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Hi, Steve.
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And what you doing?
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Oh, I'm just putting stuff up for
storage.
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nerves are shocked.
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What do you want, Steve?
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I'm to invite you and the entire Winslow
clan over to my house next Saturday for
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one of our famous Urkel hoedowns.
Interested?
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Oh, gosh, no.
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capacity. It won't hold any more weight.
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Carl, that's a beach ball.
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A few ounces.
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A moment ago, you were hanging from that
shelf.
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A weight that boggles the mind.
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I don't want an argument, Steve.
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Well, I'm not arguing. I mean, it's just
common sense that a beach ball
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doesn't... All right.
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All right.
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We'll put the beach ball up on the
shelf.
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And then we'll leave, okay?
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It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Cause all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.
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years ago with my own two hands.
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That could have been your problem.
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Perhaps you should have used someone
else's hands.
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Cute. Get out.
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Now, Carl.
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Get out.
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Now, look, I realize you're upset. Get
out.
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I've had it with you, Steve.
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You stroll in here, you destroy my
garage.
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Well, that is it. I want you out of my
life and stay out.
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I can't ever come back?
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Not until I invite you.
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And do you know when that'll be?
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When hell freezes over?
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When hell freezes over and the devil
gives free playwrights.
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Hey, Mr. Winslow.
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The light's not very good here. You
should plug in that lamp so you can see
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you're doing.
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The lamp is broken.
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I'm trying to fix it.
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Well, if it's unplugged, how will you
know when it's
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fixed?
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forget it, fat chance.
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Look before you leap. It takes one to
know one, and we do chicken right. Your
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turn, Eddie.
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Uh -oh.
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Carl, I'm no expert, but you've got bare
wire touching the metal base of that
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lamp.
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You're right, Steve.
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I am?
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You're no expert.
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Now scram!
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Oh, God, Steve, I don't think he's
breathing.
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All right, he's not breathing, and he
doesn't have a pulse. Edo, call 911.
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Waldo, go to Carl's police bag and get
me his first aid kit.
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I took a CPR class a couple of years
ago. I just hope I remember everything.
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Okay, okay, now, now, I tilted his head
back, and I cleared his air passage, and
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now it's time for mouth -to -mouth.
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Okay. Now we have to try and make it
heartbreak.
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Heartbeat?
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1,
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2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13,
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14, 15.
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The ambulance is on its way. How's he
doing?
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Dad, you're alive.
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Ed, want me to boil some water?
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Waldo, that's for babies.
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Oh, like making a phone call so macho.
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What happened?
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Why am I on the floor?
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Easy, Dad. You got a bad shock from that
lamp and you stopped breathing.
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I did? Yeah, Steve gave you CPR.
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He did?
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Steve Urkel saved my life?
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I don't know about that, I mean... Yes,
you did.
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Face it, dude, if you hadn't given him
CPR, he would have died.
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You're a hero.
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Oh, gosh, I guess I am.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, we're doomed.
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He's the only one that knows what to do.
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I'm all right.
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I'm okay.
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Thanks to the world's best neighbor,
Steve Urkel.
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Oh, thanks,
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Winslow. Steve,
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you deserve every bit of it. You saved
my son's life.
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You are an exceptional young man.
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Oh, you're just saying it because it's
true.
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show and tell.
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Why? Well, none of the kids in my class
have ever seen an almost dead guy.
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I'll think about it, Richie.
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Uh, I have something I'd like to say to
Steve. Would you all please excuse us
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for a moment? Sure thing. Come on,
everybody.
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Come on.
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Steve, you're invited for dinner. I am?
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Yes, and I'll fix you whatever you want.
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What are you in the mood for?
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Now, let's see. There isn't enough time.
Time to pickle an elk.
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Steve, how about some of my good old
-fashioned pot roast?
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Well, gee, you sure you want to tempt
death twice?
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yelled at you, I told you to stay away
from me, and then you saved my life.
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I owe you an apology.
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I see.
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Well, there, I feel better.
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What?
