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Previously on Family Matter.
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I've got a date with Liza.
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I've got a date with Liza.
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That date will never happen or my name
isn't Myra Boutros Boutros Monkhouse.
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Oh, my!
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When I saw you kissing Myra, I felt...
Well, I felt a little jealous.
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So you're saying you'll still go out
with me? You bet.
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This isn't over yet.
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Oh. Oh.
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Hey,
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Steve. Oh, hey, my lovely.
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And what lucky star has the pleasure of
your company today?
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Spoo. Oh.
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I bought a new dress for our date
tomorrow night.
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Oh, really?
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to be a surprise. You see the dress and
you pick me up.
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Uh -uh.
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I have taken the liberty of compiling a
list of 74 things we can do after
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dinner. I have written every possible
thing two people can do on a date.
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Well, we could go dancing.
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75.
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Well, we could go for a nice walk.
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76.
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Well, we could find someplace quiet and
sit and talk.
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How do you come up with... with this
stuff.
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Hey!
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It's my favorite guy. Big guy. Hey,
Steve. I can sit with him later. Stop
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Stop! Stop!
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Sorry.
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I'm just a little giddy.
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Tonight is my big date with Laura.
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Oh.
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Excuse me.
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For a moment there, I thought you said
you actually had a date with Laura.
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I do have a date with Laura.
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Well, wait a minute.
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Aren't you going steady with Myra?
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Nope. We broke up. Now I'm as free as a
bird.
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Well, Steve, you better make sure that
it's completely over with Myra.
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You know, I was going steady with
another woman when I met Harriet.
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Really? Mm -hmm.
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Her name was Georgia.
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Hi, Harriet!
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How are you, Harriet?
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It's okay, Steve.
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Harriet knows all about it, don't you,
sweetheart?
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That's right.
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What are we talking about, dear?
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Oh, I was telling Steve about how I was
going steady with Georgia when I met
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you. Oh, her.
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So, you dumped another woman for
Harriet?
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Yep. I was this close to proposing to
Georgia.
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But when I saw Harriet, I knew that she
was the only woman for me. Right, baby?
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Georgia had thick ankles and an
overbite.
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You broke up with Georgia, right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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She was very upset at first.
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But years later, she broke my windshield
with a brick.
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surprise.
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Surprise?
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You called me and ordered me to come
over here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I was wondering.
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Want a loaf?
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My God, please.
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I know, I know it's Laura you really
want.
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But let me ask you one simple question.
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What proof do you have that Laura's
really a woman?
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Laughter.
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You had no right what...
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romantic evening with the most beautiful
woman in the world.
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Well, is something wrong?
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I keep thinking about that woman you
were seeing when I met you.
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Who, Georgia?
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Yeah, her.
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I never realized until you mentioned it
today that you...
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actually intended to propose to her.
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Ancient history, baby. That was then.
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This is now.
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Well, now I want to talk about then.
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All right. What about it?
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Well, I'm curious.
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Did you ever buy her a ring?
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Uh... Mighta.
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Carl, is it the same ring you gave me?
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What kind of question is that?
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One that needs an answer.
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What was the question again?
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Harriet, even if it was the same ring,
what difference would it make?
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I mean, it's yours now, and it's been
yours for the last...
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25 gloriously happy years.
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So it's the same ring.
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Technically, yes.
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Yes.
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It is the same ring. But in actuality,
it's your ring.
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I see.
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All my love.
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All these years, I thought those words
were meant for me.
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And now I find out they were meant for
somebody else.
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Well, they were, but not now.
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Oh, come on.
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Carl, this ring used to make me feel so
special.
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But now that I know it was never
intended for me, I can't
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keep it. Harriet,
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I got wine.
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Hey, sweetheart.
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Oh.
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You know Mom had a fight?
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How'd you know?
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Well, the only time you're honest when
Mom's mad at you.
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Well, she's not mad at me. It's worse.
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She's disappointed in me.
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Ouch. D -word.
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Laura, let me bounce something off of
you.
