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Hey! Sorry, but I got great news for
you.
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You finally gonna pay me that money you
owe me?
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Get real.
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My friend Derek from Mighty Winnie wants
to go out with you.
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Forget it, I don't like blind dates.
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Well, why not?
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That's how I met Steve Urkel.
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Oh, yeah.
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But Derek is nothing like Steve.
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His pants go all the way down to his
shoes.
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And I'm sure he has a great personality,
too, but...
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Blonde dates are uncomfortable, and I
just don't feel like going through that.
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But, Laura, you don't get... Stop it,
Eddie. You're not going to convince me
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go out with some loser friend of yours
who can't get a date unless he begs his
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manager at Mighty Weenie to set him up
with Hello There.
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Laura, Derek.
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Derek, Laura.
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Hi, Laura.
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Hello, Derek.
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So my brother tells me you'd like to go
out with me?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Well, Derek...
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I'm an old -fashioned girl, and I hardly
know you at all, so if you wish to take
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me out on a date, you're going to have
to convince me.
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Please? Okay.
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It's a rare condition.
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This day and age to read any good news
on the newspaper page.
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And love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
Real lovers in every scene.
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It's the bigger love of the family.
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Okay, here's the skinny.
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Since you wore out the numbers on our
credit card, we have accumulated a
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whopping 3 ,000 points that we can
exchange for a free gift.
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Ooh, let's let our fingers do the
shopping.
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Oh, I like that.
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Oh. Wow, look at this TV.
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Surround sound, picture in picture,
remote control.
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Let's get it.
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Look at that refrigerator.
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Well, yeah, it's nice.
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Nice? Yeah. It's beautiful.
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Frost free, ice maker, 21 cubic feet.
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Could hold a lot of pie, Carl.
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I want the TV, Harriet.
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The refrigerator, Carl.
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The TV, Harriet.
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All right, here's the solution.
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I get the TV now, and then when we build
up another 3 ,000 points, you get the
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fridge. Well, why not the other way
around?
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Because I thought of it first.
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The refrigerator, Carl.
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The TV, Harriet.
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Fridge.
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TV. Refrigerator.
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I don't know why we're arguing here,
because I'm the
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breadwinner in the house, and it's my
paycheck that's earning most of the
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Oops.
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I can't believe you said that, Carl.
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No, I can't either, sweetheart. I'm
really sorry.
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So you didn't mean it? No, I meant it. I
just shouldn't have said it.
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I
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can't
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believe we've only been going out for a
week.
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Feels like I've known you forever.
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Yeah, it's amazing. We just clicked.
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There's only one thing I regret.
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What's that?
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We haven't done this Morocco.
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Well, knock me over with cheese.
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Stevie. What?
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Let's forget all about them and
concentrate on us.
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Why, Myra, you smell so... so
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pretty.
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What is that scent?
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It's my favorite fragrance called
Tigress.
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It's not me, Laura. It's just somebody
who looks a lot like me.
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Gotcha.
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Uh, Waldo. What's up?
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This is a drive -in.
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I know that.
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But my truck's in the shop.
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What movie are we seeing anyway?
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It's a double feature.
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The Age of Innocence and Spit Them
Eyeballs Out.
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Get ready, baby.
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This is gonna be a hot night.
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on to your suspenders, Stevie, because
I'm going to turn this car into a sauna.
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Do you have any gray, Poupon?
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No.
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Thanks anyway.
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Amazing.
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Waldo's IQ was two points higher. His IQ
would be two.
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Derek, Waldo's one of my best friends.
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Oh, mine too.
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I love the guy.
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But not as much as I love you.
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Let's just watch the movie, okay?
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Just one little kiss.
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Just one.
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Just one.
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Okay.
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little pushy too what i don't kill him
calm down steve i can handle it okay but
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if you need help any help at all you
just call for the earth man okay
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okay and will you protect me from my
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mouth -watering aroma.
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Pot roast.
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Pot roast.
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My all -time favorite meal.
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Holy moly!
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Oven -roasted potatoes and a vegetable
medley to boot.
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You know, I am so lucky.
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Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky,
lucky.
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Lucky.
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Not only is my wife intelligent,
beautiful, and charming, She's also the
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cook in the whole wide world.
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No need to chew. Just melts in your
mouth.
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Harriet, this is the best meal you have
ever made.
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Thank you.
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Here's your bill.
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our relationship is based on money, I
guess I'll have to start charging you
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my services.
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Oh, but, Harry, now, wait a minute. Oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, and, uh, here's the bill
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for your laundry.
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Twenty -eight bucks?
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That includes ironing.
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And, uh, that's the bill for last night.
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Okay, sweetie pie.
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No, Waldo. I'm cold and I want to go
home.
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But it's the middle of the movie. If we
leave now, we'll look stupid.
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It's too late for that.
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All right, then watch the stupid movie.
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Good girl.
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Stop it,
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Derek. I want to watch the movie.
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Why? We can always rent it later.
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I want to watch it now.
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Fine.
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Move that hand.
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Steven, come down here.
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Why not?
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Because you're trying to take advantage.
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you like it.
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Stop it, Mama.
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Come on, hunky stuff. You know you like
it.
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I told you I'd like to watch the movie.
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Get real, Laura.
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Nobody comes to a drive -in to watch the
movie.
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That's not true.
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Lots of people go to the drive -in just
to watch the movie.
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Why don't you look at that couple over
there?
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Steven, they're old.
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They've got to be pushing 30.
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I thought you liked me.
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I do, but we've only been seeing each
other for a week. I know. So how long do
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you expect me to wait?
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Well, I do like you, Myra.
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But we've only been seeing each other
for eight months.
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What did you call me? A baby. That's
exactly what you're acting like.
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You try to force me into doing something
I don't want to do, and then you call
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me names?
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That's it, Myra. Take it back. Right
now.
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Well, I'm sorry, but that's what you're
acting like.
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I am not a mama's boy.
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Why don't you know my mother doesn't
even like me?
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Well, I really care about you.
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No, you don't. Because if you did, you'd
understand how I feel.
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Well, maybe I'd care about you more if
you just loosened up a little bit.
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But, Steven, I love you.
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Well, if you do, you truly do, you'll
wait until I'm ready.
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You're right.
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I am?
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Absolutely. If you're uncomfortable
about this in any way, then it'll be
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for the both of us.
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After all, a catch like you is worth the
wait.
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Oh, thank you, Myra.
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So long, Derek. Have a nice life.
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I thought you were cool.
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I am.
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And I just proved it.
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Sure you do.
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A little surprise for you. Come on.
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Watch your step.
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Be careful now. Watch your step. Here we
go.
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All right. Ready?
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the refrigerator you wanted.
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Why aren't you happy?
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You don't get it, do you, Carl?
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No, I don't.
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This is not about a refrigerator.
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My problem is your attitude.
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Oh, come on.
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Are you going to tell me that I can't
even buy my way out of this?
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Carl, you know exactly why I'm so upset.
Now let me know when you want to talk
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about it. All right, wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Sweetheart, you are right.
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Our marriage is not about who earns the
most money.
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We're supposed to be equal partners.
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I was way out of line, and I'm sorry.
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Would you accept a plea of temporary
chauvinism?
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Okay.
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Tell you.
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Come over here to the doghouse.
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