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You said you owe me an apology, but you
haven't actually...
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Give him me an apology.
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Just thought I'd point that out for the
record.
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Oh, okay.
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Here goes.
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Steve? Yes?
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I'm sorry.
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very, very grateful to you.
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How can I show my appreciation?
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Well, you could lift the Urkel band and
allow me to come over any time I want.
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Wouldn't you rather have money? I have
money. Oh, no, no, no.
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Why, I want quality time with my
favorite cat talk.
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Okay.
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Steve, you can come over here.
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You can come over here anytime.
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Pleasant surprise.
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Are they keeping you happy, Pappy?
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Oh, I'll get that.
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No, no, no, no.
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I'll get it. I'll clean it up. It was my
fault. I was clumsy.
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Well, you know, you shouldn't torture
yourself over it.
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Accidents can happen.
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See?
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Case in point.
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I'll clean it up. No, no, let me clean
that up.
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No, no, give it to me. I'll clean it up.
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I've had them almost a week now.
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Let me just... Watch out.
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But the
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shirt,
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that was new.
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Why don't you just take a seat while I
clean up this little mess?
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Good playing, my man. Mm -hmm.
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I just can't keep what happened to Dad
out of my mind, Laura.
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I know.
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I keep thinking about it, too.
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We almost lost him.
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Yeah.
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He really needed me, and I didn't know
what to do.
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It's okay, Eddie.
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Maybe we should both take a CPR class.
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But thank God for Steve.
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He really came through.
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Hi, guys.
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What's up, Steve?
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Oh, your pump wants a pump.
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We're varnishing the patio furniture.
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Man's work.
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Steve?
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Yes, my pet?
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What you did was... I mean, the way
you... Thanks for saving my daddy.
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Varnish.
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I'll just go take off these clothes.
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Need some help?
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I'm not that grateful.
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Farewell, old mistress of beauty.
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Hey, Steve.
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Look, me and the guys are going to the P
.M. Don concert next week.
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Do you want to come with us?
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This is a trick, right?
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We all get in the car, then you drop me
off at the cemetery in my underpants.
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No, man, I'm serious.
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Well, I know.
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Since when are you willing to be seen in
public with me?
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Since you saved my father's life.
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Look, Steve, you're a nerdy, annoying
dweeb.
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But after what you did, the least I
could do was put up with you.
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Gee, I'm all choked up.
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Carl, we need to palaver pronto.
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About what?
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Well, I just finished talking to Eddie,
and I realized that it's okay for you to
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be angry at me.
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No, it isn't.
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Steve, you saved my life.
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And I'm supposed to be grateful.
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Well, Carl, you're grateful for what I
did.
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And I'm grateful I was able to do it.
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But we have a bond between us now. And
we have to honor that bond by always
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being honest with each other.
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In what way?
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Well, when you get angry with me, I want
you to learn it out. I want you to
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express your true feelings, okay?
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Okay. I'll try.
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I'll start by expressing one of mine.
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When I was giving you CPR, I was really
scared.
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Well, that's only natural.
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But I wasn't scared for you.
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I was scared for me.
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Why? Because I honestly can't imagine my
life without you.
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Harold, you're the finest man I've ever
known.
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I love you.
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Thank you, Steve.
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You're the best, big guy.
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You're okay.
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Oh, watch out.
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Good night.
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Are you sure?
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Remember what you did yesterday?
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Nope. You hugged me.
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I did?
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Valdis, out of gratitude for saving your
father's life, are you grateful enough
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to reward me with, say, a juicy kiss?
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Steve, didn't you tell my father that
you don't want people being nice to you
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out of gratitude?
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Well, yes, but...
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I want people to express their true
feelings right. Oh, but don't... Oh, in
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case, I'm going to tell you what I
really think of you.
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How?
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I'm a nerdy, annoying dweeb, right?
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Right.
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And I'm very lucky to have you as a
friend.
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Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette
production in association with Warner
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Brothers Television and is distributed
by Warner Brothers Domestic.
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