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Let's say your boyfriend gives you a
nice piece of jewelry.
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And it happens to be a guy that you
really love.
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Well, of course I love him. He gave me
jewelry.
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Yeah, but years later, years and years
and years and years later, you find out
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that he, well, intended it for another
girl.
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How would you feel?
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Daddy, what secondhand jewelry did you
give Mom?
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Well, it might have been sort of kind of
like a engagement ring.
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You're going to be ironing for a long
time.
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Why are women so sentimental about these
things?
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On behalf of all women everywhere,
excuse me.
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Well, Laura, this ring to me is a
symbol. A symbol of my love
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for your mother. And I felt nothing but
love when I presented it to her.
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Then let me ask you a question. Sure.
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Do you remember the day you bought that
ring?
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You bet I do.
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It was a rainy Saturday in May, 1972,
and I had just finished trimming my
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All right.
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And when you picked out that diamond,
did you have a picture in your mind the
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smile it would bring?
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Well, of course.
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Now tell me, what face would that smile
attach to?
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Oh, I'm going to be ironing for a long
time.
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Steve, you look very handsome tonight.
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Thank you, Laura.
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I'm wearing my new Italian designer suit
from AMS.
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AMS? Yeah.
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That's my suit.
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Boy, you look so beautiful.
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Thank you, Steve.
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If you tell me what you like, I'll order
it for you.
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Why would I do that?
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Because sometimes fancy cool guys order
for their women.
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Well, not this woman.
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No, something like, I want to save room
for dessert.
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What's that going to be?
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Your lips.
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Excuse me, kind sir, but do you take
requests?
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Certainly. Anything but rap.
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This lovely lady and I met in
kindergarten.
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Miss Ostendorff's class, September 3rd,
1981.
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I've loved Laura Winslow ever since.
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So if you don't mind, tonight I'd like
to sing her our song.
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You know, if you had told me that a year
ago, I would have said you were nuts.
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But now I see what you mean.
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Steve has a way of getting under your
skin.
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You know what's awful, Laura?
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What?
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He loves you the way I love him.
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You see, that's the whole point, Monica.
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You deserve somebody who's going to love
you the same way.
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Selfish, cold -hearted, yuppie hag I
thought you were.
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How sweet.
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Here.
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I want you to have this.
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Why?
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Well, it's a peace offering.
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A way for you and I to bury the hatchet.
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Mara, I cannot take your watch.
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Really, I want you to have it, okay?
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Well, all right.
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I guess I'll let you two lovebirds alone
now.
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Bye, Steven.
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Goodbye, Myra.
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Please don't ever forget me, okay?
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Oh, no danger of that.
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Was that frightening or what?
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That's the love of her life.
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I really feel bad for her.
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I'm sorry.
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I wanted this date to be so perfect.
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But because of me, it ended up a
disaster.
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Relax. It's still early.
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I'm sure the rest of the date will be
just perfect.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Harriet, can I have a moment of your
time, please?
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What is it, Carl?
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Would you please take a seat?
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Sweetheart, you were right about the
ring.
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It was incredibly inconsiderate of me
to...
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Give you a ring that was originally
intended for another woman.
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Thank you.
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Harriet, you are the most important
woman in the world to me.
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And you deserve a ring that's yours and
yours alone.
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May I have your hand, please?
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old one.
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Read the inscription.
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My true love, Harriet.
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Thank you, God.
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Harriet Winslow, I have loved you since
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the very first moment I saw you.
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Would you stay married to me?
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Oh, yes, Carl.
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Forever.
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Laura Lee Winslow, arrested January
30th, 1998 for petty theft.
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Subsequently released for lack of
evidence.
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and then rearrested 90 minutes later for
assaulting this woman.
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Myra Boutros Boutros Monkhouse, a .k .a.
Snuggle Buns, Cheese Knees, and Sugar
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Lips.
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A search of her home revealed illegal
surveillance equipment and led to
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of stalking this man,
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Stephen Q. Urkel, who did absolutely
nothing wrong.
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but just wanted to have his picture
taken.
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