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Steve.
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Do you have to do that?
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Yep. I'm getting for a new record.
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3 ,020.
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3 ,030. Oh, wait. No, no, no, no, no.
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Now, no more paddle ball.
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Huh.
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No more paddle ball.
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Thank you, because I have to study.
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I'm trying to study.
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Now get out of here before I bust you
upside your head.
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Well, sure.
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As long as you ask so nicely.
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You know, I was going to tell you
something really neat, too, but not
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My, you're getting stronger.
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Evidently not strong enough.
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Look, Myrtle, just because you're
Steve's cousin does not mean that you
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over here without calling.
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Edward, I have come all the way from the
great state of Mississippi to
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personally invite you to the event of
the year, the Biloxi debutante ball.
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Gee, I'm so sorry I can't go.
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But you don't know when it is.
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Doesn't matter.
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My introduction to Biloxi Society.
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Biloxi Society?
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What do they do, put your picture on the
side of a bus?
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Just all you want.
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But if I don't show up with a good
-looking man, that Sarah Sue Pettyjohn
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make me the laughingstock of Biloxi.
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Well, hasn't your shoe size already done
that?
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That Sarah Sue is a snooty... little
trollop who's always been jealous of my
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beauty.
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Now, I will fly you in, buy you a tux,
and give you a lot of spending money.
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Nope.
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If you say yes, maybe I'll say Ferrari.
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You can say legit Ferrari like here.
Ain't no way I'm taking you anywhere.
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He doesn't thank you culturally enough
for money.
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Say what?
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Yes.
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Big Daddy's trying to pair me up with
some spinely, smooth -talking pretty
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But I like my man's rough and bumpy.
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Hey, Max.
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Oh, hi, Max. Well, you're all gussied
up.
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What are you more off to tonight?
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The sizzle club. Word is Tony Braxton's
in town and might drop by tonight.
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Hey, girl.
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Whoa, mama!
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Ring -a -ling -a -ding -dong.
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Girl, you are looking hot.
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Hot? Why, she could break up Siegfried
and Roy.
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That dress is kicking.
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That dress is history.
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What? Laura, sweetheart, I can't allow
you to go out in public dressed like
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that. Do you really think that's fair?
Laura, if you want to go to the fizzle
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club, you're going to have to go
upstairs and change right now.
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All right.
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Oh, yeah.
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Much better. Dee, shut him up.
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Is this better, Daddy?
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Yes, sweetheart, you look beautiful.
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Yeah, I'll be a big hit if it's nun
night at the sizzle club.
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That's cute.
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Well, have fun.
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Yeah, gobs of fun.
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Well, look at it this way, Laura.
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At least know the girl will be wearing
that dress.
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Yeah, I won't either.
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I thought you gave in too easy.
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Check you tomorrow, man. Be cool, man.
All right. Peace.
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Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace. Peace.
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Peace.
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Peace.
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to ask you one more time to escort me to
the Biloxi debutante ball.
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Now, this is your last chance, for I
absolutely refuse the bag.
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No.
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Oh, please. I have to go with that
pretty boy Big Daddy picked out for me.
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Oh, my God, what is that?
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How's she doing?
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She's still unconscious.
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Oh, I'm really sorry. I tried to stop
the car, but... No, man, it wasn't your
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fault. Really.
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Thanks.
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Oh, my God!
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Look what I did to her face!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, it was already like that.
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If I can do anything, please give me a
call.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Hello. I'm Dr. Rubin.
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Eddie Winslow.
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Listen, Doc, is she going to be all
right?
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Well, next 24 hours are going to be very
critical for your girlfriend. Oh, hold
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up now.
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She ain't my girlfriend.
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Well,
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I'm going to
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send a plastic surgeon up to look at her
face.
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Well, she didn't get hit in the face.
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I know.
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I'm very concerned, Eddie.
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If Myrtle doesn't regain consciousness
soon, there's a strong possibility that
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she never will.
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This is terrible.
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Myrtle, this is all my fault.
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Lord, this girl risked her life to save
mine.
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And all I've done is treat her badly.
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Please let her wake up.
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If you do, I promise I'll never say mean
things to her again or try to push her
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out of my life.
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I'll even... I'll even... I'll even
escort her to the debutante ball.
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Hallelujah, I'm healed!
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is taking you to the windy city oh good
we're taking our cameras to chicago's
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hottest nightclub the sizzle club where
we caught up with the hot tony braxton
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oh no this is a
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rerun no no no no it isn't you and max
just went to see tony braxton last night
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yes the sizzle club's definitely the hot
spot in chicago
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You on TV.
