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Though the very merry canary found his
feathers and was never cold again.
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What's the time of time?
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Honey, we've read this story 11 times
tonight.
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That goes for even a dozen.
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No, it's bedtime now. Say goodnight to
Uncle Carl.
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Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the
bedbugs bite.
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Goodnight, Uncle Carl.
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Bed five and back six.
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Bread five on the black six.
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Hi,
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big guy. What you doing?
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Playing solitaire. I've been by myself.
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Solo, so long.
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Oh, complendo, amigo.
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You're on your own. You won't even
notice me. You can call me the Invisible
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In fact, you can't call me all because
I'm not here.
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Ooh, red tail on the blackjack.
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I wish I had a blackjack.
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Hey, how about an action -packed game
of... I'll spot you 100 points. Nope.
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Canasta. Nope. Pinochle. No. Heart. No.
Old maid, crazy ape, go fish. Go home.
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Gin rummy.
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Okay. One hand.
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But when I win, you go home.
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Deal. Get it? Deal.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, has been
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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Because all I see is a tower of dreams.
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wasn't funny how would you like it if i
put jerry curl in your deodorant
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well look on the bright side eddie now
you're odor free and your armpits have
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felt stay on your toes laura because i'm
gunning for you i'm gonna
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buy some booze so i can shake in them
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She's just playing hard to get.
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She don't play good at it.
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She makes it seem so real.
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Steve.
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Laura's my sister. And I only want
what's best for her.
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And I'm gonna do everything in my power
to get you two crazy kids together.
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Picture this.
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I'm picturing.
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Night. Night.
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Laura.
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sleep in bed laura's awakened
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by the sweet sound of an urkel serenade
oh she'll be putting in my
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hands you'll never forget it extra buddy
how can i ever thank you believe me
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steve the expression on laura's face is
all the thanks i need
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All right.
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And he woke me up, too.
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That boy is Looney Tunes.
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Well, if he does it again, I'm going to
grab his bellows and make a wish.
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So, Laura, did you enjoy your serenade?
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Is it just me, or does anybody else have
this indescribable feeling of
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happiness? Indescribable feeling of
happiness? Could it be the sheer
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knowing that Steve Urkel is hundreds of
miles away?
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Huh?
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783 .6 miles to be exact.
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Oh, where is he? He was going to take me
on a slow cut.
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Oh.
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Oh, honey, see, Steve played his
accordion real late at night, and...
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Well, some of the neighbors got cranky
and threw bricks at his house.
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So his parents decided that maybe he
should go away and visit his relatives
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a while.
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He dumped them?
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Got it.
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But isn't it nice knowing that for the
next two weeks, when that door opens,
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Steve Urkel will not be on the other
side.
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about the wonderful wind blows, how
you've made this a home away from home.
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And now for little old me coming all the
way from big old Biloxi, this will be
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my home away from home, away from home.
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Cat,
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don't you talk.
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I know it's got mine.
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Nice to meet you, Myrtle.
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There seems to be a slight family
resemblance between you and C.
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never noticed.
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You gonna finish that pork chop big
fella?
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So, Myrtle, how long are you gonna be
around?
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Oh, just two weeks.
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My parents would only take Steve if
Steve's parents promised to take me.
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Sort of an Urkel exchange program?
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Exactly, honey.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Myrtle Urkel, Myrtle, this is our son,
Edward.
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Well, hello there.
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Oh, Eddie, that name rolls off my tongue
like honey.
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Huh?
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Oh, you are as articulate as you are
handsome.
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and my lips are on fire. How do you feel
about me, sugar?
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years I would have married you.
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Well, hello, ladies.
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Having fun?
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We're happier than peas in slope.
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Please join us, Carl. Please.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I, uh, I wouldn't want to interrupt all
of this female bonding.
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That's okay.
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in a movie.
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You two stay here with Myrtle.
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Have fun.
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He's the most charming man.
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Maybe you should take him back to Biloxi
with you.
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Why, he's just gonna fall at my feet.
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And if that doesn't work, I've got a few
more sticks up my purple sleeve.
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Uh, Murdoch, you're a sweet girl, but
have you ever thought that,
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well, maybe Eddie, uh, well, maybe
you're not his type.
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I'm going to take that boy like Grant
took Richmond.
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Oh, Edward Dumplin', I'm in curlers. You
should have knocked.
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I live here.
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Harriet, I think Myrtle would like to be
alone with her... Dumplin'. Mom, I have
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homework. Oh, I'll do it for you.
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Mm -hmm.
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like you.
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And I think that deep down, Eddie really
likes you, too.
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I knew it. I absolutely knew it.
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But he's real shy. You gotta be more
aggressive.
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Well, what more can I do?
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I've absolutely emptied my ammo clip of
seduction.
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Well, Eddie once told me about this
dream he had.
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Oh, spill it to me, sister.
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beautiful woman steals into his room in
the middle of the night and awakens him
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with a kiss i'll do it tonight i shall
steal into my beloved's room
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i can't wait to see the expression on
that boy's face
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Unfortunately, not much.
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Keep her away from me. She's crazy.
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Crazy about you, you big hunk of
harmony.
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But to continue chasing after you would
be human.
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did you two.
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Laura, did you encourage Myrtle to come
up here?
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Well, yes, but only to get even. Eddie
told Steve to serenade me. I don't care
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what Edward did.
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Your behavior is inexcusable. Yeah.
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You started all of this?
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Yeah.
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Now, look, you two.
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It's bad enough that you're playing
these mean tricks on each other, but now
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you're bringing Steve and Myrtle into
this. That's right.
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You used them and you hurt their
feelings. Now, tomorrow when Steve gets
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here, I want you to apologize to him.
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And Myrtle.
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Understood?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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I'm ashamed of you two.
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Eric.
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Yeah? But at least we're not grounded.
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By the way, you two are grounded.
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I'm really sorry, Myrtle. I never meant
to hurt your feelings.
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Oh, please.
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And thief, I'm sorry too.
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Cousin Steve and I need to chew on that
one for a spell.
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Chew away.
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We'll be in the living room.
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Well, what do you think?
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Well, what do you think?
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It's obvious that Eddie and Laura used
us.
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And abused us.
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You know what that means, don't you?
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I most certainly do.
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But...
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in the kitchen.
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Yeah, but at least mine's going home
soon.
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Maura, Eddie, we talked it over and we
decided that we
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forgive you.
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And there's more good news. Tell them,
Myrtle.
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Well, I'm trying to talk Big Daddy
into...
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So we can move up here.
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