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You seem happy. Oh, why not?
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It's the Christmas season, and I just
landed a holiday job.
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Oh, what's the job?
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I'm going to be a rapper.
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Get out of here. You can't even carry a
tune.
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No, not rap.
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Rap. I'm working down at the mall,
wrapping Christmas presents.
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I'm surprised anyone's going to let you
handle breakables.
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Oh, yes, I like, I like.
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Thanks.
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Touch it and spend Christmas in a body
cast.
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Well, I wouldn't think of it. It's
absolute perfection.
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Well, except for that little bear spot
right there. Don't touch it.
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Oh, but Laura... Don't touch it.
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Really, it's right here. Steve, I know
where you sleep.
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Well, look, I know you're worried that
I'm going to hurt your precious little
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house, but please give me some credit.
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Please don't. Look what
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you
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did.
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There you go.
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There you go. We got it in there. All
righty. Not too far.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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All right, wait a minute. Okay.
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Maneuver a little bit. All right.
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Just get that door.
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All right. There you go.
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She's a beauty, huh? Yeah.
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And I want to thank you for letting me
cut this tree off your property. Oh, no
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problem, Carl.
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That'll be $69 .95.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Oh.
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Never kid with a man on a budget. Oh,
sorry.
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Here we go.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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It's my Christmas gift. Oh, man. To you
and your family. Thank you, Willie.
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That's beautiful.
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Yeah. Hey, uh, did you get your gift
from Commissioner Geis?
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He handed it to me personally.
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Me too.
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Wait a minute.
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I'm captain. Shouldn't mine be bigger?
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Well, maybe he took looks in the
account.
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You want to see what's inside?
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No, I'd like to wait till Christmas.
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Fudge.
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What a cheapskate.
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After all the work we've done, all the
overtime putting our lives on the line,
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and what does the commissioner give us?
A lousy, stinking piece of fudge. You
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want a piece?
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Give me the nutty part.
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Well, I got to get to earn my fudge.
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I want to thank you. Hey, Merry
Christmas. Merry Christmas. Hi,
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hon. Oh.
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Congratulate me. What?
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I did all my Christmas shopping in one
day.
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Hey, congratulations.
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And you fit every gift in that little
bag.
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Oh, no.
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No, these are the receipts.
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Oh. Chuck's bringing the gifts later.
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But, Paul, I only have one more person
to buy for.
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Who? Steve.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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Just give Steve some cheese or something
with eight legs, and he's happy as a
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clam.
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Richard, did I ever tell you how...
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wonderful and generous Mr.
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and Mrs. Winslow are, God broke the mold
when he made those fine people.
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Give it up, Free J.
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I already got you a present.
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Well, you cannot blame my brother for
trying.
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Oh, Richie.
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Great news.
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Your mom called today, and Helen's
feeling better, and so she's gonna be
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for Christmas.
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Really?
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best Christmas ever!
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Yes!
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Well,
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that's the lights.
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Ma, I spoke to Dr. Fleming. He said he
can't play Santa at the mall, so you're
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gonna have to find somebody else.
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Oh, great.
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Well, what lame excuse did he give this
time?
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Something about a heart transplant.
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Oh.
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He's doing one?
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Mm -mm.
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Gee, honey, that's really terrible.
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Where are you going to find another
sinner this short notice?
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Merry Christmas. Yeah, hi.
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Yeah. Yeah, hi. How are you?
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It's Christmas.
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Kids don't want to see a sad, sad Santa.
They want to see a happy, perky Santa.
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Pack it up, Carl.
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Mom, do I really have to wear this
stupid outfit?
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Oh, honey, you look adorable.
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Mom, the whole world is going to see me
dressed like this. Oh, honey, nobody
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will care.
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have any keebler cookies nice bells they
look great with your pointy shoes oh
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what's the matter take it easy sorry
girl i feel i look like a fool in this
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outfit no you don't you just look like
the eighth dwarf dorky
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well that's one less christmas gift i
got to buy
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See you later.
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Hey!
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There's Chee and Mrs. Claus!
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No, son.
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That is Mrs. Claus.
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She's just in civilian clothing.
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Is number 20 ready yet?
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Oh, just finished it. Well, it's about
time.
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Well, excuse me. What?
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That's $6 .95.
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Huh?
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Uh, Stephen, you just gave that package
away.
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She scared me.
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Listen, Sugar Plum, you rap very well,
but we can't afford to spend an hour and
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a half for a gift. Remember, we're paid
per package.
