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She works hard for no money.
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So hard for it, honey.
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She works hard for no money. So you
better treat her right.
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Thank you, Doc.
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Well, let me help you with that. It's
okay, Steve. I have it.
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Sorry, I don't speak Japanese.
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I'm from Oak Park.
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Oh, my faux pas.
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There for two, please. Right this way.
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Welcome. Welcome to Tanaka Gardens.
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I am Mr.
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Tanaka. And this is Yoshi, your
teppanyaki.
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It's an honor to be in your restaurant
tonight.
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Oh, thank you.
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It is an honor to have two people who
have such a great fashion sense.
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May I suggest the house special?
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Oh, what's in it?
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Oh, get it, honey. It's got a little bit
of everything, including squid.
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Joy.
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Thank you.
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a master chef does not come easy.
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It's a great deal of practice and
dedication and 30 bucks for my video.
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You mean you train chefs here?
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Sometimes, if they show promise. Oh,
I've got promise. I promise.
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I don't know. You see, a great chef must
learn to think not from here, but from
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here. And that is very difficult.
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Well, I don't know. I'm difficult.
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I'm afraid not.
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I'll work for free.
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We start Monday.
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Hello, Winslow.
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Well, Commissioner, what a surprise.
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Please, come in, come in. Thank you,
thank you.
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Can I get you anything?
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Coffee? Tea?
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Birdseed?
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No, thanks. I won't be here that long.
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Winslow, this is Andre.
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Wow, Andre. Andre's a pretty bird.
Pretty bird.
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Hey, and he talks, too.
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Well, Andre's a very pretty bird. Oh,
you two are going to have a lot of fun
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together.
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Fun together, sir?
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Well, you love birds. don't you?
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Well, actually, I never really thought
about him much except around
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Thanksgiving.
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Carl,
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please now listen. Andre is my wife's
pride and joy, and I need somebody to
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after him.
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Blanche and I are going off on a second
honeymoon.
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Oh, very nice.
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I wonder if it's anything like the first
one.
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Well, don't worry, sir.
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Andre and I are going to have great fun
this weekend.
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What weekend? We're going to be gone two
weeks.
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Two weeks? Yeah, now listen, all of his
stuff is in that bag. His food, his
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toys, his books.
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He reads?
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Oh, be ridiculous.
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He just likes to look at the pictures.
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Now listen, if he gets cranky, all you
have to do is sing his favorite song,
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Achy Breaky Heart.
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That's a good one, sir.
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I'm serious.
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I'll learn it.
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Hey, Steve.
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Moshi moshi.
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So, how's the world of a chef training?
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Oh, Yoshi's teaching me a lot.
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Thank you.
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for when you accidentally stabbed him.
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That will give, but shoo, shoo, shoo. I
have lots of work to do. Thank you.
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Stephen, who are these pretty young
ladies?
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Oh, well, Mr. Tanaka, this is my very
special friend, Laura Lee Wingslow.
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And I'm Matt.
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It would be truly an honor if you would
stay and have dinner.
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Well, I really don't... It's on the
house.
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Where do I sit?
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Do you have lobster?
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Ladies,
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tonight your dinner will be prepared by
our newest master chef.
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Oh, wow!
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Who?
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You, my friend.
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May I have your word with you, please?
Girl,
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this is great dinner and a show.
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What show?
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Watch and stay work.
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I know you would like for me to cook
tonight, but with all due respect, are
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out of your mind?
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Now, Steve, please, I know exactly what
I'm doing.
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It is only fitting that you make your
cooking debut in front of the woman your
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heart has chosen.
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How'd you know it was Laura?
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Oh, your eyes told the whole story.
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You looked at her exactly the same way I
looked at my wife the first time I saw
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her.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Oh, Mr. Tanaka, I... I've loved Laura
Winslow ever since kindergarten, but she
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never paid me any attention.
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It's only now that she started to have
feelings for me.
