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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, honey.
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So how was the bridge game?
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I dropped a bundle.
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Mabel and Claire cheated again.
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I just know they're sending signals with
their dentures.
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Well, then, why do you keep playing with
them?
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Well, all my honest friends are dead.
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Well, Mom, that's terrible.
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You telling me?
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They all owed me money.
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And speaking of death and money, how
would you like to buy some insurance?
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Excuse me?
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Well, Mabel's son, Reuben, he started
selling insurance. I think you should
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some.
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Forget it, Ma.
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The last thing I need is more insurance.
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Call Reuben.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. Love and tradition of the grand
design.
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Some people say it's even harder to
find.
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Well, there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Cause all I see is a tower of dreams.
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Real love bursting out of every scene.
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This place is so bad.
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We're gonna fill our house with
happiness.
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The moon may cry.
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But we'll smother the blues with...
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It's the bigger love of the family.
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You've been stalling for over an hour.
Go to bed.
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Shoot.
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I was this close to Arsenio.
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I thought she'd never leave.
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You guys got a minute?
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Gee, a whole five seconds alone.
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That's all it took to get Judy.
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Mom, Dad, my life is over.
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What's wrong, honey?
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I'm in big trouble.
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I may get a B.
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I got a B once. I framed it.
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Dad, this is serious. I can't afford to
get a B on my permanent record.
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From now on, no parties and no TV.
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In fact, I'm grounded. Laura, don't
argue.
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Someday, I'll thank myself for this.
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Gee, I hope we weren't too hard on them.
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focus your vacant stares in my general
direction.
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Today, we'll be visiting the wonderful
world of Cretaceous.
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Oh, dear.
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I left my crabs in the car.
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While I'm gone, start thinking about
your upcoming science project, which
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count for 50 % of your final grade.
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You will all partner off, and the best
project will be entered.
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In the City Science Fair.
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Hey, Steve.
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Buddy. Partner.
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Who brings my party this Saturday?
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Oh, gee, I didn't know I was invited. He
can't go.
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He has a date with me.
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I do?
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Perkman, partner up with me and I'll
introduce you to every cheerleader in
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town.
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Oh, well, hey, guys.
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Boy, some people will do anything to get
a good grade.
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Yeah.
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You think Urkel could use a new pocket
protector?
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Hello, my heavenly hostess.
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Why don't you just barge in like you
usually do?
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This isn't the first time you actually
invited me. I thought I'd ring the
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doorbell.
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Come on in.
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That's quite an outfit, Steve.
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Even for you.
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Thanks. My entire ensemble is comprised
of gifts from desperate classmates.
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All the way down to my Enrico Fermi odor
eaters.
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What a couple gifts.
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little petri dish.
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Well, I was hoping we could be partners
on a science project.
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and you're the hitchhiker.
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Make me pull over.
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If you choose me to be your
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partner, our relationship might change.
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I'm getting the break.
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We'd have to spend a lot of time alone
together.
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Ooh, I'm pulling onto the shoulder.
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Every day and even some nights.
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Ooh, I'm opening the passenger door.
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And if we get an A, we can celebrate by
going to a movie.
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Ooh, hop in, baby.
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So we're partners? We're life.
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Let's just start with science projects.
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It's got to be a killer, a guaranteed A.
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No sweat, Michael.
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in my basement lab.
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Oh, now, wait a minute.
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Laura, don't you think you're sort of
using him?
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No.
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Steve gets to spend time with me, and I
get an A in science. It's a fair
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exchange.
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Honey, it's not fair.
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You know, you're leading him on, and
Steve has real feelings for you.
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They're weird Urkel feelings.
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But they're real.
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All right, so nobody's going to get
hurt.
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I hope not, Laura.
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But I'm warning you, this thing could
blow up in your face.
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substance is a
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for the judges.
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Sweets for the sweet?
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Perhaps a jujubee?
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insurance. Your home is a big investment
and it needs big protection.
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Ruben, we're already covered for fire,
flood, locusts, mosquitoes. How about
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tornadoes?
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Mom, Dad, Urkel built an atom bomb and
it's about to go off.
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Carl, I'm worried about Laura.
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She's obviously been studying too hard.
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Yeah, she snapped.
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That doesn't sound like our Steve.
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Well, actually, it was my fault. I put
him up to it.
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Do you see what your daughter has done?
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Oh, sure.
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She makes Donald know she's your
daughter. She blows up the world. She's
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daughter.
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Laura, there is absolutely no excuse for
your behavior. You are grounded for...
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there until you're blown out of it.
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You guys, we're gonna die!
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Well, that's life.
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That's what people say.
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Night -night, April.
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Blown up in me.
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with Jolene she thinks I'm cuter than
Fresh Prince
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Well,
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sure I can, but I'm not so sure about
St. Peter. After all, destroying Chicago
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won't look good on your permanent
record.
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It was because I was worried about my
grade.
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When I said my feelings for you might
change, I was lying.
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And I'm sorry.
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be my partner hey you bet my bet thanks
steve
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hold it a few minutes ago was it just by
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imagination or did you actually hug me i
hugged you
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You could be the first Urkel in space.
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Yeah, make it fly.
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Nope. No rocket launching in the house.
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Not to worry, Winslow. The Laura can
only be launched by punching in a
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complicated series of commands into the
remote control.
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