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It's the Gospel of Music with Jeff.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page and love and predictions of the
grand design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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It's all I see is a tower of dreams.
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Real lovers in every scene.
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It's the bigger love of the family.
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Hey, Waldo. What's up? Who do you think
is the toughest wrestler?
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You mean other than my mom?
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Hurricane Al.
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He's not that tough.
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Oh, yeah?
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He got shot once and didn't know it for
two days.
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That's not tough. That's stupid.
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Hey, don't tell me about stupid.
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I know stupid.
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I've made stupid an art form.
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Hey, guys.
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Want to watch some, too?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Should have bought one for yourself.
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Hey.
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I know that guy.
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Who? That's Lyle Hopkins.
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You know one of the Psycho Twins?
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The Psycho Twins? Who are the Psycho
Twins?
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Just the top tag team wrestlers in the
whole world, that's all.
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Well, Lyle and I went to high school
together.
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Get out of here.
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Hey, don't tell your father to get out.
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For goodness sake, show some respect.
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You can stay, Mr. Winslow.
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Lyle and I were on the wrestling team.
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We used to practice together.
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Hey, Dad, the Psycho Twins are defending
their title or not on WrestleRama.
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You should go on down to the studio and
pay your old buddy a visit.
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Maybe I should.
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Then you should take your beloved son
with you.
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Ooh, can I come too? Please?
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For me, it would be like meeting the
Pope, only more religious.
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You can come, Waldo. Yeah.
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Hey.
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Do it.
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Oh,
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big guy, don't stand
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behind the door. You could get hurt.
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Goodbye, Steve.
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No.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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It's nose juice, my herbal, all -natural
cure for insomnia.
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Good for you, Urkel. Ever since Russia
broke up, there's been lots of fighting
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and insomnia.
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that something you want to tell your
Aunt Harriet?
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Uh, yeah.
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Nice blouse.
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Richie.
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Uh, what's going on here?
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I told a lie to my teacher.
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Oh, Richie, you know better than that.
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Well, it was just a little lie.
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Little? You told Mrs.
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Grossbacher that you didn't have your
homework because it blew out of an open
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window. Is that going to happen?
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But then he told her an eagle picked it
up and flew to Germany with it.
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You should have quit while you were
ahead.
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Professional wrestling ring.
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Mom never made it to the big time.
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Hey, Lyle.
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Come on, let's go.
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Girl,
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I haven't seen you since high school.
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How you doing, man? I'm doing fine, man.
You're doing terrific.
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I always knew you'd make it big. Well, I
was always big. I just had to make it.
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Remember that time we took those two
girls in a... Uh, uh, uh, uh, lie, lie,
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lie, lie.
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This is my son, Edward.
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Hey, yo, I wish I could hear the rest of
that story. I wish I could remember it.
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Oh, and these are his friends, Steve and
Waldo. Hey, guys.
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Sorry.
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It didn't hurt.
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Wow, a psycho twin pressed my flesh.
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Sir, would you do me the honor of
autographing my boxer shorts?
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Or if you're too busy now, I can leave
them with you and you can mail them back
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to me.
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I got a better idea.
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Why don't you guys come back tonight and
I'll give you front row seats to our
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championship match.
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Thank you, sir. Be right back. Where you
going?
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To the bathroom. I gave myself a wedgie.
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You haven't changed. You are still a
great guy.
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We'll see you tonight.
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All right, Carl.
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Hey, guys.
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Let's kill some time by grabbing some
dinner, huh?
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Some kind of juice tastes good.
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That's what was in here?
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What? The psycho twins guzzled this
down, and now they're in the locker room
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sleeping like babies.
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The big one's sucking his thumb.
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Uh -oh.
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Those sucking cocks was an overbite.
Just ask my Uncle Bieber face.
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Just how much did they drink?
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The whole bottle.
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Oh, my.
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Why, my snooze juice was highly
concentrated.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I can't wait to psych those out.
How long are they going to be out?
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It's 7 .20, so they should be sleeping
until Thursday.
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We're on the air in ten minutes.
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Whoa, that's way before Thursday.
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Look, if I don't deliver the psycho
twins, I'll get sued. And if I get sued,
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guys get sued.
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I'm going to call my lawyer.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute. Take it easy here
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now. Look, I know that this is an
unfortunate accident, and we'd love to
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you out here, but let's be reasonable.
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What could we possibly do?
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Fishwhackers look a little line on the
bush and heavy on the whackers.
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The second one of those glandular
mutants touches me, I'm taking a dive.
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Steve, you don't have to. Lou spoke to
the guys.
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He filled them in. They know we're not
real wrestlers. They're going to make us
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look great.
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Well, do you mean to tell me I get to
pummel big guys and they won't pummel me
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back? That's right.
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Wow. I can't believe this. My father's
actually gonna fight a professional
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wrestler. Yeah.
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Hey, after the match, you think I could
ride with him in the ambulance?
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Listen up!
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Only one wrestler from each team is
allowed in the ring at one time.
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Now, you're not allowed to come in the
ring unless you tag your partner first.
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You got it?
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Yeah!
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Those psycho imps will be ground check
when the Bushwhackers get their mojo
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working.
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Richie, why aren't you doing your
homework?
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Oh, I'm watching Uncle Carl and Uncle
Steve wrestle in the Bushwhackers.
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Richie, they went to the wrestling
match. They're not in the wrestling
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Sure they are. They're the psycho twins
and they're kicking butt.
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All right, that does it. I've warned you
about lying. Now I'm going to have to
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have a serious talk with...
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That's right.
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But I sure wish you were.
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Wow. You must be so proud of your
father, then.
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Fudge! Break loose!
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Kill him!
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Remove his bloody face off!
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Hey, mate.
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Don't you smudge off his feet.
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You ain't doing too bloody bad.
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Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Bushwacker.
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Call me Luke, mate. And what do you
folks do for a job?
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Oh, well, actually, I'm a student. But
my compadre here, well, he's a cop. A
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what?
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A cop, a fuzz, a flatfoot, a bobby, a
chandong.
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My brother and me, we hate cops.
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Oh, well, how come?
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My mother was arrested by a cop.
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last night.
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All right.
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They couldn't catch her to them.
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Your dad makes it look so real.
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Yo, we got some back.
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Steve, everything was going just fine
until you blabbed that I was a cop.
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Well, Carl, this whole ugly debacle
would have never happened had you not
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dragged me down to that palace of pain.
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Steve, ooh, ow.
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The real psycho twins would have still
been in the ring wrestling if it wasn't
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for your stupid sleepy juice.
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Stop!
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No juice!
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Don't tell me. He wants to sue me for
all the damages caused by the riot.
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Nope. It seems that you and Steve were a
big hit. He wants you back in the ring
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again tomorrow night.
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What?
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No way.
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He wants you to wrestle the nurses. I'll
be there.
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