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Yeah.

seconds to kill.

Got some more barbells in the garage you can have.

on the newspaper page and love and tradition of the grand design some

it's even harder to find well then there must be some magic clue inside

these gentle walls cause all I see is a towel of

Fletcher, and I don't believe it. Of all the nerves.

Oh, now just calm down, pudding.

Well, what's the matter, Mother Winslow?

A bunch of politicians are cutting the budget for the Senior Citizen Center.

Yep, those scoundrels are trying to shave off $8 ,000.

There must be something we can do.

I could throw in that $20 I was going to borrow from Dad.

chocolate chip cookie.

Laura, we're trying to help people, not kill them.

Parathon. Here's our fee.

Oh, thanks, guys. The Senior Citizen Center can really use this money.

I hope I'm not talking out of turn, but if there's any money left over, I think

it should go to the old people.

It will.

So?

So who are you going to the dance with?

You know, I've been so busy, I haven't had a chance to ask anybody.

Hey, hold your chicken. I know who you could go with.

You could go with my cousin Bob.

Bob? Yeah, short for Baba Laba Ding Dong.

What does he like, Waldo?

Well, he likes dogs, soda pop, and curling up with a good book in front of

microwave.

Waldo, I don't like blind dates. That's how I met Steve Urkel.

Well, it's not really a blind date. All you have to do is dance with him.

All right, then I'll go.

Good. I'll give my cousin Baba Laba Ding Dong a ring -a -ding -ding.

And if he's not home, I'll leave a message with his mom. Ba -ba -ba -ba -ba

-ring.

My toes don't.

Hi. Hi.

Hey. Hey, Mr. Winslow. I heard Steve gave you a whooping arm wrestling.

No, he didn't. I won.

Yeah, but it took you a minute. With Steve Urkel, that's the same as being

whooped.

Can you believe that?

I beat Steve.

Yeah, but it did take you a while.

I'll bet you have. Why, thank you.

Stevie picked it out. He says we're going to win.

Well, Steve is wrong.

Harry and I are going to win.

Oh, you must be kidding.

You barely beat me in arm wrestling. Oh, but I'll wipe the floor up with you

dancing.

Oh, come now, will you?

Endurance. One of us has a one in front of his age.

The other has a four.

Hey, Waldo, the dance is almost about to start. Are you sure your cousin Bob is

coming? Yep.

There he is now.

Your cousin is gorgeous.

No, that's not him.

Him. That's my cousin Bob.

Waldo's told me all about you.

Well, Waldo's told me almost everything about you.

Hey, can I get you something from the snack table before we start?

Sure, I'm kind of thirsty.

Waldo, why didn't you tell me your cousin Bob was a little person?

Yeah, why didn't you say so?

He already knows.

No, why didn't you tell me?

Dad. it make a difference what am i gonna do you're just gonna dance with me

know i'm nervous i'm afraid i'll say something about his height just relax

you'll be fine hey i got your nice piece good evening everybody

and thanks for coming out and supporting our cause all right now everybody let's

go over the rules

We have a special treat for you.

So let's give it up for that hot new group.

All for one.

She's got the potion in the motion to cure my ill. She's got

ill. Yo, Jimmy, man. Who's that girl I saw you with the other day?

Oh, man, that's the cutie I met from around the way, G. But yo, check this

A small little rump steak, a chicken really steak and baked.

She's got gills.

And a sliding working booty left and right. She's

got gills.

Because she can work.

To cure my ill, she got ill.

Well, I said ill.

Girl has got it going on. She got ill.

She works that booty all night long.

She got ill. She hit me with the...

graduation? Well, it's always been my dream to go to Harvard and become a

midget.

Oh, Bob.

I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I can't tell you how sorry I am.

Look, Laura, I'm sorry you're not comfortable with my height, but I am.

Not that I'm uncomfortable.

I'm just a little nervous and edgy and uptight.

It's all right. You don't run into to little people that often. I mean, if I

into a guy half my size, I'd probably put my foot in my mouth, too.

Hello, boss.

You could have made me feel really bad, but you didn't.

You're a really nice guy.

Stevie? Are you okay?

No, it's nothing.

I just have the blister the size of Montana.

Well, then we ought to go home.

I'll bathe your feet in warm, sudsy water.

Not as long as he's still on the dance floor.

Harry, look at Steve Mippet.

I got him on the ropes now.

I'm adapting with the dip now. Come on.

Are you okay? No.

I pulled my back out.

Let me help you.

You okay, big guy?

Oh, yes.

I'm fine. Fine, fine.

You're in pain.

We gotta quit.

No. Not while he's still on the dance floor.

We ain't give up. Throw in the blanket. Admit defeat.

Yes. Cool.

Paul. Huh?

Why don't we call it quits?

We've been dancing for over 11 hours.

What? And let that little cheese eater win?

Cheese eater?

I ain't watch what I say, donut dude.

Listen, I've got a solution.

Why don't we just call it a day? Oh, great idea. Then we'd all... be a

Ties up a wince.

Yeah, forget it.

Carl, I didn't think it was possible.

But the older you get, the more childish you get.

What's your point?

You two are the only ones left.

And you don't have any partners.

It's over.

We're going to hop on the Harley.

I guess I got a little crazed.

I'm sorry, too.

I guess I did kind of egg you on.

No, that's no excuse, Steve.

Steve?

Steve,

is this the... Well, it's just hard to accept that you of all people almost

me.

Someday you probably will.

You know, it takes a big man to say that.

I guess that's why you're the big guy.