yeah, but that was years ago.
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He's destroyed hundreds of things since
then.
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Anyway, Laura and Steve came home from
this dinner.
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Hello,
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big guy.
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Hello, Steve.
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Laura? Oh, shoot, you recognized me.
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Why are you two wearing... What is that
you two are wearing?
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It's Flamingo.
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But why are you wearing that?
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Well, Steve always dresses to match the
food he eats. And we went to El Cid
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tonight for Spanish food.
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Okay.
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So how did he convince you to dress
Flamingo?
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Flamingo!
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I have something very important to ask
you, Carl. Please, please, stand up,
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stand up.
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All right.
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What do you want to ask me?
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Well, this might come as a bit of a
shock to you, so you might want to sit
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there.
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But you just told me to stand up.
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Yes, but you were already sitting.
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So I couldn't ask you to sit if you were
already doing that. So I asked you to
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stand up. And that way... Oh, well, you
just get on with it!
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Okay.
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Aren't you going to have a seat?
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All right.
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Steve, you are driving me crazy with the
sitting and the standing and the
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flamenco. Flamenco?
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Can I see those for a sec?
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Oh, sure. Here you go.
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Oh, aren't they great? Yeah, they're
nice. They look like a great viewer.
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Now, you were saying?
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Mr. Winslow?
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Steve, let me get this straight.
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Laura, my daughter Laura, has agreed to
marry you?
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Oh, no, not yet.
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I just wanted your blessing before I
asked her. Oh, yeah.
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For a minute there.
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Thank you.
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Boy, I feel so much better now.
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For a second there, I thought Laura had,
well, lost her mind.
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So, do you pop the question?
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Well, now, don't get ahead of me. It's
not that simple.
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Of course, nothing is simple when Steve
Urkel's involved.
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Thanks, Andy.
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Laura's been dating another guy for the
past three years now.
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A really terrific young man.
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His name is Stefan Urkel.
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Stefan.
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Hey, baby.
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Oh, thank you.
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Why are you so dressed up? I thought we
were just going to grab some burgers.
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Nothing special.
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Every moment with you is special.
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Let me just grab my purse.
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Not so fast. What's the hurry?
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Well, I've been starving myself all day
so I'd look good in these jeans.
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And now that you've seen them, I want to
eat.
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Well, let me see them for a few more
minutes.
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Have a seat.
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Now, Laura, what's my favorite nickname
for you?
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Frances.
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That's right.
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And you've always been my princess, ever
since the night I gave you this.
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My glass slipper.
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You remember that night at Disney World
when you were my Cinderella and I was
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your Prince Charming?
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I'll never forget it.
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Oh princess, my princess, could this be
yours?
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You are the sun, the rain, and the wind
that flowers my soul.
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I love you more than life itself.
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Will you marry me?
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Yes, I will.
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It was so romantic.
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At the time, we thought we were too
young to rush into marriage, so we
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to wait.
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That's right.
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Well, I can't wait any longer, Laura.
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I love you more now than I did then.
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Will you marry me?
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Ann, you need some time to think about
it.
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Yes.
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I'll go get us something to drink.
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And when I come back, we'll toast our
engagement.
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Flowers for Laura Winslow.
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Oh, you can just put them on the sofa
table.
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Thanks.
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Oh, you put them in tape?
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In tape?
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Yeah. I'll just find some whip.
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Thank you.
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roses for the world's most beautiful
woman.
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Sorry,
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allergies. Steve, they're beautiful.
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Why so many?
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What the heck are you wearing?
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Why, don't these clothes ring a bell?
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No, but I'm afraid you lost your
clinger.
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Exactly seven years ago. to the day in
this very room, I wore these duds while
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played this song for you.
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Oh, now I remember.
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setting the mood, my darling.
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For two wonderful weeks, you and I have
pretended to be man and wife.
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And now, on this, our last night, we can
make each other's dreams come true
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with a kiss.
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Steve, did you eat that moldy cheese?
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I came prepared.
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memento of our two glorious weeks
together.
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Steve, this is really beautiful.
