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Hello?
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Moscow General Hospital?
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Yeah, can I speak to Dr. Roberta Urkel,
please?
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Thank you.
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Roberta!
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday dear mom. Happy birthday
to... What?
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It's me, Steve.
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Hey, 3J.
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How's it going?
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Fine. Hey, man, what got your jockeys in
a bunch?
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Well, my mom's in Russia, and I miss her
a lot.
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Hmm. What's that?
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One of my baby pictures.
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Hey, V, you had a big old head.
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My mother had just dropped me, and the
swelling hadn't gone down yet.
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That's my mama.
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At
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least
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you know who your mom is.
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3J, why are you home so early from
hockey practice?
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I don't feel like playing.
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Something wrong?
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Come on, you can talk to us, son.
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But that's just it.
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I'm not your son.
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I'm nobody's son.
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Well, what brought this on?
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Well, I've been thinking about my mom.
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I want to know where she is so I can
have a real family.
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3J, you do have a real family. Us.
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And we love you very much.
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I love you guys, too.
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But we're not related.
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I'm just your foster kid.
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I want to know what happened to my mom.
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I always feel like something's missing.
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Oh, honey.
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Will you guys help me look for my mom?
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Well, uh, 3J... Mr. W, you're a police
captain.
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I'm sure you know lots of people. I bet
you can find someone who knows where my
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mom is.
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Of course we'll help you, 3J.
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I can't promise anything, 3J. You know,
Chicago's a pretty big city.
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But I'll see what I can do.
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Thank you, Mr. W. You're the best.
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Okay.
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Harriet, I'm not so sure that this is a
good idea.
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Carl, 3J is just a little boy.
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If he feels this abandoned now, how's he
gonna feel when he grows up?
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What if we find his mother?
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What if she wants him back?
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That's a possibility.
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Yeah.
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Scary one.
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Yeah, but the bottom line is, we have to
do what's best for 3J.
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All
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right.
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Who's the king of Jordan?
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I don't know, Michael.
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No, who's Fane?
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What team is he on?
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What are you doing in town?
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Girl, I'm here on a mission of mercy.
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I am determined to save my beloved
Edward from the clutches of that witch,
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Goretta. It's time to drop that skeezer
and experience the love of a real woman.
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I'm sorry, lizard lips.
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But you're out of luck.
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See, Eddie only dates air -breathing
mammals.
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is you.
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Does your mother know you're
entertaining wildebeests in the living
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Now, ladies, let's be civilized.
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Come on, say something nice to each
other.
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Myrtle, that is a very pretty outfit.
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Thank you.
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That shade of yellow matches your teeth
perfectly.
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I see you've managed to lose some
weight.
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You're nothing but skin and cellulite.
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Well, I'd rather look like this than a
street -walking chicken.
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This ridiculous fighting has been going
on for far too long. Well, we wouldn't
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have a problem if she would just stay in
her cage.
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Look who's talking. The creature from
the ugly lagoon.
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you two aren't guys.
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Well, I do have my doubts about this one
over here.
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What are you getting at, Laura?
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When two guys have a problem, they duke
it out and it's over with.
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Hmm.
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You're right.
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Right here.
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I'd like nothing more than to go with
Banda Holyfield on this heifer.
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Well, you are on, Garusa.
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Fine. And if I win, I get to go out on a
date with Eddie, and you have to drive
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the limo.
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And I'll even leave the privacy screen
down so you can see how a woman is
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really... supposed to treat her memes.
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All right.
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And if I win, you have to haul your
heinous hiney back to Biloxi. For good.
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All right, then let's settle.
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Saturday, you guys will duke it out.
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And may the best girl win.
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Don't.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Mm -hmm.
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Well, guess who I talked to during lunch
today?
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Who? 3J's mother.
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You're kidding.
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Well, it wasn't easy, but I finally
managed to track her down, yeah.
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Well, come on, tell me, what happened?
What did she say?
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What'd she like?
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Well, we talked for over an hour.
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She wanted to know all about 3J, of
course. Why in the world did she give
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up? Well, she said that she was 16 when
she got pregnant.
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So she had to drop out of school, no
job, and even worse, she had a drug
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problem. Oh, no.
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What about the father?
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Well, he bailed, so... So she gave 3J up
for adoption.
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Well, what's her situation now?
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Well, she said it's still tough, but
she's trying.
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She's in a rehab program, so she's
trying to get a life together.
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She says it's a struggle, but she's
still in no position to take care of 3J.
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I hope 3J understands when she tells
him.
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Well, actually, Harriet, uh... 3J's
mother feels it would be best that he
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know who she is.
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Oh, Carl, he's gonna be so disappointed.
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How do we tell him that his own mother
doesn't even want to meet him?
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I don't know, Harriet.
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I mean, I can't lie to him.
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Even when the truth is this painful?
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What are we gonna do?
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I don't know, Harriet.
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Just don't know.
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You know, Greta,
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you don't have to fight murder for me.
Yes, I do. When I whoop her bony butt,
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she'll be out of our lives.
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five bucks says that greta beats that
prissy
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myrtle up in five rounds you're on
because when it comes to fighting i put
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money on ugly
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In the yellow trunks, the goddess from
Chicago, the windy city wonder, the
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with a punch, Greta McQueen.
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And in the pink trunks, the
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Biloxi bomber.
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fight break when i tell you no holding
no biting no choking no kicking no
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stopping no pair pulling in the event of
a knockdown go to a neutral corner and
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stay there till i tell you the
question's no good fight
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Get some combinations, baby. Take your
time, all right?
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Now, come across with the right hand and
keep your guard up.
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Don't sweat so much. It's making your
mascara run.
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And keep your guard up because every
time she hits you, it smears your rouge.
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Look, I'm not a magician. I can only do
so much.
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Gator, bitch.
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Well, whenever you got bad news, you
feed me real good.
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Like that time you let me have three
milkshakes, then told me my son forgot
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come out.
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Now today, you let me have pancake and
chocolate cake.
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Those are the awful news.
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Well, 3J, uh...
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I got some pretty good news, too.
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There's a bad news about my mom?
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Yeah.
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You see, 3J, Harriet and I have given
this situation a great deal of thought.
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And we feel that it would be best to
wait until you're older before we look
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your mom.
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Why? Well, 3J, this kind of thing, grown
-ups have a hard time dealing with.
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You're only nine years old.
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But if you wait until you're a little
older, I promise you that we will look
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your mom together.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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What's the good news?
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Well, Ray J, you have been living with
us for over a year
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now.
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And, well, we consider you family.
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And if it's okay with you, I'd like to
make it official.
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Official? Mm -hmm.
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Harriet and I would like to adopt you.
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You want to adopt me?
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Very much.
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Aw, sure.
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Okay.
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If I tell you what, why don't you go
score us a couple of gumballs while I
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settle our bill, okay?
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Okay. All right.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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No.
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I mean, thank you for... for letting me
see my son.
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He's pretty special, isn't he? Yeah.
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And he's lucky to have a family that
loves him.
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Ah.
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We're lucky ones.
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I got the gumballs, and I got you the
red one.
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Because I know it's your favorite color.
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Dad.
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Thank you, son.
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Bye -bye.
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