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But Snow Globe, each package is like a
work of art. And art can't be rushed.
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And when your art starts hurting our
honeymoon fun, I have to put my foot
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What would you like for Christmas?
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I wasn't sure how you organized your
inventory, so I cross -referenced my
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by manufacturer's name, product code,
and suggested retail price.
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But first, let's review last year's
list.
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What do you think? I have the answer. I
have the answer.
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The ribbon from number eight.
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Yes, I love that.
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You like? I think you would.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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Here we go.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Use number two.
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Number two, right. Okay, all right. It
is an extra if I use different
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combinations, right?
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No.
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customer. Now make her pick a sample and
move on.
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But Ira, the customer has to be happy.
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That attitude and your snail's pace will
send us to the poorhouse.
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A spear.
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And remember, volume, volume, volume.
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Yes, I know, I know, I know.
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You know what?
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Um, I've changed my mind.
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I'm gonna take that back.
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It's really coming down out there. Yep,
looks like we're going to have a white
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Christmas tomorrow.
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You have any trouble getting home?
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Oh, no, not on my snowmobile.
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Hey, CJ, let's go make a snowman.
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No way.
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Snowball fight. You and me.
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You're on, man.
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Oh, Richie.
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Your mom called.
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Great. When is she coming?
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Oh, honey, I got bad news. The Detroit
airport was snowed in, so she's not
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to be able to make it.
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I'm sorry, sweetie.
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Your mom loves you very, very much, and
she'd do anything to be with you.
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We'll have a wonderful Christmas anyway.
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Thanks, Grandma, but without my mom, it
won't be Christmas.
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Stop hurrying. Well, thank you. It's
beautiful.
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Did you remember to take off the price
tag?
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Yes, I do.
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Well, Brian, I suppose you have a long
list of presents, huh?
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Oh, no. I just want one thing.
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Oh, really? What is it? A new bike? A
jet ski?
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A computer?
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No.
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I want a job for my dad.
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A job for your dad?
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Yeah. He's not too happy right now.
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He really needs one. He's pretending
everything's okay.
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But I know it bothers him.
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You think you could get him a job,
Santa? I want him to be happy for
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Well, Brian, I'll tell you what.
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You give this car to your dad.
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This guy, he's a personal friend of
mine. His name is Carl Winslow. Nice
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Good looking, too.
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But he probably could help your dad.
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You think so?
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Oh, I know so, Brian.
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Thanks, Santa. You're welcome.
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Hey!
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Where's 37?
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37? Where's 36?
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How?
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I'm moving as fast as I can, Myra. Well,
kick it in the hide, baby.
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This
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is
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a mess.
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I'm not paying for this.
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Take your present and blow.
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You and your loudmouthed wife are
holding up the line.
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Shut up. You want a piece of me,
Christmas boy?
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It's not going to be the same without my
mom watching.
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Where's Eddie?
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Oh, he left a note on the Christmas
tree. He had to pick up a gift.
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On Christmas Day?
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Only thing open at 7 -Eleven. I guess
I'm getting the same thing I got last
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year. A Slurpee.
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Hey, I declare open season on all
presents.
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Carl, Harry, wait.
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I'm going to get you your gift from me.
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Here it is.
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What is that?
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Steve,
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it's beautiful.
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Thank you.
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Well, I know how much you love things,
so I just knew it would make the perfect
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gift. Well, you know something, Steve?
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There was only one thing wrong with this
photograph.
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What's that?
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You're not in it.
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Oh, darn.
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You're going to make me fall like a
baby.
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I need tissue.
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What? I didn't get Steve anything.
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What? We've got to give him something.
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That's first for Commissioner Geist.
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Here's something for you.
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For joy, Steve, for joy.
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Hey, son.
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Hey, now, Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas, everybody.
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Merry Christmas, baby.
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Eddie, where have you been?
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Didn't you read my note, Mom?
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I had to pick up a present.
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Then where is he?
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Right here.
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Eddie drove all night to get me so I
could be here with you today.
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This is great.
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I thought you weren't going to make it.
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Honey, the way Eddie drove, I didn't
think so either.
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Oh, Rachel.
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Oh, Rachel. How did you make it all the
way to Detroit in this blizzard? Easy.
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I tailgated a snow plow.
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Thank you, Eddie.
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Hey, man.
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It wouldn't be Christmas if the whole
family wasn't here now, would it?
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Hey, Eddie.
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Thank you.
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Oh, that's nice. That is wonderful.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, holy night.
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The stars are brightly shining.
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It is the night of our day.
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