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Mrs. Winslow? Is my bra strap showing?
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Well, it isn't showing.
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Come on in.
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Is Laura ready for the party?
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Yeah. Hold on a second.
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Laura!
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Maxie's here!
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Coming!
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Oh, girl!
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That's a great dress. Can I borrow it
sometime?
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Sure. After I'm dead.
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Bye, Mrs. Winslow.
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Oh, Mom.
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Huh? Can I stay out a little past curfew
tonight?
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Well, let me think.
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No.
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Mom. Laura, why must we go through this
every time you get ready to go out?
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But, Mom, the party really doesn't get
started until 11.
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But your curfew's at 12.
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Not a minute later. So party hardy for
an hour.
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Besides, bet your Maxine doesn't stay
out past her curfew.
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I don't have a curfew.
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I don't care what Maxine does.
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She's not my daughter. You are. And
you're not staying out past curfew. End
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story.
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I love that young lady.
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Wow. She is good.
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It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say it's even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
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Is everything all set?
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What are you talking about?
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Harriet, tonight, my new boss, Captain
Savage, is coming for dinner.
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Oh, honey, just relax.
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Dinner's on the stove and everything is
set. Okay, maybe you should go upstairs
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and get dressed.
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I am dressed.
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And you look fantastic.
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I'm sorry, honey. I'm just a little
nervous tonight.
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This dinner could be my ticket to a big
promotion.
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Honey, just relax.
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Everything's going to be fine.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I guess I should just relax and enjoy
it.
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Oh, my God, he's here.
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He's here.
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He's here. Okay.
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Okay.
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Well,
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Captain, welcome to my humble abode.
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I'd see it better from the inside.
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Oh, yes, yes. Please, come inside, sir.
Come inside.
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Well... Nice digs, Winslow.
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Thank you, Captain.
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You're not on a take, are you?
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Sir, may I say that I cannot tell you
what a treat it is... No, make that an
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honor. No, no, no.
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Make that a privilege it is to have you
join us for dinner.
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Winslow, you're sucking up. Sorry, sir.
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Don't be.
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I like a good sucker -upper.
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Harriet, this is Captain Savage. Captain
Savage, this is my lovely wife,
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Harriet. How do you do? Hello.
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Savage? Yes, Savage.
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Suits me, don't you think?
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After all, I'm the roughest, toughest
cop on the force. But please, call me by
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my first name.
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What's that?
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Marion.
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You're very pretty.
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You must have married Carl when he was
handsome.
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Yes, I did.
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Please, have a seat.
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Here, I brought you to a gift.
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Gorgonzola. Oh, he brought us cheese.
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We love cheese.
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Hey, what can I say? I consider it that
way.
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So, Captain Savage, is there a Mrs.
Savage?
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No way.
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I couldn't settle down. I disappoint too
many women.
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I'm single by popular demand.
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I have three passions in life. Women,
work, and golf.
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Golf. The sport of kings.
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And captains.
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You play golf, Winslow?
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Do I play golf?
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Do I play golf?
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Everybody in the room who plays golf,
raise your hands.
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Go on, Harriet. Tell them how much I
play golf.
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Oh, yes. He plays golf like I've never
seen.
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on back here and check on them down.
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So, Winslow, what do you say we take in
18 holes with Dr.
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Mark? Oh, gee, sir, I don't know. I'm
having my putter re -putted. Oh,
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Nonsense. I'll pick up at 8.
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I'll be waiting outside at 7.
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You know something?
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Golf has made me thirsty. Who do I have
to promote to get a drink around here?
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Promote?
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Welcome to the Chicago Chiefs.
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Yes, it slipped my mind, sir.
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Oh, I like the cut of his jib.
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It's an unusually shaped jib, but I like
it just the same.
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You do, sir?
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I cannot believe you showed up at the
party. And looking like
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that...
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Trust me, young lady.
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What I look like is the least of your
worries.
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How could you do this to me, Mom?
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Do this to you? You know perfectly well
you were supposed to be home by
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midnight. Mom, I told you. I lost track
of time.
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Why are you freaking out like this?
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Because we have rules, Laura. And as
long as you're living under my rules,
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better abide by them.
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Mom, do you have any idea how humiliated
I was tonight?
