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Too bad.
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What's for breakfast?
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I was so excited about the cheerleading
competition that I couldn't get to
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sleep. And then when I finally did, I
overslept.
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I ain't coming back. Don't worry, I'll
save you.
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Oh, my God, Eddie.
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It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Cause all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every scene.
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I'll get it later.
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Lara, why did you scream?
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Well, I haven't heard such a cry of
horror since... I showed you that
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me and Speedos.
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Oh, please, I haven't had my coffee yet.
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I don't believe this. My cheer squad
makes the Midwest cheerleading...
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this work without being docked.
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Eddie.
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I'm sorry, sis.
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The E -man's baby mobile is in the shop.
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Steve. Yes?
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Will you drive me to Cincinnati?
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My pleasure, baby cakes.
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I'll go get dressed, and you go do
something with that head.
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until we get to Cincinnati, okay? All
right.
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I couldn't repair Harriet.
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Well, you said I couldn't do the job.
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But I fixed the window, Harriet. I fixed
the window. Me, me, me, me, me.
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Now, what do you have to say to that?
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I'm proud of you, Carl. You did a good
job.
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Oh, Mother Winslow, that pen is
beautiful, isn't it? Yes.
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Fletcher gave it to me.
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Oh. Well, what's the occasion?
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No occasion.
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Just an I love you present.
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A what?
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I want her to know I care.
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Well, why didn't you just tell her? You
could have saved the bundle.
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Somebody else want to talk?
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tells me how he feels every day.
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He leaves love notes.
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He left it in there?
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No.
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I'm keeping it close to my heart.
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Thy kiss, dear maid, thy lip has left,
shall never part from mine till happier
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hours restore the gift untainted back to
thine.
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Huh? That's Lord Byron, Carl.
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Oh, I knew that. I have all his albums.
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would be risky.
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something I could burn afterwards.
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Things couldn't possibly get any worse.
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Fletch is going to give me a full body
massage.
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I don't want to hear this.
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Let's go, pumpkin.
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After you, sweet stuff.
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How about a piggyback ride?
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No, you're too heavy.
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Good night.
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Do you believe those two? Yeah. I
couldn't stomach another minute.
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It's embarrassing.
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I think it's sweet.
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They're in love and they're not afraid
to show it.
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Show it?
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They bludgeon people with it.
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your mother, you could learn from them.
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And what's that supposed to mean?
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It means it would be nice to know how
you feel about me.
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Oh, come on, Harriet.
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I tell you I love you all the time.
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Yes, you do.
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But only when we're alone.
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I'd appreciate it if you'd say it in
front of people.
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Okay.
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and I guess you're just going to have to
sleep on the floor.
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Oh, no can do.
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I'm allergic to cheap shag. Ten minutes
on this orange atrocity and I'd begin to
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choke to death.
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Well, we wouldn't want that.
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It'll keep me awake.
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Very funny.
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Look, you've got this big bed. Why can't
we just share?
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Does shag carpet also make you crazy?
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like Ms. Rip Van Wins.
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Sorry, Steve. Will you forgive me?
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Well, okay.
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Good night, Steve.
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Wait a minute. Where are you going?
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You take the bed. I'll sleep in the tub.
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Oh, hold it, Laura.
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This is silly.
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Now, let's be adults about this.
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We have a double bed and two people.
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You sleep under the covers, and I'll
sleep on top of the covers. And never
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twain shall meet.
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Alright, it's a deal.
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Not only do I love you, but I respect
you.
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I would never try to make a move on you.
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Oh, come on, Steve. It never even
entered your mind.
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Absolutely not. Why, if I had one single
impure thought, may God strike me dead.
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Well, maybe once.
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See, I'm still so excited.
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Oh, me too. After all, your team is the
Midwest cheerleading champion.
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I couldn't have done it without you,
Steve.
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Thank you so much.
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Oh, no thanks are necessary.
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Oh!
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It's Morris Palansky and his Polish All
-Stars. Oh, I gotta stop.
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Family Matters is a Miller -Boyette
production in association with Warner
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Brothers Television.
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Sometimes you just gotta poke us.
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And it's distributed by Warner Brothers
Domestic Television Distribution.
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