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One -third carat diamond with one -tenth
the sparkle of your lovely eyes.
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This is real?
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Where did you get the money for this?
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From my stay -away fund.
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Every year all my relatives send me
money and hope that I won't visit them.
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Steve, I can't accept this.
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expenses.
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It's like wanting to touch a star.
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You know you'll never reach it, but
you've just got to keep trying.
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Why do you always say things like that?
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These last two weeks have been wonderful
for me.
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It's the closest I'll ever get to
marrying you.
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I wanted you to have this.
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No strings attached.
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Just the one to my heart.
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Laura, I kept this ring in hopes that
one day you would accept it.
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Now, I know I'm not worthy of you.
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But I love you more now than I did then.
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Laura Lee Winslow?
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Will you marry me?
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, what's going on out here?
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Steve? Stefan?
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What are you doing here?
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I just proposed to Laura.
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I just proposed to her.
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Who do you choose?
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Look,
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I really have to think about this.
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Oh, come on.
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Keep me in suspense now. Who did Laura
choose?
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Well, she thought about it for two long
days and two sleepless nights.
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Finally, she decided to get some advice.
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Listen, I know you guys are busy, but I
need some advice.
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Oh, sure.
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I assume it's about your double
proposal.
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Yeah, I just can't decide between Stefan
and Steve.
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You're kidding, right?
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No, actually, it's a much harder
decision than I thought it would be.
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You're kidding, right?
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Eddie, Stefan is handsome and
sophisticated.
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Yes, he's a top model and makes a lot of
money.
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Stefan would make a great husband. Any
girl would be lucky to have him.
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Laura, what do you love about Steve?
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Well, he's sweet and he's gentle.
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And he makes me laugh.
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And he's really smart.
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And you know, one day I think one of his
crazy inventions might change the
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world. Yeah, if he doesn't blow it up
first.
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Mom, what made you say yes to Dad?
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Well, that's easy.
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I loved him with all my heart, and I
felt I couldn't live without him.
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I always thought my wife married me
because I had a piano.
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Oh, she says she loves me and
everything, but I've seen her look at
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And I've seen her look at that piano.
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Willie.
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Yeah?
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This is my story.
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I'm sorry.
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So, uh, what Laura decided?
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Well, actually, the decision was nearly
taken out of her hand.
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Hi, Laura.
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Where are you going?
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Moscow, I think.
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Russia? Why?
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I'm going to visit my parents.
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How long will you be gone?
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Forever. Maybe longer.
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What's going on? Why are you leaving?
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Oh, Laura, I feel so foolish.
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The other night when I proposed to you,
it was very kind of you not to laugh in
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my face.
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Steve, why would I do that?
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Oh, come on.
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between Stefan and me.
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It's like getting a proposal from Brad
Pitt and then five minutes later getting
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another one from Mr. Bean.
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Steve, don't be so hard on yourself. I
took your proposal very seriously.
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You did?
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I sure did.
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Thank you, Bar.
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I'll savor that morsel when I'm sipping
borscht at Starbucks in Red Square.
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Steve, listen.
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No, you listen, sweetheart.
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Mine is the man for you.
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With him, you'll live an exciting,
glamorous life.
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And you'll be with a handsome man who
never falls down.
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Steve! What can I possibly offer you
compared to that?
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A modest existence in a tiny apartment
playing with test tubes and cheese?
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Steve, but how can you just leave? You
told me you loved me.
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I do love you.
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I adore you.
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I worship the rain that waters the grass
that grows on the ground you walk on.
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All I've ever wanted to do was make you
happy.
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Well, the only way I believe I can do
that is if I step aside.
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Goodbye, Laura.
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I do have one favor to ask of you. One
small favor.
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Remember me.
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Steve, wait.
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You can't just leave. Why not?
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Because... Because I can't imagine my
life without you.
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What are you trying to say?
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Well, I'm saying that I love you and I
want to marry you.
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You do?
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Yes.
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A toast to your new son -in -law, Steve
Urkel.
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Steve Urkel.
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