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No, it's not.
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You know how they say that everybody has
a person that looks just like them?
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That's my double.
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Then your double is wearing that tiger
print dress that I told you not to wear.
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It's me.
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I changed records after I left the
house.
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I just cannot believe that you did that.
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You're not going to yell at me?
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No, Laura, I'm not going to yell at you.
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I'm too disappointed to yell at you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
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and Mrs. Charles T. Wentworth of
Wentworth Stables.
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That's so magical. How can I ever thank
you for escorting me?
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Don't mention it.
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I mean, don't mention it to anyone.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Big Daddy Urkel of
Urkel Peanuts.
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That's a Mr.
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Big Daddy to you, sonny boy.
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Edward.
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Can you just stand there with that music
surging through your bones?
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Hey, look.
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There's Big Daddy.
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Myrtle, my child.
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Don't you Myrtle, my child, me.
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I know what you're thinking, and I will
have nothing to do with that Marshall
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character.
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You know I love Eddie Winslow.
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I think I'm going to have to have a
little talk with him.
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Now, baby girl, why don't you go and fix
your face?
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Why does everybody keep telling me to do
this?
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Excuse me, Edward.
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Take your time.
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Son, I'm gonna give you $10 ,000 right
now to get your
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yankhead butt up on a plane.
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Ooh, sir, I really wish I could.
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But, uh, you see, I made a promise to
God that I would escort Myrtle to this
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ball tonight.
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We just gonna have to see about that,
won't we?
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Step out my way, boy.
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There goes that uppity Sarah Sue.
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We hate each other's guts.
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I was hit by a sport utility vehicle.
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What's your excuse?
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You have absolutely no breeding
whatsoever.
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You see, that's the difference between
old money and new money.
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Oh, how true, how true.
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Old money has more wrinkles.
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No, no thanks.
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But it's double fun.
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Laura, I'm not hungry.
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Dad, can I talk to you about something?
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Mm -hmm. Sure. Have a seat.
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Look, I can take it when you're angry
with me, or when you're grouchy with me,
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or even when you yell at me, but I just
cannot take it when you're disappointed
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in me.
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Daddy? I'm sorry I wore that dress to
the Sizzle Club.
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But I'm 20 and I feel like I should be
able to wear any dress I want to.
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But sweetheart, you intentionally lied
to me.
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And then you went behind my back.
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But I really wanted to wear that dress.
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You're a beautiful young lady.
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And if you wear that dress, you might
not get the respect that you deserve.
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I never thought of it that way.
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Sweetheart, you're a young adult now.
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But if you want to be treated like a
young adult, you're going to have to
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acting like one.
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You're actually beginning to think of me
as an adult?
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I'm trying.
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But an adult would have stayed to talk
out our problem.
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You're right.
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So you're saying if I wear something you
don't approve of...
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We could talk about it, and you might be
willing to bend a little?
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Yeah, I'll bend a little.
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But I'm not willing to break.
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Thanks, Ben.
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I'll do a little bending myself.
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Our next beloved guest...
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is Miss Sarah Sue Pettyjohn.
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Hello, gentle people.
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I'm just so tickled to be here.
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I am presently attending LSU, majoring
in both pre -med and pre -law, and my
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goal is to be an extra on Baywatch.
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to be escorted by my Prince Charming.
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Edward Winslow is just gravy on my
biscuits.
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I am somewhat incapacitated.
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And I may be a lot of things, but I
certainly am not icky.
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Does anybody else here think I'm icky?
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Yes!
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Well, I can take a hint.
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Come on, baby girl. Myrtle, wait.
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Wait.
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Now, listen, everybody.
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Myrtle has waited her whole life for
this evening.
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And nothing, nothing would stop her from
being here. Not even getting hit by a
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car. An Explorer.
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A big sucker, too.
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Now, she pushed me out of the way of
that car and saved my life.
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How many of you would have done the same
for a friend, huh?
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It shows courage, class, and sacrifice.
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Myrtle deserves to be here.
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And there's absolutely no way that we're
leaving.
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In fact, Miss Myrtle May Urkel,
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I can't believe I'm saying this.
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Would you honor me with a dance?
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Oh, take me, Edward.
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I got the peanut butter, but you ain't
got no bread.
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I wish you hadn't told me that. I'm
going to knock you upside your head.
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I got that feeling funky, getting down
and spunky.
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Creamy, smooth and chunky peanut butter.
One more time, boy. Come on. I got that
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feeling funky, getting down and spunky.
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