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What's the big announcement, Grandma?
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Steve isn't here yet.
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Oh, Grandma, I called this house and his
mom said he was still in the shower, so
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we might as well go ahead.
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Well, all right.
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Watch out, friends of ours.
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Now, what's the scanning?
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Ethel and I have set the date for our
wedding.
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Grandma, are you going to be at
Junebride?
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Not exactly, honey.
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We'd like to get hit sooner than that.
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How much sooner?
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In two weeks.
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Hey, I already had a shower.
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Mother, it'll take a miracle to pull off
a wedding in two weeks.
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What's the rush? You're not in the
family way, are you?
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That would really be a miracle.
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The reason why we're moving so fast is
we have a terrific deal on a honeymoon
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cruise. All right.
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Where are you guys going?
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Oh, who cares? We'll be in the state
room the whole time.
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Mother. Oh, loosen up, Carl.
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It's a Caribbean cruise, and it leaves
in two weeks, honey.
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Look, folks, we don't want a lot of
fuss.
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Just a simple ceremony.
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Wait, wait, hold up, hold up. Time out
here.
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This is my mother we're talking about
here.
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Now, I want her wedding to be
spectacular.
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But, Carl, I'm trying to... Uh -uh, uh
-uh, uh -uh.
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Mom, I want a big traditional wedding
for you. Big church, reception at Chez
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Josephine's, ten -piece orchestra, the
work.
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We'll invite everybody we know.
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I'll be there.
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On the other hand, we should draw the
line somewhere.
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Okay, you can come, too.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
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over to Jenkins.
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We've reserved the church for the
wedding. Now I have to call the
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you have to call the florist.
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Carl, it's only been three days, and I'm
exhausted already. Hang in there,
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honey. We're going to relax the weekend
after the wedding.
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We are?
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Mm -hmm. Sergeant Grunewald is loaning
us his cabin up at Lake Waxahachie at a
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really good price, too. How much?
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Three. I like that price.
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Goodness gracious.
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I am shocked and dismayed.
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What are you talking about?
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Your parents are just now getting
married.
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No, man, my grandmother's getting
married.
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Oh, my God.
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It's worse than I thought.
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It's frightening.
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Soon, you'll be able to vote.
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Yo, Einstein Flash.
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What is it, Weasel? Your parents just
said they're going to be gone for a
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weekend. That means we can get stupid.
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We can?
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Relax, Waldo. You're already there.
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We can have a flyer party.
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What in the name of my Aunt Annie is a
flyer party?
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You print up some flyers, pass them
around the neighborhood, and then charge
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bucks to get in.
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Even us?
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No.
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We'll only charge you 10.
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Me too.
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I have some doubts.
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Care to hear them?
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No.
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Uh,
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look, Waldo, you make up a thousand
flyers.
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But I'll get writer's cramp.
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the word to all the honeys.
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Guys, here's to a great party.
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Do it.
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Do it.
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Good
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news,
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Fletcher.
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The wedding plans are right on schedule.
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It's gonna be grand. The grandest...
most spectacular ceremony that this
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neighborhood has ever seen.
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But it's not what Estelle and I want.
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Fletcher, your job is to say I do.
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And my job is to find the most expensive
way for you to say it.
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But Estelle and I want to keep things
simple.
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You know, Fletcher,
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You keep telling me what my mother
wants.
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Well, I mean, I had an idea.
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You see, I think I know a little bit
better than you about what my own mother
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wants. Well, I didn't have ideas about
that. You see, because I am her son.
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Her firstborn.
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Her pumpkin poop.
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Well,
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I was just saying that Adele wants a
small, simple ceremony.
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Mother! What is it, Carl?
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Fletcher here seems to think that I'm
going overboard with the wedding.
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He says that you two want a small,
simple ceremony.
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That's right.
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Say what?
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Well, we tried to tell you before, but
you wouldn't listen.
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Oh.
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Oh, well, well, uh... I'm listening now.
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Yeah, you two are coming through loud
and clear.
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You two go ahead and have your small,
simple ceremony.
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You won't get any more interference from
me.
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Because I won't be there.
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Carl, the caterer called with a beverage
and appetizer suggestion.
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A nice chardonnay and liver pate.
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My mother just informed me that she
wants a small, simple affair.
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So please call the caterer back and tell
him it's Kool -Aid and cocktail we
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need.
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Carl, what happened?
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I don't want to talk about it, Harriet.
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In fact, I am washing my hands of this
whole wedding business.
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Carl, we need to talk. Oh, look who's
here. The no -frills bride.
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He's all yours.
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Yes?
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Did you mean what you said?
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That you won't attend your own mother's
wedding?
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Mama, I told you from the very beginning
that I wanted to give you a big
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storybook wedding.
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Now, why didn't you say something then?
