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Judy said she wants our house to be the
scariest in Chicago.
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True. Well, if Judy wants to scare
people, all she has to do is show them
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room.
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I don't want to traumatize the kids.
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I so wish I could be here tonight with
you guys instead of on duty.
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Me, too.
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Get back here.
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Now, Harriet, I hate working on
Halloween.
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I mean, my patrol car is nothing but a
bullseye for half -crazed, egg -wielding
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juvenile delinquents.
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Eddie, we need more eggs.
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Hi, Dad.
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Mother dear.
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Just why do you two need AIDS?
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Oh, uh, I was just alerting your son to
an impending shortage of farm food.
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Right.
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Look, Frankenstein, and you two, uh...
Don King.
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Or toilet paper in the house. Got it?
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Got it.
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Freeze.
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Spread them.
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One egg.
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Two eggs.
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Shaving cream.
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Looks like you have a little egg on your
face.
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It's a rare condition this day and age
to read any good news on the newspaper
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page. And love and tradition of the
grand design, some people say, is even
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harder to find.
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Well, then there must be some magic clue
inside these gentle walls.
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It's all I see is a tower of dreams.
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Real love bursting out of everything.
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Oh, look, here's my date.
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Oh, Harriet, I am so sorry we took so
long, but the costume store was mobbed.
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Well, did we get good outfits?
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Good outfits? Great outfits.
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I'm going to be Rapunzel. I'm going to
be Tina Turner.
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And I'm going to be Betty Davis and
whatever happened to Baby Jamie.
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I guess I better go up and check on
Richie.
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Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.
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Who am I gonna be?
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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Well, Harriet, you're a popular size. It
was either the Hunchback or
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Leatherface.
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Call me crazy, but I thought you'd jump
for the hump.
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Something to make the place really
frightening.
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Hi, guys.
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Perfect.
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Happy Halloween, guys and ghouls.
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Peanut brittle, Carl?
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Oh, gee, thanks, Steve.
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with you in that silly outfit?
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Everything okay, Lois?
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For the last time, I'm not Lois Lane.
I'm Tina Turner.
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for the trick or treaters and get home.
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in your savings account?
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Not all of it. I want $9 in my savings
account, $11 in my Hinch's Berry
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account, $7 in my IR account, and $4 in
my Christmas club.
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You still have a dollar left, Steve.
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I know. Where do you think I should put
it?
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Spending some time together.
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Winslow?
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Lieutenant Murtaugh, sir.
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Who's in charge here?
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You are, sir.
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Good answer. Fill me in.
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Well, it's a 211 in progress, sir.
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Robbery suspect holed up in bank across
the street.
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Investors Bank of Chicago.
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Currently paying the highest interest
rates on a jumbo CD.
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I wouldn't know, sir.
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What the relance indicates, there is
only one suspect.
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He has hostage's number unknown.
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Oh, this is a nasty situation, Winslow.
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How would you handle it?
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Rough sketch of the bank layout from the
bank manager.
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That's the manager?
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I'm changing banks.
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But the SWAT team is deployed and
covering both exits.
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Excellent. Well, let's get in there and
turn this guy into a human sprinkler.
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Sir, according to the book, we should
try to make contact with the suspect and
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attempt to determine the situation
inside.
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If we negotiate, we might be able to
avoid unnecessary loss of life.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Stay cool.
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And don't panic.
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Everything's gonna be all right.
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Thanks, Steve.
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I was talking to me.
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Shut up.
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And that goes for you, too, Payla Bell.
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police department.
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Who am I speaking to, please?
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Margaret Thatcher.
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Look, I got five people in here.
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You want to stay healthy, you give me
exactly what I want.
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All right, just stay calm, tell me what
you want, and I'll do my best to get it
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for you.
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Really?
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Yeah, my only concern is that nobody
gets hurt.
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Get me a van, gas stop, and I want a
plane waiting for me at the airport.
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Okay.
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Get on this, but it's going to take some
time.
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I'm not a phone person.
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I'm a gun person.
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You got one hour.
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All right.
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I'll do my best.
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But if I'm going to make this happen, I
need to speak to someone to make sure
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everybody in there is okay.
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You. Paul Abdul.
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Fine.
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Here. One of Chicago's finest wants to
know if you people are okay.
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Sweetheart, what are you doing in there?
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Well, well, well, isn't this
interesting?
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My look has changed.
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I got me a cop's daughter here.
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And if you want it back safe and sound,
you...
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three peanut butter cups in Carl's sock
drawer.
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Uh -huh. Good eating.
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We're back.
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Hey, look, Humphrey. It's Janet Jackson
and Raphael. Did you kids have fun?
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the kids are on a sugar high. See if you
can get them to sell us their candy.
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But I thought Laurence and Steve went
out to get some. They never came back.
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Probably out goofing around.
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Well, it's Halloween.
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By the way, Harriet, I'm a little
disappointed in you.
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Why? Well, I thought you'd at least try
on the hump.
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Now, now, you listen to me. I
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These hostages are history if you don't
deliver in five minutes.
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That's better.
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Pizzas will be here in five minutes.
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Hey, and in another ten minutes, we'll
get them for free.
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Shut up.
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shoot you and you'll die.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Absolutely nothing.
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Sit back down next to Chaka Khan.
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Well, finally, the pizza's here.
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All right, come on, let's go.
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What took you so long?
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Sorry, man.
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I caught a... flat on me bike.
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Hey, that's a real gun.
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Yeah, and that better be real pizza.
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Oh, it is, man. Best in town. Cheese
fresh at $22, man.
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The cops are paying.
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Shoot, that mean no tip.
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You open it.
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See? Just grease.
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You get some tomato soup.
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And you, pork and beans.
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Mom, you will never believe what
happened to us. Young lady, where have
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been? You were supposed to be back here
with more candy more than three hours
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ago. We were.
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forced to hand out canned goods and pork
products.
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Then I want to know where you were and
what happened.
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Carl, can I talk to you for a minute?
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What's on your mind, Steve?
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Well, I... I just... Steve, what's
wrong?
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I'm a coward.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, I picture myself overpowering that
robber and saving the day.
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I chickened out.
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I just did everything he told me to do.
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Well, Steve, that's exactly what you
should have done.
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No, no. Laura was in danger. I mean, I
should have done something.
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Steve, that man was armed.
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I mean, if you had made a move, you
might have gotten hurt. Laura might have
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gotten hurt.
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But you made a...
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real hero, Carl.
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Steve, can you keep a secret?
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Sure.
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I was real scared, too.
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Really? You didn't show it?
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Only because I've been trained for those
situations.
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But remember, I used your trick snakes.
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Yeah, that's right.
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You know, Steve, you stuck by my
daughter.
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You made sure that she was okay.
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You did your very best to do that.
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And in my book, that makes you a hero.
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Thanks, Mon.
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