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fill you in while you finish that bite.
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The Department of Parks and Recreation
of our fine, windy city is sponsoring a
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two -on -two basketball tournament.
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What do you say about that?
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Get out.
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I don't give me that.
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Now, Ed, I hope this tournament can be a
lot of fun.
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I mean, you're a terrific player, and
I'm getting better all the time.
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Season tickets to the Chicago Bulls.
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Really? I'm in. Great. And we have a
good chance, too. See, we buds have a
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Our close personal relationship allows
us to communicate silently without
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words.
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Words are important.
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be some magic clue inside these gentle
walls cause all I
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see is a tower of dreams real love
bursting out of every scene
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I think we need a brighter light in the
bathroom.
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I just spent a half an hour trying to
get my stick deodorant to work before I
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realized it was a candle.
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Laura, what's the matter?
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Oh, nothing.
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Just my whole life is over, that's all.
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Again?
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Come on.
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What happened?
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Well, you see, I got invited to this
really great party, right?
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The party.
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All the cool guys are going to be there.
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You see, the thing is, the party doesn't
start till 10, and Mom says I have to
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be home by midnight.
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I once had this problem.
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So I set all the clocks back a couple of
hours before I left the house.
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But don't you do that.
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Daddy, isn't that something you could do
to fix this?
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Okay.
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I suppose your mother didn't realize how
important this party is to you, so you
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go ahead and stay out an extra hour.
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Mm -hmm. I'll explain it to your mother
when she comes home.
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Thanks, Daddy. You're the best. Hey, I'm
too tired to argue.
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I gotta look through my closet and pick
out something wild and trashy. What?
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Something warm and sensible.
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Man, we've been here forever.
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Yeah.
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Too bad the sign -up table wasn't at
this end. We'd be first in line.
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Hey, what's up, D?
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Hey, D!
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Yo,
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this is a long line.
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Unless they move the table, in which
case you just butted in.
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gonna go procure an application form and
a sharp number two pencil.
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So what's new, guys?
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My underpants.
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Hey, man, that's Kenny Jackson, the
spider.
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Yo, man, Kenny's a legend.
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I mean, nobody beats the spider. If he
enters this tournament, we might as well
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go home.
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Hey, Eddie, what's going on?
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I'm just kicking it.
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Yeah, but listen, I was gonna team up
with Jimmy Miley for this tournament,
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he pulled his hamstring.
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I pulled a hamstring once, but all the
platelets fell off the bone.
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And you must be Waldo.
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Cool.
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Hey, you want to be my partner?
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What? Me play with you?
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The spider himself?
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Yo, dog, I'm on it. All right, then,
sign us up, and I'll see you Saturday.
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Hey, yo, you want to put in a little
practice time?
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What for?
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I'm no rocket scientist, but wasn't
Steve your partner?
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Oops.
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Oops? What oops?
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Uh, you see, Steve, I ran into Kenny
Jackson.
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The spider?
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Hmm, he's mighty good.
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But don't you worry, partner.
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We'll whip him and his little...
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Well, you see, Steve, that's just it. He
needed a partner, and so I said, uh...
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What you said?
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Well, I... I said, yeah.
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Oh. Well, what about me?
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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
Steve, I didn't do it on purpose.
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I just completely forgot about you.
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Oh, that's quite a pick -me -up.
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I'm sorry, Steve, but you don't
understand.
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This batter is fantastic.
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I'd kill to play with him.
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Well, you did, Adol.
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You killed our friendship.
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Oh, it's you.
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Well, nice to see you, too.
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I'm sorry, Carl. It's just that it's
almost an hour past Laura's curfew, and
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worried sick about her. Oh, oh, oh,
honey, honey.
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Relax. Relax?
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Why? Well, I forgot to tell you, babe,
but I told Laura she could stay a little
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longer tonight.
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You what?
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Well, yeah, I was going to tell you
before I went to work this morning, but
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were in the shower.
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You countermanded me?
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I merely adjusted your decision.
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When one of us makes a decision, the
other is supposed to back it up.
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Well, honey, that's true in most cases,
but sometimes one of us makes a wrong
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decision and I have to fix it.
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And just who determines that it's a
wrong decision?
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Well, that would be the one with the
best overview.
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Patriarch. The husband.
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The big kahuna.
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Carl, you're this close to pulling my
size nines out of your big kahuna.