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But I thought when you found out how
expensive it was, you'd pull back a
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Oh, no way. I want the best. I don't
care what it costs.
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But these fancy plans you're making will
put a dent in your savings, honey.
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I know.
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Well, why would you do that?
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Because you are my mother.
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All of my life, you made sacrifices for
me.
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Mama, I can remember you scrimping and
saving just to get the things that I
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wanted.
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Mama, do you remember the time I wanted
that new bike? I was 10 years old.
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It was red, wasn't it? That's right. A
cherry red Schwinn with headlights, an
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electric horn, and big western
saddlebags.
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Oh, I remember.
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Your best friend, Bobby Johnson, he had
one and you had to have one, too.
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Yeah, but Daddy said we couldn't afford
one.
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But you, you took the money that you had
saved for a new dress for your high
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school reunion, and you went and you
bought me that bike.
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The store wanted $5 for delivery, so I
rode it home.
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I bet the neighborhood is still talking
about that wheelie you popped.
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Oh, your face lit up when you saw that
bike.
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And that meant more to me than all the
dresses in the world.
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I just remember that I kept thinking
that someday, somehow...
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I was going to pay you back.
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And I thought that this was going to be
my chance.
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A big, beautiful wedding to say thank
you.
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Oh, honey, you don't have to say thank
you to me.
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But I appreciate the appreciation.
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Mama.
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Oh, Ma.
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I'm sorry I got carried away.
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You just tell me exactly what you want,
and I'll make it happen.
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Well... Let's see.
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How about a nice garden ceremony?
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Yeah, right here at the house.
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Oh, a moonlit wedding under the stars.
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Oh, Mama, that's a great idea.
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Good.
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Oh, I love you, Ma.
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And I love you, too, my pumpkin poop.
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son. You're going to be late even for
your own wedding.
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I want to save some energy for my
honeymoon.
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Oh, hi, Carl.
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Hi, Fletcher.
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Carl, I want you to meet my father,
William Thomas.
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Well, nice to meet you, sir.
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My friends call me Skippy.
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Oh, okay, Skippy.
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This is my son, Edward.
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My friends call me E -Man.
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Your mother is a fine -looking lady.
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Well, thank you, sir. Thank you. Does
she have an older sister?
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about it, Steve.
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What?
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Waldo, how could you mess this up?
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Hey, cut me some slack. I only got the
day wrong on one flyer.
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My mom's the one who really messed up.
She Xeroxed it over and over and over
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over and over and over and over and over
and over. Hey,
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chill.
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Observe the bright side.
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Bright side?
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What bright side, Weasel?
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Look at this.
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1 ,500 dead presidents.
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And the homies are still coming in.
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Yeah, well, you got to get rid of them,
man. This is my grandmother's wedding at
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1 ,500.
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No, no, no, no. This isn't right.
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These kids are going to ruin everything.
They got to go. Oh, come on. You shut
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up, Eduardo.
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Look, I threw everybody in.
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We all stand here nice and quiet until
Gramps and Granny make it legal.
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Then we bop that...
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has a bigger family than we thought.
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Why not try the truth?
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Okay, Dad.
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Me and the guys are gonna have a flyer
party next Saturday when you go out of
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town. But Waldo messed up and put the
wrong date on the flyers.
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All these people think the party is
tonight.
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All right, right now, we're gonna have a
wedding.
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But directly after that, we're gonna
have a... funeral.
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Because I want this moment to last
forever.
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
this evening to unite this man and this
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woman in holy matrimony.
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Who gives this woman away?
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I do.
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And by the way, you know, I wasn't too
cool about Fletcher in the beginning.
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after a while, it grew on me and I
figured... Excuse me. It wasn't an essay
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question.
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Sister Crawford?
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Inseparable That's how
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we'll always be Inseparable
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Just you and me
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Fletcher Thomas, do you take this woman
to be your wife, for richer or poorer,
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in sickness and in health, to love and
honor for as long as you both shall
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I do.
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Estelle Winslow, do you take this man to
be your husband, for richer or poorer,
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in sickness and in health, to love and
honor for as long as you both shall
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Sugar. I sure do.
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Marie, please.
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What God has joined together, let no man
put asunder. I now pronounce you
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husband and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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Thank you.
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great wedding, huh, Dad?
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You know, son, if screwing up ever
became an Olympic event, you would win
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gold.
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150 extra people at what was supposed to
be a small family affair.
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Now, can you give me one good reason why
I shouldn't ground you for the rest of
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your life?
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Well, we took in $2 ,000, Dad, and we
want you to have it.
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I love you, son.
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Tonight at 6, a pit bull named Daisy is
accused of viciously attacking and
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almost killing another dog on an all
-new Judge Judy. Then at 7, former
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fight over a car that one claims the
other gave her and then took back on
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Joe Brown.
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Now, it's Family Matters coming up next
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