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Oh. Well...
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then you will impress her by showing her
all that you have learned, yes?
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Oh, I'm not ready. I'll make a fool of
myself.
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Oh, that is not true. See, I have
watched you grow from an awkward
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into a little less awkward moth.
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You have observed.
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You have studied hard. You have trained
well.
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You are...
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Let me show you how I've done a little
3J.
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Check it out.
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Eddie's the man.
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Eddie is the man.
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Andre is a pretty bird.
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Pretty bird.
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You're right, Dad.
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Bird brain.
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Hey, maybe if I give it some pizza,
it'll talk, huh? Good idea.
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Hey, Andre, you like pepperoni?
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Here you go. you go.
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That bird bit me.
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You know, I can't believe Commissioner
Geis left me with this stupid bird.
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That Geis is an idiot.
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first time, your newest teppanyaki chef,
Mr. Stephen Q.
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Urkel.
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With your permission,
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I would like to prepare a specialty of
the house.
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Tsunami!
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Think not from the head, think from the
heart.
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He did?
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Mr. Tanaka!
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Oh, I'm so sorry. I caused all this
damage. I promise I'll repay you. I'm so
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sorry. Sorry?
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With your quick thinking and your over
-the -top response, you saved my
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restaurant.
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You killed my business, but you saved my
restaurant.
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You mean you're not mad at me?
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No, no.
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I am very grateful.
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A soggy restaurant is much better than a
burned -down restaurant.
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Oh, you are a kind and wise man. Kind
and wise.
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Well, one day when the place is all
dried out, you can come back here and
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any time you like.
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Really?
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Oh, thank you.
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I am a very fortunate man.
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Because no one got hurt?
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That and I just renewed my flood
insurance.
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Guys is a great guy.
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Guys is a great guy.
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Oh, come on, Bert, you can say it.
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Geis is an idiot!
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Now look, you stupid bird.
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Geis is going to be here any minute.
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And you are going to say Geis is a great
guy, or I'm going to... I'm going to...
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understand.
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And if you tell my heart, my achy,
breaky heart, he might blow up and kill
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man.
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I love you, bird.
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Geis is an idiot.
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Geis is an idiot.
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You see, Geis is here now.
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Probably have my job for this.
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What did you say?
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Oh, Guy, she's a great guy.
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Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
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Well, Commissioner Guy, come in. How was
your vacation, sir? Welcome back.
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I'm glad to be back on the line of fire.
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Well, here's Andre.
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Happy, healthy, and was no trouble at
all.
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Well, thank you, Carl.
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You know, I don't really consider you a
captain.
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Thank you, sir. You're more than that.
Like a high -level subordinate.
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All right, Andre.
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Hop up. Let's go home.
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Geist is an idiot.
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Geist is an idiot.
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I can explain that, sir. There's nothing
to explain.
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Well, I'd like to try, sir, you see. No,
that's all right. My wife taught him to
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say that.
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She thinks it's hilarious.
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I don't. Oh, no, not funny at all.
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I'll tell you the truth.
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Between you and me, sometimes Blanche
can be a real pain in the butt. Oh.
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Blanche is a pain in the butt. No, no,
no.
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Blanche is a pain in the butt. No, no,
no.
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Blanche is a great wife. Blanche is a
great wife. Blanche is a pain in the
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What a night. You can say that again.
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I almost blew away your weave.
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I have to go shake the rice out of my
pants.
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Uh, Steve, wait.
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You want to come help?
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No.
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I just want to tell you, um, you really
impressed me tonight.
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I did?
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Yeah.
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I always think of you as, well, very
clumsy.
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But the way you cooked tonight, it
was...
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It was really cool.
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Cool?
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Yeah.
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I would even go so far as to say sexy.
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Sexy?
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Very.
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I'd like... Yeah?
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If you'd like, I could chop some
vegetables right now.
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Let's not cheapen it with additional
produce.
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