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I can't believe it. I tell him, girl,
she can't go no where. He tell him, go
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ahead on.
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That's now, my pal.
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Hi, Steve.
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Thanks for coming over.
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Oh, it's my pleasure. After all, it's so
seldom I actually get invited.
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Steve, I understand that you and Eddie
had a falling out.
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Affirmative.
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We were gonna be partners in a b -ball
tournament, but he dumped me.
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Oh, I'm sorry about that.
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But I just might have the right partner
for you.
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Oh, really?
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Well, who is it? Do I know him?
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It's not a him. It's a her.
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Bill, I consider myself a feminist and
all, but a girl?
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She's a pretty good player.
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Well, how do you know her? I met her at
the Senior Citizen Center.
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Uh, well, just how old might she be?
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Steve, a woman over 50 never reveals her
age.
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Estelle, have you been spiking your
prune juice?
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Oh, that must be her. You do great with
Grandmama.
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Grandmama?
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Oh, Estelle.
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The other players have names like
Cyclops, the Spider, and Gorilla Jam.
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And I get Grandmama.
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I'll bake the cake.
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Oh, this'll work. Yes, yes, yes.
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Hey,
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Steve.
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Hi, Eddo.
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So what's going on?
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I'm here to play.
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Oh, she got a partner.
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Well, that's great.
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So what loser teamed up with you?
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Hey, don't go dissing my partner. She
deserves to be treated like a lady.
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Lady?
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I should have worn my sports bra.
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Grandma, the guy.
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Guy, your worst nightmare.
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Okay, everybody.
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The third annual... The
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third annual two -on -two tournament...
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giving me a wedge
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Practicing.
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I am.
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But I forgot to tell you.
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It was a harmonica.
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Laura, would you please tell your mother
that we are out of bologna?
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Would you please tell your father that
as long as he lives in this house, we
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will never be out of bologna?
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All right, that's it.
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I want my anniversary gift back.
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Too late. I already exchanged it.
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Well, it was a cheap gift anyway.
Because every time you do this, you
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this to me, Harriet.
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I hate it when you guys fight.
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Laura, take it easy.
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Oh, I can't.
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Well, Mom told me I couldn't stay out an
extra hour. I should have just left it
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alone.
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Yes, you should have.
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But I didn't. I conned Dad into giving
me what I wanted. Well, you didn't
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exactly con me. Trust me, I conned you.
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What I did was wrong, and I have to be
punished.
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I'm grounding myself for a week.
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Don't argue or I'll make it two weeks.
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I know it seems harsh, but it's the only
way I'll ever learn my lesson.
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Is it my imagination, or is she raising
herself?
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Time for the championship game.
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We got Winslow and Jackson versus Urkel.
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And this is called a drink of water.
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First team to get 11 baskets wins.
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play for the final point oh what about
me i'm not hurt you could be
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well in that case i'll just be watching
you over here
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Edward.
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Hey, Steve.
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You wanted to see me?
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Yeah. You hungry?
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Thirsty? Can I get you anything?
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My goodness.
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Courtesy. Well, I better be careful. I
wouldn't want to mistake that for
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friendship.
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I guess I had that one coming.
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Look, Steve, I'm really sorry I dumped
you.
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Why'd you do it, Edo?
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I got greedy.
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I wanted those Bulls tickets so bad that
I thought I had a better chance of
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getting them if Kenny was my partner.
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I see.
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But I ended up a three -time loser.
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I lost a tournament, banged up my knee,
and even worse, I lost a good friend.
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You considered me a friend?
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Well, that's not something we have to
broadcast.
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But, yeah.
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Steve, will you forgive me?
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Tell you what.
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We'll discuss it on the way.
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On the way to where?
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To the Bulls game.
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It turns out that Grandma Ma just isn't
a fan of the Chicago Bulls. For some
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crazy reason, she's nuts about the
Charlotte Hornets.
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So she said I could give her ticket to
anyone I want to.
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And I decided to give it to my best
friend.
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Eddie Winslow.
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Thanks, Steve.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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Hi.
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Oh, hello, Grandma Ma. What's up?
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Well, I spent the whole afternoon with
Estelle.
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She's got a complete makeover. And let
me tell you, she's a knockout.
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What do you think?
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Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette
production in association with Warner
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Television and is distributed by Warner
Bros. Domestic Television Distribution.
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