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Huh? What?
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Why are you so upset?
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I do not want to talk about it.
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Okay. I was chasing this young punk
across the roof of the Sears Tower.
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He'd been snatching purses. And I
happened to glance over at the edge and
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started shaking, sweating.
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I got dizzy.
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I have not felt that sick since the day
I met Steve Urkel.
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Well, did you catch the guy?
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No, he got away when I started to cry.
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Heights have always made me a little
nervous, but nothing like this has ever
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happened before.
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Carl, how'd you finally get down?
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I crawled down the stairs on my hands
and knees.
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You crawled down a hundred flights of
stairs.
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Well, actually, I slipped and fell and
rolled down the last 60.
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It's the rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition.
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Of the grand design, some people say
it's even harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams,
real love bursting out of every
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scene.
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As days go by, we're going to fill our
house.
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It's the bigger love of the family
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It must have been such a strange
feeling, you know, breaking into a sweat
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getting dizzy and losing your breath.
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Well, it's so strange. The same thing
happens to me when I see Denzel
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Washington.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is Harriet Wendlow.
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Just a moment, please.
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Turn on the radio.
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What? Turn on the radio, W -D -O -L.
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Harriet, I'm... Get down!
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Sorry to keep you waiting. What can I do
for you? Harriet Winslow, this is
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Johnny, too talented for Radio Hawkins.
If you can make this blast from the past
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and the artist, you will win a bright,
shiny, new, red VW Cabriolet.
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You haven't won it yet, honey.
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Okay, Harriet Winslow, name this rockin'
oldie.
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When I saw you walkin' down the street,
I said that's the kind of gal I like.
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Okay, Harriet, you've got ten seconds.
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I know it. I know it. I know it. Ooh,
what is it? What is it? What is it?
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Hey, baby.
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What do you want? No. Hey, baby is the
name of the song. It's by Bruce Chanel.
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Hey, baby by Bruce Chanel.
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We have a winner.
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You are now the owner of a brand -new,
beautiful red Pebriolette.
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race for a time for you to pick up your
car and hey if you're a looker we'll go
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for a ride
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I'll let you.
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times you're going to take the crook up
a step ladder.
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Dr. Van Lowe says that I should take it
one step at a time, gradually building
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to greater height.
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Makes sense.
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I want to thank you for helping me out,
son, today. I really appreciate it.
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Hey, Dad, I'm always there for you. Oh,
thanks, son.
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It's not a game. I'm just working on a
little problem that I have.
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Huh? Care to fill me in?
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Not really.
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Well, come on, Tom. It's me, Steve.
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Share.
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Well, I maybe sort of have a little
problem with hype.
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Oh, acrophobia, huh?
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Well, I was formerly cursed with
gymnophobia.
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Fear of nudity.
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and all of that, but I really don't want
to hear about it.
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Fair enough, but I know what you're
going through. I mean, I showered in a
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wetsuit until I was ten.
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I know I'm going to be sorry for asking
this, but, um... Well, how did you
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overcome your fear of nudity?
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Well, one hot summer night, I said,
enough is enough.
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amusement park and marched into the Hall
of Mirrors.
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I ripped off my clothes and forced
myself to look at my reflection from 150
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different angles.
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Oh, it was a nightmare.
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But I did the trick.
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I was right.
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The doctor recommends that I take it
slow.
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social call oh i see uh steve steve this
is police business oh
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great i love
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That's going to bring him back.
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They actually give this guy bullets?
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So, sir, what brings you to this neck of
the woods?
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I've always thought of you as a cop's
cop. A pop cop.
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No holds barred, non -stop cop.
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Thank you, sir. You can imagine my shock
when I found out you're a panty waste.
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Excuse me, sir? The hot topic in the
officer's steam room is that you're
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of heights.
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What? Who said that?
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One Sergeant Charles Carnelli.
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I, of course, immediately defended you.
Thank you, sir. I told Carnelli that no
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one in my command is a wimp.
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Then I snapped him smartly with my
towel.
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Sergeant, I suggest you make an
appointment to see the police
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Well, sir. Winslow, I'm going to be
captain soon, and I'd like to see you
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lieutenant to take my place.
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Now, that's not going to happen if
you're up on some roof, sweating and
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Well, sir, let me put your mind at ease.
I'm not really afraid of heights.
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It's just a vicious rumor.
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Rumor? Yes, sir.
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Like the one that was going around about
you and the stripper?
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Right. That's very reassuring.
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Oh, I am in trouble now.
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I am in deep bandini.
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What am I going to do?
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I don't want to hear about it. I'll just
take Lieutenant Murtaugh's advice and
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go see the police psychologist.
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Fine. You can spend the next five years
on a couch whining about your mommy.
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Or you can eradicate your fear of
heights in just one day.
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One
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day
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sounds good.
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What's your plan?
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And do exactly...
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If you don't conquer this phobia, you
can kiss your man's g -
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Just climb in. Make yourselves
comfortable.
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The two should be ashamed, acting like
chuckleheads.
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Lay it on him, Grandma.
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I'm sorry, I got emotional.
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Now, you both know perfectly well there
are things more important than a silly
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car. Like family.
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You two are sisters.
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And if something nice happens to one,
the other should be happy.
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She's right.
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You can have a car.
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No, Harriet, it's yours.
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After all, the radio station did call
you, not me.
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Yeah, but you gave the right answer, so
stop arguing and take the stupid car.
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Wait a minute.
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I don't want to take the stupid car. I
mean, after all, I can be just as
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unselfish as you, you know. They're not
pigs, are you? What do you call a pig?
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You two are fighting like dogs over
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a bone.
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Sell the car and split the money 50 -50.
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Now, that's a good idea.
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The best. Let's go celebrate cake.
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Let's go shopping.
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Gifts for everybody.
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I'll give a purse.
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Girl, I like your style.
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I'm glad that's over. And when Dad gets
home, he'll be happy, too.
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Yeah, he's out with Steve.
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I know he's happy right now.
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You have nothing to worry about?
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the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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Don't push it, Steve.
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You should have seen the big guy. He was
amazing.
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Not only did he conquer his fear of
heights, but he also saved my life.
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Well,
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Steve was the one that was really
amazing.
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He piloted that baby like he was born in
a balloon.
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Oh, once I understood the physics of it,
Carl, it was nothing.
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that with us.
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