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Everyone was staring.
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None of... this would have happened if
you had come home on time. Mom, none of
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this would have happened if you just
stopped treating me like a child.
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Treating you like a child?
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I'll stop treating you like a child when
you stop acting like a child. Now go to
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bed. You're grounded for a month.
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I'll never forgive you for this, Mom.
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Never.
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Nothing like starting the day with a
good hearty breakfast.
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Thanks for treating, Winslow.
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Hey, my pleasure, sir.
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Especially since you forgot your wallet.
Don't you just hate when that happens?
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I sure do.
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We insist.
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That's one.
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So, you want to go on to Chapter 12?
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We don't have to.
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You still mad at your mom?
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What do you think?
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I'll never live down what she did to me.
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What did she do that was so bad?
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You were there.
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She had the nerve to yank me out of the
party, and on top of that, she wore
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curlers in a row.
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Yeah, someday that'll be a funny story.
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Not soon, though.
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You are so lucky, Max.
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Your mother never butts into your life.
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Laura, you have no idea how lucky you
are.
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I got home at 3 a .m. from the party,
and you know who was waiting up on me?
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Who? No one.
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No one was worrying about me or asking
why I was so late.
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No one cared, Laura.
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No one cared at all.
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You know, so instead of complaining so
much about how mean your mother is, you
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should appreciate the fact that she
cares about you.
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Because you know what?
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I would trade places with you in a hot
second.
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It's your putt, Marion.
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This place is like a jungle. Don't you
ever mow this grass?
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Carl, have
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you noticed that Marion has been
augmenting his luck all day?
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Oh, yeah, I've noticed.
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Well, what are you going to do about it?
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Exactly what I've been doing.
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Absolutely nothing.
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My kidding's wrong.
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Steve, who is he hurting?
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I mean, look, Steve, if you want to get
ahead in life, sometimes you've just got
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to play along.
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Well, I can understand a little butt
-tissing at the dinner table, but this
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revolting. Why, you've abandoned every
strand of dignity.
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Listen, Steve.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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It's up to you.
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Handle it the way you see fit.
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After all, you're the one that's going
to have to live with yourself.
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It's closer than I thought.
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Sir, I believe that you kicked your ball
closer to the hole.
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I did?
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Well, yes, sir.
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Actually, you know, your ball has moved
several times today without the club
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even touching it.
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What are you saying, Winslow?
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Well, sir, I'm saying that, well, that
you're cheating, sir.
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I'm what?
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Cheating, sir.
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And I believe that that's wrong.
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Sir, we are cops.
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We're the good guys.
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We are supposed to do what's right.
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And we have a teenager with us.
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Hey, if we don't do what's right, how
can we expect the kids to do what's
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I have been a golfer for 20 years, and
no one has ever called me a cheater.
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And I'm your superior officer.
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I could bust you down to beat cops so
fast it'll make your head swim.
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I know, sir.
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And you're still standing up to me?
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Yes, sir.
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I like that.
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We need more honest cops on the force.
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Cops with enough guts to tell their
bosses when they're doing something
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Well, thank you, sir.
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Do it again and you're fired! Yes, sir.
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Yes? You want to talk?
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I'd like that.
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Mom, I messed up big time. I'm so sorry
I stayed out late.
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You are?
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Yeah.
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I know why you came and got me.
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You were worried about me, right?
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Yes, I was.
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It's just that when you showed up
sporting those curlers, I
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wanted to die.
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I don't blame you.
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It's just that it was after 1 o 'clock,
and I didn't know if you were still at
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the party or hurt somewhere.
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I didn't think about changing my
clothes.
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I just wanted to know that you were all
right.
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Well, if I had a 16 -year -old and I
didn't know where she was at 1 in the
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morning, I probably would have done the
same thing.
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Laura, are you growing up?
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Tell you what, I'll talk to your father
and see how he feels about extending
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your curfew to 1230.
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Thanks, Ma.
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How about 1245?
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Don't push it.
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Tonight at 8, you voted, and now we're
going to play your favorite Enterprise
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episode leading up to the Out of This
World season finale on Star Trek
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Enterprise. Then at 9, it's a special
encore of America's Next Top Model. Now
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stay tuned for Family Matters coming up
next on UPN 27.
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